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(My Mischievous Fiancee)

When are you going to accept that it’s not going to happen?

Then make it happen.

(Previously...)

Unless you already have a wife.

Why don't you be honest then?

Or is it that you have choices to pick from?

Why is she angry?

Your salary in advance.

If you pretend to be my girlfriend.

Why must I pretend?

When I'll gladly do it.

I just want it to be an act.

Madam! Why do you keep the containers if you don't use them?

You save things you don't even use.

Then, they became...

Hey! Why do you do keep the water running?!

Turn it off!

- Why are you being so wasteful?! - Yes! Yes!

Turn it off now! Such a waste!

And why are you using so many bowls to wash the vegetables?

One bowl is enough!

Wash them, take them out and use that water to wash the new ones.

- You don't have to... Gosh! You both are so wasteful! - I'm sorry, Madam.

Huh?! Why did you throw away my plastic containers?!

Oh no! All of them?!

You can still use it!

You can use it to store onion, garlic, and dried chili.

Don't you know that plastic these days are reusable.

Don't just throw them away right after!

Why are you being so wasteful?!

Madam! You see.

There's no bottom.

Then make one!

Where's the grocery bags?! Don't tell me it's also in the bin?!

Let me see. There! Found it!

Do this.

There you go!

There it is.

Now you can put in the onions, garlic, and all the dried stuff.

Don't just throw them away.

Who are you? A millionaire? Should I cut all of your pay?!

- Yes, Madam. Yes. - Let me see!

What else did you throw away?

Oh my God! You threw away my egg carton?!

Do you know how useful this is?!

- I... - It can use this to absorb the grease,

or use it as coasters.

Why do you throw away the good things.

Who's there?

Who's honking?

Param doesn't usually honk like this.

- Taew, go and check it out. - Yes, Madam.

Worried this might be about the debt?

Faidam!

It's none of your business!

You're the troublemaker! Go back to your job.

And put these away.

Huh?! Paper towel!

Hey! Here! This is paper towel?!

My good paper towel! What did you use it for?!

- To wipe the knife. - To wipe the knife?! Don't you throw this away!

Clean this up and use it to clean Param's shoes.

Why would you use it?

Phon as well!

- She always buy those expensive things at the market! - Alright, Madam.

I'll use the clean part to wipe his shoes.

Hey!

Why are you so slow? I waited for so long I had to open the gate myself.

I'm sorry.

- Doctor, my hands hurt. - Let me see.

Who's making that loud noise?! Who came?!

It's me and Riga.

I brought her over to join our meal today.

Hello, Mom.

Hello.

If you're inviting someone over, let me know beforehand.

Don't just show up whenever you want.

What would Miss Ega want to eat?

I'll make it for you.

My name is Riga.

From now on, I'll be visiting more often.

Do not mess up my name.

Excuse me, Madam.

Say what you want.

I only know...

that you...

came to...

...bite his lips in the front yard!

Faidam. This is none of your business.

I can also bite his lips whenever I want.

Because we are dating.

Hey! Riga!

When did he say you were his girlfriend?!

That's nonsense,

the man has yet to say so.

Don't go around entertaining yourself with such thought.

Others will think you're delusional!

Mom, she's my girlfriend.

Param. You.

When did you get together with this chick?!

You see?

I wasn't being delusional, Mom.

What's going on?

I would like to join you for a meal.

Beggar.

Well, we're dating. So, Doctor wants to officially let her know.

Sneaking around wouldn't look good.

It's obvious that she's desperate to be exclusive to Doctor.

She would already propose, if she could.

Faidam.

Taew.

Help me serve the dishes

to the beggar who came begging.

Miss Ega is Doctor's girlfriend.

We must welcome you with such honor.

Tell me what you want to eat.

I'll make it for you.

What are you doing?

Why are you cooking for her?!

Trust me, Madam.

What would you like, Doctor?

Whatever you want.

Tell her what you want to eat.

Today's dinner... I want to have a soup and a steak.

- You can do that, right? - Soup and steak?

Have you even heard of it?

Easy-peasy!

I eat it every day.

I'll make it for you.

Faidam.

It isn't hard to cook, Madam. It's alright.

She'll get to eat the fanciest soup and steak. I confirm it.

Not in my face!

Faidam.

What is it, Doctor?

Listen carefully. My girlfriend's name is Riga, not Ega.

And mind your manners.

Didn't you parents teach you that?

Sure thing, Doctor.

I'll call your girlfriend...

Miss Ga! Polite enough?

Faidam!

I'm so confused.

Why are you so mad?

I always address you as "Miss".

Miss Ega.

I wasn't vulgar. I didn't call you "Nang Eka"!

What do you mean I'm not polite?

Miss Ga! Caw! Caw! Caw!

Brought her here to make it official. You're too much!

What are you complaining about?

Nothing.

I pity his fiancee, though.

I don't know where she is.

But she doesn't even know he's cheating on her.

You're crying?

No! It's making me cry.

But I think...

his fiancee might not want to marry him.

No way.

Think about it.

Dr. Param is handsome, rich,

and smart.

Such a great family background.

He's so perfect.

It'll be stupid to reject him.

Stupid?!

Yeah! Either stupid or crazy!

Think about it.

He's that perfect!

No!

I think he looks like a squid.

No other expression.

So unattractive. Not my cup of tea.

But pairs well with that shameless woman, Miss Riga.

Oh!

Thanks for praising me even when you're cooking.

He's worried, that's why he came.

What do you mean, worried?

He thinks you can't do it.

Worried his girlfriend won't be able to eat?

Don't worry, Miss Phon.

Easy-peasy. It'll be like a breeze.

You really know how to make it?

We'll see.

Look at those moves! Whoa!

Here comes the food!

Are they look tasty?

Oh! It looks really good!

What in the world is this?!

Oh. This is "Soup Noh Mai" (bamboo shoot salad).

And this is, "Soup Ma Kue" (eggplant salad).

In front of you is "Soup Bak Mee" (jackfruit salad) and cicada steak.

Super delicious.

No Michelin star, but you'll see Faidam stars.

Please enjoy!

Who would eat this kind of food?!

Are you pulling a prank on me?

Miss Ga, why would you think that?!

I'm not pulling a prank.

Look, you said you wanted a "soup" and "steak", isn't that right?

So I did it. Doesn't the cicada steak look appetizing? Very plump.

Throw it away, right now!

You don't like it? They look so plump.

Look, Riga.

This is too much.

What right do you have to do this to my people?

It's my food.

It's my money.

If you're unhappy to eat it, then leave.

Faidam.

- Yes? - Put it back.

Right away.

Taew, get the rice.

I was waiting for that!

- Taew! - Yes?

Music!

How is it, Miss Ga? Free entertainment!

You couldn't eat much. Are you thirsty?

Thank you.

Faidam did it intentionally.

I won't let the workers hurt you.

Thank you for staying by my side.

I need to go to the restroom. I'll be right back.

Here.

Hey.

Riga.

Let's be honest.

You knew he already has a fiancee.

Why are you still messing around with him?

Because he doesn't have feelings for her.

You heard what he said.

I'm his girlfriend.

Even if you don't like me,

you shouldn't get in the way.

You should just be happy with whoever he loves.

One day,

you'll be gone.

Do you want him to be with someone he doesn't love?

Never!

A nobody like you can't compare to Dao.

Just be open-minded and accept me.

No matter what,

your daughter-in-law will be me.

Are you so sure

that his fiancee is prettier and better than me?

Because I don't think I'll lose,

unless it's because I'm not rich enough to buy myself a husband!

She didn't!

That's right! She didn't buy him!

I don't believe she'll come empty-handed.

She must bring some money with her.

And so?

So what if I want a rich daughter-in-law?!

If you don't have as much,

then you know you won't make it this far.

Is this your way of telling me

you sold off your son to that woman?

Because appears she got him with money.

I'll tell you right here right now,

I won't ever let him stay with that kind of woman!

Excuse me.

I think your mom likes her future daughter-in-law quite a lot.

That's why I hired you.

Though I wasn't acting, I was true to my feelings.

Riga!

We talked about this.

It's only an act.

I know.

Do you watch dramas where the male protagonist

hires the female protagonist to act as his fake partner?

At the end, they get together. The happy ending.

I do believe that the ending to our story will be just like that.

Am I asking for trouble?

Oh?

Madam.

Why are you still here?

Go take shower and rest.

You'll feel much better.

Not yet. I'm waiting for Param.

- Faidam. - Yes?

If I have that Riga as my daughter-in-law.

My soul won't rest in peace.

Is it because she's not rich, Madam?

Because she's rude!

Insolent!

Acting all high and mighty!

Not humble at all!

Exactly, Madam!

I agree with you!

Not humble at all.

Acting all...

Hey. Did you see? When she saw the dishes you served...

She faked the screaming and yelling!

What do you know...

She might be eating fermented fish when she's by herself.

- Stuffing herself. - That's right, Madam!

My thoughts exactly!

Go at it with bare hands!

Yet, pretends to be screaming and yelling.

- Fermented fish... - Mom, you're still here.

Param. I don't know what you’re thinking.

But I'll say this.

I will not lose a daughter-in-law like Dao, ever!

I didn't bump into it!

Ouch!

If you really want to marry Riga, just call off the engagement.

So I can drop my crazy act!

Oh. Not sleepy?

Grandma.

Not really.

Thinking out Phon?

Yes.

But...

Also thinking about Dao.

Why?

What's wrong?

Isn't it strange?

I found her notebook at Doctor's house.

When you called Auntie,

we also heard someone who sounds like Dao.

I agree.

But I need to clear up my schedule.

Grandma.

Let's go to Bangkok.

Don't wait for my mom and dad.

Shoot! I'm screwed!

Who was that?

She saw us and jumped into the house instead of opening the gate.

Hey baby.

Why did you let me by your love.

Because I don't know how to spell Nadech.

But I can spell Buab, Buab, Buab.

How cute!

- Hey! - Hey!

Where are you going?

- Faidam! - Wait! Wait! Wait!

Where are you going, Faidam?

Go home! That way!

- Go back! Over there! - Please, let me go.

No! Get out! Right now!

- Taew! - What?

- Hold him! - Okay!

Not like that!

Like this!

- Hug? - Yeah!

- Faidam! - Now!

Taew!

Let go!

Taew!

Why did you hold me back?!

She told me to!

Why do you listen to her orders?!

I panicked.

- Buab! Buab! - What now?!

She went into the house!

It's okay. I'll handle it!

I'll show what I can do!

Buab!

Faidam!

You should told me in advance that you're here to see me.

Otherwise, I would welcome you with some tasty food.

We're like family. No need to be so distant.

I just hire a new cook.

- Oh? - She's the real deal!

Since my grandchild will marry your son,

I'll be coming here more often.

- I'll get to taste her cooking. - Yes.

Pisamorn.

When I called you,

who answered the phone?

Doesn't sound familiar.

That was Faidam.

My new cook.

- Faidam. - Faidam.

Phon!

Thank you, girl.

Hello Grandma.

Faidam came from somewhere in Ubon Ratchathani.

But... you don't know her?

I don't know.

She has a big mole, just like her name.

She seems a bit weird.

If you meet her, she'll surely leave an impression on you.

Now, I want to meet her.

Can you call for her?

Of course.

Faidam!

Faidam!

No answer.

Phon, can you get her for me?

Okay.

- So fast! Stop now! - Buab.

Where are you going? You're fast!

Do you know who Michael Phelps is?!

- He's a swimmer! - Really?

- Swim, swim... - You're going the wrong way!

Back off!

Then, Michael Jordan!

- He's a basketball player! - Basketball?

No dunking! Stay there!

Any runner named Michael?

There's Usain Bolt.

Usain Bolt!

Jeez! Buab!

Why are you stopping me?! Let me see Mr. Wat!

- Please. - Stop! Stay where you are!

Look! Don't use Mr. Wat as an excuse!

You think you can fool me?

- Let me tell you, Michael. - Which Michael now?

Michael Buab, then!

This Michael Buab won't let anyone sneak into the house!

Go back the way you came! Take the exit!

Tired?

Good.

- Buab. - What?

Do you know?

What?

- Do you know? - What is it?

- That one. - Who?

- That one... you know?

That one, that one!

That one!

Hey! Hey!

Man! What a cheap trick!

And that got me fooled?!

Fine! I'm coming for you. Faidam! I'm coming for you!

I can't find them.

Both of them. I don't know where they went.

These two...

Procrastinating.

Too bad I won't get to see her.

It's just a trick...

Faidam!

Buab!

Where are you going?!

Let me go!

Where are you going?!

Where are you going?

Buab!

- Come here! - Ah!

Buab! What are you doing?!

I got you now!

- What is it, Buab? - What's with all the noises?

What is that?!

Just a trespasser!

Huh?!

Buab! Be gentle! You're killing them!

It's alright! I got this!

My dad taught me well!

What's his job?

Mortician.

Are you crazy?!

I'm not a corpse!

Faidam!

Phon.

Try checking next door.

Maybe those two are chatting away with Buab.

Sure.

Phon.

Grandma.

- Yes? - Where are you staying?

I could arrange for you to stay here.

That's okay.

I'll stay with Angkab.

Pisamorn.

How is Param?

Is he upset?

About that time Dao stood him up.

Not at all, Grandma.

He's very understanding.

He knows that as a woman, she'll need a bit more time.

I see.

By the way,

Dao...

didn't get kidnap, did she?

No!

She didn't!

Angkab even told me she often visit her.

That's great!

When you see Angkab, could you tell her that

when Dao is there, she can ring me up.

I'll take Param there ASAP!

- Sure. - I want to give her a surprise.

For a chat.

Nice.

- Smart, aren't I? - You are.

Thank you for understanding.

Of course, Grandma.

Phon.

Please stop sulking.

I was just upset at Dao

for rejecting Doctor.

I wasn't thinking when I called her foolish.

You sympathize with Doctor.

But not your own sister?

Phon

You can see it, right? Doctor is a good guy.

Yes.

Phon.

Am I wrong?

For wanting my sister to marry someone good?

Thanks.

If your grandma storms in this often,

your secret will be out in no time.

I know!

What should I do?

You've got to finish what you started.

Why does she have such privilege?

- Dude! Wat! - What?

Miss Phon and Brother Oab are here!

- Buab. - Yes?

- Was Faidam here? - Phon, what's that matter?

I'm looking for Faidam.

I wonder if she came by.

- Oh, She... - Buab.

She didn't. I haven't seen her today.

- But... - What?!

Faidam is...

What? Don't you have some work to do?

You can go back to your job now, Buab.

Yes, Madam.

It's alright, Auntie Nee.

I guess she probably went to the market.

If she comes over, I'll let her know

that you're look for her.

- Thank you. - No problem.

- I'll leave now. - Okay, bye.

- Goodbye. - Bye.

That was close.

Doctor.

Yesterday, something foul went into my mouth.

What did you do?

Well, I want your help to fix my foul mouth.

Have you tried oral disinfectant?

Not yet.

Because...

I want you...

to inspect it for me.

How about this,

I'll send you to the dentist.

Let them inspect, and we'll take it from there.

I'll do as you say.

But...

Please write down the number.

So I get the right person.

Right. I'll let the nurse handle it.

Follow instructions, alright?

Thank you, Doctor.

- He said to write down the number. - Yes.

Awesome!

What's taking so long?

Has she already swallowed him whole?

Eclair!

How did it go? Isn't he charming, like I told you?

Charming! Handsome!

- I want some of that! - I know right?!

And here...

Don't tell me...

Of course. His number!

You work fast!

- I can't. I have to give him a call. - Go for it.

He'll be mine.

Hey! Why are you calling me?

Why on earth?!

I gave this number to him long time ago! Bummer.

Did he trick you, girl?!

Yes, Mom.

Where did she go?

Taew.

Where is Faidam?

Faidam isn't home?

I thought she went to the market.

But if she did, she must be home by now.

Well, Taew?

Well, Taew?

Well, Taew?

Enough!

I really don't know!

I saw her this morning.

But she was gone by the time I got back from shopping.

How could she disappear?!

Procrastinating again.

It's not like that.

She's not from here.

Maybe she got lost?

And couldn't find her way back.

That clumsy girl.

How is she going to find her way home?!

Faidam, did you cause another problem?

- Hello, Grandma. - Hello.

- Hello, Auntie. - Hello, Mr. Oab.

Why didn't you tell me you were coming?

I could have prepared room.

What have you go there? You've got your hands full.

Just food and stuff.

We stopped by the mall and got some for you.

Thank you.

Still as clean as ever.

Look at how shiny it is.

I simply follow your orders.

How long will you be staying?

Until we see Dao.

Where is Dao, Angkab?

- Dao. - Yeah?

If Grandma Pathum knows you're hiding here, she'll definitely rip me apart!

The thought gives me the chills.

I can't see anything.

Do you think they left?

I don't know.

I can't see if the car's gone.

Wat.

- Can you lend me hand? - Nope.

Wat.

- Can you lend me hand? - No!

Wat!

Please help me! My good friend!

I beg you!

God! You're a nightmare!

- Please help me! - Hey!

If your grandma sees me

and knows I'm Doctor's neighbor,

she'll figure it out.

We'll be caught.

I'm asking you a small favor.

- How long have we been friends? - Is that relevant?

Wait. If your grandma and Oab stay a night at Madam Pisamorn's house,

what will you do?

I have no idea.

So?

Where is Dao?

I really don't know.

When she came over or stopped by,

she wouldn't tell me where she is.

I don't believe that you really don't know.

Why are you saying that?

Isn't it too much of a coincident?

Ever since she was forced to get married, she never came home.

But she came looking for you.

What did you say?

She was forced to get married?

I forced her to.

Why?

Just leave it. Don't ask me.

Right now, I want to know where Dao is.

Huh?

There's no point in covering for her, Auntie.

If you know something,

let me know.

I can help.

Mr. Oab, I know nothing.

But if she escapes her marriage.

She must have her own reasons.

What reasons?

Well...

Miss Dao is a drug addict.

What?!

She's a drug addict?!

Yes.

- Dao! - Hmm?

Honestly, are you out of your mind?

Don't you realize we are acting like lunatics.

- Remind me again why I'm friends with you. - Shhh!

What?!

- Look. - What?! They haven’t left?

Dao! I think they're staying the night.

You're screwed.

Both of them already left.

Then, what are you standing around for? Get down!

Oab's car is gone.

- But Doctor's car is here! - Shoot!

He's back?!

I'm dead meat!

I left for too long.

That idiot doctor is going to give me hell.

What should I do?

Hey. This is not looking good.

It's this late and still no signs of her.

Something might have happened.

I'll call the cops.

Mom.

- I think... - Hello.

I have an emergency.

Yes.

There's a missing person.

Well, since morning.

What?!

I have to wait for 24 hours before I could report a missing person?!

A person is missing?!

What if something happened?!

By the time we find her,

she might...

I don't want to say this, but she might be dead.

If tomorrow comes and she's still missing,

I'll see you at the police station.

Ridiculous?!

Someone is missing, but we have to wait for 24 hours.

If something happened, it'll be too late.

If you were out for some fun,

you're dead.

Doctor.

Don't be so pessimistic.

Madam!

- I'm sorry. - What is it?!

Faidam is back!

All of them are waiting.

Where did you go, Faidam?

Who's that?

Taew. Faidam.

- Open the door. - Doctor.

Okay. Okay.

(Next Episode.)

Your hair...

Boo!