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♪ AT THE COPA ♪
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♪ COPACABANA ♪
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♪ THE HOTTEST SPOT
NORTH OF HAVANA ♪
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♪ AT THE COPA ♪
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♪ COPACABAN... ♪
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♪ MUSIC AND PASSION
ARE ALWAYS THE FASHION ♪
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♪ AT THE COPA ♪
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♪ THEY FELL IN LOVE ♪♪
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♪ TELL ME WHY ♪
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♪ I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO ♪
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♪ TELL ME WHO ♪
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♪ CAN STOP MY HEART
AS MUCH AS YOU ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE EACH OTHER'S HAND ♪
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♪ AS WE JUMP INTO
THE FINAL FRONTIER ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU, BABY ♪
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♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU ♪
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♪ WHOO-HOO ♪♪
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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NOTHING.
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QUICK QUESTION. DO WE
STILL LIKE THESE PANTS?
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YES.
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O.K.
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THEN I SHALL WEAR THEM.
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GOOD.
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'CAUSE I GOT THAT MEETING TODAY.
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I'M NOT SURE WHICH WAY TO GO.
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I WANT TO LOOK A LITTLE
LIKE THEM, A LITTLE LIKE ME.
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WHO ARE YOU MEETING WITH?
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THE EXPLORER CHANNEL.
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WEAR KHAKI.
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WHY?
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EXPLORER, SAFARI... YOU
WEAR KHAKIS OR CHINOS.
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NO. KHAKIS ARE CHINOS.
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MYTH, MYTH. ONE'S A
COLOR, ONE'S A STYLE.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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I DON'T THINK SO,
MY LITTLE FRIEND.
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WASN'T LAST NIGHT WONDERFUL?
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HUH? HELLO.
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HEY, IRA, YOU WOULD KNOW...
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KHAKIS AND CHINOS...
SAME THING OR DIFFERENT?
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HA. SAME THING.
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BOTH WRONG. YEAH, RIGHT.
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SO, WHAT'S UP?
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NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
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DO WHAT?
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GO WITH IRA TO KLARIK'S
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AND WATCH HIM STARE AT
THE GIFT-WRAPPING GIRL.
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YOU SHOULD GO.
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WHY?
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YOU CAN BUY CHINOS.
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COME WITH ME. I CAN'T.
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FRAN AND I ARE MEETING
WITH THE CABDRIVERS UNION.
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I HATE BUYING PANTS MYSELF.
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YOU'RE GOING TO WALK
INTO THAT MEETING,
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THE EXPLORER PEOPLE WILL LOOK
AT YOU IN YOUR CRISP NEW CHINOS
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AND SAY, "HEY, WE'VE GOT TO
BUY A MOVIE FROM CHINO BOY."
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OOH!
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I'LL SEE YOU AT
THE STORE AT 10:30.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU?
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NOTHING. I JUST REALLY
ENJOYED LAST NIGHT.
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WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING.
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WHY? DIDN'T YOU?
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I... I, UH...
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I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
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I SHOULD HOPE NOT. YOU
BROKE THE CLOCK, YOU KNOW.
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WHAT CLOCK?
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ON THE NIGHTSTAND.
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WE DID?
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NO, YOU DID.
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3:38, TO BE EXACT,
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WHEN YOU FLUNG ME
BACK OVER TO YOUR SIDE.
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SORRY.
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NO SORRY. THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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NO, NO, NO. THANK YOU.
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WHY, EXACTLY, WAS
LAST NIGHT SO GREAT?
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WHY?
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NO, I KNOW WHY.
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I'M SAYING, WHY DO YOU
THINK IT WAS SO GREAT?
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BECAUSE IT WAS SO... GREAT.
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YOU WERE SO
UNINHIBITED, SO... PRIMAL.
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YOU WERE SO WILD.
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YEAH.
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WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
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MAYBE WE GO TO
BED EARLY TONIGHT?
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YOU GOT IT.
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GOOD LUCK.
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GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
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WOOF!
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WHAT DID YOU SEE?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
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I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION
OF THE WHOLE EVENT.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME
YOU'RE BANGING AWAY...
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HEY!
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PARDON ME.
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YOUR LOVELY WIFE AND YOURSELF
ARE HAVING CONJUGAL ACTIVITIES,
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
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THE BEST SEX OF
YOUR MARRIED CAREER,
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AND YOU WERE SOUND ASLEEP.
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THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
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HA HA HA HA.
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THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU?
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WALKING IN YOUR
SLEEP IS ONE THING...
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WHY DON'T YOU TRY THESE?
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THESE ARE LIKE CHINOS, BUT
THERE'S A HEAVIER WEAVE.
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THERE'S A TRIPLE PLEAT, WHICH
MAKES THE POCKETS MORE STREAMLINED.
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LISE, LISTEN TO YOU.
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NEW AND IMPROVED SISTER-IN-LAW,
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NOW WITH EXTRA PANTS KNOWLEDGE.
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YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT
MY BOSS MR. KLARIK SAID?
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PLEASE.
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HE SAID I HAVE THE BEST SENSE
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OF DESIGN AND PRESENTATION
OF ANYONE HE'S HIRED SINCE 1984.
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WOW. YEAH, I KNOW.
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STARTING NEXT WEEK, I
SPEND A MONTH IN PERSONNEL.
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THEY'RE GROOMING ME.
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YOU'RE BEING GROOMED? YEAH.
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FOR WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.
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ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO
WE THINK OF THESE?
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UH... WE LIKE THESE.
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THESE ARE KHAKI, RIGHT?
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YEAH, BUT THEY'RE NOT CHINOS.
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WHY NOT?
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THESE ARE CHINOS.
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THOSE ARE CHINOS.
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WHY ARE THESE CHINOS?
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LOOK, IT IS SO SIMPLE.
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YOU CAN HAVE A KHAKI
PANT THAT ARE CHINOS
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OR CHINOS THAT ARE KHAKI,
BUT NOT ALL CHINOS ARE KHAKI.
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AND NOT ALL KHAKIS ARE
CHINOS, OR EVEN PANTS.
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HELL, YOU CAN HAVE A
KHAKI SHIRT OR A HAT.
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THAT'S A CHUNK OF MY
LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK.
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WHY DON'T YOU TRY
ON THE CHARCOAL?
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EXCUSE ME.
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BRENDA, THAT'S NOT
HOW WE DO THINGS!
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I LOVE DOING THAT.
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SIX MONTHS AGO
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SHE WAS WATCHING
HOGAN'S HEROES WITH MILK.
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YOU KNOW, WHAT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND IS THIS...
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HOW DEEP WERE YOU SLEEPING?
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IF YOU WERE REALLY THAT GOOD,
WOULDN'T YOU WAKE YOURSELF UP?
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APPARENTLY NOT.
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MAYBE SHE MADE IT UP.
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
LOOK AT THIS. WHAT?
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THAT'S WHERE I KNOCKED
OVER THE ALARM CLOCK.
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I'M SO GOOD, I ACTUALLY
INJURED MYSELF.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCARY PART IS?
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WHAT IF I'M NEVER
THAT GOOD AGAIN?
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WHAT IF MY YOUNG BRIDE
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REALIZES THAT THE SLEEPING ME
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IS BETTER THAN THE AWAKE ME?
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DON'T TELL HER, DOPEY.
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NO. I'M NOT... NO,
YOU JUST DON'T.
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YOUR STOCK IS WAY
UP NOW. LEAVE IT ALONE.
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THERE'S STILL THE PRESSURE
OF HAVING TO DO IT AGAIN.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
COMPETE WITH ME.
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SHE'S TELLING ME
THESE ARE NOT KHAKI?
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OOH. THESE PANTS ARE ITCHY.
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AH. NOW YOU BOUGHT 'EM.
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HE FLUNG YOU.
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LIKE A SACK OF COTTON.
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GOOD FOR HIM.
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GOOD FOR ME.
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THERE WAS NO TALKING.
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HE JUST ROLLED OVER, THREW
OFF THE COVERS, AND TOOK ME.
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HE TOOK YOU?
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AND THERE WAS NO TALKING.
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YOU GUYS TALK?
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YEAH, WE TALK.
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WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?
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YOU KNOW... THAT FEELS GOOD.
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DON'T STOP.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
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KEEP DOING THAT.
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WHAT ARE ALL THESE PILLOWS?
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WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE PILLOWS?
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I'M JUST ASKING. THEY'RE
FROM YOUR MOTHER.
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PLEASE DON'T MENTION MY MOTHER.
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MOSTLY, "THAT FEELS
GOOD. KEEP DOING THAT."
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WHEN THE HELL WILL
THIS MEETING START?
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MUST BE RUNNING LATE. I
GOT TO HIT THE LADIES' ROOM.
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I'M GOING TO TELL HER.
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THAT YOU WERE IN A COMA?
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YEAH. GOOD.
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IS SHE NOT ACHINGLY LOVELY?
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SHE'S VERY PRETTY.
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I HAVE TO TELL HER.
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AM I SWEATING?
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NO. SHE'LL THINK IT'S FUNNY.
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I'M SWEATING.
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I BET SHE'LL LAUGH.
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SHE WON'T LAUGH.
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JAMIE? SHE CAN LAUGH.
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I WOULD LAUGH, YOU MIGHT LAUGH.
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JAMIE WILL NOT
THINK THIS IS FUNNY.
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NEXT, PLEASE.
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ALTHOUGH SHE MIGHT
THINK IT'S FUNNY.
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HEY... I'LL BE SUBTLE. TRUST ME.
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HI.
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HELLO AGAIN.
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YOU MAY BE ABLE TO HELP US.
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MY FRIEND HERE IS IN A BIT OF
AN EMBARRASSING SITUATION.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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LAST NIGHT, HE
GAVE HIS WIFE A GIFT.
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A VERY, VERY WONDERFUL GIFT.
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THE PROBLEM IS, HE DOESN'T
REMEMBER GIVING IT TO HER.
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IS THIS SOMETHING
YOU BOUGHT HERE?
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NO, NO.
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THIS IS SOMETHING...
I MADE IT MYSELF.
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THIS IS SOMETHING HE MADE
AND HIS WIFE JUST LOVED.
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SHE REALLY LOVED THIS GIFT.
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THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH
SHARING. THANK YOU.
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PAULIE, SHE WANTS TO KNOW.
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YOU GUYS DON'T NEED ANYTHING
WRAPPED AT ALL, DO YOU?
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THAT'S NOT TRUE. WE NEED THIS...
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WRAPPED IN A LOVELY BOX.
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THESE ARE MY PANTS
I WORE FROM HOME.
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THE WOMAN IS HERE TO
WRAP. LET HER DO HER JOB.
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AM I RIGHT... CASSANDRA?
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YES.
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SO, WHERE DO YOU FELLAS LIVE?
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WHERE DO YOU NEED ME?
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WELL... IF YOU
LIVED OUT OF STATE,
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I COULD SHIP THIS...
SAVE THE SALES TAX.
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MY AUNT LIVES IN JERSEY.
WE COULD SEND IT TO HER.
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WHY WOULD WE SHIP
MY PANTS TO YOUR AUNT?
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TO SAVE THE SALES TAX.
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HOW LONG WILL THIS TAKE?
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A FEW MINUTES.
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YOU GO AHEAD.
YOU TAKE YOUR TIME.
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I LOVE HER.
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HE DID THAT TO YOU?
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FOR AN HOUR.
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AND YOU LET HIM?
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I BEGGED HIM.
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I THOUGHT THERE WAS NO TALKING.
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I BEGGED HIM WITHOUT WORDS.
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AN HOUR, HUH?
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IT DIDN'T TICKLE?
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WHY WOULD THAT TICKLE?
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O.K., I BELIEVE YOU.
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O.K., GIRLS, THE
METER'S RUNNING.
244
00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:37,820
THAT JUST GETS FUNNIER
245
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,622
EVERY TIME I HEAR IT.
246
00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,156
O.K., READY?
247
00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,925
I JUST GOT TO HIT
THE LADIES' ROOM.
248
00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:43,949
WHAT IS WITH YOU?
249
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,065
I SHOULD BE GETTING
BACK TO WORK.
250
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,000
HEY, HEY. WE'RE IN PUBLIC.
251
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,803
THESE PANTS ARE ITCHING ME.
252
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,337
WE DON'T STARE, SWEETHEART.
253
00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:58,474
YOU WANT TO GO
GRAB A BITE TO EAT?
254
00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:01,477
CAN'T. I GOT TO GO HOME,
GET MY TAPES FOR MY MEETING.
255
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,012
WHERE'S MY KEYS?
256
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,479
I DON'T HAVE THEM.
257
00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:06,449
THEY'RE IN MY PANTS.
258
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,785
MY OTHER PANTS. THE ONES
ON THEIR WAY TO JERSEY.
259
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,552
THAT WAS DUMB.
260
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:11,487
COME HERE.
261
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:12,889
WHAT?
262
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,153
OH, LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT.
263
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,863
FRANNIE, WHERE IS JAMES?
264
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:23,432
SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM
FOR, LIKE, THE 40th TIME TODAY.
265
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,568
HOW'D IT GO WITH YOUR CABBIES?
266
00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,470
THEY EXPECT US TO
SPRUCE UP THEIR IMAGE,
267
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,204
BUT ALL THEY DO IS CURSE.
268
00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,506
THE BASTARDS.
269
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,475
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
270
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,510
I NEED JAMIE'S KEYS
TO GET INTO THE HOUSE.
271
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,979
WHERE ARE YOUR KEYS?
272
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:39,782
IT'S SO DUMB, I
CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU.
273
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,784
YOU COULD TELL ME.
274
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,920
I HEARD ABOUT LAST
NIGHT. GOOD FOR YOU.
275
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,855
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE
TELLS YOU THESE THINGS.
276
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,090
WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU?
277
00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,159
YOU SHOULD KNOW. YOU WERE THERE.
278
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,928
YEAH, WELL, YOU'D BE SURPRISED.
279
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:55,272
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
280
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,367
ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO
ASK YOU YOUR OPINION,
281
00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:59,736
BUT YOU GOT TO SWEAR
TO NOT TELL JAMIE.
282
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,471
I SWEAR.
283
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,773
NOT THE KIND OF SWEAR
WHERE YOU TELL ANYWAY.
284
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,376
I SWEAR.
285
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,444
IF I TELL YOU, YOU AND
I WILL HAVE A SECRET...
286
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,445
SO? FROM JAMIE.
287
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,413
SO? WE'VE NEVER DONE THAT.
288
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,916
YOU BELONG TO HER. YOU'RE
PREDOMINANTLY HER FRIEND.
289
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:14,951
I AM YOUR FRIEND.
290
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,385
FRIEND-IN-LAW.
291
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,887
O.K. WHATEVER.
292
00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,323
WE'RE GOING TO
STEP OVER THAT LINE,
293
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,992
AND YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK.
294
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,260
O.K., DON'T TELL ME. I
WANT TO TELL YOU NOW.
295
00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:26,762
ALL RIGHT, TELL ME.
YOU GOT TO SWEAR.
296
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:27,864
I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T.
297
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:28,865
I'M GIVING YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.
298
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,566
ALL RIGHT, I SWEAR.
299
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,801
HEY, YOU. TELL ME.
300
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:32,825
I DON'T TRUST YOU.
301
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,910
I HAVEN'T HAD THESE IN AGES.
302
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,511
YUM, YUM, YUM,
YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM.
303
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,114
YOU ARE JUST TOO HAPPY TODAY.
304
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,882
I'M NOT HAPPY.
305
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:47,717
SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH YOU.
306
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:48,985
I TOLD YOU.
307
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,220
[SOFTLY] GOOD SEX
ONLY LASTS SO LONG.
308
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,189
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
309
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,991
WHAT ELSE?
310
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,193
IF YOU WANT TO CATCH
A CAB, THAT'S FINE.
311
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,394
I'LL WALK HOME.
312
00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,328
I'LL WAIT.
313
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,863
WHAT ELSE?
314
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,899
SO ARE YOU GOING
TO TELL ME OR NOT?
315
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,334
TELL YOU WHAT?
316
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,169
WHAT ELSE?
317
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,193
UM...
318
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,174
JUST GO. I NEED A
BUNCH OF STUFF.
319
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:13,509
I'M IN NO RUSH.
320
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,644
WHAT ELSE?
321
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:15,800
UM...
322
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,216
THERE'S NO REASON
FOR YOU TO WAIT.
323
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,819
YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME?
324
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:23,853
NO, NO, NO, NO.
325
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,955
WHAT ARE YOU NOT
TELLING ME? NOTHING.
326
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,557
WHAT ELSE?
327
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,626
I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE. YOU
GET WHATEVER YOU NEED.
328
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,228
YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO
STOP IN THE LADIES' ROOM AGAIN,
329
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:38,000
AND, UH... WE'LL
WALK HOME AND TALK.
330
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,736
YOU SURE?
331
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,871
WHAT ELSE?
332
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,073
THE EARLY PREGNANCY TEST.
333
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,863
YEAH, THROW ONE
OF THOSE IN THERE.
334
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,753
I THINK IT CAN BE A
GREAT FILM FOR YOU,
335
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,622
BUT YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
336
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,657
NO, LET ME TELL
YOU WHAT YOU THINK.
337
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,392
O.K.
338
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,829
YOU THINK THIS MIGHT
BE A GOOD FILM FOR US
339
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,332
BECAUSE WE'RE CONSERVATIVE,
WE'RE CORPORATE, WE'RE SAFE,
340
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,000
WE'RE MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD.
341
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,503
WE NEVER PUSH THE
ENVELOPE OR TAKE THE CHANCES
342
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:17,473
AN INDEPENDENT FILMMAKER
LIKE YOU LIKES TO TAKE.
343
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,608
I MADE OVER 70
DOCUMENTARY FILMS.
344
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,710
I NEVER MADE A DIME,
345
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,914
AND I NEVER KNEW WHERE MY
NEXT JOB WAS COMING FROM.
346
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,515
THEN ONE DAY I DROVE
MY COUSIN'S MERCEDES,
347
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:30,085
AND I SAID... "YOU KNOW WHAT?
348
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:35,357
THIS IS A VERY NICE CAR."
349
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:36,359
ALL RIGHT, SIR.
350
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,982
LET ME MAKE YOU A PROPOSITION.
351
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,099
HEY, YOU HOME?
352
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,501
I'M IN HERE!
353
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,103
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
THIS MEETING I JUST HAD.
354
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,838
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS
MEETING I JUST HAD.
355
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,407
JUST A SECOND.
356
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,575
HEY, DOG OF MINE.
357
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,144
YOU, TOO, WILL NOT
BELIEVE THIS MEETING.
358
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,245
GOOD OR BAD?
359
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,515
GOOD, BUT REALLY
WEIRD. YOU GOT TO HEAR IT.
360
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,984
ARE YOU THIRSTY? I'M SO THIRSTY?
361
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,453
LISTEN TO THIS.
SO I GO IN THERE,
362
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,388
I FIGURE IF THEY BUY MY FILM,
363
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,324
I'LL KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
FOR THE NEXT SIX WEEKS.
364
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,525
RIGHT? YEAH.
365
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:13,362
THIS WOMAN, SHE'S, LIKE, THE GENERAL
MANAGER OF THE WHOLE NETWORK.
366
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:17,266
NICE ENOUGH LADY... 55, 60.
367
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,468
SHE LOVES THE FILM.
368
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,071
WHAT WOULD I THINK ABOUT
COMING TO WORK THERE FULL-TIME?
369
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,205
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
370
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,975
I SAID, WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN, FULL-TIME?
371
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:30,012
SHE SAYS, WE REALLY NEED
SOMEONE TO WORK IN-HOUSE FULL-TIME.
372
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,716
I WOULD BE DIRECTING AND
PRODUCING ALL OF THEIR FILMS.
373
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,406
WOW. MM-HMM.
374
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,309
EGYPT MAKES BEER?
375
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,657
I... I DON'T KNOW.
376
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,060
THEY WANT TO DO
10-12 FILMS A MONTH.
377
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,996
THEY'D NEED ME TO COMMIT
FOR AT LEAST THREE YEARS.
378
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,397
THREE YEARS?
379
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,299
I SAID, I'M VERY FLATTERED,
380
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,167
BUT I'VE NEVER DONE THAT.
381
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,270
I WORK FOR MYSELF. I DO
THE PROJECTS I WANT TO DO.
382
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:56,939
I FORGOT, I GOT TO PEE.
383
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,474
HEY, HOW'D YOUR
MEETING GO? IT WAS FINE.
384
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,076
YEAH? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
385
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,077
NOT REALLY? SURE?
386
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,312
MM-HMM. OKAY.
387
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:07,149
SO I TELL HER IT'S NOT
WHAT I WANT RIGHT NOW.
388
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,718
SHE STARTS TELLING ME ABOUT
STATE-OF-THE-ART EDITING FACILITIES,
389
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,054
THEN SHE TALKS ABOUT THE MONEY,
390
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,557
WHICH, IS, LIKE, NO KIDDING
AROUND, REAL MONEY.
391
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,893
PLUS THEY GOT MEDICAL
PLANS AND A PENSION PLAN.
392
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,462
THERE'S SOME PLAN WITH A "K"
THAT PUTS MONEY AWAY FOR YOU.
393
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,330
YOU GOT TO EXPLAIN
THIS ONE TO ME.
394
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:26,235
I DON'T WANT TO WORK
FOR ANYBODY, BUT...
395
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,170
IT'S NOT REALLY SELLING OUT.
396
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,672
IT'S WHAT I DO.
397
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,606
I DON'T KNOW. GO DO
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
398
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,308
YEAH.
399
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,310
PEOPLE WERE REALLY NICE,
400
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,146
BUT DO I REALLY WANT TO
HAVE ALL THESE MEETINGS
401
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,715
WITH GUYS NAMED CHUCK
AND EVERYTHING, AND...
402
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,852
HEY, WHAT IS THIS?
403
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:45,655
IT'S AN EARLY PREGNANCY TEST.
404
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:48,391
I SEE THAT. WHY DO WE
HAVE ONE ALL OPENED UP?
405
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,826
TO SEE IF I'M PREGNANT.
406
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,717
I MAY BE PREGNANT.
407
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,888
HOW COME?
408
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,673
HOW COME? UH, BECAUSE I MAY BE.
409
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,108
BECAUSE I'M LATE.
410
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,944
YOU KNOW ME. I'M NEVER
LATE. I'M LIKE A CLOCK.
411
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,178
YOU'VE BEEN LATE.
412
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,680
WHEN?
413
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,050
LAST SUMMER... REMEMBER? WE
STARTED PICKING OUT BABY NAMES.
414
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,118
THAT WAS, LIKE,
EIGHT HOURS LATE.
415
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,721
SO LET'S NOT JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS HERE.
416
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,823
I'M NOW FOUR DAYS LATE.
417
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,525
SO YOU COME IN EARLY TOMORROW.
418
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,828
I'M NOT KIDDING,
MY FERTILE FRIEND.
419
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,130
YOU MAY BE LOOKING
AT A PREGNANT WOMAN.
420
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,932
WHEN DO WE KNOW?
421
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,823
COUPLE OF MINUTES. I
JUST PUT UP THE EGG TIMER.
422
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:38,407
I STILL SAY THIS WILL
TURN OUT TO BE NOTHING.
423
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:42,745
I DON'T THINK I WANT
IT TO BE NOTHING.
424
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,380
DID I MISS A MEETING?
425
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,817
WE HAVEN'T BEEN EXACTLY
CAREFUL ABOUT THIS LATELY.
426
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,751
WHO HASN'T BEEN CAREFUL?
427
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,654
LAST NIGHT. I
SPECIFICALLY SAID TO YOU,
428
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,221
"I'M NOT USING ANYTHING."
429
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,823
LAST NIGHT? YEAH.
430
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,647
YOU SAID THAT? YEAH.
431
00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,662
WHAT DID I SAY? NOTHING.
432
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,329
RIGHT. SO?
433
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:05,067
SO I ASSUMED YOU
WERE WITH ME ON THIS.
434
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,236
WELL, WHATEVER. BUT IF
YOU'RE FOUR DAYS LATE,
435
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,738
THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN LAST NIGHT.
436
00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:12,842
SO I WASN'T SO CAREFUL A
COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. WHATEVER.
437
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:13,876
WHEN?
438
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,178
WHENEVER. YOU WEREN'T CAREFUL?
439
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,913
I DIDN'T ALWAYS PUT
MY DIAPHRAGM IN. WHAT?
440
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,915
I DIDN'T ALWAYS PUT MY
DIAPHRAGM IN. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
441
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,299
I DIDN'T ALWAYS PUT
MY DIAPHRAGM IN!
442
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,787
ON PURPOSE?
443
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,588
YOU KNOW...
ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE.
444
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:27,990
THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
445
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,925
IT WAS UNCONSCIOUS.
446
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,694
IT WAS UNCONSCIOUS.
O.K., SO HOW DO YOU KNOW?
447
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,829
WHAT'S WITH YOUR SIDEBURNS?
448
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,331
WAIT A SECOND.
449
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,601
YOU KNEW THIS, AND
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?
450
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,535
I'M TELLING YOU NOW.
451
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:45,107
THAT'S SO... THAT'S...
THAT'S SUCH A...
452
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,274
VIOLATION. VIOLATION.
453
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,343
NO, IT'S NOT.
454
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,878
IT'S NOT? THAT'S...
THAT'S JUST...
455
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,415
THAT'S JUST SO WRONG... I
NEED SOMEBODY ELSE HERE.
456
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,417
THIS IS SO...
457
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,520
IT'S JUST WRONG
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
458
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,522
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT. I'M THE DEVIL.
459
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:02,625
MEANWHILE, I WANT TO
MAKE A BABY WITH YOU.
460
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,528
I... WELL, HOW... HOW...
461
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,897
WHEN DID YOU GET TO THIS?
462
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,631
I'M NOT 20 ANYMORE.
463
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,733
I CAN'T KEEP TELLING MY BODY NO
464
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,336
AND EXPECT IT TO HOP
TO WHEN WE SAY SO.
465
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,439
PLUS EVERYONE WE
KNOW IS HAVING A BABY.
466
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:19,141
THERE'S A GOOD REASON.
IT'S NOT THE REASON.
467
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,409
WHAT IS THE REASON?
468
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,313
THE REASON IS I WANT TO.
469
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,648
DO YOU KNOW HOW
BEAUTIFUL OUR BABY WOULD BE?
470
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,817
IT WOULD BE A BEAUTIFUL BABY.
471
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,987
DO YOU KNOW HOW LOVED
OUR BABY WOULD BE?
472
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,355
IT WOULD BE VERY LOVED. SO?
473
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,923
I'M NOT AGAINST HAVING A BABY.
474
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:40,428
I'M JUST NOT CAUGHT
UP TO YOU YET. RELAX.
475
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,998
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHY
WHAT YOU DID WAS SO WRONG?
476
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,767
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
477
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,270
THAT'S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH
SOMEBODY WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING.
478
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,771
THAT IS SICK.
479
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,773
THAT IS SICK.
480
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,342
THAT'S A BAD
EXAMPLE, MAYBE, BUT...
481
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,609
DID IT JUST BING?
482
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,111
NO.
483
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,445
DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE AUGIE?
484
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,248
WHO'S AUGIE?
485
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,416
WHAT'S-HER-NAME'S HUSBAND.
HE'S, LIKE, 65... HE'S NOT 65.
486
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,818
WHATEVER. DO YOU WANT
TO WAIT THAT LONG? NO, NO.
487
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:06,021
SO? SO?
488
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,622
EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T
THINK YOU'RE READY,
489
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,258
MAYBE THIS IS SOMEBODY
ELSE'S WAY OF SAYING,
490
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,548
"YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU
GUYS? YOU'RE READY."
491
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,367
THIS JOB IS EXACTLY
THE KIND OF JOB
492
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,802
A GROWN-UP GUY
WITH KIDS WOULD HAVE.
493
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,026
WELL?
494
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,309
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
WE GET A CRADLE?
495
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,278
YEAH.
496
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,313
DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND TO GET?
497
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,681
YEAH.
498
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,951
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT JUST...
499
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,653
IT WOULD CHANGE EVERYTHING
BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
500
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,488
EVERYBODY ALWAYS SAYS THAT...
501
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,524
THAT YOU LOSE THE THING
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
502
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,858
BUT WHO CARES? WHO CARES?
503
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,226
I'M READY.
504
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,295
WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT.
505
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,551
[DING]
506
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,950
YOU SURE THIS IS ACCURATE?
507
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,785
IT'S ACCURATE.
508
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,187
YOU HAPPY?
509
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,310
NO.
510
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,526
NO?
511
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,594
I THOUGHT I'D BE RELIEVED.
512
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,897
I'M... I FEEL, LIKE, SAD NOW.
513
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,566
YOU'RE SAD?
514
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,100
I FEEL A LITTLE SAD.
515
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,735
YOU'RE A LITTLE SAD.
516
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:27,869
I'M PLENTY SAD.
517
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,572
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE SAD.
518
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,907
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
519
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,442
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
520
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,778
SHOULD WE START TRYING?
521
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:36,779
NOW?
522
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,513
FROM NOW ON?
523
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,416
MAYBE.
524
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,418
REALLY? YEAH.
525
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,153
ARE YOU SURE? NO, I'M NOT SURE.
526
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,722
BUT WE'RE GOING TO
START TRYING? YEAH.
527
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,790
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
528
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,091
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
529
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:49,992
ALL RIGHT.
530
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,093
HAH.
531
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,984
EXCUSE ME. WHAT?
532
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,533
I'M THROWING THIS OUT. O.K.
533
00:20:58,557 --> 00:20:59,602
I WILL. DO IT.
534
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,986
DON'T THINK I WON'T. I DON'T.
535
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,961
[CHUCKLES]
536
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,315
YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW
BEAUTIFUL THIS BABY WOULD BE?
537
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,871
COME HERE.
538
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,005
WHAT?
539
00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:39,163
I JUST THINK I HANDLED THIS
WHOLE THING REALLY GREAT.
540
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,786
BEFORE THE B-A-B-Y COMES,
541
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,923
WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE
A NICE LONG T-A-L-K
542
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,414
WITH THE D-O-G.
543
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,852
HE KNOWS.
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