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This season on
The Kardashians...

She's mad that I'm
doing the Dolce thing.

It's not rational.

She felt like her wedding vibes
were, like, stripped from her.

There's no sense of loyalty, or,
like, "Oh, how would I feel?"

Bitch, you think I
need your permission?

It's almost like a greediness.

Greediness.

It's not okay.

I'm having
such a hard day today.

She's literally
on a breaking point.

♪ I rise up ♪

I've never seen this
much drama in my life.

I worry about her
every single day.

All of us just need to have
a bigger conversation about

the beauty standards
that we're setting.

We have huge influence, and, like,
what are we doing with our power?

♪ Will you find
the power inside ♪

They don't know
if it's precancerous,

or if it already went to cancer.

- Melanoma's deadly.
- Deadly.

How's everything
going with Tristan?

I don't need to "punish" him.

♪ We're gonna make our
mark on the world ♪

You have to be
careful what you wish for.

Sometimes, I feel like
it can be... a curse.

She texts me and goes,

"You have no loyalty
and no boundaries.

It's like a
free-for-all with you."

And I remember you said...
"Thank God it happened to me."

You have been in Travis
Land, you ditched everyone.

I don't wanna be a part of this,

where the paycheck is more important
than the people's feelings.

We have the most
beautiful life, but...

♪ Don't look at me ♪

we have a very small
bubble with friends and family

that we really love, and
that really have our backs.

Oh, my God, what is happening?!

And everybody else...

Cheers, everyone!

can suck it.

Cheers to Kim and
Dolce & Gabbana.

I love you so much, honey.

It just, like, upsets me.

Is everybody okay?
Because I'm not.

♪ CUFF IT by Beyoncé playing ♪

♪ I'm in the mood to
roll somethin' up ♪

♪ I need some drink in my cup ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I'm in the mood to
pull somethin' up ♪

♪ I wanna go missin' ♪

♪ I need a prescription ♪

♪ I wanna go higher ♪

♪ Can I sit on top of you ♪

♪ 'Cause we gon'
roll up tonight ♪

♪ What's in these four walls ♪

♪ Sexy, my love ♪

♪ Don't miss this roll call ♪

♪ Is you here or what ♪

♪ Yeah, show up, show up ♪

Okay, guys, we're back.

Did you miss us?
'Cause we missed you.

We're filming our season
three show opening,

and we're roller
skating because why not?

We wanted a music
video. It's fun.

♪ So excited, so exotic ♪

♪ I'm a seasoned professional ♪

♪ Squeeze it, don't let it go ♪

♪ Come out and play,
ooh, yeah, you ♪

♪ Come and cuff it, cuff
it, cuff it, cuff it, baby ♪

♪ While I buss it, buss it,
buss it for you, baby, ayy ♪

That's how you pull
up to an interview!

Rolling into season three.

♪ I don't mind, I don't mind ♪

♪ For you ♪

I cannot believe
we're on season three.

I wish I could tell you this is gonna
be a mild, relaxing, serene season.

It's not.

♪ For you ♪

♪ 'Cause we gon'
roll up tonight ♪

♪ Roll it up, roll it up ♪

♪ Black lights ♪

Did you miss us?

Of course, I did!

♪ Unapologetic when
we pull up tonight ♪

♪ Roll up tonight ♪

♪ We gettin' rolled up tonight ♪

♪ Bet you you'll see far ♪

♪ Bet you you'll see stars ♪

♪ Bet you you'll elevate ♪

♪ Bet you you'll need God ♪

♪ 'Cause I feel like
fallin' in love ♪

♪ I'm in the mood to
pull somethin' up ♪

Never ends.

- Does it, Etienne?
- No.

♪ I'm a seasoned professional ♪

♪ Squeeze it, don't let it go ♪

♪ Tease it, no self-control ♪

♪ 'Cause we gon'
roll up tonight ♪

♪ Spaceships fly ♪

♪ Po' it up, cuff it up ♪

- No doorbells anymore?
- No, sir.

I still got a doorknob.
Does that mean I'm poor?

Yello?

Hey.

I am definitely in a positive
place after just last season.

Life's too short to be goin'
through it miserable.

I had a little...

No. But I do have
something on my face here.

I've had it for seven or eight
months, something like that.

But I decided just to get a biopsy.
Just waiting for the results.

Well, hello there.

Oh, hello.

- How are you?
- Hi,.

Oh, my gosh. KHLOÉ:
Where's Scott?

- How are you doing?
- What's goin' on?

- Not much.
- You guys, let's have a group hug!

Breakup diets?

Breakup diets?

Let's see. I don't even
know where we left off.

I was? PRODUCER: Yep.

Damn.

Okay, I'm single.

I'm single and I'm
not ready to mingle,

and that's okay.

So how are you feeling
with the first breakup

since being married?

Breakups are just,
like, not my thing.

- I'd rather some...
- Are they anybody's thing?

It's just... I'm
proud of myself.

I mean, we just had talks and talks.
Like, we had been talking about it,

so it was just, like, both of us just,
like, communicating really well about it.

It's obviously sad when you...

How long were you guys together?

Nine months. It's,
like, a long time.

I don't have, like, random
hookups and relationship...

You know what I mean?

- Everything I've been in...
- Well, no, this was huge.

This was also the first person you
dated after you were married for

- a, a long time.
- And there was, like, a lot of guilt.

He went through a lot because...
you know, of my relationship.

I go back and forth in
my feelings sometimes.

Like, "Ugh, who's ever
gonna wanna date me?

I have four kids." Like...
"I'm in my forties."

You know, like, "Oh, my God, who's
gonna wanna deal with the drams?"

But my person will be like,

"all of that.
Like, it's gonna be hard,

but we're together, and,
like, we're gonna do this."

So, I'm just waiting
for that person.

Where's your baby?

- The baby's upstairs.
- Baby Robbie?

Baby Rob? KIM: Baby Rob.

Is the name Bob?

No, but he looks just like Rob

now. SCOTT: You
gotta go for Bob.

But a surrogate process, Kim
knows it's really hard for me.

- Well, what does that mean?
- She had a really hard time

- accepting the whole
process. - Oh, got it.

It's a mind-.

- It's really the weirdest thing.
- Right, I could see...

I do think that there is a difference
when the baby is in your belly.

The baby actually feels your
real heart. Think about it.

- Right.
- It, like, touches your organ...

Like... it's feel...

There's no one
else on this planet

that will feel you from
the inside like that,

like your heart, you
know?

And people can connect
in different ways,

- people could not connect.
- So do you feel less connected?

Mm-hmm.

That'll take a minute.

Yeah, people say it will take a minute.
But Kim said hers was, like, easy.

The other was 10
months of walking around...

This is not easy.

I definitely, like, buried my head
in the sand during that pregnancy

that I didn't digest
what was happening.

And so, I think, when
I went to the hospital,

I really think that was the first
time that really registered,

and it has nothing
to do with the baby.

It's just... You're like,
"Okay, we're having a baby,

and this is my son, and I'm
taking him home with me."

And I definitely was in a
state of shock, I think,

from my entire
experience... in general.

Go, go, go, go, go!
Don't stop, don't stop!

I felt really guilty that,
like, this woman just had a... my baby,

and you're just... I take the baby,
and then I go to another room,

and you're sorta separated.

Like, I felt it's such a
transactional experience

'cause it's not about him.

Hi.

I wish someone was
honest about surrogacy,

and the difference of it,

but it doesn't mean
it's bad or goo...

It's still great. It's
just very different.

Do you know what, you guys?

If Robert doesn't have a son, the
Kardashian name is dead forever.

I'm not even joking.

Uh, I, I could insert a lot of
things other people would say.

It's, like, less drama.

Kim, let me tell
you something about men,

they can have babies
until they're, like, 90.

- I know, but...
- So we have time for Rob.

It's gonna happen.
Give him time.

Hello?

Kim?

Hello?

Kim?

Kimmy?

Hi!

I had this fear of growing
older and running out of energy.

The work, the fun, the family,

it's all very full, and
I'm grateful and blessed,

but it's a lot.

So, how'd your call go with
Dolce, Domenico and them?

- Amazing.
- Yeah.

They want me to do a
collection and design...

Be the creative director
of the whole show.

- Yeah.
- Which is amazing.

They've never done this
with anybody else, ever.

They've never asked anybody
to do a collab with them.

So I think it's quite an honor
when you look at it that way.

I think that it's a little too
soon after Kourt's wedding,

and I wanna wait a year, so
I'm just trying to, like...

They wanna do it
for fashion week.

And I don't know...
How could they even

- pull that off in a few months?
- Because they're amazing.

Like, there's no one like them.

I think that it's gonna be
six months since the wedding.

- I mean, I, I wouldn't want...
- Four.

Well, and by the time the
clothes would come out, though,

it would be almost
nine months or a year.

Yeah.

My mom's known Dolce &
Gabbana for a long time,

and they always were asking
me, even before the wedding,

like, "Can we do a book?"

Kourtney and Travis
just worked with Dolce,

and that was her whole
vibe of her wedding.

But then, after the wedding,

I got a call saying that they
wanted me to creative direct

their fashion show in Milan.

I think it's such a good opportunity
that I don't wanna pass this up.

It's something to think about.
Why don't you talk to Kourtney about it?

Yeah.

Is that itching?

This one is.

I just have psoriasis
all over my legs.

That's just because
you're stressed out.

Well, tell the father of my
children to stop acting up,

and then I won't stress
out and get psoriasis!

Last season, I feel like everything was
so great professionally and personally.

Things change
really quickly,

but that's where
my family comes in

'cause without them, I
don't know what I would do.

Your leg looks pretty good
considering what you're going through.

The drams isn't
penetrating me... 100%.

I just feel like this is the time
where I... wanna stay single.

- You should.
- 'Cause I fall, like, quickly,

but I don't want to.

Do you think that you're one of those
people that can't be alone, really?

No, I love being alone.

Kim, you're always
with somebody.

- If it's not a man, it's your friends.
- Who?

I feel like you have to be
busy, and you have to...

- Busy?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, that's fine. I could be busy.
- You're flying around,

you're planning things, you're off and running.
- I'm a workaholic.

Are you that person who,
like, doesn't wanna be alone?

Or are you really gonna enjoy
this? That's really the question.

I really wanna enjoy this.

I don't wanna sound like
I'm complaining at all,

but I just don't wanna be out,

like, and it's so hard
'cause it's my business,

and I have to do
press for my podcast,

and I have to do press for this,
and I have to do press for this,

and it's like,

, I just wanna, like...

Live your life.

I want to be as
private as I wanna be.

- Just live my life...
- Yeah.

And, like, not date, or date
five people if I want to.

♪ Joyride by Libra
feat. Foxxi playing ♪

♪ Take a ride, take a
ride on the wild side ♪

♪ We can live, we can
live any way we like ♪

♪ Whatever we wanna ♪

Is there a
cup holder in here?

There sure is, but
remember, she's an old lady.

Actually, Kylie, you guys
are the same age, 1997.

- Wow, it's beautiful.
- Yeah.

This was meant to be.

Can't believe I called
you an old lady.

Ah, I know. Why is everyone
saying I'm so old now?

Kendall! What a cute cup holder!

This is a vibe.

Kylie texted
me out of nowhere,

and just asked me to teach
her how to drive stick,

and I was flattered

because when she asks me to help her
with something that I love doing,

I couldn't be more excited
to hang out with her.

Like, I get so giddy to the point
where I'm probably annoying.

Yeah.

I'm determined to learn
how to drive stick,

and I think it'd be a fun
sister bonding moment for us.

So,

let's do it.

So every manual car has,
like, a different personality.

So, like, you have to learn

- every car differently, in a way.
- Okay.

But once you get the gist
of, like, what you're doing,

- you're golden.
- Yeah.

I remember dad took me
out one time to teach me,

and I just wasn't
interested, to be honest.

It's fun to know.

- Why do all vintage cars smell the same?
- I don't know. Old leather or something?

So you're gonna have a
clutch, a brake and a gas.

So your left foot is always
gonna be on your clutch,

like, just even if it's
just chillin' next to it,

or, like, on top of it.

So, you use both
your feet like that?

Yeah, the whole
time pretty much.

So,

I'm not, like, a great
teacher, but I'll try my best.

- I'm already... very confused.
- So, like, when you're in neutral, right?

- This is neutral. I can take my foot off...
- It wiggle wiggles?

- Yeah, wiggle wiggles.
- Okay.

♪ Jiggle Jiggle feat. Amelia Dimz by Jason
Derulo, Duke & Jones & Louis Theroux playing ♪

♪ It makes me wanna
dribble, dribble, you know ♪

♪ Riding in my Fiat, you
really have to see it ♪

♪ Six feet two in a
compact, no slack ♪

♪ But luckily the
seats go back ♪

♪ I got a knack to
relax in my mind ♪

♪ Sipping some red, red wine ♪

So, what happens
if you stall out?

Like, what if I stall out... you stall
out right now in the middle of the street?

- It's a little embarrassing sometimes.
- Really?

I'm pretty good at
mechanical shit,

but the Porsche is
a lotta pressure.

I'm really nervous. I don't
want to crash her car.

♪ Shephard's bush,
my compact push ♪

♪ Notting Hill gate,
my Fiat skates ♪

♪ With a crate of
cabernet, but not today ♪

♪ Because I gotta drive,
I wanna stay alive ♪

You're gonna feel it.
You're gonna have to just feel it.

I'm so confused.

I'm half on the clutch,
half on gas right now.

I'm not even off the clutch 'cause I
don't know when they're gonna stop.

Now I'm off the clu...
Now I'm on the clutch.

I'm not in gear, technically.

Yeah, I don't get this.

You wanna switch? Are you ready?

I don't think I'll be ready
until... I'm in the zone.

Okay.

So, your foot's on
the wrong thing.

The middle one, that's the brake. Don't
touch that one with your right foot.

- So, if you push down on the clutch...
- Where's the brake?

Kendall?

Like, what if
there's an emergency,

- and I just...
- Your right foot's on the brake.

You're freaking me out now.
Please don't crash my car.

You never touch the, the clutch

- with your right foot.
- Really?

- No.
- I thought this was the gas, the right.

- 'Kay, well, if you ruin my car, you're buying me a new one.
- This is the, this is the brake?

Wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on.

I'm nervous now. I wasn't
nervous until this very moment.

- There's three but...
- This is a horrible start.

Wait, wait, wait.

This is a horrible start!

- There's three things down there?
- I don't even need to turn the car on.

- There's...
- Yes, there's three,

and your left foot's
only job is the clutch.

- Oh, my God, I'm so scared now.
- The sweat.

There's three?

- There's three. So, your left...
- There's three pedals

I have to
worry about now?

Three pedals?

Three?

We do not have
three feet for this.

It's too much.

I'm in neutral.

'Kay, your right foot

and your clutch foot are
basically gonna be doing a dance

to find that sweet spot.

Start just tapping the gas.

'Kay, now... No,
no, no. Tapping.

'Kay, now start...
Gently release, gent...

Slow, slow, slow, slow,
slow, slow. You stalled.

Go into... Go... Foot on
the brake and the clutch.

- But why do I move it before I start...
- Foot on the brake and the clutch.

Okay.

Go into first.

Yep... 'kay.

A dance.

It's a gentle dance.

So, slow on the clutch. Slow,
slow, slow, slow, slow, gas.

Slow on the clutch, Kylie.

- Yeah!
- You did it!

- Oh, my God!
- Okay, okay.

We should've definitely
picked a bigger parking lot.

- Yeah.
- This isn't a lot of room.

'Kay, try and go
out and turn around.

And if you need... Whenever
you're panicking, clutch.

If you need to break
really fast, just clutch.

- Now, foot on the clutch, clutch.
- Where are we going?

- I don't understand.
- Clutch, clutch, clutch, clutch.

Clutch! You can go to the
brake. Brake, brake, brake.

Foot off the gas, foot off
the gas.

See, see, okay. Now
we're still... Kylie!

We almost, we almost crashed!

We almost crashed.

Thank God we had that talk.
"When in doubt, clutch, brake."

'Cause it came to me.

I told you. Okay. Do you
wanna try backing out?

- No, I don't. I just don't.
- This is challenging. Okay. Okay.

I think I'm probably making things
way more complicated for her,

so I'm so sorry.

This is good for the first step.

But I could hear my car
was like... "Help me!"

We could try getting you home?

- You could try driving home.
- Me try getting home, Kendall?

- Yeah.
- You're kidding.

- No.
- I just don't wanna injure us.

'Cause you need to at least
get into second gear, Kylie.

This isn't even a lesson if
you're just going into first.

I think we need to go to
a street with a stop sign.

I agree.

I mean, maybe, like, those
streets in Beverly Hills?

Yeah.

O-kay, this is,
actually, perfect.

- Ready?
- Yeah.

We... are in the streets now.

- Okay.
- Yep, deep breaths.

Slow on the clutch, slow. Ah-ah,
less gas, less gas, less gas.

Slow on the clutch, you got it.

Okay, clutch, clutch, clutch.

Second, straight down.

No, no, no, no, no,
no. Stop. 'Kay, yep.

Now, little bit of gas, just a
little. You're already there, okay.

Kendall, you're, actually...

- stressing me out, though.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay, so, can I go into
neutral or something?

Neutral.

- Clutch, clutch, clutch, clutch, clutch.
- Ahh!

Um, go...

Now I'm going back
into first?

- Go left.
- Yeah, please.

Please, go ahead.

- You're in neutral.
- Oh, yeah.

Clutch. First. 'Kay.

- You don't need to be on the gas.
- Kendall, what am I doing now?

- Ah! There's, there's cops.
- Okay, clutch, clutch, clutch.

- There's cops.
- Foot off the gas, foot off the gas.

- Foot off the gas, off the gas.
- Ah!

Okay, now gas, a
little. You're good.

- I'm gonna... I'm taking an emergency exit.
- Clutch, clutch. Clutch! Clutch!

- Okay.
- Neutral!

Brake, brake.

Kendall, if you weren't
here, I swear to God...

- Obviously. This is your...
- I wouldn't be okay.

First ever lesson.

This is not coming
natural to me at all.

It's okay. It, actually, is, though.
This is, like, really good, I swear.

She did amazing.

My car, I can hear how tired
she is. Like, she is over it.

I'm done for the day.

Kylie, that was wonderful. I'm
really proud of you, honestly.

Thank you for teaching me!

♪ You better watch,
better, better ♪

♪ You better watch
out, better, better ♪

♪ You better watch,
better, better ♪

♪ You better watch out
'cause we're comin' for ya ♪

♪ You better watch out ♪

♪ You better, you
better watch out ♪

It is 818 week,
August 18th, 818.

That is my brand.

And so, every year we just
do, like, a, a fun 818 party.

Hey.

♪ We're countin' down the clock,
get ready for some action ♪

♪ 'Cause when I'm
an attraction ♪

♪ We're comin' back, back now,
it's time to make it happen ♪

Hi.

♪ You better watch,
better, better ♪

♪ You better watch
out, better, better ♪

♪ You better, watch,
better, better ♪

♪ You better watch out
'cause we're comin' for ya ♪

I think that one of the beautiful
things about me and my sisters

is we love to support each other, and
we love to show up for each other.

- I'm so in love with you.
- I'm so in love with you, tushy girl.

We have everyone
gathered to just support,

and just share all the
success, and have a good time.

- You know who it is?
- Yes.

- No, you don't.
- It's James!

How are you,
darling?

Good to see you.

How fun is this
robot, this 818 robot?

So cool!

Wait, I'm really
interested in this robot.

What's funny is, it's one robot, so,
like, yeah, you don't need people,

- but there's four guys operatin' the
robot. - Right, what's happenin'?

One of them could
just make a drink.

Or four men
could make four drinks.

Exactly, it'd be much cheaper.

This thing is so cool.

- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers. To 818!

Cheers!

I don't know, probably me.

I mean, I can drink the
most and hold it the best.

I mean, I can drink a lot.

- How cool is the robot?
- I'm gonna get involved.

Kendall and Kim show their
drunkness really fast.

Like, there's no hiding it.

They have two shots, they're
announcing it to everyone like,

"Oh, my God, I feel so drunk."

Kourtney, like, pees
just everywhere.

She gets drunk and she'll, like,

pee on everybody,
and everywhere,

and in public, and... like,
she's, like, naked somewhere.

She's just, like, a free lady.

No disrespect to the robot,
but it's just so strong.

Khloé's fun to get drunk with,
but she can get aggressive.

Watch out. And there's
no stopping her.

Get... Ay! Get over here!

You don't say hi to your auntie? You
better get outta here. Get over here!

If you had a chance...
to drink with any of us,

I'd pick Kris Jenner.

- Where am I sitting?
- You're over with me.

♪ So I've been, so
I've been told ♪

♪ Me, I'm so bold ♪

Oh, it's starting.

I'm, like, scared.

- I'm scared, too.
- What the?

Oh!

♪ So I've been, so
I've been told ♪

♪ Me, I'm so gold ♪

♪ So I've been, so
I've been told ♪

♪ I am so gold ♪

♪ So I've been, so
I've been told ♪

♪ I am so gold ♪

Looked like a airplane.

- Thank you.
- Here you go.

Thank you.

Special delivery!

I couldn't be more appreciative.

This is just so cool to
see everyone's faces.

The alcohol space is
predominantly male-dominated,

which can make your
life as a female founder

a little bit more challenging.

But it's been, also,
very motivating,

and I just feel like
I've learned so much,

not only about the
industry that I'm in,

but also about myself.

So, thank you guys so much.

That was great. I loved it.

That was
so cool, Kendall.

♪ Yeah, gimme that ♪

♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Yeah, gimme that ♪

♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Gimme that ♪

- That's amazing.
- It's so good.

It's delish! Gimme
the little crunchies.

Kim, pass that down. KIM:
It's so good, you guys.

Not much. Oh, I had a baby.

- "Not much. Oh, I had a baby."
- I had a bab...

- Well, I didn't have one.
- No.

- Yeah, so, or else I'm sure I would've remembered that.
- Yes, sure.

Yeah, so... what's your
first child called?

True. WAITER: Help yourself.

- True.
- Thank you so much.

So, you gotta call it "False."

Exactly, well, that, that, was,

- that was my first option.
- Or...

Oh God, what are we breaking?

Yes.

Hi, Snowy!

His name is not Snowy.

His name is Tatum.

So, Tatum and True.

Naming a human is
really hard.

- Where's a picture of this child?
- Oh my gosh.

Well, the weird thing is he looks
like my brother, which is very weird.

Yeah, well, I've got a
theory that at some point,

if only for a day...
even a minute,

I actually believe that's true.

I feel like I've
gone through a lot recently,

but... what's one more
thing on my plate?

We had that facial
the other day.

- Oh yeah... Yeah.
- And Khloé had that little thing removed

from her face, and
she had it biopsied...

- And it came back?
- And it's... cancerous.

- Stop. This is her third time.
- I know.

So, Khloé has a
little bit of a history

with... melanoma and
cancerous lesions.

So, this on her face is
very concerning to me,

and I'm actually very worried.

- I'm just a little worried about her...
- Well, yeah!

- Hello?
- So, now she has to have it... removed.

- Oh, wow.
- So, then, like, you go in,

- and you don't know how much of your...
- Yeah.

Cheek they're gonna
take.

I think that it's always scary
to hear something like this.

It's just... I remember
I'd go to her house,

and she had this little bump, and it
was, like, she tried to remove it,

and she's like, "It
just won't go away."

So, to find out that it was melanoma
is just, obviously, really scary,

and I just hope that
everything's gonna be okay.

- Wait, I need to talk
to you. - Uh-oh.

- Mom just told me it was melanoms.
- Oh, yeah, it's the noms.

Why'd she... What's
she tellin' you?

She pulled me aside...

- These are cute.
- She said very dramatically.

- Stop. What'd she... Bible?
- So, what are you gonna do?

I have to get a plastic surgeon
to cut the whole thing out.

They said they won't know
'til they open up my cheek

how big they have to cut.

But in my face is
gonna be annoying.

I just don't want a
big scar on my face.

So, at this point, I have
done one biopsy on this bump

that I just assumed was a zit.

It turns out it's not
a zit, it's melanoma,

and so, for my age, it's incredibly
rare, which I love this term

'cause everything that happens
to me is incredibly rare,

except for winning
the lottery.

But

it's so rare that they have to, like,
go in more to see if it's spread.

And so, at this point, it
does feel a little scary.

When it rains, it pours.
What are you gonna do?

I like this side of
my face better anyway.

I think, in our family a lot,

it's, like, we know how
to celebrate together,

we know how to
have fun together,

we know how to help
each other... back up

almost on, like, a
superficial level,

but it's, like... we don't really
know how to be sad together,

or to, like, grieve together.

It's kinda, like, something
that we all do on our own.

You know, Khloé's
been through so much.

I mean, it's scary to hear that
she could have skin cancer,

and I am worried for her.

Khloé, I know that
I'm already late

- for you.
- Y-Yes, darling.

But I am ovulating.

- Oh, my God, stop. What is that...
- Do you mind if I, if I...

If you give us five minutes to
go... do something really fast.

I have been just
settling into life.

Wife life is amazing.

- Can Travis do it in five?
- Yeah, he can.

I'll ju... Can I wait here?

- Should I go somewhere else?
- Yeah! You wait here. We'll be back.

I'm gonna leave my
microphone with you, Pax.

- All right.
- And that's...

- Are you really ovulating?
- Yes, I am.

- Let's see if it takes five
minutes. - Time it.

One time I was under my parents'
bed playing hide and seek,

and I fell asleep, and I woke up
to my mom and Bruce having sex,

and this is, sort
of, triggering me,

so I don't wanna talk about it.

My inner child
won't allow me to.

Lemme check my timer.

- Look what time this says.
- Fifteen?

It's what I said. By the
way, that's record time.

How? You've timed
yourselves before?

No, but I just know. It's
usually, like, hours.

I was laughing for the first five
minutes... so hard, I was crying.

- That's sexy.
- 'Cause I, 'cause I couldn't deal and then

I was like, "Get it
together, get it together."

That is so romantic.

The fact that you would
wanna have another baby

just blows my mind.

It's your time to be
free and have fun.

You're a newlywed. Literally,
like, in your honeymoon stage.

This is the prime of you and him
being, like, obsessive with each other,

- which anyone would want to.
- Yeah.

Whatever's God's plan.

We are officially done with IVF.

We would love a baby
more than anything,

but I just really believe in
what God has in store for us.

If that's a baby, then I
believe that it will happen.

I had seven frozen eggs from
years ago, before Travis.

When I was 38 or 39, everyone
was, like, pushing me to do that,

and most of mine
didn't survive the thaw

because eggs are one cell,

and then, none of them
made it to an embryo.

The freezing of the
eggs isn't guaranteed,

and I think that that's,
like, a misunderstanding,

is, like, people do it thinking that it's,
like, a safety net, and then it's not.

Whatever's meant
to be. I'm also...

We have a full, blessed
life, and I'm happy.

All the things that
came along with IVF

took a toll on me physically.

My health is still impacted
because it's hormones,

and also, like, mentally, it
definitely, like, took a toll.

So... I think just

being happy is most important, and
being a good parent to my kids.

We are just embracing that
whatever's meant to be will be.

Um, how's your
face coming along?

It's comin'. It's scary, like,
waiting for results and all that.

I don't like to be an extra burden.
We all have our own stuff going on.

Khloé definitely keeps
her problems to herself,

and I think probably she
doesn't feel comfortable

being vulnerable with everything
that she's been through.

I was thinking about
how, in our family,

we're so good at, like,
celebrating and having fun.

- Mm-hmm.
- We're... also good at, like,

lifting each other up when
we're, like, in a crisis.

- Mm-hmm, for sure.
- Like... but in, like,

almost, like, a superficial way.

Like, I don't think we know how
to, like, be there for each other

on, like, a deeper level.

What?!

Do you?

I think I do.

When there's something

pretty traumatic or
devastating in the family,

I feel like we're all
by that person's side.

That's my experience, and if
Kourt doesn't feel that way,

then I feel badly for her.

But I could easily say,

"Yeah, like how you didn't check in
on me about the baby or whatever."

It's just... She's
in her love bubble.

But, like, for you, for example,

I feel like you like to deal
with things on your own.

Well, yeah, I just don't like to
add shit to other people's lives.

I feel like we all have our times
when we're, like, closer than others,

- and I think that, like...
- Mm-hmm.

Obviously, you and I just have
a chemistry and a connection

unlike any other.

There's just an attraction

- that's... can't be broken.
- Yeah... It's undeniable.

It's undeniable.

Khloé will always be my soulmate

after my true soulmate
that now I have.

I think with Khloé and I,
there's no competition.

We're just genuinely, like,
obsessed with each other.

We also, I think, vibed a
lot on making fun of Kim,

and then I think
when that was gone,

Kim and Khloé
were, like, vibing,

and then I was the one who
got, like, ganged up on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, Kim could never be
as funny as me, obviously.

And we would all do anything for
each other, and, like, you know,

ride for each other 'til the
end, but it is a different thing.

And also, you and I aren't
doing one-on-one activities.

You're always with Trav
or your kids, which I get.

- I would be, too.
- Yeah.

You know what? I'm not into
talking about problems,

I'm into talking
about solutions.

So, here is what I feel,

- and that is, you and I...
- I'd l... I'm curious about that.

Have a day together.

- 'Kay.
- Have a Kourtney and Khloé

throwback day. Let's
pretend we're back in Miami.

- 'Kay, and yell at people on the streets?
- Yeah.

"How's your penis?" Let's
just do something fun.

We don't even have
to leave the gates.

Do you know much fun
you and I have together?

- I don't care where we go.
- Yeah.

I'll let you pick
anything you want.

- I was gonna say we...
- I'm just not going to one of your doctors.

Like, I wanna do something fun.

No steam up my vag.

- I'm not doing a cleanse.
- I want you guys to do a yoni steam.

No.

With me. I'll lead it.

Oye, oye, oye.

- I'm so tired.
- From probably having your 20-minute

sex session downstairs.

Well, I had one for this morning
for, like, an hour and a half,

and I had one last night
and the day before.

Who has that time in the day to
have sex for an hour and a half?

You know, we're
just living our best lives.

♪ Revelation by
Discothèque playing ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Play the victim,
it’s your sickness ♪

Hello?

Do you want me to
take my shoes off?

No, no, no, it's fine.

So, I spent my whole morning
having an anxiety attack.

I felt like I just
couldn't breathe all day.

You know when you just, like,
are on the verge of tears?

- It feels like your throat is like...
- Yeah.

You're about to cry?

- That's just how I've felt all day.
- Aww.

You know, there's been a lot
going on with Kanye right now,

and

things are going on in the media:
radio shows and interviews.

The kids
caught in Kimye's war

as Kanye goes after
Kim and her mom.

Even through all of the craziness of
everything that Kanye says about us,

like, I never
comment, I never post.

Like, he has made up the
most insane narrative...

- Yeah.
- About you and the tape,

and we stay silent,
we stay silent

through all the
lies, all the stuff.

I-I think, at this point, I just
assume everything I text Kanye

is gonna be put on the internet.

I think I can handle anything,

I just get really...
heartbroken for my mom

that she has to deal
with so much, you know,

from so many different sides
of people coming at her.

But you, you can't
control somebody else.

You know, he's doing
this to himself.

But even just like how
he looks so down on me

for, like, my tape,
and brings it up

all over town, all
over the media.

Like, thanks for reminding
people once again.

All of his shenanigans... I
don't even know what the

- to call it.
- Rhetoric.

Is gonna be far more damaging

to the kids one day

- than my tape will ever be.
- That's right.

And I have to sit here
and not say anything ever

because I know, one day, my
kids will appreciate that,

and I know that, like, is
the best thing for them.

And by the way, I'm the one
where shit could be going down,

and I get in the car, and every day,
the kids wanna blast Dad's music,

and I'm like, "He's the
best! Yeah, of cour..."

And I put it on, and we're singing along,
and inside I'm, like, dying because...

Yeah.

I will be his biggest cheerleader
to them forever, and one day...

- When they can understand.
- They see for themselves,

I'll answer whatever they want
me to, but, like, it's just...

- It's too much for one person to take.
- It's a lot.

And the one that was
supposed to protect me,

and still does interviews

saying they will be my forever protector
is the one that is hurting me the most.

He was the one that
started a rumor

that said I was having... Hooking
up with Drake, having an affair.

Our whole marriage, he
accused me of that, publicly.

So, the person that's supposed
to protect me the most,

publicly, would accuse me of having an
affair throughout our whole marriage.

I really can't wrap
my head around...

- Yeah.
- How he thinks he is a protector.

You know, sometimes,
Kanye will say to me,

"Can I have approval over what
you say about me on your show?"

And I'll say, "Well, you just talked
about me in this song, this song,

this interview, this interview,
and you didn't ask my permission."

And I never say anything bad,
I never say anything negative.

If I say, "I'm exhausted,"
I feel guilty about that.

I am exhausted.

For once, can everyone just get
their shit together... around me,

so I can
lose it just once.

I just wanna lose it once. I
wanna have a bad day and I can't.

Like, I can't even be
overwhelmed and have a bad day

because... no one else
has their shit together.

You're under a lotta stress, Kim,
and I don't even think you realize

the weight of the world
is on your shoulders.

I just feel bad, you know? And
I don't know why I feel bad.

- Yeah.
- And it's, like, I don't know what to do.

I don't wanna be a
part of this narrative,

and it's, like, when
is this ever gonna end?

Like, it never will.

It's just always so intense.

I don't wanna engage in
a public feud with him.

I feel like I have to do something,
especially when it involves other people

and it hurts other people.

Like, hurt me, just
keep it with me.

And I'm stuck with this
for the rest of my life.

First of all, you can't control
somebody else's behavior.

You have to look at
the history of this.

You were there for
him for so many years,

and then you finally decided that
you couldn't take it anymore,

it wasn't in the best interest
of you or your children,

you got a divorce, you did
the only thing you could do.

I think that I would be...

I don't know. I don't wanna
talk about this anymore.

Let's talk about something else.

Everything.

Next on The Kardashians.

Why are we crying?

I need you to be okay.

I'm definitely anxious about everything,
and now you just have to wait.

We are in Milan to
see my makeup being made.

I love this shade.

- More pink.
- More pink?

Yes! PERSON: Gorgeous!

I'm meeting with Domenico
Dolce from Dolce & Gabbana

to talk about the Dolce
show coming up in Milan.

Bellissimo.

It's gonna be so exciting.

I am a little worried
about Kourtney just because

this Dolce & Gabbana collaboration,
I think it's too good to pass up.

Kim and I definitely grew
up, like, more competitive,

although, I've let that part
go, I'm not sure if she has.

Would you wanna keep going
and everybody commit?

Or would you wanna kinda put
the show on a back burner,

and just live your
life without a camera?

Leah, to ask you an annoying
question, do my nipples look even?

My tits don't have any support. Do
you guys think that they look fine?

I can just hold 'em like
this the whole time.