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(My Mischievous Fiancee)

I feel like you look familiar.

You were with Wat the whole night.

She went out with Wat?

Yeah.

Miss Dao who is Mr. Wat's friend is coming over.

So he wonders if you will let Faidam cook for them.

(Previously...)

That's the kitchen.

Yes. That's where I'm going.

Where's Faidam?

Doctor.

How did you do that?

To be honest,

this whole affair almost gave me a heart attack.

I told you Dr. Param isn't stupid.

Stop with this crazy act.

I told you I need time to gather evidence.

What evidence, dear?

Evidence that shows the Monthianrak family is after my family's fortune.

Besides, Dr. Param is already dating Miss Riga.

- Dao. - You saw it, too.

Riga and Doctor are more than just friends.

Or do you want to see me steal someone else's boyfriend?

I'm sorry, Mom.

But I really don't want to marry Dr. Param.

Who's calling?

Hello.

Here.

A foreigner wishes to speak to you.

Hi.

Oh. Hi, honey.

Yes.

I miss you too, Max.

But I'm busy right now.

I'll call you back, okay?

Yes.

Bye.

He was Max.

He must've called my phone but couldn't reach me.

So, he called here.

I gave him the phone number

and said it's friend's house where I'll be staying.

Who's Max, dear?

Max is my boyfriend.

The reason you don't want to marry Dr. Param

isn't because he is a bad person.

It's because you already have a boyfriend.

I can carry it myself, Doctor.

You can't even walk straight, I'll help.

Or would you like me to carry both you and the bag?

So, are you no longer suspicious about me and Miss Dao?

Doctor.

You're over thinking it.

It's obvious she's a socialite.

Why would she look like me?

What made you think so?

I know you're no ordinary cook.

Not ordinary?

Why am I not ordinary?

Hey, Doctor.

Don't tell me that you think,

Miss Dao and I are the same person?

Did you think everyone is on it with me

trying to deceive you, Doctor?

Think what you will, Doctor.

Miss Dao is so light-skinned,

beautiful,

but I am dark-skinned.

But if you think that I am beautiful.

Then I'm happy.

Today, I might not have an evidence.

But my senses are not wrong.

I am confident that you're not an ordinary cook.

You'd better find the evidence, Doctor.

So you'll know that I am actually an under covered police.

You'd better find it soon.

How long will I keep getting away with it?

Your hair...

Where does this dark stain come from?

Why does your mole...?

Doctor!

That's the kitchen.

Yes. That's where I'm going.

Auntie, Where's Faidam?

Those two are never in the same room together.

But Auntie Ranee willing to do such thing with Faidam?

No cases left, Doctor?

I have another one in the afternoon.

Dr. Korn,

have you ever met

two people who look identical

but are not related?

Look identical, but are not related...

Doctor, that's actually very common.

For instance, "Pompam" (Thai host) looks like Obama.

Yaya and Patricia Good.

And I look like Nadech's identical twin.

If the nurse didn't tell me,

I would've thought you were Nadech.

That's right, I tell myself that every day.

So, why were you asking?

Nothing.

Am I over thinking it?

Oh, Doctor.

The coffee capsule that you just bought smells very good.

You need to buy more.

I'm concerned it'll run out.

Yes.

Oh, hot.

I'm leaving, Doctor.

I am not worried,

but you left with Lomdao and you two disappeared.

Yes.

Aren't you concerned about my feelings?

You and I went out for dinner.

That means there should be only two of us eating.

Not you leaving me behind and make me eat alone.

Where did you go with her?

Why do I need to tell you everything?

Don't forget you're my lover.

Yes, I am your lover.

But it's a fake lover to convince my mom

that I already have a girlfriend.

So my mom won't bother me

about the marriage.

Do you care about her that much?

Yes.

Doctor!

I am concerned about her because she looks familiar.

I think she looks like an acquaintance of mine.

Who?

I don't think she looks like anyone you know at all.

Lomdao looks like...

Faidam.

Lomdao and Faidam?

That's absurd.

But if we're talking about their personalities, can't say I disagree.

Because both of them have

terrible personalities.

I know you don't like both of them.

But your feelings aside...

do you think Faidam and Lomdao

look similar?

A little.

Is it possible that Faidam and Lomdao are the same person?

Impossible.

Faidam has no manners and class.

For Lomdao who I don't like her,

I know that she has class

have rich family, an overseas graduate and uses luxurious things.

She has money.

Completely different person.

Why do you think they're the same person?

It's just a random thought.

Then get over it.

Even though I'm not your girlfriend,

but I don't want you thinking about other people.

Especially Lomdao.

What are you doing out here so late?

Why do I need to tell you what I do?

Huh?

But... you're eavesdropping on my conversation.

It's my personal business.

Why do you have no manners?

I don't care about manners.

Because I want to know why you speak English fluently.

So what if I can speak English,

what's wrong about it?

Or do you have a rule that says

maids aren't allowed to speak English?

It's true we don't have a rule for that.

But someone like you, your central Thai dialect isn't fluent

but you speak English very well.

Isn't it strange?

Doctor!

Are you saying that you think I'm not smart?

So, I have to thank Mr. Johnny who was my ex-boyfriend from Pattaya.

Your ex-boyfriend?

That's true.

At Pattaya?

Yes!

He taught me how to speak English.

But unfortunately, we broke up.

So I have to find a new boyfriend.

I plan to post a status on "My pal is single, please flirt her" page,

and tell them my type about men.

In case someone is interested.

I am in the middle of writing it.

Do you want to take a look?

(My pal is single, please flirt her)

You're a player.

I am a woman after all.

I might not be pretty,

but I still have the right to choose.

Otherwise, men might deceive me for my money.

You're right.

But you need to be rich first,

for those men to come deceive you.

Does that mean that,

if you see a rich woman

you might deceive her?

Do you not like rich people?

Huh?

Faidam.

Faidam.

You're awesome.

Super awesome!

Faidam.

How did you get away from that situation?

How did you know?

I walked passed that area.

Someone like me must be prepared for every situation.

By the way...

What's that single page like?

Can I take a look?

Can you post status for me that you have a single, pretty, and hot friend.

Write it for me please.

What about Buab?

Oh, right.

My mood is ruined now.

- Faidam. - Huh?

Do you think the Doctor

is still suspicious of who you really are?

Does he believe in what you said?

It's up to him to believe or not.

But I must complete my mission.

Then what are you going to write about Dr. Param and Madam Pisamorn?

Hey, why did you scream?

I haven't touched you yet.

Just rehearsing in case it hurts.

Because of the liquor.

That's why you ended up getting car scraped everywhere.

Look at your head.

But I'm happy.

That I have an understanding wife who won't blame me.

Hey, don't even bother.

What I mean is you were drunk driving,

that's why you ended up like this.

Remember, don't drink and drive.

And drive slowly in the next time.

Other people drive even faster than me.

Right! Other people drive faster than you.

Yeah!

But now,

they all were dead.

You talk too much, I might hit your ears.

Always talking back.

Good thing is that there's an incoming call.

Otherwise...

Huh?

Otherwise what?

I'll let you finish treating my wound.

- It's not even done yet. - You cheeky little...

Hello?

Huh? It's Dao?

Oh! Dao!

Dao, it's me, your dad.

Dad.

What did Grandma say about the marriage?

- Hey. - Nothing has changed.

But not to worry because I understand you.

Does that mean you will talk to Grandma about it?

I want to speak to her, too.

But she's not home right now.

Oh? Grandma and Oab haven't returned to Ubon Ratchathani yet?

Oh!

Grandma said she'll only return

once she finish clearing things up about your marriage.

Dad!

Oh! But...

How did you know Oab also went with her?

I haven't mentioned that.

Dad, I'm a little busy right now.

I'll call you back.

Bye!

Dao.

Hey.

Dao?

Dao.

Why didn't you ask her where she is?

Honey.

She ran away like this,

she certainly wouldn't tell us.

- Oh, but it is suspicious. - Huh?

How did Dao know

that Oab also went with Grandma?

Hey.

Where are you going?

To go thinking.

I'm all confused.

Fine, I won't go.

Think.

Weather in Bangkok really affects that the PM 2.5 pollution is terrible.

I only went out for a quick walk.

Look.

My nose is all itchy.

Why are you carrying your mask?

Why didn't you wear it?

I can't breathe when I wear it.

I keep taking it off and putting it on.

I see. No wonder why you keep sneezing.

Oh, Mr. Oab.

Oh.

- You're back? - Yes.

How was it?

Did you find Dao at Tham Krabok?

Not yet, Grandma.

Huh?!

Grandma!

You're useless!

The worst!

Aren't you worried about your sister?

If I went there, I would've already brought her home.

But what's this?

You're useless!

Why are you like this?

I really want to die.

You incompetent fool!

Grandma.

This is how you want to die?

Your feet is rough.

Do not touch them!

You're not going to die so easily.

You're not worried about me at all.

You're only worried about Dao.

Did you know that the other day I nearly didn't make it?

I'm getting goosebumps all over when I think about it.

Did you see a ghost?

- Perverted gay ghost actually, Auntie. - Oh, I see.

- I'm getting goosebumps all over again. - Oh, dear.

A gay ghost.

Grandma.

You don't have to worry about it.

Regarding Dao, I'll make it so she will marry the Doctor.

What are you going to do?

Try selling it to me again.

I will sell more ten items.

What are you complaining about?

Earlier, Mr. Wat. An employee from a credit card company

insisted to see you so I chased them away.

What did you do?

I saw you talking to them for a long time.

You see.

He was pestering me, so I said

Okay, if my boss signs up credit card with you

you must buy insurance from my boss too.

Because my boss sells insurance.

After that he just ran away.

Thank you.

Hey, can you look after Faidam to prevent have problems with Dr. Param?

Okey dokey, roger sir, aye aye captain.

I will do everything you command.

Yes, sir.

Go ahead.

My leg!

Sorry!

Are you still not done mopping?

Hey, some corners where you can't reach

use a kitchen rag and wrap it around finger like this

and poke it through.

Hey! Not on me!

Madam, please move.

Why don't you go mop elsewhere?

Hey! You too.

You only scrub under the table.

Are you going to sleep there?

It's dirty, Madam.

Are you going to sleep in there or something?

- Great, it's clean. - Is it clean?

Gosh. Gosh.

You guys!

Stop fooling around.

Be serious.

I still have many other jobs for you

There are seven restrooms for you to clean.

Hurry up.

Dao, you won't know what's in store for you.

Oab.

You're in trouble, Dao.

(Songsawat)

Hey! Scrub everything well and look out for the stains.

For short, long, black marks, help each other scrub them out.

What are you looking at? Scrub!

Yes!

Hey, Madam. I scrubbed everything.

There's only one left,

but it won't come off.

You're not putting enough force.

Such a small mark, why can't you scrub it off?

Madam, come to take a look at it.

Gosh, You never do what I want.

Here, no matter how much I scrub it won't come off.

I'm think of buying sand paper to scrub it off.

Hey! Enough.

- What? - That's the brand name logo.

It's Thailand Standard brand, do you not know it?

Oh!

Thailand Standark.

"Dard..."

Don't scrub anymore.

(Songsawat)

I see!

Thailand Standard, Madam?

I thought you don't use brand stuff.

You're such a weirdo.

Thailand Standard is a brand.

You're really clueless.

Oh!

Off to work, son?

Yes.

Come home early today, I want to go to Grandma Pathum's house.

I've got a patient appointment this evening.

I probably couldn’t go with you.

Then I'll take my leave.

When will he meet Dao then?

She's rich, right?

That's why you want her as a daughter-in-law.

A rich daughter-in-law

who doesn't want that, Faidam?

So true. I want a rich husband as well, Madam.

The same point for me.

Huh?

Phone?

Where is it?

I can only hear it.

Oh.

Good thing the psycho doctor wasn't here to see.

Hello, Wat.

Why did you call me?

Hey. I called you many times why didn't you pick up?

Can you not be angry now?

How can I not be? I called you for ten minutes straight.

Oab is probably at the house gate now.

Huh? What did you say? Oab is here?

Doctor!

Oh! Hey.

Oab, what's the matter?

Hello, Auntie.

Yes.

- Where is the Doctor rushing off to? - He's heading to the hospital.

What business do you have?

I need to speak to him.

Did you need to speak to Param

or is it actually someone else?

Well...

I also want to talk to Phon, too.

See? I knew it.

Phon isn't here.

She went to buy something and I don't know when she'll be back.

Yes.

Go inside and have a glass of water.

I'll tell Faidam cook something delicious for you. Come in!

That's alright, Auntie.

I'll come back another day.

Bye.

Hey.

He quickly leaves when he knows that Phon isn't here.

I had to followed you here to the hospital.

Dao's notebook.

Oh?

Hey.

Where did it go?

Where did it go?

(Tom yum goong mae nam)

(Fried fish with chili sauce)

Food recipe.

I lost my recipe book.

I can't find it anywhere.

Could this be the book she's looking for?

Let me see.

You went to buy stuff from supermarket again.

It's expensive.

Look

a handful of these parsley

are more than 10 baht.

If you buy it from the market nearby our house,

it's 10 baht per handful.

Goodness. How much did you spend?

goodness You bought... Oh godness!

Why did you buy a hair conditioner?

If you want a soft and silky hair

after you finish shampooing

use olive oil while it's damp.

A couple of drops in your hand and

massage it from head to the tip.

Your hair will be like silk.

Why did you spend money to buy it?

Oh, or if you don't want to waste your shampoo or conditioner,

trim your hair short.

It saves a lot of money and you don't have to waste shampoo.

- Don't you think so? - Yes.

Madam.

Why do you keep long hair then?

What a waste of shampoo.

Waste of what?

I only washed my hair once a week.

And the water that I used to shampoo with is very precious,

it can also be given to the plants

or clean the toilet

it's so useful.

How could you say it's a waste?

You guys should use me as a role model.

Conserve, understand?

But I think...

I'd rather not... my hair will end up being matted.

Faidam.

You wash your hair every day, is it not already matted?

Look at it.

Take a look in the mirror.

- Oh, Faidam. - Yes?

I found this notebook dropped at the house gate.

Is it yours?

Yes, Miss Phon.

It is mine.

But it's dropped at the house gate?

When did I drop it?

Hey, someone as clumsy as you would forget it anywhere.

Go, start cooking.

Thank you.

Take it.

Wasted so much money...

- Taew. - Yes?

- I already know. - Two bags, okay?

- Sure. - I'll take my leave.

- I got everything, Madam. - I counted it already.

Hey, Oab.

You came to see me in Bangkok?

What brings you here?

At first, yeah.

But now... it's nothing.

What?

Hey, Doctor.

I still can't find my sister.

And?

Hey.

Do you not care about her?

Why must I care?

Hey, Doctor.

My sister is your future fiancee.

Future fiancee that always miss the appointment?

She doesn’t respect my family at all.

Doctor.

Don't mind her.

She's still young.

In her 20s isn't young anymore.

Graduated from America.

If she was young, she wouldn't let things be complex.

What do you mean?

The other day I met an interior designer.

Her name is Lomdao.

And?

Her name is just like Dao's name.

Lomdao isn't a common name,

and they're both interior designer.

Do you think it's possible

that the Lomdao I met is your sister?

I...

I don't think so.

Why not?

Because she's not in Bangkok right now.

Hey, seriously.

She's not in Bangkok right now.

Not in Bangkok, so then where?

This...

I don't know.

How did you know she's not in Bangkok, huh?

Because I don't know.

She's not at Tham Krabok. Not in Ubon Ratchathani, too.

Angkab said that she visited her.

But I’m not sure where she goes after she visits with me.

See, Grandma?

Auntie Angkab doesn't know as well.

Then how can you be sure?

That the one Dr. Param met wasn't Dao?

That... I'm not sure, too.

But I think you don't know your sister that well.

With her disappearance...

and a maid called Faidam shows up.

Don't you think it's too much of a coincidence?

Huh?

Then there's Dao's notebook at Dr. Param's house.

I think Dao is related to all of these.

Grandma is asleep.

Both are asleep.

I'll call Dao now.

Auntie Angkab.

Hello.

Miss Dao?

Yes, Auntie.

What's the matter?

You called me this late.

Something big happened, Miss Dao.

What is it, Auntie?

Grandma and Mr. Oab,

they're suspicious of what you're up to.

Miss Dao, you need to get here first.

So you can talk to them before it gets messier.

Yes, Auntie.

Thank you so much for telling me.

What business do you have?

You're still crippled.

You still want to go out and walk?

When is it going to heal?

My distant cousin is sick.

She doesn't have children in Bangkok.

She has only me.

She is used to raise me.

I need to be dutiful.

I have to visit her.

I'll bring food on the way back.

You're going to visit a sick person not attend a funeral.

Why do you need to bring food back?

I can just buy it.

Are you going to spend that much?

What do you think, mom?

Are you going to let your favorite cook go?

Go ahead.

You will see other people's generosity during sick times.

Thank you so much, Madam.

I will hurry back soon.

Hey. Don't forget.

Don't forget the phone number and address.

In case you lost your way.

Yes, Madam.

I'm in a hurry right now.

Oh!

Doctor.

What do you want from me?

I'll drop you off.

Drop me off?

Your leg is hurt.

And that's because of me.

So, I need to be responsible for it.

Come here.

Hey, no need to do.

I'll help you carry.

There's no need to.

My leg hurts not my hands.

Then... come here.

Hey, Doctor!

Your leg hurts so I'll help to carry you.

And you're not right in the head.

You'll end up lost again. Come here.

Doctor, please stop.

Hey.

You don't need to be kind to me.

I know that you're trying to find fault in me.

If you're innocent,

why would you even care?

Get inside the car.

I'll drop you off.

Don't touch me, Doctor.

It's over, if I let him drop me off at Auntie Angkab's house.

What should I do?

Get inside the car.

- Or would you like me to carry you? - No need.

Oh, where are you going?

I'll open the gate, Doctor.

How will you leave if you don't open it.

Just get inside the car. I'll open it.

Fine.

Oh, baby.

You thought of me right away,

after you woke up to come see me this quickly?

Baby, why are you so floral today?

Buab!

Why did you call me a floozy?

I didn't.

But you really are floral today.

Idiot Buab!

You just called me a floozy again.

No, I didn't

What's going on here?

Why are you hitting each other.

Buab keeps calling me a floozy.

Mr. Wat, how could I not say that?

Look at her, she's wearing so many floral pattern.

What? Floral pattern?

Look, it's so floral.

It's not just the top.

But from head to toe.

Look.

even your hair clips are floral.

Floral, indeed.

Hey!

- What? - Mr. Wat.

- I almost forgot. Dr. Param took Faidam in his car. - Huh?!

I wanted to tell Mr. Wat earlier

but you stopped to argue with me. I almost forgot.

- Do you know where they went? - No, I don't.

See? this is because of you.

Be serious.

I really don't know.

- Are you sure? - I'm sure.

- Completely talk to him first. - No.

So what is it?

- Hey! - This way.

That's my boss.

Sorry.

Drop it.

Sorry, Mr. Wat.

This is all because of you.

Oh! Drive through the tunnel, Doctor.

- Tunnel? - Yes.

There will be a bridge so cross over it.

Oh, then there will be a U-turn under the bridge.

Just turn around.

- U-turn? - That's right.

And then drive through the tunnel.

And then up the bridge again.

The bridge again?

Yes.

There's a U-turn on the bridge.

- And then go through... - The tunnel, right?

That's right!

And then up the bridge again.

And then a U-turn.

And then up the bridge and down the tunnel.

Oh, exactly!

You have good memory, Doctor.

That's right.

So, where are you heading?

You told me with wrong directions.

You'll go down the tunnel, up the bridge.

U-turn, down the tunnel, up the bridge.

It's the same loop.

Well...

I told you already that I don't remember the direction.

It's the best that I take the bus.

You didn't believe me.

So this is what happens.

I didn't let you go by yourself because I know you well.

So, where do you want to go?

Fine, Doctor.

Then drive and I'll tell you the correct direction now.

- Sure? - Yes.

(Next episode.)

Some woman are perfect in every way.

But fake.

Lies to them self and to other people.

Who could be rich and smart like Miss Ega that is your girlfriend?

My fiancee.

But it's a pity, I don't fancy her.

Doctor!

What is going on?!

- Hold on, Mom. I'll show you something good. - Faidam!