All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.Batman.S01E16.MULTi.1080p.BluRay.x264-D4KiD

[announcer] The Adventures of Batman
with Robin, Boy Wonder.

Batman and Robin, Dynamic Duo
against crime and corruption,

whose real identities
as millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne

and his young ward, Dick Grayson,

are known only to Alfred,
the faithful butler.

Ever alert, they respond swiftly
to a signal from the police.

And moments later, from the secret Batcave
deep beneath Wayne Manor,

they roar out
to protect life, limb and property

as Batman and Robin,
caped crime fighters.

Batman and Robin,
scourge of Gotham City's kooky criminals:

The Joker, Clown Prince of Crime.

The Penguin,
pudgy purveyor of perfidy.

And the cool, cruel Mr. Freeze.

Watch out, villains,
here come Batman and Robin.

[narrator]
The Drilred Puzzle Factory in Gotham City,

where the Prince of Puzzlers practices
a new kick, painting.

Hey, that's beautiful, Riddler.
Want I should cut it up into a puzzle?

Might as well, Jigsaw.

The new art museum
rejected this masterpiece.

But I shall avenge my wounded vanity.

Gee, what can you do to an art museum?

[Riddler] What happens when you remove
the R from the word "varnish"?

You make it "vanish." Ha-ha-ha.

And that, men, is what we're gonna do
to the new museum.

[alarm ringing]

[narrator] That night, at Gotham City's art museum,

a burglar alarm summons the police.

We didn't steal nothing yet, Riddler.

What kind of caper is this?

What do you call a Russian fish?

A red herring. Ha-ha-ha. Come on.

[narrator] Meanwhile, in stately Wayne Manor…

Excuse me, Mr. Wayne. It's the hotline.

Thank you, Alfred.

Yes, Commissioner Gordon.

Oh? We'll meet you at the museum.

What baffles me, Caped Crusaders,
is that nothing is missing.

Nothing has been harmed.

Thank goodness
they did not spoil my painting.

This is Mr. Pier Van Shmeer.
He painted this mural.

- My pleasure, sir.
- [Robin] This is beautiful, Mr. Van Shmeer.

But what do these words
on Sir Jonathan's scroll mean?

What words? I did not paint words.

"When is a museum
like an inflated balloon?"

Holy brainteasers.
Sounds like the work of the Riddler.

This is vandalism.
Look, more on the sword.

"Why does the king raise his sword?"

I've got it.
A museum is like an inflated balloon

when it is blown up.

And the king raises his sword
to knight Sir Jonathan.

That mean the Riddler intends
to blow up this museum tonight.

[Gordon] Good grief.

I'd better throw a cordon of police
around the building at once.

Wait. The sight of police
will scare off the conundrum criminal.

Let Robin and me stake ourselves out
in the museum, alone.

Well, yes. Perhaps that will be better.

Good luck, Dynamic Duo.

And now, my quiz-lings,
it's time to set the big blowup.

But, Riddler, why are you so set
on blasting the art museum?

Jigsaw, once we blow
all those beautiful pictures to bits,

we will have created
the most challenging jigsaw puzzle

the world has ever known. Ha-ha-ha.

All quiet here on the first floor, Robin.

- How are things upstairs?
- No action here either, Bat—

[rustling nearby]

Uh-oh. Visitors.

The Boy Wonder.
Grab him before he alerts Batman.

[over radio] And take him to puzzle factory.

The Riddler.

[laughing]

[Riddler] I'm the first fisherman
to catch a sardine already in the can.

Ha, ha. Take him away.

Gone, with Robin.

[narrator] Moments later,
the police commissioner's daughter,

librarian Barbara Gordon,

is in her father's office
when he learns of Robin's capture.

And you overheard Riddler say
something about a puzzle factory?

I'll check it out, Batman, at once.

Puzzle factory? Hmm. I wonder.

See you later, Dad.

[Barbara] "Drilred Puzzle Company."

Hmm. I always was suspicious
of that name. Now I'm sure.

To the Bat-closet.

[narrator] The secret Bat-closet

where Barbara switches
to crime-fighting Batgirl.

[Barbara] I'll give the Riddler something to puzzle,

by wearing another costume over this.

[whirring]

[dings]

These are all the puzzle factories,
Batman.

Thank you, Alfred. "Ajax Puzzle Company,
Gotham Puzzle,

Drilred Pu—" Wait.

These letters are a jumbled version
of the name "Riddler."

[Riddler] This jigsaw is used to cut giant puzzles.

Now, riddle me this, Boy Wonder.
When is a villain like a clown?

When he takes a tumble,
which is what you'll do soon.

Wrong. A villain is like a clown
when he's cutting a caper.

In this case, a crusading caper,

which is what I'll do soon.

[Riddler laughs]

Robin? But I thought—

- Guess again, Batman.
- Batgirl.

But why the disguise?

I figured if Riddler sees another Robin,

he may think he's captured
the wrong one, and—

Good thinking. Let's go.

[alarm ringing]

Look, somebody trying to break in
through the roof door.

Must be Batman. Good.

Come. We'll slide the paper floor
over the acid tank.

See you later, Robin.

Crossword, you designed this trap.
Now answer this question:

Where would the secret button be
that slides the paper floor out?

Uh, I give up, Riddler.

Idiot. That's not a riddle.
I'm asking you where the secret button is.

Oh, sorry, boss.

Uh, it's in the doorjamb. There.

Ah.

Now we conceal the tank of acid.

[laughs]

Now, when the Dynamic Bore
opens that door and steps on the floor,

he will be no more.

[laughs]

- Hold it, Batgirl.
- Aah!

Oh, boy. That first step is a dandy.

Stay close. Come on.

[narrator] Batman and Batgirl come ever closer

to the thin paper floor
over the tank of acid.

Elsewhere in the factory,
the Boy Wonder struggles to free himself,

knowing it is imperative he warn Batman
of the terrible trap Riddler has set.

Put on your mask and wait here
while I see what's on the other side.

Right.

[narrator] No, Batman. No.

Can it be the canny king of conundrums
has concocted a cute camouflage

that will cancel the careers
of the courageous Caped Crusaders?

Whatever you do, stay tuned
for the thrilling action-packed conclusion,

coming up next.

[narrator] Emerging from the Riddler's labyrinth,

Batman and Batgirl arrive at a door

which, unknown to them,
leads to a vat of fuming and fatal acid,

concealed under a paper floor…

while in another room,
Robin struggles desperately to free himself.

Got to break loose. Must warn Batman

about acid trap.

The jigsaw. If only I can reach it.

There.

[Batgirl] Wait a second, Batman,
until I adjust this mask.

Got one foot free.

Let's try for one hand.

Hope I'm not too late to save Batman.

Stay here
until I see what's beyond the other door.

Stop, Batman!

Watch this.

- A paper floor.
- Over a tank full of acid.

[Batman] Thanks, chum.
Guess I'll have to swing across.

Holy carbon copy. Who's that?

It's Batgirl. Tell you about it later.
We've got to get her across too.

Caught you again, Boy Wonder.

Bye-bye, Batman.

We're taking your Robin to another nest.

They think she's me.

Yes. She's in bad trouble. Come on.

Come on, Riddler,
Batman will be here any second now.

I know.
I'm just making sure he'll follow us.

Throw the Boy Wonder in, and let's go.

[doors close]

They got away with Batgirl.

Riddler wants to capture us too.
He left a clue.

"Prince" means the Prince of Puzzlers.

What happens when he makes
photo enlargements?

[Robin] He blows up pictures.

- The art museum.
- Yes.

We've got to beat him there, Robin.
Fasten seat belts.

Handle those eggs gently, Crossword.

Gee, Riddler, what do we need eggs for?

Riddle me this.

What happens
when you fill an empty eggshell with nitro?

It becomes an egg-splosive.

[laughs]

Here's our chance to gain on them.
Set amphibious controls.

[Robin] Amphib controls, check.

I'll go in soon as you get set on the roof.

Check. I'll cover you from there.

Like busy little hens, we'll lay an
egg-splosive in every room of the museum.

[Batman] Hold it, Riddler.
Your plan has already laid an egg.

That's far enough, Batman.

Take one more step, and this egg-grenade
scrambles the Boy Wonder.

[laughs]

Riddle me this, Riddler.

When is a Boy Wonder
like a kid with the measles?

When he breaks out?

[Batman] Ha-ha-ha. Correct.

Impossible.
If Robin's escaped from this truck,

he really is a Boy Wonder.

Thanks for the compliment, old buddy.

Thanks, Batman.
At a time like this, it pays to be yourself.

Won't need this anymore.
Let's join Robin.

No. You go for the police
while we hold these rascals here.

Oh, no. I— Okay, boss man.

Get him, Jigsaw, now.

Thanks.
Think we can take all these guys?

We've got to keep them here
until police arrive.

Hey, Caped Crusaders,
what comes after a summer? Ha, ha.

A fall.

[Riddler laughs]

We'll take them to the puzzle factory.

Crossword, you follow in the Batmobile.
Quick.

[Riddler over PA] Ha-ha-ha.
I've designed this special puzzle game

for you, Dynamic Dum-Dums.

I hope you like it. Ha, ha.

Lights. That door is unlocked.

The idea is to reach it
without stepping on the explosive eggs.

Now, to make it easy for you,
I'll release you from the cylinder, so…

Is he kidding? This is too easy.

Not so, Robin. Look.

[Robin] Holy mackerel.

How do you avoid stepping on them
if you can't see them?

[laughs]

What have you got
when two smart eggheads

hit the egg-splosives?

Scrambled eggs.

[laughs]

There's a ventilating fan above us.

If I set my electromagnetic
Bat-power-pack on reverse…

- It could reverse the direction of the fan.
- Keep your fingers crossed, chum.

[Robin] It's working, Batman.

[Crossword] Hey, why is he reversing the fan?

I don't know, but—

Why, that sneaky creep. Look.

The steam's nearly all gone.

Yes. Let's go, but be very careful.

Get them, men. Grab them.

[Batman] A riddle, Robin.
How do you test the strength of a Batrope?

With a few jerks.

[villains grunting]

Let's see you riddle yourself out of this,
Riddler.

Oh, no. You didn't save any for me.

Nice work, Dynamic Duo.

Gee, commissioner,
I was just kidding around.

Having a little fun.

So how much time
can a judge give me for that?

That's easy, Riddler.

What is it that seems to run on forever
until it comes to a period?

A long sentence.

[heroes laughing]

[narrator] Citizens of Gotham, take heart.
Criminals, take heed.

The Bruce Wayne Foundation
is building an ultramodern crime lab

to serve
the city's law enforcement agencies.

Mr. Wayne, every citizen of this town

will be most grateful to you
for this crime lab.

[narrator] Not so,
Commissioner Gordon. Not every citizen.

Not the Riddler,
who watches from his newest home base,

the Dirdler Computer Service Company.

[Punchcard] That's trouble, Riddler.

That crime lab's gonna put
our crime computers out of business.

We must prevent that, Punchcard.

We must persuade Mr. Wayne
to abandon the project.

Yeah? How? Riddle me that.

How do you make a rich guardian
do what you want?

You take his ward.

His ward. Dick Grayson. Ha!

You sure are smart, Riddler.

[narrator] Later, baffled by a cryptic
message from the Riddler,

the police commissioner and his daughter,
librarian Barbara Gordon,

try to solve the riddle.

[Barbara] "Abandon crime lab
or consider this riddle.

'What will I have
when the hair of my heir loses its color?"'

Hmm. "Heir" could mean son.

But what will he have
when his son's hair loses its color?

He'll have a gray son. Grayson.

He's threatening to abduct Dick Grayson.

My stars.

Uh, sorry. Gotta run now.
See you later, Dad.

[narrator] Within minutes, Barbara Gordon,

in her secret identity as Batgirl,

races in hopes of foiling
the Riddler's plan.

Meanwhile, the Dynamic Duo
as Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson,

enter stately Wayne Manor.

- Alfred?
- Funny. He's always here to greet us.

Holy surprise package.

- [Riddler] Hold it right there, Mr. Wayne.
- The Riddler.

With a riddle. When is a bird in the hand
worth two in the bush?

[laughs]

When it's an ambush.

No crime lab, Mr. Wayne.
Promise, or there'll be no Dickie boy. Clear?

Don't let him scare you.

[Batgirl] Uh-oh. The Riddler is already here.

[Riddler] Can't four big men
handle one teenage kid?

Geronimo!

- Thanks, Batgirl.
- Hurry. Untie the others.

Run for it, Dick. Quickly.

Grab her. Grab her. Let go of me.

[Batgirl] Thanks for the lift.

Quick, after her. Don't let her get away.

[Dick] Careful. It's dangerous
to fool around on diving boards.

Yeah?

You fellows really go off the deep end
for a girl.

[Dick] Anyone for croquet?

Good work, Dick. Call the police. Hurry.

[gasps]

Ah. Take her, men.
Now, Mr. Wayne, we've got our hostage.

Call off your crime lab
or you'll never see Batgirl again.

Come on.
We've gotta get Batgirl out of trouble.

To the Batcave, chum. On the double.

- Yes, commissioner.
- The Riddler just phoned in another riddle.

"When is a double-crossed mastermind
like a funny comedian?"

When he brings the house down.

He's warning us that if we go ahead with
the crime lab, the walls will come down.

- Contact you later, commissioner.
- Holy Jericho.

How can the Riddler make the walls
come tumbling down?

I don't know, Robin. Let's check
the construction site. To the Batmobile.

A riddle, men. If you had sandwiches here
and rotten apples there,

which would you use
to feed a hungry man?

Uh… The sandwiches here.

Correct. The sand which is here
is what you'll use to weaken the concrete.

Mix a lot of sand into these cement bags.

[Punchcard] No, Caped Crusaders.

Ain't been a soul in this pit
since the workmen left at 5:00.

[Riddler] They won't spot Batgirl
in those dark shadows.

[narrator] Searching desperately
for some way to attract Batman and Robin,

the girl crime fighter spots
the construction crew's steam whistle.

[whistling]

Batman, there is someone down there.

Come on, Robin.
Let's go have a look-see.

- There she is, Robin.
- [Riddler] Let's get them, men.

Oh!

Up you go, chum.

Good thinking, Batgirl.
Anytime you need us, just whistle.

Thanks, Boy Wonder.

[Batman] Sorry if I "board" you.

[Data] There's Batgirl and Robin.

That was a lead-pipe cinch.

There's more. Come on.

Punchcard, get Batman.

[Batman] Punch that on your card.

Batman, mayday!

[splashes]

- Help!
- [Batman] One minute, Robin.

Stand aside, Crusaders.
Let me by, and I'll let you go.

Riddle me this, Riddler.
What kind of mill makes tire treads?

Uh, a treadmill?

That's my cue.

Stop it. Please. Turn it off.

That's what I call a running gag, Batman.

[siren wailing]

Here come the police for the wrap-up.

[Gordon] Good work, Crusaders.

I assure you,
Mr. Wayne will be very grateful.

Yes, I'm sure he will.

Say, commissioner,
how's your daughter, Barbara?

Oh, keeping herself busy.

She told me she's going to start
working evenings at the Wayne Foundation.

[Batgirl] Well, I didn't tell a fib.
This is the Wayne Foundation.

[theme music playing]