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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT
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COME ON, BABY. OH, YEAH.
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FISHERMAN--
WINNER, HERO.
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HOW DOES IT
FEEL TO BE
BILL DUGAN?
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WONDERFUL. BUT I'D JUST LIKE
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TO THANK GOD
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AND MY SPONSORS--HOOTERS,
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JACK DANIEL'S, COORS LIGHT,
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MILLER LIGHT, AND HEINEKEN.
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WOW. YOU'RE AMAZING.
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I'M HUMBLED TO
BE IN YOUR PRESENCE.
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GOOD MORNING, SWEETHEART.
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NO.
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COME ON.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING FISHING.
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FISHING!
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COME ON, SCOTT.
LET'S GO, SON.
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THE FISH ARE WAITING.
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DANG IT.
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IT'S YOUR LOSS.
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YEAH! HEY!
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HEY, HEY! HEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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HEY, HEY!
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COME ON!
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THIS AIN'T SPRING BREAK.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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JERK!
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I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE
OPENING OVER THERE.
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HOPEFULLY, IT'S ONE OF
THOSE MASSAGE PARLORS.
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AT YOUR AGE?
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HA HA HA!
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YOU'RE LATE.
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WERE YOU OUT
FISHING?
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NO. I WAS RUNNING LATE,
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SO I SHOWERED WITH
MY CLOTHES ON.
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NOTHING GETS BY YOU, GUS.
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BILL, CALL THE COPS.
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IT LOOKS LIKE SOME
PUNKS BROKE IN
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AND BUSTED
THE PLACE UP.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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NOPE. THIS IS
HOW IT ALWAYS LOOKS.
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HA HA!
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IF YOU HACKED UP
A LUNG, MELVIN,
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I AIN'T
CLEANING IT UP.
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ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE.
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GOOD MORNING, BOYS.
GOOD MORNING, BILL.
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WHAT'S GOOD
ABOUT IT?
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I SEE YOU'RE YOUR
USUAL CHIPPER SELF.
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DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE
TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW
SUMMER MENU?
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I WANT TO ADD CHILI.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS AIN'T A CHILI STORE.
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IT'S NOT A HAT SHOP.
WE DON'T SELL SHOES OR BOOKS
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OR EVEN THOSE LITTLE
TUBES OF TOOTHPASTE.
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IT'S A BAIT SHOP.
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WHATEVER. I ALREADY
DONE IT ANYWAY.
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DOES NO ONE LISTEN
TO ME AROUND HERE?
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HUH? YOU SAY
SOMETHING, BILL?
HA HA!
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BY THE WAY,
YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW
DROPPED BY YESTERDAY.
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HE DID?
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THE MATTRESS KING.
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"HE'LL HELP YOU SLEEP
LIKE ROYALTY."
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A GREAT GUY.
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YEAH,
THAT GREAT GUY
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WANTS ME TO SELL
THE BAIT SHOP AND...
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GET A REAL JOB!
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SO I CAN GIVE
HIS LITTLE PRINCESS
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THE LIFE SHE DESERVES.
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HE WAS COMPLAINING
ABOUT THE ROTTED BOARDS
OUT ON THE DOCK.
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WELL, MAYBE ODD JOB
COULD TAKE A LOOK AT IT
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IF HE EVER DECIDES
TO SHOW UP.
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OH, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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GOOD MORNING, BOSS.
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YOU'RE A HANDYMAN.
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IT'S NOT A REQUIREMENT
THAT YOU LIVE HERE.
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I HAVE TO.
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YOU SEE, MY LIVING
SITUATION HAS SORT
OF BECOME...
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UNTENABLE.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
STAYING WITH SHIRLEY.
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OH, I WAS. IT TURNED
OUT SHE'S MARRIED.
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IT WASN'T
A BIG DEAL TO ME,
BUT HER HUSBAND WAS
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NONE TOO HAPPY
TO COME HOME
AND FIND ME.
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I'LL BET.
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IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE
THE 5 YEARS IN PRISON
REHABILITATED HIM
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ONE BIT.
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
NEED SOME COFFEE.
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WHEN YOU GET DONE, GET
OUT BACK AND FIX THAT DOCK.
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OH, NO CAN DO.
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I HAVE HAD ONE HECK
OF A MORNING.
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I HOPE YOU'RE
CHARGING HIM
FOR THAT THING.
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I'M TRYING TO
RUN A BUSINESS HERE.
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HEY, BILL. HEY.
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I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU GOT
ANY MONEY TO PAY FOR THOSE.
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JUST PUT IT ON MY TAB.
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WHAT TAB?
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WELL, IF I HAD ANY MONEY,
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I'D BE IN A DECENT ESTABLISHMENT.
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I MEAN, WHO DRINKS BEER
IN A BAIT SHOP?
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ANYWAY, I COME
BEARING INTELLIGENCE
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ABOUT YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR.
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YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
THE MASSAGE PARLOR?
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THAT'S WHAT THEY'D
LIKE YOU TO THINK.
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THAT IS ACTUALLY A FRONT
FOR A FEMA BLACK OP.
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NO, AND I HAVE IT
ON GOOD AUTHORITY
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THAT HALLIBURTON'S
HURRICANE MACHINE IS
HEADED OUR WAY.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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HI, ROY.
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YOU GOT TIME FOR
A CUP OF COFFEE
THIS MORNING?
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SORRY.
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THE MAIL
CAN'T WAIT.
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NOW, YOU KNOW
THE GOVERNMENT READS
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ALL YOUR MAIL, RIGHT?
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THEN THEY RESEAL
ENVELOPES IN TIJUANA.
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TIJUANA, MEXICO.
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THAT'S HOW THEM JACK-BOOTED
GOVERNMENT LACKEYS
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STAY IN POWER.
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I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM.
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MM MM MM MM MM!
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YOU'D LOVE A MAN
IN ANYTHING.
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BILL!
HA HA!
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WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
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THERE YOU GO, FELLAS.
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GOOD LUCK ON
THE LAKE TODAY.
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THAT WITCH. I TOLD
YOU SHE WAS NO GOOD.
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HEY, GUYS!
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WHAT HAVE I TOLD
YOU ABOUT KEEPING
YOUR VOICES DOWN
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WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING
SOAP OPERAS?
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SORRY, BILL.
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IT'S JUST THAT
REBECCA JUST LEFT HER
COMATOSE HUSBAND.
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AND NOW SHE'S
SLEEPING WITH
DR. McCARTHY.
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ISN'T SHE
DR. McCARTHY'S SISTER?
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OK. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THIS IS A BAIT SHOP.
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WE SHOULD BE
WATCHING SPORTS.
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THERE'S GOT TO BE
A GAME ON OR SOMETHING.
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OH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
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IT'S PARADISE LAKE.
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WELL, AIN'T THAT
A COINCIDENCE.
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THAT'S
THE SAME NAME
AS OUR LAKE.
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS COINCIDENCE.
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SHUT UP, YOU IDIOTS.
I WANT TO HEAR THIS.
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WE'RE AT THE PARADISE
LAKE INVITATIONAL,
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ONE OF THE PREMIER EVENTS
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ON THE PRO BASSMASTERS' TOUR.
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IT'S THE BEST FISHERMEN
IN AMERICA COMPETING
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FOR A $50,000 PRIZE.
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AND AS USUAL, ALL EYES
WILL BE ON BASS FISHING'S
REIGNING BAD BOY,
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HOT ROD JOHNSON.
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BLESSED WITH A SURGEON'S SKILL
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AND THE MENTALITY OF
AN ASSASSIN,
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HOT ROD IS QUITE SIMPLY
THE GREATEST BASS FISHERMAN
IN THE WORLD TODAY.
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PART SHOWMAN, PART SAMURAI,
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H.R.J. IS THAT NEW BREED
OF PRO ATHLETE
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THAT WORKS HARD
BUT PARTIES HARDER.
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MORE THAN JUST A MAN,
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THIS AMERICAN ORIGINAL
KNOWS ONLY ONE WAY TO LIVE,
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ON THE EDGE.
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HE IS THE MAN.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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HE IS EVERYTHING THAT IS
WRONG WITH FISHING TODAY.
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RIGHT. WE SHOULD
KILL HIM, BILL.
WHO'S WITH ME?
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AS I WAS SAYING,
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THIS SPORT IS ALL ABOUT
MAN VERSUS FISH.
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TECHNOLOGY HAS TAKEN
ALL THE SKILL OUT OF IT.
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ECHO SOUNDERS,
G.P.S. UNITS.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE
HOW GOOD HE IS WITHOUT
ALL THOSE GIZMOS.
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OH, COME ON, BILL.
HE IS GOOD.
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PLEASE! HOT ROD JOHNSON
IS A JOKE, A REAL FRAUD.
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IF HE EVER STEPS FOOT
IN THIS STORE,
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I'LL TELL HIM THAT
RIGHT TO HIS SORRY FACE.
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WHAT?
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HE'S IN THE STORE,
ISN'T HE?
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OH, HEY.
HELP YOU?
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THAT'S THE GREAT THING
ABOUT LIVING IN THE GOOD
OLD U.S. OF A., GUYS.
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EVERYBODY'S ENTITLED
TO THEIR OWN OPINION,
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EVEN IF THEY'RE WRONG.
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HOT ROD JOHNSON
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
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GOOD AMERICAN
AND FISHING ICON.
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I'M A TREMENDOUS
FAN, MR. JOHNSON.
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YOU'RE A PERSONAL
HERO OF MINE.
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I GET THAT ALL THE TIME.
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AND, PLEASE,
CALL ME HOT ROD.
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HEH HEH!
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AH, LISTEN,
THAT WHOLE...
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YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE...
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NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.OK.
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HOT ROD DON'T NEED
EVERYBODY TO LOVE HIM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO?
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AFTER I WIN
THIS TOURNAMENT,
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I'M GONNA STOP IN, YOU CAN
BUY AN AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO.
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Odd Job: HEY!
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YOU COULD HANG
THAT UP
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NEXT TO YOUR
TROPHIES, BILL.
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YEAH.
OH, LOOK AT THOSE.
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NOT BAD...
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FOR AN AMATEUR.
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00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,690
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
GET BUSY AND LOAD
A CASE OF THAT BEER
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IN THE BACK OF
MY BOAT?
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HOT ROD'S GOT
TO GO SIGN SOME
AUTOGRAPHS, OK?
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THAT...
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00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:55,959
IS A GREAT GUY.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
HE'S GORGEOUS.
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HE'S EVEN BETTER-LOOKING
IN PERSON.
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00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:05,534
HE'S EVEN BETTER-LOOKING
IN PERSON.
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00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,798
HOT ROD JOHNSON.
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00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:13,673
GREAT AMERICAN HERO,
FISHING ICON.
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00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,283
SON OF A...
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SHE'S A BEAUTY,
AIN'T SHE?
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00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:21,071
WHOA. LOOKS LIKE
YOUR SHOP'S WHERE
BOATS COME TO DIE.
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A LITTLE ADVICE
FROM A PRO.
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TAKING CARE OF
YOUR EQUIPMENT IS
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AN INTEGRAL PART
OF CHAMPIONSHIP
BASS FISHING.
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00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,749
NOW, THAT WAS EXCITING.
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A REAL CELEBRITY
HERE IN THE STORE.
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00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,973
YEAH. I ALMOST FAINTED.
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00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:57,151
JUNK, JUNK, JUNK.
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00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,980
BILL. BANK?
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00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,331
I WONDER WHAT THEY WANT.
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00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,944
OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
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00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,076
WHAT IS IT?
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00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,339
PARADISE TRUST BANK,
THEY OWE ME $15,000.
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00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:14,124
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
OH, MY GOSH!
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00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,083
I'M GONNA BUY
A NEW TRUCK,
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00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,432
A TRUCK WITH A C--
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00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:20,565
UH, BILL, THIS SAYS
YOU OWE THE BANK
$15,000.
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00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,263
NO, IT DOESN'T.
IT SAYS RIGHT THERE.
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00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,873
NO, NO.
IT SAYS YOU OWE
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00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,658
A $15,000
BALLOON PAYMENT
ON THE MORTGAGE.
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00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,704
IT'S DUE
IN ONE WEEK.
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00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:33,230
A WEEK? BUT I WAS
GONNA BUY A NEW TRUCK.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
234
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,669
DOES LAURA KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
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00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,759
LAURA?
236
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:42,936
YOU KNOW WHAT?
237
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,285
IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE,
THERE COMES A DAY
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WHEN HE IS FACED
WITH GREAT ADVERSITY.
239
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,550
AND THE BEST WAY FOR
HIM TO DEAL WITH IT IS
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JUST TO GO TO
THE ONES HE LOVES
AND LIE TO THEM.
241
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,904
WHAT SHE DON'T KNOW
WON'T HURT HER.
242
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,603
BILL!
243
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,701
HOW ABOUT GIVING
ME A HAND?
244
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:13,053
OH, VERY FUNNY.
245
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,010
I'M BORED.
246
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,620
WELL, I'VE GOT
THE CURE FOR THAT.
247
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,014
TOMORROW YOU'RE GONNA
START YOUR JOB DOWN
AT THE BAIT SHOP.
248
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,276
MOM!
NO ARGUMENTS.
249
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,626
YOU'RE NOT LAYING AROUND
THIS HOUSE ALL SUMMER.
250
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,846
BESIDES, I THINK IT'S
IMPORTANT FOR A YOUNG MAN
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00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:24,978
TO SPEND TIME
WITH HIS FATHER,
252
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,806
LEARNING FROM A POSITIVE
MALE ROLE MODEL.
253
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,809
DID SOMEBODY SAY
"POSITIVE MALE
ROLE MODEL"?
254
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,723
GRANDPA!
HEY, KIDDO!
255
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:34,378
XBOX. AND I
KNOW HOW YOU LOVE
YOUR VIDEO GAMES.
256
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,684
THANKS, GRANDPA.
THIS IS AWESOME.
257
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,513
DADDY, PLEASE STOP
SPOILING HIM.
258
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:41,951
IF I DON'T,
WHO WILL?
259
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,670
I'M GONNA LOSE
THE BAIT SHOP.
260
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,585
DO YOU WANT
A BEER?
261
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,674
DID YOU HEAR
WHAT I SAID?
262
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:13,896
YEAH, I HEARD YOU.
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
263
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,812
THE PROBLEM IS I OWE
THE BANK $15,000.
264
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,858
BOY, THAT'S
A LOT OF MONEY.
265
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,903
I'M GLAD I'M OUT
OF THAT BUSINESS.
266
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:24,037
THAT BAIT SHOP WAS
ALWAYS A PAIN
IN MY REAR END.
267
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,909
YOU MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED
THAT TO ME BEFORE
I BOUGHT THE PLACE.
268
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,432
SHOOT. IT WASN'T
ALL THAT BAD.
269
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,913
I GOT A LOT OF WOMEN
BECAUSE OF THAT PLACE.
270
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,262
TOTAL CHICK MAGNET.
271
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,786
BUT I DOUBT THAT NOTICE
272
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,919
WAS THE FIRST ONE
YOU GOT FROM THE BANK.
273
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:40,618
NO. THERE WAS ONE
OR TWO...
274
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,098
OR 12.
275
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,970
I JUST FIGURED BUSINESS
WOULD PICK UP
276
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,406
AND I'D BE ABLE
TO HANDLE IT.
277
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:46,929
THAT'S
QUITE A PROBLEM.
278
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:50,846
I KNOW. THAT'S WHY
I'M HERE, BUDDY.
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00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,980
YOU'VE ALWAYS
BEEN MY FRIEND,
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00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,722
MY MENTOR, MY YODA.
281
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,028
WHAT?
282
00:14:59,028 --> 00:14:59,942
NOTHING.
283
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:03,119
BUDDY, CAN I
BORROW $15,000?
284
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:08,516
YOU GIVE A MAN A FISH
AND HE'LL EAT ALL DAY.
285
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:12,215
YOU TEACH HIM
TO FISH AND HE'LL EAT
FOR A LIFETIME.
286
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,348
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
287
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,872
SO WHEN CAN I GET
THE MONEY?
288
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:20,136
I'M NOT GONNA GIVE
YOU THE MONEY, BILL.
289
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,052
HOW'S LAURA TAKING
ALL THIS?
290
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,359
OH, YOU KNOW HER.
SHE'S MY ROCK.
291
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,361
ACTS LIKE THERE'S
NOTHING WRONG...
292
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:31,931
YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH
IT YOURSELF, BILL.
293
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:36,065
LIKE SHE DOESN'T
KNOW A THING.
294
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,677
SO HOW WAS
YOUR DAY TODAY?
295
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,029
GREAT.
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
296
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,247
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
297
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,946
SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TELL ME THE BIG NEWS.
298
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,164
NEWS?
299
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,861
THERE--THERE WAS
NO NEWS,
300
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,298
PARTICULARLY
NO BAD NEWS...
301
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,952
OR ANY GOOD NEWS EITHER.
302
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,954
YOU KNOW, NO NEWS IS
GOOD NEWS, RIGHT?
303
00:15:54,954 --> 00:16:00,133
REALLY? BECAUSE
I RAN INTO BETTY
IN THE SUPERMARKET.
304
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,265
YOU DID?
305
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,745
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
THAT HOT ROD JOHNSON
306
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,573
WOULD SHOW UP
AT THE BAIT SHOP?
307
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,096
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
A THRILL!
308
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,315
OH, YEAH, HE'S
A REAL--
309
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,100
A REAL-LIFE CELEBRITY.
BOY, THAT'S EXCITING.
310
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,623
AND HE'S HOT.
311
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,061
YEAH. REALLY EXCITING.
312
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,889
HONEY, LOOK, I GOT
TO TALK TO YOU.
313
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:18,803
I GOT A--
314
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,327
BY THE WAY,
DAD CAME BY TODAY.
315
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,111
OH, GREAT. ALL HAIL
THE MATTRESS KING.
WHAT DID HE WANT?
316
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:26,028
DON'T WORRY. I TOLD
HIM TO STOP PUSHING YOU
ABOUT THAT JOB OFFER.
317
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:29,249
I'M PROUD OF YOU
AND WHAT YOU'VE DONE
WITH THE BAIT SHOP.
318
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,990
YOU'VE BUILT IT UP
FROM NOTHING,
319
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,167
AND THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT
YOUR BUSINESS SKILLS.
320
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,779
YEAH. I'M
REALLY TALENTED.
321
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:38,780
I KNOW.
322
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,434
AND I THINK IT'S GREAT
323
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,131
THAT SCOTT'S GONNA BE
SPENDING TIME WITH YOU
DOWN AT THE SHOP.
324
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,916
HE'S SO EXCITED.
325
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,486
HE IS?
326
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,359
THIS SUCKS.
327
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,709
AH, QUIT YOUR
WHINING, BOY.
328
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,493
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT.
329
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,844
THAT'S
RIGHT. WHEN I WAS
YOUR AGE, WE...
330
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,412
HEY, WHO AM I
KIDDING?
331
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,719
I DON'T REMEMBER
ANY OF IT.
332
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,199
WELL, I DO.
333
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:10,159
WE DIDN'T HAVE THE LUXURIES
THIS PUNK TAKES FOR GRANTED.
334
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,075
DIDN'T HAVE NO INTERNOT,
335
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:16,035
NO CABLE TV, NO COMPUTERS.
336
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,821
HECK, GROWING UP
BACK THEN SUCKED.
337
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,173
AH, THERE'S MY BOY.
338
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,133
AHH! THE SMELL OF
FISH DETRITUS.
339
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,657
THAT WONDERFUL AROMA
IS UNIQUE TO THIS BUSINESS.
340
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:34,227
NOTHING BETTER
THAN A FATHER AND HIS SON
WORKING SIDE BY SIDE, HUH?
341
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,098
YEAH, HOW ABOUT
A BREAK?
342
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,057
WE JUST GOT STARTED.
343
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,319
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
344
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,147
MAYBE LATER ON, I'LL
TAKE YOU OUT ON THE LAKE,
345
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:44,411
AND ME AND YOU WILL
GO CATCH SOME FISH.
346
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,630
YOU KNOW, DAD,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
347
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,111
MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU
GOT YOURSELF
A NEW BOAT.
348
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,113
I'VE BEEN READING UP
ON THE NEW XL SERIES--
349
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,682
21 FEET AND FULLY LOADED
WITH A 250 ENGINE, G.P.S.,
350
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,292
AND AN E.S. ECHO SOUNDER.
351
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,381
YOU SEE, SON,
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
352
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,557
TECHNOLOGY
IS TAKING ALL
THE SKILL OUT OF IT.
353
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:06,041
YOU CAN'T RESPECT
A BASS WITH ALL
THESE GIZMOS.
354
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,216
THE REAL
SATISFACTION COMES
355
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,522
WHEN YOU GET
THAT BIG BASS
356
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,176
AFTER YOU'VE WORKED
REALLY HARD FOR IT.
357
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,743
HEY, GUYS, THE GRAND
OPENING IS STARTING.
358
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:16,007
HOW ABOUT WE HEAD
OVER AND SEE WHAT
THE BUZZ IS ABOUT?
359
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,358
YEAH! COME ON, DAD.
360
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:28,585
HEY, BILL...
361
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,239
OH, HEY, BUDDY,
SORRY. NO CHANGE.
362
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,980
IT'S ME--DALE.
DEEP COVER.
363
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:36,115
DALE, GET A GRIP.
THESE PEOPLE
AREN'T FEMA, OK?
364
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,029
I KNOW. IT'S A LOT
WORSE THAN THAT.
365
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,031
YOU SEE THAT GUY
UP THERE?
366
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,250
YEAH.
367
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,164
I'VE HAD HIM UNDER SURVEILLANCE
FOR A MONTH,
368
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,123
AND THAT IS PURE
AL QAEDA.
369
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,515
HA HA! AL QAEDA?
370
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:48,431
THAT'S DONNIE RAINS,
THE WEATHERMAN
FROM CHANNEL 8.
371
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,693
OPEN YOUR EYES, BILL.
372
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,218
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT OSAMA WANTS
YOU TO THINK.
373
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:56,178
BOY, YOU DO HAVE
A PLATE IN YOUR HEAD,
DON'T YOU?
374
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,920
SO?
375
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,182
HEY.
HEY.
376
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,183
HEY. THANKS, BETTY.
377
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,229
I HOPE THEY'RE
GOOD NEIGHBORS.
378
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,230
YEAH.
379
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,187
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL,
380
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,754
NOT LIKE
YOUR PLACE, BILL,
381
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:10,714
WITH ALL THOSE ROTTED
BOARDS IN BACK ON THE DOCK.
382
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,805
OF COURSE, THEY DO GIVE
YOUR PLACE A CERTAIN
HOMEY CHARM.
383
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:17,243
I GOT YOUR CHARM
RIGHT HERE.
384
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,506
HELLO, PARADISE.
385
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,550
HELLO!
386
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,423
IS EVERYONE ENJOYING
THE FESTIVITIES?
387
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,076
HERE WE GO!
388
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,687
Donnie Rains: THAT'S
GREAT BECAUSE WE'RE
JUST GETTING STARTED.
389
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:30,125
SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
LET'S BRING OUT
OUR GUEST OF HONOR.
390
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,518
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
391
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:34,129
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOU KNOW HIM.
YOU LOVE HIM.
392
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:36,610
YOU JUST CAN'T LIVE
WITHOUT HIM.
393
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,743
THE HARDEST WORKING MAN
IN BASS FISHING.
394
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:44,008
GIVE IT UP FOR HOT ROD JOHNSON!
395
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,883
Odd Job: THAT'S RIGHT!
YOU KNOW IT.
396
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,885
HOT ROD! HOT ROD!
397
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,152
IT'S REALLY HIM. COOL.
398
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:04,377
OH, MY GOSH.
HOT ROD JOHNSON'S MAKING
OUT WITH MY WIFE.
399
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:07,118
THAT'S AWESOME!
400
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:13,603
Hot Rod: WOW! LOOK AT
ALL THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
401
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,649
THANK YOU, FOLKS.
THANK YOU.
402
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,303
WHAT A JERK.
403
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,348
SHH! DAD.
404
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:22,221
WHILE GREAT AMERICAN
HEROES LIKE MYSELF ARE
405
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,005
CONSTANTLY UNDER ATTACK,
406
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:28,009
I VOW BEFORE YOU GREAT
CITIZENS OF PARADISE
407
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,663
TO STAND TALL
408
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:35,321
BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAND
OF THE FREE AND THE HOME
OF THE BRAVE.
409
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:40,021
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, AMERICA?
410
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,328
YOU ARE A TRUE
PATRIOT, HOT ROD.
411
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,286
NOW, WHAT DO YOU
SAY WE GIVE
THESE FOLKS
412
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,548
WHAT THEY CAME
TO SEE?
413
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,071
WHAT KIND OF STORE
DO YOU THINK THIS IS, BILL?
414
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,465
OH, YOU KNOW
THESE C-LIST
CELEBRITIES.
415
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:52,120
THEY SLAP
THEIR NAME
ON ANYTHING.
416
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,469
PROBABLY
A TANNING SALON
417
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,297
OR A YOGURT SHOP.
418
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:58,648
...BUT NOT BEFORE WE
GET A LITTLE HELP FROM
THIS GREAT CROWD.
419
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,260
OH, I THINK WE
CAN DO THAT.
420
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,261
AND...
421
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,829
3, 2, 1.
422
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:14,098
HOT ROD JOHNSON'S PRO
FISHING EMPORIUM,
423
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:18,842
THE FLAGSHIP STORE OF
MY NATIONWIDE FRANCHISE.
424
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,367
OH, DEAR!
425
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,673
IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
426
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,501
AWESOME.
427
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,547
NO, IT'S NOT.
428
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,026
CAN'T BE.
429
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:31,638
I--I WON'T LET IT.
430
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:34,205
BILL, ARE
YOU OK?
431
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,469
UH-HUH.
432
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:41,256
Hot Rod: FOLKS,
ARE YOU READY TO GO
TO THE NEXT PLATEAU
433
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,693
WITH THE ULTIMATE
BASS FISHING BOATS?
434
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:46,827
HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR?
ARE YOU READY?
435
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,482
I--I GUESS SO.
436
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:50,613
YOU GUESS?
437
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:54,356
THE SUPERIOR FISHABILITY
OF THIS BOAT IS
438
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,314
A GIVEN.
439
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,794
AFTER ALL, I DRIVE ONE.
440
00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,362
BUT ITS SUPREME
PERFORMANCE TRULY IS
441
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,364
WHAT SETS IT APART
FROM THE COMPETITION.
442
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:06,194
HEY, LISTEN, XL SERIES,
IT'S NOT FOR EVERYBODY.
443
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:10,198
BUT BY GOSH, IT MIGHT
JUST BE FOR YOU.
444
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:13,157
MY WIFE DOES NEED
THAT SURGERY.
445
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:16,770
AH, HECK WITH IT.
I'LL TAKE IT.
446
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,816
GOOD CALL.
SIGN HIM UP.
447
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:20,817
WOW. THAT
WAS INCREDIBLE.
448
00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:23,777
HOOKED HIM LIKE
A BIG MOUTH BASS.
449
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:27,389
OF COURSE, IF HE
CAN'T AFFORD IT,
I'LL JUST REPOSSESS IT.
450
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:30,392
SO IT'S REALLY A WIN-WIN
SITUATION FOR ME.
451
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,785
HOT ROD JOHNSON
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
452
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,440
WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
LITTLE MAN?
453
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,876
SCOTT.
454
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,400
SCOTT, FOLLOW ME.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
THE GRAND TOUR.
455
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:42,970
IS HE DEAD?
456
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:47,366
EVERYONE, STAND BACK. CLEAR!
457
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,759
OH!
458
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:53,023
OHH! I JUST HAD
THE WORST NIGHTMARE.
459
00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:54,721
I DREAMT THAT
HOT ROD JOHNSON OPENED UP
460
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:57,898
THE BIGGEST FISHING
STORE I'D EVER SEEN RIGHT
ACROSS THE STREET.
461
00:22:57,898 --> 00:23:01,162
BOY, THAT WOULD HAVE
BEEN THE FINAL NAIL
IN MY COFFIN.
462
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:06,602
AND THAT IS HANDS DOWN
THE GREATEST STORE
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
463
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,387
IT IS HEAVEN, PURE HEAV--
464
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,825
AND I GOT THE WINNING
TICKET HERE--NUMBER...
465
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:15,785
AND BY "HEAVEN," I MEAN
A DUMP, DIRTY.
466
00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:18,353
PROBABLY GOT RATS IN THERE.
467
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:19,833
JUST TAKE IT
EASY, BILL.
468
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,356
EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE OK.
469
00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:23,184
Odd Job: WELL, SURE IT IS.
470
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:25,621
EXCEPT FOR THE MOTHER OF
ALL FISHING STORES OPENING
UP ACROSS THE STREET
471
00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:28,319
AND THAT 15 GRAND YOU OWE
THE BANK,
472
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,974
YOU GOT NO PROBLEMS
TO SPEAK OF.
473
00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,628
THEY'RE YOUR
FRIENDS, BILL.
474
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,674
I THOUGHT
THEY COULD HELP.
475
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,502
HELP? HOW?
476
00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:37,851
BY SELLING A KIDNEY?
477
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,243
WHY? YOU NEED
A KIDNEY?
478
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:40,419
GIVE ME
12 HOURS.
479
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,682
ANYBODY HERE
SPEAK SPANISH?
480
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,466
YOU KNOW WHAT?
481
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,425
HE WANTS TO MESS WITH
BILL DUGAN? FINE.
482
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,556
BRING IT ON.
483
00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:49,950
A LITTLE COMPETITION
NEVER HURT ANYBODY.
484
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,647
THAT'S
THE SPIRIT, BILL.
485
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,606
YEAH! IT'S ALWAYS...
486
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:55,346
DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN.
487
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:58,915
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT
IS EXACTLY RIGHT.
488
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:01,048
MY DADDY DIDN'T
RAISE A QUITTER.
489
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:02,876
YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK
AT THIS PLACE.
490
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,356
IT'S WORTH MORE THAN 15 GRAND.
491
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:08,490
I PUT MY BLOOD, SWEAT,
AND TEARS INTO THIS SHOP.
492
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,839
I'M GONNA GO DOWN
TO THAT BANK,
493
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:11,232
I'M GONNA FORCE THEM
TO GIVE ME A DEAL.
494
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:13,495
THEY'LL BE SORRY THEY EVER
HEARD THE NAME BILL DUGAN.
495
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:17,107
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU GO GET 'EM, KILLER.
496
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,195
BILL, BILL, BILL...
497
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:22,156
BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL!
498
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,505
BILL, BILL!
499
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:24,550
BILL--BI--
500
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:27,901
HE AIN'T GONNA GET
THAT MONEY, IS HE?
501
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,077
NOT
A CHANCE.
502
00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:34,516
WHAT DO YOU THINK? BLUE?
503
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,914
YOU MAKE NO MISTAKE.
I DON'T CARE WHO
THEY ARE.
504
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,525
THEY MISS ONE MORE
PAYMENT, THEY'RE OUT
ON THE STREET.
505
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:46,354
GOOD MORNING, SIR.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
506
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,095
UH, I'M A LONG-TIME
CUSTOMER OF THIS BANK,
507
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:50,271
AND I JUST WONDERED,
IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN GET
A LITTLE WIGGLE ROOM
508
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:51,533
ON THAT BALLOON PAYMENT?
509
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,056
OH, YOU MEAN LIKE
AN EXTENSION?
510
00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:53,927
YEAH, YEAH!
511
00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:55,189
YEAH, WE DON'T
DO THAT HERE.
512
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:56,843
WELL, COME ON, MAN.
513
00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:59,498
THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING WE CAN DO
TO EASE THIS SITUATION.
514
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,936
PERSONALLY, I FIND
LAP DANCES TO BE
515
00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:04,241
A GREAT STRESS RELIEVER,
516
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:06,374
BUT AS FAR AS TERMS
OF THE LOAN GO,
517
00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:08,463
IT'S PRETTY CUT
AND DRIED.
518
00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:10,160
WE NEED OUR MONEY.
519
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,553
LOOK, I'VE BEEN A LOYAL
CUSTOMER OF THIS BANK
FOR OVER 20 YEARS.
520
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,468
SO DON'T TELL ME THERE'S
NOTHING WE CAN DO--
521
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:14,513
MR. DUGAN, PLEASE.
522
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,862
NO, NO. DON'T GIVE ME
THAT ATTITUDE.
523
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,080
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE JUST
A DANCING CHIMP.
524
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,952
GO GET YOUR BOSS BECAUSE
I'M NOT LEAVING THIS BANK
525
00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:21,650
TILL I GET SOME SATISFACTION.
526
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,826
YEAH, NICE WAY
TO TREAT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
527
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:25,915
HEY, YOU AIN'T
ROBBING THE
PLACE, ARE YOU?
528
00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:29,571
NO! MAKING A DEPOSIT.
BUSINESS IS BOOMING.
529
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,529
YOU SELL BAIT.
530
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,704
NO, YOU KNOW
WHAT I DO?
531
00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:34,228
I SERVICE AN EXPLODING DEMOGRAPHIC.
532
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:37,797
BASS FISHING IS
THE FASTEST-GROWING
SPORT IN AMERICA.
533
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:40,800
OVER 100,000 PEOPLE A YEAR
VISIT PARADISE LAKE.
534
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,366
THAT'S MY CUSTOMER BASE.
535
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,238
OVER 300 MILLION
AMERICANS SLEEP.
536
00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,196
THAT'S MY
CUSTOMER BASE.
537
00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:48,547
I'M RAKING IT IN.
538
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:52,507
I'D LIKE TO PUT
YOU TO SLEEP.
539
00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:53,552
IDIOT.
540
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,641
HEY, HEY! HE IS
THE SULTAN OF SLEEP.
541
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,556
AH, AH!
THE MATTRESS KING.
542
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,775
YOU JUST MISSED
YOUR SON-IN-LAW.
543
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:02,343
AH.
TOUGH BREAK.
544
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:06,173
PROBLEMS?
545
00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:15,704
I FEEL KIND OF GUILTY,
546
00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:18,968
LIKE WE'RE
CHEATING ON BILL.
547
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,144
WE'RE DOING HIM A FAVOR.
548
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:26,149
WE'RE THE INSIDE MEN
GETTING THE LAY
OF THE LAND. SPIES.
549
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:31,764
KNEW THAT C.I.A. FANTASY
CAMP WOULD PAY OFF.
550
00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,463
THIS STORE
AIN'T HALF BAD.
551
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,334
WHAT THE HECK ARE
YOU WEARING?
552
00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:38,901
YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON.
553
00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:43,514
THE REST ROOM IN
THIS PLACE BLOWS BILL'S
ENTIRE STORE AWAY.
554
00:26:43,514 --> 00:26:45,734
I CAN LIVE IN THERE.
555
00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:52,436
HEY, BILL.
556
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:54,917
THIS IS SOME WEATHER
WE'RE HAVING, HUH?
557
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:55,962
YEAH, I GUESS.
558
00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:57,528
BILL, YOU WANT
ME TO GO OUT
AND FIX
559
00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:59,269
THOSE ROTTED
BOARDS?
560
00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:01,620
YEAH, I GUESS.
561
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,230
HEY, BILL...
562
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:08,496
DO YOU ADVOCATE THE OVERTHROW
OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT?
563
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:11,151
YEAH, I GUESS.
564
00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:15,677
WELL, THIS AIN'T GOOD.
565
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,287
HEY, FELLAS.
566
00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:19,638
HOW DID IT GO
AT THE BANK?
567
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,640
NOT WELL.
568
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,646
BILL, I'M SORRY.
569
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,736
IT'S OVER.
570
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,477
THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
571
00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:36,916
I'LL PROBABLY HAVE
TO MOVE INTO A TRAILER
ACROSS THE TRACK.
572
00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:39,701
LAURA AND SCOTT WILL
BECOME MIGRANT WORKERS.
573
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:42,704
AND OBVIOUSLY, I'M NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO WORK
574
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,664
BECAUSE OF
THAT STRESS THING.
575
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,407
BUT WHAT ABOUT
THESE POOR LOSERS?
576
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:51,757
THEY LOOK UP TO ME.
577
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,454
WHO ARE THEY GONNA
RALLY AROUND
WHEN I'M NOT HERE?
578
00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:55,761
CAN A FELLA GET A BEER
AROUND HERE?
579
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,676
BUDDY!
HEY, BUDDY!
580
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,720
I THINK THEY'LL MANAGE.
581
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,680
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
LONG TIME,
NO SEE.
582
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,594
THANKS, BETTY.
583
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:04,857
AND THAT'S WHEN
I SAID,
584
00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,554
"THAT AIN'T A BASS, DARLING.
585
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:09,078
AND IT'LL COST
YOU $25."
586
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:15,737
BILL, DID YOU FIGURE
OUT THAT THING WE
WAS TALKING ABOUT?
587
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:20,742
YEAH. 15 GRAND IN
A WEEK IS IMPOSSIBLE.
588
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,961
HEY, I GOT IT.
589
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:25,181
I JUST GOT
AN E-MAIL FROM
A NIGERIAN PRINCE
590
00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:28,707
WITH AN INCREDIBLE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.
591
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,925
HE JUST NEEDS
592
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:32,188
OUR SOCIAL
SECURITY NUMBERS
TO GET STARTED.
593
00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:33,320
YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
594
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,279
YOU KNOW,
I WAS THINKING...
595
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:37,150
OH, LORD.
596
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,586
NO, HEAR ME OUT.
597
00:28:38,586 --> 00:28:40,327
HOW ABOUT ENTERING
IN THE PARADISE LAKE
INVITATIONAL?
598
00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:42,546
IT'S A PRO
TOURNAMENT, YOU DOPE.
599
00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:43,634
I'M NOT ELIGIBLE.
600
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:46,507
THAT'S NOT
EXACTLY TRUE, BILL.
601
00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:48,509
I FOUNDED THAT AMATEUR TOURNAMENT.
602
00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:51,381
AND WHEN IT TURNED PRO,
WE MADE AN AGREEMENT
603
00:28:51,381 --> 00:28:53,775
IT WOULD BE OPEN
TO ALL FORMER CHAMPIONS.
604
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,864
BILL, THAT MAKES
YOU ELIGIBLE.
605
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:58,606
AND THE GRAND PRIZE
FOR WINNING IS $50,000.
606
00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:01,783
NOW, GUYS, GUYS,
GUYS, I HAVEN'T
FISHED COMPETITIVELY
607
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:02,784
IN YEARS.
608
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:06,048
HEY, IT'S LIKE
RIDING A BIKE, BILL.
609
00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:07,789
YOU WERE A 5-TIME
CHAMPION.
610
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:12,185
IT'D TAKE A HECK OF
A FISHERMAN TO BEAT YOU.
611
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,493
I'M THE GREATEST FISHERMAN
IN ALL THE WORLD, SCOTT.
612
00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:18,974
IT MUST BE A REAL
HONOR FOR YOU TO
HANG OUT WITH ME.
613
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:22,543
I SUPPOSE YOU
LOVE BASS FISHING.
614
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:23,892
IT'S OK.
615
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:24,893
"IT'S OK"?
616
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,895
SON, YOU SEE
THIS MERCEDES?
617
00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:28,462
PAID FOR WITH
BASS FISHING.
618
00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:30,725
THIS WATCH? BASS FISHING.
619
00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:32,814
MY MONTHLY
BOTOX INJECTIONS?
620
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,381
BASS FISHING.
621
00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:35,295
COOL.
622
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:36,949
YOU DANG RIGHT
IT'S COOL, SON.
623
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:40,300
I TELL YOU, YOU GOT
TO GET WITH THE HOT ROD
RULES OF THE ROAD.
624
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:44,347
RULE NUMBER ONE--
MONEY IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE.
625
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,827
WHAT ABOUT FAMILY
AND FRIENDS?
626
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:49,004
OH, HECK, MAN.
YOU GOT MONEY, YOU
CAN BUY THOSE THINGS.
627
00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:51,790
LOOK, I LIKE YOU, SCOTT.
628
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,400
AND HOT ROD DOESN'T
HAVE ANY KIDS.
629
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:58,361
WELL, HE'S GOT SOME,
BUT HIS ROLE IS MORE
FINANCIAL IN NATURE.
630
00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:01,930
HE'S LOOKING FOR A PROTEÉGE
TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS.
631
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,758
YOU GOT ANY INTEREST
IN THE JOB?
632
00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:05,325
SURE. WHAT DO
I HAVE TO DO?
633
00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:07,675
BE HERE TOMORROW
AT 6:00.
634
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:10,983
LATER, TATER.
635
00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:23,604
MAYBE
ONE OF US SHOULD
GO IN THERE.
636
00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:25,084
IT'S BEEN OVER
AN HOUR.
637
00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:30,176
OK, I JUST NEED SOME
C-4 TO BLOW THE HINGES
OFF THE DOOR.
638
00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:31,830
LEAVE HIM BE.
639
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,877
SOMETIMES IT'S HELPFUL
FOR A MAN TO LOCK HIMSELF
IN HIS CLOSET
640
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,836
AND HAVE A GOOD CRY.
641
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,881
Odd Job:
IT ALWAYS HELPS ME.
642
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:43,667
I'D LIKE
TO BE THE NEXT TO GO
IN THE CRYING ROOM
643
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,756
IF IT'S ALL RIGHT
WITH Y'ALL.
644
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:50,326
WHAT ARE Y'ALL STARING AT?
645
00:30:50,326 --> 00:30:51,893
WE'RE
JUST WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
646
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,156
OH! WELL,
DON'T, MY FRIENDS,
647
00:30:54,156 --> 00:30:55,766
BECAUSE I'M A MAN
WITH A PLAN.
648
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:56,942
Odd Job:
SO YOU'RE GONNA DO IT?
649
00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:59,509
YOU'RE GONNA ENTER
THE TOURNAMENT?
650
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:00,771
OH, NO. THAT'S CRAZY.
651
00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:02,338
THOSE GUYS
ARE PROFESSIONALS.
I'M AN AMATEUR.
652
00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,166
I GOT NO CHANCE
TO WIN THAT CASH.
653
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,516
YOU MIGHT IF YOU
KILLED A FEW OF THEM.
654
00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:08,214
DALE!
655
00:31:08,214 --> 00:31:10,346
LAUGH IT UP, BUT THAT'S
HOW MISS GUATEMALA
BECAME MISS UNIVERSE.
656
00:31:10,346 --> 00:31:12,653
SEE, I JUST NEEDED
SOME TIME TO WRAP IT
AROUND IN MY HEAD.
657
00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,437
YOU KNOW,
LOOK AT THE PROBLEM LOGICALLY.
658
00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:16,135
AND THEN IT HIT ME.
IT WAS SO OBVIOUS,
659
00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:18,006
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I DIDN'T THINK
OF IT BEFORE.
660
00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:19,790
YOU WANT TO LET US IN
ON THIS PLAN OR WHAT?
661
00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:24,752
YEAH. I'M GONNA TAKE
SCOTT'S COLLEGE
FUND, GO TO VEGAS,
662
00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:26,275
PUT IT
ALL ON BLACK.
663
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:30,410
MAYBE RED. NO,
DEFINITELY BLACK.
664
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:32,281
BILL, THAT'S
THE DUMBEST THING
665
00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:33,674
I'VE EVER HEARD.
666
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,067
HEY, DAD. HEY.
667
00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,982
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?
668
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,418
NOTHING.
669
00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:41,943
SON, YOU MAY WANT TO START
LOOKING INTO TRADE SCHOOLS.
670
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,163
LET'S GO, SON.
671
00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:49,690
YOU KNOW, SON, IT WAS
JUST GREAT SPENDING
TIME WITH YOU TODAY.
672
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:50,952
YEAH, I KNOW YOU
DON'T THINK
673
00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:52,911
YOUR DAD'S
THE COOLEST GUY
IN TOWN,
674
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,390
BUT IT WASN'T
SO BAD, WAS IT?
675
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,740
ACTUALLY, I WAS
THINKING WE COULD GO
TO THE BAIT SHOP
676
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,829
A BIT EARLY TOMORROW,
MAYBE AROUND 6:00.
677
00:31:58,829 --> 00:31:59,830
REALLY. NO KIDDING.
678
00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,354
YEAH, I MEAN,
I'M STARTING TO SEE
679
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:03,530
A WHOLE DIFFERENT SIDE
OF THE FISHING BUSINESS.
680
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,053
THAT'S GREAT, SON.
681
00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:06,272
I DIDN'T THINK
682
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,751
YOU'D EVER TAKE
AN INTEREST
IN WHAT I DO.
683
00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:09,971
IT'S GOOD FOR A BOY
TO HAVE A POSITIVE
MALE ROLE MODEL.
684
00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:12,104
HEY, LOOK!
GRANDPA'S HERE.
685
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:15,020
Bill, weakly:
OH, GREAT.
686
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:28,555
OH, WOW, DAD! COME
AND CHECK THIS OUT.
SEE WHAT GRANDPA GOT US.
687
00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:36,867
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS.
WE ARE NOT--NO.
688
00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:39,522
NO. IS IT HIGH DEF?
689
00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:42,003
I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
690
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:44,092
YEAH, I WAS DOWN
AT THE STORE,
691
00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:45,615
I GOT TO THINKING.
692
00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:47,748
WHAT'S THE USE OF
HAVING MONEY UNLESS
YOU CAN BUY THINGS
693
00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:49,141
FOR THOSE YOU LOVE?
694
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:51,578
I'LL BET YOU'RE
ALWAYS SURPRISING
SCOTT AND LAURA
695
00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:52,927
WITH EXPENSIVE
GIFTS, EH?
696
00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:55,060
YES, LAST WEEK, I BOUGHT
HER AN ELECTRIC RAZOR.
697
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,932
I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
I KNOW I'VE BEEN
HARD ON YOU
698
00:32:57,932 --> 00:33:00,021
ABOUT THE BAIT SHOP
AND COMING TO
WORK FOR ME,
699
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:03,068
BUT TODAY,
I REALIZED YOU'RE
A GREAT BUSINESSMAN.
700
00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,766
I SHOULD JUST
LEAVE YOU ALONE.
701
00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:07,855
YOU DID?
702
00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:10,162
I WAS THINKING OF MAKING
YOU A NO-INTEREST LOAN.
703
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:12,338
YOU COULD FIX UP
THINGS AT THE SHOP,
704
00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:14,122
BUT I HEAR EVERYTHING
IS SO GREAT,
705
00:33:14,122 --> 00:33:16,037
YOU GOT IT
UNDER CONTROL.
706
00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:19,040
WELL, THANKS. YEAH.
I--WAIT.
707
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:19,998
A LOAN?
708
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,739
YEAH. ABOUT 20,000 OR SO.
709
00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,393
THEN IT HIT ME.
710
00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:28,267
THAT WOULD BE AN INSULT
TO A GREAT ENTREPRENEUR
LIKE YOU ARE.
711
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,835
SEE YOU.
712
00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:41,149
I MEANT TO ASK YOU,
DAD SAID HE SAW YOU
AT THE BANK TODAY.
713
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:42,672
YEAH, YEAH.
I WAS DOWN THERE.
714
00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:46,720
I WAS TRYING TO
MAXIMIZE OUR PROFITS
BY INVESTING IN--
715
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,072
PLEASE. DAD TOLD ME
ABOUT THE $15,000
WE OWE THE BANK!
716
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:52,769
HOW COULD YOU KEEP
THIS FROM ME?
717
00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:55,076
SWEETIE, I WAS
GONNA TELL YOU WHEN
THE TIME WAS RIGHT.
718
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:56,469
SURE. DAD SAYS THAT--
719
00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:58,384
"OH, MY DAD SAYS"!
ENOUGH WITH
YOUR DAD.
720
00:33:58,384 --> 00:34:01,082
EVERY DAY I'M
AT THAT BAIT SHOP
BUSTING MY HUMP
721
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,518
JUST TO TRY TO KEEP
IT TOGETHER.
722
00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:04,346
AND IT'D BE NICE
IF I COULD GET JUST
A LITTLE SUPPORT
723
00:34:04,346 --> 00:34:06,000
AROUND HERE.
724
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,438
I'VE BEEN SUPPORTIVE,
AND IN TURN, YOU LIE TO ME.
725
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:21,189
DAD?
726
00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:22,016
YEAH.
727
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:23,278
MOM SAID YOU
LIED TO HER.
728
00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:26,412
WELL, YOUR MOM AND I
HAD A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT.
729
00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:28,196
BUT I DIDN'T LIE.
730
00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:29,502
NOT EXACTLY.
731
00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:31,808
MAYBE I WITHHELD
PERTINENT INFORMATION
732
00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:33,854
AND PRESENTED CERTAIN
FACTS IN A WAY
733
00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:36,030
TO SPIN THE STORY
FOR MY BENEFIT
734
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:39,990
BUT ONLY IN A FASHION
THAT WOULD PREVENT
THAT MARITAL DISCORD.
735
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:41,253
SO YOU LIED.
736
00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:43,342
YEAH. TECHNICALLY,
YES, I LIED.
737
00:34:43,342 --> 00:34:45,039
BUT THERE WERE CIRCUMSTANCES
THAT YOU JUST--
738
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:50,131
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHEN YOU GET OLDER,
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
739
00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:01,882
TODAY
IS OUR DAY.
740
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,537
ME AND MY BOY
SPENDING A LITTLE
TIME TOGETHER.
741
00:35:04,537 --> 00:35:06,495
WHATEVER YOU WANT
TO DO TODAY, SON,
742
00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:07,670
YOU NAME IT.
743
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,063
SURE, DAD. I'LL SEE
YOU IN A LITTLE WHILE.
744
00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:10,586
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHERE YOU GOING?
745
00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:13,850
UM, I'M GOING
TO MEET A FRIEND.
I'LL BE BACK LATER.
746
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:17,115
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU.
747
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:29,301
GANG, I'M GONNA DO IT.
748
00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:31,172
I'M GONNA ENTER
THAT TOURNAMENT,
749
00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:34,175
AND I AM GONNA
WIN THAT $50,000.
750
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:36,221
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD FOR YOU, BILL.
751
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:37,961
YEAH, I STARTED
THINKING ABOUT IT.
752
00:35:37,961 --> 00:35:39,224
I'M A GOOD FISHERMAN.
753
00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:41,182
A LITTLE BIT
OF PRACTICE,
THAT PRIZE MONEY IS
754
00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,270
AS GOOD AS MINE.
755
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:44,272
HE'S FINALLY CRACKED.
756
00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:45,534
SAD.
I HEARD THAT.
757
00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:49,016
BUT THAT'S OK,
BECAUSE MY BOY
BELIEVES IN ME.
758
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:51,105
AS LONG AS MY BOY STILL
BELIEVES IN ME,
759
00:35:51,105 --> 00:35:53,673
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN LOSE.
760
00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:02,072
♪ I WANT MY MULLET BACK
761
00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:03,117
♪ BACK
762
00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:05,293
♪ BACK, BACK
763
00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:07,426
♪ YEAH!
764
00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:16,174
♪ YEAH!
765
00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:20,221
♪ ALL RIGHT!
766
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:21,440
♪ COME ON, Y'ALL
767
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,745
YOU'RE THE GREATEST
FISHERMAN IN THE WORLD.
768
00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:26,793
I KNOW. I'LL GIVE
YOU A LITTLE
ADVICE, SCOTTY.
769
00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:29,317
FISHING IS WAR.
770
00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:32,494
YOU MUST BE PREPARED
BOTH MENTALLY
AND PHYSICALLY...
771
00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:35,410
FOR YOUR BATTLE
WITH THE BASS.
772
00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:36,672
CLIMB ABOARD, SON.
773
00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:40,198
HOT ROD'S GOT SOMETHING
HE WANTS TO SHOW YOU.
774
00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:42,896
HOLD MY ROD.
775
00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:46,334
I GOT THIS BABY CUSTOMIZED.
776
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:47,509
IT'S ALL HERE.
777
00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,076
BESIDES TWIN
MERCURY MOTORS,
778
00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:52,471
IT'S GOT CD, DVD,
G.P.S., TIVO,
WIRELESS INTERNET,
779
00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:55,256
AND PLAYSTATION ONE,
2, AND 3.
780
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:56,388
IT'S THE BOMB.
781
00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:57,737
WOW!
"WOW" IS RIGHT.
782
00:36:57,737 --> 00:37:00,479
NOW, HOW ABOUT WE
TAKE HER OUT FOR
A LITTLE SPIN
783
00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:02,872
AND GET SOME
FISHING IN?
784
00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:05,092
UM, NOW?
785
00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:08,617
I KIND OF HAVE
TO GO TO WORK.
786
00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:12,839
WORK? WORK IS
FOR LOSERS.
787
00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:15,276
HOT ROD'S RULES OF
THE ROAD NUMBER 11.
788
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:18,366
ALWAYS GET
SOMEONE ELSE TO
DO THAT FOR YOU.
789
00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:23,197
OK. LET ME JUST GO
TELL MY DAD--BOSS
790
00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:25,808
AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
791
00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:30,987
A 4-LETTER WORD--WORK.
792
00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:34,034
HEY, DAD.
793
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,862
HEY, SON, YOU'RE
JUST IN TIME.
794
00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:37,255
I'M JUST HEADING
OUT ON THE LAKE.
795
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,299
WHY DON'T YOU
GO GRAB YOUR ROD
796
00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:40,127
AND I'LL TEACH YOU
SOMETHING?
797
00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:42,129
ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO
GO FISHING WITH A FRIEND,
IF THAT'S OK WITH YOU.
798
00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:44,218
OH. WELL, I THOUGHT
YOU AND I WERE GONNA--
799
00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:46,133
AH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
800
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,221
GO AHEAD. HAVE SOME FUN.
801
00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,310
THANKS, DAD.
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU.
802
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:51,007
COME ON!
803
00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:53,619
IT MIGHT BE TIME TO
UPGRADE TO A BIGGER
MOTOR, DON'T YOU THINK?
804
00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:56,404
NO WAY. THIS
LITTLE MOTOR
HAS SERVED ME
805
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:57,405
JUST FINE.
806
00:37:57,405 --> 00:38:00,321
THOSE BIG ENGINES
ARE OVERRATED.
807
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:05,283
HEY, FIX THAT DOCK.
808
00:38:09,112 --> 00:38:10,766
HOO-WHEE!
809
00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,297
RULE NUMBER 9--
ALWAYS HAVE A BIG MOTOR.
810
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:24,606
IF YOU AIN'T GOT
225 HORSEPOWER,
YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING.
811
00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:27,087
ISN'T THIS
A NO-WAKE ZONE.
812
00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:32,310
WHEN YOU'RE RICH
AND FAMOUS, RULES
DO NOT APPLY.
813
00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:36,270
WHOO-HOO!
814
00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:39,534
HEY! OH, MY...
815
00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:43,146
WIND IN YOUR FACE.
NOW THIS IS FISHING!
816
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:45,366
WHOO-HOO!
WHOO-HOO!
817
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:46,759
YEAH!
818
00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:53,896
OH, NO.
819
00:38:58,510 --> 00:38:59,685
COME ON.
820
00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:01,513
OH!
821
00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:11,523
HEY, SCOTTY,
JUST CAST YOUR LINE
RIGHT OVER THERE.
822
00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:13,873
WHOA.
823
00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,962
WHOO!
GOT IT.
824
00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:17,790
MOTOROLA ECHO 2000.
825
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,139
COME ON...
826
00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:21,097
AIN'T A BASS IN
THE WORLD THAT
CAN DEFEAT SONAR.
827
00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:23,361
YEAH!
828
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,405
THIS IS AWESOME.
829
00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:26,407
OH, YOU DANG STRAIGHT
IT'S AWESOME.
830
00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:27,800
MODERN TECHNOLOGY.
831
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,368
SOME FOLKS SAY IT
TAKES THE SKILL
OUT OF FISHING.
832
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,370
ME, I'D RATHER WIN.
833
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,545
HA HA!
HA HA HA!
834
00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:36,765
WHOO! LET'S
GET A PICTURE
OF THIS BABY.
835
00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:44,599
OH, YES! COME ON, BABY.
HEE HEE!
836
00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:45,905
OH, YOU'RE A BEAST.
837
00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:49,822
COME HERE. OH, DON'T BREAK.
DON'T BREAK. DON'T--
838
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,693
THERE WE--
839
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,482
WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.
840
00:39:57,482 --> 00:40:01,137
THIS IS THE WORST DAY
OF MY LIFE.
841
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,840
YEAH!
YEAH!
842
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,624
OVER THERE, SON.
843
00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:10,495
HA HA!
844
00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:12,453
♪ LIKE THE WAY SHE LETS IT
845
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:14,890
♪ LETS IT SHOW
846
00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:20,287
♪ WELL, I LIKE THE WAY
SHE LETS IT ♪
847
00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:22,550
♪ LET IT ROLL
848
00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:27,555
♪ IF YOU NEED A MAN
TO ROLL WITH ♪
849
00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:30,515
♪ BABY, LET ME KNOW
850
00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:33,866
THIS IS THE GREATEST
DAY OF MY LIFE.
851
00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:35,389
♪ NA NA DA DA DA
852
00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:37,347
WOW. THE GUYS
AT THE PLANT
ARE GONNA FREAK
853
00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:39,393
WHEN THEY SEE
THIS PICTURE.
THANKS, HOT ROD.
854
00:40:39,393 --> 00:40:42,396
SURE. THAT'LL BE 5 BUCKS.
855
00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:47,009
COUGH IT UP. HOT ROD'S
GOT MOUTHS TO FEED.
856
00:40:48,228 --> 00:40:54,756
OH, HERE HE IS--
PARADISE LAKE'S FAVORITE
AMATEUR FISHERMAN.
857
00:40:54,756 --> 00:40:59,108
OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU
CAME BACK EMPTY-HANDED.
858
00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:01,502
YOU DON'T JUST GO
OUT ON THE LAKE
859
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:03,286
AND CATCH A BASS
ON A WHIM.
860
00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:06,507
IT'S A PROCESS.
UPS AND DOWNS,
861
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:09,467
EBBS AND FLOWS,
PEAKS AND VALLEYS.
862
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,685
SCOTT?
863
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:12,165
HEY, DAD.
864
00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:13,645
Hot Rod: HEY, SLOW YOUR ROLL
HERE NOW.
865
00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:15,429
DON'T TELL ME THIS IS
YOUR KID.
866
00:41:15,429 --> 00:41:17,518
I THOUGHT HE WAS
JUST SOME HOMELESS
STREET URCHIN
867
00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:18,867
IN NEED OF
A LITTLE DIRECTION.
868
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:21,043
YOU WANT TO TELL
ME WHAT THE HECK
YOU'RE DOING
869
00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:22,610
HANGING OUT WITH
THIS POMPOUS JERK?
870
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:24,351
DAD, YOU CAN'T JUST
COME HERE LIKE THIS.
871
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,048
LOOKS TO ME LIKE HE
WAS CATCHING HIMSELF
872
00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,615
A BOATLOAD FULL
OF FISH.
873
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,051
THE BOY'S GOT TALENT.
874
00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:31,358
THAT'S WHY
HOT ROD'S MADE
HIM HIS PROTEÉGE.
875
00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:32,838
COME ON, NOW.
LET'S HEAD DOWN
TO MY STORE
876
00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:34,840
AND MAKE US A COUPLE
PROTEIN SMOOTHIES.
877
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,711
HEY, HE'S NOT
GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU.
878
00:41:36,711 --> 00:41:38,191
DAD, YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING ME!
879
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:41,324
THIS MAN STANDS FOR
EVERYTHING I'M AGAINST.
880
00:41:41,324 --> 00:41:43,544
HE'S ALL STYLE,
NO SUBSTANCE.
881
00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,198
STYLE KICKS
SUBSTANCE'S BUTT.
882
00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:47,983
HOT ROD RULES
OF THE ROAD
NUMBER 17.
883
00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,245
COME ON. LET'S GO.
884
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:50,464
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
885
00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:52,553
HE IS A BAD INFLUENCE,
AND I DON'T WANT YOU--
886
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:53,815
HAVING ANY FUN?
887
00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:55,121
Hot Rod: OH, MAN!
WE DID HAVE FUN,
DIDN'T WE?
888
00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:56,862
WHOO! COME ON.
LET'S GO.
889
00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:58,603
GET IN THAT BAIT SHOP
RIGHT NOW.
890
00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:00,822
THIS IS SO LAME.
HEY!
891
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,129
UH! OHH! GAH!
892
00:42:03,129 --> 00:42:07,176
OH, LOOKIE THERE.
IT LOOKS LIKE STYLE
JUST GAVE SUBSTANCE
893
00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:09,875
ANOTHER SWIFT KICK
IN THE BUTT.
894
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:15,271
BUT DON'T WORRY.
HOT ROD WILL GIVE
SCOTTY A RIDE HOME.
895
00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:16,664
DAD, YOU OK?
896
00:42:16,664 --> 00:42:20,450
FINE. JUST GO.
897
00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:30,722
ODD JOB!
898
00:42:37,859 --> 00:42:40,383
YOU ARE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED.
899
00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:42,385
SCOTT IS GROUNDED
FOR A MONTH.
900
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:43,604
OH, HE IS?
YEAH.
901
00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:44,823
WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA FILL ME IN
902
00:42:44,823 --> 00:42:46,607
ON HOW WE'RE
GONNA COME UP
WITH THE MONEY?
903
00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:47,739
RELAX ABOUT
THE MONEY.
904
00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:48,914
I GOT IT ALL
FIGURED OUT.
905
00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:51,133
I FOUND
A LOOPHOLE THAT'S
GONNA ALLOW ME
906
00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:52,308
TO EXPLOIT
MY TALENTS
907
00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:54,049
AND ENTER
THE PARADISE LAKE TOURNAMENT.
908
00:42:54,049 --> 00:42:56,617
THE 50 GRAND IS
GOOD AS MINE.
909
00:42:56,617 --> 00:42:58,663
SEE? DON'T YOU
FEEL BETTER?
910
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:01,317
OH, COME ON.
911
00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:02,580
LAURA.
912
00:43:03,929 --> 00:43:05,017
YOU KNOW WHAT?
913
00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:08,194
THAT'S MATURE.
MM-HMM.
914
00:43:24,210 --> 00:43:29,041
I SURE HAVE MESSED
THINGS UP, HAVEN'T I,
BUDDY?
915
00:43:33,306 --> 00:43:34,220
HA HA.
916
00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:37,702
THERE'S A BLAST
FROM THE PAST.
917
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,273
READ THIS!
CATCH A BASS. CATCH A BASS.
918
00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:46,362
OH, OH! HEY! WHOA! WHOA!
919
00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:48,016
HOWDY DOODY!
920
00:43:48,016 --> 00:43:49,061
WHOO! HEY!
921
00:43:49,061 --> 00:43:51,629
FISH OR BUY BAIT!
BILL'S BAIT SHOP.
922
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,673
NOT INTERESTED.
923
00:43:52,673 --> 00:43:54,153
OH, UP YOURS.
924
00:43:54,153 --> 00:43:57,286
HEY, HEY. BABY, WE
GOT A SALE THERE
AT BILL'S BAIT SHOP.
925
00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:58,374
A BIG SALE.
926
00:43:58,374 --> 00:43:59,680
OH, I THOUGHT YOU
WORKED FOR HOT ROD.
927
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,029
MY HUSBAND LOVES
THAT GUY.
928
00:44:01,029 --> 00:44:02,291
HOT ROD? HE'S A CREEP.
929
00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:05,077
HEY! WE GOT
A BIG SALE AT
BILL'S BAIT SHOP.
930
00:44:05,077 --> 00:44:06,992
RIGHT HERE. WHOA! WHOA!
931
00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:08,167
I DON'T FISH.
932
00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:10,778
YOU DON'T FISH?
WHAT ARE YOU, A COMMUNIST?
933
00:44:13,476 --> 00:44:17,306
WELL, WHAT, YOU WANT
A LITTLE PIECE OF FISH?
934
00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:25,924
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME
KIND OF FREAK?
935
00:44:25,924 --> 00:44:29,928
NO, I'M NOT A FREAK.
I'M A BASS.
936
00:44:29,928 --> 00:44:33,105
I'M A BASS!
937
00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:40,329
OH, SHUT UP.
938
00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:42,288
BILL?
OOH!
939
00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:44,507
OH, LORD.
940
00:44:44,507 --> 00:44:47,685
WHAT? YOU NEVER SEEN
A BASS IN A BAR BEFORE?
941
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,731
Hot Rod: I'VE CAUGHT
A FEW THAT BIG,
942
00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:53,168
BUT NEVER ONE QUITE
THAT UGLY.
943
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,741
WELL, WELL, WELL.
944
00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:05,006
IF IT AIN'T
THE GREAT
HOT ROD JOHNSON.
945
00:45:05,006 --> 00:45:08,923
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY,
BOW YOUR HEADS
946
00:45:08,923 --> 00:45:11,534
AND DON'T MAKE
DIRECT EYE CONTACT
947
00:45:11,534 --> 00:45:14,581
BECAUSE HE'S NOT JUST
A FISHERMAN,
948
00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:16,496
HE'S A REAL
AMERICAN HERO.
949
00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:21,675
BOY, YOU THINK YOU'RE
JUST SOME KIND OF
TOUGH GUY, DON'T YOU?
950
00:45:21,675 --> 00:45:23,155
YOU BETTER BE
CAREFUL, BILL.
951
00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:25,157
I'VE BEEN KNOWN
TO BRING THE THUNDER.
952
00:45:25,157 --> 00:45:26,201
IS THAT RIGHT?
953
00:45:26,201 --> 00:45:27,855
WELL, I BEEN KNOWN
TO BREAK THE WIND.
954
00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:29,944
EASY,
EASY, EASY, FELLAS.
955
00:45:29,944 --> 00:45:33,556
SO YOU GUYS WANT TO
GO A COUPLE ROUNDS?
956
00:45:33,556 --> 00:45:36,821
CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST
SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN?
957
00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:38,953
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
958
00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:41,695
HOW ABOUT
A KNIFE FIGHT?
959
00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:45,917
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
960
00:45:46,265 --> 00:45:48,876
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
SETTLE DOWN.
961
00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,225
SEE, THE BET
962
00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:52,532
IS FOR $100.
963
00:45:52,532 --> 00:45:54,795
OOH!
964
00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:57,319
NOW, HERE'S THE DEAL.
965
00:45:57,319 --> 00:45:59,234
I BET I CAN DOWN
MY 3 BEERS
966
00:45:59,234 --> 00:46:03,195
BEFORE OLD BIG MOUTH BILL
CAN DOWN HIS 3 SHOTS.
967
00:46:03,195 --> 00:46:04,936
OH!
OH!
968
00:46:04,936 --> 00:46:06,633
HA HA HA!
REALLY?
969
00:46:06,633 --> 00:46:12,465
HUP, HUP. THE ONLY
RULE IS YOU CAN'T TOUCH
THE OTHER MAN'S GLASS.
970
00:46:12,465 --> 00:46:16,338
HA HA. THIS IS GONNA
BE THE EASIEST MONEY
I EVER MADE.
971
00:46:16,338 --> 00:46:18,906
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE
ALL MINE.
972
00:46:18,906 --> 00:46:21,561
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
973
00:46:21,561 --> 00:46:22,823
ALL RIGHT.
974
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:24,956
ON THE COUNT OF 3.
975
00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:30,309
1, 2, 3.
976
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:33,094
GO, HOT ROD. COME ON.
977
00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:34,792
THAT'S ONE.
978
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:35,793
YEAH!
979
00:46:36,924 --> 00:46:39,187
LET'S GO, BILL.
980
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:44,932
THERE'S TWO.
981
00:46:53,593 --> 00:46:58,032
REMEMBER, BILL, YOU
CAN'T TOUCH MY GLASS.
982
00:47:00,252 --> 00:47:03,951
OH, BABY, HE GOT
YOU, BILL!
983
00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:06,867
HE IS A GOD.
984
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:09,478
Hot Rod: WELL, BILL,
985
00:47:09,478 --> 00:47:12,873
I'M REQUIRED BY
THE STATE TO INFORM YOU
986
00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:14,701
THAT THESE HANDS
ARE REGISTERED
987
00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:16,137
AS LETHAL WEAPONS.
988
00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:17,922
SON OF A--
989
00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:20,663
OOH!
990
00:47:32,893 --> 00:47:34,895
OW!
991
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,332
OHH!
992
00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,601
I FEEL LIKE
BILL LOOKS.
993
00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:49,867
THEN YOU MUST BE
IN A WORLD OF PAIN.
994
00:47:51,607 --> 00:47:52,608
DRINK THIS.
995
00:47:52,608 --> 00:47:54,262
YOU SMELL LIKE A WINO.
996
00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:55,829
WELL, I DRANK
LIKE ONE.
997
00:47:55,829 --> 00:47:58,049
YOU NEED TO
SHAPE UP, BILL.
998
00:47:58,049 --> 00:48:00,312
THE TOURNAMENT
STARTS TOMORROW.
999
00:48:00,312 --> 00:48:01,791
I'LL BE FINE.
1000
00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:04,969
WHERE'S ODD JOB
AND DALE?
1001
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:08,276
UM, I'M SURE
THEY'RE AROUND.
1002
00:48:08,276 --> 00:48:09,843
OH, I SEE.
1003
00:48:09,843 --> 00:48:12,541
LIKE RATS JUMPING
OFF A SINKING SHIP.
1004
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:14,543
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHO NEEDS THEM?
1005
00:48:14,543 --> 00:48:16,067
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
1006
00:48:16,067 --> 00:48:18,765
IT'S JUST THAT LATELY
YOU'VE BEEN A LITTLE
BIT HARD TO--
1007
00:48:18,765 --> 00:48:19,679
GOOD MORNING.
1008
00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:21,681
GOOD MORNING, ROY.
1009
00:48:21,681 --> 00:48:23,988
YOU HAVE TIME FOR
A CUP OF COFFEE.
1010
00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:26,686
OH, I DON'T THINK
I CAN, BETTY,
1011
00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:28,688
WHAT WITH
MY ROUNDS AND ALL.
1012
00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:29,689
OH, FOR
THE LOVE OF--
1013
00:48:29,689 --> 00:48:31,169
ROY, SHE'S GOT
THE HOTS FOR YOU.
1014
00:48:31,169 --> 00:48:34,694
WHY DO YOU THINK
SHE TRIES TO GIVE
YOU A CUP OF COFFEE
1015
00:48:34,694 --> 00:48:36,478
EVERY DAY? DUH.
1016
00:48:36,478 --> 00:48:40,308
UM, I'LL SEE
YOU GUYS LATER.
1017
00:48:45,531 --> 00:48:46,401
BILL?
1018
00:48:46,401 --> 00:48:47,533
I'VE NEVER BEEN
SO EMBARRASSED
1019
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:50,710
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
HOW COULD YOU!
1020
00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:54,061
OOH!
OH, BETTY, COME ON.
1021
00:48:54,061 --> 00:48:54,975
IT'S NOT THAT--
1022
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:55,976
GOOD MORNING, BOYS.
1023
00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:57,804
OH, GREAT. WHO
KNEW SATAN FISHED?
1024
00:48:57,804 --> 00:48:59,023
IT WAS QUITE
A SPECTACLE
1025
00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:00,546
YOU MADE
OF YOURSELF
LAST NIGHT.
1026
00:49:00,546 --> 00:49:03,984
THEY'RE E-MAILING
THIS PICTURE AROUND
DOWN AT THE STORE.
1027
00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:08,554
OH, JACK, THIS REALLY IS
NOT A GOOD DAY FOR THIS.
1028
00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:10,904
I'VE COME TO GIVE YOU
THE 15 GRAND.
1029
00:49:10,904 --> 00:49:12,601
I'M LISTENING.
1030
00:49:12,601 --> 00:49:15,735
SO YOU'LL TAKE
MY MONEY?
1031
00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:18,042
NORMALLY, NO WAY.
1032
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:19,957
BUT I NEED TO SAVE
MY SHOP.
1033
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:23,395
SAVE YOUR SHOP?
NO, NO. THIS IS
TO PAY OFF THE BANK.
1034
00:49:23,395 --> 00:49:26,006
I'M GONNA
SELL THIS PLACE
TO HOT ROD.
1035
00:49:26,006 --> 00:49:26,964
WHAT?!
1036
00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,139
YEAH. HIS NAME ON
THE BAIT SHOP,
1037
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:29,923
A SUREFIRE MONEY MAKER.
1038
00:49:29,923 --> 00:49:31,403
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT ABOUT ME?
1039
00:49:31,403 --> 00:49:35,059
WELL, YOU CAN
COME WORK FOR ME
AND SELL MATTRESSES.
1040
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:39,977
FACE IT. WHERE THE HELL
ELSE ARE YOU GONNA
GET THE MONEY?
1041
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,999
WANT A BEER?
1042
00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:06,960
NOTHING LIKE A COLD BEER
ON A HOT AFTERNOON
1043
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,831
TO MAKE A MAN FEEL--
1044
00:50:08,831 --> 00:50:09,919
BUDDY.
1045
00:50:09,919 --> 00:50:11,747
ALL RIGHT.
1046
00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:14,881
HOW'S IT GOING?
1047
00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:15,969
TERRIBLE.
1048
00:50:15,969 --> 00:50:18,102
MY FATHER-IN-LAW'S
TRYING TO MUSCLE IN.
1049
00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:19,190
MY FRIENDS
HAVE LEFT ME.
1050
00:50:19,190 --> 00:50:20,756
MY FAMILY'S NOWHERE
TO BE FOUND.
1051
00:50:20,756 --> 00:50:23,324
WHOA, WHOA. I'M NOT
DR. PHIL HERE.
1052
00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:24,673
I MEANT,
HOW'S THE FISHING?
1053
00:50:24,673 --> 00:50:28,982
YEAH. THE FISHING.
I MUST HAVE BEEN
OUT OF MY MIND
1054
00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:30,244
TO ENTER THAT THING.
1055
00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:33,291
I HAVEN'T WON
A TOURNAMENT
IN YEARS.
1056
00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:34,553
I'M ACTUALLY THINKING
1057
00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,859
ABOUT BUYING
ONE OF THOSE
ECHO SOUNDERS,
1058
00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:40,037
YOU KNOW, TO GIVE
ME AN EDGE.
1059
00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:43,083
BILL...
1060
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:45,390
YOU GOT TO DANCE
WITH WHO BRUNG YOU.
1061
00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:47,783
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1062
00:51:07,325 --> 00:51:10,067
WELCOME TO ESPN's
COVERAGE
1063
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,156
OF THE PARADISE LAKE INVITATIONAL,
1064
00:51:12,156 --> 00:51:14,506
ONE OF THE PREMIER EVENTS
ON THE BASSMASTER PRO TOUR.
1065
00:51:14,506 --> 00:51:16,769
IT'S A PERFECT DAY, GUARANTEEING
1066
00:51:16,769 --> 00:51:17,944
AN EXCITING SHOOTOUT,
1067
00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:20,207
AS THE WORLD'S BASS ANGLERS
HAVE CONVERGED
1068
00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:22,340
ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SPOT
1069
00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:24,429
TO COMPETE FOR $50,000 CASH
1070
00:51:24,429 --> 00:51:28,041
FOR WHAT SHOULD BE THE MOST
EXCITING EVENT OF THE SEASON.
1071
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:29,564
GOOD MORNING, ALL.
I'M KEITH ALAN.
1072
00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:31,566
BY MY SIDE,
MARK ZONA,
1073
00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:32,654
BASSMASTER VETERAN,
1074
00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:34,134
READY TO BREAK IT
DOWN FOR US.
1075
00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:35,527
MAGICAL STUFF
AS ALWAYS, KEITH.
1076
00:51:35,527 --> 00:51:38,138
PLAIN AND SIMPLE,
IT IS GONNA TAKE
A MINOR MIRACLE
1077
00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:40,097
FOR ANY OF THESE
ANGLERS TO UNSEAT
1078
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:43,665
THE NUMBER-ONE RANKED
BASS ANGLER IN THE WORLD,
1079
00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:45,276
HOT ROD JOHNSON.
1080
00:51:45,276 --> 00:51:47,974
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO WAKE UP PRETTY
EARLY IN THE MORNING
1081
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,671
TO BEAT HOT ROD JOHNSON.
1082
00:51:49,671 --> 00:51:52,500
IF HE DROPS 5 BOMBS,
AND THIS THING IS OVER
BEFORE IT STARTS...
1083
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:55,068
OH, NO, NO, NO!
1084
00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:59,812
Mark Zona:
HOT ROD JOHNSON IS...
1085
00:51:59,812 --> 00:52:01,901
WHEN NOBODY ELSE
CATCHES HIM.
1086
00:52:01,901 --> 00:52:04,556
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
SOMETHING, KEITH,
1087
00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:05,731
HOT ROD JOHNSON...
1088
00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:08,690
RODS, RODS, RODS.
1089
00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:13,260
HOT ROD JOHNSON IS BUILT
FOR TOURNAMENTS LIKE THIS.
1090
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:15,306
LISTEN WHEN I
TELL YOU...
1091
00:52:15,306 --> 00:52:18,874
THIS LAKE IS JUST PERFECT
FOR HOT ROD JOHNSON...
1092
00:52:18,874 --> 00:52:21,225
PROBABLY GONNA
NEED PANTS.
1093
00:52:29,581 --> 00:52:31,757
EVERYTHING LOOKS
GOOD HERE.
1094
00:52:31,757 --> 00:52:32,801
YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
1095
00:52:32,801 --> 00:52:35,152
HEY, I'M BILL DUGAN.
SORRY I'M LATE.
1096
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:38,242
OH, YES, OUR AMATEUR.
WE'RE READY FOR YOU.
1097
00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:40,113
YOU CAN LAUNCH
YOUR BOAT OVER HERE.
1098
00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:41,375
HANG ON. HEY.
1099
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:43,247
WHAT IDIOT PARKED THEIR
PIECE OF GARBAGE HERE?
1100
00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:48,208
YEAH! BOY, HUH?
THE NERVE OF
SOME PEOPLE.
1101
00:53:01,003 --> 00:53:02,048
PRETTY, ISN'T IT?
1102
00:53:02,048 --> 00:53:04,746
YEAH. HONEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
1103
00:53:04,746 --> 00:53:06,574
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANT THIS.
1104
00:53:06,574 --> 00:53:07,575
WHAT IS IT?
1105
00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:09,925
IT'S YOUR OLD
CHAMPIONSHIP SHIRT.
1106
00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:13,973
THANKS.
1107
00:53:13,973 --> 00:53:15,496
BILL, NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS WITH
THE TOURNAMENT
1108
00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:17,455
OR THE MONEY, YOU
AND I REALLY NEED
TO SIT DOWN AND TALK
1109
00:53:17,455 --> 00:53:18,891
WHEN THIS IS
ALL OVER.
1110
00:53:18,891 --> 00:53:20,327
TALK. YEAH, HONEY,
I WAS GONNA--
1111
00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:22,024
MR. DUGAN, WE NEED YOU.
1112
00:53:22,024 --> 00:53:23,330
OK, I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE.
1113
00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:24,853
SWEETIE, I WAS
GONNA TELL YOU--
1114
00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:27,247
IT'S OK, BILL.
GO AHEAD.
1115
00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:32,339
SIT RIGHT THERE.
1116
00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:33,688
HERE COMES SOME FRESH MEAT.
1117
00:53:33,688 --> 00:53:36,648
HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU, GUY?
GUY WITH THE YELLOW SHIRT.
1118
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:45,439
Keith Alan: HERE HE IS,
THE LOCAL HERO
1119
00:53:45,439 --> 00:53:48,877
AND FORMER AMATEUR
CHAMPION, BILL DOOGIE.
1120
00:53:48,877 --> 00:53:50,227
THANKS, MAN,
BUT ACTUALLY
IT'S DUGAN.
1121
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:53,317
WONDERFUL. HEY, YOU GOT
TO BE EXCITED TO BE HERE.
1122
00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,666
OH, I MEAN, IT'S
A DREAM COME TRU--
1123
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,363
YOU KNOW, I HAD
AN OPPORTUNITY
TO SPEND SOME TIME
1124
00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:57,538
WITH YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW
TODAY.
1125
00:53:57,538 --> 00:53:59,279
THE MATTRESS KING.
THAT'S RIGHT.
1126
00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:00,193
EXACTLY.
1127
00:54:00,193 --> 00:54:01,238
AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1128
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,369
THIS TRULY IS
A SAD STORY.
1129
00:54:02,369 --> 00:54:05,285
BILL DOOGIE SITS
HERE A SHELL OF MAN
1130
00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:07,026
ON THE EDGE OF THE ABYSS
1131
00:54:07,026 --> 00:54:08,375
ABOUT TO LOSE IT ALL.
1132
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:12,292
HE'S FACING HUMILIATION,
BANKRUPTCY, PERSONAL RUIN.
1133
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:14,294
ZONA, THAT PRIZE MONEY
SURE COULD HELP.
1134
00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:15,382
YOU GOT
THAT RIGHT.
1135
00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:17,036
YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT
ABOUT AS MUCH CHANCE
1136
00:54:17,036 --> 00:54:19,952
AS YOU DO WINNING A GOLD
MEDAL IN SYNCHRONIZED
SWIMMING, KEITH.
1137
00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:22,781
THE WORST THING IS
POOR DOOGIE IS
ALMOST HOMELESS.
1138
00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:24,086
NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE.
1139
00:54:24,086 --> 00:54:26,263
BILL DOOGIE, A MAN
WITH A DREAM,
1140
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:29,527
A DREAM THAT COULD
TURN INTO A TRAGEDY.
1141
00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:31,529
AND NOW A WORD
FROM OUR SPONSOR,
1142
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:32,660
MATTRESS KING.
1143
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:37,186
♪ WE'LL MAKE YOU SLEEP
LIKE ROYALTY ♪
1144
00:54:37,186 --> 00:54:38,275
WHAT THE HECK
WAS THAT?!
1145
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,364
WHOA!
IT'S ALL GOOD.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
1146
00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:41,365
HEY, HERE WE GO.
1147
00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:44,063
IT'S HOT ROD. H.R.J.
1148
00:54:44,063 --> 00:54:45,325
YES!
1149
00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:46,457
AT MATTRESS KING...
1150
00:54:46,457 --> 00:54:50,243
♪ WE'LL MAKE YOU SLEEP
LIKE ROYALTY ♪
1151
00:54:53,899 --> 00:54:55,248
WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE.
1152
00:54:55,248 --> 00:54:57,685
WE'RE JOINED BY TOURNAMENT
FAVORITE, CROWD FAVORITE,
1153
00:54:57,685 --> 00:55:00,427
AND AMERICA'S FAVORITE,
HOT ROD JOHNSON.
1154
00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:02,037
YOU KNOW, CHAMP,
WE WERE JUST TALKING
1155
00:55:02,037 --> 00:55:04,692
TO THE AMATEUR,
BILL DOOGIE.
1156
00:55:04,692 --> 00:55:07,652
WHAT ADVICE COULD YOU
THROW HIM RIGHT NOW?
1157
00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:10,307
WELL, MARK ZONA,
I JUST THINK
1158
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,918
IT'S GREAT THAT WE
LIVE IN A COUNTRY
1159
00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:17,792
WHERE ANYONE CAN
PARTICIPATE IN
A FANTASTIC EVENT
1160
00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:19,141
LIKE THIS ONE.
1161
00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:19,881
AWESOME.
1162
00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:20,926
WOW. GREAT, GREAT STUFF.
1163
00:55:20,926 --> 00:55:22,101
GET OUT OF MY--
LET GO OF ME.
1164
00:55:22,101 --> 00:55:23,320
"HOMELESS"?
"SHELL OF A MAN"?
1165
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,495
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, ZONA.
1166
00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:25,974
HOW MUCH GEL YOU GOT
IN THAT HAIR, HUH?
1167
00:55:25,974 --> 00:55:27,367
LET ME GONNA TELL YOU
SOMETHING, GUYS.
1168
00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:30,152
THAT TOOL COULDN'T
CATCH A BASS
IN A TOILET BOWL.
1169
00:55:30,152 --> 00:55:31,893
MAN, IT'S LIKE WATCHING
A CAR WRECK.
1170
00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:35,419
YOU CAN'T TAKE
YOUR EYES AWAY
FROM THE SCREEN.
1171
00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:37,769
BILL LOOKS GOOD, THOUGH.
1172
00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:39,379
CRAZED BUT GOOD.
1173
00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:42,469
Hot Rod on TV: SOUNDS
LIKE SOMEONE MISSED
THEIR MEDICATION.
1174
00:55:42,469 --> 00:55:47,126
GENTLEMEN,
START YOUR ENGINES.
1175
00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:02,054
AND THEY'RE OFF.
1176
00:56:02,054 --> 00:56:04,578
HEY, HOT ROD'S
LEAVING EARLY.
1177
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,935
COME ON, COME ON!
1178
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:20,420
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
1179
00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,838
OH, YEAH!
1180
00:56:48,230 --> 00:56:50,058
NOPE.
1181
00:56:51,190 --> 00:56:53,410
HOT ROD SURE IS
MAKING IT LOOK EASY
1182
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,454
OUT THERE.
1183
00:56:54,454 --> 00:56:55,542
WHAT A GREAT EXAMPLE
FOR THE KIDS.
1184
00:56:55,542 --> 00:56:57,326
CLASSIC
HOT ROD JOHNSON.
1185
00:56:57,326 --> 00:56:59,851
SOME GUYS MAKE
GOLD RECORDS.
1186
00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:02,201
HOT ROD WINS BASS TOURNAMENTS.
1187
00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:03,463
YEAH, HOT ROD!
1188
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:05,857
WELL, BY CONTRAST,
WE GOT TO TALK
A LITTLE BIT
1189
00:57:05,857 --> 00:57:08,033
ABOUT THE AMATEUR,
BILL DOOGIE.
1190
00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:09,338
QUITE HONESTLY,
1191
00:57:09,338 --> 00:57:10,514
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT GUY'S
DOING HERE.
1192
00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:12,124
YOU KNOW, IT'S OBVIOUS
TO ME AT LEAST--
1193
00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:14,953
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN
THIS FOR THE BETTER
SIDE OF 25 YEARS--
1194
00:57:14,953 --> 00:57:17,608
THAT THAT MAN IS
CLEARLY OUTMANNED RIGHT--
1195
00:57:17,608 --> 00:57:19,653
IT'S COMING IN.
WE'RE GOING TO
ACTUALLY TAKE YOU OUT
1196
00:57:19,653 --> 00:57:22,221
TO THE WATER WITH
OUR AMATEUR CHAMPION,
BILL DOOGIE,
1197
00:57:22,221 --> 00:57:25,746
AND TAKE A PEEK AT WHAT
HE'S GOT HIS HANDS ON NOW.
1198
00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:27,052
NO. NO, NO. NO...
1199
00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:29,489
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
THAT THAT'S LEGAL.
1200
00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:31,360
OOH!
1201
00:57:39,151 --> 00:57:42,981
OH, YEAH. COME TO PAPA.
HERE WE GO.
1202
00:57:44,069 --> 00:57:45,766
HEY, NOW, BABY.
1203
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:48,900
NOW WE TALKING.
1204
00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:51,468
HEY, GET IN THERE.
1205
00:57:58,562 --> 00:58:01,260
13 POUNDS, 6 OUNCES
1206
00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,391
FOR PRESTON CLARKE,
1207
00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:04,437
PUTTING HIM IN THIRD
PLACE FOR THE DAY.
1208
00:58:04,437 --> 00:58:05,960
NICE WORK, PRESTON.
1209
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,484
AND HERE HE COMES, FOLKS,
1210
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,137
HOT ROD JOHNSON!
1211
00:58:09,137 --> 00:58:10,835
YEAH!
1212
00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:12,967
THE GREATEST!
1213
00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:15,883
HEY,
HOT ROD!
1214
00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:18,625
THAT'S
THE WAY TO REEL
IT IN, HOT ROD.
1215
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:19,496
GOOD JOB!
1216
00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:23,108
16 POUNDS, 3 OUNCES.
1217
00:58:23,108 --> 00:58:25,806
THAT PUTS HOT ROD JOHNSON
IN FIRST PLACE.
1218
00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:28,722
Odd Job:
THAT'S USUALLY
A 2-DAY TOTAL.
1219
00:58:28,722 --> 00:58:31,986
YOU KNOW, WE
ALWAYS TALK ABOUT GUYS
1220
00:58:31,986 --> 00:58:34,641
FISHING THEIR STRENGTH
ON THIS TOURNAMENT TRAIL.
1221
00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:38,340
AND HOT ROD JOHNSON HAS
DONE THAT TO PERFECTION
TODAY, KEITH.
1222
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,428
I'M GONNA TELL YOU,
1223
00:58:39,428 --> 00:58:40,865
ONE OF THE MOST FLAWLESS PERFORMANCES
1224
00:58:40,865 --> 00:58:43,302
I'VE EVER SEEN ON
THE WATER THIS AFTERNOON.
1225
00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:45,260
WELL, THE GUY NEVER
CEASES TO AMAZE ME.
1226
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:48,002
HOT ROD JOHNSON HAS
DELIVERED AGAIN.
1227
00:58:48,002 --> 00:58:49,656
AND WITH JUST ONE
MINUTE TO GO,
1228
00:58:49,656 --> 00:58:54,182
STILL NO SIGN OF
THE AMATEUR, UH,
BILL DOOGIE.
1229
00:59:02,626 --> 00:59:04,149
OH!
1230
00:59:04,149 --> 00:59:07,587
GAH! I CAN'T GET--AAH!
1231
00:59:07,587 --> 00:59:08,457
LOOK OUT!
1232
00:59:09,807 --> 00:59:11,591
OW! OW!
1233
00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:14,028
WHERE'S THE FISH? FISH?
1234
00:59:16,117 --> 00:59:18,859
SORRY.
1235
00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:33,613
AND IT LOOKS LIKE
8 POUNDS, ONE OUNCE.
1236
00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:35,833
HA! IS THAT
ALL YOU GOT?
1237
00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:41,882
THAT PUTS
BILL DUGAN IN 12th PLACE.
1238
00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:46,583
MR. DUGAN, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO ABOUT
YOUR BOAT?
1239
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,761
MY BOAT?
WHAT ABOUT MY BOAT!
1240
00:59:51,762 --> 00:59:53,024
YOU ARE AWARE OF
THE RULE THAT STATES
1241
00:59:53,024 --> 00:59:56,331
YOU CAN'T USE
A DIFFERENT BOAT
ON DAY 2, RIGHT?
1242
00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:57,594
FAILURE TO USE THAT BOAT
1243
00:59:57,594 --> 01:00:00,597
WILL RESULT IN YOUR DISQUALIFICATION.
1244
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:05,819
HEY, BILL!
1245
01:00:05,819 --> 01:00:09,344
WELL, I SEE GOOD NEWS
TRAVELS FAST.
1246
01:00:09,344 --> 01:00:11,259
AW. SHAME
ABOUT YOUR BOAT.
1247
01:00:11,259 --> 01:00:15,263
YEAH. I CAN TELL
YOU'RE REAL
BROKEN UP ABOUT IT.
1248
01:00:15,263 --> 01:00:16,308
RELAX.
1249
01:00:16,308 --> 01:00:18,658
I'M STILL OFFERING
YOU THE 15 GRAND.
1250
01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:20,355
JACK, I TOLD YOU,
I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY.
1251
01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:23,141
THE BAIT SHOP IS GONE
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
1252
01:00:23,141 --> 01:00:25,709
THIS WAY,
YOUR DEBT IS PAID.
1253
01:00:28,668 --> 01:00:29,930
OK. FINE.
1254
01:00:29,930 --> 01:00:31,802
I KNEW YOU'D
SEE IT MY WAY.
1255
01:00:31,802 --> 01:00:33,455
THE JOB OFFER'S
STILL GOOD.
1256
01:00:33,455 --> 01:00:36,937
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'LL BE MANAGING
A MATTRESS STORE.
1257
01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:39,287
MANAGING? YOU COULDN'T
RUN A BAIT SHOP.
1258
01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:41,072
I'M STARTING YOU OUT
ON THE GROUND FLOOR
1259
01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:43,640
WITH THE HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS.
1260
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,685
DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT LAURA AND SCOTT.
1261
01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:46,817
I GOT PLENTY OF MONEY.
1262
01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:51,125
♪ THEY'LL BE
TAKEN CARE OF ♪
1263
01:01:05,618 --> 01:01:08,708
GUESS DAD HAD
A PRETTY BAD DAY TODAY, HUH?
1264
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,057
YEAH.
1265
01:01:10,057 --> 01:01:12,756
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
IS THAT HE TRIED
HIS BEST.
1266
01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:14,758
HOT ROD RULES
1267
01:01:14,758 --> 01:01:17,151
TRYING DOESN'T MATTER.
IT'S WINNING THAT COUNTS.
1268
01:01:17,151 --> 01:01:19,763
WHAT? I WANT YOU
TO LISTEN TO ME.
1269
01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:22,374
HOT ROD JOHNSON
IS FULL OF IT.
1270
01:01:22,374 --> 01:01:24,506
YOUR FATHER IS HONEST
AND HARD-WORKING,
1271
01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:25,986
AND HE HAS
MORE INTEGRITY
IN HIS LITTLE FINGER
1272
01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:28,728
THAN HOT ROD HAS
IN HIS ENTIRE BODY.
1273
01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:29,947
HOT ROD RULES
OF THE ROAD--
1274
01:01:29,947 --> 01:01:31,339
I THINK IT'S TIME
1275
01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,167
THAT YOU START
SHOWING YOUR FATHER
A LITTLE RESPECT
1276
01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:35,953
AND GIVE HIM
SOME CREDIT.
1277
01:01:39,783 --> 01:01:42,133
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
1278
01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:43,569
HEY, HEY, HEY!
1279
01:01:43,569 --> 01:01:45,397
GIVE THESE FOLKS
A ROUND OF DRINKS
ON ME.
1280
01:01:45,397 --> 01:01:49,270
LOOKS LIKE THEY
FINALLY DECIDED TO
GET WITH A WINNER!
1281
01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:51,751
HEH HEH!
1282
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,710
HOW ABOUT A TOAST?
1283
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,669
TO THE LATE, GREAT
BILL DUGAN.
1284
01:01:56,669 --> 01:01:58,627
GUS,
HE'S NOT DEAD.
1285
01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:02,893
HE'S BOUND
TO KILL HIMSELF
AFTER TODAY, THOUGH.
1286
01:02:04,285 --> 01:02:07,375
HEY, BUDDY!
PULL UP A CHAIR!
1287
01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,638
AIN'T THIS A SIGHT?
1288
01:02:09,638 --> 01:02:11,684
MUST BE THE TRAITORS' BAR.
1289
01:02:11,684 --> 01:02:12,990
I RESENT THAT, BUDDY.
1290
01:02:12,990 --> 01:02:15,340
THEY NEVER DID PROVE
THAT I SOLD THEM DOCUMENTS
1291
01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:17,211
TO THAT
CHINESE FELLA.
1292
01:02:17,211 --> 01:02:18,822
NO, MORON.
1293
01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:21,389
AFTER ALL THE YEARS
OF BILL PUTTING UP
WITH YOU FREELOADERS,
1294
01:02:21,389 --> 01:02:23,783
YOU ABANDON HIM
WHEN HE NEEDS YOU THE MOST?
1295
01:02:23,783 --> 01:02:26,830
DALE, YOU BEEN
THROWN OUT OF
EVERY DECENT JOINT
1296
01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:28,614
IN 3 COUNTIES,
1297
01:02:28,614 --> 01:02:30,268
BUT BILL TOOK YOU IN.
1298
01:02:30,268 --> 01:02:33,750
ODD JOB,
YOU WERE UNEMPLOYABLE.
1299
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,577
BILL GAVE YOU A JOB.
1300
01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:38,842
BETTY, WHEN YOU FIRST
OPENED THE SNACK BAR,
1301
01:02:38,842 --> 01:02:41,322
YOUR COFFEE TASTED
LIKE BILGE WATER.
1302
01:02:41,322 --> 01:02:44,848
BILL STUCK WITH YOU
TILL YOU GOT IT TOGETHER.
1303
01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:45,762
AND YOU TWO--
1304
01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:48,155
YEAH, WE KNOW.
WE'RE INGRATES.
1305
01:02:48,155 --> 01:02:51,028
BUT WE'RE TOO OLD
TO CHANGE.
1306
01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:52,681
YOU'RE RIGHT, BUDDY.
1307
01:02:52,681 --> 01:02:54,814
WE'RE TERRIBLE FRIENDS.
1308
01:02:54,814 --> 01:02:56,381
BUT WHAT CAN WE DO NOW?
1309
01:02:56,381 --> 01:02:59,819
I THINK HELPING BILL
WIN THIS TOURNAMENT
WOULD BE A START.
1310
01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:00,951
NOW, WE COULD CUT
THE FUEL LINE
1311
01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:03,170
ON OLD HOT ROD'S
CABIN CRUISER
1312
01:03:03,170 --> 01:03:05,042
AND RIG UP
A SIMPLE FUSE
1313
01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:05,999
WITH A BIC LIGHTER
1314
01:03:05,999 --> 01:03:07,000
AND BLOW HIM
STRAIGHT BACK
1315
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,960
TO WHEREVER
HE CAME FROM.
1316
01:03:11,831 --> 01:03:15,835
OH, I SUPPOSE SOMEBODY'S
GOT A BETTER IDEA.
1317
01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:19,708
BUDDY, BILL DOESN'T
EVEN HAVE A BOAT TO
COMPETE IN TOMORROW.
1318
01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:21,710
HE'S GONNA BE DISQUALIFIED.
1319
01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:23,277
BILL'S GOT A BOAT.
1320
01:03:23,277 --> 01:03:27,107
HE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE
TO GO DOWN THERE
AND GET IT FOR HIM.
1321
01:03:27,934 --> 01:03:29,849
GET BILL HIS BOAT.
1322
01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:32,243
WELL, THAT'S A GREAT
IDEA, BUDDY!
1323
01:03:32,243 --> 01:03:34,985
HECK OF AN IDEA!
1324
01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:40,947
OH, YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW?
1325
01:04:00,749 --> 01:04:01,794
HEY.
1326
01:04:01,794 --> 01:04:03,535
ROUGH DAY, HUH?
1327
01:04:03,535 --> 01:04:04,841
NO KIDDING.
1328
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:07,756
EVEN THAT DIDN'T WORK.
1329
01:04:07,974 --> 01:04:09,367
JUST DOESN'T MATTER.
1330
01:04:09,367 --> 01:04:13,937
BOAT OR NO BOAT,
I JUST COULD NOT
FIND THE FISH TODAY.
1331
01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:15,895
WHY DID--WHY DID YOU
MARRY ME, ANYWAY?
1332
01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:20,378
WELL, IT HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOUR SKILLS
AS A FISHERMAN.
1333
01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:23,903
I MARRIED YOU BECAUSE
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
1334
01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:25,426
WELL, NOT LATELY.
1335
01:04:25,426 --> 01:04:26,601
MAYBE YOU
HAVEN'T NOTICED,
1336
01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:27,994
BUT OVER THE LAST
COUPLE WEEKS,
1337
01:04:27,994 --> 01:04:31,737
I'VE BEEN PRETTY MUCH
A STUBBORN, BULLHEADED JERK.
1338
01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:33,913
AND FEEL FREE
TO CONTRADICT ME
AT ANY TIME.
1339
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:37,308
HEY, WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1340
01:04:43,444 --> 01:04:44,750
LISTEN.
1341
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:47,100
GOD, I KNOW I'VE MADE
A MESS OF THIS WHOLE THING.
1342
01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,059
I MEAN, I'M GONNA
LOSE THE TOURNAMENT,
1343
01:04:49,059 --> 01:04:50,930
AND I'M GONNA LOSE
MY BAIT SHOP, AND--
1344
01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:54,978
AND THAT'S OK
BECAUSE I CAN HANDLE
THAT STUFF.
1345
01:04:54,978 --> 01:04:59,939
BUT, BABY,
WHAT I CAN'T HANDLE IS
LOSING YOU AND SCOTT.
1346
01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:03,160
I DON'T--I DON'T WANT
TO GET DIVORCED.
1347
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,945
WE'RE NOT GONNA
GET DIVORCED, BILL.
1348
01:05:05,945 --> 01:05:06,859
WE'RE NOT?
1349
01:05:06,859 --> 01:05:08,382
OF COURSE NOT.
1350
01:05:08,382 --> 01:05:09,601
IT'S LIKE
THE MAN SAID,
1351
01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:12,038
FOR RICHER
OR FOR POORER.
1352
01:05:12,038 --> 01:05:13,344
BUT FROM NOW ON,
1353
01:05:13,344 --> 01:05:15,868
YOU GOT TO BE
HONEST WITH ME
100% OF THE TIME.
1354
01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:17,870
OK.
1355
01:05:17,870 --> 01:05:19,437
I HATE YOUR TUNA CASSEROLE.
1356
01:05:19,437 --> 01:05:20,481
OH, YOU...
1357
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,364
OH, MY GOD.
1358
01:05:33,364 --> 01:05:34,408
WHOO-HOO!
1359
01:05:34,408 --> 01:05:36,410
THAT REMINDS ME OF
THAT CONTRACT WORK
1360
01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:38,935
I DID FOR THEM
NAVY SEALS!
1361
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,893
WHEW!
1362
01:05:40,893 --> 01:05:42,764
ARE YOU SURE
YOU CAN REPAIR THIS?
1363
01:05:42,764 --> 01:05:46,507
JUST RELAX AND LEAVE IT
TO OLD ODD JOB.
1364
01:06:13,056 --> 01:06:14,579
OK, I HAVE TO GO
AND MEET HOT ROD.
1365
01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:16,407
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
1366
01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:17,538
BUT, MOM--
1367
01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:18,844
OH, NO, NO, NO,
IT'S--IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
1368
01:06:18,844 --> 01:06:20,106
SCOTT PROMISED HIM
HE'D HELP HIM
PREP HIS BOAT,
1369
01:06:20,106 --> 01:06:21,629
AND WE DUGANS
KEEP OUR WORD.
1370
01:06:21,629 --> 01:06:23,892
BESIDES THAT, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN HAVING FUN.
1371
01:06:23,892 --> 01:06:24,632
GO AHEAD.
1372
01:06:24,632 --> 01:06:26,069
THANKS, DAD.
GOOD LUCK.
1373
01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,026
ALL RIGHT.
1374
01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:29,637
YEAH. GOOD LUCK
WITH WHAT?
1375
01:06:29,637 --> 01:06:31,074
I DON'T EVEN
GOT A BOAT.
1376
01:06:31,074 --> 01:06:32,249
WHY'D WE EVEN BOTHER
COMING DOWN HERE?
1377
01:06:32,249 --> 01:06:34,642
YOUR DAD'S JUST
GONNA RUB IT
IN MY FACE.
1378
01:06:34,642 --> 01:06:38,037
THE MAN I MARRIED
ISN'T A QUITTER.
1379
01:06:38,037 --> 01:06:40,083
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
WE CAN DO.
1380
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,388
BESIDES, WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT CAN HAPPEN?
1381
01:06:41,388 --> 01:06:43,651
YOU'LL LEARN HOW
TO SELL MATTRESSES.
1382
01:06:43,651 --> 01:06:45,523
IF SOMEONE LIKE MY DAD
CAN DO IT,
1383
01:06:45,523 --> 01:06:47,177
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
1384
01:06:47,177 --> 01:06:48,221
YEAH!
1385
01:06:50,136 --> 01:06:51,572
I'M SORRY.
THE RULES ARE CLEAR.
1386
01:06:51,572 --> 01:06:56,012
YOU CANNOT COMPETE TODAY
UNLESS YOU USE
THE SAME BOAT.
1387
01:06:58,101 --> 01:06:59,798
HEY, BILL.
1388
01:06:59,798 --> 01:07:01,060
TOUGH LUCK.
1389
01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:03,106
LOSING THE BAIT SHOP,
LOSING THE TOURNAMENT--
1390
01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:05,412
SEEMS TO BE A THEME HERE.
1391
01:07:05,412 --> 01:07:07,066
YOU KNOW WHAT, JACK?
GIVE IT A REST.
1392
01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:10,374
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU CAN'T STAND
A LITTLE CRITICISM?
1393
01:07:10,374 --> 01:07:11,375
HEY, YOU'D BETTER
GET USED TO IT
1394
01:07:11,375 --> 01:07:13,333
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE
WORKING FOR ME.
1395
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,508
DADDY,
THAT'S ENOUGH.
1396
01:07:14,508 --> 01:07:16,989
NO, NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1397
01:07:16,989 --> 01:07:20,123
LISTEN TO THE MAN, LAURA.
IT'S ALL OVER!
1398
01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:22,081
BILL!
1399
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,391
DA-DA!
1400
01:07:27,391 --> 01:07:30,437
WELL? DO YOU LIKE IT?
1401
01:07:30,437 --> 01:07:33,049
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1402
01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:38,315
WOW! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!
1403
01:07:38,315 --> 01:07:39,272
BUT HOW DID YOU--
1404
01:07:39,272 --> 01:07:40,969
I TOOK CHARGE, BILL.
1405
01:07:40,969 --> 01:07:42,797
I AM WELL SCHOOLED
IN CRISIS MANAGEMENT.
1406
01:07:42,797 --> 01:07:45,104
LET'S JUST SAY
SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS
1407
01:07:45,104 --> 01:07:47,585
WHO FORMERLY TOOK YOUR
FRIENDSHIP FOR GRANTED
1408
01:07:47,585 --> 01:07:50,196
REALIZED THE ERROR
OF THEIR WAYS.
1409
01:07:50,196 --> 01:07:51,371
WE'RE SORRY, BILL.
1410
01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:53,765
YOU'RE NOT JUST
A GOOD FISHERMAN.
1411
01:07:53,765 --> 01:07:55,636
YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
1412
01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:56,985
GUYS.
1413
01:07:56,985 --> 01:07:58,813
YOU CAN'T USE
THAT PIECE OF JUNK.
1414
01:07:58,813 --> 01:08:01,164
ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1415
01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:02,252
THERE'S NOTHING
IN THE RULE BOOK
1416
01:08:02,252 --> 01:08:04,123
SAYS A PARTICIPANT
CAN'T MAKE REPAIRS.
1417
01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:06,343
GOOD TO GO, MR. DOOGIE.
1418
01:08:06,343 --> 01:08:07,387
IT'S "DUGAN."
1419
01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:09,476
DOESN'T MATTER.
WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.
1420
01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:12,044
YOU TOOK MY MONEY.
1421
01:08:14,655 --> 01:08:17,963
STUFF IT
IN YOUR MATTRESS, JACK.
1422
01:08:17,963 --> 01:08:22,141
YOU DUMB SON OF A--OH!
1423
01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:23,186
HA HA HA!
1424
01:08:25,536 --> 01:08:28,060
SHUT UP, DADDY.
1425
01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:33,109
GO GET 'EM, HONEY.
1426
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,066
YEAH!
1427
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:51,127
UNH!
1428
01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:54,086
LOOK AT THAT RUST BUCKET
OVER THERE.
1429
01:08:54,086 --> 01:08:56,480
SOME PEOPLE DON'T
GOT NO PRIDE.
1430
01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:59,265
MUST BE EMBARRASSING
TO BE HIS KID.
1431
01:08:59,265 --> 01:09:02,964
NO, IT ISN'T.
HE'S A GOOD GUY.
1432
01:09:02,964 --> 01:09:04,314
GOOD GUY?
1433
01:09:04,314 --> 01:09:06,142
WHO CARES?
1434
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,273
I'D RATHER WIN.
1435
01:09:07,273 --> 01:09:09,449
WHAT ABOUT WORKING HARD
OR INTEGRITY?
1436
01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,190
YOU CAN KEEP
YOUR INTEGRITY.
1437
01:09:11,190 --> 01:09:13,149
HOT ROD WOULD RATHER WIN.
1438
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,238
HA HA!
1439
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,028
NICE BOAT.
1440
01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:25,857
YEAH! SHE'S GREAT,
ISN'T SHE?
1441
01:09:25,857 --> 01:09:29,643
I TELL YOU WHAT,
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THOSE GUYS.
1442
01:09:29,643 --> 01:09:30,862
BUT, BUDDY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE HECK
1443
01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:32,255
I'M GONNA DO
OUT THERE TODAY.
1444
01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:33,473
MAN,
I LOST ALL MY GEAR--
1445
01:09:33,473 --> 01:09:36,172
YOUR GEAR? THAT'S NOT
THE BILL DUGAN I KNOW.
1446
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:39,087
THE GUY I KNOW
NEVER BOTHERED
WITH ECHO SOUNDERS
1447
01:09:39,087 --> 01:09:42,047
OR FISH FINDERS
OR G.P.S. UNITS.
1448
01:09:42,047 --> 01:09:44,310
HE WAS A FISHERMAN,
AND HE KNEW THE LAKE,
1449
01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:47,879
TREATED THE BASS
LIKE A KINDRED SPIRIT.
1450
01:09:47,879 --> 01:09:48,793
YEAH.
1451
01:09:48,793 --> 01:09:51,187
WELL, THAT WAS
A LONG TIME AGO.
1452
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,145
WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
1453
01:09:53,145 --> 01:09:55,930
ANYWAYS, I GOT YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING.
1454
01:09:55,930 --> 01:09:57,149
WHAT IS IT?
1455
01:09:57,149 --> 01:09:59,238
DON'T OPEN IT UNTIL
YOU GET OUT ON THE LAKE.
1456
01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:03,242
DON'T WORRY.
EVERYTHING YOU NEED'S
INSIDE.
1457
01:10:03,721 --> 01:10:07,072
Man on P.A.: GENTLEMEN,
START YOUR ENGINES!
1458
01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:09,466
WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
1459
01:10:20,955 --> 01:10:24,916
YOU THE MAN!
YOU THE FISHERMAN!
1460
01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:49,549
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT ME.
1461
01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:55,425
"DANCE WITH WHO BRUNG YA"?
1462
01:10:55,425 --> 01:10:58,210
WHAT IS IT WITH
ALL THESE RIDDLES?
1463
01:11:07,045 --> 01:11:10,701
BUDDY, YOU OLD SON OF A GUN.
1464
01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:15,706
ALL RIGHT. COME ON, FISH.
1465
01:11:15,706 --> 01:11:18,404
I NEED YOU.
1466
01:11:24,932 --> 01:11:27,326
I'LL BE DURNED.
1467
01:11:27,326 --> 01:11:31,330
BUDDY, YOU ARE STILL MY YODA.
1468
01:11:31,330 --> 01:11:34,159
WHOO, HOO, HOO, HOO!
1469
01:11:34,159 --> 01:11:35,116
YEAH. UH-HUH.
1470
01:11:35,116 --> 01:11:36,248
WELCOME
TO ESPN'S COVERAGE
1471
01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:38,772
OF THE PARADISE LAKE INVITATIONAL
1472
01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:40,034
AS THE WORLD'S BEST BASS ANGLERS
1473
01:11:40,034 --> 01:11:42,602
HAVE CONVERGED
ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SPOT
1474
01:11:42,602 --> 01:11:45,344
TO COMPETE FOR $50,000 CASH.
1475
01:11:45,344 --> 01:11:46,650
HOT ROD JOHNSON
IS BUILT
1476
01:11:46,650 --> 01:11:47,912
FOR TOURNAMENTS
LIKE THIS.
1477
01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:49,305
WELL,
IN THE DICTIONARY,
UNDER "CONFIDENCE,"
1478
01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:51,829
THERE OUGHT TO BE
A PICTURE OF
HOT ROD JOHNSON.
1479
01:11:51,829 --> 01:11:54,353
THE CHAMP IS REALLY
LOOKING COMFORTABLE
OUT THERE
1480
01:11:54,353 --> 01:11:55,876
WITH THAT BIG LEAD.
1481
01:11:55,876 --> 01:11:58,879
AND CHECK OUT
THE AMATEUR COMING
TO THE PARTY RIGHT NOW.
1482
01:11:58,879 --> 01:12:02,056
IT LOOKS LIKE BILL DOOGIE
WON'T GO HUNGRY,
1483
01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:04,145
EVEN IF HE IS HOMELESS.
1484
01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:06,539
I'M BACK.
1485
01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:09,803
YEAH!
1486
01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:14,286
Odd Job
on walkie-talkie:
BILL, WHERE ARE YOU?
1487
01:12:14,286 --> 01:12:16,636
I'M OVER HERE
BY HANCOCK BRIDGE.
1488
01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,682
THAT'S THE FAR SIDE
OF THE THE LAKE.
1489
01:12:18,682 --> 01:12:19,639
YOU'D BETTER HEAD BACK.
1490
01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:22,729
YOU ONLY HAVE
20 MINUTES LEFT.
1491
01:12:23,164 --> 01:12:24,427
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
1492
01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:27,038
ALL RIGHT,
I'M HEADING IN.
1493
01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:33,653
YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST ONE MORE.
1494
01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:41,705
OH! YEAH.
1495
01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:42,793
THERE WE GO.
1496
01:12:42,793 --> 01:12:44,447
COME ON, BABY.
1497
01:12:44,447 --> 01:12:46,579
HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO,
HOO, HOO!
1498
01:12:46,579 --> 01:12:49,408
LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE A PIG!
1499
01:12:49,408 --> 01:12:50,627
HA HA HA!
1500
01:12:50,627 --> 01:12:53,717
COME HERE. COME HERE.
COME HERE. COME HERE.
1501
01:12:53,717 --> 01:12:57,503
HEY, COME HERE.
COME HERE.
1502
01:12:59,287 --> 01:13:00,419
COME HERE.
1503
01:13:00,419 --> 01:13:03,422
OH! NO. COME BACK.
1504
01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:10,516
NO!
1505
01:13:30,710 --> 01:13:32,451
WELL, MARK,
THE PARADISE LAKE INVITATIONAL
1506
01:13:32,451 --> 01:13:34,627
HAS BEEN A SPECTACLE
BOTH ON AND OFF
THE WATER.
1507
01:13:34,627 --> 01:13:38,326
WELL, THESE GUYS HAVE DONE
A GREAT JOB OF DISSECTING
THIS LAKE THIS WEEK,
1508
01:13:38,326 --> 01:13:39,632
BUT, THAT BEING SAID,
1509
01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:42,722
HOT ROD JOHNSON,
HE HAS BEEN ON FIRE
THIS WEEK.
1510
01:13:42,722 --> 01:13:45,159
WE TALK ABOUT GUYS
FISHING IN THE MOMENT.
1511
01:13:45,159 --> 01:13:47,901
THAT GUY HAS BEEN
IN THE MOMENT HIS WHOLE LIFE.
1512
01:13:47,901 --> 01:13:50,426
THEN THERE'S
THE AMATEUR,
BILL DOOGIE,
1513
01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:51,731
COMING INTO THE DAY
IN 12th PLACE.
1514
01:13:51,731 --> 01:13:54,691
HE IS TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF EVERY LAST MOMENT
1515
01:13:54,691 --> 01:13:56,040
TO FISH OUT THERE TODAY,
1516
01:13:56,040 --> 01:14:00,044
AND HOPEFULLY,
IT'S GONNA PAY OFF
FOR HIM.
1517
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:02,263
WHERE IS HE?
1518
01:14:02,263 --> 01:14:03,787
DON'T WORRY.
HE'LL BE HERE.
1519
01:14:03,787 --> 01:14:06,790
GONNA BE BEGGING ME
FOR THAT JOB.
1520
01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:10,097
HOPE HE KNOWS
HOW TO USE A BROOM.
1521
01:14:10,097 --> 01:14:13,492
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
THERE HE IS!
1522
01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:31,075
WHAT A FINISH!
1523
01:14:31,075 --> 01:14:33,469
AND HERE HE COMES,
YOUR DAY ONE LEADER,
1524
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:34,644
FISHING TO
THE VERY LAST SECOND,
1525
01:14:34,644 --> 01:14:35,645
DROVE IT
LIKE HE STOLE IT
1526
01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:37,516
ALL THE WAY BACK
TO THE WEIGH-IN--
1527
01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:39,213
HOT ROD JOHNSON.
1528
01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:40,519
WHAT'S UP?
1529
01:14:40,519 --> 01:14:41,389
H.R.J.
1530
01:14:41,389 --> 01:14:42,521
LET'S PUT HIM
ON THE SCALES.
1531
01:14:42,521 --> 01:14:44,523
LOOKS LIKE 7 POUNDS EVEN.
1532
01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:48,222
THAT GIVES HOT ROD
A TWO-DAY TOTAL OF
23 POUNDS, 3 OUNCES.
1533
01:14:48,222 --> 01:14:50,747
STILL IN FIRST PLACE.
CONGRATULATIONS, HOT ROD.
1534
01:14:50,747 --> 01:14:52,531
THANK YOU.
MUCH DESERVED.
1535
01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:56,579
I'D LIKE TO THANK
MY ADORING FANS,
MY SPONSORS--
1536
01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:57,536
HEY!
1537
01:14:57,536 --> 01:14:59,016
THIS TOURNAMENT
AIN'T OVER YET.
1538
01:14:59,016 --> 01:15:01,975
NOT UNLESS YOU CAUGHT
FREE WILLY OUT THERE.
1539
01:15:02,889 --> 01:15:04,282
UNBELIEVABLE--
1540
01:15:04,282 --> 01:15:06,110
AN AMATEUR AGAINST
THE BIGGEST NAMES
IN THE SPORT.
1541
01:15:06,110 --> 01:15:10,114
THIS GUY IS GONNA NEED
A MIRACLE RIGHT NOW.
1542
01:15:10,114 --> 01:15:11,245
HE PULLS THIS OFF,
1543
01:15:11,245 --> 01:15:13,552
I WILL GO TO MASS
EVERY MORNING AT DAWN.
1544
01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:15,467
THAT BRINGS
YOUR TWO-DAY TOTAL
1545
01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:16,686
TO 17 POUNDS, 5 OUNCES.
1546
01:15:16,686 --> 01:15:18,601
THAT MOVES YOU
INTO FOURTH PLACE.
1547
01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:20,559
I KNEW HE DIDN'T
HAVE IT IN HIM.
1548
01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:23,475
DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING ELSE TO
PUT IN THE BASKET?
1549
01:15:23,475 --> 01:15:25,564
WELL, I MIGHT HAVE
ONE MORE.
1550
01:15:25,564 --> 01:15:26,913
HEY, COME ON,
LET'S JUST GO AHEAD
1551
01:15:26,913 --> 01:15:27,914
AND CUT HOT ROD
A CHECK.
1552
01:15:27,914 --> 01:15:29,786
WE'LL CALL HIM
"FREE WILLY."
1553
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:36,532
BUT I GUESS I'D BETTER
SET MY ALARM CLOCK.
1554
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,751
THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE
GIANT, BILL.
1555
01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:41,014
HOW'D YOU DO IT?
1556
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:43,451
OH...
1557
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,717
IT WAS NOTHING.
1558
01:15:48,718 --> 01:15:50,937
NO!
1559
01:15:50,937 --> 01:15:52,896
OH!
1560
01:15:58,162 --> 01:16:01,034
AH HA HA HA!
1561
01:16:01,034 --> 01:16:02,601
PIECE OF CAKE.
1562
01:16:02,601 --> 01:16:04,951
LET ME GET IN THERE.
1563
01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:09,652
10 POUNDS, 10 OUNCES!
1564
01:16:09,652 --> 01:16:13,394
THAT BRINGS YOUR TWO-DAY TOTAL
TO 27 POUNDS, 15 OUNCES.
1565
01:16:13,394 --> 01:16:16,093
YOUR NEW PARADISE LAKE
INVITATIONAL CHAMPION,
1566
01:16:16,093 --> 01:16:18,051
BILL DOOGIE!
1567
01:16:18,051 --> 01:16:20,663
IT'S DUGAN!
1568
01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:21,664
HUH? HUH?
1569
01:16:21,664 --> 01:16:24,275
Hot Rod:
HOLD UP, FOLKS.
HOLD IT.
1570
01:16:24,275 --> 01:16:25,755
YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY--
1571
01:16:25,755 --> 01:16:28,235
IT AIN'T OVER TILL
THE FAT LADY CLOSES
HER TACKLE BOX.
1572
01:16:28,235 --> 01:16:31,151
I GUESS YOU JUST WANT
TO CONGRATULATE ME
ON MY WIN.
1573
01:16:31,151 --> 01:16:35,808
NO. I GOT ONE MORE FISH
I FORGOT TO WEIGH.
1574
01:16:35,808 --> 01:16:38,028
HERE YOU GO, BOSS.
1575
01:16:38,028 --> 01:16:40,378
THANK YOU, BABY.
1576
01:16:41,118 --> 01:16:42,859
YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
1577
01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:46,297
NOBODY BEATS HOT ROD.
1578
01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:50,606
YEAH.
1579
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,477
8 POUNDS, 5 OUNCES.
1580
01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:55,306
THAT BRINGS YOUR TWO-DAY TOTAL
TO 31 POUNDS, 8 OUNCES.
1581
01:16:55,306 --> 01:16:59,789
HOT ROD,
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
1582
01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:01,007
WELL, WELL, WELL,
1583
01:17:01,007 --> 01:17:02,618
LOOKS LIKE THE PRO
PULLED IT OFF, DIDN'T HE?
1584
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,663
THANK THE LORD,
I CAN SLEEP LATE AGAIN.
1585
01:17:04,663 --> 01:17:07,579
YOU KNOW H.R.J.
NOT GOING DOWN
WITHOUT A FIGHT.
1586
01:17:07,579 --> 01:17:08,754
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS.
1587
01:17:08,754 --> 01:17:11,365
GIVE IT UP
FOR THE GREATEST.
1588
01:17:12,279 --> 01:17:15,369
HEY, I CAUGHT THAT BASS
A COUPLE DAYS AGO.
1589
01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:16,675
SHUT UP, KID.
1590
01:17:16,675 --> 01:17:19,069
YOU'RE JUST MAD
BECAUSE I BEAT
YOUR LOSER DAD.
1591
01:17:19,069 --> 01:17:20,766
THAT'S A STRONG
ACCUSATION, SON.
1592
01:17:20,766 --> 01:17:21,854
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF?
1593
01:17:21,854 --> 01:17:24,770
YEAH, I GOT
THIS PICTURE
RIGHT HERE.
1594
01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:30,733
LOOK AT THE MARKINGS
ON THE TAIL.
1595
01:17:30,733 --> 01:17:33,692
THAT'S MY BASS.
1596
01:17:33,692 --> 01:17:34,693
COME ON.
1597
01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:35,738
HE'S RIGHT.
1598
01:17:35,738 --> 01:17:36,739
HOLD ON HERE.
1599
01:17:36,739 --> 01:17:37,740
IT'S JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
1600
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:38,915
THAT'S ALL IT IS.
1601
01:17:38,915 --> 01:17:41,047
CHEATER!
1602
01:17:42,266 --> 01:17:43,441
CHEATER!
1603
01:17:43,441 --> 01:17:45,399
WHAT AN INSANE
TURN OF EVENTS.
1604
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,705
THIS IS THE BIGGEST DISGRACE
1605
01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:47,619
I HAVE EVER SEEN
1606
01:17:47,619 --> 01:17:48,968
IN ALL MY YEARS
BASS FISHING.
1607
01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:51,710
HOT ROD JOHNSON
SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT
TO THAT LAKE
1608
01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:52,711
AND DROWNED.
1609
01:17:52,711 --> 01:17:53,843
WHAT ABOUT IT, CHAIRMAN?
1610
01:17:53,843 --> 01:17:56,149
IS THERE A DEATH PENALTY
IN BASS FISHING?
1611
01:17:56,149 --> 01:17:56,889
UNFORTUNATELY, NO.
1612
01:17:56,889 --> 01:17:58,369
WE OUTLAWED IT
IN '83.
1613
01:17:58,369 --> 01:17:59,326
BUT THIS KIND
OF CHEATING
1614
01:17:59,326 --> 01:18:00,719
CALLS FOR A LIFETIME SUSPENSION,
1615
01:18:00,719 --> 01:18:03,287
AND OF COURSE,
YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED
FROM THIS EVENT.
1616
01:18:03,287 --> 01:18:04,549
WHAT?
1617
01:18:04,549 --> 01:18:05,681
MR. DUGAN,
I'M PROUD TO SAY
YOU'RE THE WINNER
1618
01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:08,553
AND THE WINNER OF
$50,000!
1619
01:18:15,865 --> 01:18:17,475
WHAT A GREAT STORY
HERE, Z.
1620
01:18:17,475 --> 01:18:18,911
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE
MOMENT FOR THE UNDERDOG.
1621
01:18:18,911 --> 01:18:22,219
HE JUST WENT
FROM THE OUTHOUSE
TO THE PENTHOUSE.
1622
01:18:22,219 --> 01:18:27,398
FROM ZERO TO HERO
AND RIGHT TO THE TOP
OF THE FOOD CHAIN.
1623
01:18:31,794 --> 01:18:35,101
WHAT ABOUT IT, BILL?
WHAT HAPPENED
OUT THERE TODAY?
1624
01:18:35,101 --> 01:18:36,450
OUT THERE,
NOTHING REALLY.
1625
01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:39,410
JUST FISHING, MOSTLY.
1626
01:18:40,193 --> 01:18:41,760
BUT IN HERE--
1627
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:43,588
IN HERE,
I HAD A REALIZATION,
1628
01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:46,417
A REALIZATION THAT I GOT
A WONDERFUL FAMILY,
1629
01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:48,419
I'M SURROUNDED
BY GREAT FRIENDS,
1630
01:18:48,419 --> 01:18:50,900
AND THAT'S THE BEST CATCH
A MAN CAN HAVE.
1631
01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:52,466
I'M JUST REALLY LUCKY.
1632
01:18:52,466 --> 01:18:53,772
WE'RE THE REALLY
LUCKY ONES.
1633
01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:56,688
I LOVE YOU, BILL.
1634
01:18:56,688 --> 01:18:57,776
YOU LITTLE PUNK!
1635
01:18:57,776 --> 01:19:00,779
HOT ROD'S GONNA KICK
YOUR SCRAWNY BUTT.
1636
01:19:00,779 --> 01:19:03,042
OOH!
1637
01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:05,871
HA HA HA!
1638
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:11,572
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
YOUR SORRY LOSER BUTT
OUT OF OUR TOWN?
1639
01:19:11,572 --> 01:19:13,749
AIN'T NO ROOM FOR YOU
IN PARADISE.
1640
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:16,099
YOU AIN'T SEEN
THE LAST OF ME!
1641
01:19:16,099 --> 01:19:19,667
NOBODY MESSES WITH
HOT ROD JOHNSON--
1642
01:19:19,667 --> 01:19:20,799
NOBODY!
1643
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:37,033
DALE?
DALE?DALE?
1644
01:19:37,033 --> 01:19:38,469
WHAT?
1645
01:19:38,469 --> 01:19:40,601
NOW, I THOUGHT
WE ALL AGREED
1646
01:19:40,601 --> 01:19:43,604
ON THAT FUEL LINE THING.
1647
01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:05,931
I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE
GONNA OPEN
ACROSS THE STREET.
1648
01:20:05,931 --> 01:20:09,282
I STILL GOT MY FINGERS
CROSSED FOR THAT...
1649
01:20:09,282 --> 01:20:11,154
MASSAGE PARLOR.
1650
01:20:11,154 --> 01:20:13,373
AT YOUR AGE?
1651
01:20:13,373 --> 01:20:15,985
HEH HEH HEH!
1652
01:20:21,947 --> 01:20:22,905
THAT'LL BE 20 BUCKS.
1653
01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:24,558
I'M JUST KIDDING YOU.
HA HA HA!
1654
01:20:24,558 --> 01:20:26,473
SEE YOU ON TOUR
NEXT YEAR, MR. DUGAN.
1655
01:20:26,473 --> 01:20:27,866
YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.
1656
01:20:27,866 --> 01:20:29,215
BETTY.
1657
01:20:29,215 --> 01:20:31,261
HEY, BILL. WE'RE OFF.
1658
01:20:31,261 --> 01:20:32,566
3 DAYS IN MIAMI.
1659
01:20:32,566 --> 01:20:33,829
WELL, YOU GUYS
HAVE FUN.
1660
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,221
JUST HAVE HER
BACK BY MONDAY.
1661
01:20:35,221 --> 01:20:36,222
I WILL.
1662
01:20:36,222 --> 01:20:37,920
WE WILL.
1663
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,617
MR. DUGAN, WILL YOU
SIGN THIS FOR ME?
1664
01:20:39,617 --> 01:20:42,446
OH, YOU BETCHA.
1665
01:20:43,534 --> 01:20:44,970
COME ON, DAD, LET'S GO.
1666
01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:48,321
HONEY, THE FISH
ARE WAITING FOR YOU.
1667
01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:51,498
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE.
1668
01:20:58,114 --> 01:21:00,899
HEY, DAD, WHO'S GONNA
DELIVER THE MAIL?
1669
01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:03,946
DON'T WORRY. I TOOK CARE OF IT.
1670
01:21:15,566 --> 01:21:17,176
THERE YOU GO.
1671
01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:18,699
NOW, YOU KNOW,
1672
01:21:18,699 --> 01:21:22,225
GOVERNMENT READS
YOUR MAIL, RIGHT?
1673
01:21:23,226 --> 01:21:25,881
HEE HEE HEE!
1674
01:21:41,853 --> 01:21:45,422
Jeremy McComb: ♪ I'LL PROBABLY
NEVER SEE A MILLION DOLLARS ♪
1675
01:21:45,422 --> 01:21:48,947
♪ NEVER OWN SOME BIG HOUSE
OUT ON THE WATER ♪
1676
01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:55,345
♪ NEVER SEE THE SUNSET
FROM A YACHT IN MONTEGO BAY ♪
1677
01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:56,694
♪ THAT'S OK
1678
01:21:56,694 --> 01:22:00,132
♪ 'CAUSE I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
A POOR MAN NEEDS ♪
1679
01:22:00,132 --> 01:22:03,962
♪ SOME CHANGE IN MY POCKET,
SOMETHING COLD TO DRINK ♪
1680
01:22:03,962 --> 01:22:06,922
♪ SOME FRIENDS
THAT GOT MY BACK ♪
1681
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:10,795
♪ COME HELL OR HIGH WATER
1682
01:22:10,795 --> 01:22:14,842
♪ YEAH, I'M DOING ALL RIGHT,
DOING OK ♪
1683
01:22:14,842 --> 01:22:18,063
♪ SOMEHOW EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO FALL IN PLACE ♪
1684
01:22:18,063 --> 01:22:22,154
♪ EVEN WHEN THE SKY IS FALLING,
SOMEHOW I GET THROUGH ♪
1685
01:22:22,154 --> 01:22:25,984
♪ YEAH, I DO
1686
01:22:25,984 --> 01:22:27,899
♪ IT'S A HARD ROAD
1687
01:22:27,899 --> 01:22:29,466
♪ WHAT A GREAT RIDE
1688
01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:32,556
♪ I GOT EVERYTHING I NEED
RIGHT BY MY SIDE ♪
1689
01:22:32,556 --> 01:22:37,953
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THING
THAT MAKES ME WHO I AM ♪
1690
01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:43,959
♪ YOU'RE EVERYTHING,
AND I'M YOUR MAN ♪
1691
01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:51,227
♪ THIS GREAT, BIG WORLD
CAN GET SO SMALL ♪
1692
01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:54,926
♪ THROW YOU AROUND
WITH THE WEIGHT OF IT ALL ♪
1693
01:22:54,926 --> 01:22:57,363
♪ SQUARE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
1694
01:22:57,363 --> 01:23:00,714
♪ SO HEAVY THAT YOU MIGHT FALL
1695
01:23:00,714 --> 01:23:02,107
♪ NOT FOR LONG
1696
01:23:02,107 --> 01:23:05,371
♪ IT'S A PENNY FOR A POUND,
A NICKEL FOR A DOLLAR ♪
1697
01:23:05,371 --> 01:23:09,854
♪ YOU BEND TILL YOU'RE BROKE
AND BEND A LITTLE FARTHER ♪
1698
01:23:09,854 --> 01:23:13,249
♪ CHANGE WHAT YOU CAN
AND DO WHAT YOU SAY ♪
1699
01:23:13,249 --> 01:23:16,600
♪ DAY BY DAY
1700
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:20,082
♪ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT,
DOING OK ♪
1701
01:23:20,082 --> 01:23:23,824
♪ SOMEHOW EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO FALL IN PLACE ♪
1702
01:23:23,824 --> 01:23:30,092
♪ EVEN WHEN THE SKY IS FALLING,
SOMEHOW I GET THROUGH ♪
1703
01:23:30,092 --> 01:23:31,441
♪ I ALWAYS DO
1704
01:23:31,441 --> 01:23:33,008
♪ IT'S A HARD ROAD
1705
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:35,053
♪ WHAT A GREAT RIDE
1706
01:23:35,053 --> 01:23:38,361
♪ I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED
RIGHT BY MY SIDE ♪
1707
01:23:38,361 --> 01:23:44,106
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THING
THAT MAKES ME WHO I AM ♪
1708
01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:49,241
♪ YOU'RE EVERYTHING,
AND I'M YOUR MAN ♪
1709
01:24:00,122 --> 01:24:03,821
♪ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT,
DOING OK ♪
1710
01:24:03,821 --> 01:24:07,346
♪ SOMEHOW EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO FALL IN PLACE ♪
1711
01:24:07,346 --> 01:24:13,657
♪ EVEN WHEN THE SKY IS FALLING,
SOMEHOW I GET THROUGH ♪
1712
01:24:13,657 --> 01:24:15,485
♪ I ALWAYS DO
1713
01:24:15,485 --> 01:24:17,182
♪ IT'S A HARD ROAD
1714
01:24:17,182 --> 01:24:18,531
♪ WHAT A GREAT RIDE
1715
01:24:18,531 --> 01:24:22,013
♪ GOT EVERYTHING I NEED
RIGHT BY MY SIDE ♪
1716
01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:34,808
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THING
THAT MAKES ME WHO I AM ♪
1717
01:24:34,808 --> 01:24:40,118
♪ YOU'RE EVERYTHING,
AND I'M YOUR MAN ♪
1718
01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:44,253
♪ YES, I'M YOUR MAN
1719
01:24:44,253 --> 01:24:47,343
♪ YES, I AM
1720
01:24:51,303 --> 01:24:55,046
♪ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT,
DOING OK ♪
1721
01:24:55,046 --> 01:24:58,484
♪ SOMEHOW EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO FALL IN PLACE ♪
1722
01:24:58,484 --> 01:25:04,577
♪ EVEN WHEN THE SKY IS FALLING,
SOMEHOW I GET THROUGH ♪
1723
01:25:04,577 --> 01:25:06,362
♪ I ALWAYS DO
1724
01:25:06,362 --> 01:25:08,233
♪ IT'S A HARD ROAD
1725
01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:09,452
♪ WHAT A GREAT RIDE
1726
01:25:09,452 --> 01:25:13,108
♪ GOT EVERYTHING I NEED
RIGHT BY MY SIDE ♪
1727
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:19,940
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THING
THAT MAKES ME WHO I AM ♪
1728
01:25:20,289 --> 01:25:25,903
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THING
THAT MAKES ME WHO I AM ♪
1729
01:25:25,903 --> 01:25:31,256
♪ YOU'RE EVERYTHING,
AND I'M YOUR MAN ♪
1730
01:25:31,256 --> 01:25:35,217
♪ YES, I'M YOUR MAN
1731
01:25:35,217 --> 01:25:37,175
♪ YES, I AM
1732
01:25:37,175 --> 01:25:40,135
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1733
01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:44,139
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