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(My Mischievous Fiancee)

I am forced to get married.

Let's go to see him.

(Previously...)

But Grandma

Dr. Param already has a girlfriend.

A celebrity named Riga.

Dao's gone.

If you know any cook

please introduce some to me.

- Where's Lomdao? - She hasn't come down yet.

I don't know, Mom.

She woke up before I did.

Then go get her.

Who knows if something happened?

There is no need.

I have arrived!

Who are you?

Did you come to the wrong house?

No, I didn't.

It's me.

Who's me?

Dressed in this fashion, who's me?

It's me.

Dao?!

Call me...

Faidam (black mole).

What Faidam?

Did you take the wrong medicine this morning?

Why are you dressed like this?

What's this?

This. A tick on your face?

It's a mole!

This will help me easily slip into Dr. Param's house.

What's the reason?

And how will you get in?

I'm so confused.

To go in and check out her future groom.

See what kind of person he really is.

- Future groom? - Yes.

But I need you...

and Wat,

to help me out.

Tell me more about you. Go on.

My name is Faidam, Madam.

A daughter of Mom and Dad.

From Ubon Ratchathani.

I assure you, I didn't come from storks.

Have you heard of it, Madam?

Ubon Ratchathani.

the land of beautiful people!

Sure.

Pretty lady.

Very pretty.

Like a crow wearing a red dress.

"There's a shade of red for every woman", Madam.

Do you know how to cook?

My cooking is even better than that of the "Master Chef"!

Good.

Then, let me...

test you out first.

Test her out?!

First, I'll test your cooking skills.

If you pass, you're good to go.

Sure, Madam.

I will make it for you.

What would you like me to make?

Fried sea bass with fish sauce,

stir-fried blue crab with curry powder,

river prawn in red curry,

seafood papaya salad.

One more dish,

stir-fried morning glory.

Sure thing, Madam.

- What? - Money.

What money?

For the food, Madam!

Hey. Why do I have to spend money?

I let you cook for me to taste.

If it comes out awful.

I won't be wasting my money.

Hello, Auntie Ranee.

- Hello. - Hello, Mr. Songsawat.

Who's this, Mom?

Oh, this is Faidam.

I brought her in to apply as a cook here.

Hello.

Faidam came looking for a job in Bangkok.

I brought her over because Mrs. Pisamorn is looking for a worker.

I heard that you were going to buy groceries.

Take this and buy groceries.

That's very kind of you, Doctor.

Why are you giving her 1,000 Baht?!

So much money.

Giving her 100 baht is enough.

Money 100 baht is enough for everything.

Mom.

You can't even buy a prawn with 100 baht.

To be a cook at this house,

think "I can do everything".

Khaen?!

What are you trying to do with a Khaen?

Just blow it!

Hey! I meant the English phrase...

meaning...

you must be able to do everything.

Then I will...

can do everything, Madam!

Will she be okay?

My thoughts exactly.

Only 100 baht.

This gives me chills, Mom.

It's fine, Madam.

If you want it, Faidam will arrange it.

Thank you Mrs. Ranee,

for finding me a cook.

It's my pleasure, Dao wants...

Oh, Faidam.

She wants to work anyway.

Don't worry, Auntie. She's skillful and also a good cook.

I guarantee you, she won't cause you any problems.

What's that smell?

Smoke!

Smoke! Where did it come from?

Faidam, what are you doing?!

Trying to burn my house down?! Huh?!

What's this?!

Wat, bring water to put out the fire, quick!

Are you trying to burn my house down?!

No, Madam! I'm not burning down your house.

I'm making stir-fried morning glory.

Stir-fried morning glory, my ass!

My house is about to be burned down!

Can't you see? The smoke is spreading everywhere!

Quickly bring some water to put it out, now! Go!

Wat, have you got the water yet?!

Here comes the water!

Faidam!

What happened?!

I'm so sorry, Madam.

I really wasn't trying to burn your house down.

I was making fire to cook stir-fried morning glory, just like you ordered.

Shut up!

And get your ass out of my house immediately!

Madam,

you haven't even hired me.

Yet, you're firing me so quickly!

Why didn't you use the gas stove?

Son.

If we let her use the gas stove,

our house would have been completely burned down by now.

Just leave!

If I let you stay any longer,

I will be dead.

Calm down, Auntie.

Give her a chance to redeem herself.

That's right, Madam.

Let me redeem myself, first.

What if, one day in the future...

you really do burn down my house.

Who'll take responsibility?

I will take my own responsibility!

I won't take the salary from you...

for two months!

Three months?!

Half a year, Madam!

Half a year!

That's a deal.

Go.

Back to cooking.

Then, can I...

get my advance salary, Madam?

Faidam!

I don't want it, then.

I do wonder...

if Lomdao can really cook?

Come on, Mom! It'll be a breeze. Don't worry.

A rich, spoiled lady like her can do anything.

Her family sure taught her well.

The only thing I'm worried about...

is how she'll handle Madam Pisamorn.

- Param. - Yes?

Param, you see, Faidam managed to make all the dishes I ordered.

Impossible.

Using only 100 baht?

Why is it impossible?

If I knew she could do it, I would have given her only 50 baht.

Where are you going?

Be patient, Doctor.

It'll be done in a jiffy.

What is this?

Doctor! This is river prawn!

While you were at school,

did they not teach you?

I know.

I thought so. To become a doctor, you have to be smart.

But, what I want to know is...

how did you use 100 baht to buy all these things?

And who said all of these was 100 baht?

You see, Doctor.

Just sea bass and blue crab, that's already 300 baht.

- And the prawns... - Alright.

Then, where did you get the extra money?

Well... my own money, Doctor.

I didn't steal someone else's money.

Are you crazy?

How could you use your own money for this?

I'm not crazy, Doctor!

Look, Doctor.

They call it...

an "investment".

What are you investing in?

Oh, jeez!

Doctor.

If I hadn't use my own money,

I wouldn't have landed the job.

They call it "marketing",

Have you heard of that, Doctor?

- Oh, Phon. - Brother.

I didn't know you were back. I could have picked you up.

Oh. Mom and dad bought tons of salted fish for auntie.

Why?

Mom is already stingy enough.

It's called being "frugal", not stingy.

So, are you heading out?

Just taking a stroll.

I don't want to watch how mom welcomes our new cook.

A new cook?

Yeah.

Her name is Faidam.

Why is she called Faidam?

What a weird name.

It's not weird.

Once you see her face, you will understand why she's called Faidam.

Bon appetit, everyone.

I guarantee my cooking is super delicious, Madam.

Here you go, Doctor.

How is it, Miss Phon?

How is it, Madam?

Is the food to your liking?

Well,

it tastes like food.

But nowhere near professional.

If it's not tasty, I'll put it away.

Hold on, Phon. Put that down!

Putting it away will be a waste of food.

With the current economy,

you should be glad with whatever that's on your plate.

Madam. Don't force yourself to eat if it doesn't please you palate.

It'll just ruin your taste buds.

A super-taster like me can finish them all.

Oh. Put it down!

I can still eat it.

If you don't find it tasty, you don't have to hire Faidam.

As for the food...

Phon can handle it

until you can find a new cook.

Why would I have Phon handle it?

If we let her, she'll surely overspend.

Plus, she likes cooking western food.

Look at Faidam, she can make this much with 100 baht.

Exactly, Madam.

However...

It tastes bad, doesn't it?

I didn't say it was tasty.

But it's alright.

And the food can also be saved for tomorrow.

These prawns. if there's any leftovers, we can put them in the freezer.

If we couldn't eat that whole fish,

remove the bones, save the meat fry them for tomorrow's breakfast.

For this dish. Cook some rice tomorrow, and use it for seafood fried rice.

As for this,

I'll give it to you.

(Bam!)

How salty.

Hey, Faidam.

Are you calling me salty?

No, Madam.

I said that this fish sauce...

is so salty.

This one.

How much do you want for salary?

It depends on Madam is willing to pay

a country bumpkin with no place to go like me.

Poor thing.

We're hiring a cook, what else is there to think about too much?

Son! We need to think things thoroughly.

That way, we won't be regretting it later on.

Hey.

This is my best offer...

1,500 baht!

1,500 baht!

- Madam. Your best offer to me is only 1,500 baht?! - Yes!

I pity you.

At first, I was going to pay you 1,000 baht.

So, you think you can hire me with this amount of money?

She's right, Mom.

It's only 1,500 baht.

How is she going to manage?

I agree, Auntie. It won't even cover transportation fee.

1,500 baht.

Room and board included.

Yes,

or no?

I'll take it!

I was already okay with 1,000 baht.

I've got many family members.

If you give me 500 baht, I'll have to take it.

Thank you so much, Madam.

It is truly a blessing to meet such kind hearted person like you.

Paying me 1,500 baht as salary.

That's right.

Why on earth am I working as a cook for this Madam Pisamorn.

Plus my salary is only 1,500 baht.

- But minimum wage is 300 baht. - Hey, what are you complaining about?

Well? What are you complaining about?

Who's complaining?

I wasn't. I wasn't complaining at all.

Where are you going?

I'm going to get my clothes from Mr. Wat's house.

If you'll excuse me.

Wait.

What else do you want from me?

Yes, Doctor?

I just started working today.

Why do you rush to fire me already?

Why are you crying?

I'm not firing you.

You're handing me a compensation, aren't you?

I won't take it.

I don't want to be jobless.

I said, I'm not firing you.

I'm adding this to your salary.

Mom is giving you 1,500 baht.

I'm giving you another 8,500 baht.

A total of 10,000 baht.

Just take it. Here it is.

Holding hands like this... Is this inappropriate?

Now, you'll have money to send back home.

As for groceries... If it's not enough, just come to me.

I know the money that my mom gave to you is not enough.

So, don't try to use your own money like you did today.

Thank you so much!

You're so nice, doctor!

- I'll head over to Mr. Songsawat's house now. - Yeah.

According to what you said, he seems like a pretty decent guy.

I'm not so sure. I'll have to keep my eyes on him.

Meaning, you'll pretend to be Faidam for quite a while?

Yes.

How long?

Until...

I unveil the real Param beneath that mask,

and prove that he's not a suitable candidate for marriage.

Here you go.

I bought some pastries.

Looks yummy!

How is it, Auntie? Delicious?

Of course!

Where did you buy it? I'll have Faidam buy it sometimes.

At Paragon.

This shop is so famous, everyone has to queue up to buy it.

It's 150 baht per piece.

Huh?! 150 baht?!

How could you buy it? So expensive!

Don't bother buying it next time!

Buy the sugary biscuits. Those only costs a few baht.

I bought them in bulk and I still haven't finish them all.

You haven't eaten them all

is because they aren't as yummy as premium pastries, isn't it?

Sounds like you had premium pastries before?

You said they are yummy.

Jeez, Doctor.

It costs 150 baht. If it's not yummy, it won't be sold.

I may look like this, but I'm not stupid.

- Why are you following me? - I'm not!

I'm throwing out trash.

Doctor! Say something if you're going to stop!

You said, you weren't following.

I really wasn't!

Don't tell me,

you think... I'm interested in you.

I may look like this, but I do have preferences too.

Throw out the trash.

Before I throw you in as well.

Okay.

What's this?

Nothing.

I was messing with you.

You're getting on my nerves.

This is the place...

O Romeo!

Romeo!

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo!

O Romeo,

Who are you looking for?

Is anyone home?

Nobody's home?

What the... Is she crazy?

Hello!

- Mole! - Teeth!

- Mole! - Teeth!

- Buck teeth! - Why is your mole like that?

So, who are you looking for? Will you answer me now?

I'm here to see...

Madam Pisamorn Monthianrak.

Madam? What's your name?

You can call me Bella. Or Taew is good.

Or Kimberly.

Or Princess Kate.

Beyonce is alright, but I look more like Yaya.

You do look like Yaya.

Such beautiful hair.

Should I call you Yern (buckteeth)?!

Madam!

Are you Yaya or Yoyo?

Your vacation lasted almost a month.

I should cut down your salary by half!

Please don't cut it down, Madam.

I'm practically having zero rice nowadays.

- Yern! - Call me Taew!

You really want me to cut your pay?

No. Please don't do that.

Now, put away all of your things.

Then, come down and start working.

Yes.

I better not see you two gossip.

Please call me Taew.

Don't call me Yern like she did.

- Got it, Yern. - Huh?!

Taew!

- Taew? - Taew.

- Taew. - Yes.

- Let me help you. - Thanks.

Let's go.

Let's go, Yern.

It's Taew!

Faidam! You just moved in, right?

And you?

I've lived here since I was a tiny kid.

This tiny?

Yeah. Well.

My mom was Mr. Sa Nga's housekeeper.

Mr. Sa Nga is Dr. Param's father.

So, where is Mr. Sa Nga right now?

He passed away years ago.

So, how is it living here?

Is Madam super salty and stingy?

But deep down, she's a nice person.

Nice?

Yeah! She's nice!

Why are lying on the floor like that?

Speaking of which,

Madam is overall a nice person.

She even paid for my school tuition.

Then I thought about it,

studying gives me headache.

I'd rather get a husband.

Just kidding.

I was too lazy. So I studied up to ninth grade.

But truthfully....

I have a dream.

I want...

to become a celebrity.

Just like Yaya.

So I can get a boyfriend...

like Nadech.

If that's impossible, Dr. Param would be nice.

He's both handsome

and nice.

You say he's nice?

He treats crazy people.

Many patients were cured.

Really? Why doesn't he treat his own mom?

What a foul mouth!

Did you know, he loves his mother the most?!

Whatever Madam says, he'll do it.

Like ordering him to marry me?

Huh? Marry?

A marriage?

Nothing! It's nothing.

She gave me work while you weren't here.

So, is there anything I can do to help?

No. You're free to do whatever you want.

Madam is taking a nap right now.

It'll be evening when she wakes up again.

Then, I'll be right back.

Where are you going, Faidam?!

So you asked me to accompany you to the mall?

What a waste of time.

Time for looking at men?

Miss-Know-It-All

Hey! You're here to help us get some work.

Do you remember Mr. Nick, the owner of U-691 Interior Design?

I do, why?

I met him in America.

He told me to work with him once I'm back.

Hold up. Did you forget your disguise as Faidam?

To cook for that Madam Pisamorn.

I have my own way.

So, Miss Lomdao and Mr. Songsawat

will do freelance jobs?

- We're all for it. - If that's not a problem.

Sure. I have no problems.

You just join in the briefing with clients every time.

- Will do. - Will do.

Miss Lomdao as interior designer, and Mr. Songsawat as salesman,

It seems like our business will be booming this year.

For sure.

Today, could Miss Lomdao check out these condos?

The client wants a modern style.

Sure thing.

- I'll drop off the work in a few days. - Okay.

- We'll take our leave now. - See you.

Hello, Miss Nattriga.

- Hello. - Hello.

Go ahead, Riga. You don't need to worry.

I'll go check out the bookstore inside the mall.

Doctor.

What can I do for you, Miss Nattriga?

- Please come inside. - Right.

The designs he gave me needs a lot of revision. They don't look modern.

Oh. I'll check out the books for a bit.

Dao.

I'll be back. I need to use the toilet.

Okay, I'll be in here.

They might be out of stock.

I grabbed it first!

The moment we meet,

My heart almost melted.

The kind of thing that's completely out of my control.

First sight, you feel so familiar.

Kept asking myself "Why?"

A voice from my heart, whispering "I love you".

- I'm sorry. - It's fine.

Miss! Miss!

Miss!

- Miss! - Yes?

Here, the book.

It's alright, it's fine.

Hold on, Miss.

I...

I didn’t think you would grab it too.

There's only one left.

You can have it.

It's fine.

I just wanted to take a look, that's all.

I wasn't going to buy it.

Hey! Dao. Wasn't that the book you've been searching for so long?

Why didn't you take it?

If I take it, I'll be ruined.

Scaredy cat.

He doesn't recognize you.

You and Faidam look nothing alike!

Whether or not he remembers, I don't want him to see my face.

Are you like me?

The moment you look into his eyes, you melt.

- Right? - Delusional!

My, aren't you drinking fast. A sudden thirst?

Walking made me feel tired.

So I need to drink up.

Yes, I'm coming.

Faidam, why aren't you back?

Who closed the gate?!

Too much time on your hands, Riga?

Visiting us so often.

I'm not so free.

Work is busy. I have to film dramas, commercials, and photo shoots everyday

There's also a movie.

That's a lot of filming. Where will it be premier?

The moon?

How come I haven't seen any of your work?

There's not a fixed date to air yet.

You'll see it soon, though.

She says that every year. Every visits as well.

Mom, I'm hungry. Let's eat.

That's great.

He mentioned you hiring a new cook? And a skillful one at that?

I want a taste of her cooking.

My condolences.

This isn't a charity.

Nothing here is given for free.

Mom.

Here's some chilled water.

- Taew. - Yes?

Tell Faidam to set up the table.

Faidam?

What's wrong?

Tell Faidam to set up the table.

She isn't here.

My new cook isn't here.

You'll have to miss out, Nattriga.

But I can cook.

I'm not hungry!

I'm sorry.

You can visit again when she's in a better mood.

I understand.

If you understand. Then, don't cry.

I can't help it.

She treated me like a disgusting flea.

I hope you don't feel the same way.

I love you so much.

Everybody!

Come and watch these two biting each other!

Come and watch these two biting each other!

Doctor! Are you alright?

You got bit. Are your lips busted?!

What are you saying?!

I'm not making it up.

Earlier, I really saw her biting your lips.

Hey!

I was wondering who you were,

you're Miss Ega (crow).

Why were you biting his lips?

You're crazy! It's none of your business?!

Hey! Hey! Stop it right now! Stop!

I said stop!

What happened?

Earlier, I saw Miss Ega bite his lips.

Biting lips?

That's right.

She bit and mauled,

trying to suck his blood.

Who knows if his lips are okay.

Riga.

I haven't done anything.

But if you choose to believe the words of a maid like Faidam,

then I'll take my leave.

Why are you mad at me?

I was telling the truth.

Why were you spying on me?

I wasn't spying.

I walked by and saw you and Miss Ega were getting it on.

That's still considered rude.

I get it.

If you say so,

I probably don't have manners.

But next time someone with manners like you

want to bite some lips, please double check.

So I won't get in trouble.

Don't go biting each other's lips in the middle of the road.

Faidam!

Hey!

She's right, son.

You were doing things out in the open.

Faidam.

- If you're done here, go back and do your job. - Yes.

Param.

When you're going to do something, think carefully.

Don't forget, Dao is your fiancee.

If she finds out, what will she think?

Well, that's her problem.

Lomdao and I are strangers.

Why do I have to care?

Lomdao and I are strangers.

Why do I have to care?

You don't care about your fiancee,

but care for your crazy patient like Riga.

Do doctors, treat their patients the way he did?

Crazy doctor!

I will never marry a person like you!

I want to know

what’s wrong with me

can you tell me

If Faidam is done with whatever she's doing,

tell her I want to talk.

That's not possible!

Who is my client?

Miss Nattriga,

the famous celebrity.

(Next episode.)

Faidam.

You're stopping me because Faidam isn't home, is she?

How can you tell that this really is Faidam?