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(My Mischievous Fiancee)

(Previously...)

Is this how you'll play,

Lomdao?

Show everyone that I'm going to marry you.

Sure.

I will not let go of Doctor.

Because we are both so in love with each other.

There must be an evidence

of the debt or something that I can use as proof.

Shoot! He's here!

Hey!

How did you enter my room?

Doctor, please put on your shirt.

Why?

This is my room

whether I wear something or not

is my business.

Hey.

Stop, Doctor.

You are crazy, Doctor!

Hey.

You're the crazy one.

You came in someone else's room and you keep screaming.

Why did you enter my room?

Doctor, please put something on first.

Please put something on first.

Why?

Does it make you heart beat?

Yes.

My heart shakes and I feel hot...

Huh?

Huh?

Hot tempered that's what!

Hey.

Why did you enter my room?

Miss Phon told me to come

put your clothes away.

So, I'm following orders.

Why do you keep asking me questions?

Hey.

Let me go, Doctor.

I'm going to leave.

Fine.

I'll let you go.

Oh!

Doctor!

What are you doing?

Hey! Doctor!

Please don't do this!

Do you want to try something new?

Fine.

Come!

Hey!

I wanted to ask you

when are you going to leave my room?

Huh?

Didn't she said she was putting clothes away?

Nothing's changed.

There're no new clothes.

What are you up to, Lomdao?

You take off your shirt whenever you feel like it.

It's stuck on my mind now.

Doctor!

What are you doing?

Doctor!

Please don't do this!

You're just teasing me.

Crazy doctor.

Doctor.

Are people without lovers

considered mentally ill?

If they're not preoccupied by it or it doesn't affect their daily life

then no.

It depends on each individual.

But it does affect my daily life.

Because my mind is preoccupied by you.

Did you guys run out of water?

You guys seem a little thirsty.

- Riga. - I'll go buy some water for you.

Keep it for yourself.

Your parents send you to study not to hunt for husband.

Riga, stop it.

They're just kids.

But...

It's alright.

Let's go grab something to eat.

Fine, do you need me to help?

No, it's fine.

Okay.

This month's salary for you.

I really don't want to accept it.

But if I don't accept it

you'll hire someone else.

Consider it as a reward

for fighting with my mom.

Oh, by the way.

How did it go yesterday?

What did you mom say?

She's still not convinced that we're dating.

Is my acting no good?

I think

she just refuses to believe

that we would suddenly date.

That's okay.

I'll find a way to make her believe

that we're in love.

But Mom wants to eat with you tomorrow.

With me?

She's probably trying to find some kind of fault.

Because

she still insists on my arranged marriage.

This time

I will not fail for sure.

Baby.

Are you mopping?

Let me help.

Baby.

I already apologize.

I really didn't mean

to call you a floozy.

Wait, enough.

How about this

just tell me what you want, baby.

I'll get it for you

so you can stop sulking, okay?

I already told you

S size for shirt

L size for diamond ring.

Baby.

You know I would give you anything.

But the problem is that I don't have money.

Of course you wouldn't.

You used up money to buy alcohol, gamble

and this doesn't include going to soap land.

Almost hit my face.

Who told her?

- Hold on, Taew. - What?

- Come with me for a second. - Where to?

- Come with me. - Where are you taking me?

Be careful.

Where are you taking me, Buab?

Young man

how did you get in here?

This is a dead end.

Didn't the security guard chase you out?

My dream woman.

Look at those upper teeth.

Sister.

Please give me 20 baht.

I haven't ate yet.

Please.

Are you guys siblings?

Hey! Watch it.

Watch it.

Hey brother, you don't need 20 baht.

Come drink with me, it's my treat.

No, thank you.

I don't drink.

He doesn't drink.

Hey, brother.

I think you have a good physical attribute.

If you go play cards with me.

I'm sure you'll earn more than 20 baht.

Let's go.

No, thank you.

I also don't gamble.

He doesn't gamble.

How about this.

Let's go to soap land with me.

You can wash up and make yourself clean.

You'll feel fresh.

Okay?

No, thank you.

I also don't go to such place.

He doesn't go to such place.

Baby, look.

Let me touch you.

Baby, look.

He doesn't drink,

doesn't gamble,

doesn't go to soap land.

Look at his sorry state

and look at me, all clean and smell nice.

I also have a six pack, how's that?

Is this what you like, I have it too.

- Six pack? - Ringworm.

How about that, baby?

How about that?

How about that?

How about that?

I don't need money.

Please continue fighting, bye.

Yeah.

Do you still have the nerves to talk?

Drinking, gambling, going to soap land.

Come, I will arrange one for you.

Take that!

All in all!

I'm so sorry.

I'll never do it again.

Next time you go to soap land, tell me.

I'll let you swim in a bucket in the backyard, understand?

Yes.

Wait up, baby.

Baby, are you still sulking?

Hmm?

I told you, if you want to beg

S size for shirt

L size for diamond ring.

Baby.

You know I give you my everything

But I don't have money right now.

Buab!

Hey! How long are you going to keep at it?

Long.

Then pack your belongings and

leave my house immediately.

Madam, I'm sorry.

You're always away when I call you.

Faidam, too, I don't know where she went.

Go, go watch the house

I'm going outside.

Yes, Madam.

Don't invite her out again.

Auntie, taxi's here.

Oh!

Who did...

Oh! Grandma.

Grandma, why are you throwing cans?

It hurts.

Great!

So you can remind yourself not to act

like a dog craving for canned food.

Grandma called me a dog?

Yes, you little puppy.

Why did you call me a dog?

Is it not true? Huh?

Once you knew that Uayphon was coming

you're waiting in the front porch drooling.

Better than you, Grandma.

Once you knew that Auntie was coming, you were flapping your wings

If you were chewing betel nuts, you would be drooling, too.

Oab!

You smart-ass.

If you're so tough then quickly win over Uayphon.

You're so tough, huh?

Grandma, that's going to hurt!

That was lucky, Grandma.

Uayphon used to be a drum majorette before.

- Auntie! - Pisamorn!

Auntie.

Grandma.

Auntie.

Acting like you're not doing to make it

don't be a such scaredy cat.

Who can endure ten rings of tiles

and feel nothing like you, Grandma?

You missed, Grandma.

Please don't blame Oab, Grandma.

How about this.

Let's just say I will act like

T-A-O.

What's TAO?

TAO is

Lasting beauty.

Forever beauty.

A beauty that will never die

or perish, Grandma.

- Oh! Faidam. - Huh?

No need to cook a lot.

Madam and Miss Phon isn't home today.

Huh?

Madam and Miss Phon aren't home?

That means

that psycho doctor is alone.

Huh? What?

I mean the doctor.

He's mentally ill.

One minute he's nice, then he's mean.

Just you wait.

I'll make a unforgettable meal for...

What, Taew? I'm not done speaking.

Hey, I'll make a unforgettable meal for that crazy doctor!

I guarantee you the menu I'm about to make

no one can ever forget it.

I confirm.

Eat up, Doctor.

I did my best.

They look delicious, Faidam.

I'll eat all of them.

Excellent.

Fish ball.

Why is it so spicy, Faidam?

Perhaps my cooking skill got worse.

Please try the fried pork with garlic instead.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

This is also spicy, Faidam.

Oh!

Please try the vegetable stir fried.

It'll soothe the spiciness.

- It helps? - Yes.

I'll support your hand.

Definitely delicious.

It's so bitter, Faidam.

How can it be bitter, Doctor?

Please try this.

Red curry, Doctor.

I assure you it's rich and creamy.

What's wrong, Doctor?

Why is it so sour, Faidam?

Doctor, please don't drink the water yet.

I think you should try this dessert.

Let me feed you, Doctor.

Are you sure it's dessert?

Yes.

It's sweet like me, Doctor.

How is it?

Why is it so salty, Faidam?

It's like a bucket of salt.

Oh, Doctor.

Please eat these fruits.

These sweet fruits will

erase the saltiness away.

No.

It's going to...

- I can't hold it anymore. - What's wrong, Doctor?

Oh, Doctor!

Where are you going?

Come sit down first, Doctor.

You still haven't try the fruits yet.

I even peeled it for you.

It's going to...

What's wrong?

It came out...

Am I right?

This will surely cure you

of your psychopath.

Let's begin.

Vegetable soup needs a bit of vinegar!

Taew, hand me vinegar.

Taew, mustard.

This is delicious for sure.

Thank you.

Taew, bring the salt.

You'll get kidney disease, Doctor.

And this

secret recipe from the palace

from lonesome kitchen.

Laxative.

Deliciousness not guaranteed

but I guarantee your butthole with burn.

I confirm.

This is going to be good.

Food is served, Doctor.

I assure you this meal

will totally be to your liking.

I confirm.

Looks delicious.

Then please eat a lot, Doctor.

Faidam.

Yes?

What else do you need?

Join me.

Faidam.

- Yes? - Join me.

Join you for what?

There's no one home today.

Come and eat with me.

Sit and eat with you, Doctor?

Yes.

Taew, grab a plate for Faidam.

A plate?

Oh, doctor.

I'm not hungry, it's okay.

Taew, bring a plate.

Yes, a plate.

- Faidam. - Yes?

How long are you going to stand there?

Sit.

On the chair.

Hurry.

Doctor.

You see,

I am not hungry, doctor.

And I wouldn't dare

act equal to my boss.

It's okay, I don't mind.

Boss or servant, we're all humans.

Taew, bring a plate.

- Plate. - Here it is, Doctor.

A plate.

The other plate.

Plate.

Serve the rice, hurry.

- Faidam. - Yes?

Sit.

Or I'll fire you.

Fire this, fire that.

Enough.

Eat a lot.

You said it's delicious.

Come here.

I'll serve it for you.

That's too much, Doctor.

Is it too little?

This is enough, Doctor.

Eat up.

Or would you like me to feed you?

Didn't your parents teach you?

You shouldn't suck on your food.

Chew.

Chew it.

All gone, Doctor.

Eat more.

Eat all of them if it's delicious.

I'll serve them for you.

Vegetable soup.

Fried pork.

Eat up.

Is it good?

Hold on, Faidam.

- Yes. - Where you go?

Sit first.

You haven't finished your food.

I am full.

Don't waste your food, Mom will scold you if she sees.

I'll feed you.

A big mouthful, open up.

Not going to open up?

Open up, now.

Delicious?

Vegetable soup.

I can't hold it anymore.

Where are you going, have another bite.

I can't hold it, I have to go.

Faidam.

Faidam.

The medicine is in the cupboard, Faidam.

Your butthole will surely burn.

- Here you go, Auntie. - Thank you, Oab.

Riga

is always around Dr. Param, Pisamorn.

There's gossip about them all over the internet.

There are photos of them going out to eat, watch movie together

and meet at the hospital.

What would you like me to think?

Param and that woman are not dating.

That woman just sticks around

for spotlight, Grandma.

She used to be a nurse.

So they used to hang out for some times.

But they're not dating.

What she said isn't true at all, Grandma.

How should we handle that Riga woman?

In case you want more

I put it in a flash drive.

Thank you.

I'll let you know where I'm going next.

Stand by and wait.

Alright.

Yes?

Please help me publish the photos

you can write whatever you want for the content.

Yes.

I'll bring you some snacks.

Thank you so much.

Yes.

I can get attention

as well as the doctor.

This is totally worth it.

You see

regarding Riga, Grandma.

I think we can easily handle her.

How?

I'll have Phon deal with it.

How is Phon going to deal with her?

I plan to hire someone I know

to reclaim the debt and aunt Pisamorn's house

until not a single baht is left.

Are they up to the task?

When it comes to acting

rest assured

she was a former musical folk drama actress.

Oh.

If Riga doesn't truly love Brother.

I don't think she can stay with a penniless man.

I can't believe that a beautiful and sweet girl like Phon

can come up with an evil plan.

Oh?

Hey.

Did you just insulted me?

No, Phon.

I was complimenting you.

Then you'd better compliment Auntie

because this whole plan

Auntie came up with it herself.

You're talking off the top of your head.

Phon.

What is Grandma up to?

It seems the prey

is actually Miss Dao.

Can I sit here?

Sure.

Phon.

I'm glad that I get to see you.

But I'm not.

What can I do to get to see your smile?

Easy.

Once you leave, I'll smile.

Phon.

Why did you say that?

I want to stay with you.

I want to spend my life with you.

Sorry

but I don't think of you that way.

You can say whatever you want to me.

You can be sarcastic all you want.

But I want you to know that

I can do anything for you.

Is that so?

Then can I have an unlimited amount of a credit card with the pin number?

Sure.

But under one condition.

You must change your surname to mine.

Oab!

Is that okay? If you agree

I would need a deposit.

Tomorrow we'll register our marriage.

Grandma!

What are you doing?

She's a woman.

Acting like a player like this

are you asking for trouble?

Grandma.

This is between young adults.

- And? - Not someone in her 60s like you.

- 60s? - Grandma.

Let me drop you off, Phon.

No, thank you.

- I came here on my own I can go back on my own. - Phon.

Why did you say that? Go back on your own?

Taxi fee is expensive.

It's better to let him drop us off.

Thank you so much.

How about this?

Can you please drop Phon and me off?

Gladly.

It's our pleasure.

Hey!

What's the problem?

What's with the car?

A car is a car, Grandma.

Still making jokes at this hour?

Look at where your shortcut led us to.

What are we going to do now?

I thought it would be closer, Grandma.

Do something then.

Okay, I'll go check it out.

Where are we?

It's dark and remote.

Gosh, not a single car in sight.

Well?

I don't know, either.

I don't know how to check.

You little...

Why did you come to check then?

I thought I can help.

Look at where your idea has brought us to.

Do you even know where we are?

Grandma.

The atmosphere is quite scary.

Yeah, I know.

It's isolated.

It's...

as if...

like there's...

ghost!

I'm a human, not a ghost.

A human?

Damn.

Scared me to death.

Well...

It's good that you came by.

Can I ask you something?

Is there a car repair shop around here?

- Yes. - Where?

You'll have to walk pass the cemetery and you'll reach the shop.

Cemetery?

Yeah, cemetery.

Get going

or else the shop will close before then.

Thank you very much.

Shouldn't have come here.

How are we going to get there, Grandma?

You're right.

You guys staring at me like this

everyone except Oab is going, right?

You're the one who has to

go get the repair man.

Get going.

Grandma!

We came together, we should go together.

The more the merrier, Grandma.

You scaredy cat.

You haven't left?

Why did you come back?

I came to tell you that the car repair shop is closing soon.

Thank you so much.

Please go back.

You don't have to come back.

Fine.

Whatever happens, happens.

Let's go.

Come.

Is that your fingers or a bear's claw?

- What?! - What?!

The purse is in the car.

Go get it.

Auntie, you're worrying about your purse now?

- How can I not worry? - Easy there.

Bring it here.

Come quickly.

That was so scary, Grandma.

We're deep in the forest, Grandma.

Why did you stop, Grandma?

What's that noise?

Let's go take a look.

(Mr. Khao Sam...)

Wait, what's that noise?

Grandma.

We've probably got cursed.

I don't think so, keep calm Pisamorn.

Let's take a good look.

What's that noise?

Hey.

It's a human, look.

- Since it's a human, I'll lead the way. - Okay.

Uncle.

Do you know where the car repair shop is?

In front up ahead.

Is it far?

We've been looking for it for so long.

We couldn't find it.

It's not far, I come here every day.

Really?

It's late

why are you still working?

It's because of those scoundrel.

They misspelled my name on my grave.

(Mr. Khao Sam-Ang)

They've misspelled his name.

Misspelled on your grave?

Yes.

Ghost!

Oh.

He's not a ghost.

Oh, well.

Thank you so much.

We've been trying to catch this person.

He likes to come and steal money

from the corpse's mouth every night.

Oab! Why are you so close to me?

I am already scared.

Sorry.

I am scared.

Easy there.

How are you?

You're still asking.

My butthole was destroyed.

See? As they say

"what goes around, comes around."

How about that?

Oh!

Hey!

It's here again.

Faidam.

Oh!

Faidam.

Faidam.

Faidam.

Faidam.

One, two, three.

This is your first lesson.

For you

there will surely be next time.

Faidam.

Luckily, he was just a thief stealing money from corpse's mouth.

Otherwise I would have died from shock.

Walk slowly.

Hey, Faidam.

What's wrong now?

You're all exhausted.

Could it be that when I wasn't here

you secretly went out?

I wouldn't dare do such thing, Madam.

Are you sure?

It's true, Mom.

She stayed at home all night.

Not even a step out of her room.

She only stayed in the toilet.

Why did you only stay in the toilet, Faidam?

Oh!

The breeze was a little chilly.

Oh!

Taew!

Hey, the other day

why did you obey Riga's order?

Because Miss Ega is Doctor's girlfriend.

So, I had to listen to her.

Faidam's right.

Riga is my girlfriend.

Faidam should listen to her.

You're right, Faidam.

Faidam, today Brother invited Miss Riga over for a meal.

Can you do the cooking?

Of course, Miss Phon.

I will do my very best.

But don't cook yesterday's dishes.

Yeah, sure...

The food served here is too normal.

It's not suitable for socialites.

How about this, Faidam.

Prepare a special meal for Miss Riga.

Of course, Madam.

And what would you like me to cook, Madam?

Anything that's expensive.

Around 20 baht.

Huh?

20 baht?

Someone like that

only 20 baht should be more than enough.

But if you want her to eat something nice

do it yourself.

I don't know why I would need to

spend anything on Riga.

Faidam.

Prepare something nice for Miss Riga.

Yes, Doctor.

By now

the award winning Oscar actress

from the moon still hasn't arrived.

Right.

Then

I'll go ask Brother.

Hello, Mom.

Did you finish filming your drama?

Yes, I'll be a little busy these days.

Oh.

What work?

I've never seen any.

I'm planning to go to London for a fashion show.

London?

Oh my.

They hired you?

Yes, something like that.

I'm thinking of going there to build my image.

And where's the doctor?

He went to the market.

He went to buy ingredients for your meal.

The doctor is so cute.

He takes such a good care of me.

He also asked me to take a good care of you.

Come inside, it's hot here.

Why are we talking here? Let's go.

Make yourself at home.

Yes.

Wow!

(Next episode.)

Shamelessly enjoying fancy food.

How could that debt be paid?

What debt, Mom?

Madam Pisamorn borrowed from us for gambling.

It's millions.

Next week,

they'll probably come and take it.