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♪ Upbeat music playing ♪

KIM: Previously, on
The Kardashians...

- How'd your call go
with Dolce & Gabbana?

- Amazing.

But it's a little too soon
after Kourt's wedding,

and I wanna wait a year.

I think it's such a good opportunity
that I don't wanna pass this up.

- It's something to think about. Why
don't you talk to Kourtney about it?

- Yeah.

- I got a little...

- No.

But I do have something
on my face here.

Turns out it's not a
zit. It's melanoma.

They said they won't know
'til they open up my cheek,

how big they have to cut.

- Even through all of the craziness of
everything that Kanye says about us,

I never comment.

You know, there's been a lot
going on with Kanye right now,

and things are going
on in the media.

- You got a divorce.

You did the only
thing you could do.

- I don't wanna talk
about this anymore.

Let's talk about something else.

- Everything.

♪

♪ Light music playing ♪

- [crying] I don't wanna be
a part of this narrative.

And it's, like, when
is this ever gonna end?

Like, it never will.

And I'm stuck with this
for the rest of my life.

And I just, like...

I just, like, was
so overwhelmed.

- You, you can't control
somebody else, you know?

He's doing this to himself...

- But it affects my kids.
- But it's not... Of course, it does.

That's the, that's the tragic
part of the whole story.

[sniffles, exhales]

- It just, like, I still feel the
need to, like, not talk about it

and protect it for my kids,

and I always will feel that way,

but, like, God, if people knew.

I just would never do that

to my kids.

It just is really crazy.

And sometimes I feel like if
he were to hit rock bottom,

that's his journey
that he needs to

figure out on his own.

They used to run around, and
call everyone behind his back,

and be like, "It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay, don't worry.

Just give him another chance."

I used to spend hours, and
hours and hours of my days

as the cleanup crew.

- Well, that's why you got divorced...
- You know?

- because you can't do that

to yourself anymore.
- I just don't have that energy.

- No, nobody does.

And nobody... You don't... You
never deserved to live like that.

- It's, like, the
hardest feeling

to watch someone you really
loved and you have a family with

just be so different
than who you knew.

- I mean, imagine
trying to explain this

to a nine-year-old.
- Yeah.

- At this point, North...
- Yeah.

- who I'm sure is
hearing something,

and maybe she won't say it.

That's what breaks my heart.

- She actually doesn't know,
and that's what's so crazy.

- Really?
- Is, like, when stuff is said,

it's a chain to my
whole household.

No TV, only Apple TV.

I can't risk a Access Hollywood,

"Coming up next."
- Or a news story.

- Or anything on the news

coming up with their dad
mentioned, then they wanna watch.

I have to figure out a
way to, like... protect,

and so, they still
haven't seen anything,

but I go into crisis mode.

I am the one

being accused for so many things
and blamed for so many things,

and it really, really is
hurtful, and it sucks,

but I can control how I
react, and I can control...

If I'm a mess,

then... my kids will see that.

- You have the most amazing
family that loves you so much.

We love you so much.

There's nothing we wouldn't do for you.
- I know that.

I just hate that
I bring the drama.

I really do believe in
my soul that, one day,

my kids will
appreciate my silence,

my understanding and my grace,

and I will try my hardest to
keep it together at all times.

Thank you.

- I love you... so much.

- It feels weird to, like,
cuddle with you like this, but...

- It's okay. You'll... You'll get over it.
- I'm gonna do that with my kids.

- You'll get over it. You'll get over it.
- For sure.

Thank you.
- Okay.

[sighs] That's all I needed.

Just one cuddle once in a while.

How can she not like to
cuddle with me? [laughs]

♪ Rise up Oh, rise up ♪

♪ This is how you do it now ♪

♪ Stand up ♪

♪ To the right ♪

♪ Take the crown ♪

♪ This is how you do it now ♪

♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na-na-na, this is how you ♪

- All right, guys.

So the Dolce & Gabbana team
said they're gonna propose

60 looks from the
archives, that we pick,

and then 20 new looks.

So, it's 80 looks total,
and it'll be... me inspired.

I'm creative directing the Spring 2023
Dolce & Gabbana fashion show in Milan.

There's a lot that goes into this,
but as the creative director,

I mean, I'm coming
up with the looks,

everything down to the
accessories, the shoes.

And then they're gonna
reproduce the entire archives,

what I pick... to resell again,

but we can pick
anything we want.

So Domenico Dolce is
gonna be here next week,

and I wanna be really prepared 'cause
this is gonna be our first meeting.

So, with my team, I
wanna really hone in

on what I think the vibe
of the show should be.

- But, like, what are
your favorite things?

- As I was doing
this, I was like,

I think that silver is
really my thing right now.

Or if we wanted a really fun,
like... crystal coat to the floor,

or something in that, like, shiny
crystal that they used to do.

KIM SCHRAUB: Yeah, that
seemed like it could work.

KIM: But I just picked
everything that I liked

from all of the '90s, and
then I went up into 2010,

and I didn't wanna go too 2000s.

This is a big deal to me.

It's the first time I'm
really gonna be independent

on doing any kind
of... fashion project.

I do SKIMS, and I'm
very confident in that,

but... I never thought I'd
have an opportunity like this,

and I love challenging myself.

It's like when I did SNL. I
stepped outta my comfort zone.

It wasn't what I did,
and I wanted to prove

that I can do it and
I can do it well.

When they come out here, we're
gonna have less than a month.

SCHRAUB: Yeah, I don't know, I
don't know how they do it that fast.

- Well, that's great.

- I did have a
conversation with Kourtney.

First, it was gonna be
a Dolce and SKIMS deal.

We couldn't get the
product in time.

I did call her and say, "Hey,
the SKIMS factor is out.

I'm still gonna creative
direct the show."

I don't know if she realized
how big of a deal that this was,

you know, and how big of
a... production this is.

- Yeah, this is a really
massive undertaking.

- I like it that it's quick,
and then it'll be over.

Like, I'm actually happy about that.
- I will say, we always work the best

under pressure anyway, so.
- Totally, so I'm good.

♪ Let's do it ♪

♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪

♪ Why you only shut me down ♪

♪ Why you wanna turn me out ♪

♪ Why you wanna mess me up ♪

SCOTT: Hello?

KIM: You guys wanna
go in the kitchen?

[coughs]

KHLOÉ: The hacker.

You're hacking?
I mean... listen.

[Scott coughing]

SCOTT: Yeah, I'm stressed out.

- I pray you don't
do this on dates.

Like, it is what it is
with me. SCOTT: What dates?

- But, like, it's disgusting.
- Why don't we go on a date,

so you can see what it's like?

- You and me?
- Yeah, so you get the p-practice,

and then, when you meet somebody...
- Scott,

I'm just gonna be
honest with you.

If I went on a date with anyone
that hacked the way you did,

I would leave during the date.

Like, I can't handle that,
if I'm dating someone.

- I'm trying to get
rid of it for you.

- Listen to this article.

It says, "This season's first episode
was set closer to the present,

"as Khloé reveals to the camera that
she is to have a baby via surrogate,

"a state of affairs she had
been unwilling to discuss

"on camera throughout
the process.

Re-emphasizes what we see is
what we are allowed to see."

I like to read things to be up
on what people are trying to say.

Like, I love getting the
feedback from everyone.

There was an article about
season two of our show

that said that Khloé didn't give
enough with her Tristan situation.

First of all, we
filmed everything.

She shared everything.

- With my surrogacy, I
was so [bleep] vulnerable.

It was... I let people in to
what I was struggling with.

I wasn't... KIM: But
what they were saying is

that you did it after the fact
when the baby was about to be born,

instead of saying, "Hey,
we're on this journey."

- I wasn't admitting it to
myself what was happening,

and I made that very
clear. KIM: No, I know.

- People are saying that
I don't share enough.

I mean, I potentially
have cancer on my face,

and I'm talking about that.

- I do have to have a surgery,

and we will see how much spread,

and... if they can get it all.

- Then it said, "The
rapper, now known as Ye,

Kim's ex-husband,
is a non-presence."

Okay, what do you want me to do?

If I don't talk to him, what
am I gonna do, send a camera?

It's not that I'm unwilling,

it's that the... M-my
ex didn't wanna be

on a reality show.
- But we know that.

- You can't film with someone
that's not a cast member,

that doesn't have aspirations
of being on a reality show,

bottom line.

I talk about him.

I will definitely talk about
my co-parenting struggles,

but from my point of view.

Even in the dating conversation,

once there's a story about you,

you start to believe the
hype that you're together,

and, "Oh, my God," and
this hot and heavy,

and it's, like, everywhere,

and everyone thinks you guys

are, like, practically getting married in a week.
- It literally becomes, like, real.

- It's hard when you start dating someone
and you live your life on a reality show.

So Pete and I had that
conversation right away.

You obviously know what
you're getting yourself into,

but then, like, the fans were
like, "Pete's not on the show."

And I was like, "We said
that from the start.

It's not... it's
not what he does."

KHLOÉ: If I'm newly
dating someone,

I'm not gonna have them
on the show, though.

If I'm newly dating someone,
that's weird. KIM: Yeah, and... but

then I opened up... then
I had him on the show.

I talked about, like, every last thing.
- Right. Like, what else do you want?

- What else... Yeah.
- To, like, see us in bed together?

- I'm not gonna, like...
meet someone and be like,

"Pause, before we
really get to a place,

will you be on my show?"

Like, no. And he
was still on, guys.

Like, he's... He was on at what
level he was comfortable with.

- I'll tell you something, I have no
guilt 'cause I show so much about my life,

and I'm an open book. SCOTT:
[bleep] yeah, you always have.

- And I do it in a very...
vulnerable, good way.

- When we started Keeping Up,

all of us were 20 years
old, and had no kids,

and no lives, and this was
our only job and only career.

There wasn't even social media.

So, for anyone to even
want the same thing,

this is... now I know what it's
like when people would be like,

"I want the old artist
back, and I want the old..."

Like, no, people
grow and evolve.

- In a perfect world,
what would you guys want?

Would you wanna keep going
and everybody commit,

or would you wanna kinda put
the show on a back burner,

and just live your
life without a camera?

♪

♪

- No, we love filming.
We love our show.

Like, it really...
We... Khloé and I give.

- I think this show is the
centerpiece to the whole franchise.

- Totally. SCOTT: You
know, I think it's cool.

- I just love doing this show
because I think that I look at it

as an opportunity to,
like, help other people

with what they're going through.

I mean, the amount of...
letters that I get,

"Oh, my God, you
really helped me,

and how you managed this, and
how you went through this."

I love being able to
show people a glimpse

of, like, what we
do on a daily basis.

- No matter what show we're
on, no matter what season...

KIM: What?
- The same old, it's you and me.

- Khloé and I, we
give real... content.

We're sharing every last
detail of our lives.

I talk about me wanting to lose
weight and I am brutalized.

I'm the [bleep] face
of all this criticism.

- I mean, this
isn't anything new,

you know?

- I just think, like, our
show is, like, what made us.

Like, I'll always
wanna give it my all.

I'll always wanna... film,
and, and be a part of it,

and give everything that I can.

SCOTT: I'm available, guys.

Just so happens to be ya
don't call me... just sayin'.

I'm ready to go.

- Put a wig on... and
be one of the sisters.

- I should be a sister.
[Khloé laughs]

- Yeah.

♪

♪ Da, da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Da, da, da ♪

PHOTOGRAPHER: We're
gonna start in here.

- Perfect.
- And then, we'll be in this room first,

a couple different shots here.

KOURTNEY: Perfect, and then
we'll... we'll change for that one?

[crosstalk]

- Today, I am shooting the
photoshoot for WSJ Magazine,

also known as the
Wall Street Journal.

I'm so excited 'cause we're doing so
much getting ready to launch Lemme,

which is my vitamin
and supplement brand.

This has been years of work.

Is it a touch too sweet?
- Ooh, an apple tea flavor.

- I think it should be
a little bit more matcha

and less apple tea.

- Apple tea, okay.
- We can do apple tea

for just a different one. SIMON
HUCK: For a different one.

- I wanted taking
vitamins and supplements

to be something that people
can look forward to every day,

instead of, you
know, like a chore.

And if it doesn't say, "Let
me fall in love" on the box.

Like, if you just open it?
- Chicer?

- 'Cause then someone could reuse the box.
- Reuse it, okay.

- We didn't make
any new plastic.

PCR.

Knowing that I'm taking something that
has clean, good-for-me ingredients,

and has a purpose, like, it's
just a more enjoyable process.

I think, at the core
of the brand, is fun.

For October, it's
focus immunity gummies.

NIR LIBERBOIM: Yep.
- And vagina?!

- Vagina is big.

It's the cleanest vagina gummy

ever developed.
- With pineapple extract.

KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
- It actually makes your vagina

taste sweeter.

- And I am a perfectionist. I want
it to be the best that it can be.

That's also 'cause I'm
passionate and excited about it.

- It's crazy, though, that
literally for five years

you've wanted to do this.

- When the energy in
your life isn't right,

it's, like, hard
to do something.

It's, like, the timing
couldn't be more perfect.

I've been wanting to
do it for five years.

It just hasn't been
the right scenario.

It was more deals
with other brands,

and this is creating
my own brand,

which felt overwhelming as
far as, like, ingredients,

and... you know, making
sure the quality's good,

and all of that, the packaging.

But, like, that seems... It's
a much harder task to take on,

so it was just the time when I
felt, like, ready to do that.

- It's scary launching something

'cause people are also really
critical of us, specifically,

so I think it's, like, what if they
tear apart the packaging, the price?

- Yeah... yeah.

- Yeah.

KOURTNEY: I think it was, like,
the pressure, mostly from Kim.

Like, "What's your business? I
have my thing and I have my thing,"

and then it's like,
"But what's yours?"

I mean, Kim and I
are 18 months apart,

so we definitely grew up,
like, more competitive.

Although, I've let that part go,
I'm not sure if she has. [laughs]

I like to rage
against the machine,

[laughs] and, like, I don't
know, just not do what everyone's

asking of me or expecting of me.

I felt, like, true to
myself, taking my time,

and not rushing it just to get it
out, or on someone else's agenda.

It was, like, just doing it
when I felt like it was good.

Timing is everything.

Being in, like, a healthy,
happy relationship, I think,

was a big part of it.

I felt like I was in
this place in my life.

Like, I felt confident, and I
felt like I had all the answers,

so I've never had an easier time,
like, creating something, you know?

I think I've gotten to, like,
a good work-life balance, too.

I'm building something that my kids
can be proud of and be a part of.

It just, like... It feels like
what I'm supposed to be doing.

♪ I'm so hot,
everything burnin' up ♪

♪ Shawty wanna touch 'cause
she can't get enough ♪

[camera clicks] PERSON:
You look like a sniper.

- I look like a sniper? Oh.
[photographer laughs]

- I was like, "Am I making
the... my sniper face?"

♪ Everything burnin' up ♪

♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ Uh, come on ♪

- Thank you.

- Hey, Malika... Hey.
MALIKA HAQQ: Hi, my love.

- How was your trip?
- Good.

- Good.
- Can I hug you?

- Of course, you can hug me, you freak.
- I'm scared.

Why are you scared?
- Why is your bandage so big?

- 'Cause I have
stitches all here,

and then they had to
do another biopsy here.

- Can we make it a little smaller?
- Mm-mm.

Also, talking like this
isn't really the best either.

- No, you can,
like, barely move.

- I had to have the
surgery where they removed

the tumor from my face.

'Member, I had, like, this just
tiny, little dot on my face,

and they had to, sort
of, open up my cheek.

I guess when they were
reviewing the labs,

a lot more than what they
thought had to be removed.

Then I just know I woke up, and I
had this huge bandage on my face,

and I couldn't
really move my mouth

'cause I had stitches on
the inside of my mouth, too.

This was way more serious
than I... either understood,

or I anticipated it to be.

And so, what they just don't
know is if it's precancerous,

or if it already went to
cancer, and melanoma's deadly.

And it's a lot. Like, the
stitches was, like... crazy.

I mean, that's a lotta stitches.

- Yeah.
- It's a lot more than I thought

was happening. MALIKA:
No, it's a lot.

KHLOÉ: Disgusting.

- The area is so much
bigger than I thought.

- Mm-hmm.

By Wednesday, I'll know if
we have to do a second round

to make sure if there's
something else we have to do,

and so, we'll know by then.
- [softly] 'Kay.

- And then, just... I have to
have stitches for, like, two weeks

if we don't have to do a second
round... Why are you crying?

- [inaudible]
- What?

I can't laugh, so don't make me laugh.
- I'm not making you laugh, you weirdo.

- Come here. It's okay.

Why are we crying?

- Because I don't like
to see you uncomfortable.

- I'm fine.

- I need you to be okay.
- Oh my gosh, I'm fine.

When you have kids,
you can't not be okay.

- No, I-I get that, but,
sometimes, I know that

you just, like, pay attention
to everybody else, like...

- Well, I didn't think this was a
tumor. Who would've thought that? Hmm.

- I know.

This is a lot at once.

Like, you were supposed
to get a break.

- No, doesn't happen.

- It, it didn't.

- I need a little
break. It'd be nice.

I'm definitely anxious about everything,
and now, you just have to wait.

I think this is when... When
you're waiting on results,

is, sort of, when your mind can
just, like, go to different places.

You start thinking, "Okay,
well, what if I do have can...

Like, what if the
cancer did spread?"

And then you're like...
You just start thinking

these crazy things.

I just had another baby,
and you just, you know.

You just spiral into darkness.

- If I could tell you
some of the hardest times

that I've seen you
going through...

- Mm-hmm.
- In your life,

I think that this one is the
closest to when your father passed.

- Really?

- Yeah.
- Oh my... That's no bueno.

- And that's what's
the hardest for me...

- Oh, my God.
- Because the hard... the hardest time

that it was to be
friends with you

was when your father passed
and I didn't know what to do.

- Yeah, well that was a whole different...
- And I feel like I don't know what to do,

but I don't...
- Oh my gosh, right now? Why?

- Yeah.
- Because the baby or 'cause of my face?

- Not because of the baby...

- Yeah, no, not him.
- But because of what

comes with the baby.

- Mm-hmm.
- I don't think I've seen you

this

low.

♪

- I do know that there's
a piece of you that is

dealing with something so heavy,
or things that are so heavy,

and you're just going,
"I'm fine, I'm fine."

"I'm fine" is, like, your
thing. [Khloé chuckles]

- But you have to, like, deal
with some of the traumatic stuff.

- What-What's the
traumatic stuff?

- Um, I mean, maybe just
being a single mom to two

'cause that's a lot.

KHLOÉ: What she says is true.

I can be an ass-[bleep], and
I could block things out,

and I could just wanna
laugh things off.

It's just how I
cope with things.

I never said it was healthy. I just
said it's how I cope with things.

- It would be probably like,
emotionally clearing and refreshing

if you just, like,
had a good cry.

Like, [bleep], I
hate this place.

- Mm-hmm.
- I hate all these things that are go...

Like, I'm, I'm being serious.

- But then what does that do after?
- You'll see after you're finished.

You have to try.

- Oh my gosh, don't
worry about me.

- That's... Well, that's not gonna happen.
- I can't... Can't get me down.

[quiet laughter]

- Stop.

Stop, if you don't wanna laugh...
- They keep tryin'.

- don't make me laugh.

- People keep trying. You
can't, can't take me out.

I'm here to stay.

- Shut up.

♪

♪ Bella Bella Bella by
Stefano Fucili playing ♪

- Let's go, team. Let's go.

We are in Milan.

A lot of the best makeup in
the world comes out of Italy.

PERSON: That's
really amazing gloss.

They're gonna actually have that
for you in the lab to play with,

to mix your own shades.

- I just feel like it's really
important to see my makeup being made.

Hi. I'm so excited. [all
greeting each other]

- It's so beautiful.
- So nice to meet you.

KYLIE: Being here in Milan
is really important for that

because there's important shade
matching that has to go on,

just to make sure
everything is perfect,

so I am just excited to
bring you guys along,

and show you how
it's really made.

KYLIE: Yes.

KYLIE: I love makeup.

I think the science
behind it is also amazing,

and really seeing how it's made.

Takes a lot to make makeup,
people don't realize.

- Kinda wanna drink it.

Makeup is very powerful.
It makes me feel powerful.

I love this shade.

I love to be creative,
and I don't know,

it's a form of expression.

That's so pretty.

I love my gloss.

I definitely knew when I was, like, 16
that this is what I really wanted to do.

I always had the most
fun makeup in school.

My mom had these amazing
sparkly eyeshadows.

Playing with my mom's
makeup into getting my own,

and it really, truly
is a passion of mine,

so it's fun for me.

Fun. I could do this all
day. [people chuckling]

- Khloé was always really
good at makeup, too,

and she would do my makeup,
sometimes, which was really fun,

but I think I just taught
myself... how to do my makeup.

A lotta trial and error. And I
think the fun thing about makeup is

you can't really be wrong.

Everyone does their makeup differently,
and I think that's the beauty about it.

Could we do a blush?
Like, a really pink blush?

KYLIE: Yeah.

- The more pink, the better.
LAB TECHNICIAN: More pink?

- Yeah, can we make it more pink?
- Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's possible. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

I think it was very inspiring,
very important for me to be here.

Perfect. [person gasps]

PERSON: Ohh! Gorgeous.
KYLIE: Yes! Gorgeous.

I do feel like I can always
do more even though I'm 25.

I took a lot of personal
time in my early 20s.

I really wanted
to be a young mom,

but I really feel like,
the rest of my 20s,

I wanna focus on work
and really dive into it.

And I think my mom has
just instilled in all of us

to be really hard workers.

I love it.

So blessed to be able to do
what I really love every day.

Perfect.

LAB TECHNICIAN: Thank
you. Bye. Bye-bye.

♪ Hey, keep it comin',
keep it comin', comin' ♪

♪ La la la la la la la ♪
♪ Keep it comin' ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la la ♪
♪ Keep it comin' ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ Keep it coming ♪

SCOTT: P! Lovey's here.

- Hello?!

I'm not sure what happened
with Scott's car accident,

but Scott really gave us
all a really big scare.

He was on his way to
Kourtney's in his car,

and the entire car
flipped over, completely,

which is terrifying.

SCOTT: What's going on?
- Good to see you. How are you feeling?

- Good. I'm just, like, a little bit sore...
- Yeah?

- But pretty good otherwise.
- I bet you are.

Hi, P.
- Hi.

- How are you, honey?
- This is my daughter, Penelope.

- I know, I saw her yesterday, and
the day before, and the day before,

and the day before,
and the day before.

- P, I didn't know all this.

It's a lotta action.
- This is for you.

I thought since you
weren't feeling very good,

that you would want...
- Is this a book?

- Yeah, instead of flowers.

'Cause I sent you a cake.
- Yeah, it makes more sense.

Yeah, but it had dairy.

- Oh, right.
- After all these years,

you don't remember that I can't eat dairy?
- I forgot about the dairy part.

- Yeah.

- Complain. Complain.
- I almost died in a car accident.

- It was the thought...
- And then you tried to kill me

with the cake.
- Yeah.

- It doesn't really work out.
- It's the thought that counts.

I'm so relieved
that Scott's okay.

I love Scott, and
we all love Scott,

and Scott will always
be a part of our family.

He's the father of
my grandchildren,

and he's just my kid.

Tell me what happened.

SCOTT: So I was
goin' up to pick Mas.

We were goin' to a movie.

- Right.
- I was just coming up,

and I was driving by myself,

which I was, like...

- Thank God.
- "Oh, thank God."

I made a right.

- Yeah?
- And then the curbs in that neighborhood

are not, like, flat curbs.

- Right... right.
- They're kinda like little lips.

So, the wheel kinda came
into that little lip,

and it just, like, grabbed it,
like, made it, like, pull a little.

- Uh-huh.
- And by the time it pulled,

it just literally was like
[mimics car sputtering]

and it smacked into a pillar.

But it basically hit, and
it did a somersault forward,

then hit, then landed.

- [softly] Oh, my God.

And you obviously
had your seatbelt on?

- Oh yes.

But I was up there
strapped in and hanging.

- Oh.
- And then I couldn't get out,

and then I realized

I'll try the sunroof.
- Oh, smart.

- So I hit the sunroof...
and I moseyed on out.

Here's the car.

KRIS: Oh, shit.

Wow. It's a total. You could
not put that back together.

SCOTT: No, they totaled it
out the second they saw it.

KRIS: That must've scared
you. I feel so bad.

- Good thing I got P.

She took care of me.

She got all the blood off
of me when she was there.

- Blood?! He had blood?

- He had a lotta blood.

- Really?
- She came down with a wet rag.

She got my face all done.

P was a big help.

- Scott is a great dad.

He is so in love
with those kids,

and you can just tell
that the relationship

that they have together
is so delicious,

and that makes me
really grateful

because family is really what
we value the most, in my house.

Well, I'm just glad you're okay.

Your dad's like a cat with
nine lives. [Scott hisses]

He is one.

- Can we, can we get a cat?
- Come here, P. No.

- Why?
- I have allergies.

Listen to me and listen good, you
want a cat, I'll rent it for the day.

♪

- [gasps] Wow.
- Hi. Welcome, Kylie.

- Thank you.

Look at all Mommy's makeup.

Kylie Cosmetics and
Kylie Skin is in Harrods,

so we are in the UK.

We're in London to check out
Harrods and see my display.

Okay, what should we shop for?

You love this color. Cute!
Mommy hasn't been here before.

We need two of 'em, one
for me, one for you.

It means so much to
me that my daughter,

she could be here, and...
see these displays with me,

and travel the world.

PERSON: Can you
gimme big smiles?

Big smiles!

- Oh, you're so cute! Oh, you're so cute!
[Stormi giggling]

♪

KYLIE: Wow, this
is so beautiful.

Me and Kendall... PERSON: I can't
believe you used to do those...

- had a whole other life, by
the way. PERSON: That was so,

like, overwhelming.
- And we used to shut down malls.

We would go to the mall for
meet-and-greets at PacSun,

and there would be thousands
and thousands of people

that would show up to this mall.

CROWD [chanting]:
Kylie! Kendall!

KYLIE: You guys, when I tell
you, we were really cool.

I mean, we're cool now,
but we were, like, really,

really, really cool back then.

KENDALL [on phone]: Hello.

KYLIE: We're in London now.

We're right now at Harrods
at, at a little tea time.

I was just telling Fai
how cool you and I were

when we used to do our
PacSun mall meet-and-greets.

- [laughs] Kylie!

- And thousands...

- And thousands...

- It doesn't have any nuts.
- No nuts? Try eating the top.

KYLIE: What about
pistachios? Cashews?

- No, it doesn't contain
any nuts. KYLIE: Okay.

- I love when you call me
just to not talk to me.

- I'm sorry, they just
handed Stormi chocolate.

I needed to make sure
there wasn't nuts.

KYLIE: 'Kay, eat the top.

I miss those days, too.

- No, it's...

- [laughs] It tripped me out.

Um, all right. Well,
I love you guys.

- I love you, too.

- Have so much fun.
Call me whenever.

- Call me.

Should we chug this?
PERSON: Yeah... go.

- I was able to come here
and see my makeup being made,

visit Harrods for the first
time, and see my displays,

and it's just been so special.

- Cheers.

KYLIE: I definitely
feel inspired,

and I'm ready to
get back to work.

- International Kylie Cosmetics.

- Kylie world tour. FAI
KHADRA: Kylie world tour.

[laughs]
- You're the best.

Yes, you are.

♪

KRIS: Can I make
you a tuna sandwich?

KHLOÉ: No.
- Okay.

- I love your Good American.

- I've got Travis Scott
shoes, Good American jumpsuit.

Let's see... Oh, a SKIMS bra.
- Mm.

- I'm representing. And
SKIMS under-underwear.

- I was wearing those shoes earlier.
- You were?

[gasps]

- Shoes on the counter where you eat...
- Okay.

- is, like, the
biggest pet peeve

of my life.
- Hey, listen.

- No.

That is so...

You want your nasty shoes that
are outside walking in poop,

bugs, dirt, urine, vomit,
God only knows what.

Mom.

Your shoes go right in
those public bathrooms,

step on someone's period
blood and nasty [bleep],

and then you're walking around,

and you're takin' your
cute, little sneakers,

and you put it on a counter.

It's so [bleep] gross.

She can't think that's okay.

- I don't know. I mean, everybody
has their own five-second rule.

You drop a cookie,
ya put a dirty binky

back in the kid's mouth.

I don't know.

- I'm never eating there again.

God only knows
what happens there.

- Anyway. Well.

You know what I was thinking?

Wanna hear my plan?
- Oh, gosh.

- The master plan.
- Would love to. [clears throat]

- All of this, I think,

and the scare that we've all been
through with your situation here

is reminding me that we
have to get less stress

and... be kinder to our bodies.

- I think when you
think of a tumor,

I think of, like, this big thing

hanging from...
- Khloé!

- That's what I do. I just didn't think...
- I know.

But that image just
gives me chills.

- He said it could've
spread at any minute.

He was like, "It's crazy."

- Oh, my God.
- That's why they rushed me to do it.

But yeah, but I mean,
the relief of knowing

that everything's gone,
it's all outta my system,

it's good.
- Yeah.

- This? Never thought for a
second it was a tumor on my face.

Like, never, never, never.

My doctor got the pathology report
back, and we got the entire tumor,

all my margins are clear,

and I'm so relieved, so happy.

And all I have is a scar
that I will figure out later.

And, you know, so many
people aren't as lucky,

and I feel really fortunate
and really blessed.

But let me tell you,
having the stitches removed

from inside my mouth,

how I can talk and
eat pretzels now.

- I know. When you
couldn't talk...

- That was not fun.
- No.

I know Khloé always keeps
all of her feelings inside,

and she doesn't want
anybody else to worry,

but I know how worried she was.

Any time we have to wait in
life for anything serious,

it's painful, and
you feel helpless.

KHLOÉ: Not being able to eat
was the worst part for me

'cause I like to eat.

That was the most annoying.

Was all stitched up.

KRIS: Khloé is such a love
and the heart of the family,

and I've never prayed
so hard in my life.

It's, sometimes... not easy,

but I'm just happy it's over.

She got very, very lucky.

It's just such a relief.

The fact that they got everything,
and there's no concern over...

- No.
- What's inside,

and the rest is just...
- Everything's gone.

- You know?

- Well, I'm good.
- I mean, just to think of what...

Thank God. It's such a relief.
- Everything's great.

- I say my prayers
for you every day.

- That waiting process was
super not fun. [laughs]

I would hope you
say your prayers

for me every day, regardless.
- Well, regardless.

But I'm just saying, when you have something...
- 'Cause you're my mommy.

- Oh, my girl... I
love you so much.

- Oh, I love you, too.
- It makes me appreciate you... so much.

- Now I'm... on the mend.
- Ready to go?

Aw, my bunny.

I'm just so, so happy.

- Obviously!
- I know.

- I feel like... I've gone
through a lot recently,

but

bring it on.

From now... anything
negative, return to sender.

[bleep] all you guys.
You're not welcomed here.

Don't want it. Don't
need it. I'm done.

- All right, I love
you. I gotta go.

- Love you.
- Have fun.

I'm glad you're
good. I love you.

- Of course.
- It makes me so happy.

- Oh, it makes me just as happy.

♪

- Ciao.

PERSON: Hi.
- Hi.

When I think of creative
directing a show,

I think of everything.

I think of what the
show looks like,

what the models look like,

what the makeup
and hair look like,

from stage design
to music production.

It's more of the
overall picture.

- Bellissimo.
- It's gonna be so exciting.

- So this is really
outside of my comfort zone

as far as designing,

but I'm prepared for this meeting,
and I know exactly what I want.

NORA FLAHERTY: I think, I think
for, for Mr. Dolce and Mr. Gabbana,

we want Kim... This
is very much her show,

so it's very important that she's
a part of every single aspect.

- I-I think we need... I
know from my experience,

and from Dolce &
Gabbana experience,

we need some new,
exciting history

because for me and Stefano, Dolce
& Gabbana's like my children.

It's my baby. It's
no... it's no company.

Like, now, my children
is big, is 18.

He go out and need to
work alone. KIM: Yeah.

- Nah, this the first time...
- I'm so happy it's with me.

When Domenico tells me that
Dolce is his baby, I get that.

Like any business, let
alone their empire,

that is what they have
built, and that is his baby.

I mean, there's, like,
a lotta pressure there.

Love. Love.

- As far as what Kim's
wearing in her everyday life,

like the M-Micro Sicily is
probably... Like, it's so her.

KIM: Danielle is my stylist.

And so, especially
for this Dolce show,

I want everything to look
really... styled, very like me.

It just really helps to have
her as my, like, partner

to go through every
single look together.

And I think that, like, the customer
will love to buy the looks that I wore.

DOMENICO DOLCE: Exactly.
- I think they'll just appreciate that.

It feels like this is a
new, empowered side of me.

So I'm sure that we
want the crystal mesh.

Let's do it.
- Okay, with silver or red?

- Silver, not red.

I feel like I have a good pulse
on what people will wanna wear,

and that's a big deal to me
because, not too long ago,

I honestly didn't even know if
I could dress myself. [chuckles]

I guess I just get so, like,

nervous, like, "Oh, will people
wanna see... me all over the screen,

like, is that..."
You know what I mean?

I just... I get personally
nervous about it.

GUI SIQUEIRA: Um, I understand
where you're coming from

about having your images, like,
not to look narcissistic of you,

but I also understand that this is
Dolce & Gabbana celebrating Kim.

So you are their inspiration
in this... moment.

Kim is asking them nothing.

They want to honor the
biggest pop star in the world,

is Kim Kardashian, and
that's what they want to...

DOMENICO: It's true.
- It's the truth.

- For me to do a
project like this

just means so much to me.

Like, it really,
really, really does,

but I am a little worried
about Kourtney just because

I'm never gonna fight
with family, bottom line.

I don't know, like, I just
don't want this to kill my vibe.

So,

let's talk about it.

Next on The Kardashians...

My friends wanted me to meet someone.
- Let's call this guy Fred.

[Kim laughs] Does he
meet the standards?

- Oh, so meets the standards.

- Yep.

KOURTNEY: I feel anxiety only
about the press part of New York.

CREW MEMBER: Thirty
seconds back!

- Like, why did I agree to this?

CREW MEMBER:
Five, four, three.

- I think now, it's,
like, a fear of judgment.

Does anyone have drugs?

- How's everything
going with Tristan?

- For my kids, I will
put anything to the side.

- Yeah.
- What's done is done.

- Like, I'm a control freak,

and my, my therapist tells...
- Same, we all are.

- I know.
- And it comes from you.

KENDALL: I know, it does.
- It's a good quality.

- Everything,
everything is my fault.

Name something, it's my fault.

- What a [bleep] nightmare.

- My stylist forgot
her passport.

Who's supposed to be
dressing me the entire time.

We have three days
'til the show.

DOMENICO: I'm not
crazy for this.

PERSON: Kim, what do you think?
- I don't know. I would talk to Danielle.

We don't even have
one look put together.

What do I do?

I don't know.

♪ Upbeat music playing ♪

♪ You got a strange way of
sayin' what you're thinkin' ♪

♪ It's hard to understand ♪

♪ You say you want me but
you're never gonna need me ♪

♪ You can't and then you can ♪

♪ Why you only shut me down ♪

♪ Why you wanna turn me out ♪

♪ You're just playin'
with my heart now ♪

- It's so [bleep] gross.

Ugh!

People didn't start washing their
hands until COVID came around.

They had to teach people
how to wash their hands.

Teach people!

There's reminders in
all the bathrooms,

and people touch their little dingalings,
and they don't wash their hands.

Sick!

Ugh!

So I know half of you people are putting
your shoes on the [bleep] counter.

Anything else?

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