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(QUIET NEWS CHATTER)
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(PHONE DINGS)
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(SIGHS)
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_
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(SIGHS) God.
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- (SIGHS) Fuck!
- (PHONE RINGING)
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God...
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- (SIGHS) Yes?
- TRICIA (ON PHONE): Hey.
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Um, are you at work?
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No, I called in sick.
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- Are you sick?
- SAM (ON PHONE): No.
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Okay, good 'cause I need you.
I need your help really badly.
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I'm, like, completely overwhelmed...
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- Tricia, I can't right now. I'm kinda busy.
- TRICIA: Please, Sam, please.
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I mean, really, seriously, please.
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- (LOUD MARCHING BAND MUSIC)
- Jesus! Oh, fuck!
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Sam, I'm sorry! But you have no idea...
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No, no, it's not you.
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("K-STATE FIGHT SONG" PLAYING LOUDLY)
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(SAM SIGHS)
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I-I'll be there in a
little bit, alright?
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Thanks. Cool, see ya.
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(SIGHS)
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(INHALE, RAGGED EXHALE)
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(LIGHT THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(QUIET STREET NOISE)
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Hey! There she is!
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Jesus Christ, Fred,
you scared me to death.
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- Is it a game day or something?
- No. I'm just checkin' in.
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You know, I talked to Lou, and
he said you're the only person
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- that hasn't picked up their jacket.
- Oh fuck. Uh, you know what?
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I'm gonna go by and get that today.
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Did you bring out the
Growler just to ask me that?
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No, I just had to fill up the tank,
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you know what I'm sayin'?
Am I gonna see you tonight?
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'Cause you're not
responding to my texts.
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- I texted you like 15 times.
- Well,
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I don't know, Fred. I'm just gonna...
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be a black cloud. You
don't want me there.
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- Ah, come on. You know I want you there, Sam.
- Mm...
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It's just Joel and I
still aren't talking,
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- and I-I don't want it to be like a whole thing.
- Alright, alright.
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Y-You and I are still talkin', right?
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- Yeah.
- Come on,
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Sam, look what you're gonna miss.
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Isn't this beautiful?
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I went all out. I decked
it out, it's gorgeous.
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- You gotta see inside. Come on. Come on!
- SAM: Okay.
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- Alright. Let's take a look.
- FRED: Purple paradise!
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- Look at this.
- Wow!
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We got cheese balls. We got koozies.
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- Check that out. Look at that.
- SAM: Oh yeah. That's great.
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And check this out. We had these made.
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- Wow! (LAUGHS)
- Yeah.
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You're gonna have to fend off
all the heartbroken ladies for me.
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- It would be my great honor.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
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Oh, come on, Sammy.
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It's not gonna be the same without ya.
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Yeah, you know what?
You guys rage without me.
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And then, how about tomorrow,
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I could take you for an all-you-can-eat
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- ice cream experience.
- Mm...
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You get whatever you want,
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and you can tell me
all about what I missed.
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Mm, well, uh, I don't wanna force you
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to have the time of your life, Sammy.
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But do you like ice cream?
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I don't like ice
cream. I love ice cream!
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- See?
- But you gotta take me to Call Hall
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because it goes right
from the udder to the cone.
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- That sounds fresh.
- It's a metaphor, but you know what I'm sayin'.
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- I think I get it.
- But it's so good.
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And you gotta wear one of these.
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- Well, what does it say?
- Yeah! Open it.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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I'm the stud. When you wear
it, I gotta be on that side.
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- Alright. Fuck yeah. Let's do it! Yes!
- Okay? Alright!
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♪ ♪
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BRAD: Those are great. They're perfect.
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(QUIET CHATTER)
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JOEL: They're a little pale.
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Well, maybe do 'em on this
side a little bit more.
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- (LAUGHS)
- There you go. Look it.
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(WHISPERS): Belinda's gonna yell at me.
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She's outta control today.
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(LAUGHING)
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Ugh. Maybe I shouldn't
have even sent this.
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Oh, I'm sure it's fine.
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She probably didn't even see it yet.
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No, she read it 45 minutes ago.
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Okay. Well, what did you say?
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I told her how many
steps I got yesterday.
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Okay...
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And how did you want
her to respond to that?
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I don't know. I guess the
way she always responds?
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I mean...
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It's a big change for both of you in...
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in different ways.
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Yeah.
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And I sent her a text about my steps.
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- (LAUGHS)
- Oh, my God! Brad,
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- I'm a complete and total ding-dong!
- No!
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No, you are not a ding-dong.
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You'll see her tonight,
and you'll talk it out.
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Listen, it might take some time,
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but it's gonna be okay.
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Brad, we got a request
for a great white shark
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and three little piggies.
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Okay, I-I'll get right on it, Belinda.
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(SIGHS)
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(SOFT LAUGH)
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Did you see how she came at me?
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(LAUGHS)
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(ENGINE CRANKING)
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(ENGINE CRANKING)
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(SIGHS)
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♪ ♪
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(DOOR BELL DINGS)
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Oh, thank God! I thought
you changed your mind.
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Uh, I rode my bike.
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What is that?
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I picked up my jacket
for Fred's wedding.
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W-w-wait. So, why are
you riding your bike?
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Did the truck break down again?
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No. No, it just wouldn't start.
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Sam, that thing is on its
last leg. I keep telling you.
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When did Holly get it? Like '98?
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(SNIFFS) Yep.
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- It's, like, 25 years old!
- Okay.
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Okay, just gimme a second here.
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- What?
- This is a lot of cunt.
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"100% cunt mode." Yes.
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"Cunt, please." "Big and juicy cunt."
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I mean, I can't... Oh!
Oh, okay. This is cute.
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"Knock, knock. Who's there?
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You. You're still a cunt."
Did you make this one for me?
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No. Just made it.
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Wow.
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"Cunt Supreme." "Live, laugh, cunt."
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- Aw, that's cute.
- I mean, just stop saying it, please.
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- What? Cunt?
- Yeah.
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Twat? I cunt hear you.
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My dick-tor says I have
an ear in-fuck-tion,
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and I need to take some penis-illin.
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Are you done?
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I cunt be sure.
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(SIGHS) Okay.
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Alright. What can I help you with?
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Just, you're on shipping. Just
start putting those boxes together.
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Here's the tape, and there's, like,
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three more bags of these
peanuts in the garage.
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I have all the packing
slips in the other room,
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and I think I want some wine.
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- Do you want some wine?
- I'd like some wine, yes.
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- This is gonna be a lot of fun.
- Yeah.
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♪ ♪
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SAM: Oh, you do the peanuts first.
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- TRICIA: Mm-hmm... (INTERRUPTING GIBBERISH)
- And then...
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- Put more peanuts.
- (MUTTERS)
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More peanuts.
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And then, thank you card.
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- Thank you card. Yeah. Alright.
- Done.
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I got it. You can do your
invoices and I'll be all set.
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Just make it pretty, right?
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- That's it. Alright.
- Making it pretty.
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- Thanks.
- Yep.
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Hey, so, um...
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Um, I've just been thinking seriously
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about buying a new car, so
you should just take the Jeep.
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I mean, I'll never get what it's
worth on the trade-in anyway.
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No, I'm gonna... I'm
gonna hold onto the truck.
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Okay. I mean...
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You know, I just thought...
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Yeah, Tricia, it's... We're good, okay?
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- Yeah.
- We're good.
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(QUIETLY): Okay.
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And get the fucking label...
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Get the fucking tape...
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Ooh, fuck.
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Oh no.
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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- ("K-STATE FIGHT SONG" BLASTING)
- Oh!
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What, you a Jayhawks fan?
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Come on! Hop in!
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You're my first stop, kid.
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(LAUGHS) Gosh.
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(SONG BUILDS, ENDS)
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- Okay.
- (LAUGHS)
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Nuts...
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Nuts!
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(QUIETLY): Gotta love nuts.
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TRICIA: That fucking cunt!
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- What?
- Oh, my God!
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- SAM: What?
- Okay, so first,
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- I get blackballed at Campbell's.
- Wait, what happened?
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Oh, yeah, yeah! Heather
would not sell to me
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because of lies that Charity told her.
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- Wha...
- Yeah, Charity lied to her!
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But don't worry, I set her straight.
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I dressed her down in public. I mean,
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there was nobody there
but I said everything!
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I told her the truth!
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The truth! And then, I was at Ballard's,
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and I saw fucking Cece
Coleman, Camp Counselor Cece,
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with her fucking shitty twins,
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and she 100% saw me and
she totally avoided me!
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Okay, well, she's always
been a stupid twat.
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Well, that's true, but
now, Charity is having
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all of her nasty little fucking friends
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leave these cunty little
comments on the Instagram.
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Wait, wait, okay, just...
H-How does Charity know
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about the Instagram in the first place?
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Because I fucking tagged her!
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- You did? I mean...
- Yes! Yes, I did.
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- I mean, how am I the bad guy in all of this?
- Okay.
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Why? I didn't fuck her husband!
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Well, you tried, but that's okay.
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I guess this is what
happens when you try to be
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the bigger person, you know?
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I guess so.
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- Peanuts...
- Wait, just hold up.
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Where has your buffer been?
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I don't know.
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What happened?
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Nothing. He's just being an asshole.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Alright.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Alright. I'm gonna get you some more wine.
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Thank you.
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Goddammit!
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- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CHEERING)
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- (HONKING)
- I'm gettin' married!
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TIFFANI: Woo-hoo! I got titties!
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- Who needs titties?!
- (LAUGHTER)
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Freddie!
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- Here you go!
- Actually, okay, I'll take 'em.
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- (LAUGHTER, CHATTER)
- You.
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ALL: Titties! Titties! Titties!
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Where's my cruise director? Come on!
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(ON PA): Attention, passengers.
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Our first stop tonight will
be Finn's downtown. Okay,
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stretch your legs. Warm up your pipes.
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- TIFFANI: Woo!
- It's karaoke night!
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- Let's fucking go!
- (SCREAMING)
246
00:10:03,783 --> 00:10:06,419
Alright. Everybody outta the pool!
247
00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:08,468
(CHEERING)
248
00:10:08,479 --> 00:10:10,414
- (LAUGHING)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
249
00:10:10,425 --> 00:10:11,993
Hey. You doin' okay?
250
00:10:12,124 --> 00:10:15,028
- Oh, my God. This party is epic!
- (BOTH LAUGH)
251
00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:17,798
Oh, my God! I can't get over Irma!
252
00:10:17,798 --> 00:10:19,232
I know. Nuts.
253
00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:20,341
How are you?
254
00:10:20,352 --> 00:10:23,058
Well, you know, I'm good.
If my friends are happy,
255
00:10:23,069 --> 00:10:25,442
I'm happy. But they're not happy.
256
00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:29,043
I know. I'm sorry.
257
00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:31,070
I'm sorry that Sam's not here.
258
00:10:31,081 --> 00:10:32,915
Yeah. (SIGHS)
259
00:10:32,926 --> 00:10:34,647
I'm sorry, too, but you know what?
260
00:10:34,647 --> 00:10:36,446
Tonight is just about fun.
261
00:10:36,457 --> 00:10:38,192
- Yes.
- But listen, Joel,
262
00:10:38,398 --> 00:10:41,220
I need you two back together
for the wedding, okay?
263
00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:42,989
Oh, my God, we'll absolutely be there.
264
00:10:42,989 --> 00:10:44,433
I know you'll be there,
265
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,713
but that's not what I'm sayin'.
266
00:10:45,777 --> 00:10:47,348
You copy what I'm sayin', right?
267
00:10:48,229 --> 00:10:49,629
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
268
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,161
I just...
269
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,508
I don't know what to do
270
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,069
because she won't answer my text.
271
00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:58,972
Look, I'm gonna grab an ice
cream with her tomorrow at Call Hall,
272
00:10:58,972 --> 00:11:00,564
and I'll get into it with her.
273
00:11:00,575 --> 00:11:02,631
But, in the meantime, my buddy,
274
00:11:02,642 --> 00:11:05,177
- gonna buck up... Okay?
- Yes. Yes!
275
00:11:05,177 --> 00:11:07,790
Tomorrow's a new day, but
tonight, we're gonna have fun.
276
00:11:08,093 --> 00:11:11,518
- Come on! Let's go!
- Okay, let's party. Let's fucking party!
277
00:11:11,518 --> 00:11:14,553
♪ ♪
278
00:11:14,553 --> 00:11:18,291
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
279
00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:19,959
- (SIGHS)
- Are you already done?
280
00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:21,560
Yep. I was born for this shit.
281
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,131
- TRICIA: That was fast.
- You need anything else?
282
00:11:24,271 --> 00:11:26,887
- Um, no, I think I'm good. Thanks.
- Great.
283
00:11:27,179 --> 00:11:29,244
Um, so how did the jacket turn out?
284
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,871
Oh, I haven't tried it on yet.
285
00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:32,570
Well, let's try it on.
286
00:11:32,581 --> 00:11:35,296
No, no, no. It's packed up
nice in its bag. I'll do it later.
287
00:11:35,306 --> 00:11:36,842
Come on, I have to make
sure that everything's perfect
288
00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:40,641
for Fred and Susan anyway,
so let's just give it a whirl.
289
00:11:40,641 --> 00:11:41,815
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah! Looks great!
290
00:11:41,815 --> 00:11:43,016
(BOTH LAUGH)
291
00:11:43,016 --> 00:11:44,687
Right, that arm.
292
00:11:45,202 --> 00:11:46,217
Okay.
293
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,959
- Got it?
- Mm-hmm.
294
00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:50,338
Um, I really appreciate you,
295
00:11:50,507 --> 00:11:53,574
- you know, trusting me with your friends.
- Hm.
296
00:11:53,815 --> 00:11:56,655
I didn't do anything. It was all you.
297
00:11:57,432 --> 00:11:59,159
How does it feel?
298
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:00,438
(SAM CLEARS THROAT)
299
00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:04,233
Something feels a little off.
300
00:12:04,244 --> 00:12:06,217
Mm-hmm. Um...
301
00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:08,741
It's bad, isn't it?
302
00:12:08,741 --> 00:12:11,781
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- It's so bad!
303
00:12:13,015 --> 00:12:14,517
Sorry. I'm sorry, but it...
304
00:12:14,528 --> 00:12:16,783
There... There's just an issue or two.
305
00:12:16,783 --> 00:12:18,076
I think with the...
306
00:12:18,087 --> 00:12:20,220
- (LAUGHS)
- I don't understand. He spent, like,
307
00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:21,954
30 minutes on my chest alone.
308
00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:23,322
How could he have gotten it so wrong?
309
00:12:23,322 --> 00:12:25,191
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- Do I look like a linebacker?
310
00:12:25,191 --> 00:12:26,559
I don't wanna look like a linebacker.
311
00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:30,163
- You look linebacker adjacent.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
312
00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:32,032
Those shoulders, it looks like...
313
00:12:32,032 --> 00:12:34,148
What's the dance? The '80s dance that...
314
00:12:34,159 --> 00:12:36,403
(BOTH LAUGHING)
315
00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:37,771
Oh God!
316
00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:39,105
- Okay.
- Um...
317
00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:40,834
- (SIGHS) What are we gonna do?
- Well,
318
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:42,876
lucky for you, I can sew my face off,
319
00:12:42,876 --> 00:12:44,277
and we're gonna make this work.
320
00:12:44,277 --> 00:12:46,804
- Okay. Can you...
- (SIGHS)
321
00:12:46,815 --> 00:12:49,415
- put my tits in their final resting place?
- (LAUGHS) I can't do...
322
00:12:49,415 --> 00:12:52,219
- I can't help you with that part.
- I mean...
323
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:55,623
- my tits weren't even here in the '90s.
- (LAUGHS)
324
00:12:55,623 --> 00:12:58,659
(ALL CHEERING)
325
00:12:58,659 --> 00:13:01,764
(DANCE MUSIC BLASTING)
326
00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:07,367
(MUSIC ECHOES, FADES OUT)
327
00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:10,673
- (BICYCLE CLICKING)
- (INSECTS CHIRPING)
328
00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:26,186
(INHALES)
329
00:13:27,647 --> 00:13:29,083
(PHONE DINGS)
330
00:13:34,363 --> 00:13:36,741
- (MUSIC BLASTING)
- Sammy! How are you?
331
00:13:36,752 --> 00:13:38,529
Oh, my God, we are raging.
332
00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:40,933
I miss you! We all miss you so much!
333
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:43,769
Irma is on a fucking
rampage! She's going nuts!
334
00:13:43,769 --> 00:13:45,939
Hey, I can't wait... I can't
wait for ice cream tomorrow.
335
00:13:45,939 --> 00:13:47,574
I love you. We love you. Shit,
336
00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:50,678
I gotta go, I gotta go. Hold on,
I gotta go. Irma! Get down...
337
00:13:50,678 --> 00:13:51,814
(VIDEO STOPS)
338
00:13:53,087 --> 00:13:56,424
(LONG EXHALE)
339
00:14:00,822 --> 00:14:03,979
SAM: Okay, well, you gotta tell me,
what did I miss last night?
340
00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:06,433
Irma was doing body
shots at Rock-A-Belly.
341
00:14:06,444 --> 00:14:08,702
- Oh, that bitch.
- And Larry, in the Grains Department,
342
00:14:08,713 --> 00:14:10,764
was mooning people outta
the back of the Growler.
343
00:14:10,764 --> 00:14:13,533
- (LAUGHING) Oh no!
- Right? I threw my back out.
344
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,301
Tiffani had, like, these blow-up...
345
00:14:15,301 --> 00:14:17,403
Like, it-it... They weren't,
like, two sets of boobs.
346
00:14:17,403 --> 00:14:20,055
They were like blow-up beach
balls that had nipples on 'em.
347
00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:23,110
- I didn't bring 'em! Of course, she did, right?
- (LAUGHING)
348
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:25,178
Oh, man. It-It was totally crazy.
349
00:14:25,178 --> 00:14:27,414
- We missed you, Sam.
- Oh, my God. Yeah, well,
350
00:14:27,414 --> 00:14:29,916
- shit, sounds like a great night.
- Oh, yeah.
351
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:34,020
And, uh, I did talk to Joel,
a-and, you know, he misses you.
352
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,421
(MOUTHING)
353
00:14:35,481 --> 00:14:36,960
We don't need to talk
about that right now.
354
00:14:36,971 --> 00:14:39,859
Alright. Well, forget
about Joel for a minute.
355
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:42,134
- Okay. Let's forget about Joel.
- Sammy...
356
00:14:42,225 --> 00:14:44,030
- I miss ya.
- (SIGHS)
357
00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:46,199
You mean a lot to me.
358
00:14:46,199 --> 00:14:47,500
Families aren't easy.
359
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,235
Not even the fun ones, okay?
360
00:14:49,235 --> 00:14:51,274
It just... It takes a lot of work.
361
00:14:52,932 --> 00:14:54,064
You know, you just gotta...
362
00:14:54,075 --> 00:14:56,114
You gotta decide
what's important to you.
363
00:15:00,163 --> 00:15:01,962
(SIGHS)
364
00:15:02,248 --> 00:15:03,950
And I know what's
important to me right now.
365
00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:05,017
What?
366
00:15:05,135 --> 00:15:07,220
I think I'm ready for
another round of ice cream.
367
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,862
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- I know.
368
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:10,850
- Alright, well...
- I'm gonna have a minty one.
369
00:15:10,861 --> 00:15:14,394
- What do you want?
- I think I can choke down one more. Maybe a...
370
00:15:14,394 --> 00:15:16,496
butter brickle, butter
pecan. Surprise me.
371
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:19,700
- Alright! It's on me. I got it.
- Okay, thanks. (LAUGHS)
372
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:20,870
JOEL: Hey.
373
00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:23,497
Hey, Joel.
374
00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:26,802
What is this?
375
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,960
Is this some kind of
ambush or something?
376
00:15:30,903 --> 00:15:32,914
- No.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
377
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,946
Hey, I-I'm just as
surprised as you are.
378
00:15:34,957 --> 00:15:36,371
He didn't know. I...
379
00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:38,912
- I didn't.
- (SIGHS) You won't talk to me alone.
380
00:15:38,923 --> 00:15:41,430
I thought maybe you'd talk
to me with Fred around.
381
00:15:42,032 --> 00:15:43,531
Okay, well, I'm here.
382
00:15:43,556 --> 00:15:47,009
- What do you wanna talk about?
- (JOEL LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
383
00:15:47,217 --> 00:15:49,522
I don't know what to say. (LAUGHS)
384
00:15:50,735 --> 00:15:53,305
I just needed to talk
to you. I-I miss you.
385
00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:56,691
I know it was an asshole move,
386
00:15:56,702 --> 00:15:59,008
- sending that steps text.
- Yeah, you think?
387
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,362
JOEL: I'm just trying.
388
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,934
I-I lied...
389
00:16:05,945 --> 00:16:07,917
Stop! Stop.
390
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:11,769
- It was a mistake.
- I'm so...
391
00:16:12,351 --> 00:16:14,484
I'm so mad at you, Joel,
392
00:16:14,587 --> 00:16:17,960
and I don't wanna be,
but I can't help it.
393
00:16:19,084 --> 00:16:20,884
I'm sorry, Sam.
394
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:22,867
You have a...
395
00:16:22,907 --> 00:16:24,998
a fucking boyfriend, and you
don't think I can handle it,
396
00:16:24,998 --> 00:16:26,666
so you just don't tell me?
397
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,334
- Sam...
- Do you have any idea
398
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:30,473
how stupid that makes me feel?!
399
00:16:32,573 --> 00:16:35,819
- I'm sorry.
- Why doesn't anybody think I can handle anything?
400
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:37,534
I can handle it!
401
00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:41,482
God, first my sister, and now you.
402
00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:43,483
- Wait, what happened with your sister?
- No!
403
00:16:43,555 --> 00:16:45,460
You don't get to know!
404
00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:50,445
God, maybe I wouldn't
have been okay. Okay, fine.
405
00:16:50,456 --> 00:16:52,091
But I thought that we had
the kind of relationship
406
00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:55,028
that if there was something
that was that important to you
407
00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:56,429
that you would want me to know!
408
00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:57,898
That you would wanna share it with me!
409
00:16:57,898 --> 00:16:59,666
But you didn't, did you?!
410
00:16:59,677 --> 00:17:01,677
- We do have that kind of relationship!
- No, you're keeping secrets,
411
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,059
and I don't want secrets!
412
00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:04,504
I just didn't think
you would understand!
413
00:17:04,504 --> 00:17:06,409
Oh, understand what, Joel?
414
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:09,263
What?!
415
00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:12,158
I do love what we have together, but...
416
00:17:13,052 --> 00:17:16,066
- we can't provide everything for each other!
- Oh, my God!
417
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,912
I don't want you to
be my boyfriend, Joel!
418
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,805
I just don't want you to leave me!
419
00:17:23,705 --> 00:17:26,963
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Oh... (EXHALES)
420
00:17:28,706 --> 00:17:31,136
Well, it can't be the same now.
421
00:17:33,738 --> 00:17:35,374
It's not gonna be the same.
422
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:41,271
No. I guess not.
423
00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:44,313
So...
424
00:17:45,809 --> 00:17:48,547
Now, we talked, okay? Are you happy?
425
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,499
No. (GASPS)
426
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:52,845
I'm sorry.
427
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,442
Fuck. Fuck.
428
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,587
Fuck. Fuck!
429
00:17:58,815 --> 00:18:00,450
(DEEP SIGH)
430
00:18:06,343 --> 00:18:07,878
Hey, you okay?
431
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,174
- SAM: No.
- Wanna hug?
432
00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:13,515
(SIGHING) No.
433
00:18:15,205 --> 00:18:17,608
FRED: Alright. I'm
gonna get your ice cream.
434
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:18,959
Alright.
435
00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:25,121
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
436
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,996
(BIKE RATTLING)
437
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:38,946
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
438
00:18:48,439 --> 00:18:49,805
(DOG BARKING)
439
00:18:49,909 --> 00:18:51,409
This.
440
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,136
(DOG BARKING)
441
00:18:54,147 --> 00:18:55,614
(PHONE DINGS)
442
00:18:55,614 --> 00:18:57,851
- (DOG BARKING)
- (GIGGLING)
443
00:18:57,851 --> 00:18:59,748
(SIGHS)
444
00:19:00,553 --> 00:19:05,292
_
445
00:19:17,405 --> 00:19:21,110
(BIKE RATTLING)
446
00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:32,842
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
447
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,289
Hey!
448
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:39,917
Hey.
449
00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:41,494
You're back?
450
00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:43,800
Yeah. I, uh...
451
00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:46,789
I've been, uh...
452
00:19:49,725 --> 00:19:52,126
I wanted to say
something to you because,
453
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:55,636
uh, I know my situation
probably doesn't look too good.
454
00:19:55,909 --> 00:19:57,810
Yeah, well, fentanyl's not too good.
455
00:19:57,810 --> 00:20:00,480
I don't know who started that.
I would never sell fentanyl.
456
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,118
I was growing weed in my basement.
457
00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:04,082
Weed?
458
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,219
Well, if I would've known that,
459
00:20:06,219 --> 00:20:08,456
I probably would've said
hello a little bit sooner.
460
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,801
(LAUGHS)
461
00:20:09,861 --> 00:20:12,064
Yeah, well, uh...
462
00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:14,008
those days are done.
463
00:20:14,019 --> 00:20:16,160
(SIGHS) Okay, well, then so am I.
464
00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:18,753
I'm just kidding. I've had a...
465
00:20:18,764 --> 00:20:21,242
- a shitty day, so...
- If...
466
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,789
If you want to have a beer
sometime, I'm right there.
467
00:20:26,408 --> 00:20:28,958
We don't have to do
it in some party bus,
468
00:20:28,969 --> 00:20:30,097
if that's not your thing.
469
00:20:30,108 --> 00:20:32,566
- Oh, the Growler? I mean...
- Yeah.
470
00:20:33,387 --> 00:20:34,903
that place is a party on wheels.
471
00:20:34,914 --> 00:20:36,316
(BOTH LAUGH)
472
00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:37,872
Um, yeah. Maybe... maybe sometime.
473
00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:39,685
(BEEPING)
474
00:20:39,728 --> 00:20:41,162
Cool.
475
00:20:41,229 --> 00:20:43,791
- What is that?
- Um...
476
00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:45,015
(BEEPING STOPS)
477
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:47,865
That's, uh, this.
478
00:20:50,737 --> 00:20:54,470
- Oh, my God. I'm not interested!
- (LAUGHS)
479
00:20:55,498 --> 00:20:57,657
Alright. Well...
480
00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:00,206
it's good to see you back.
481
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,684
Good to see you.
482
00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:04,173
- Don't steal my bike.
- (LAUGHS)
483
00:21:04,227 --> 00:21:07,334
♪ ♪
484
00:21:16,093 --> 00:21:17,896
(CLICKING)
485
00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:22,985
(CLICKING)
486
00:21:29,251 --> 00:21:31,994
DARLENE (ON TAPE): I'm gonna
put one hand on your chest.
487
00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:33,910
- Is that okay?
- SAM (ON TAPE): Uh-huh.
488
00:21:34,977 --> 00:21:36,342
DARLENE: And the other hand here.
489
00:21:36,342 --> 00:21:38,010
- SAM: Mm-hmm.
- DARLENE: Okay?
490
00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:41,251
- Now, close your eyes. Start slow.
- (SAM BREATHES ON TAPE)
491
00:21:42,389 --> 00:21:44,005
Try not to move this hand.
492
00:21:44,016 --> 00:21:46,330
We want the breath to
come from the diaphragm.
493
00:21:46,341 --> 00:21:48,409
Nice deep inhale.
494
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:50,923
- (DEEP INHALE ON TAPE)
- And...
495
00:21:50,996 --> 00:21:53,932
SAM: Sss...
496
00:21:53,993 --> 00:21:56,162
DARLENE: Yeah, Sam. That's it.
497
00:21:56,162 --> 00:21:58,982
- In through the nose.
- (INHALES ON TAPE)
498
00:21:58,993 --> 00:22:00,723
Out through the mouth.
499
00:22:00,734 --> 00:22:04,173
SAM: Sss...
500
00:22:04,184 --> 00:22:06,152
DARLENE: That's good, Sam.
501
00:22:06,163 --> 00:22:09,733
Just you and your breath.
502
00:22:09,809 --> 00:22:11,881
- (SAM INHALES ON TAPE)
- Deep.
503
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:16,058
SAM: Sss...
504
00:22:19,611 --> 00:22:21,711
- DARLENE: Deeper this time.
- (STOPS EXHALING)
505
00:22:21,722 --> 00:22:25,702
- (SAM INHALES ON TAPE)
- Yes! (LAUGHS)
506
00:22:25,713 --> 00:22:29,154
- SAM: Sss...
- DARLENE: That's it.
507
00:22:29,165 --> 00:22:32,635
Oh... You have it.
508
00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:35,254
- (EXHALE STOPS)
- Do you feel the difference?
509
00:22:35,265 --> 00:22:39,376
Now, remember this feeling.
Isn't it wonderful?
510
00:22:39,387 --> 00:22:41,892
- It's like the first time you fell...
- (STOPS TAPE)
511
00:23:02,442 --> 00:23:03,978
(SLIDES BENCH)
512
00:23:21,377 --> 00:23:22,612
(SIGHS)
513
00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:38,868
(SOFTLY PLAYING PIANO)
514
00:23:49,311 --> 00:23:51,348
(STOPS PLAYING)
515
00:23:52,489 --> 00:23:54,856
♪ Have yourself ♪
516
00:23:55,015 --> 00:23:58,188
♪ A merry little Christmas ♪
517
00:23:59,142 --> 00:24:01,675
♪ Let your heart ♪
518
00:24:01,888 --> 00:24:04,126
♪ Be light ♪
519
00:24:05,329 --> 00:24:07,362
♪ Next year ♪
520
00:24:07,508 --> 00:24:09,877
♪ All our troubles ♪
521
00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:13,035
♪ Will be out of sight ♪
522
00:24:15,066 --> 00:24:16,302
(SIGHS)
523
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:26,063
♪ Have yourself ♪
524
00:24:26,237 --> 00:24:31,260
♪ A merry little Christmas ♪
525
00:24:31,271 --> 00:24:35,817
♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪
526
00:24:36,773 --> 00:24:39,907
♪ From now on ♪
527
00:24:39,993 --> 00:24:43,797
♪ Our troubles will be miles ♪
528
00:24:43,797 --> 00:24:48,409
♪ Away ♪
529
00:24:50,474 --> 00:24:52,929
♪ Here we are ♪
530
00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:56,336
♪ As in olden days ♪
531
00:24:56,347 --> 00:25:02,096
♪ Happy golden days of yore ♪
532
00:25:03,351 --> 00:25:06,424
♪ Faithful friends ♪
533
00:25:06,435 --> 00:25:08,774
♪ Who are dear to us ♪
534
00:25:10,354 --> 00:25:13,092
♪ Gather near to us ♪
535
00:25:13,862 --> 00:25:17,433
♪ Once more ♪
536
00:25:19,970 --> 00:25:21,806
♪ Through the years ♪
537
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:26,227
♪ We all will be together ♪
538
00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:31,101
(SIGHS)
539
00:25:36,694 --> 00:25:37,929
(SNIFFLES)
540
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:47,745
- (LIGHT CLICKS)
- (SIGHS)
541
00:25:49,622 --> 00:25:50,890
(HEAVY SIGH)
542
00:25:52,935 --> 00:25:56,172
♪ ♪
543
00:25:56,649 --> 00:26:01,649
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