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then we've got to discuss the steel
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Fantana thing I can't work with you Jean
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I don't like his writing he writes books
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for the chronically self-involved no no
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don't be a snob when he's helped an
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awful lot of people oh he doesn't help
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them that's just an excuse he touches
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him all over space if that guy's the
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next best thing to a sex pervert oh he
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is not feeling 10 is a legitimate
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psychologist and besides he's the best
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selling sex pervert say you agree with
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me all that touch me feeling hug me hold
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me business it's not normal to touch em
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you just have to work with them why
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don't you think of it as a few weeks in
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the sunshine it's two weeks I can't
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leave Nicky alone that long can't you
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find a babysitter hey Nicky is 22 years
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old
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exactly get on the phone line cook
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yourself a first-class ticket but gene I
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hate Los Angeles I mean a sedan out
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there my clothes look funny hello
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everybody here from New York I don't
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have to tell them I know look I can't
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help it that Theo finds Hannah lives on
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the west coast I can't help it he's
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heard that you're the most brilliant
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editor an english-speaking world and
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that he wouldn't dream of working with
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anyone else who said that you did well
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all right let's face it the man is not
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entirely without insight so you think he
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plans to get touchy feeling needy well
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of course not we're professionals I
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don't know maybe you shouldn't
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underestimate yourself oh how can you
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eat that junk food when you see what I'm
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making for the banquet it's terrific
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okay but I'm gonna be in California
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maybe you can get Grampa to come that's
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okay who comes the one in January when
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we graduate you're finished easy
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anywhere e boy that went by fast yeah
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just think pretty soon you're going to
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tell all your friends that your son
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graduated Phi Beta Kappa from cooking
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school tell me mom from the heart do you
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ever wish she had two regular normal
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sons Dave is normal I mean he's going to
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medical school and he has a girlfriend
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I mean me wouldn't you prefer it if you
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had a lawyer a stockbroker instead I
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have a lawyer in the stockbroker
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they just don't happen to be my sons you
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won't hurt my feelings mom really I mean
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sometimes late at night Dutch wish I was
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a little more legitimate
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oh you're legitimate I can botch the bed
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besides being a chef is a perfectly
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normal profession it's just not
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conventional that's all no I know that
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it's just that sometimes I think I chose
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the wrong role model what do you mean
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some of the happiest times I can
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remember we're in the kitchen and I
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guess I went to cooking school because
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in some way I want to remember those
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moments for the rest of my life do you
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know how flattered I am that you chose
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me as a role model Nick hi oh hi
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okay so unicity these days all right oh
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yeah yeah I'm in school well that's me
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well it was great talking to you yeah
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you too
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bye-bye who are those nobody
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I don't get it honey I really don't I
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mean there's no reason why you should
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spend so much time by yourself it's not
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good for someone your age weight about
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so - your age you're not talking about
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me if you want to know the truth I'm
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still mourning for six months ago you've
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gotta get out the tastes like enough
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cooking endures there are a lot of
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wonderful things I wish you'd call the
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women there are female people who would
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be fun to know you know and they're just
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out there waiting for you
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you make it sound so credit or Nicki you
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know your problem you're too pinky I
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mean where is the rule that says that
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you have to marry everyone need to go
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out with you don't have to be so serious
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so intense about every relationship but
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I won't be serious why you're 22 you're
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in your prime yeah you're unattached I
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mean why can't you just like cut loose
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no and give some fun I would take a deep
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breath and go risk it yeah yeah like you
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damn sure we pace let me buy an Jovi
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base
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don't change the subject look you're an
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attractive intelligent woman why don't
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you take a deep breath in
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it's only been six years since your
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father died six years is a long time for
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me it's not yeah but you're attached
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you're in your prime why don't you just
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take a deep breath and go out there and
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risk it all hey come on I'm the mother I
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give the advice I'm gonna look
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ridiculous in California yeah you're not
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you're gonna fit right in you sure yeah
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if everybody across the USA
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everybody'd be soon
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I got a pony
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I am wearing
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Hiroki sandals
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and basically hello hi I'm Lynn
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Hollander
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I'm so happy to see you you're really
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good at that should be let's see last
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twenty years at the rate of four eggs a
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day don't you two would see here 29,000
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egg yeah that's it now I want all of you
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to try it with your partner
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oh yeah lots to learn
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don't be too hard on yourself we make
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great frost roses yeah but you can't eat
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for us two roses three meals a day yes I
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could
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voila okay yes call it what you like
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it's still liver and my kids won't touch
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are you comfortable yeah what you don't
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look up I guess I'm just not used to
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doing business a naked why do you feel
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you have to cover yourself up like
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ashamed of your body no on the contrary
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I love my body it's given me many years
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of uninterrupted service say oh I'd like
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to talk to you about the title
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I think fondly is too hard to hear you
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know and I think Fonda or else is ready
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what about me you think I'm too
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threatening if you don't mind I'd like
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to test market fondle with care now I'd
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like to make just a couple of points
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about style like a very tense person
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they're a massive nerds I hate to see
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somebody I like it into this kind of
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shape that's okay thanks a lot I'm
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totally relaxed now you know that you
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seem like a very special person it's not
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often you find a woman wears a brain and
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a body really I always thought it was
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kinda standard equipment what is this
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daggoo financière don't do French speak
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English animal insides sue me that's
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what it is my grandson here is gonna
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make some woman a very happy someday
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she'll bring home the bacon and he can
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cook it for grandpa damn with me I'm
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old-fashioned I'm a dinosaur I'm
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lumbering toward enlightenment give me
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time so young lady I hear you're a
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student at Yale University
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that's right mr. boss I'm a sophomore
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this is gourmet it takes time
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tell me you uh you must have a lot of
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boyfriend's over New Haven am i right
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sure hundreds
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how much longer she's gonna keep Laura
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tell me Laura do they teach manners in
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college these days sorry mr. boss it's
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just you know it's exam time and I'd
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rather be back at school than sitting
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here stuffing my face what do you study
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grandpa maybe she doesn't want to talk
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about what you studying no that's okay
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I'm majoring in English with a minor in
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psychology you speak English very good
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what are you gonna do when you leave
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school I haven't really thought about
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well Nick here hasn't thought about it
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much either he majored in philosophy
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yeah hi I made utin philosophy - no
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kidding oh well you both have so much in
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common maybe you should open a
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philosophy shop together I like to open
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a gourmet shop feed the body not the
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mind so what did you major in mr. Ross
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we didn't have majors in my day we had
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pushing and heavy lifting I majored in
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the garment district i minored him
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ladies lingerie so if we combine the
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last part of the third chapter with the
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middle section of chapter 7 then we can
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treat the sensuality of elbows and knees
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at the same time what do you play Japan
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can I have a picture Randy it's nice
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lady wants a picture how do I look
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stunning I like this shirt that mrs.
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Fontana pick it up there is no mrs.
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Fontana
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I think she wants you to take a picture
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us now let's have a real deal Fontana
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special
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this is what my mother intended in the
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first place
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what fixing me up with you you're
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kidding
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well it's the only reason she could have
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for bringing me here I have no interest
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in food I'm almost a certifiable
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anorexic thanks you're the only familiar
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name to me in this entire room that's
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because we're partners for cooking your
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mom and me no it's because she likes you
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yeah oh you can tell if a woman is
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wearing pantyhose jokes are so piece do
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you think so I like a good job down on
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that you really don't have anything in
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common do with so I think what we better
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do is take
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you recognize our brother well we really
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have a lot of work to do
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I know can't you relax for just a minute
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all right I'll try you have a videotape
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machine like a bias of the near tape
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then you can watch me back in the year
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oh you just reminded me I have to buy
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Nicky a present oh all right you like
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video games no maybe I'll get him a
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record or a video that he could take to
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us :
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we're go to the OE badge away to college
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last year feel pure fun 10 I want to
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thank you for your book you truly
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changed my life well I thank you
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you know my book says a human being can
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survive on a minimum of eight bucks a
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day but but optimal emotional health
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I recommend no less than 12 yeah I will
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add one hug today how many do you have
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none but I feel pretty good then I need
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a second hard no what are you gonna do
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about that lady could you come back so I
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say to a cheeseburger oh that's a great
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idea
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oh that's fantastic
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I get so sick of good food me too gotta
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admit when you're in the mood for it
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there is nothing like a nice big greasy
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burger no I don't think Laura is too
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crazy about me
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oh don't take it personally you know all
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she thinks about is school anyway
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are you disappointed in what about
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Lauren me that we didn't hit it off oh I
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just have to stop trying to fix her up
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you know I didn't think it would work
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anyway why not
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just because I didn't go to Yale no no
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mostly I assumed someone like you would
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have a girlfriend he did well you do
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don't you
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well actually I did but she's um no I
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don't have a girlfriend not at the
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moment
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oh well don't worry I don't know I'm
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kind of romantic
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I I've got very high standards and they
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just don't seem to be a lot of people
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out there I know I know
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well do you have to go yeah
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I've gotta catch the 11:35 train where
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are you going Scarsdale yes in a matter
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of fact they I'm going to Scarsdale
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that's what funny about that well you're
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just not exactly my idea of a Scarsdale
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matron I guess yeah thanks I guess so
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you live out in the suburbs
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with your two cars two kids a dog a cat
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and a button-down husband three out of
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four ain't bad
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no cat oh I'm sorry don't be I'm not no
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that's not so I am I'm terribly sorry
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I understand I know what it's like to
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loosen that could you possibly
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understand loss at your age my father
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died six years ago
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I'm sorry yeah
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Shelley I got a great idea let's stop
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apologizing to each other what do you
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say okay so when did your husband pass
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away you don't have to be so polite I
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mean he's not dead at least not in the
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conventional sense
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we're divorced oh oh I'm so uh I don't
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get it why would anyone in his right
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mind want to divorce you oh you are a
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romantic aren't you yeah sometimes I
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don't even believe what comes out of my
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mouth I mean I just think you're such a
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beautiful
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well you're really attractive and very
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bright and and forget it I don't seem to
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be able to say anything right yes you do
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everything you say comes out right you
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express yourself very well you think so
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mm-hmm well it just seems easier when I
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talk to you
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how about some more coffee I could I
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could catch the 12:05
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I hope you enjoy your last two weeks I
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know you're gonna be as much help to the
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other writers as you with me well I hope
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you enjoy signing autographs in Detroit
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and Traverse City and Akron and
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Cleveland and Winnetka you know I think
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we accomplished a lot in the last two
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weeks I really do
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so do I I like your games yeah I like
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the rest of you to sail could I have a
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hug
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tastehh
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it it tastes very very sweet
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how much sugar did she say to put in
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there a cup that's impossible no that's
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what you said I'm positive I don't
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believe it it doesn't taste right
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where's the book
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it must be in the other room I love your
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airplane look as soon as I get a job I
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plan to move outta here yeah you and
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Jason must have the same interior
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decorator only now he's 11
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yeah wasn't that long ago the most
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amazing thing about 11 is it lasts until
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you're 15 and all of a sudden they're
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just a severe case of galloping
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pointless so what happens then I don't
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know it hasn't happened to me yet I
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haven't seen this book since I was in
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high school what is it
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Edna st. Vincent Millay let me see that
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you know there's a poem in here I was
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thinking about when you are shopping oh
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here it is this one we were very tired
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we were very merry we've gone back and
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forth all night on the ferry and you ate
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an apple and I ate a pear from a dozen
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of each we had bought somewhere and the
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sky went one and the wind came cold
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and the Sun rose stripping a bucket full
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of gold and the sky went war in that
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great
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it's been any time since anyone's read
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me poetry
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how'd you like it
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is that a mistake
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a lot of control
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hi mom I'm great terrific yeah
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everything's fine how's your trip going
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uh well actually there is something new
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I'm seeing someone she's a student at
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the cooking school no nothing's the
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matter I just rather talk about it when
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you get home no mom there's nothing
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wrong with her she's an absolutely
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normal person she's perfect no no she's
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not married she's divorced mom you don't
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want to know okay okay
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she's 14 well actually she's 32
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sorry I know this is a very unpro well
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how'd she take it
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oh great fine I don't think it fazed at
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all she's a really accepting person yeah
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hello oh hi mom I'm glad you called back
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uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
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I I can't right now well yes actually
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she is Yeah right right here in my room
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yeah
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oh okay mama I will she sends her
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regards yeah I bet she did
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all right so she's a little upset why
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don't see why she should be I get all
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worked up over the casual thing hey hey
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hey it's not a casual thing you know
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Wow hey mom
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Hey look great very mellow very la
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faccia for that job you must be tired
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you must be too so how did things
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finally work out with you and a sex
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maniac
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funny I was gonna ask you the same thing
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mom it was a good trip you didn't hate
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him
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doctor touch me he turned out to be
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kinda nice pen so uh trying to go back
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there soon you're trying to get rid of
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me alright I guess we better discuss
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this yeah maybe you better
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what would you like to start well let's
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start with what's her name her name is
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Shelly Shelly grant and exactly what is
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going on with you and mrs. grant she
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wants to meet you
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you're kidding no I'm not why shouldn't
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she why would a woman who is dating a
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kid half her age
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I mean why on earth would she want to
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meet the mother maybe because I'm very
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proud of the mother maybe because I talk
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about the mother a lot maybe because she
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thinks you're a very interesting lady
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right and besides mom she read trust the
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body she has a few questions don't try
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and be funny about this this is not
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exactly a laugh riot to me why it's not
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a tragedy I only got a fatal disease I
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have a relationship I thought you'd be
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pleased pleased you have a relationship
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I am not pleased it's with an old person
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she is not an old person mom she's just
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a mature adult great maybe you can go to
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our rated films with her oh very funny
459
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honey look I would like to be able to
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celebrate this with you but I'm afraid I
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can't why why can't you because I find
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this whole thing just a little bit uh I
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don't know I'm natural do you really
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think that that is so incredibly
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prejudiced I'm not prejudiced I would be
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thrilled if you were involved with a
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third-world person if she were your own
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aide can't we just can't believe this
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reaction from you
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why can't you find someone her own age
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why does she have to pick on you wait a
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minute what's wrong with me don't you
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think that there just might be something
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special or interesting about me I mean
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it's it's so incredible than an adult
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woman might find me attractive
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I didn't say incredible I said unnatural
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boy I guess I have a pretty clear
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picture of your opinion of me now Nicky
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please don't bend this all out of shape
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look mom I am meeting Shelley for dinner
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Tuesday night at eight o'clock I'd like
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you to be there so is she pregnant cop
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serious then what are you worried about
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why can't you ever take my side Norman I
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do I take your side when you're right in
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this case you're wrong she happens to be
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a lovely lady she's so lovely why
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doesn't you find a man or old age maybe
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she doesn't want to maybe she prefers
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more youthful men happens all the time
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in French novels well this isn't a novel
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this is my son no way Nicky could have
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started this man I'll tell you that
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right now there's much to shy she was
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the aggressor this I know what do you
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mean aggression you mean like Deborah
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card tea and sympathy Oh Sylvia Kristel
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and try the plushies you seem to be an
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expert on the subject
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just trying to put this situation into
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which proper perspective
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lighten things up well it's not funny
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the human life we're talking about
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really don't be so dramatic
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why not besides I'm not even sure what
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anybody knows about us max you're
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supposed to know you're his mother in
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any case I think it's very nice but the
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two of them are going out together nice
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you think it's nice
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well I think she ought to stay in her
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house in Scarsdale and be ashamed of
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herself instead of flouncing around in
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public with the teenager
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she must be terrific looking through
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wiki to be so attracted to her she must
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be sensational looking even at 42 42 is
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a very young woman 42 is a young woman
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for somebody 74 for someone 22 it's not
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so tell me one it's a great looking of
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what she's very nice look how old is she
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she looks my team I believe this is
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happening
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it's not happening to you it's happening
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to Nick and you're not handling it well
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at all well what do you expect from me I
528
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am in shock
529
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in high school he took home a consisted
530
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of woodworking how can you be shocked
531
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why do you have to do what criticize you
532
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I'm your father I'm entitled no job why
533
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do you put your body through this year
534
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seventy four year old man don't change
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the subject
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what where are you going don't be so
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sensitive
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come on back here where you're going in
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such a hurry I got to go home and change
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I'm gonna meet her tonight
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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wait a minute this isn't right
544
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:37,850
she's gonna feel more comfortable next
545
00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:37,849
to you
546
00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:51,989
[Music]
547
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:14,720
are you nervous of course not I am this
548
00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:16,760
is not gonna work why we should surround
549
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:21,759
her that way she you know feel more at
550
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:21,760
home oh okay
551
00:34:36,268 --> 00:34:41,818
you're gonna like them all really you
552
00:34:38,949 --> 00:34:41,818
two have a lot in common
553
00:34:48,358 --> 00:34:51,759
honey kind of Shelly granny nice to meet
554
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:55,358
you
555
00:34:51,759 --> 00:34:57,699
the next told me so much about you I'm
556
00:34:55,358 --> 00:35:00,098
sorry I'm late I had to pick separate
557
00:34:57,699 --> 00:35:02,108
for my son oh you have a little boy yes
558
00:35:00,099 --> 00:35:05,980
Jason he's 11
559
00:35:02,108 --> 00:35:09,598
Oh 11 I remember when Nick was 11 it
560
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:09,599
seems like there's only yesterday you
561
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:17,710
have other children already told you
562
00:35:14,768 --> 00:35:22,598
Laura how old is she she's 19 she's at
563
00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:25,809
Yale remember what Nick tells me you
564
00:35:22,599 --> 00:35:29,109
have another son Stevie he's a medical
565
00:35:25,809 --> 00:35:37,359
student at 25 oh well you must have been
566
00:35:29,108 --> 00:35:38,108
a child bride no as I understand you're
567
00:35:37,358 --> 00:35:40,239
divorced
568
00:35:38,108 --> 00:35:46,598
mom how long have you been on the loose
569
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:48,639
uh dating available around Martin and I
570
00:35:46,599 --> 00:35:50,950
have been separated a year in three
571
00:35:48,639 --> 00:35:53,170
months he's north adonis he fell in love
572
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:54,879
with his dental hygienist she's 23 years
573
00:35:53,170 --> 00:35:56,619
old they lived together I got the house
574
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,509
in Scarsdale as part of the settlement
575
00:35:56,619 --> 00:36:00,039
I'm going to have to sell it because I
576
00:35:58,509 --> 00:36:02,440
have no income I work in a bookstore
577
00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:04,119
part-time Jason lives at home and he
578
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,519
spends every other weekend with his dad
579
00:36:04,119 --> 00:36:08,588
does that cover it for you
580
00:36:06,518 --> 00:36:11,469
good evening I have some wonderful
581
00:36:08,588 --> 00:36:18,699
specials for you and I salad please
582
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:21,879
dressy oil and vinegar yes um fettuccine
583
00:36:18,699 --> 00:36:24,278
alfredo please sir and I'll have the
584
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:26,079
rack of lamb rare and could we get
585
00:36:24,278 --> 00:36:28,420
another round of drinks please of course
586
00:36:26,079 --> 00:36:30,068
what would you like Shelley oh nothing
587
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:34,108
for me thanks I'd like to be totally
588
00:36:30,068 --> 00:36:34,108
alert for this a month
589
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:42,619
well I'll have another Scotch please
590
00:36:38,768 --> 00:36:45,998
better make it a double so do your
591
00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:49,959
children know about you and knit no
592
00:36:45,998 --> 00:37:02,718
we're a guy just going to the men's room
593
00:36:49,958 --> 00:37:03,139
right back why are you doing this doing
594
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,208
what
595
00:37:03,139 --> 00:37:08,179
well I think you know what I'm talking
596
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:10,248
about you mean why am i involved with
597
00:37:08,179 --> 00:37:13,038
Nick well I'm not sure I would have
598
00:37:10,248 --> 00:37:14,679
phrased it quite that way well how would
599
00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:17,299
you put it
600
00:37:14,679 --> 00:37:19,899
what's going on here why are you playing
601
00:37:17,298 --> 00:37:22,038
with the emotions of a boy half your age
602
00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:23,349
if that's what you think I'm doing
603
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:26,049
you're mistaken
604
00:37:23,349 --> 00:37:28,548
you haven't answered my question I
605
00:37:26,048 --> 00:37:33,259
thought I had maybe I wasn't clear
606
00:37:28,548 --> 00:37:36,858
enough why are you using Nick I am not
607
00:37:33,259 --> 00:37:39,708
using Nick I don't play with people how
608
00:37:36,858 --> 00:37:42,588
do you do you are I mean it can't be any
609
00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:44,808
more than a side dish for you I mean it
610
00:37:42,588 --> 00:37:51,228
can't be serious about a 22 year old boy
611
00:37:44,809 --> 00:37:54,650
I know but I am listen I can't control
612
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:57,259
my emotions here I mean I I didn't plan
613
00:37:54,650 --> 00:38:02,709
on getting involved with someone so
614
00:37:57,259 --> 00:38:08,269
young I didn't seduce him
615
00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:10,458
it just it don't come on now a grown-up
616
00:38:08,268 --> 00:38:14,298
person you know these things don't just
617
00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:17,078
happen yes but it did look I'm not like
618
00:38:14,298 --> 00:38:21,048
this I don't do this kind of thing I
619
00:38:17,079 --> 00:38:22,849
mean I'm surprised at myself I always
620
00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:25,099
follow the rules I don't let my kids
621
00:38:22,849 --> 00:38:26,989
throw their wrappers in the street I
622
00:38:25,099 --> 00:38:29,209
can't even jaywalk do you think I'm
623
00:38:26,989 --> 00:38:34,548
happy about this then why are you doing
624
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:39,818
it because I'm happy I like Nick so much
625
00:38:34,548 --> 00:38:39,818
he's so sweet and sensitive and
626
00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:56,039
I was so lonely before and unhappy and
627
00:38:46,500 --> 00:39:00,570
he makes me feel so so safe and he has
628
00:38:56,039 --> 00:39:01,920
feelings mean nothing to you what well
629
00:39:00,570 --> 00:39:03,870
because when you're finished with him
630
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:07,139
and you will be he's going to be
631
00:39:03,869 --> 00:39:08,309
devastated what kind of a person do you
632
00:39:07,139 --> 00:39:10,739
think I am
633
00:39:08,309 --> 00:39:14,730
I don't know that's what I'm trying to
634
00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:16,409
find out well so am i well please just
635
00:39:14,730 --> 00:39:19,289
don't discover yourself at the expense
636
00:39:16,409 --> 00:39:19,889
of my son your son can take care of
637
00:39:19,289 --> 00:39:22,920
himself
638
00:39:19,889 --> 00:39:25,529
your son is an exceptional person and
639
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,240
with all those wonderful qualities he
640
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:30,030
must have had a hell of an extraordinary
641
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:33,479
mother although I have yet to see much
642
00:39:30,030 --> 00:39:35,840
evidence of that because everything
643
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,840
going
644
00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:40,929
[Music]
645
00:39:54,710 --> 00:39:59,990
thank you for driving us he was on my
646
00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:59,990
way
647
00:40:01,750 --> 00:40:08,519
I'll be I'll be right up oh good night
648
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:13,630
tonight it was nice meeting you
649
00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:27,820
no matter what and I thought the food
650
00:40:13,630 --> 00:40:29,650
was good boy she tough look I know her
651
00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:31,780
she's gonna regret saying that the
652
00:40:29,650 --> 00:40:34,559
minute she gets in the elevator it'll
653
00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:37,060
keep her awake all night I hope so
654
00:40:34,559 --> 00:40:40,329
you were wonderful
655
00:40:37,059 --> 00:40:42,429
oh no I wasn't are there than finding my
656
00:40:40,329 --> 00:40:45,219
husband and his lover wrapped together
657
00:40:42,429 --> 00:40:49,779
in the dental chair this has been the
658
00:40:45,219 --> 00:40:53,439
worst night of my fault lucky me to know
659
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:54,850
you don't count you're only 22 I haven't
660
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:58,320
heard that often enough tonight
661
00:40:54,849 --> 00:41:01,949
oh I'm sorry shall we give it to her
662
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,950
she'll get used to it
663
00:41:02,010 --> 00:41:08,300
but will I be better
664
00:41:09,210 --> 00:41:15,900
I mean maybe this is a good preparation
665
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:18,058
quarters
666
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:20,490
well what happened tonight with your
667
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:23,220
mother we have to expect this you know
668
00:41:20,489 --> 00:41:28,409
people are not going to like this you
669
00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:32,058
and me I guess look Nick can you take it
670
00:41:28,409 --> 00:41:36,058
I have a confession to make
671
00:41:32,059 --> 00:41:38,040
what not only can I take it but on some
672
00:41:36,059 --> 00:41:40,079
secret level I love it because I know
673
00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:43,579
what makes them so angry is that they're
674
00:41:40,079 --> 00:41:43,579
so jealous of me Oh
675
00:41:49,818 --> 00:41:54,210
want me to hold that for you over here
676
00:41:52,039 --> 00:41:59,429
very funny
677
00:41:54,210 --> 00:42:01,199
I just had a call from LA I'm getting
678
00:41:59,429 --> 00:42:04,679
some interesting feedback on you
679
00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:07,469
yeah mm-hmm he said that you are the
680
00:42:04,679 --> 00:42:09,618
best editor he's ever had those were his
681
00:42:07,469 --> 00:42:11,730
exact words
682
00:42:09,619 --> 00:42:12,838
he also said he would like to work with
683
00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:14,519
you again but he didn't want to apply
684
00:42:12,838 --> 00:42:17,789
any pressure which is why you talked to
685
00:42:14,519 --> 00:42:20,338
me about it so I thought I'd apply a
686
00:42:17,789 --> 00:42:22,730
little pressure how would you like to
687
00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:24,929
head up our Los Angeles office
688
00:42:22,730 --> 00:42:26,250
Theo isn't the only author out there
689
00:42:24,929 --> 00:42:27,868
that feels this way you're gonna
690
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:31,949
consider moving out there even on a
691
00:42:27,869 --> 00:42:33,750
trial basis why well because I like it
692
00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:36,389
here in New York I mean I'm used to dirt
693
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:38,730
and grime and paranoia and you know my
694
00:42:36,389 --> 00:42:41,039
friends are here and besides I can't
695
00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:42,690
believe Nicki you mean how much could he
696
00:42:41,039 --> 00:42:44,639
need - he's 22 years old
697
00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:47,338
all right I need him we're very close
698
00:42:44,639 --> 00:42:49,469
when I think this move would be good for
699
00:42:47,338 --> 00:42:50,519
you face it there's got to be more to
700
00:42:49,469 --> 00:42:55,078
life than mothering
701
00:42:50,519 --> 00:42:56,670
I like mother I hate to say this one but
702
00:42:55,079 --> 00:42:58,740
Nick could be a father before you stop
703
00:42:56,670 --> 00:43:00,389
being a mother he depends on me we
704
00:42:58,739 --> 00:43:02,189
confide in each other all the more
705
00:43:00,389 --> 00:43:04,170
reason leave him alone
706
00:43:02,190 --> 00:43:05,880
let him have the thrill of Independence
707
00:43:04,170 --> 00:43:08,490
let him discover the excitement of
708
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:11,720
people is own age that's not what
709
00:43:08,489 --> 00:43:11,719
happens when I leave him alone
710
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:21,260
I wish I had a cigarette
711
00:43:17,289 --> 00:43:24,170
why y'all smoke because that's what they
712
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:27,560
used to do in movies at a time like this
713
00:43:24,170 --> 00:43:29,000
what movies Oh movies your mother and I
714
00:43:27,559 --> 00:43:30,829
used to watch movies you don't know
715
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,989
about you know I wish your mother didn't
716
00:43:30,829 --> 00:43:36,110
hate me so much she doesn't she just
717
00:43:32,989 --> 00:43:37,250
hates the idea of you yeah huh I think
718
00:43:36,110 --> 00:43:39,829
she might even kind of like you as a
719
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:40,400
person that's ridiculous you can't stand
720
00:43:39,829 --> 00:43:42,279
me
721
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,970
no she asked me to ask you to dinner she
722
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,860
did yeah
723
00:43:43,969 --> 00:43:50,029
next Monday I think she's gonna make pot
724
00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:59,380
roast I won't be damned well this is one
725
00:43:50,030 --> 00:43:59,380
day I am NOT going to forget let me see
726
00:44:00,309 --> 00:44:05,630
what a doofus
727
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,130
well you can't expect me to like him oh
728
00:44:05,630 --> 00:44:09,980
I guess not
729
00:44:07,130 --> 00:44:13,930
I don't what did you see in him anyway
730
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:15,980
he did great them work come on really
731
00:44:13,929 --> 00:44:17,440
well you don't want to know about this
732
00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:20,090
yes I do
733
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:24,200
well he was a lot taller than I was and
734
00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:27,019
he had very nice forearms of course no
735
00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:32,029
really he made me feel made me feel very
736
00:44:27,019 --> 00:44:34,159
secure he wanted it was a sane reliable
737
00:44:32,030 --> 00:44:37,070
man until he hit 40 you know you look a
738
00:44:34,159 --> 00:44:38,750
fool five thanks a lot no not now then
739
00:44:37,070 --> 00:44:40,900
look at your hair and everything
740
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,900
Oh
741
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:50,700
I feel 20 now is that crazy
742
00:44:52,420 --> 00:45:03,220
[Music]
743
00:45:00,358 --> 00:45:05,130
see the only man you ever loved
744
00:45:03,219 --> 00:45:08,309
[Music]
745
00:45:05,130 --> 00:45:08,309
until now
746
00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:13,889
[Music]
747
00:45:14,639 --> 00:45:22,210
there and there have you seen my medium
748
00:45:19,659 --> 00:45:24,069
whisk what my medium whisk
749
00:45:22,210 --> 00:45:26,260
oh yeah it's over here on the shelf
750
00:45:24,070 --> 00:45:27,970
what's it doing over there I like it
751
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:29,980
here with my frequently used utensils
752
00:45:27,969 --> 00:45:34,179
well Shelley and I will practice single
753
00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:37,800
read in the kitchens it's a garlic fish
754
00:45:34,179 --> 00:45:40,210
soup why did you ever cook at her house
755
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:42,210
well it's inconvenient for me to get
756
00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:45,670
there and besides Jason gets in the way
757
00:45:42,210 --> 00:45:47,260
surely not in the way of cooking mom all
758
00:45:45,670 --> 00:45:49,750
right no I just put things back where
759
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:50,410
you found them please so uh what are we
760
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:53,829
having for dinner
761
00:45:50,409 --> 00:45:55,920
pot roast great fantastic she'll love
762
00:45:53,829 --> 00:46:00,460
your pot roast
763
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:02,500
whoo chili I invited her to dinner she
764
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:04,179
was in the city so I thought it'd be a
765
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:05,530
good idea do you call that thought you
766
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:08,199
were a philosophy major that's not
767
00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:09,730
thought that's impulse all right I meant
768
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:11,769
to ask you about it before but I was
769
00:46:09,730 --> 00:46:15,250
afraid you'd say no so I just kept
770
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:16,630
avoiding it until now yeah why is she
771
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:18,789
coming here is she a glutton for
772
00:46:16,630 --> 00:46:20,380
punishment or what no I told her about
773
00:46:18,789 --> 00:46:23,230
your pot roast I guess she's just a
774
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:27,010
glutton did you tell her I was gonna be
775
00:46:23,230 --> 00:46:29,619
here of course Oh Nick I don't think
776
00:46:27,010 --> 00:46:31,690
this look mom we're gonna have a good
777
00:46:29,619 --> 00:46:33,070
time you'll see yes if you give it a
778
00:46:31,690 --> 00:46:33,639
chance I think you two could really hit
779
00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:38,530
it off
780
00:46:33,639 --> 00:46:40,799
you do I think you better lock up the
781
00:46:38,530 --> 00:46:40,800
knives
782
00:46:50,889 --> 00:46:56,269
the secret to my grandmother's recipe is
783
00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:57,680
what she quit the stock apparently
784
00:46:56,269 --> 00:46:59,570
secrets are always the best
785
00:46:57,679 --> 00:47:02,480
what did she put in it I can't tell you
786
00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:05,870
it's a secret I was only kidding
787
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:09,619
and she took two two cups of red wine
788
00:47:05,869 --> 00:47:12,289
and a quark cup of cognac flamed two
789
00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:14,000
strips of bacon dies Oh three cloves of
790
00:47:12,289 --> 00:47:17,110
garlic and a bay leaf that's the
791
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:20,449
standard Bergen eel recipe right Nick
792
00:47:17,110 --> 00:47:21,860
yeah it certainly sounds the same yeah
793
00:47:20,449 --> 00:47:26,230
but I haven't gotten to the secret part
794
00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:28,930
yet she also added a teaspoon of sugar
795
00:47:26,230 --> 00:47:34,059
thickened with a tablespoon of butter
796
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:34,059
blended with a tablespoon of flour oh
797
00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:50,079
it's amazing what a huge difference one
798
00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:52,930
teaspoon of sugar can make isn't it yes
799
00:47:50,079 --> 00:47:55,159
huge difference
800
00:47:52,929 --> 00:47:56,989
have you ever tried putting the
801
00:47:55,159 --> 00:47:59,329
casserole in the oven it takes a little
802
00:47:56,989 --> 00:47:59,989
longer but it comes that way it won't be
803
00:47:59,329 --> 00:48:01,849
overcooked
804
00:47:59,989 --> 00:48:03,799
you never said my pot roast was
805
00:48:01,849 --> 00:48:06,710
overcooked no no I didn't mean it was
806
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:09,110
you love my pot roast yes I do damn it
807
00:48:06,710 --> 00:48:10,760
come on Charlie let's let mom make a pot
808
00:48:09,110 --> 00:48:12,440
roast she really doesn't very well
809
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:15,200
I'm sorry what are you cooking your
810
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:17,269
course and we're all give each other how
811
00:48:15,199 --> 00:48:20,480
much longer will it be I should think
812
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:22,820
you know about an hour right right
813
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:27,559
well maybe showing I'll just go into my
814
00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:33,440
room and read or something the
815
00:48:27,559 --> 00:48:38,539
vegetables smell great the vegetables
816
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:40,809
smell great and haven't even put them in
817
00:48:38,539 --> 00:48:40,809
yet
818
00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:08,600
yeah
819
00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:57,769
I'm acting like a total crazy person
820
00:49:34,820 --> 00:50:02,320
here you make me so he done I don't need
821
00:49:57,769 --> 00:50:04,579
this I really don't I mean a person's
822
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:08,240
home is their castle
823
00:50:04,579 --> 00:50:11,869
they have no right at the nerve of that
824
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:15,399
woman flouncing in here seducing my son
825
00:50:11,869 --> 00:50:15,400
and criticizing my cookie
826
00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:40,059
no I will not have them slot there want
827
00:50:37,969 --> 00:50:44,299
and sexuality in my face
828
00:50:40,059 --> 00:50:50,769
my limbs my model earrings I will not
829
00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:54,880
have this in my house what is that Jason
830
00:50:50,769 --> 00:50:54,880
well I won't have it in my house
831
00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:17,210
that's ridiculous there because I can't
832
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:19,249
of course I've never been to Battle
833
00:51:17,210 --> 00:51:24,499
Creek I've never even seen a cereal
834
00:51:19,248 --> 00:51:26,209
factory no well because I mean even if I
835
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:29,538
could I couldn't this weekend is my
836
00:51:26,210 --> 00:51:38,409
birthday party what do you think it's
837
00:51:29,539 --> 00:51:38,410
50th okay right all right bye
838
00:52:01,510 --> 00:52:05,028
where's Nancy she went to get a little
839
00:52:03,768 --> 00:52:06,500
shopping and while I drop the bags off
840
00:52:05,028 --> 00:52:08,150
at the apartment she went directly from
841
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:09,528
baggage claim to Bloomingdale's well we
842
00:52:08,150 --> 00:52:12,349
don't get to New York all that often
843
00:52:09,528 --> 00:52:13,730
I know boy do I know listen they let you
844
00:52:12,349 --> 00:52:16,250
have your like this in medical school
845
00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:18,528
don't start I'm not starting to starting
846
00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:19,568
so glad that my family didn't gather
847
00:52:18,528 --> 00:52:23,239
again
848
00:52:19,568 --> 00:52:23,750
so how's Nikki doing how much time have
849
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:27,979
you got
850
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:32,298
why well it's not an easy question to
851
00:52:27,980 --> 00:52:36,289
answer but uh let me put it as politely
852
00:52:32,298 --> 00:52:39,639
and succinctly as I can he's having an
853
00:52:36,289 --> 00:52:39,640
affair with the woman twice his age
854
00:52:41,018 --> 00:52:45,409
Nikki you're putting me on
855
00:52:43,909 --> 00:52:47,778
would I get about something like that
856
00:52:45,409 --> 00:52:54,259
normally yes well there's nothing normal
857
00:52:47,778 --> 00:52:59,239
about this situation I think we're
858
00:52:54,260 --> 00:53:04,849
actually here you look fabulous
859
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:06,679
my sweetest man missed you the stores
860
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:09,318
here on a madhouse and I had the
861
00:53:06,679 --> 00:53:11,419
wouldest cab driver you know it's still
862
00:53:09,318 --> 00:53:14,469
the most exciting city in the world I
863
00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:16,880
got a great present for grandpa Norman
864
00:53:14,469 --> 00:53:20,298
and I picked up a little bread and
865
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:21,500
butter gift for you too oh you shouldn't
866
00:53:20,298 --> 00:53:25,150
have done that
867
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:25,150
thank you Oh
868
00:53:26,059 --> 00:53:35,630
oh they're uh grapes ears ready for
869
00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:42,220
cutting grapes off the stem oh yes there
870
00:53:35,630 --> 00:53:42,220
I don't know how I lived without them
871
00:53:44,108 --> 00:53:51,199
isn't she something where did I go wrong
872
00:53:48,139 --> 00:53:53,868
you did eat you got one summers of
873
00:53:51,199 --> 00:53:55,909
doctor the others a friendship as long
874
00:53:53,869 --> 00:53:57,410
as they're happy right not their careers
875
00:53:55,909 --> 00:54:00,159
I'm worried about it's their love lives
876
00:53:57,409 --> 00:54:02,649
oh that
877
00:54:00,159 --> 00:54:03,819
steeds going with a Barbie doll the
878
00:54:02,650 --> 00:54:06,460
other one's gonna be a grandmother
879
00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:07,120
before next 30 years old it could be
880
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:09,730
worse
881
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:12,369
oh yeah I don't see how you ever see a
882
00:54:09,730 --> 00:54:14,710
Barbie doll was a grandmother don't you
883
00:54:12,369 --> 00:54:19,179
ever take anything seriously why should
884
00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:21,039
I it's only live here come sit you
885
00:54:19,179 --> 00:54:26,889
promise you won't criticize I never
886
00:54:21,039 --> 00:54:31,809
criticize I merely observed Nancy gave
887
00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:32,799
me a present pair of grape shears what a
888
00:54:31,809 --> 00:54:35,619
grape shears
889
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:39,340
it's an implement for separating grapes
890
00:54:35,619 --> 00:54:43,029
from their stems we say this for Shelley
891
00:54:39,340 --> 00:54:45,309
she's down to earth there you go oh come
892
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:46,810
on I'm not such an ogre she's just not
893
00:54:45,309 --> 00:54:48,610
what I had in mind for Nick that's all
894
00:54:46,809 --> 00:54:53,650
well what did you have in mind
895
00:54:48,610 --> 00:54:55,960
cheerleader maybe of course not but I
896
00:54:53,650 --> 00:54:58,829
wanted an infant fur grandchild not a 19
897
00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:01,360
year old I wanted somebody who would
898
00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:02,889
discover life with Nick not someone
899
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:05,410
who's been around the block a few times
900
00:55:02,889 --> 00:55:07,779
it's perfectly understandable but what
901
00:55:05,409 --> 00:55:10,029
about for yourself I just told you no
902
00:55:07,780 --> 00:55:11,800
you didn't you told me what you expected
903
00:55:10,030 --> 00:55:14,590
for Nick you never once mentioned what
904
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:18,810
you expected is not to criticize that's
905
00:55:14,590 --> 00:55:18,809
not a criticism that's just a question
906
00:55:24,820 --> 00:55:30,160
I guess I want things to be the way they
907
00:55:27,159 --> 00:55:33,250
were before before Shelly came along you
908
00:55:30,159 --> 00:55:39,179
know before that even when I have a
909
00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:39,179
husband I want David
910
00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:43,990
I get so tired of doing everything by
911
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:46,600
myself you know I'm not very good at it
912
00:55:43,989 --> 00:55:55,209
I mean I give terrible advice and I
913
00:55:46,599 --> 00:55:56,909
behave very badly in a crisis want to be
914
00:55:55,210 --> 00:56:00,760
a family again
915
00:55:56,909 --> 00:56:02,349
well I can understand that I mean none
916
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:04,960
of this would have happened isn't it dad
917
00:56:02,349 --> 00:56:10,779
father wrong none of this would have
918
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:11,710
happened if they hadn't well I hope
919
00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:14,320
you're happy
920
00:56:11,710 --> 00:56:15,519
shelli's accepted your invitation she
921
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,630
and her kids are gonna come to your
922
00:56:15,519 --> 00:56:19,179
party
923
00:56:16,630 --> 00:56:22,240
great did you tell him to bring me
924
00:56:19,179 --> 00:56:23,289
presents sure it's well for you meantime
925
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:25,179
I don't know if I'm gonna make it
926
00:56:23,289 --> 00:56:26,829
through your birthday you think you got
927
00:56:25,179 --> 00:56:28,379
a problem I don't know if I'm gonna make
928
00:56:26,829 --> 00:56:31,829
it to my birthday
929
00:56:28,380 --> 00:56:33,910
why is everything a joke with you Oh
930
00:56:31,829 --> 00:56:38,400
Lenny sweetheart
931
00:56:33,909 --> 00:56:38,399
why can't you laugh at yourself anymore
932
00:56:38,489 --> 00:56:58,089
now where is everybody
933
00:56:55,530 --> 00:57:03,130
when aunt already Elizabeth Arden and
934
00:56:58,090 --> 00:57:05,950
Nicky went shopping for me yeah you know
935
00:57:03,130 --> 00:57:07,570
graded us to be together I stand in this
936
00:57:05,949 --> 00:57:09,909
kitchen I think of all the phony if the
937
00:57:07,570 --> 00:57:11,680
help mm-hmm it's just so great to be
938
00:57:09,909 --> 00:57:13,659
here with you and Nick well sweetie I
939
00:57:11,679 --> 00:57:18,190
wish you didn't live so far away why
940
00:57:13,659 --> 00:57:19,989
can't you go to her mom I know I love
941
00:57:18,190 --> 00:57:22,420
having you here too there's only one
942
00:57:19,989 --> 00:57:25,359
thing wrong with it it reminds me of how
943
00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:29,590
much I miss you when you go back hey I'm
944
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:32,890
so sorry shorty no I'm really proud of
945
00:57:29,590 --> 00:57:42,610
you Nick why your face is really cleared
946
00:57:32,889 --> 00:57:45,190
up listen mom if that grandpa's birthday
947
00:57:42,610 --> 00:57:46,950
there's just one thing she always kids
948
00:57:45,190 --> 00:57:50,700
they don't know about us
949
00:57:46,949 --> 00:57:50,699
they just think we're friends
950
00:57:51,809 --> 00:57:54,809
perfect
951
00:57:56,710 --> 00:58:10,679
[Music]
952
00:58:08,389 --> 00:58:14,278
it looks gorgeous
953
00:58:10,679 --> 00:58:16,710
simply gorgeous thank you I just wanted
954
00:58:14,278 --> 00:58:21,088
to tell you Lynn I think you're taking
955
00:58:16,710 --> 00:58:23,250
this whole thing very well you know the
956
00:58:21,088 --> 00:58:24,960
hanky-panky between you-know-who and you
957
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:27,028
know who how did you find out about it
958
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:29,429
man see my lips are sealed
959
00:58:27,028 --> 00:58:31,980
wild horses couldn't drag it out of my
960
00:58:29,429 --> 00:58:35,338
mouth Norman I made sure everything was
961
00:58:31,980 --> 00:58:40,440
perfect out there now what can I do to
962
00:58:35,338 --> 00:58:42,088
get things organized in here the
963
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:44,039
apartment was very festive
964
00:58:42,088 --> 00:58:46,769
you had your drapes clean oh you don't
965
00:58:44,039 --> 00:58:48,778
miss it hey Uncle Louie ah it's so nice
966
00:58:46,769 --> 00:58:51,630
having the family together again
967
00:58:48,778 --> 00:58:53,760
I only wish David were here yes these
968
00:58:51,630 --> 00:58:56,338
occasions always remind me of David -
969
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,119
you're such a lovely woman you look like
970
00:58:56,338 --> 00:59:00,269
a schoolgirl
971
00:58:57,119 --> 00:59:01,640
Uncle Louie would believe how old you
972
00:59:00,269 --> 00:59:06,088
are
973
00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:07,409
grapes anyone No thank you not me is
974
00:59:06,088 --> 00:59:09,179
that all we're having grapes
975
00:59:07,409 --> 00:59:11,399
oh no we'll eat just as soon as the rest
976
00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:12,690
of the guests arrive you mean next
977
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:16,278
Tootsie with our children
978
00:59:12,690 --> 00:59:19,349
[Music]
979
00:59:16,278 --> 00:59:32,548
that must be her now this I can't wait
980
00:59:19,349 --> 00:59:35,730
to see hi I'm Barbara Slater I'm sorry I
981
00:59:32,548 --> 00:59:40,380
she's a very advanced 42 y'all bad state
982
00:59:35,730 --> 00:59:42,750
yeah come on in come on it this is my
983
00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:45,539
date why shouldn't it be the only one
984
00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:52,320
let's go get a drink
985
00:59:45,539 --> 00:59:52,320
[Music]
986
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:01,679
[Music]
987
01:00:05,429 --> 01:00:10,088
I'm very nervous I don't know why I mean
988
01:00:08,679 --> 01:00:11,679
there's nothing to be nervous about
989
01:00:10,088 --> 01:00:20,728
after all nobody knows the benefit you
990
01:00:11,679 --> 01:00:25,329
right grapes everyone that rose you can
991
01:00:20,728 --> 01:00:29,768
hook it up are you married yet not yeah
992
01:00:25,329 --> 01:00:37,689
that rose any prospects talk to her
993
01:00:29,768 --> 01:00:41,258
honey hello there oh hello David
994
01:00:37,688 --> 01:00:42,158
don't shout I'm not David I'm Steve and
995
01:00:41,259 --> 01:00:46,650
David son
996
01:00:42,159 --> 01:00:54,999
Oh where's David he died six years ago
997
01:00:46,650 --> 01:00:57,278
nobody told me okay I'll get it even are
998
01:00:54,998 --> 01:00:59,168
you married yet oh come on it
999
01:00:57,278 --> 01:01:01,568
this must be Jason me yeah close the
1000
01:00:59,168 --> 01:01:04,239
door Laura oh thank you thank you
1001
01:01:01,568 --> 01:01:16,108
everyone an announcement I know this is
1002
01:01:04,239 --> 01:01:16,108
my this is my Shelly that's 42
1003
01:01:18,588 --> 01:01:29,699
hey Nick my main man
1004
01:01:22,730 --> 01:01:33,509
hey geez who is that person
1005
01:01:29,699 --> 01:01:43,618
that Shelly didn't know you had a
1006
01:01:33,509 --> 01:01:47,969
daughter chased and a pair of socks that
1007
01:01:43,619 --> 01:01:51,200
match thank you what should I open next
1008
01:01:47,969 --> 01:01:58,858
this hey I hear you live in Scarsdale
1009
01:01:51,199 --> 01:02:01,889
yes so is this your first divorce free
1010
01:01:58,858 --> 01:02:13,190
Steve and Nancy an electric swizzle
1011
01:02:01,889 --> 01:02:16,038
stick batteries included thank you
1012
01:02:13,190 --> 01:02:19,798
Norman tells me you live in Scarsdale
1013
01:02:16,039 --> 01:02:29,309
yes you and me just a couple of women on
1014
01:02:19,798 --> 01:02:30,690
the loop sir yes I live in Scarsdale
1015
01:02:29,309 --> 01:02:38,060
okay
1016
01:02:30,690 --> 01:02:50,730
are you married yet excuse me
1017
01:02:38,059 --> 01:02:50,730
[Music]
1018
01:02:54,469 --> 01:03:00,088
Micra school I'm so tired
1019
01:02:57,809 --> 01:03:02,548
telling stories and pretending making up
1020
01:03:00,088 --> 01:03:05,038
things for just good friends
1021
01:03:02,548 --> 01:03:16,619
yes maybe it's just too much maybe it's
1022
01:03:05,039 --> 01:03:26,539
too difficult maybe just a second what
1023
01:03:16,619 --> 01:03:26,539
do you want that's the right answer
1024
01:03:41,789 --> 01:03:45,869
you seem to be a woman applied taste if
1025
01:03:44,309 --> 01:03:48,329
you ever want to balance things out with
1026
01:03:45,869 --> 01:03:50,880
an older man just give me a call
1027
01:03:48,329 --> 01:03:53,909
come on mr. raging hormones let's get
1028
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:59,180
you home and be an asset to kick in
1029
01:03:53,909 --> 01:03:59,179
good night tonight just wonderful
1030
01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:07,230
we're gonna drop the train station take
1031
01:04:05,519 --> 01:04:12,289
Jason and Shelley okay it was a
1032
01:04:07,230 --> 01:04:12,289
memorable dinner thanks for having us
1033
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,300
by
1034
01:04:48,048 --> 01:04:57,659
anybody home in here honey come outside
1035
01:04:56,460 --> 01:05:01,559
I'm gonna show you something
1036
01:04:57,659 --> 01:05:03,118
what about a hello time all right come
1037
01:05:01,559 --> 01:05:16,349
on Nick can I come too
1038
01:05:03,119 --> 01:05:18,329
that is men stuff come on Nick keep an
1039
01:05:16,349 --> 01:05:26,180
eye on the house all right what are you
1040
01:05:18,329 --> 01:05:26,180
doing I think my mom has a boyfriend
1041
01:05:29,989 --> 01:05:36,420
where'd you get this I found it
1042
01:05:33,108 --> 01:05:38,159
what do you mean you found it well was
1043
01:05:36,420 --> 01:05:40,979
tucked in my mom's notebook for cooking
1044
01:05:38,159 --> 01:05:43,348
classes yeah I didn't steal it
1045
01:05:40,978 --> 01:05:45,379
she asked me to get the notebook fur I'm
1046
01:05:43,349 --> 01:05:50,849
gonna fill out but you read it
1047
01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:54,088
well sure wouldn't you yeah I'm pretty
1048
01:05:50,849 --> 01:05:57,210
much yeah she and him sneak around a lot
1049
01:05:54,088 --> 01:06:00,900
it's very secret sure they can't get
1050
01:05:57,210 --> 01:06:03,749
married though why not cuz suddenly my
1051
01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:07,979
dad's coming back he's the only one my
1052
01:06:03,748 --> 01:06:13,078
mom has sex with oh you can only have
1053
01:06:07,978 --> 01:06:15,838
real sex when you're married I'd see my
1054
01:06:13,079 --> 01:06:20,339
mom had real sex twice wants to get me
1055
01:06:15,838 --> 01:06:25,739
in once for Laura hey you want to see my
1056
01:06:20,338 --> 01:06:28,619
rats Kelly I hate goodbyes we'll be back
1057
01:06:25,739 --> 01:06:30,269
yeah yeah six months well I can't speak
1058
01:06:28,619 --> 01:06:33,329
for Steven but I know I'll be back
1059
01:06:30,268 --> 01:06:37,558
before then I just can't get enough of
1060
01:06:33,329 --> 01:06:45,119
this wild wonderful day it's your mommy
1061
01:06:37,559 --> 01:06:46,739
Nancy me too I love you mom okay you
1062
01:06:45,119 --> 01:06:48,210
want to come downstairs with us no I
1063
01:06:46,739 --> 01:06:50,260
can't stand goodbyes Oh
1064
01:06:48,210 --> 01:06:56,800
Andiamo
1065
01:06:50,260 --> 01:07:01,980
thank you talk to me will you
1066
01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:01,980
I'll do what I can bye
1067
01:07:11,429 --> 01:07:16,139
so are you two really serious why are we
1068
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:19,539
discussing this now
1069
01:07:16,139 --> 01:07:22,559
do you love Shelley yes but most of all
1070
01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:22,559
she's my very very good friend
1071
01:07:32,619 --> 01:07:36,440
thank you honey you see if you could
1072
01:07:35,210 --> 01:07:39,639
find us a cab there's something I want
1073
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:43,760
to say to Nick sir honey
1074
01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:45,650
okay Steve go ahead I can take it I was
1075
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:47,060
at college when that died and you were
1076
01:07:45,650 --> 01:07:48,369
the little man of the house you had to
1077
01:07:47,059 --> 01:07:52,210
take care of mom you did a great job
1078
01:07:48,369 --> 01:07:55,069
yeah what I'm not finished
1079
01:07:52,210 --> 01:07:56,360
well you're grown up now and you don't
1080
01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:58,519
have to be the good little boy anymore
1081
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:59,360
you're not her husband you don't have to
1082
01:07:58,519 --> 01:08:01,009
take care of her
1083
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:05,420
Steven exists she's not your
1084
01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:07,670
responsibility we can love her we don't
1085
01:08:05,420 --> 01:08:11,650
belong to her we have to lead our own
1086
01:08:07,670 --> 01:08:13,579
lives now thanks
1087
01:08:11,650 --> 01:08:17,000
there's something else I want to say to
1088
01:08:13,579 --> 01:08:18,380
you what stay away from chocolate and
1089
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:27,680
fine foods your face is gonna look like
1090
01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:29,900
a pizza again good news honey I found
1091
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:37,610
the only clean taxi cab in all of New
1092
01:08:29,899 --> 01:08:40,339
York City right goodbye Nicky honey if
1093
01:08:37,609 --> 01:08:43,939
Zacks on the way to the airport I don't
1094
01:08:40,340 --> 01:08:45,890
think so tell me yeah when did you first
1095
01:08:43,939 --> 01:08:47,989
get interested in the subject of sex I
1096
01:08:45,890 --> 01:08:55,369
first became interested in the subject
1097
01:08:47,989 --> 01:08:57,920
when I was about 3 years old I was in
1098
01:08:55,369 --> 01:09:01,130
graduate school and I discovered that I
1099
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:04,100
was as interested in people's souls as I
1100
01:09:01,130 --> 01:09:06,319
was in their bodies moving from souls to
1101
01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:08,360
sex which is your field could you give
1102
01:09:06,319 --> 01:09:10,939
us a kind of retention cake your
1103
01:09:08,359 --> 01:09:13,250
philosophy on the subject of sex is the
1104
01:09:10,939 --> 01:09:16,189
most talked about and the least
1105
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:20,420
understood subject around see the
1106
01:09:16,189 --> 01:09:24,949
problem is people are just afraid that
1107
01:09:20,420 --> 01:09:26,359
him dr. erotica the insanity fund they
1108
01:09:24,949 --> 01:09:30,529
they're afraid that they might seem
1109
01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:31,579
selfish or inappropriate or maybe even
1110
01:09:30,529 --> 01:09:35,000
not normal
1111
01:09:31,579 --> 01:09:37,460
oh please I believe that people actually
1112
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:41,079
listen to this speaks me videos
1113
01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:41,079
psychology I mean give me a break
1114
01:09:45,279 --> 01:09:51,859
but that is a risk that you just have to
1115
01:09:48,829 --> 01:09:52,750
take because if you don't you might as
1116
01:09:51,859 --> 01:10:01,789
well live all along
1117
01:09:52,750 --> 01:10:04,350
[Music]
1118
01:10:01,789 --> 01:10:06,949
why can't we leave Wednesday that way
1119
01:10:04,350 --> 01:10:10,020
we'll be alone for four days together
1120
01:10:06,949 --> 01:10:10,920
yeah well I just made some arrangements
1121
01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:12,960
for Jason
1122
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:15,750
okay he's through with his down and
1123
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:25,230
practicing for four days why not you
1124
01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:27,869
never outgrow your need for tea hello
1125
01:10:25,229 --> 01:10:31,129
was sensation
1126
01:10:27,869 --> 01:10:34,289
oh you must be doing something right
1127
01:10:31,130 --> 01:10:36,119
it's funny but uh I was talking to
1128
01:10:34,289 --> 01:10:37,710
Barbara the other day and she said you
1129
01:10:36,119 --> 01:10:40,829
were coming into New York for some kind
1130
01:10:37,710 --> 01:10:43,289
of classism yes I'm taking a cooking bus
1131
01:10:40,829 --> 01:10:50,159
great idea what a neat way to get out
1132
01:10:43,289 --> 01:10:54,960
meet people so um how are the kids are
1133
01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:57,689
Jason and Laura Laura they're fine my
1134
01:10:54,960 --> 01:11:00,029
sources tell me that disenchantment has
1135
01:10:57,689 --> 01:11:03,359
begun to set in with a tooth man and he
1136
01:11:00,029 --> 01:11:04,559
has little nurses yeah we listen like
1137
01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:06,689
that I've gotta go now I'll call you
1138
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:09,380
later okay we'll have lunch asleep yes
1139
01:11:06,689 --> 01:11:09,379
let's have lunch
1140
01:11:12,029 --> 01:11:21,639
Nick Nick I'm sorry I'm sorry
1141
01:11:16,659 --> 01:11:24,729
how could you know what I was saying why
1142
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:26,560
didn't you introduce us I don't know
1143
01:11:24,729 --> 01:11:33,339
this should do you're embarrassed about
1144
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:36,130
not embarrassed because I don't know
1145
01:11:33,340 --> 01:11:37,750
what to call you I'm Nick you know you
1146
01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:39,579
were right when he said no one no one
1147
01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:42,510
nobody was in life it's us together and
1148
01:11:39,579 --> 01:11:42,510
you know what you're one of them
1149
01:11:43,590 --> 01:11:46,510
somebody who feels embarrassed about
1150
01:11:45,609 --> 01:11:47,949
being seen with me
1151
01:11:46,510 --> 01:11:49,750
well you're right you're right you
1152
01:11:47,949 --> 01:11:51,670
should be walking away from me I'd walk
1153
01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:54,430
away from me I hate myself I everything
1154
01:11:51,670 --> 01:11:56,800
I did was wrong please listen to me I
1155
01:11:54,430 --> 01:11:59,829
apologize I'll never do it again I'll
1156
01:11:56,800 --> 01:12:03,390
introduce you to everybody I need little
1157
01:11:59,829 --> 01:12:03,390
baby this is Nick
1158
01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:24,489
[Music]
1159
01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:32,710
it should be you made it
1160
01:12:24,489 --> 01:12:32,710
[Music]
1161
01:12:33,618 --> 01:12:39,599
do you think this would taste as good of
1162
01:12:35,328 --> 01:12:46,038
horn in love I'm the wrong person
1163
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:46,039
[Music]
1164
01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:52,300
that's what you told me why does this
1165
01:12:49,719 --> 01:12:53,859
make me feel like a guilty look we have
1166
01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:55,810
nothing to feel guilty about with two
1167
01:12:53,859 --> 01:13:03,789
adults here okay let me handle this
1168
01:12:55,810 --> 01:13:07,570
situation um what are you doing here
1169
01:13:03,789 --> 01:13:10,390
I live here but but you said you were
1170
01:13:07,569 --> 01:13:12,369
you know going to a play yes terrible
1171
01:13:10,390 --> 01:13:13,000
play as it turns out we left at
1172
01:13:12,369 --> 01:13:17,309
intermission
1173
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:19,448
oh well Shelley and I really just um
1174
01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:23,230
well we didn't know you're gonna get
1175
01:13:19,448 --> 01:13:25,448
home so late I did tell her to me she
1176
01:13:23,229 --> 01:13:27,129
was coming over to cook you didn't tell
1177
01:13:25,448 --> 01:13:33,419
me I was gonna find you sitting here
1178
01:13:27,130 --> 01:13:36,010
undressed and naked okay we're sorry
1179
01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:37,719
and maybe Shelley and I should just you
1180
01:13:36,010 --> 01:13:39,340
know go to my room and watch TV or so
1181
01:13:37,719 --> 01:13:41,279
impressed Nick you really know how to
1182
01:13:39,340 --> 01:13:44,170
deal with you sure they love me
1183
01:13:41,279 --> 01:13:45,460
apologize just talk to her like yo hey
1184
01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:47,529
wait a minute where you come off
1185
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:49,779
criticizing him like that are you
1186
01:13:47,529 --> 01:13:52,929
kidding I can criticize him anytime I
1187
01:13:49,779 --> 01:13:54,969
feel like no you can't I can he's my son
1188
01:13:52,930 --> 01:13:57,219
he's your son that doesn't entitle you
1189
01:13:54,969 --> 01:13:59,319
to dictate to it I will decide whether
1190
01:13:57,219 --> 01:14:01,119
or not I will dictate to my son that was
1191
01:13:59,319 --> 01:14:03,759
not like to think that I'm involved with
1192
01:14:01,119 --> 01:14:07,300
a mature person you don't you were to
1193
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:11,199
expect someone his age to be jump every
1194
01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:13,750
time his mother says jump oh you do in a
1195
01:14:11,198 --> 01:14:15,579
thousand ways almost old on both of you
1196
01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:16,600
what is it with you two am i invisible
1197
01:14:15,579 --> 01:14:19,238
or something
1198
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:21,489
look show me I'm your lover and mom I'm
1199
01:14:19,238 --> 01:14:23,198
your son yes and no son should ever be
1200
01:14:21,488 --> 01:14:29,109
forced to choose between his mother and
1201
01:14:23,198 --> 01:14:32,649
his mistress mistress I said stop it
1202
01:14:29,109 --> 01:14:34,389
I'm so tired of this thing every night I
1203
01:14:32,649 --> 01:14:36,429
go to sleep it every morning I wake up
1204
01:14:34,390 --> 01:14:38,110
thinking about this and I just keep
1205
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:39,250
coming up with the same question what
1206
01:14:38,109 --> 01:14:41,679
did I do wrong
1207
01:14:39,250 --> 01:14:43,930
I fell in love now what is so wrong with
1208
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:47,079
that huh come on mom tell me what is it
1209
01:14:43,930 --> 01:14:48,489
what is making you so crazy okay no yes
1210
01:14:47,079 --> 01:14:50,559
you're damn right I do
1211
01:14:48,488 --> 01:14:52,178
I have a lover I'm in love with her and
1212
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:54,820
you can't stand it because you're
1213
01:14:52,179 --> 01:14:55,779
jealous I am NOT and you're bending this
1214
01:14:54,819 --> 01:14:58,029
all out of shape
1215
01:14:55,779 --> 01:15:00,519
this is not about you and me it's about
1216
01:14:58,029 --> 01:15:03,130
you and her in this whole unnatural
1217
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:04,719
relationship no what's unnatural is me
1218
01:15:03,130 --> 01:15:06,880
worrying about you and having to answer
1219
01:15:04,719 --> 01:15:07,510
to you watching to see if everything's
1220
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:08,980
okay
1221
01:15:07,510 --> 01:15:11,050
worrying all the time about what you
1222
01:15:08,979 --> 01:15:14,109
think what I have is an unnatural
1223
01:15:11,050 --> 01:15:16,630
relationship with you that's not true
1224
01:15:14,109 --> 01:15:19,210
wheter looks over and I am NOT gonna be
1225
01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:21,989
your little boy anymore and you don't
1226
01:15:19,210 --> 01:15:21,989
have to let go of me
1227
01:15:23,819 --> 01:15:27,599
[Music]
1228
01:15:24,460 --> 01:15:27,600
[Applause]
1229
01:15:30,199 --> 01:15:42,909
[Music]
1230
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:51,390
[Applause]
1231
01:15:42,909 --> 01:15:51,389
[Music]
1232
01:15:53,880 --> 01:16:09,060
[Music]
1233
01:16:01,429 --> 01:16:12,060
are you all right no no no I shouldn't
1234
01:16:09,060 --> 01:16:12,900
have burst in on YouTube I should've
1235
01:16:12,060 --> 01:16:19,830
called first
1236
01:16:12,899 --> 01:16:23,099
it is your house yeah it is I'm used to
1237
01:16:19,829 --> 01:16:29,000
sharing it with Nicky I never thought
1238
01:16:23,100 --> 01:16:29,000
he'd leave he'll be back he loves you
1239
01:16:29,179 --> 01:16:32,489
yeah he'll probably want to live with me
1240
01:16:31,710 --> 01:16:36,119
forever
1241
01:16:32,488 --> 01:16:40,409
it'll be nice I'll be in my 80s be in
1242
01:16:36,119 --> 01:16:41,819
his 50s what makes you think you'll be
1243
01:16:40,409 --> 01:16:44,550
alone when you're 80
1244
01:16:41,819 --> 01:16:46,289
no no alone since my husband died I'm
1245
01:16:44,550 --> 01:16:48,300
alone now it's a pretty good bet I'll be
1246
01:16:46,289 --> 01:16:51,090
alone in the future don't sell yourself
1247
01:16:48,300 --> 01:16:52,409
short you're a very attractive lady for
1248
01:16:51,090 --> 01:16:54,150
your age why don't you finish the
1249
01:16:52,409 --> 01:16:56,909
sentence why do you have trouble
1250
01:16:54,149 --> 01:17:03,899
accepting a compliment yeah it's not a
1251
01:16:56,909 --> 01:17:06,899
problem I run into that often all right
1252
01:17:03,899 --> 01:17:12,619
all right I am being defensive it's
1253
01:17:06,899 --> 01:17:17,238
because I'm over 40 well so am I
1254
01:17:12,619 --> 01:17:24,630
yeah but I'm Way over 40 and I'm a
1255
01:17:17,238 --> 01:17:28,468
involuntary single person me too only my
1256
01:17:24,630 --> 01:17:30,900
husband walked out on me you know it
1257
01:17:28,469 --> 01:17:34,079
took me a year before I could leave the
1258
01:17:30,899 --> 01:17:38,009
house I don't even want to go out
1259
01:17:34,079 --> 01:17:41,039
anymore I don't know how to date I don't
1260
01:17:38,010 --> 01:17:44,520
even have the energy to flirt was with
1261
01:17:41,039 --> 01:17:46,500
David for 23 years I don't want to share
1262
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:48,330
my bathroom with a stranger I don't want
1263
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:50,819
somebody I don't know in there I know I
1264
01:17:48,329 --> 01:17:53,579
know you get used to living alone and
1265
01:17:50,819 --> 01:17:56,389
first it's awful you feel lonely and
1266
01:17:53,579 --> 01:18:00,448
then you can't imagine it any other way
1267
01:17:56,390 --> 01:18:02,400
at this point can you even dream of
1268
01:18:00,448 --> 01:18:04,738
picking up anyone else's clothes off the
1269
01:18:02,399 --> 01:18:06,019
floor it's not my problem my problem is
1270
01:18:04,738 --> 01:18:09,988
taking off mine
1271
01:18:06,020 --> 01:18:11,070
you're crazy you're very sensual woman
1272
01:18:09,988 --> 01:18:13,409
who thinks
1273
01:18:11,069 --> 01:18:16,619
no I mean that I mean that completely
1274
01:18:13,409 --> 01:18:18,739
objectively I would say that even if I
1275
01:18:16,619 --> 01:18:22,019
were a complete stranger I really would
1276
01:18:18,739 --> 01:18:24,269
okay let's say hypothetically that
1277
01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:25,080
you're gonna fix me up on a blind date
1278
01:18:24,270 --> 01:18:35,060
yeah
1279
01:18:25,079 --> 01:18:46,039
how would you describe me I say you were
1280
01:18:35,060 --> 01:18:47,190
exotic yeah yeah and unique very very
1281
01:18:46,039 --> 01:18:50,060
earthy
1282
01:18:47,189 --> 01:18:51,629
well sexy would you say sexy yes I think
1283
01:18:50,060 --> 01:18:53,520
you're amazing
1284
01:18:51,630 --> 01:18:58,650
no no I would have come up with it in
1285
01:18:53,520 --> 01:19:02,700
the next four or five adjectives you
1286
01:18:58,649 --> 01:19:09,000
know Shelley I might really like you you
1287
01:19:02,699 --> 01:19:12,149
weren't using my son I've got a surprise
1288
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:15,300
for you I'm not the only one who's using
1289
01:19:12,149 --> 01:19:18,029
him you're using him too you use him for
1290
01:19:15,300 --> 01:19:22,079
advice you use him for protection use
1291
01:19:18,029 --> 01:19:26,239
him for company entertainment let's face
1292
01:19:22,079 --> 01:19:28,439
it you use him as the man in your life
1293
01:19:26,239 --> 01:19:30,090
Shelley of all the people in the world I
1294
01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:37,589
really don't need a lecture from you I
1295
01:19:30,090 --> 01:19:39,869
think you better go how's Mickey just
1296
01:19:37,590 --> 01:19:41,369
moved out
1297
01:19:39,868 --> 01:19:44,098
staying with this friend from high
1298
01:19:41,368 --> 01:19:47,098
school Benjy Harris did I ever meet this
1299
01:19:44,099 --> 01:19:48,449
Harris kid Norman is that important I
1300
01:19:47,099 --> 01:19:50,279
have just told you that my only
1301
01:19:48,448 --> 01:19:52,500
remaining son has walked out on me
1302
01:19:50,279 --> 01:19:55,590
great I'm glad to hear it it's about
1303
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:58,380
time dammit aren't you ever gonna take
1304
01:19:55,590 --> 01:20:01,550
my side I will the moment I think you're
1305
01:19:58,380 --> 01:20:01,550
in the right I promise
1306
01:20:01,849 --> 01:20:07,650
is he still seeing the pretty one
1307
01:20:04,529 --> 01:20:10,829
Shelly yeah yeah I guess what I like her
1308
01:20:07,649 --> 01:20:13,738
and I want to but I do well she's a very
1309
01:20:10,829 --> 01:20:17,630
nice lady she is a nice thing not right
1310
01:20:13,738 --> 01:20:17,629
for my son she's a nice lady
1311
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:22,770
why isn't walking briskly enough why do
1312
01:20:20,729 --> 01:20:25,319
you have to do this to your body look
1313
01:20:22,770 --> 01:20:29,670
like a body of a 67 year old I'm in my
1314
01:20:25,319 --> 01:20:32,250
prime I am you're the typical type a
1315
01:20:29,670 --> 01:20:33,899
high-pressure high-risk case you're the
1316
01:20:32,250 --> 01:20:37,770
one who should be respecting her own
1317
01:20:33,899 --> 01:20:40,109
body I'll tell you this Norman boss I'm
1318
01:20:37,770 --> 01:20:43,380
sick and tired of these discussions
1319
01:20:40,109 --> 01:20:46,170
which we find some remotely possible
1320
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:50,359
flaw of yours and it turns into a
1321
01:20:46,170 --> 01:20:50,359
criticism of me I really
1322
01:20:52,529 --> 01:20:55,590
[Applause]
1323
01:20:56,359 --> 01:21:04,829
[Music]
1324
01:21:03,649 --> 01:21:14,089
[Applause]
1325
01:21:04,829 --> 01:21:14,090
[Music]
1326
01:21:16,829 --> 01:21:20,738
[Music]
1327
01:21:22,010 --> 01:21:27,190
thanks a lot provided
1328
01:21:35,380 --> 01:21:59,289
don't wait what Jason uh Nick was just
1329
01:21:53,149 --> 01:21:59,289
going your daddy brought you home early
1330
01:22:01,930 --> 01:22:05,840
what's going on Jason no no so what
1331
01:22:05,359 --> 01:22:08,239
should we do
1332
01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:10,579
he can't deal with it and I can't deal
1333
01:22:08,239 --> 01:22:12,500
with it anymore it's too complicated you
1334
01:22:10,579 --> 01:22:14,479
wait a minute what do you think this is
1335
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:16,159
some casual little thing that you can
1336
01:22:14,479 --> 01:22:18,829
just snuff out because you independently
1337
01:22:16,159 --> 01:22:21,559
decide thanks but you are my son is up
1338
01:22:18,829 --> 01:22:22,789
there dance Tatum's jogging oh you think
1339
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:25,190
about that later
1340
01:22:22,789 --> 01:22:26,600
Jason's not shocked Shelly he's not
1341
01:22:25,189 --> 01:22:28,819
shocked that you love somebody that you
1342
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:30,410
love me he's hurt because you're acting
1343
01:22:28,819 --> 01:22:32,329
ashamed of it and he's angry
1344
01:22:30,409 --> 01:22:40,269
because you lied to him about us I
1345
01:22:32,329 --> 01:22:46,699
didn't I just I can't tell him it proved
1346
01:22:40,270 --> 01:22:49,100
but you love me I don't want to hurt
1347
01:22:46,699 --> 01:22:53,989
Jason I can't hurt Jason I don't want to
1348
01:22:49,100 --> 01:22:56,539
hurt you I want to do the right thing
1349
01:22:53,989 --> 01:22:58,359
but don't you see Nick nobody wants it
1350
01:22:56,539 --> 01:23:05,899
not your mother
1351
01:22:58,359 --> 01:23:12,139
my kids not my friends too much for me
1352
01:23:05,899 --> 01:23:14,109
to [ __ ] I'm I'm just not strong enough I
1353
01:23:12,140 --> 01:23:17,710
can't handle it honey
1354
01:23:14,109 --> 01:23:17,710
together Ricky no
1355
01:23:20,529 --> 01:23:36,239
I'm sorry it's over
1356
01:23:25,979 --> 01:23:38,948
[Music]
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01:23:36,239 --> 01:23:41,769
[Applause]
1358
01:23:38,948 --> 01:23:46,269
then gee it's mrs. Hollander again as
1359
01:23:41,770 --> 01:23:51,630
Nick Shona okay well when he does I can
1360
01:23:46,270 --> 01:23:51,630
still be based at that number okay
1361
01:24:26,130 --> 01:24:35,529
sorry I yelled it to the pun I give you
1362
01:24:31,899 --> 01:24:41,399
this hi detective don't take so much
1363
01:24:35,529 --> 01:24:41,399
credit life gave me this heart attack I
1364
01:24:41,939 --> 01:24:47,428
didn't feel what does it look like I
1365
01:24:45,399 --> 01:24:47,429
feel
1366
01:24:48,119 --> 01:24:52,500
is Mickey coming over and I can't find
1367
01:24:51,969 --> 01:24:54,579
him
1368
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:57,600
probably shacked up somewhere with his
1369
01:24:54,579 --> 01:25:01,238
old lady lady
1370
01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:09,489
that's funny Lynne Norman
1371
01:25:01,238 --> 01:25:13,409
at last the compliment oh don't you know
1372
01:25:09,488 --> 01:25:13,409
I think you're a wonderful person
1373
01:25:13,779 --> 01:25:24,248
but I do go ahead and waste my criticism
1374
01:25:17,679 --> 01:25:27,729
if I didn't do you worry about being a
1375
01:25:24,248 --> 01:25:30,158
lonely do you worry about the future
1376
01:25:27,729 --> 01:25:34,289
come on Bob you'd only have to talk like
1377
01:25:30,158 --> 01:25:39,429
this conditions not that serious not me
1378
01:25:34,288 --> 01:25:40,420
Nick you're gonna have to let go on you
1379
01:25:39,429 --> 01:25:45,569
know that don't you
1380
01:25:40,420 --> 01:25:45,569
and not for her sake either be yours
1381
01:25:46,380 --> 01:25:49,699
[Music]
1382
01:25:52,579 --> 01:25:56,659
they get so long lynnie
1383
01:25:56,710 --> 01:26:04,689
you tell me that it just goes what their
1384
01:26:00,130 --> 01:26:21,670
past get selfish with your time
1385
01:26:04,689 --> 01:26:28,149
sweetheart will you promise there's a
1386
01:26:21,670 --> 01:26:31,840
greasy are certainly the Disney there
1387
01:26:28,149 --> 01:26:35,359
yet well when it comes with you Tom to
1388
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:37,739
come right here thank you
1389
01:26:35,359 --> 01:26:40,089
[Music]
1390
01:26:37,738 --> 01:26:43,479
excuse me do you have a Norman klas you
1391
01:26:40,090 --> 01:26:46,180
know everyone I think of a good side to
1392
01:26:43,479 --> 01:26:49,409
any it's all right it's resting not
1393
01:26:46,180 --> 01:26:49,409
think he's gonna be okay
1394
01:26:52,229 --> 01:27:21,828
loves you so much Nick
1395
01:26:54,069 --> 01:27:21,828
[Music]
1396
01:27:23,380 --> 01:27:36,970
I said one yeah okay how's Norman he's
1397
01:27:34,930 --> 01:27:40,270
fine Barbara are planning on
1398
01:27:36,970 --> 01:27:42,430
honeymooning in Las Vegas I thought he
1399
01:27:40,270 --> 01:27:47,670
was recovering from a heart attack
1400
01:27:42,430 --> 01:27:47,670
you're telling us no I'm - Norman
1401
01:27:48,029 --> 01:27:54,929
[Music]
1402
01:27:49,469 --> 01:27:56,579
Jessica because I missed her well just
1403
01:27:54,930 --> 01:27:59,300
because she broke my son's heart it's no
1404
01:27:56,579 --> 01:28:02,210
reason we can't be friends
1405
01:27:59,300 --> 01:28:09,810
well you know it had to end eventually
1406
01:28:02,210 --> 01:28:12,770
eventually but why now I have to think
1407
01:28:09,810 --> 01:28:17,100
about the future it just couldn't work
1408
01:28:12,770 --> 01:28:19,380
but what about the present but it's one
1409
01:28:17,100 --> 01:28:19,890
how how long have you been sitting here
1410
01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:23,760
drinking
1411
01:28:19,890 --> 01:28:26,000
why do you ask because I don't believe
1412
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:29,100
this is coming from you
1413
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:33,988
actually it's coming from Norman what
1414
01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:38,060
happened to Norman you spend time in a
1415
01:28:33,988 --> 01:28:40,409
hospital with someone that you love and
1416
01:28:38,060 --> 01:28:43,039
it kind of wakes you up to what's
1417
01:28:40,409 --> 01:28:43,039
important
1418
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:52,440
I'm a newly divorced and it scared to
1419
01:28:47,789 --> 01:28:57,029
death to be out of here on her own when
1420
01:28:52,439 --> 01:28:59,609
I met Nick I needed him and he was funny
1421
01:28:57,029 --> 01:29:00,809
and bright and sensitive Emily a million
1422
01:28:59,609 --> 01:29:02,909
things in common
1423
01:29:00,810 --> 01:29:08,789
Wow it sounds like she broken up a long
1424
01:29:02,909 --> 01:29:11,569
time ago you as shy as variance I'm
1425
01:29:08,789 --> 01:29:11,569
still shot
1426
01:29:15,708 --> 01:29:23,809
well maybe maybe I was there i teaching
1427
01:29:18,349 --> 01:29:26,099
clay and I could hide from the world he
1428
01:29:23,809 --> 01:29:29,159
made me feel secure
1429
01:29:26,099 --> 01:29:32,150
what am I crazy I mean aren't these all
1430
01:29:29,158 --> 01:29:36,210
reasons why you should stay together
1431
01:29:32,149 --> 01:29:39,210
Shelley you and I are both mature adult
1432
01:29:36,210 --> 01:29:41,789
women I mean apart from Nick that's the
1433
01:29:39,210 --> 01:29:44,039
main thing we have in common right you
1434
01:29:41,789 --> 01:29:47,578
do have a way of putting things and as
1435
01:29:44,039 --> 01:29:49,710
mature human beings you and I both know
1436
01:29:47,578 --> 01:29:52,889
that the right people don't come along
1437
01:29:49,710 --> 01:29:57,090
every day or even every week sometimes
1438
01:29:52,889 --> 01:30:02,670
not for decades so if someone right does
1439
01:29:57,090 --> 01:30:04,050
come along it's very special don't you
1440
01:30:02,670 --> 01:30:11,699
think it's something you ought to hold
1441
01:30:04,050 --> 01:30:14,190
on to am I making myself clear yes so do
1442
01:30:11,698 --> 01:30:19,138
you think that you and Nate could afford
1443
01:30:14,189 --> 01:30:22,879
to be good to each other enjoy each
1444
01:30:19,139 --> 01:30:27,829
other for another month
1445
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:27,829
[Music]
1446
01:30:30,399 --> 01:30:35,920
possibly project for another six months
1447
01:30:36,789 --> 01:30:45,659
maybe could you afford another year can
1448
01:30:42,909 --> 01:30:45,659
you afford not to
1449
01:30:51,010 --> 01:30:55,739
first of all he'd never forgive me
1450
01:31:00,448 --> 01:31:05,929
I wouldn't bet on it
1451
01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:05,930
[Applause]
1452
01:31:06,289 --> 01:31:34,390
[Music]
1453
01:31:39,340 --> 01:31:48,699
you're gonna look great California you
1454
01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:50,199
think so huh thanks a lot I still think
1455
01:31:48,698 --> 01:31:51,969
we should take you to the airport and
1456
01:31:50,198 --> 01:31:55,078
nobody takes anybody to the airport in
1457
01:31:51,969 --> 01:31:57,429
New York besides just straight things
1458
01:31:55,078 --> 01:31:59,380
it's gonna be very strange without you
1459
01:31:57,429 --> 01:32:02,828
there listen it was me be strange around
1460
01:31:59,380 --> 01:32:05,409
here with me you know you don't have to
1461
01:32:02,828 --> 01:32:06,609
go through with this honey I said it
1462
01:32:05,408 --> 01:32:08,948
great instead of it to your father when
1463
01:32:06,609 --> 01:32:12,098
I was in high school I married him when
1464
01:32:08,948 --> 01:32:14,879
I was in my junior year of college I was
1465
01:32:12,099 --> 01:32:19,719
with him all my adult life until he died
1466
01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:22,260
and I was with you now it's time for me
1467
01:32:19,719 --> 01:32:22,260
to be on my own
1468
01:32:22,289 --> 01:32:26,689
[Music]
1469
01:32:24,059 --> 01:32:28,239
I'll miss you mom
1470
01:32:26,689 --> 01:32:31,409
[Music]
1471
01:32:28,239 --> 01:32:31,409
this year too honey
1472
01:32:33,789 --> 01:32:37,420
neatly patiently
1473
01:32:39,208 --> 01:32:45,729
and remember I'm not losing his son I'm
1474
01:32:43,050 --> 01:32:52,720
gaining his sister
1475
01:32:45,729 --> 01:32:52,719
[Music]
1476
01:33:29,359 --> 01:33:32,429
[Music]
1477
01:33:40,890 --> 01:33:44,520
[Music]
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