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(My Mischievous Fiancee)

Regarding Riga, Grandma.

I think we can easily handle her.

How?

I plan to hire someone I know

to reclaim the debt and Aunt Pisamorn's house

until not a single baht is left.

But mom wants to eat with you tomorrow.

With me?

Can you do the cooking?

I will do my very best.

Prepare something nice for Miss Riga.

Buab, why do we have to talk over here?

We can talk over there.

Madam will scold me if I don't answer to her calls.

A flower.

For me?

Oh.

For anniversary.

Anniversary...

My dad's death anniversary.

Buab!

That hurts!

I just want us to pay respect to my dad together.

Do you want to share the death anniversary with him?!

- Huh?! - Taew, why are you mad at me?

I just want to introduce you to my dad.

Okay? Please.

You've ruined my mood.

- Now I'm in a bad mood. - Baby.

- Baby! - Faidam!

- You're going to the market? - Yeah.

Baby. Want to go to the market?

No.

So you don't want to?

Correct!

Then I'll go with Faidam.

- Let's go. - Buab!

Are you coming?

I won't.

Then don't.

Buab! Buab! Buab!

I won't go home.

We'll go to the market.

That's it

What?

Wait.

What now Doctor?

I'm coming with you.

I need to buy stuff for Riga.

Get in.

Come. Get in the car, Buab.

Come on. Get in the car, Buab.

One seat, let's take the backseat so we can sit together.

Faidam.

Get in.

Come on. Stop stalling.

Let's go.

- Buab. - Yes?

Do Auntie Ranee and Mr. Wat allow you

to help Taew and Faidam buy groceries?

It's alright.

I told them already.

I'm here to buy a color TV to send home.

- I don't know if there's any. - There should be.

TV is everywhere these days.

Right, then I'll get a red one.

- You're funny! - Of course.

Jeez! Baby!

Cosmetics!

Let's check it out!

Doctor, can we check out the cosmetics?

- Let's go, Buab. You'll pay. - Me again?!

- Here! - Here, Thank you.

There're so many things!

This!

Oh, this!

Maybelline! Gives you the best looking lashes ever!

Best looking? Baby.

I don't think you need a Maybelline.

Formaldehyde is better, for your teeth.

Buab! I thought you like it!

Just kidding!

Calm down.

Hair clip!

How much is this?

199 baht.

Long lasting and waterproof.

- I'll take it. - Okay.

It's for dark skin tone, why?

- Keep the change. - Thank you!

Why are you giving me this?

Thank you.

- That's enough, baby. - I want more.

Enough.

- I have no more. - Fine.

- Let's go. - Thank you.

What's wrong?

Huh?

Your face was dirty.

I wiped it off for you.

You must be referring to yours.

Come, I'll wipe it for you.

- No need, Doctor. - Let me!

I said I'll do it.

Here.

Take your hands off.

It's fine, Doctor.

Where are you going?

I...

Doctor!

Why are you yelling?

You fell into me

and made me drop my handkerchief.

I'm sorry.

Well, I noticed it's dirtied.

I'll wash it for you.

- Thanks. - Sure.

Do you think I wouldn't know?

Grandma!

Wait, Grandma!

Are you trying to kill me, Grandma?!

Who made you so angry?!

I'm irritated!

I can't sit still.

I don't know if Pisamorn managed

to get rid of that actress by now?

Why don't you handle it then?

What do you mean?

Go to Doctor's house.

Do you want to? I'll take you there.

Am I your buddy?

Sorry, Grandma.

I'm your senior!

Acting weak?

It really hurts, Grandma!

Take me to Dr. Param's right now.

Phon.

Grandma, wait!

Doctor.

Mom said you went out and buy groceries just for me.

You're so cute. Thank you.

I want to feed you good food.

Next time let me accompany you.

It's okay. I won't let you carry heavy things.

See? Faidam can handle it.

She's strong.

She could actually carry the whole market.

Breaking just a little sweat.

Let's go inside.

- Baby. - Hmm?

Doctor and Miss Riga is acting so sweet.

Holding hands and hugging tightly.

Yeah.

Doctor's fiancee is in trouble now.

- Faidam. - Hmm?

You put on whitening cream?

What do you mean?

It's working its miracle.

You’ve got some uneven blotches.

Shoot!

Buab!

Take this.

And this. Take it.

What the hell?

Wow.

Come. I'll help you.

Take too long and you'll get caught.

I still have to go out and endure that lovesick couple.

I want to feed you good food.

Bleh, I want to puke.

You're a maid.

If even if you want to, swallow it.

- Okay?. - Yes.

I swallowed it.

Hurry.

So in love, so sweet.

Let's see who's sweeter.

I'll make sure you choke on the sugar.

- Doctor. - Riga and I are already sweet enough.

You don't need to help.

Besides,

if you don't want to eat it yourself,

don't do what you did yesterday.

I couldn't believe Faidam

is such a good cook.

These look better than her face.

Riga.

Delicious.

Taste is important.

Even more than looks.

Of course it is.

Why else would you come home to eat with us every day?

It's okay, I'll get it.

Yes.

They're making us wait.

How much longer?

Hello.

Hello!

- You're right on time. - Sure.

Give it all you got.

Fret not!

When it comes to debt collecting, Sis Kim and Sis Hong got your back.

Please, come inside.

Why are we both entering at the same time?!

Move!

Why are you like this?

Wow!

Shamelessly enjoying fancy food.

How could that debt be paid?

Interest rate is getting higher.

It's disastrous.

It will fu...

Why did you stop?

She stopped me.

No Likay play, please.

You've got much debt, why don't you pay that first?

Debt?!

Move!

Go!

What debt, Mom?

"What debt?"

You sure have the nerves.

Did you not tell your own son?

That you own us debt.

Madam Pisamorn borrowed from us for gambling.

It's millions.

She even put a mortgage on this house.

Right.

Should I kick you out?

Should I do that and make you a homeless?!

I already told them you're receiving a guest

but they don't listen.

Looks tasty.

It's good.

Hey! What are you doing?!

This is to cover the interest.

You won't pay, we won't leave empty handed.

You guys are over dramatic with the act!

Auntie.

Give me back my food!

Did you forget? We're your creditor.

Yes.

Did you forget? We're your creditor?!

Right, They are the creditor.

Think of this as a small interest fee.

Fine! I owed you a debt!

However much interest rate is, just take them!

All done!

I'm leaving, see you next week.

If we don't get the money next week,

we'll seize this house for sure.

Dang it! So clumsy!

It's heavy.

Excuse me, until next time...

Auntie, it's okay.

It's alright.

Are they really going to seize the house?

That's right!

Next week, they'll probably come and take it.

Take your time, Auntie.

We can pay them bit by bit

then as to pay in installments.

A bit?

How much is a bit?

I don't have much to pay them!

Why are you saying that?

Because I don't have the money to pay them!

You two can do whatever you want.

- Yes. - Yes.

Mom, I don't believe that was real.

I'm sorry, Param.

But it is real.

Is it true?

Hurry, Oab.

I want to know so badly

if her plan is working or not.

I'll be flying if you want me to be faster.

Yeah, just hurry up! Stop talking!

- Why did you shut the door on me?! - Can't you open it yourself?!

Dang it.

So those rumors are true!

How come you look so stressed?

Why shouldn't I be?

Madam Pisamorn's house is getting seized.

Don't tell me you're worried about her.

Who says? I'm just worried for myself.

You knew Grandma is forcing me to marry Dr. Param.

Not knowing this family has so much debt they put their house on mortgage.

Just like I expected.

They're after my money.

But they won't get a cent from me.

Why stress over such a small problem.

How much did you owe them? Tell me.

I'll lend you a hand.

I'll get you bags full of money.

I can do so without batting an eye.

That's right.

You two don't have to worry.

Tell us however much you need.

It's alright, Grandma.

I'll try to negotiate with Sis Kim and Sis Hong.

I agree.

I wouldn't want to bother Grandma.

It's too big of a problem.

Doctor, it isn't.

We've got no problems at all.

Because sooner or later

we'll become family anyway.

Do you think he's willing to marry your granddaughter for money?

I'm standing here as his girlfriend.

Yet you're trying to lure him away to your granddaughter, with money.

I have money.

I can do it.

If you don't have any to help out,

shut your trap.

Is your granddaughter so desperate in finding a man?

That's why you go around waving your money in front of them?

I won't let Doctor marry someone else.

Doctor.

Grandma is going to do something to me.

I need to stretch!

Sitting still for too long is making me feel stiff.

Grandma.

I think you should take this outside.

Sounds good!

Let's go!

Doctor, why does everyone wants to chase me out?

I won't let anyone do that to you.

Doctor.

We need to talk.

I'll be back.

What's the meaning of all this?

What?

I'm talking about Miss Riga.

It's nothing.

What do you mean?

I can see clearly

that you are dating her.

And trying to get my sister out of the way.

Doing this,

can we still be friends?

Actually,

we're not dating.

I only hired her.

Why would do that?

I have my own reasons.

Miss Riga.

Where are you going?

I have something to attend to.

Please let Doctor knows I'm leaving.

Is this plan really this effective?

Trust me, Grandma.

I guarantee this plan to get rid of that shameless woman Riga will...

definitely scare her off.

I'll be taking my leave.

Well, it's about time.

Phon, where is Riga?

Oh.

She left right after she came to get her purse.

Oab.

I need to talk to Phon.

Go ahead.

In private.

I'm intruding?

See? I told you.

I can totally handle this!

That's what she get for clinging onto him like a leech.

But from what I can see,

I don't think that's the case.

It seems to me like Param...

actually cares for her quite a bit.

Pisamorn.

If he truly loves that woman

then I'm all for it.

Dao, my granddaughter is also a woman.

How would she feel

if she knows she's being forced to

marry a guy who doesn't care about her.

Even now she's already throwing tantrums at me.

Jeez! Grandma!

Param really isn't interested in that woman!

What is it, Doctor?

I'll be honest with you.

That story about Mom being in huge debt and the house is getting seized

doesn't convince me.

Did you know about this?

Not at all.

I think she has some kind of plan.

And why would she do that?

I wonder.

But a frugal and careful like Mom

will never let herself

be in so much debt.

And even put the house in mortgage.

Next door is Auntie Ranee's, our nice and kind neighbor.

She's the one who brought over Faidam.

It's also a place where she can escape and procrastinate.

- Really? - If I take my eyes off her for a second.

She'll disappear and already be over there.

I suspect this time as well

she must be having some fun.

Is this really okay?

Phon.

Go fetch Faidam for me.

I want Grandma and Oab to meet her.

I heard she's from Ubon Ratchathani, you might know her.

Oh, right.

Phon did mentioned before

that Faidam is from Ubon Ratchathani.

I still haven't seen her.

I want to know which family she's from.

I know literally everyone in Ubon Ratchathani.

All of them?

Of course.

There's no one I don't know

and there isn't anyone who doesn't know my name.

Oh.

Phon, go get her.

She'll have to cook for Grandma, too.

I'm so upset! Sis Kim and Sis Hong

took all of my food away!

Alright.

Then I'll accompany you.

It's this close. I won't be lost, Oab.

How many times until you're caught?

Oab. Why are you following me?

I told you.

There's no need. I will not get lost.

Hey, Phon!

I'm not following you.

If you're not. Then why are you standing here?

Well, I'm getting Faidam.

Get Faidam?

You think I'm following you?

Wrong.

Oab!

Wait!

Phon! Phon!

Actually, I was joking.

I am following you.

I didn't admit it because

you might feel humiliated.

Oh?

What's the hurry?

Where's Mr. Wat?

He's using the sauna spa in the living room, what is it?

Hey!

Is disguising oneself such a hard task?

Always running.

Everyday she's running away

from the troubles she caused!

What?!

I have none!

Bye.

Always calling to ask for some money!

Oh men.

Wat! Wat!

Big problem!

Wat!

Calm your horse! What is it this time? What kind of problem?

Dude, Oab is coming!

What?! Oab is here?!

What should I do?! What to do now?!

Help me think of a way! Help me! Think!

- Don't just stay silent! - That's Oab!

Scoot over!

Your butt!

Sorry!

Help.

Help me!

Hurry.

I almost couldn't breathe.

I think

we should go upstairs.

Great.

Dude!

Get in!

Get down.

Oh snap.

That was close.

What close?

You.

No one's home, Brother.

I think we should leave.

Then, I'll come back to meet Faidam

some other time.

If we stayed here.

when the owner comes back, they'll think we're robbing their house.

Unlike you, I don't look like a robber.

And Aunt Ranee wouldn't think so.

But if you want to leave first

then take Phon with you.

What about you?

I'll wait for Faidam here.

All because of you, Dao.

Instead of turning white like a Korean beauty

I'm going to dry up like a mummy.

Are you going to leave?

If you’re dried up, so am I.

Look at my skin.

Just like a roasted chicken.

I can't, too narrow...

It's hot.

We're getting cooked.

Brother

are you really going to wait here?

Are you sure?

Yes.

I want to know

where these folks took Faidam to.

Why hasn't Faidam returned yet?

I'm screwed.

Oab, bring Phon back with you.

I'll stay here and deal with Faidam

for ditching work.

Phon, let's go.

Oab.

Let's go.

Why did you let go?

He told me to send you home.

Why do you need to hold my hands then?

If I don't hold your hands

you might get lost.

How would I get lost?

My house is right here.

Lost in my heart.

Come, quickly.

Let go.

Annoying.

Phon.

You'll probably be mean like Grandma Pathum when you're old.

Beautiful, fierce, mean.

I'll turn into a mummy for sure.

What's with you?

I'm all dried up.

- Doctor. - Buab, Go wherever you need to. Don't worry about me.

I can't do that.

I think you shouldn’t sit here

the atmosphere here isn't good.

I think you should sit in the yard.

Take a book to read with you.

I'll make a fresh juice and serve it to you.

Okay, Doctor?

Way to go, Buab.

Make it worth your salary.

That's alright.

I don't want to trouble you.

I'll wait for Faidam here.

But Doctor.

Yes sir, you wait here.

Wait here.

Why he is calling?

Let's see how long you'll last.

What is this psycho doctor going to do?

Faidam.

Oh gosh.

That Faidam.

She's always missing.

She's never here when I need her to do something.

Hey, Phon.

Do you think when she's back

should I cut her salary?

I guess Mr. Wat took her out somewhere.

Then I should tell Wat

not to invite her out ever again.

If she goes out often and become spoiled

because she got herself a boy

We'll lose a good cook like her.

Baby.

Come out here, Hurry!

Got my whole face.

It's about Faidam.

Madam.

What?

I need to pee.

And poop, too!

If you needed to go, just go.

Wash your hands when you're done.

I'll wash it sparklingly clean.

I'll take my leave.

Come here.

What is it, Buab?

Hey.

What's the matter, Buab?

You surprised me.

Baby, please take the doctor home.

He's just sitting there, refusing to go home.

If that's what he wants, then let him be.

That's not the problem!

- But... - But what?!

But Faidam and Mr. Wat...

They are inside the sauna spa getting smoked and cooked in there!

Shoot!

But if I help, I'll be caught by Madam!

Baby, just help me.

- Taew! - She's here!

Taew!

Yes, Madam?!

What are you doing?

If you're done, go back and help!

There's also a garlic to be smashed.

- Grandma is waiting... - Yes, Madam. I'm on it!

- Procrastinating. - Yes.

She's gone!

Buab. I'm really sorry.

I can't help.

- What?! - I'm sorry!

Bye, kisses!

I'm so sorry!

Always problem!

I'm melting.

What should we do?!

Wat.

Stick your head out and see if that ugly face of a Doctor is gone.

It's your mess, you do it.

- Just take a... - No!

Fine.

Ahem!

What?

- He's still there. - Huh?!

That guy just came back from the toilet.

- We're dead. - What do we do?

What now?

I got it.

What do I do?

Doctor refuse to leave.

If this goes on,

Mr. Wat and Faidam will turn into smoked meat.

Hello.

This is MCM: Mom calls me Sakdidet

- ...of Wattanawilairatchasak family. - Buab!

It's me.

Mr. Wat!

You got out of the sauna spa?

I haven't! That's why I'm calling you.

-So, what do you... - Quickly come and unplug the cord for me!

Why do you want me to unplug it?

If I wither and die

you won't get your pay!

Understood?!

Yes! Yes!

- Buab! - Yes?

What are you doing?

Well. Mr. Wat left and forgot to unplug it.

- So I'm unplugging it. - It's fine. I'll handle it.

Dang Doctor!

There's no need!

Mr. Wat will be mad if I were to bother the guest!

I told you

I'll handle it.

Buab.

Could you fetch me some juice?

Fresh one alright?

Fresh juice?

Yeah.

You said you were going to do that.

Fresh juice! Yes. I remember now! I forgot!

But Doctor. This house ran out of fresh fruits.

I also forgot about that.

We're completely out.

Then...

get it from my house.

- Your house? - Yes.

Quickly! I'm getting thirsty.

Right away!

- Buab. - Yes?!

You changed your mind?

I forgot my house just ran out.

Guess you'll have to get it from the market.

The market?!

I'll leave it to you.

Mr. Wat and Faidam, I'm so sorry.

Pisamorn.

Yes, Grandma?

I think I should head back

If I wait for Faidam's cooking,

I'll passed out before then.

Oh, Grandma, I'm picking up the pace here.

It's alright, I'll get something on the way.

You all cook for yourself then.

- I'm leaving. - I'll stay and eat Phon's cooking.

Who's going to drive?

Go!

- Grandma, I'll send you off. - Oh, Okay. Let's go.

Oh no.

No way.

All of this on my own?!

This is it Dao.

You know what?

All men in my catalog.

I'll give them all to you.

If you won't make it. How will I?

We'll be mummified in here together.

It's a pity.

It's a pity that I'm single

and a virgin to boot!

Dear God,

if there's a next life,

Please make sure I and Dao

be best friends in every life.

One life is enough.

I better not see you again, Dao. I beg of you.

No, you can't!

Wat! Wat!

Just leave me alone!

Trying to break my neck?!

Are you okay? Endure it! Endure!

Wat! Wat!

I have a way to get that ugly Doctor out of here.

(Next episode.)

The secrets might have already been out, don't you think so?

I'll make you admit it yourself.

You are Lomdao.