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(My Mischievous Fiancee)

Your house is this big

why are you the one to open the gate.

My employee, Buab, isn't here.

(Previously...)

Everybody! Come and watch these two biting each other!

Don't forget, Dao is your fiancee.

If she finds out, what will she think?

Lomdao and I are strangers.

Why do I have to care?

It's Dr. Param's mother.

Why?

She's miserly

stingy

cheapskate

Boo!

Why did you wake up so early, Madam?

It's not me who woke up early

it's you who woke up late.

About what happened last night

when Param scolded you

don't mind him and

don't be angry at him.

I'm not angry.

Just wondered what I did wrong.

The doctor got bit on the lips.

I was so shocked.

Why did I get told off by the doctor?

Talking to a weirdo like you is tiring.

Hey, Where did you go yesterday?

I have something for you to do

but you were nowhere to be found.

Yesterday...

I went to Mr. Wat's house.

You're a cook here

not Mrs. Ranee's.

You always hang out there.

Go buy groceries

and prepare food for me.

What?

Money for groceries.

None.

If there's no money

how am I supposed to cook?

Consider it a compensation for yesterday's procrastination.

Figure it out yourself.

Today I feel like eating western food.

Make it special.

Can you make it?

Understood?

Yes.

Go on.

What's this, Faidam?

Western food, Madam.

I present you

"loasted chichen salad."

What? "Chichen"?

"loasted chichen salad", Madam.

Roasted chicken salad.

Oh!

Yeah! You're right, Miss Phon.

That roast, roast dish.

Looks pretty good.

And here's spaghetti carbonara.

Also, potato soup with bread.

Really appetizing.

Faidam.

Are you sure they're edible?

Of course, Doctor.

Back when I worked for westerners I wrote down all the recipes.

This meal must be expensive, Faidam?

How much did Auntie give you?

I didn't buy anything.

I told you

money can't buy tasty food.

Unlike Phon

you would spend thousands on a meal.

Absolutely wasteful.

- Faidam. - Yes, Doctor?

Did you use your own money again?

No.

How did you cook all these food?

I asked Mr. Wat for his leftover spaghetti noodles.

As for this potato soup here

I asked the lady in the market for rotten ones

that were about to be thrown away.

Phon.

Let's eat the croissant

seems to be the safest choice here.

The bread that you're about to eat

I asked the bakery shop down the street

they gave me expired ones.

Faidam.

Yes, Madam?

How did you get this bacon?

I use the pork belly pieces in the refrigerator

and dry them under the sun

then the flies worked on its magic

while I went to the market.

They were done by the time I got back and this salad dressing over here...

Enough!

Stop, there's no need to continue.

I'm about to throw up already.

You wouldn't throw up

it would be too wasteful for you.

- Auntie. - Mom.

Mom.

Madam.

Aren't you going to eat these western food?

Faidam.

This is food.

I told you before

if you need money just tell me.

Don't do this.

Doctor! Wait up!

Doctor.

Throwing trash away again?

No.

I...

I am sorry.

If my mom doesn't pay you

why don't you come ask me.

Are you making my family eat rotten food?

I'm afraid to ask for money.

But you're not afraid to cook trash.

I'm afraid that

I will see you bite a woman's lips again.

Faidam.

If you're still angry

then

let me make it up to you.

What are you doing?

I became your bodyguard, Doctor.

In case some women will come bite you lips again.

I will protect you.

Go open the gate.

I am going to work now.

Wait, Doctor.

It's safe.

Hey! It's Oab!

Taew.

Taew.

Taew.

It's not locked.

Goodness!

The plants aren't watered yet.

How irresponsible.

Buab.

Buab.

Buab.

Buab.

Why are you looking for Buab?

Look, Wat.

This is terrible.

He went on a vacation for several days

I only caught a glimpse of him

after he returned this morning

then he disappeared.

Follow me.

Huh?

Even if you don't see him

you can guess where he went.

Over there.

Buab, why didn't you tell me that you've returned.

Well, I wanted to surprise you.

Haven't seen you for many days

I miss you so much.

When I came back

I didn't dare to ask Faidam if she has seen you

I'm afraid she'll think I'm promiscuous.

Baby, who's Faidam?

You haven't met Faidam yet?

No.

You see

I lost something.

Huh?

My heart to you.

Stupid!

By the way, who's Faidam?

She's

the newly hired cook.

But I don't know her

since my heart only knows you.

You're sweetest.

And you're cutest.

Let me kiss you to heal my lonely heart.

Fine!

Taew!

Taew!

Taew!

So sorry!

Why did you pull me down?

I have an urgent business, follow me.

- Where to? - Just come.

Buab baby!

Taew baby!

Our lips nearly touched.

Dang it.

When will we finally kiss?

Why did you drag me here Faidam.

Buab and I

nearly share our passionate kiss.

I have an urgent matter to attend.

Can you help me cover from the Madam?

No.

It's still early, she's not asleep yet.

I know she's not asleep yet.

That's why I need your help.

Buab...

Help me, please.

Not enough?

How about 500?

You already had me at 100.

You're really giving me 500? Wow.

Then

can you help me with another matter?

Of course, you already gave me 500.

When that man leaves, call me immediately.

Sure thing!

- I'll be leaving. - Sure.

Bye.

You're not teaching today?

School's out at the moment.

Did you forgot?

Well...

I can forget anything

except breathing

and you.

Where did you learn

such cheesy pick up line from?

And what brings you here in Bangkok?

I have some business and...

Come to see you.

You're here for business

did you use me an as excuse?

Hey, Phon.

Are you angry?

No.

I was going to tell Faidam

to cook you something.

Oh no.

This will surely shorten my life.

I am in your care this breakfast.

Certainly, It's no problem at all.

I just hired a new cook.

I'll call her over.

Faidam.

Faidam.

Hey, I called Faidam

what are you doing here?

Faidam

has diarrhea.

The stench is remarkable.

Hey.

When she's done

tell her to come see me.

I don't think she can come.

You see, Faidam has a terrible diarrhea.

Is it that bad?

Did she take medicine yet?

Yes.

But she's resting at the moment

she has no energy to get up today.

Madam!

Madam, please tell me your order instead.

Auntie, where are you going?

I am going to check up on Faidam

in case it's severe.

Is she still alright?

Oh no!

Oab, excuse me for a moment.

Sure.

Madam, please don't enter.

Exactly why can't I?

Well

Faidam has been diarrhea since this morning.

But she can still cook this morning.

Yeah.

When she's done cooking, she...

nonstop.

That's karma for you.

Fast as lighting.

See? She gave us spoiled food

but it backfired her.

Let me see her face

so I can laugh at her.

What now, Taew?

You really can't enter.

Madam, you seriously can't.

Faidam's diarrhea is...

like this.

I thought it was a 5D cinema

there are heavy smell and voice.

If you enter the room

you'll faint for sure.

Auntie

it's alright

I'll cook for Oab instead.

The stench got me good.

It does indeed smell.

Oh dear...

So close

You nearly got me fired, Faidam.

Where did you go?

Miss Dao.

If Grandma finds out

I'll get scolded.

Miss Dao.

Why do you always create problems?

I haven't done anything, Auntie.

I just don't want to go home.

If I guess correctly

Oab will be here to bring me back.

What would you like me to tell him?

Auntie Angkab can say...

that...

Miss Dao

what are you planning now?

If I tell you

you must promise me

that you will keep it a secret.

Well...

Well...

I am a drug addict.

Huh?

You're a drug addict?

If my family knows that

I am doing a therapy at Tham Krabok

if I told them

everyone is going to be surprised like you.

I really want to quit drugs.

But I don't want others to know that I'm a drug addict.

I don't want others to worry that I disappeared

So

can Auntie tell everyone

that I went out for work

and rarely visit here.

Please?

But Miss Dao...

If you don't agree

I will never visit here.

Miss Dao

how could you say this?

There's no way I can say no.

Fine.

I knew you would help me, Auntie!

I love you the most, Auntie Angkab.

How mischievous.

Yes, Mr. Nick?

Are you free this afternoon?

There's a client who wants to decorate her condominium

I want you to come meet her.

Of course. I was about to turn in my work.

I'll be there around two o'clock.

Okay, see you later.

See you later.

That's how relationship is

it's normal to argue or even break up.

What about you, Doctor?

Have you broken up with anyone?

Well...

- Oops. - Oops.

Found a stump.

Sorry.

If you're still stressed out or unable to sleep.

I'll prescribe an antidepressant medicine for now.

Try taking it for a week.

Just talking to you today

made me feel a whole lot better.

But I wonder

if having a partner helps

please be my boyfriend, Doctor.

Please.

I handle this case

you can wait outside.

Doctor.

All in all

I'll prescribe the medicine for you, you can wait outside.

Waiting for someone who

doesn't care about you

is the same as waiting for a train

at a bus station.

Would you like to leave by yourself

or would you like me to send you off?

No need to get in the way.

- Doctor. - Yes?

My phone number is here.

You can call me anytime.

Please.

Sure.

Good thing you're still here.

Is there anything you want, Riga?

I have something to consult about.

Then sit here for a moment.

Not here.

I need your judgment

please come with me.

I'm not free.

Are you upset at me?

Is it about yesterday?

That's not it.

Then come with me.

You have to make up for your maid Faidam

for humiliating me yesterday.

Fine.

Brother usually return by now.

Perhaps he's stuck with a patient.

What a pity

he didn't get to meet you.

That's alright.

I can come by next time.

I can see you again, too.

You smooth talker.

Oh, Phon.

Did your brother say anything about Dao?

A little, probably because he didn't see her at Ubon Ratchathani.

He didn't meet her here in Bangkok as well?

Not yet.

No need to worry, Oab.

I will not allow brother

to chase other women.

But I wouldn't mind.

Dao isn't interested in him.

If he sees someone else

I can't blame him.

Why are guys always biased for each other?

They are betrothed

how can he see someone else.

Wait a minute, Phon.

My sister's at fault here.

If he wants to see someone else

I don't think he's wrong at all.

Please understand women.

Perhaps Dao has her own reason.

That's why she still doesn't marry him.

Probably an unreasonable reason.

Unreasonable?

Men are unreasonable for not understanding women.

You're the unreasonable one.

Phon.

Phon.

I'll be damned.

Not even my business.

You should decide for yourself

since it's your room.

But I want you to be involve in the design.

But it's your room.

I'm not going to live here.

I don't know your preference.

Since you're already here

please help me talk to the designer.

Please?

Let's go.

Dao, where are you?

I'm on my way.

Hurry.

The client is waiting.

Miss Riga has to film a drama afterward.

Mr. Nick

who is my client?

It's Miss Nattriga.

The rising star.

Aren't you overjoyed?

Having an actress as a client.

Hurry up and come.

Yes.

She's right around the corner.

Why is that crazy doctor there?

It's one thing if it's just Riga.

What should I do?

Wat!

Speak.

You must help me.

Help with what?

Always requesting for strange stuff.

I am at the office

and the doctor is there with Miss Riga.

And?

I'm in trouble if the doctor sees me.

Can you take him somewhere, anywhere?

Call Dr. Param after you hang up my call.

Please.

What do you expect me to do?

Hello, Dr. Param speaking.

Dr. Param, this is Auntie Ranee.

Yes, Auntie Ranee?

Wat is not feeling well.

What's wrong with Mr. Wat?

What is wrong with Wat...

What is wrong with Wat?

He's screaming and shouting.

I will kill you!

What should I do?

Doctor!

Okay, I'm on my way.

Doctor.

Where are you going?

I have an urgent matter.

Excuse me.

Wat!

Wat!

Enough!

I've already hanged up.

Why didn't you tell me?

I parked the other way.

Too rushed that I forgot.

Thank you so much, Wat.

Miss Riga.

This is Miss Lomdao.

Out top interior designer.

Hello.

Then please take your time.

Sure.

Why did you arrive late?

You've ruined the appointment.

I had other business, sorry.

Did you think I wouldn't have one too?

I am a superstar.

I don't even have time to eat or sleep.

Having to wait for a third-rate designer like you is a waste of my time.

Superstar in front of Lumpini Park?

What do you mean?

You probably started out as an extra

you wish to upgrade yourself

to the top class actress.

But you can only be an

actress in front of a park.

Are you calling me an escort?

Yes, I am.

Save your hands for your work.

Don't use it to slap me.

Fine.

I'll tell your boss.

Print this for the client, they're waiting.

- Alright, I'll handle this for you. - Okay.

Mr. Nick, how could you hire someone like this here?

What happened?

She called me an escort.

That's right, I said it.

Go ahead and keep someone like this to scare off clients.

But I will never pay for someone like her.

Miss Dao, what happened?

She called me a third-rate interior designer.

Not to worry.

I lost a client

I'll find another for you.

Excuse me.

Yes.

Mom.

You're as good as an Hollywood actress.

Hey, when you were on the phone

I was completely absorbed.

Excellent performance.

Wat.

How long are you going to make me lie to everyone like this?

If Dr. Param came here what should we do?

- Oh no! - Oh no!

Where are you going?

Away from Dr. Param

in case he catches me.

Good bye, mom.

How is Mr. Wat doing?

Oh, you see...

I'll go look for him.

Please hold on.

Mr. Wat might get worse if we don't act now.

Well

He's fine now.

He already left for work.

But he had a seizure.

He's fine now and left for work?

Yes.

Perhaps a spirit possessed him.

When Mr. Wat is free he can come in for an examination at the hospital.

Thank you.

- Please call me if anything comes up. - Thank you.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

I'm really sorry, Doctor.

Dao, Wat.

What are you guys doing?

I am so unlucky today.

Whose car is that?

Why he is back so early?

He didn't see me.

Faidam.

Where did she fool around this time.

Oh, Param.

- You're back. - Yes.

What would you like to eat? I'll cook for you.

It's okay, mom.

Faidam can do the cooking.

Faidam has diarrhea since this morning.

She won't be able to cook.

Just tell me what you want to eat

I'll cook it.

Diarrhea since this morning?

But it's evening now.

She's still not better?

Hey, Taew.

Is Faidam better now?

Not yet.

Doctor!

Where are you going?

I'm taking Faidam to the hospital.

Right! I am coming with you.

Doctor!

Doctor!

Goodness, Doctor!

- Are you stopping me? - Huh?

No!

Give me the key.

Give me.

You're stopping me because Faidam isn't home, is she?

Faidam ditched work didn't she?

Give me the key, hurry.

Yes...

I'm dead meat.

Here she is.

She's resting here.

How can you tell that this really is Faidam?

If not Faidam then who is it?

A body pillow.

What made you think so?

I just saw Faidam

hanging around Mr. Songsawat's house.

How is that possible.

Faidam has diarrhea since this morning.

Faidam.

Doctor.

What do you need me for?

Mom said you have diarrhea since this morning?

That's correct, Doctor.

But right now, I am okay.

But you look terrible.

Let me take you to the hospital.

Hospital?

I'm all good now, Doctor.

I'm completely healed now.

How could that be?

Let's go to the hospital, go.

Doctor!

Doctor! Let go of me!

It's coming out, Doctor!

- What's coming out? - Poop.

Didn't you say you're all better now?

I am completely pain free

totally fine now.

If you feel pain then

you need to go see a doctor.

Go.

Let go of me, Doctor!

Release me!

I don't want you to die inside my house.

You're already this scary as a human

if you were a ghost my mom and I would've abandon the house.

Hey!

I wouldn't die so easily.

The reason you won't release me

because you want to carry me

you want to be close to me, am I right?

Could it be that

you want to bite my lips?

So you won't put me down.

If that's the case

you should've told me directly, Doctor.

Hey, be straightforward.

I will jump for your lips and bite it

it'll be even hotter than Miss Ega.

- Really? - Yes.

Fine.

Doctor!

Why did you drop me?

So you will know

that I

am not interested in you.

- Why aren't you guys on the way to the hospital yet? - Because

Faidam is all better now

but Doctor doesn't believe me.

You're becoming more mischievous every day.

Hey.

I think Doctor doesn't believe in your acting.

You're becoming more mischievous every day.

Look, Doctor won't catch me.

Believe me.

He's just saying it.

Faidam.

What happened?

Why is there a white smudge on you face?

Look.

Where?

- Here. - Here?

Yeah.

It's a big white mark like fungus.

- Son. - Yes?

Are you really not taking

Faidam to the hospital?

She's that mischievous

I think she's fine.

How is Faidam mischievous.

Nothing.

But I think it's better if you

keep an eye on her.

I don't think she's ordinary.

Of course she's not ordinary

because she's not right in the head.

I think

she's a looney.

Anyhow

as they say "don't fuss over a crazy person."

Okay.

Oh! hey!

What happen to your shirt?

Why is there a black smudge?

Did he see it?

If he sees it

I'm in trouble.

Nice.

His shirt.

I need to quickly wash that shirt.

Where was this from?

When did I dirty it?

He's not here, what a relief.

What are you planning to do to me?!

I should be the one asking you that how did you enter my room?

I came to tidy your room

and

take your dirty clothes to wash.

Doctor!

You can't do this, Doctor!

Doctor!

Did you say earlier

if I tell you upfront...

No.

I didn't say that, Doctor.

Hey.

I'm dressed up now.

I am not going to do anything to you.

Do whatever you need to do.

How can a shirt

almost made me lose my virginity.

I made this myself.

Really? Looks pretty good.

Oh! Oab, you're back.

Hello, mom, grandma, dad.

Of course he's back.

How would he be standing here otherwise?

Could it be Oab's spirit?

Again.

That's right.

I am actually a spirit.

Hey, how is this fun?

What nonsense are you doing? His dad is at fault here.

Please don't be angry, I miss you so much.

Don't bother.

Who jokes about things like death?

It doesn't matter if you're playing or not.

Answer me.

What's up?

Did Angkab tell you if Dao went to see her or not?

Well... I didn't go to Auntie Angkab's house.

Why?

I told you to go there.

Why are you so sloppy?

Grandma.

Please calm down.

I didn't go to see Auntie Angkab because

I found this at Dr. Param's house.

- What? - What's that notebook?

It's Dao's recipe book.

(Food recipe.)

(Stir-fried crab with curry powder.)

It's true.

This is Dao's handwriting.

What is it doing at Dr. Param's house?

That's right.

Could Dr. Param mistakenly take the notebook home?

Huh?

My future husband, Dr. Param,

is inviting me to move into his house.

(Next episode.)

Isn't she moving in here?

Riga is moving into my house?

But I didn't say it to the media.

I recall someone else at the scene.

Who?

That foul mouth interior designer, Lomdao.

Who has a foul mouth?!