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GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THERE.
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♪ TELL ME WHY ♪
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♪ I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO ♪
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♪ TELL ME WHO ♪
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♪ CAN STOP MY HEART
AS MUCH AS YOU ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE EACH OTHER'S HAND ♪
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♪ AS WE JUMP INTO
THE FINAL FRONTIER ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU, BABY ♪
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♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU ♪
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♪ WHOO-HOO ♪♪
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AND SO WE INVENTED THE SHOWER
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BECAUSE MY PEOPLE HAVE
NEITHER THE FLEXIBILITY
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NOR THE LICKING
SKILLS OF YOUR PEOPLE.
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[DOOR BUZZES]
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OH, WE REALLY NEED
TO GET AN OFFICE.
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THAT'S YOUR BREAKFAST?
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NO! I HAD A POP TART.
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HEY, JAMES!
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YEAH!
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THERE'S NO SOAP!
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IN THE MEDICINE CABINET!
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MIDDLE SHELF, NEXT
TO THE MOUTHWASH.
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SEE IT?
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THERE IS NONE!
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UNDER THE SINK!
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WE DON'T HAVE AN
"UNDER THE SINK."
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IN THE KITCHEN!
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THIS IS WHY WE NEED AN OFFICE.
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IRA'S TAKING HIM
TO A YANKEE GAME.
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IRA IRA?
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OF COURSE IRA IRA. WHY?
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NO WHY.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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HELLO.
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YES, IT IS.
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SOAP, SOAP, SOAP,
SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP.
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NO, I DON'T.
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I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT
THE ANSWER IS NO.
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CAN I USE DISHWASHING LIQUID?
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WHAT LIST?
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I'LL HAVE HANDS
LIKE A YOUNG GIRL.
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WE HAVE NO CAR. WHY WOULD
WE NEED A PARKING SPACE?
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WET-COLD, WET-COLD,
WET-COLD, WET-COLD.
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I HAVE NO IDEA HOW
WE GOT ON THE LIST.
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IS THAT THE PARKING PEOPLE?
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I'M NOT CALLING YOU A LIAR,
BUT WE'LL PASS ANYWAY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, GRABBING!
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HELLO.
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NO, DON'T GO TO THE
NEXT NAME ON THE LIST.
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I KNOW WHAT SHE SAID.
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SHE'S NOT FROM AROUND HERE.
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WE WOULD VERY MUCH
LOVE TO SEE THE SPACE.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.
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OUR NAME FINALLY CAME UP!
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YOU'RE DRIPPING.
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WELL, I'M EXCITED.
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LISTEN... A PARKING SPACE
IN OUR OWN BUILDING?
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YOU DON'T PASS THAT UP.
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WE DON'T HAVE A
CAR. DOESN'T MATTER.
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WHEN DID YOU PUT US ON THE LIST?
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WHEN WE MOVED IN.
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WE DIDN'T HAVE A
CAR THEN EITHER.
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I FIGURED WE'D HAVE ONE BY NOW.
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YOU NEVER MENTIONED IT.
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I WANTED TO AVOID THIS
EXACT CONVERSATION.
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TOO LATE.
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IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY.
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IT COSTS NOTHING
TO LOOK AT THE THING.
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MY BODY'S ACHING FOR LATHER,
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BUT THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
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USE SHAMPOO.
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CAN YOU DO THAT?
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IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
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IT HAS MINK PLACENTA.
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IT JUST SEEMS A
LOT TO ASK OF A MINK.
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COME WITH ME AND
LOOK AT THIS SPOT.
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A... I'M WORKING, AND
B... I DON'T WANT TO.
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HERE.
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"MANGO BODY WASH."
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NO ONE HAS TO KNOW.
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YOU'LL LOOK AT IT,
TALK ME OUT OF IT,
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WE'LL BE BACK IN TWO SECONDS.
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I'LL TALK YOU OUT OF IT UP HERE.
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I WOULD PREFER
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TO BE TALKED OUT
OF IT DOWN THERE.
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FINE.
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THANK YOU.
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WHY WOULD A MANGO
NEED BODY WASH?
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I THINK FRAN AND
IRA ARE AT IT AGAIN.
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OH, NO KIDDING.
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BUT NOW SHE SAID
THAT HE'S AFRAID
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THAT SHE'S GETTING ATTACHED,
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SO SHE TELLS HIM
THAT SHE'S O.K. WITH IT
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BEING JUST SEXUAL,
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BUT SHE DOESN'T
THINK HE HEARS THAT.
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SHE'S MY FRIEND, TOO.
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[HONK]
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HI. YOU MUST BE LEO.
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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WE'RE THE BUCHMANS.
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OH, YEAH.
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BUCHMAN, BUCHMAN,
BUCH, BUCH, BUCH, BUCH...
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SPACE 213.
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ALL RIGHT. IS THAT A GOOD ONE?
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OH, YEAH.
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IT'S A PARKING SPACE.
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O.K. CAN WE SEE IT?
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YEP.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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MRS. PARIS... 235. SHE
JUST LOST HER CAT.
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WHAT DO I SMELL...
HAWAIIAN PUNCH?
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HERE YOU GO, BABY.
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HERE'S YOUR NEW PARKING SPACE.
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HEY, HAVE A CIGAR.
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THIS IS GREAT.
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WHATEVER.
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RIGHT NEAR A FENCE... THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
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YOU WON'T GET DINGED
ON THE DRIVER'S SIDE.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING,
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WE DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S SIDE.
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SO?
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SO WE MAY BE PUTTING THE CART
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A LITTLE BEFORE THE HORSE.
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THE HORSE AND THE CART
DON'T ALWAYS COME TOGETHER.
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SOMETIMES YOU GRAB THE CART.
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YOU WORRY ABOUT THE HORSE LATER.
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WHAT IS THE RENT...
[TIRES SQUEAL]
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12 YEARS SHE HAD THAT CAT.
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WHAT, UH...
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WHAT IS THE RENT ON
SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
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YOU GOT TO BUY IT.
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BUY IT? IT'S A PARKING SPACE.
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THE GARAGE WENT CONDO.
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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WE COULD BUY A PARKING SPACE.
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WHY WOULD WE WANT TO?
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WOULD YOU RATHER RENT IT?
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WHAT IS THE COST
ON ONE OF THESE?
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WOW!
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SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LITTLE CART.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.
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WE'RE GOING TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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YOU GOT TILL NOON, THEN
IT'S THE NEXT NAME ON THE LIST.
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IT MAY TAKE LONGER.
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CLOCK'S RUNNING, PEOPLE.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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POOR MRS. PARIS.
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NAH. IT'S MR. EGGERS.
HE'S JUST A NUT.
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YOU GREW UP IN CONNECTICUT,
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WHERE THEY GOT NOTHING
BUT PARKING SPOTS.
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WHEREAS YOU, ON
THE OTHER HAND...
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IN THE CITY, WHEN WE
FOUND A PARKING SPOT,
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I HAD TO LIE IN THE STREET
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TILL MY FATHER
CIRCLED THE BLOCK.
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YOU EVER SEE THIS SCAR?
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FROM WHERE YOUR SISTER
PUSHED YOU OFF A TOBOGGAN
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AT LAKE PLACID?
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BUT THE EMOTIONAL SCARS...
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THE EMOTIONAL SCARS ARE
ENTIRELY ALL PARKING-RELATED.
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HEY. HEY.
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I DON'T WANT TO MISS
BATTING PRACTICE.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN GO
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'CAUSE WE'RE HAVING A THING.
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TAKE FRAN.
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I CAN'T. WE'RE HAVING A THING.
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YOU TOLD PAUL!
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HE'S NOT AS
JUDGMENTAL AS YOU ARE.
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I'M NOT JUDGMENTAL!
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YOU'RE JUST BEING STUPID!
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YOU KNOW... HI.
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COULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE?
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NICE.
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WHEN I WAS 13,
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I HAD TO LEARN TO PARALLEL PARK
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WHILE OTHER KIDS, WHOSE
PARENTS HAD PARKING SPACES,
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THEY WERE OUT PLAYING
STICKBALL AND KICK THE CAN.
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KICK THE CAN? HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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I'M SAYING, A GAME.
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I'M VERY SORRY FOR THE
TRAGEDIES OF YOUR YOUTH.
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WE'RE NOT BUYING
A PARKING SPACE!
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BECAUSE I FEEL
LIKE I'M USING YOU.
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AND YOU'RE USING ME.
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THAT WAS THE WHOLE IDEA!
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IT SEEMS SO SHALLOW
AND CONVENIENT.
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THAT WAS THE WHOLE IDEA!
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WHY DO YOU START UP WITH
HER, KNOWING IT'S WRONG?
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I'M NOT STARTING, SHE'S
STARTING. I JUST WENT.
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I'M THE ONE WHO KEEPS
TRYING TO STOP STARTING.
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FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,
YOU CALLED HER THIS TIME.
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FOR THAI FOOD AND A MOVIE!
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WHAT? LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
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HE THINKS I'M LONELY.
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HE THINKS I NEED SEX
BECAUSE I'M LONELY.
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THAT IS NOT WHY I NEED SEX.
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IT'S THE SAME THING WITH
THE LOAN. WHAT WAS THAT?
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AFTER THE TAX DEDUCTION
FOR THE LOAN PAYMENTS,
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BUYING THIS SPACE COULD
COST YOU LESS THAN RENTING IT.
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NOT TO MENTION THE
POTENTIAL CAPITAL GAIN.
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GOT IT.
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I MAY NEED YOU
TO SAY THIS AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
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HEY, DO ME A FAVOR. GO IN THERE.
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NICE.
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IT'S NOT WORTH FIGHTING OVER.
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IT IS.
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IF YOU WANT IT,
BUY IT. IT'S FINE.
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NOT IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO. I DON'T WANT TO.
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GO BACK ONE SENTENCE.
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THIS IS NOT THROWING MONEY AWAY.
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THIS IS LAND!
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IT'S A MILLIONTH OF AN ACRE.
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AND IT'S NOT LAND, IT'S
WHATEVER'S UNDERNEATH LAND.
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IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO HAVE SEX WITH ME,
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I DON'T WANT TO GO TO
THE YANKEE GAME WITH YOU.
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THE WHOLE WORLD IS BACKWARDS.
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IT'S JUST LIKE I WAS
TELLING FRAN BEFORE.
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IF WE WENT TO THE
BANK AND GOT A LOAN...
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IF YOU GET A LOAN,
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AND THE TIME VALUE OF THE MONEY
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IS LESS THAN THE EXPECTED
APPRECIATION OF THE SPACE,
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YOU'RE WAY AHEAD OF THE GAME.
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SO FAR AHEAD,
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN AN
ENTIRELY NEW GAME.
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FRANNY, COME HERE.
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WHEN I SAID "THAI FOOD,"
WHAT DID THAT MEAN TO YOU?
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IF WE WANT TO START
PLANNING A FAMILY,
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YOU GOT TO BUILD A FUTURE.
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WITH A PARKING SPACE?
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IT MAKES PERFECT
FINANCIAL SENSE.
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SO DOES AN OIL RIG, BUT
WE DON'T NEED THAT EITHER.
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YOU DON'T THINK
WE NEED AN OIL RIG.
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I'M NOT BUYING AN OIL RIG.
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NO, 'CAUSE CLEARLY
THAT'S STUPID.
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MAYBE I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
GIVEN YOU THAT LOOFAH RUB.
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NOW I THINK YOU'RE HOOKED.
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IT'S NOT THE LOOFAH, IRA.
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AND I'M NOT HOOKED.
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I JUST LIKE IT.
243
00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,212
YOU SEE, HONEY...
I HAVE A DREAM.
244
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,713
OH, MY GOODNESS.
245
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,514
I HAVE A DREAM,
246
00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,817
AND IT INVOLVES THE TWO OF US
247
00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:36,418
IN A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE...
248
00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:37,820
NOTHING BIG, A NICE YARD,
249
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,556
MAYBE 3/4 OF AN ACRE... A HOUSE.
250
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,492
WITH US AND OUR
THINGS AND LITTLE US'S...
251
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,961
YOU KNOW, SMALL
US'S, MAYBE THREE...
252
00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:46,996
YOU ALWAYS WANTED THREE, RIGHT?
253
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,231
MAYBE.
254
00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,333
MAYBE NOT THREE... THE MIDDLE
KID IS ALWAYS SCREWED UP.
255
00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,169
WE'LL SAY TWO, MAYBE FOUR.
256
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,471
RIGHT, SO KIDS,
THINGS, A HOUSE... RIGHT.
257
00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:59,641
O.K. NOW, WH-WHERE
DO KIDS START?
258
00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:00,876
IN A PARKING SPACE?
259
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,344
YES.
260
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,413
IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING, YES,
261
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,715
BECAUSE IT'S A FOUNDATION.
262
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,349
THIS IS THE FIRST THING
263
00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,485
THAT YOU AND I
WOULD OWN TOGETHER
264
00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,454
THAT DOESN'T FIT
IN THE APARTMENT.
265
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,856
THE PARKING SPACE
WOULD BE THE NUCLEUS
266
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,825
OF WHAT WILL SOMEDAY BE CAMELOT.
267
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,493
CAMELOT?
268
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,629
YEAH, IT'S CAMELOT...
269
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:23,265
WITHOUT THE TWO CRAPPY
SONGS AT THE TOP OF ACT TWO.
270
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,466
YES.
271
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,469
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
DREAM, AND I SHARE IT.
272
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:29,172
I'M JUST NOT SURE
THIS IS HOW TO GET IT.
273
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,540
I AM. I REALLY AM.
274
00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:33,209
TO ME, BUYING
THIS PARKING SPACE,
275
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,545
IT'S A SMALL STEP FOR
A COUPLE OF BUCHMANS,
276
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:39,048
BUT IT'S A HUGE LEAP
FOR BUCHMAN-KIND.
277
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,650
O.K.
278
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,951
O.K. O.K.?
279
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,420
I NEED A BIG O.K. I
NEED AN EMPHATIC O.K.
280
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,356
I NEED LIKE... O.K.!
281
00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,523
O.K.!
282
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,787
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
283
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,532
IS THIS A BANK OR WHAT?
284
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,001
YOU HAVE A DREAM,
THEY DRAW IT FOR YOU
285
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,103
FIRST, I'D MAKE
THOSE BAY WINDOWS.
286
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,771
I GUARANTEE, BEFORE
THEY HAD ANY OF THIS,
287
00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:05,608
THEY HAD A PARKING SPACE.
288
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,765
I'M JUST WAITING ON
YOUR CREDIT REPORT.
289
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,413
YEAH, YEAH.
290
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:13,316
THE HAND-KNIT CABLE
CREW NECK IN MEDIUM.
291
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,483
UH-HUH.
292
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,052
THE OATMEAL HEATHER.
293
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,654
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SHUTTERS?
294
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:20,590
I DON'T BOTHER THEM,
THEY DON'T BOTHER ME.
295
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:23,359
FINE. ARE THOSE
ANKLE-HIGH OR CALF-HIGH?
296
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,427
PERFECT.
297
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,896
[FAX BEEPS]
298
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,098
RIGHT. UH-HUH.
299
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,633
YEAH.
300
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:31,667
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
301
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,324
IT'S OUR CREDIT REPORT.
302
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,740
YEAH, SO?
303
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:40,343
SO... OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK AT THE TIME.
304
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,577
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
305
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,079
WE DON'T NEED THEIR MONEY.
306
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,213
LET'S JUST USE OUR MONEY.
307
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,081
OUR SAVINGS?
308
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,516
IF WE'RE GOING TO COMMIT,
LET'S REALLY COMMIT.
309
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,652
I'D LIKE TO COMMIT,
310
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,854
BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT
IS ON THIS PAPER, PLEASE.
311
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,122
WELL...
312
00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:58,294
SOMEBODY DIDN'T FINISH PAYING
BACK YALE THEIR STUDENT LOAN.
313
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,096
WHO?
314
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,401
WHO? HENRY WINKLER.
BUT IT'S ON YOUR FILE.
315
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,139
LOOK AT THAT.
316
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,875
OUR OWN MONEY, AND
THREE MINUTES TO SPARE.
317
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,009
WHATEVER.
318
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,611
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
319
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,446
WE'RE SO EXCITED.
320
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,914
WE'LL TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF IT.
321
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,117
WHATEVER.
322
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,552
DON'T CASH THAT TILL MONDAY.
323
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,654
HONEY, LOOK AT THIS.
324
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,357
YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN
HAVE TO STAND IN THE STREET
325
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,227
WHILE YOUR FRIENDS
PLAY KICK THE CAN.
326
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,985
DON'T SPIT IN THE SPACE!
327
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,466
LOOK AT THIS.
328
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,069
SOMEDAY WE'RE
GOING TO GET A HOUSE,
329
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,104
AND NEXT TO THAT, WE'RE
GOING TO GET A YARD.
330
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,406
AND WHEN OUR CHILDREN
ASK US HOW WE GOT IT,
331
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,531
WE'LL SAY IT'S BECAUSE
THEIR FATHER HAD A DREAM.
332
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:50,734
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
333
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,971
THIS WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
334
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,428
WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE
AND THE KIDS AND THE THINGS?
335
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,096
NOWHERE DO YOU
NEED A PARKING SPACE.
336
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,464
THAT WAS JUST DUMB.
337
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,133
I NEED AIR.
338
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,367
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?
339
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,701
HELLO!
340
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,338
[IRA AND FRAN] IN HERE!
341
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,039
OF COURSE. LOOK AT THIS.
342
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,541
THE MINUTE I BUY
A PARKING SPACE,
343
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,605
THERE'S 10 OF THEM IN
FRONT OF THE BUILDING!
344
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,246
HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?
345
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,781
EXCUSE ME?
346
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,183
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
347
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,517
ON WHAT PLANET?
348
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:32,321
YOU... YOU GAVE ENTIRELY
TOO MUCH WEIGHT
349
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,523
TO MY ARGUMENT.
350
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,792
WE HAVE A SPACE.
WE DON'T HAVE A CAR!
351
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,494
DON'T TELL ME! I TOLD YOU!
352
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:42,031
YOUR JOB IS TO STOP ME
FROM DOING SOMETHING IDIOTIC.
353
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,600
IDIOTIC I CAN DO BY MYSELF.
354
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,368
YOU WERE SO CERTAIN.
355
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,104
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
356
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,438
THAT'S WHEN I NEED YOU THE MOST.
357
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,907
MY CERTAINTY IS A CRY FOR HELP.
358
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:55,444
WELL... MY CERTAINTY ISN'T.
359
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,748
[SPLASH]
360
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,453
WHAT IS YOUR CERTAINTY?
361
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,821
IT'S CERTAINTY.
362
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,257
WELL, MAYBE THERE'S
YOUR PROBLEM.
363
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,525
WE MADE A DECISION.
LET'S STICK WITH IT.
364
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:11,994
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
365
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,595
I'M TELLING LEO
WE'RE PULLING OUT.
366
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:14,529
HE'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
367
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:15,631
HE WON'T LAUGH.
368
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,501
HA HA HA! I HAVE TO LAUGH.
369
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,635
WHAT? WHAT IS FUNNY?
370
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,804
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM,
371
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:25,074
AND WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING ME?
372
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,009
I JUST WANT TO GIVE
BACK THE SPACE.
373
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:27,909
YOU CAN'T.
374
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,245
WHY NOT?
375
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,580
BECAUSE YOU SIGNED THINGS.
376
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,715
I'LL SIGN OTHER THINGS.
377
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,383
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?
378
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,818
NO, NO, NO.
379
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,920
YOU THINK I'M IN
IT FOR THE GLORY?
380
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:41,424
WHY CAN'T YOU GO TO THE
NEXT NAME ON THE LIST?
381
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,826
OH, JUST GO! JUST
GO! LIKE IT'S NOTHING!
382
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,727
IT IS! IT'S NOTHING!
383
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,064
IT'S NOT NOTHING! I GOT
ESCROWS, CLOSINGS!
384
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,567
I'M RUNNING A GARAGE HERE,
NOT A CLINIC FOR THE CONFUSED.
385
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,337
I WILL GIVE YOU $50.
386
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,072
WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU?
387
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,975
A PERSON WHO'S MADE
A VERY BIG MISTAKE.
388
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,844
ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T KILL
YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER.
389
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,279
COME ON. WHY DON'T
YOU GO UPSTAIRS?
390
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,515
LEO, I WOULD REALLY LIKE
391
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,983
TO GET OUT OF THIS.
392
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,985
I'D LIKE TO HAVE
A LUGGAGE STORE.
393
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,854
SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO?
394
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,356
GET REAL. I'M PUSHING 40.
395
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,460
WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT LUGGAGE?
396
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,729
THAT'S HOW WE KEEP GETTING
INVOLVED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE.
397
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,498
YEAH? HOW?
398
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,468
WE MEET SOMEBODY AND
THINK WE REALLY LIKE THEM,
399
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,471
BUT WE CAN'T TELL BECAUSE
OF ALL THE SEXUAL TENSION.
400
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,239
BUT WITH MY SYSTEM,
YOU AND I HAVE SEX,
401
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,808
SO WE'RE NOT WALKING
AROUND LIKE LAND MINES.
402
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,577
THEN IF WE MEET SOMEBODY,
403
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,814
WE CAN TAKE TIME,
AND THEY CAN SUFFER.
404
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,382
ON PAPER, IT SOUNDS GREAT.
405
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,017
SO?
406
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,787
FRANNY, IN REAL
LIFE, IT'S... IT'S WHAT?
407
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:48,124
YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK
REALLY GOOD TODAY.
408
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,291
HEY.
409
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,027
I WASN'T.
410
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:55,264
WELL, WE ARE STILL THE
PROUD OWNERS OF SPACE 213.
411
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,832
GOOD, BECAUSE
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
412
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,734
OH, I BEGGED YOU TO STOP THAT.
413
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,003
THE ONLY REASON
THIS FEELS FOOLISH
414
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,005
IS BECAUSE WE
DON'T HAVE A HORSE.
415
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,807
ACTUALLY, WE DON'T
HAVE A CART. WHATEVER.
416
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,410
I THINK WE'VE BEEN
GOING AT THIS HALF-ASSED.
417
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,345
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
418
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,679
IT MEANS, I THINK WE SHOULD BE
419
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,903
GOING AT IT WHOLE-ASSED.
420
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,787
SO WE SHOULD JUST GET
OUR WHOLE ASS IN A CART.
421
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,811
EXACTLY.
422
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,027
OH, I DARE YOU... WHAT?
423
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,530
TO TALK ME INTO BUYING A CAR?
424
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,065
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
425
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,433
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
426
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,601
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT?
427
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,204
AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT A PARKING SPACE...
428
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,572
[TOGETHER] BECAUSE
WE ALREADY HAVE ONE.
429
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,274
SEE? I UNDERSTAND THAT PART.
430
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,642
AND THE SOONER WE GET THE CAR,
431
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:43,179
THE SOONER WE CAN STOP
FEELING STUPID ABOUT THE SPACE.
432
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,682
I WOULD LOVE TO
STOP FEELING STUPID.
433
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,717
HOLD ON. WHERE DO WE GET A CAR?
434
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,320
FRAN, IS MARK STILL
TRYING TO SELL HIS CAR?
435
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,222
THE CAR I GOT DIVORCED IN?
436
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,958
THE CAR I SPENT TWO
HOURS CRYING IN?
437
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,860
YOU HAD SOME GOOD
TIMES IN THERE, TOO.
438
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,417
YES. YES, HE IS.
439
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,706
I'M TELLING YOU, YOU
DON'T WANT THIS CAR.
440
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,175
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S
IN TERRIFIC SHAPE.
441
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,611
WELL, SURE. SURE, IT
WAS ALWAYS GARAGED.
442
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,447
NEVER MISSED A CHECKUP,
CHANGED THE OIL RELIGIOUSLY.
443
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,582
SO WHY SELL IT?
444
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,084
YOU KNOW, TOO MANY MEMORIES.
445
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,285
IT'S FRAN, THE DIVORCE,
446
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,987
STUPID SCHLEP ACROSS-COUNTRY.
447
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,822
AH, LOOK AT THIS.
448
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,757
GRAND CANYON.
449
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,227
HOW COME IT DOESN'T
SAY ANYTHING?
450
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,929
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO,
451
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,998
LIE TO YOU ABOUT A
LIGHTER? ALL RIGHT.
452
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,633
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
453
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,134
I CAN'T TAKE MONEY FROM YOU.
454
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,036
MARK, WE INSIST!
455
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,538
WE'RE GOING TO
PAY YOU FOR THE CAR.
456
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,340
FORGET IT. YOU
DON'T WANT THIS CAR.
457
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,442
WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT?
458
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,311
YOU NEVER BUY A
CAR FROM A FRIEND.
459
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,213
EVER WATCH PERRY MASON?
460
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,448
THE CLOSEST DELLA EVER
CAME TO LOSING HER JOB.
461
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,884
YOU NEVER BUY A
CAR FROM A FRIEND.
462
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,553
YOU WANT TO SELL, WE
WANT TO BUY, IT'S A DONE DEAL.
463
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,521
DONE DEAL... HONEY, LOOK.
464
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,856
WHAT?
465
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,258
I'M KICKING THE TIRES.
466
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,859
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
467
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,282
LET'S SIT IN IT AGAIN.
468
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,470
IS THIS THE LIFE OR WHAT?
469
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,572
OUR VERY OWN CAR.
470
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,175
WE COULD GO ANYWHERE
WE WANT. NAME ME A PLACE.
471
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,642
PENNSYLVANIA AMISH COUNTRY.
472
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,411
BEEN THERE. VERY QUIET.
473
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,979
NO REASON WE COULDN'T GO THERE.
474
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,514
AND YOU KNOW HOW?
475
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,583
IN OUR VERY OWN
CAR. THAT'S RIGHT.
476
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,718
AND WHEN WE GET BACK,
YOU KNOW WHERE WE'D PARK?
477
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,876
OUR VERY OWN PARKING
SPACE. YOU GOT IT, BABY.
478
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,963
HEY.
479
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,898
LEO?
480
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,633
HEY, LEO. HEY, LEO!
481
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:48,170
HEY! NO SCREAMING IN THE GARAGE!
482
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,539
WHAT IS THIS?
SOMEBODY'S IN OUR SPACE.
483
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,075
I GAVE YOUR SPACE
AWAY. GIVE ME $50.
484
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,678
WHAT? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
485
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,746
HE TOLD ME TO. GIVE ME MY $50.
486
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,214
WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU?
487
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,016
WE PAID FOR IT!
488
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,052
HE ASKED ME. I TOOK CARE OF IT.
489
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,054
I'LL HAVE YOUR
MONEY BACK TUESDAY.
490
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,223
WE DON'T WANT MONEY.
WE WANT THE SPACE.
491
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,957
WHAT ARE YOU, A
COUPLE OF PRANKSTERS?
492
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,360
CAN YOU GET US ANOTHER SPOT?
493
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,562
I'LL PUT YOUR NAME ON
THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST.
494
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,564
WHY THE BOTTOM?
495
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,222
YOU THINK THIS HAS
BEEN FUN FOR ME?
496
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,207
I GOT TO GO.
497
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:29,511
RYAN AND I ALWAYS
WATCH DR. QUINN TOGETHER.
498
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:32,335
REALLY? I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHO WATCHED THAT SHOW.
499
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,416
CALL ME LATER IF YOU WANT.
500
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,184
FRANNY, YOU DON'T
NEED ME TO CALL YOU.
501
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,254
OKAY. WHAT TIME?
502
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,322
LATE.
503
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,890
ME! NO, ME!
504
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,325
NO, ME! NO, ME!
505
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,460
O.K., BUT PEE FAST.
I'LL GET THE FOOD.
506
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,162
WHERE WERE YOU GUYS
THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF?
507
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,831
PARKING! SO WHERE
ARE YOU GOING NOW?
508
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,066
PARKING! SO WHERE'S THE CAR?
509
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,401
[PAUL AND JAMIE] DOUBLE-PARKED!
510
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:54,703
HEY, DID YOU DRIVE?
511
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,804
CAB. YOU?
512
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,339
SUBWAY. BMT.
513
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,540
SHARE A RIDE. I'LL DROP YOU.
514
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,208
SOUNDS GOOD.
515
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,877
YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU! ME-ME-ME-ME!
516
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,113
I'M GOING TO GET
A BOTTLE OF WINE!
517
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,514
NO, WE'RE DRIVING.
IT'S A FELONY!
518
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,016
WE'RE NOT DRIVING!
WE'RE PARKING!
519
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,852
IF THEY ARREST US,
THEY'LL IMPOUND THE CAR.
520
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,753
WE'LL GET ON WITH OUR LIVES.
521
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,421
WHY'D YOU LET US GET A CAR?
522
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:14,889
FOR BUCHMAN-KIND!
523
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,493
YEAH, IF IT'D BEEN FOR
ANY OTHER REASON,
524
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,060
IT WOULD'VE BEEN PLAIN STUPID!
525
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,963
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE OFF!
526
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,531
THANKS A LOT!
527
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,200
I'LL BET IF WE BUY A GARAGE,
528
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,969
IT'LL COME WITH A HOUSE.
529
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:27,970
WOULD YOU STOP?
530
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,794
JUST HEAR ME OUT
ON THIS. SERIOUSLY...
531
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,114
IF WE COULD TEACH MURRAY
HOW TO MOVE THE CAR,
532
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,716
OUR TROUBLES WOULD BE OVER.
533
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,919
I DON'T KNOW IF HE HAS
THAT MANUAL DEXTERITY.
534
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,509
[TOILET FLUSHES]
535
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:52,761
THE CAR'S ON THE CORNER
536
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,830
OF LEXINGTON AND 24th STREET!
537
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:55,831
GOOD NIGHT.
538
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:56,887
GOOD NIGHT.
539
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,925
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
540
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,546
[RADIO ANNOUNCER] A GIRL
HAS A NEW LEASE ON LIFE,
541
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:15,016
THANKS TO SURGERY
AT CHILDRENS HOSPITAL.
542
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,050
[CHANGES STATION]
543
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,719
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYS]
544
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,053
[WHIMPERS]
545
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,054
[CHANGES STATION]
546
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,156
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
547
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,558
[HORN HONKS]
548
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,094
[GROWLS]
549
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,951
[STARTS ENGINE]
550
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,765
[WOOF WOOF]
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