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SWEETIE,
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DID YOU WRITE A
CHECK TO THE GAS CO...
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♪ TELL ME WHY ♪
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♪ I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO ♪
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♪ TELL ME WHO ♪
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♪ CAN STOP MY HEART
AS MUCH AS YOU ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE EACH OTHER'S HAND ♪
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♪ AS WE JUMP INTO ♪
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♪ THE FINAL FRONTIER ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU, BABY ♪
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♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU ♪
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♪ WHOO-HOO ♪
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SO?
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I'M GETTING IT.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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KNOW HOW YOU FEEL IT COMING?
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OF COURSE.
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YOU FEEL IT?
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I'M GETTING IT.
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WELL, JUST DON'T.
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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PANTS.
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PANTS?
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YES, PANTS.
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THOSE AREN'T PANTS.
ARE THOSE PANTS?
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THEY'RE CUTE.
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THEY'RE PAJAMA BOTTOMS.
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WHAT, SO PAJAMA BOTTOMS
ARE NOT PANTS NOW?
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AREN'T YOU FILMING THE
PANDAS AT THE ZOO TODAY?
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I AM. YES.
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YOU'RE GOING OUT IN PUBLIC?
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YES.
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IN YOUR PAJAMA BOTTOMS?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WILL THE CREW RESPECT A DIRECTOR
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WHO RUNS AROUND IN HIS PAJAMAS?
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YOU EVER SEEN MY CREW?
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THEY GOT THEIR PANTS
HALFWAY DOWN THEIR ASS.
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THEY'RE GOING TO
LOOK UP TO PAJAMAS.
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HERE IT COMES.
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YOU FEEL IT?
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YES, I FEEL IT COMING.
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MAYBE THIS TIME IT WON'T COME.
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AND HERE IT IS.
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PUT SOME PANTS ON.
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EVERY MONTH IT'S LIKE THIS.
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THE TRUTH IS, THEY'RE
NOT REALLY PERIODS.
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THEY'RE MORE LIKE
EXCLAMATION POINTS.
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POOR KID. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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YES.
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SHE'S GETTING DEPRESSED.
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I KEEP TELLING HER IT'S
ONLY BEEN FOUR MONTHS.
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JUST RELAX.
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YOU CAN'T TELL
SOMEONE TO JUST RELAX.
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IT'S THE WORST
POSSIBLE ADVICE EVER.
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS HOPING TO DO.
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MY PLAN WAS GIVE HER
THE WORST ADVICE POSSIBLE.
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I'M MAKING AN
APPOINTMENT WITH DR. STEIN.
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WHO?
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DR STEIN.
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THE FERTILITY GUY?
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WHY? DON'T.
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I HAVE TO.
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HE WON'T SEE YOU
UNTIL AFTER SIX MONTHS.
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SO I'LL LIE.
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YOU CAN'T LIE ABOUT THAT.
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WHY?
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WHY CAN'T I SAY I'VE BEEN
INFERTILE FOR TWO YEARS?
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YOU... YEAH, EXACTLY.
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HOW ARE THEY GOING TO CHECK?
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IT'S ON THE HONOR SYSTEM.
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ALL RIGHT, FRAN, I'M READY.
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OH, THAT.
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I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT
A BAD DAY IT WAS.
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IT CAN WAIT.
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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
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I'M FINE. TELL ME.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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YES. OF COURSE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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MINDY BRESSACK IS HAVING TWINS.
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SEE?
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NO, NO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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MINDY BRESSACK IS HAVING TWINS?
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WE ARE FAILURES AS BREEDERS.
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WE ARE PUT HERE TO BREED.
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WE HAVE FAILED.
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THAT'S A LEAP.
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IT'S TRUE. WE'VE
TRIED. WE FAILED.
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THAT'S A LITTLE BIT HARSH.
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YES. HAVE WE TRIED?
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YES. HAVE WE FAILED?
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O.K., WE'VE TRIED AND FAILED.
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I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU THIS STORY.
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YOU ASKED.
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FRAN, IT'S FINE.
PEOPLE GET PREGNANT.
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PEOPLE HAVE BABIES.
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THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
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WE JUST HAVEN'T GOTTEN LUCKY.
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MINDY BRESSACK'S HUSBAND
IS PRACTICALLY A EUNUCH.
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I'VE TOLD YOU, YOU REALLY
JUST HAVE TO LEARN TO...
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WHAT?
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TO WHAT, RELAX?
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I WASN'T GOING TO SAY THAT.
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TO BE AS UPSET AS YOU WANT.
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I CAN'T JUST WAIT
ANOTHER TWO MONTHS.
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WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
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IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT MARK AND I DID?
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IT SURE WAS FUN.
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NOBODY'S GOING TO SAY "WHAT?"
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WHAT? WHAT?
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WE RENTED A ROOM
AT A FANCY HOTEL.
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WE ORDERED ROOM
SERVICE AND CHAMPAGNE.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
ROOM SERVICE, CHAMPAGNE.
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ROOM SERVICE, CHAMPAGNE. GOOD.
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I GOT TO GO TO THE ZOO.
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IN YOUR PAJAMAS?
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YES, IN MY PAJAMAS.
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KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?
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COME ON!
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WHAT? WHAT?
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THANK YOU.
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YOU SHOULD TALK TO MARK.
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WE WILL TALK TO MARK.
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PANDAS, THEY GET
PAID BY THE HOUR.
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MORNING, EVERYBODY.
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GOOD MORNING.
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HOW YOU DOING?
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WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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THEY'RE PRACTICALLY
THE SAME AS PANTS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HEY, IS THAT THE
NEW LIGHT METER?
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YEAH. ISN'T IT A BEAUT?
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YEAH.
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CAN I SEE IT?
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WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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LOOK, BE CAREFUL.
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I HAD THIS CUSTOM-MADE
FOR ME IN JAPAN.
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I JUST WANT TO SEE THE THING.
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WHOA! WHOA!
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NOT MY FAULT. NOT MY FAULT.
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WHOSE FAULT WAS IT?
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WE'LL CLIMB DOWN THERE.
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I'M NOT CLIMBING
DOWN. YOU DROPPED IT.
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SOMEBODY HAS TO GO AND GET IT.
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YEAH. YOU GOT ANY IDEAS?
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY. HEY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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JUST WORKING.
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WORKING, HUH?
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TRYING TO GET A LIGHT READING.
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SO YOU HAVEN'T
SHOT ANYTHING YET?
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HAVEN'T SHOT, NO.
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WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?
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NOTHING.
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BY THE WAY, WHERE
THE HELL ARE THE BEARS?
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THEY'RE IN THERE.
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UH-HUH. YOU SURE?
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'CAUSE I DON'T SEE THEM.
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THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST A
LITTLE NERVOUS WITH THE LIGHTS.
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THEY'LL COME OUT. DON'T WORRY.
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DON'T WORRY.
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I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM HERE.
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I'M CALLING THE OFFICE.
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SAY, IS THAT YOUR NEW PHONE?
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SURE IS. JUST GOT IT.
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CAN I SEE IT?
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THIS DOESN'T WORK.
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I'VE BEEN READING THIS
SAME ISSUE OF TENNIS
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SINCE I'VE BEEN COMING HERE.
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WHAT IS SO
HUMILIATING ABOUT THIS?
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YOU DON'T SEE IT?
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NO. I WOULD LIKE TO
WATCH TV LIKE THIS.
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HEY, MARK.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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YOUR LAST EXAM WAS
THREE MONTHS AGO.
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WE'RE JUST HERE TO CHAT.
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MY LITTLE BRIDE IS CONCERNED.
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IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS.
WE'RE NOT PREGNANT.
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I UNDERSTAND FULLY YOUR ANXIETY.
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HOWEVER, CLINICALLY,
IT'S TOO EARLY
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TO DRAW ANY CONCLUSIONS.
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SO THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO?
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WELL, PEOPLE WILL
TELL YOU JUST TO RELAX.
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ANYBODY WHO SAYS
THAT IS AN IDIOT.
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HOW CAN YOU RELAX
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WITH ALL THAT
TENSION AND ANXIETY?
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SO THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING WE CAN DO.
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THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS.
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THEY'RE A LITTLE UNCONVENTIONAL,
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AND HOW EFFECTIVE
THEY ARE IS DEBATABLE,
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BUT I'VE SEEN THEM WORK.
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LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE, UH, I DON'T KNOW,
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FOR INSTANCE, UH, YAMS.
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YAMS?
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YAMS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO
RAISE THE ESTROGEN LEVEL.
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SO YAMS, AS OPPOSED
TO SWEET POTATOES?
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SWEET POTATOES...
GOOD FOR NOTHING.
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WORTHLESS LITTLE
TUBER, BUT YAMS...
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SO, YAMS, YEAH.
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AND THEN THERE'S CHI.
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CHI?
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CHI IS AN ENERGY.
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ASIANS BELIEVE
INFERTILITY IS CAUSED
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BY A BLOCKAGE OF
THE SPLEEN FLOW.
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WHAT DOES THE SPLEEN DO?
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NOBODY KNOWS.
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I THOUGHT SO.
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THERE'S A HEALTH-FOOD
STORE ON 6th...
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GREAT, GREAT STORE,
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THEY HAVE ORGANIC
HERBS AND TONICS,
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AND THEY HAVE A WHOLE
SECTION RELATED TO FERTILITY.
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THE CORNER OF 6th?
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YEAH. THEN, OF COURSE,
THE FUR PEOPLE BELIEVE...
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THE FUR PEOPLE?
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THE FUR PEOPLE.
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IT'S A TRIBE IN THE SAHARA.
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THEY HAVE THIS
TRIBAL FERTILITY DANCE.
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FERTILITY DANCE?
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
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THEY HAVE THE HIGHEST RECORDED
FERTILITY RATE IN THE WORLD.
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SERIOUSLY?
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I'D LIKE TO SEE A LITTLE
OF THE ACTUAL DANCE.
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I BET YOU WOULD.
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BEFORE WE SIGN ON.
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SHOW US A LITTLE BIT.
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IT'S VERY COMPLICATED.
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SHOW US A LITTLE BIT.
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TO THE SUN, YOU KNOW,
AND TO THE EARTH,
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AND THE FIRE, YOU KNOW,
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AND THE RAIN, WIND, AND SUN,
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AND THE EARTH AND THE FIRE
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AND THE WIND AND THE FIRE.
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YOU WATCH IT ON
TAPE. YOU'LL SEE.
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LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.
WHERE DO YOU BEGIN?
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LOOK AT THE LABELS. MAYBE
THEY SPECIFY FOR FERTILITY.
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SENILITY.
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STERILITY.
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IRRITABILITY.
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FERTILITY. HERE WE GO.
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WILD YAM ROOT.
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THAT'S THE ROOT OF
THE ACTUAL WILD YAM.
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IT SAYS "TAKE WITH MEALS."
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TAKE THAT WITH MEALS.
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BLESSED THISTLE.
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THISTLE?
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THISTLE. THAT'S THE
BLESSED THISTLE.
254
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,801
IT'S NOT REGULAR THISTLE.
255
00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,436
THAT'S THE BLESSED THISTLE.
256
00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,572
I WISH THEY HAD REGULAR THISTLE.
257
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:25,308
I GET A LITTLE BLOATED
FROM THE BLESSED.
258
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,276
"TAKE ON AN EMPTY STOMACH."
259
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,212
THIS IS EMPTY.
THAT'S FULL STOMACH.
260
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,513
REMEMBER FULL.
I'LL REMEMBER EMPTY.
261
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,081
I GOT FULL. YOU GOT EMPTY.
262
00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,118
FULL STOMACH, FULL
STOMACH, FULL STOMACH.
263
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,653
YOU EVER EAT CRAMP BARK?
264
00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,110
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
265
00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,358
LOOK, HONEY. DONG QUAI.
266
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,326
WHAT IS IT?
267
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,460
DONG QUAI.
268
00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,062
DONG "KI."
269
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,162
DONG QUAI.
270
00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,831
"KI."
271
00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,699
QUAI. "KI." DONG "KI."
272
00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:52,101
QUAI. HOW DO YOU KNOW?
273
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,458
LET IT BE "KI."
274
00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,241
I JUST CAN'T.
275
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,576
GROW UP, WOULD YOU?
276
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,278
YOU CAN STEAM IT,
277
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,547
YOU CAN ROAST IT, YOU
CAN STEEP IT LIKE A TEA.
278
00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:08,350
YOU CAN TAKE IT
THREE TIMES A DAY.
279
00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:11,220
OR TAKE IT SIX TIMES A DAY.
280
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,878
YOU CAN NOT TAKE THIS AT
ALL AND IT STILL HELPS YOU.
281
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,392
THAT'S THE KIND OF
MIRACLE HERB THIS IS.
282
00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:18,961
FERTILITY RECIPES.
283
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,095
DO WE HAVE A PRESSURE COOKER?
284
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,597
SURE, WE DO.
285
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,499
PUT THIS STUFF INTO
THE PRESSURE COOKER
286
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,400
AND MAKE A STEW.
287
00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:27,369
WE'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG.
288
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,713
APPARENTLY, BABIES
COME FROM STEW.
289
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,744
THE SPLEEN POINT
CONNECTS TO THE LUNG POINT,
290
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,981
AND THEN THE KIDNEY,
291
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,670
YOU GET THE EXPRESS
TO WEST BROADWAY.
292
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,308
WOW. SMELL THIS.
293
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,222
OOH! OW!
294
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,224
DO WE EAT THAT
295
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:51,160
OR LOB IT INTO A ROOM
FULL OF ANARCHISTS?
296
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:54,230
DON'T MAKE FUN.
I HAVE TO EAT IT.
297
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,367
WE'RE GOING TO GO RUB
YOU, UNBLOCK YOUR SPLEEN.
298
00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:59,590
WE'LL GET SO MUCH CHI,
WE'LL HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP.
299
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,640
YOU KNOW, I'VE READ
300
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,609
THAT SPERM COUNTS HAVE
MYSTERIOUSLY DECLINED 50%
301
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,110
IN THE LAST 75 YEARS.
302
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,979
YOU KNOW WHY? FLUORIDE.
303
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,413
YOU HAVE TO GET CHECKED.
304
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:15,617
I WILL, BUT FIRST, LET'S
RUB YOU. COME ON.
305
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:18,821
50% IN THE LAST 75 YEARS.
306
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,123
SO MY FATHER WOULD
HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
307
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,881
OF GETTING YOU PREGNANT THAN ME?
308
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,229
YES.
309
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,831
STATISTICALLY, YES, HE WOULD.
310
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,833
A LITTLE FRIGHTENING.
HERE WE GO.
311
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,102
DON'T LOOK. YOU'RE RELAXING.
312
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,094
O.K., SO IT'S POINT "B," "B-1."
313
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,936
AND "GV-26."
314
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,459
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
315
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,461
I THINK I FEEL SOMETHING.
316
00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,485
FOOLISH?
317
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,833
I MAY VERY WELL BE FEELING
MY SPLEEN UNBLOCKING.
318
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,936
REALLY? IT'S WILD.
319
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,638
O.K., THIS CONNECTS
TO THE SPLEEN,
320
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:13,264
AND THEN THIS CONNECTS
TO YOUR FAX MODEM.
321
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,480
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
322
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,948
MAYBE I'M GETTING
WORKED UP OVER NOTHING.
323
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,006
MAYBE I JUST HAVE TO RELAX.
324
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:25,921
IT'S IRONIC, THOUGH, ISN'T IT?
325
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,078
I MEAN...
326
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,293
I'M THE ONLY BOY IN MY FAMILY.
327
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,428
I ONLY HAVE SISTERS.
328
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,196
YEAH.
329
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:38,067
SO, TECHNICALLY, I COULD
BE THE LAST BUCHMAN.
330
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,002
HONEY, I WOULDN'T
WORRY ABOUT THAT.
331
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,570
NO. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT.
332
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,594
IT'S JUST...
333
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,842
YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
334
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,110
THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF BUCHMANS.
335
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,878
IF IT STOPS WITH ME,
336
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,181
SUDDENLY I COULD
BE THE VERY LAST ONE.
337
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,416
HONEY.
338
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,850
THAT'S WILD.
339
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,218
WHO'D FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS?
340
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,787
I'M THE LAST BUCHMAN.
341
00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,055
I'M SURE SOMEBODY WOULD.
342
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,724
THAT'S A WILD THOUGHT.
343
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,992
HI, PAUL BUCHMAN.
I'M THE LAST ONE.
344
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,429
SAY HELLO. THERE ARE NO MORE.
345
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,431
CAN I HAVE THE
NUMBER FOR BUCHMAN?
346
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,698
THERE ARE NONE.
347
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,067
I'M THE END OF THE LINE.
348
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,402
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.
349
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,137
I FELT MY SPLEEN BLOCK UP.
350
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,571
IT'LL BE O.K. JUST RELAX.
351
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,407
[EXPLOSION]
352
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,608
MY GOD.
353
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,043
WHAT WAS THAT?
354
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,299
THAT WAS MY SPLEEN, I THINK.
355
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,038
OH, GOD.
356
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,753
DID YOU FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS?
357
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,844
YES. "COOK UNTIL FOOD EXPLODES."
358
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,908
I JUST THOUGHT I'D ASK.
359
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,967
GOD, IT STINKS IN HERE.
360
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,503
GOD, IT'S OVERWHELMING.
361
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,771
DID YOU CALL THE HOTEL?
362
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,905
YES. COME ON.
363
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,428
WHAT ABOUT MURRAY?
364
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,215
WELCOME TO THE SLACKTON...
365
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,717
FLAGSHIP PROPERTY OF THE
TRANSPACIFIC, FIVE WINDS,
366
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,152
MERMAN FAMILY CHAIN OF HOTELS.
367
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,419
WOULD YOU LIKE A BROCHURE?
368
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,509
SURE.
369
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,858
HERE YOU GO.
370
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:13,295
THIS HIGHLIGHTS OUR 400
TRANSPACIFIC, FIVE WINDS,
371
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,097
MERMAN FAMILY CHAIN
OF HOTELS WORLDWIDE.
372
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,665
I'M SORRY TO TROUBLE YOU,
373
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,900
BUT MY AUNT WILL
BE TRAVELING SOON.
374
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,269
DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROCHURE?
375
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,493
OF COURSE!
376
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,331
HERE YOU GO.
377
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,146
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN OUR
TRANSPACIFIC, FIVE WINDS,
378
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,548
MERMAN HOTELS MEMBERSHIP CLUB?
379
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,350
IS THERE A FORM?
380
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,417
YES.
381
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,801
I'VE GOT ONE HERE SOMEWHERE.
382
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,824
HERE YOU GO.
383
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:45,127
EACH TIME YOU CHECK
INTO A TRANSPACIFIC,
384
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,496
FIVE WINDS, MERMAN
FAMILY CHAIN OF HOTELS,
385
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,298
YOU BUILD UP
VALUABLE BONUS POINTS,
386
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,400
WHICH COULD LEAD TO FREE STAYS
387
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,268
AT SPECIALLY
SELECTED PARTICIPATING
388
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:56,138
TRANSPACIFIC, FIVE WINDS,
MERMAN FAMILY CHAIN OF HOTELS
389
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,773
IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES
390
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,174
AND BELIZE.
391
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,676
DO YOU HAVE A PEN?
392
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,210
RIGHT HERE.
393
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,946
THANKS. OOPS.
394
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,130
ALLOW ME.
395
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,402
AAH! WHOA!
396
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,956
HI.
397
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,292
MY WIFE HAD TO, UH... SOMETHING.
398
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,761
WE JUST WANT TO
CHECK IN, PLEASE.
399
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,228
DO YOU HAVE A RESERVATION?
400
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,297
SURE DO. BUCHMAN.
401
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,965
BUCHMAN WITH A "K"?
402
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,065
UH, "CH."
403
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,209
[GERMANIC PRONUNCIATION]
AHH, BUCHMAN.
404
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,738
IT'S BUCHMAN, ACTUALLY.
405
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,373
[GERMANIC
PRONUNCIATION] BUCHMAN.
406
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,475
IT'S BUCHMAN.
407
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:36,145
[GERMANIC PRONUNCIATION]
BUCHMAN, BUCHMAN, BUCHMAN.
408
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:40,015
BUCHMAN, BUCHMAN, BUCHMAN.
409
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,884
[GERMANIC
PRONUNCIATION] BUCHMAN.
410
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,419
ARE YOU GERMAN?
411
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,954
NO. BUCHMAN. IT REALLY IS.
412
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,490
BUCHMAN SOUNDS GERMAN.
413
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,259
YEAH. IT'S NOT.
414
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,394
OH, DID YOU KNOW ENGLISH IS
GERMANY'S SECOND LANGUAGE?
415
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,898
DID NOT. YEAH.
416
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,599
CAN I BE TOTALLY
HONEST WITH YOU?
417
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,501
OH, OF COURSE. JUST SIGN HERE.
418
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,803
HERE ARE YOUR KEYS.
419
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,004
THANK YOU.
420
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,906
MY WIFE AND I WERE...
I ALMOST FORGOT.
421
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,409
CAN I INTEREST YOU
IN DISCOUNT PASSES
422
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,145
TO OUR TRANSPACIFIC, FIVE WINDS,
423
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:13,409
MERMAN FAMILY CHAIN OF
HOTELS BREAKFAST BUFFET?
424
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,385
HERE IS THE THING.
425
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:20,489
THEY'RE IN THE BACK.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
426
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,712
O.K. HEY, YOU.
427
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,931
KNOW WHAT?
428
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:32,934
I WAS DOING A LOT
OF THINKING IN THERE.
429
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,198
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
THIS "LAST BUCHMAN" THING.
430
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,973
I KNEW YOU WOULD CARE.
431
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,308
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
432
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,309
WHO IS IT?
433
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,410
ROOM SERVICE.
434
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,178
OH.
435
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,547
HEY.
436
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:49,151
I JUST COULDN'T SEE SPENDING
$49 FOR A PIECE OF FRUIT.
437
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,388
WOW, PAUL. PRETTY SWANKY DIGS.
438
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,523
WHO ARE YOU, THE BOWERY BOYS?
439
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,258
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
440
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:59,227
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN ONE
OF THESE FANCY HOTELS.
441
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,430
NICE, HUH? VERY NICE.
442
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,065
OH, PAULIE, JAMIE'S SLEEPING.
443
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:06,301
WHEN SHE SLEEPS,
SHE'S DEAD TO THE WORLD.
444
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,485
WHAT?
445
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,673
HA HA. LET ME TRY.
446
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,409
IT'S NOT EVEN SLEEP.
447
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,953
IT'S LIKE A MEDICAL
CONDITION WITH HER.
448
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,317
HEY, HEY, HEY, WE
TALKED ABOUT THIS.
449
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,141
HEY, KNOCK IT OFF.
450
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,344
I SHOULD GO, HUH?
451
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,261
STICK AROUND. WE'RE GOOD.
452
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:35,297
WOW.
453
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,666
OH, HEY, YOU GOT
THE PORNO CHANNEL?
454
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,901
YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.
455
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,403
OH, HEY, HERE WE GO.
456
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,204
FORREST HUMP.
457
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,906
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
458
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,342
I DIDN'T WRITE IT.
I JUST WATCH IT.
459
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,944
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
460
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,146
DOES IT BOTHER YOU TO KNOW
461
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,182
THAT IF WE DON'T PROCREATE SOON,
462
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,717
THAT IT IS THE END OF
THE BUCHMAN DYNASTY?
463
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,785
DYNASTY?
464
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,653
YEAH.
465
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,488
THE MINGS HAD A DYNASTY.
466
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,891
THE BUCHMANS GOT A PUPPY
AND FISH IN THE FREEZER.
467
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,259
WE ARE IT.
468
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,395
IF WE DON'T PRODUCE
AN HEIR, IT'S ALL OVER.
469
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,899
IF WE ARE IT, IT
DESERVES TO BE ALL OVER.
470
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,570
IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU?
471
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,071
NO, IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
472
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,272
WE'RE THE LAST BUCHMANS.
473
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,207
PAULIE, SO WHAT?
474
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,208
SO WHAT?
475
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,377
YOU SEE ANY LITTLE
SHAKESPEARES RUNNING AROUND?
476
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,246
YOU EVER HEAR OF
MICHELANGELO JUNIOR?
477
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,848
THE FATHER OF OUR COUNTRY,
478
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:26,982
GEORGE WASHINGTON, HAD NO KIDS.
479
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,617
MOSES HAD NO KIDS.
480
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,753
WILL THE WORLD BE POORER
481
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,454
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
PRODUCED AN HEIR?
482
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,523
THAT IS NO REASON TO HAVE KIDS.
483
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,758
IT'S PURE EGO.
484
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,860
A CHILD SHOULD BE THE PRODUCT
485
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,394
OF THE NATURAL, ORGANIC LOVE
486
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,829
BETWEEN TWO COMMITTED PEOPLE.
487
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,263
NOW, PLEASE,
488
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,447
CAN WE WATCH THE PORNO CHANNEL?
489
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,540
MOSES HAD NO KIDS?
490
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,724
I DON'T KNOW.
491
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,681
HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
492
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,216
YOU'RE 14 MINUTES LATE.
493
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,984
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
494
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,385
I DID SOME READING.
495
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:04,553
THESE BEARS AREN'T COMING OUT.
496
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,021
WELL, THEY HAVE TO.
497
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,590
THIS IS THEIR MATING SEASON.
498
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:09,625
PANDAS MATING. SUPER.
499
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,494
LET'S GET SOME OF THAT.
500
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,429
THEY WON'T DO IT
UNDER THESE CONDITIONS.
501
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,830
WHY NOT?
502
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,632
IT'S JUST TOO MUCH.
EVERYBODY'S LOOKING.
503
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,834
IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE.
504
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,802
PRESSURE?
505
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,305
IF WE DON'T GET SOME
FOOTAGE OF PANDAS PRONTO,
506
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,806
WE'RE PACKING AND
PULLING THE PLUG.
507
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,542
DO YOU GET MY POINT?
508
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,277
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU JUST SPIT ON ME?
509
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,345
YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR.
510
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,380
WHAT IF THEY DON'T COME OUT?
511
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,016
I'LL BUY YOU A BALLOON
AND SOME NUTS.
512
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,520
I DON'T KNOW. LET ME
JUST THINK ABOUT THIS.
513
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,422
LET'S TAKE FIVE MINUTES.
514
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,691
EVERYBODY, TAKE FIVE.
515
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,459
THAT'S GREAT. UPTIGHT PANDAS.
516
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,228
YOU DON'T HAVE THIS
WITH TRAINED ANIMALS.
517
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,896
THEY MATE ON CUE.
518
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,998
THEY'RE IN HEAT
THREE DAYS A YEAR.
519
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,501
THREE DAYS? THAT'S IT?
520
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,036
THAT'S SUCH A...
521
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,305
SUCH A LITTLE WINDOW OF HEAT.
522
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,974
LITTLE WINDOW OF HEAT.
523
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,375
WHO WAS IN THAT?
524
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:03,812
THIS WAS MELISSA GILBERT
AND GEORGE PEPPARD, I BELIEVE.
525
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,069
HEY, HEY, HEY.
526
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,116
THERE THEY... THERE THEY ARE.
527
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,318
YOU BET.
528
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,953
THEY'RE MOVING.
529
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,955
THEY'RE NOT JUST
MOVING. THEY'RE MATING.
530
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,522
HOW WILL WE GET THIS?
531
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,991
THE CREW'S ON FIVE.
532
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,248
I'LL GET IT. YOU AND ME.
533
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,832
OOH, HOLD MY CAMERA ONE SECOND.
534
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,767
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
535
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,368
GRAB MY BELT.
536
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,536
ALL RIGHT. IF I'M LIKE...
537
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,771
GIVE ME THE CAMERA.
538
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:30,795
AAH!
539
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,376
WANT TO GET MY PHONE?
540
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,600
IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
541
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,148
LISTEN TO THIS.
542
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,150
SHH.
543
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:42,317
HI.
544
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:43,986
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
545
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,453
I FELL IN THE PANDA PIT.
546
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,489
OH, GOD. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
547
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,157
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.
548
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,359
THE BEARS MATED.
549
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,760
THEY MATED?
550
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,662
IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING.
551
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,798
THE CREW WAS ON A
FIVE, SO NOBODY'S AROUND.
552
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,900
AND YOU COULD SEE THESE BEARS...
553
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,202
THEY'RE FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY.
554
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,271
THEY'RE ON THE
VERGE OF EXTINCTION.
555
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,273
THEY COULD BE THE LAST PANDAS.
556
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:07,175
STILL, WITH ALL THAT PRESSURE,
557
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:10,078
THEY JUST KIND OF
WENT "THE HELL WITH IT."
558
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,068
WAS IT ROMANTIC?
559
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,349
YEAH.
560
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,750
INTERESTINGLY, ACTUALLY,
561
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:19,221
THE MALE PANDA, HE PUTS HIS PAW
562
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:22,223
ON THE WOMAN'S SHOULDER,
563
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:25,727
AND THEN HE... LIKE, HE
PULLED HER TO HIS LAP.
564
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:29,698
AND THEN... FUNNY... HE
TAKES OFF HER SWEATER.
565
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,400
WEARING A SWEATER, WAS SHE?
566
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,469
SHE WAS WEARING A
LITTLE PANDA SWEATER.
567
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,873
AND THEN HE JUST...
568
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:41,142
THE MALE PANDA
SAID... HE SAID, UH,
569
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,133
"WE JUST HAVE TO RELAX."
570
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,215
BY THE WAY, I'M AWAKE.
571
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,629
SO, YOU'RE A GERMAN SHEPHERD?
572
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,392
GERMAN SHORT-HAIRED POINTER?
573
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,655
SCHNAUZER?
574
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,459
DACHSHUND?
575
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,631
AFFENPINSCHER?
576
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,774
RHINE TERRIER?
577
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,236
BAVARIAN MUNCHHOUND?
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