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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,794 --> 00:00:03,044 (June) EVER SINCE I MOVED 2 00:00:01,794 --> 00:00:03,044 TO NEW YORK, 3 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:05,046 I'VE MADE AN EFFORT 4 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:05,046 TO BE FRIENDLY... 5 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:08,049 HELLO, SIR. (chuckles) 6 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:08,049 OH. 7 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,259 IT'S LIKE WE'RE DANCING. 8 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:10,928 MOVE OR I'LL KICK YOU 9 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:10,928 IN THE CLAM! 10 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:14,431 BUT LATELY IT'S FEELING 11 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:14,431 A LITTLE ONE-SIDED. 12 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,308 NEW YORKERS ALWAYS SEEM 13 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,308 TO BE IN A RUSH. 14 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,268 THEY NEVER EVEN STOP 15 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,268 TO GET TO KNOW THEIR NEIGHBORS. 16 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,104 OH, HI, I'M JUNE. 17 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,104 I DON'T THINK THAT WE'VE MET-- 18 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,063 AAH! 19 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,106 GAH! 20 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,400 HAVE A GOOD DAY! 21 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:32,366 PERFECT. A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE 22 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:32,366 FOR MY INDIANA CHARM. 23 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:34,743 BUILDING, MEET JUNE. 24 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,792 OH. COOKIES. FUN. 25 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:44,127 IS IT A COWORKER'S BIRTHDAY? 26 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:44,127 (blows raspberry) 27 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,088 I'M BRINGING THEM 28 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,088 TO THE TENANTS MEETING. 29 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,590 I WANT TO MEET OUR NEIGHBORS. 30 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,133 BACK IN INDIANA, 31 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,133 I WAS THE BEST NEIGHBOR. 32 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:54,513 I USED TO FEED PEOPLE'S CATS, 33 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:54,513 AND WATER PLANTS, AND GET MAIL. 34 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,806 OH, SO YOU WERE MY GRANDMA. 35 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,975 TURN DOWN THE JUDGMENT, 36 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,975 JUDGE JUNEY. 37 00:00:58,017 --> 00:01:00,394 I AM ALSO GOING 38 00:00:58,017 --> 00:01:00,394 TO THE TENANTS MEETING. 39 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,103 REALLY? 40 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,103 YEAH. 41 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,103 I SAW A NEW FAMILY MOVED IN 42 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,106 AND I WANT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 43 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,106 I KNOW HOW TO BE NICE. 44 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,149 HMM. 45 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,943 (gasps) 46 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:11,822 OH. I GUESS IT'S ALWAYS 47 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:11,822 GONNA BE FLOUR WITH YOU. 48 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:17,160 SO THE STOOP HANDRAILS 49 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:17,160 WILL BE PAINTED ON TUESDAY. 50 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,747 A REMINDER-- 51 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,747 WE DO ENCOURAGE DOORMATS. 52 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,582 AND THE BUILDING TRIP TO ATLANTA 53 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,582 HAS BEEN CANCELED 54 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,125 DUE TO LACK OF FUNDS, 55 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,125 NOT LACK OF INTEREST. 56 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,586 NO! 57 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,422 OKAY, NEXT ORDER 58 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:31,550 OF THE TENANTS ASSOCIATION 59 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:31,550 BUSINESS 60 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:35,136 IS TO WELCOME OUR NEW TENANTS, 61 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:35,136 THE PIZZOLI FAMILY. 62 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,179 (quiet chatter, applause) 63 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,139 (woman) HI. 64 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,601 CHLOE? UH, YOU DON'T... 65 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,645 COME TO THESE THINGS. 66 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,645 WHAT--WH--WH-WHAT'S GOING ON? 67 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:46,147 HI! MY NAME IS JUNE, 68 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:46,147 AND I'M NEW HERE. 69 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,148 I'M SO EXCITED. 70 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,026 WHERE'S THE NEW FAMILY? 71 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,193 (clears throat) 72 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,447 HI THERE. I'M CHLOE. 73 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,447 I LIVE IN APARTMENT 23. 74 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,824 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 16? 17? 75 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:56,992 17 1/2. 76 00:01:57,034 --> 00:02:00,161 OKAY, WELL, UM, 77 00:01:57,034 --> 00:02:00,161 ACCORDING TO MEGAN'S LAW, 78 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,163 I'M REQUIRED TO TELL 79 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,163 ALL FAMILIES WITH A MINOR 80 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,165 THAT I LIVE 81 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,165 WITHIN A 500-FOOT RADIUS 82 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,167 AND I'M A REGISTERED 83 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,167 SEX OFFENDER. 84 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,253 (gasps) 85 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,253 (man) WHAT? 86 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,254 (tenants murmuring) 87 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,881 'SUP? 88 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:14,175 I'M TONY P., BUT MY FRIENDS 89 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:14,175 CALL ME NUT-NUT. 90 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,886 ANTHONY, NO! 91 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:22,183 (woman) ♪ I'M NOT PERFECT, 92 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:22,183 I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 93 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,602 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 94 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,270 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 95 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,270 (buzzer) 96 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,189 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 97 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:29,566 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 98 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,192 I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, 99 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,194 YES, I HAD SEX 100 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,194 WITH AN UNDERAGE BOY. 101 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:34,195 UGH. 102 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,073 I WAS 18. 103 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:37,198 HE WAS 17. 104 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,200 IT WAS SWEET. 105 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,200 WE HELD HANDS AND PASSED NOTES, 106 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,245 THEN WE HAD SEX IN THE BACK 107 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,245 OF HIS DAD'S DELIVERY TRUCK. 108 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,831 ANYWAY, HIS PARENTS HATED ME, 109 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,457 SO THEY PROSECUTED 110 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,457 TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW. 111 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,084 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 112 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,209 NO BIG DEAL? 113 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,045 WHAT ABOUT ANTHONY PIZZOLI? 114 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:51,130 WHO? 115 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,381 NUT-NUT! 116 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,381 THE 17-YEAR-OLD DOWN THE HALL! 117 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,925 I'M NOT INTO YOUNGER GUYS. 118 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:58,137 CURFEWS, BODY SPRAYS, 119 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:58,137 DOODLES OF FIGHTER JETS... 120 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:01,222 (sighs) NOW THE NEIGHBORS HATE 121 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:01,222 US. THE NEIGHBORS HATE US NOW. 122 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,432 YOU KNOW WHO I HATE? 123 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,894 SINGLE MOMS. THEY MAKE 124 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,894 SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. 125 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,109 CHLOE WAS 2 1/2 MONTHS OLDER 126 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,109 THAN THAT BOY. 127 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:16,237 SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN 128 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:16,237 THAT IT WAS INAPPROPRIATE. 129 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,866 YOU'RE ACTING VERY WEIRD. 130 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,866 ARE YOU DRUNK? 131 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,075 ON FREEDOM! 132 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,284 JENNIFER AND I BROKE UP! 133 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,244 SHE FINALLY DUMPED ME! 134 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,538 OH, I'M SORRY. 135 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,082 DON'T BE. I FEEL GREAT. 136 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,082 I'M FREE OF ALL THE RULES. 137 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:29,543 NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT 138 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:29,543 ABOUT ME? 139 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,921 I GREW IN MY BURNS. 140 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,921 JENNIFER HATED HAIR. 141 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:36,257 SHE ALSO BANNED REGGAE MUSIC, 142 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:36,257 FANTASY FOOTBALL, AND TANK TOPS, 143 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:39,260 BUT NO MORE! 144 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:40,303 (chuckles) 145 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,847 HELLO, SHOULDERS. 146 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,307 IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE 147 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,307 YOU'VE BEEN OUT IN THE WORLD. 148 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,976 WE HAVE 149 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,976 A HALF-BLACK PRESIDENT NOW. 150 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:50,313 I THINK HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB 151 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:50,313 DESPITE A VERY HOSTILE CONGRESS. 152 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,273 (laughs) YOU'RE FUN. 153 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,984 JENNIFER WAS NOT FUN. 154 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:55,569 OH, YOU'RE INVITED 155 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:55,569 TO THE BRUNCH I'M THROWING. 156 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,279 BRUNCH? THAT'S 157 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,279 YOUR FIRST SINGLE GUY MOVE? 158 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,157 NOT STRIPPERS OR GOLF? 159 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,993 JENNIFER ALWAYS MADE ME SPEND 160 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,993 SUNDAYS HIKING WITH HER CATS. 161 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,286 BUT THIS SUNDAY, 162 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,286 THERE ARE NO RULES! 163 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,288 YOU CAN HAVE A MIMOSA 164 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,288 OR A COFFEE, 165 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,583 WATCH THE GAME 166 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,583 OR READ THE PAPER. 167 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,919 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HAVE TO 168 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,919 PUT SUNSCREEN ON A CAT, 169 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,046 IT'S ALL GOOD. 170 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:18,299 (Chloe giggling) 171 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,969 (man moans) 172 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,137 I'M GOING TO BED. 173 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,305 CAN YOU AT LEAST HOLD OFF 174 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,305 ON THE SEX NOISES 175 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,557 UNTIL I GET MY EARPLUGS IN? 176 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,308 OH, YOU CAN'T GO IN YOUR ROOM. 177 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,310 NO, IT'S ALL GOOD. 178 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,310 WE'RE DONE. 179 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,312 WHAT? IN MY ROOM? 180 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,314 GOOD NIGHT OUT. 181 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,358 OH, F.Y.I.--I WORE YOUR 182 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,358 PAJAMA PANTS FOR A WHILE. 183 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,902 (pounding on door) 184 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,779 (woman) JONATHAN, IT'S YOUR 185 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,779 GIRLFRIEND! REMEMBER ME? 186 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,198 I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE 187 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,198 WITH THAT WHORE! 188 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,490 WHO'S JONATHAN? 189 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:43,951 UM, ME. 190 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:47,328 OH, WELL, I'M REALLY BAD WITH 191 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:47,328 NAMES, SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 192 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,039 CHLOE, THIS GUY HAS 193 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,039 A GIRLFRIEND. 194 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:52,167 SO? SOMEONE TOLD ME HE'S ONLY 195 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:52,167 WITH HER BECAUSE SHE'S BIPOLAR. 196 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,501 YEAH, I TOLD YOU THAT. 197 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,836 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 198 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,836 I'LL FIX IT. 199 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:58,215 I'M JUST GONNA FLASH 200 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:58,215 SOME BEEK. 201 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,217 HI. 202 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:01,635 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 203 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,428 BYE. 204 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,846 (man) GOD KNOWS 205 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,846 WHAT GOES ON IN THERE. 206 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,599 (woman) LOOK AT THOSE TWO SLUTS. 207 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,599 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEM. 208 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,810 OF COURSE MISS MEGAN'S LAW 209 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,810 AND HER ROOMMATE ARE WHORES. 210 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,395 IT'S LIKE A DUTCH BROTHEL 211 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,395 IN THERE. 212 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,396 I'M GOING IN. 213 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,856 ANTHONY, NO! 214 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:19,236 OUR NEIGHBORS HATE ME 215 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:19,236 BECAUSE OF YOU! 216 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:21,362 I AM A SLUT BY ASSOCIATION. 217 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,865 ARE YOU EVEN AWARE 218 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,865 OF YOUR BEHAVIOR? 219 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:28,662 I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER IN YOUR 220 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:28,662 LIFE DATED AN APPROPRIATE GUY? 221 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,874 ♪♪♪ 222 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,562 LOOK, I CAN'T HELP IT. 223 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:57,065 I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DRAWN 224 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:57,065 TO INAPPROPRIATE MEN. 225 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,651 IT'S SO FUN THOUGH. 226 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,651 I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. 227 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,029 OH, REALLY? YOU THINK SO? 228 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,825 COME ON WITH ME. 229 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,910 WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 230 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:12,413 I'M GIVING YOU MY HAND, 231 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:12,413 GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE-STYLE. 232 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,665 NOW COME ON. 233 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,665 JUST TAKE IT. 234 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,293 IT'S OKAY. 235 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,293 I'LL JUST FOLLOW YOU. 236 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:19,420 FINE. JUST FOLLOW ME. 237 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,631 (woman singing indistinctly) 238 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,425 WHERE ARE WE? 239 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,425 I CAN BARELY SEE. 240 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,428 A COUGAR BAR 241 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,428 CALLED SADDLEBAGS. 242 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,056 ARE THOSE... 243 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,891 YES, THEY ARE. 244 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,434 (woman) I CAN NO LONGER 245 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,434 GET PREGNANT. 246 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,020 I CAN NO LONGER 247 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,020 GET PREGNANT. 248 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,437 (woman) MY C-SECTION SCARS 249 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,437 HAVE FADED COMPLETELY. 250 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:40,025 (woman) I'VE HAD MY I.U.D. IN 251 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:40,025 FOR 34 YEARS. 252 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:44,071 (woman) I WAS AN ALTERNATE 253 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:44,071 ON THE 1976 U.S. SWIM TEAM. 254 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,448 (slurps loudly) 255 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:50,451 SEE HOW WELL 256 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:50,451 I SUCKED THAT DOWN? 257 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,452 UGH. 258 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:52,662 TAKE A GOOD, HARD LOOK, 259 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,331 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T CHANGE 260 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,331 YOUR WAYS... 261 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:58,459 HEY! YOU GOT CHANGE 262 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:58,459 FOR THE CONDOM MACHINE? 263 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,461 THIS WILL BE YOUR FUTURE. 264 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:01,462 (Chloe) NO. NO. 265 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,048 THESE WOMEN ARE 266 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,048 NOTHING LIKE ME. 267 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,466 I'M YOUNG AND HOT 268 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,466 AND AMAZING. 269 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,302 OH, YOU DON'T THINK 270 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,302 THEY WERE ONCE, TOO? 271 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,469 TWO WORDS-- 272 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,513 JANICE DICKINSON. 273 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,891 (woman) CHANGE 274 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,891 FOR THE CONDOM MACHINE? 275 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,768 NO! 276 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,768 (women all speaking at once) 277 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,145 I DON'T WANT THIS 278 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,145 TO BE MY FUTURE, JUNE! 279 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,521 PLEASE HELP ME! 280 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,481 ABSOLUTELY. 281 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,567 (woman) CHANGE! 282 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,278 (women shriek) 283 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,528 (woman) CLOSE THAT DOOR! 284 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,322 THEY DON'T LIKE THE DAYLIGHT 285 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,322 BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE 286 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,158 HOW THEIR LIP LINER BLEEDS 287 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,158 INTO THEIR MOUTH WRINKLES. 288 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,451 AAH! 289 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:39,500 YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE 290 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:39,500 THE FARMER'S MARKET. 291 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:40,501 IT'S WHERE I LEARNED 292 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:40,501 WHAT KALE WAS. 293 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,171 OH, IT SEEMS LIKE 294 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,171 SO LONG AGO. 295 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,672 DAY DRINKS. 296 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,508 I JUST DOWNLOADED AN APP 297 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,508 THAT TRACKS BAR PATIOS 298 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,094 ACCORDING TO THE ANGLE 299 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,094 OF THE SUN, 300 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,555 SO WE'VE GOT ABOUT 45 MINUTES 301 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,555 BEFORE SHADE HITS WHITE HORSE. 302 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,808 CAN'T. JUNE IS 303 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,808 TAKING ME TO A FARM 304 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,768 TO MEET NICE GUYS. 305 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,728 I HAVE TO TWEET THIS PLOW JOKE 306 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,728 I JUST THOUGHT OF 307 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,439 AND THEN I'M READY. 308 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:01,731 WAIT. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 309 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,524 CHLOE IS GOING TO MEET 310 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,524 AN APPROPRIATE GUY 311 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,110 AND SETTLE DOWN, 312 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,945 AND SHE'S GONNA START GOING 313 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,945 TO SLEEP WHEN IT'S DARK OUTSIDE 314 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,780 AND PAYING HER BILLS ON TIME, 315 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,366 AND MY MAILBOX 316 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,366 WILL NO LONGER READ 317 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,535 "JUNE COLBURNINGSENSATION." 318 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,537 MY LAST NAME IS COLBURN. 319 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,539 CHLOE WITH AN APPROPRIATE GUY? 320 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,001 HA! 321 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,001 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 322 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,461 LISTEN, YOU CAN LEAD 323 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,461 A HORSE TO WATER, 324 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,254 BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HER DATE 325 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,254 SOME CLEAN-CUT DOCTOR 326 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,173 FROM CONNECTICUT 327 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,173 WHO PLAYS TENNIS AND HAS-- 328 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,549 STOP. 329 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,549 YOU'RE MAKING JUNE CLIMAX. 330 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:31,386 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG 331 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:31,386 WITH A NICE GUY 332 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,555 WITH WHITE SHORTS 333 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,555 AND HAIR LIKE A KEN DOLL. 334 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:35,556 TELL ME THIS 335 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:35,556 ISN'T HAPPENING. 336 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,933 YOU'RE GREAT 337 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,933 THE WAY YOU ARE. 338 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,269 YOU'RE THE BEST WINGMAN 339 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,269 I'VE EVER HAD. 340 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,562 JAMES, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 341 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,562 THIS IS ABOUT ME, 342 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,273 LIKE EVERYTHING. 343 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,193 HMM. 344 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,193 WELL, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 345 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,569 YOU KNOW SHE'S THE ONE WHO WROTE 346 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,569 THAT ON YOUR MAILBOX, RIGHT? 347 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,280 (door closes) 348 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,283 (elevator bell dings) 349 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:54,368 (man) WHOO-HOO! 350 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,287 THIS IS A COINCIDENCE. 351 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,287 I'M NOT WITH THEM. 352 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,374 ARE THOSE MAI TAIS 353 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,374 AND TIKI TORCHES? 354 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,834 OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE 355 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,834 HAVING A LUAU ON THE ROOF, 356 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,294 AND WE WEREN'T INVITED. 357 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,046 WHAT ARE YOU, 358 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,046 A SLUT AND A DETECTIVE? 359 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,589 HEY, GET A LOAD 360 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,589 OF THE SLUT DETECTIVE. 361 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,008 (laughter) 362 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,177 YOU LIKE PROSCIUTTO 363 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,177 E MOZZARELLA? 364 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,428 ANTHONY, NO! 365 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,513 (quietly) 366 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,513 GOD! 367 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,056 THAT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE. 368 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:19,017 WE WILL BE COMING TO YOUR NEXT 369 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:19,017 PARTY BECAUSE I AM FIXING HER. 370 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,602 WE WILL GO 371 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,602 CHRISTMAS CAROLING TOGETHER. 372 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,980 ♪ HARK! HOW THE BELLS, 373 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,980 SWEET SILVER BELLS ♪ 374 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,606 ♪ ALL SEEM TO SAY, THROW-- ♪ 375 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,567 (indistinct conversations) 376 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,071 (woman) AND TWO MORE! 377 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,823 THAT HAT RIGHT THERE MEANS 378 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,823 HE BELONGS TO A YACHT CLUB. 379 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,535 OR HE'S BALD 380 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,535 AND UNDERSTANDS eBay. 381 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,080 SORRY. I'M TRYING. 382 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,080 IT'S JUST SO SOUL-SUCKING. 383 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,542 COME ON. JUST SMILE. 384 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,542 HOW ABOUT THIS PEAR GUY? 385 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,627 LET'S LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAS 386 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,627 TO SAY. HE MIGHT SURPRISE YOU. 387 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:47,921 OKAY. 388 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,631 THESE WERE DRIVEN IN 389 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,631 FROM VIRGINIA THIS MORNING. 390 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,133 RIPENED ON THE TREE, 391 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,133 OF COURSE. 392 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,469 WE SPECIALIZE IN ASIAN PEARS. 393 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,636 THIS IS A SHINSUI... 394 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,431 I HAVE 395 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,431 AN UNIMPRESSIVE PENIS. 396 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,266 WE'LL HAVE SEX ONCE A WEEK 397 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,266 IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION 398 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,435 AND THEN SPOON 399 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,435 UNTIL I HAVE TO PEE. 400 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,644 AND THIS IS A DAISU LI-- 401 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:04,645 CRISP, SLIGHTLY TART, 402 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,523 WITH A NUTTY FINISH. 403 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:07,648 OKAY. (giggles) 404 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,650 CHL-CHLOE! 405 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:10,902 CHLOE! 406 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,905 NOT HIM! HE SELLS GLOW STICKS 407 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,905 FROM HIS BIKE! 408 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,656 AT LEAST PUT ON A HELMET! 409 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,909 HE WILL! 410 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,909 (bicycle bell dings) 411 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,832 (door bells jingle) 412 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,961 OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 413 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,172 WHAT IS THAT? 414 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,172 IS THAT YOUR VITAMIN? 415 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:34,092 MNH. VITAMIN C 416 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:34,092 FOR "CARELESS." 417 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,553 LOOK, I KNOW 418 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,553 I SCREWED UP YESTERDAY, 419 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:39,680 BUT I WANT TO START OVER. 420 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,266 OKAY. 421 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,602 BUT WE HAVE TO START 422 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,602 ALL THE WAY AT SQUARE ONE. 423 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:48,689 FIRST, YOU NEED TO LEARN 424 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:48,689 WHAT AN APPROPRIATE GUY IS. 425 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,358 OKAY, HE IS SINGLE, 426 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,401 HE HAS A JOB, 427 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,488 HE IS EMOTIONALLY 428 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,488 AND PHYSICALLY AVAILABLE-- 429 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,115 HE HAS ALL HIS LIMBS. 430 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,115 NO, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO 431 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,115 HAVE ALL OF HIS LIMBS. 432 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,700 OH. 433 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,700 JUST AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T BLAME 434 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,700 THE WORLD FOR LOSING THEM. 435 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,579 OH, YOU GUYS TALKING 436 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,579 ABOUT LIMBS? 437 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,165 JUST WORKING ON GETTING MINE 438 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,165 IN TIP-TOP SHAPE. 439 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,084 YEAH, JENNIFER HATED MUSCLES 440 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,084 ON A MAN. 441 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,545 SHE SAID THEY MADE ME 442 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,545 LOOK LIKE ANGELA BASSETT. 443 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,631 AH, CHLOE. YOUR STUPID 444 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,631 EXPERIMENT DONE YET? 445 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,382 'CAUSE I NEED YOU 446 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,382 TO GO TO A PARTY WITH ME. 447 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,718 I TRIED LUTHER AS MY WINGMAN 448 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,718 LAST NIGHT. DID NOT WORK. 449 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,719 (dance music playing) 450 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,722 THOSE EARRINGS ARE TERRIBLE. 451 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,141 (slurps) 452 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,226 DON'T LOOK AT ME. 453 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,226 I DIDN'T MAKE 'EM. 454 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,728 I'M SORRY. 455 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,728 SHE CAN'T GO OUT TONIGHT. 456 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,896 SHE AND I ARE 457 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,896 GONNA SIT AT HOME 458 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,441 AND SET UP 459 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,441 HER ONLINE DATING PROFILE. 460 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,151 WE ARE? 461 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,570 WOW. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY 462 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,570 PRODUCTIVE USE OF YOUR TIME. 463 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,530 (blows raspberry) 464 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,656 (laughs) 465 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:38,990 THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 466 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,617 (keys clicking) 467 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,743 DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOTOS 468 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,745 WHERE YOU'RE NOT CUPPING 469 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,745 YOUR BREASTS? 470 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,373 EW. NO. WHY? 471 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,790 I'LL GO GET MY CAMERA. 472 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,708 (knock on door) 473 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,753 HEY. 474 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,753 I NEED TO BORROW A MIXER. 475 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,214 I'M MAKING BISCUITS 476 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,214 FOR MY BRUNCH. 477 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,633 BORROW? YOU CAN JUST HAVE IT. 478 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,633 IT'S JUNE'S ANYWAY, 479 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,259 SO I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. 480 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,969 (computer chimes) 481 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,969 THANKS. 482 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,681 OH. I THINK SOMEONE 483 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,681 JUST WINKED AT ME. 484 00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,015 CAN YOU BLAME 'EM? 485 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,436 HUH. I THOUGHT 486 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,436 WE WERE OUT OF WHISKEY. 487 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,813 ANGELA BASSETT PLAYED 488 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,813 TINA TURNER IN THE MOVIE. 489 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,483 THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. 490 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,486 WANT ME TO FIGHT ANGELA ME? 491 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,486 'CAUSE I WILL. 492 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,780 MARK, I'VE NEVER SEEN 493 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,780 THIS SIDE OF YOU BEFORE. 494 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,075 YOU'VE NEVER SEEN 495 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,075 A LOT OF THINGS. 496 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,788 (gasps) 497 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,667 HOLY CRAP. 498 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:31,792 JUNE! 499 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,629 WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? 500 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,838 MY WINDOW GOT STUCK, 501 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,798 AND SINCE EVERYONE 502 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,798 IN THE BUILDING HATES US, 503 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,176 THE LANDLORD REFUSES 504 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,176 TO FIX IT. 505 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,220 I LIKE TO KEEP CRACKERS 506 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,220 NEXT TO MY BED 507 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,804 JUST IN CASE I WAKE UP QUEASY. 508 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,806 WHO CARES? GUESS WHAT. 509 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,808 I FINALLY LIKE 510 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,808 AN APPROPRIATE GUY. 511 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,810 MARK! 512 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,810 I'M TOTALLY ATTRACTED TO MARK. 513 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,812 WAIT. MARK? MY MARK? 514 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,814 BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIS NAME 515 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,814 YESTERDAY. 516 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,816 I KNOW. BUT I JUST HAD 517 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,816 A SEX DREAM ABOUT HIM. 518 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,652 SEX DREAMS NEVER LIE. 519 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,863 WELL, I MEAN, I-I GUESS-- 520 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,863 I GUESS THAT COULD WORK. 521 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,532 I MEAN, HE MEETS 522 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,532 ALL THE CRITERIA. 523 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,701 HE'S CUTE, HE'S KIND, 524 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,701 HE HAS A JOB. 525 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:07,287 I KNOW. DON'T EAT THAT. 526 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:07,287 PIGEONS WALKED ON THAT. 527 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,830 HE'S GREAT, RIGHT? 528 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,830 YOU DID IT. 529 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,831 NO, WE DID IT. 530 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,292 WE DID IT. YAY! 531 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,292 YAY! 532 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,835 WELL, I'M GONNA GO TAKE HIM 533 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,835 DOWN TO POUND TOWN. AH! 534 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,755 NO! BABY STEPS. 535 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,755 (hums) 536 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:17,838 NO! 537 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,344 OKAY, SO WE HAVE 538 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,344 TO TREAD CAREFULLY 539 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,846 BECAUSE MARK'S MY BOSS 540 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,846 AND YOU'RE MY ROOMMATE, 541 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,098 AND THINGS COULD GET 542 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,098 A LITTLE MESSY. 543 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,058 RIGHT. BUT JUST FOR YOU, 544 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,058 SO IT'S OKAY. 545 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,353 OKAY, CHLOE, 546 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,353 ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. 547 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,897 LUTHER IS NOT WORKING OUT 548 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,897 AS MY WINGMAN. 549 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,775 ♪♪♪ 550 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,901 HEY, GIRL. 551 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,028 YOU LIKE MY FRIEND 552 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,028 OVER THERE? 553 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,863 JAMES VAN DER BEEK. 554 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,866 (singsongy) 555 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,866 HE LIKES YOU, TOO. 556 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,494 (normal voice) BUT I DON'T. 557 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,580 HE IS A GUEST JUDGE ON 558 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,580 "PROJECT RUNWAY" IN THE MORNING. 559 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,874 HE NEEDS HIS BEAUTY SLEEP OR HIS 560 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,874 FACE WILL BE BIG AS A PLATE. 561 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:59,798 SO GET YOUR PURSE 562 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:59,798 AND CLICK-CLACK ON OUT OF HERE. 563 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:01,882 CLICK-CLACK. CLICK-CLACK. 564 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,884 (slurps) 565 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,094 (mouths words) 566 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,888 (mouths words) 567 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,725 SORRY, JAMES, 568 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,725 CHLOE HAS CHANGED. 569 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:14,145 SHE FINALLY LIKES 570 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:14,145 AN APPROPRIATE GUY. 571 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,939 MARK, THE GUY WITH THE BIG HAIR 572 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,939 FROM JUNE'S WORK. 573 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,817 NO WAY. 574 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,817 I DON'T BUY IT. 575 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,485 IF SHE LIKES HIM, THERE'S GOTTA 576 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,485 BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM. 577 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,944 WE JUST DON'T KNOW 578 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,944 WHAT IT IS YET. 579 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,904 SHE ONLY LIKES 580 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,904 INAPPROPRIATE GUYS. 581 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,323 NOT ANYMORE. 582 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,907 AND WE'RE GOING 583 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,907 TO SEE MARK NOW 584 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,618 AND CHLOE IS GOING 585 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,618 TO INTERACT WITH HIM 586 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,829 IN A POLITE 587 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,829 AND NONSEXUAL MANNER. 588 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,455 WHATEVER THAT MEANS! 589 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:35,958 (door bells jingle) 590 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,794 HI THERE. 591 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:38,919 YOU MUST BE MARK. 592 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,547 I'M CHLOE. NICE TO MEET YOU. 593 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,549 (muffled) YEAH, WE'VE MET, 594 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,549 LIKE, 30 TIMES. 595 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,299 (giggles) 596 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,385 YES. (laughs loudly) 597 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,304 SO, MARK, 598 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,304 YOU SECRETLY MARRIED? KIDS? 599 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,930 YOU EVER KILL A MAN 600 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,930 OUTSIDE OF COMBAT? 601 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,932 JAMES, NOT NOW. 602 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,932 I'M IN A CRISIS, OKAY? 603 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,853 MY FRIEND MARTIN AND HIS WIFE 604 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,853 JUST CANCELED ON ME FOR BRUNCH. 605 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,187 NOW I'M DOWN TO FOUR PEOPLE. 606 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,605 I MEAN, THAT'S NOT BRUNCH. 607 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,939 THAT'S BARELY 608 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,939 A CASUAL BREAKFAST. 609 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,734 IT'S A WASTE 610 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,734 OF EVERYONE'S TIME. 611 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,943 OOH! MARK, CHLOE CAN COME. 612 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,445 YEAH, I'LL COME, TOO. 613 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,947 I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING 614 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,947 YOUR GAY LOVER WHOSE NAME IS... 615 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,825 ALL RIGHT. 616 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,825 UH, BACK UP TO SIX! 617 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,952 (laughs) CAN'T KEEP BRUNCH 618 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,952 DOWN FOR LONG. BRUNCH! 619 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,622 (June and Chloe laugh) 620 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,707 (whispers) CHLOE. 621 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:16,957 (normal voice) CHLOE, 622 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:16,957 THIS IS PERFECT. 623 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,754 YOU CAN TELL MARK YOU LIKE HIM 624 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,754 AT A DAYTIME CHAPERONED MEAL. 625 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:24,215 OH, GOD. THIS IS SUCH HARD WORK. 626 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:24,215 WHEN DOES THE FUN START? 627 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,967 WHEN YOU GET A RING 628 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,967 ON YOUR FINGER, MISS THING. 629 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,928 WHAT? 630 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,928 I SWUNG TOO FAR. 631 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,642 WELCOME, BRUNCHERS. 632 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:38,646 COME ON IN. OKAY, WE GOT KYLE 633 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:38,646 AT THE JUICE STATION, 634 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,981 THAT'S TIM WATCHING FOOTBALL 635 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,981 ON MUTE 636 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,859 WHILE HE'S LISTENING TO JAZZ. 637 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,236 THE AUDIO DOESN'T EVEN MATCH 638 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,236 THE VISUAL AND IT'S OKAY. 639 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,822 IT'S BRUNCH! (chuckles) 640 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,990 HEY. WE'RE NOT LATE, ARE WE? 641 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,033 "WE"? 642 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,076 YEAH, I JUST WENT 643 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,454 AND PICKED UP ANTHONY 644 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,454 FROM KARATE CLASS. 645 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,580 OH, OKAY. 646 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,998 IT'S, UH, SUPPOSED TO BE 647 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,998 BRUNCH FOR JUST SIX, 648 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,293 BUT SURE. WHATEVER. 649 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,293 YOU'RE FAMOUS. 650 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,629 CHLOE, YOU REMEMBER ANTHONY, 651 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,629 RIGHT? 652 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,882 LOOK AT HIM ALL SWEATY 653 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,882 IN HIS KARATE GI. 654 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,842 SMOOTH AND HAIRLESS. 655 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,886 (slurps) 656 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:14,181 AH! YOU KNOW, I FINISHED EVERY 657 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:14,181 WII GAME I'VE EVER STARTED. 658 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,351 YELLOW BELT, HUH? WEAK. 659 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,522 (Mark and Chloe laugh) 660 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,942 SO I REALIZED THE OLD WOMAN 661 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,942 I'D BEEN PARTYING WITH ALL NIGHT 662 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,025 WAS REALLY PAUL McCARTNEY. 663 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,027 (laughs) SO DID YOU TELL HIM 664 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,404 THE GREEN BEANS HAD BEEN 665 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,404 IN YOUR PURSE? 666 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,323 OF COURSE NOT. 667 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,323 MY SKIRT WAS ALREADY RIPPED. 668 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,032 YOU KNOW, 669 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,032 ANTHONY LIKES THE BEATLES. 670 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,243 HE CAN SING 671 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,243 "NORWEGIAN WOOD." 672 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,203 HOW COME EVERYONE ELSE 673 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,203 HAS REAL SILVERWARE? 674 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,624 'CAUSE I HAD 675 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,624 PLACE SETTINGS... 676 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,459 FOR SIX... 677 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,837 ANTHONY. 678 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,839 (whispering) TIME TO LET HIM 679 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,839 KNOW THAT YOU'RE INTERESTED. 680 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,298 TELL HIM YOU WANT 681 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,298 TO SEE HIS APARTMENT 682 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,049 AND GET SOME ONE-ON-ONE TIME. 683 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,134 OKAY. 684 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,721 SO, MARK, THIS IS 685 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,721 A REALLY NICE ROOM. 686 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,516 ARE THERE ANY OTHER NICE ROOMS 687 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,516 THAT I COULD SEE? 688 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,477 YEAH, SURE. UM, THE EGGS ARE 689 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,477 IN THE WARMING TRAY, 690 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:03,314 THE GRAPEFRUIT'S BEEN SUGARED. 691 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:03,314 LET'S DO IT. 692 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,277 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 693 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,072 HOT 17-YEAR-OLD DUDE IN A GI. 694 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,072 NOTHING. 695 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,741 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, JUNE. 696 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,075 I'VE LOST HER. 697 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,118 HMM. 698 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,954 CAN I HAVE ANOTHER JUICE? 699 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,080 NO. YOU'VE HAD THREE ALREADY. 700 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,082 SO THIS IS ME IN HIGH SCHOOL, 701 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,085 AND THAT IS 702 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,085 ACTUALLY THIS SHIRT. 703 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,547 ARE THOSE CRACKERS? 704 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,757 YEAH, I KEEP THEM THERE 705 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,757 IN CASE I GET QUEASY. 706 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,010 IT WAS JUNE'S IDEA. 707 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,010 SHE'S REALLY SMART. 708 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:36,180 SEE, I HAVE THESE WEIRD DREAMS 709 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:36,180 WHERE I'M ON A ROLLER COASTER... 710 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,725 I LIKE JUNE. 711 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,725 I REALLY LIKE JUNE. 712 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,019 I DON'T KNOW IT YET, 713 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,019 BUT I LIKE JUNE. 714 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,312 WE'RE FRIENDS AND JUNE PROBABLY 715 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,312 DOESN'T LIKE ME, 716 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,147 SO THAT'S WHAT'S KEEPING ME 717 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,147 FROM SEEING IT. 718 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,107 BUT YEAH, JUNE. 719 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,528 OHH. 720 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,780 THAT'S WHY I WAS 721 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,780 ATTRACTED TO YOU. 722 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,115 WHAT? 723 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,115 YOU'RE 724 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,115 EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE. 725 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,535 YOU ARE 726 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,535 AN INAPPROPRIATE GUY. 727 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,202 UH... 728 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,996 BUT JUST BECAUSE 729 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,165 I HAVE A DEEP URGE TO SLEEP 730 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,165 WITH YOU DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO. 731 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,126 NOPE. I'M WALKING AWAY. 732 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,422 I GUESS I HAVE CHANGED. 733 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,422 (giggles) 734 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,553 (sighs) SOMETIMES 735 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,553 YOU THROW BRUNCH, 736 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,139 AND SOMETIMES BRUNCH THROWS YOU. 737 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,141 OH, JAMES. 738 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,560 STOP POUTING. 739 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,854 YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE 740 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,854 YOU LOST YOUR WINGMAN, 741 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,148 BUT THIS IS GONNA BE BETTER 742 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,148 FOR CHLOE. 743 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,151 BETTER FOR CHLOE 744 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,151 OR FOR YOU? 745 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,570 YOU JUST DON'T WANT 746 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,570 YOUR NEIGHBORS 747 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,154 TO THINK YOU'RE A SLUT. 748 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,154 WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ANYWAY? 749 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,157 DO YOU EVEN LIKE THEM? 750 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,158 NO. 751 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,036 BUT YOU LIKE CHLOE? 752 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,036 YEAH. 753 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,996 YEAH, 'CAUSE SHE'S SPONTANEOUS 754 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,996 AND CHARMING. 755 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,247 AND FUN AND UNPREDICTABLE. 756 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,041 SO WHY ARE YOU TRYING 757 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,041 TO CHANGE HER? 758 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,420 (cell phone alert chimes) 759 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,174 (sighs) 760 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,635 I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT 761 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,635 MORE CROISSANTS. 762 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,177 I MEAN, I STOOD THERE 763 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,177 AT THE GROCERY STORE, 764 00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:00,180 I HAD THEM IN MY HAND, 765 00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:00,180 AND I CHOKED. 766 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,808 I CHOKED. 767 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,183 WAIT. 768 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,727 IF MARK IS HERE, THEN WHO-- 769 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,231 ANTHONY, NO! 770 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,232 WHO ARE YOU, MY MA? 771 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,611 OH, THANK GOD. 772 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,197 WAIT. THEN WHO'S IN THERE? 773 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,033 'SUP, CHICKENS? 774 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,996 ARIGATO. HEY! 775 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:26,206 YES! SEX WITH A STRANGER 776 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:26,206 IN ANOTHER DUDE'S BEDROOM! 777 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,709 WELCOME BACK! 778 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,709 I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 779 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,211 I COULDN'T DO IT. 780 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,211 I COULDN'T MARRY A FARMER. 781 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,212 (laughs) 782 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,631 WHERE ARE MY EGGS? 783 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,257 WHAT'S GO--WHO WAS THAT? 784 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:38,011 UM, TIM? 785 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:38,011 THIS BRUNCH MADE ME REALIZE 786 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,637 THAT I STILL LIKE 787 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,637 INAPPROPRIATE GUYS. 788 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,140 SO IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT 789 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,140 WITH MARK. I HOPE IT'S OKAY. 790 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,434 IT IS OKAY. I AM SO SORRY 791 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,434 FOR TRYING TO CHANGE YOU 792 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,478 AND MAKE YOU INTO SOMETHING 793 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,478 THAT YOU'RE NOT. 794 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,438 OH, MY GOD. 795 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,438 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 796 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,067 CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. 797 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,067 LOVE YOU 1,000%. 798 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,234 OKAY. BYE-BYE. 799 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,236 (beep) 800 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,237 GUESS WHAT. 801 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,865 JENNIFER AND I ARE 802 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,865 BACK TOGETHER! 803 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:02,242 THAT'S GREAT. JUST DON'T 804 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:02,242 LET HER CHANGE YOU. 805 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,162 I WON'T. 806 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,246 OKAY, EVERYBODY OUT. 807 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,083 I NEED TO SHAVE 808 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,083 AND PUT ON SOME SLEEVES. 809 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,335 UH, WE'RE GONNA SEE 810 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,335 IF WE CAN SQUEEZE IN A HIKE. 811 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,253 CATS CAN'T WALK THEMSELVES. 812 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,256 SO LET'S GO, BRUCE LEE. 813 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,842 COME ON. LET'S GO. 814 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,259 WELL, 815 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,259 I GUESS IT'S FOR THE BEST 816 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,179 THAT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT 817 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,179 WITH YOU AND MARK. 818 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,262 IT JUST WASN'T MEANT TO BE. 819 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,263 YEAH, AND I GOT THE SENSE 820 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,933 THAT HE HAD A THING 821 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,933 FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. 822 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,143 OKAY. LET'S GO. 823 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,477 I NEED YOU TO COME 824 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,477 TO A PARTY WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 825 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,522 I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO WITH 826 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,522 LUTHER, BUT HE'S KILLING ME. 827 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,273 I KNOW YOU THINK 828 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,273 YOU'RE PRETTY, 829 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,985 BUT YOU'RE SEAN ASTIN PRETTY, 830 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,985 NOT VAN DER BEEK PRETTY. 831 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:39,113 (Miss Amani's 832 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:39,113 "Who's On My Rocket?" playing) 833 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:43,242 ♪ THE MISSION'S ON, 834 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:43,242 ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO ♪ 835 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,290 (indistinct conversations) 836 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,292 ALL RIGHT. SORRY, LUTHER. 837 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,293 MY WINGMAN IS BACK. 838 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,129 I'M TAPPING YOU OUT. 839 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,297 BUT WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS. 840 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,508 I FOUND YOU A FIXER-UPPER. 841 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,343 I'M CIRCLING HER PROBLEM AREAS. 842 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,971 SHE'S GONNA GO WORK ON THEM 843 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,971 AND COME BACK. 844 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,724 LUTHER, 845 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,724 THIS GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL. 846 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,685 SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 847 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,685 NOTHING PLEASES HIM. 848 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:13,313 EXCUSE ME FOR STRIVING 849 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:13,313 FOR PERFECTION... 850 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:13,313 (marker thuds) 851 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,690 FOR YOU. 852 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,317 LUTHER, I'M--THAT'S-- 853 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,317 THAT'S NOT... (sighs) 854 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,319 (Luther) FOR YOU, JAMES! 855 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,319 FOR YOU! 856 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,821 THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 50745

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