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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:34,742 ♪ I got a star on my car and one on my chest ♪ 2 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,870 ♪ A gun on my hip and the right to arrest ♪ 3 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:40,998 ♪ I'm a guy who's the boss on this highway ♪ 4 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,209 ♪ So watch out what you're doin' when you're drivin' my way ♪ 5 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:47,379 ♪ If you break the law, you'll hear from me, I know ♪ 6 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,549 ♪ I'm workin' for the state, I'm the highway patrol ♪ 7 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:57,222 ♪ Well, you'll know me when you see me cause my door's painted white ♪ 8 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:00,142 ♪ My siren a-screamin' and my flashin' red light ♪ 9 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:03,562 ♪ I work all day and I work all night ♪ 10 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,648 ♪ Just to keep the law and order, tryin' to do what's right ♪ 11 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:09,568 ♪ If I write you out a ticket, then you'd better drive slow ♪ 12 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:13,030 ♪ I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm the highway patrol ♪ 13 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:19,369 ♪ I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol ♪ 14 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,539 ♪ My hours are long and my pay is low ♪ 15 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,584 ♪ But I'll do my best to keep you drivin' slow ♪ 16 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:29,463 ♪ I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm the highway patrol ♪ 17 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:05,082 Meet Charlie. Helpful dad, upstanding citizen, 18 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:10,212 and an 18-year veteran of the greatest law enforcement agency in the land: 19 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,549 the Rhode Island State Police. 20 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:22,474 That's Charlie's home. Modest, like the man. 21 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:27,896 Even though he lived on the water, Charlie wasn't much of a swimmer, 22 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:31,108 which will come into play a little later in our story. 23 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,236 But I'm getting way ahead of myself. 24 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:39,199 You know, maybe it's best if we just go back and begin at the beginning. 25 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:44,079 As a young man, Charlie had the world by its bootstraps. 26 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,832 He was the best young trooper on the force, 27 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:50,252 and was dating the prettiest and smartest gal in town. 28 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,589 Her name was Layla, just like the melody. 29 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,091 Charlie, 30 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,635 you've no idea how much I love you. 31 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,391 - Yeah? - Yeah. 32 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,604 Well, will you stay with me no matter what? 33 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,814 Of course, Charlie. 34 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,694 What if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home 35 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:20,490 and had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life? Would you still stay with me? 36 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,367 Yeah, I'd stay. 37 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,873 But I hope that never happens. 38 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:30,000 Yeah, me too. 39 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,175 Well, by springtime they had made it official. 40 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:41,178 Boy, let me tell you, that was some wedding. 41 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:44,056 It was presided over by Father Ken Gumbert, 42 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:48,185 and half of the Rhode Island State Police Force was in attendance. 43 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:54,483 - Congratulations, Charlie. - Thank you, captain. 44 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:14,670 All right! 45 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,841 Look what I got! 46 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,387 Here you go. 47 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,232 Excuse me, do you people take checks? 48 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:39,611 Say that again. Do "we people" take checks? You mean a black man? 49 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,281 No, no, no, no! God, no. Your company. 50 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:45,450 Don't give me that back tracking bullshit! That was a racist slur. 51 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:49,705 - No, it wasn't really. I would never... - Tell you what, I'll make it real easy for you. 52 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:53,375 Why don't you just pay me in cotton or a cartload of watermelons? 53 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:59,673 Or how's about some fried chicken, 'cause you know black people love fried chicken ! 54 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,800 - Hey, no, come on now. - What's going on? 55 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:06,305 This cat don't believe a nigger knows how to cash a check! Ain't that 'bout a bitch? 56 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:09,558 Charlie, I don't wanna ever hear you use the n-word in this house. 57 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:13,979 What! I... I never said anything remotely racist! 58 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:17,774 - Oh, so it's a "little people" thing, then. - No! 59 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,666 You think just 'cause I'm small you can push me around? 60 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,571 Well come on my friend, let's boogie. 61 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:26,033 I'm gonna give you a little lesson in low centre of gravity. 62 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:31,455 Stop it! Cut it. . . Stop it now. Sir! 63 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,082 Don't patronize me with that "Sir" crap! 64 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,752 Hey, those are illegal. Stop. 65 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,384 Oh, it's on now. It's on! 66 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,556 - Charlie, don't hit him! - Me? 67 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:53,477 Charlie! Stop it! Charlie, stop it! 68 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:56,521 Let me handle this. Stop it! 69 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:01,943 Excuse me, Mr Jackson... 70 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,697 Stop it! Wait. What is your first name? 71 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,657 It's Shonté. 72 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:13,955 Shonté, I am... I am so, so sorry. I apologise. 73 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,875 Come on here. Let me walk you to your car. 74 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:20,754 I just don't have no patience for people who judge books by their cover. 75 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,631 And you shouldn't have to! 76 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:26,510 Treating me like a dumbshit! I mean, who does he think he's talking to? 77 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,554 I'm a king of professor of molecular genetics at Brown. 78 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:32,182 And I'm head of the Boston chapter of Mensa. 79 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,060 - You're kidding? - No. 80 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:38,730 I'm just driving this limo as a sociological experiment. That's it. 81 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:42,943 But Mensa? I'm president of the Providence chapter. 82 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:45,162 No kidding. 83 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:54,955 Just when Charlie thought life couldn't get any sweeter, 84 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:58,917 old Mr Stork dropped in to pay him and Layla a visit. 85 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,838 It's a boy! 86 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,842 Oh boy, oy, oy. 87 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,054 Wow! 88 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,224 He's so... 89 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:18,103 Wow! 90 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,567 Whoa, you're in luck! 91 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,069 He's got company! 92 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,364 Push! Push! 93 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:35,120 Charlie loved those boys so much, he just couldn't face the truth. 94 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:39,040 And so he went on with his life as if everything was normal. 95 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,837 Hey, Finneran. 96 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:45,213 Hey, buddy. 97 00:07:45,223 --> 00:07:46,213 Hey. 98 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,301 - Hope you brought your appetite with you. - Oh, I did. 99 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:53,555 - Charlie, your kids look great. - Yeah, don't they? Thanks. 100 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,393 Charlie, 101 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,021 just between you and me, 102 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:04,733 d'you ever notice that your kids have a year-round tan? 103 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,943 Yeah, well... 104 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:11,156 - My great-grandmother's half-Italian. - Half-Italian? 105 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:16,745 Well, that's probably why the water beads off the hair, huh? 106 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:23,710 Yeah, so? I mean, a lot of people have different kind of hair. 107 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,796 What are... What... What are... What are you getting at? 108 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,174 Well, no, no, I'm just saying it's... 109 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,146 Come on Charlie, goddamn it! 110 00:08:32,147 --> 00:08:34,596 Those kids' dicks are bigger than them sausages! 111 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:35,899 Hey knock it off Finneran! 112 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:37,432 Those are my children you're talking about. 113 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,351 Since you brought it up, I been meaning to ask you about that... 114 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,685 Finneran! 115 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,104 Get over here. It's your turn. 116 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,653 Charlie... 117 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:54,115 Don't mind me. It's just the beer talking, you know? 118 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:57,160 Sure. 119 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:08,463 There's something powerful bubbling up inside me, Father. 120 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,509 And I'm afraid that some day, 121 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,973 if I don't do something, I'm gonna explode.. 122 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,937 Where does this rage come from, my son? 123 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:26,940 I don't know. It's a lot of things, really. 124 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,110 Take my wife, for example. 125 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,487 I love her like no other, but... 126 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:36,199 Part of me suspects that she may be having an affair. 127 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:40,787 And I'm probably just being paranoid here, but... 128 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:46,835 I get the feeling that the entire town is laughing at me behind my back. 129 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,672 Charlie, that you? 130 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,969 Eventually, Charlie's worst fears were realised. 131 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,846 I'm so sorry, Charlie. 132 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:01,349 Really, I am. 133 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,810 But I have to do this. 134 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,354 I found my soul mate. 135 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,732 But... 136 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,359 I thought I was your soul mate. 137 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,823 Come on, legs! Let's roll, baby. 138 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,702 I don't know what to say. 139 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,497 I guess the heart just wants what the heart wants. 140 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,710 Bye, Charlie. 141 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,923 But you said you'd eat whale blubber. 142 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:38,303 She'll be eating blubber all right, just as soon as I free Willy. 143 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:57,530 It's funny how a man reacts when his heart gets broken. 144 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,450 Some break down and cry like a baby. 145 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:03,828 Others, they take out an Uzi and climb a clock tower. 146 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,082 But Charlie Baileygates didn't seem to react at all. 147 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:13,046 He just swallowed hard, felt that slab of heartache slide over the lump in his throat 148 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:15,590 and he locked it all away. 149 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,638 As you can imagine, 150 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:26,184 it wasn't easy for little Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonté Junior 151 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,144 growing up without a mom. 152 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:32,023 But Charlie made that little house into a big old home, 153 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,983 and the boys flourished. 154 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:37,112 Let me tell you, they were smart ones. 155 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,782 - What are you building, fellas? - An airplane, Daddy. 156 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,080 Bye-bye! 157 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:50,500 Bye, Daddy! Have a good time at work. 158 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,922 Love you, Daddy! 159 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,889 No! Hey, stop it! 160 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,350 Get... Jamaal, you're in a lot of trouble! 161 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,228 Get off that! Don't you take off in that! 162 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,066 ♪ How many seas must a white... ♪ 163 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:19,404 Shonté Junior, how can you keep eating that crap and never gain weight? 164 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,865 I don't know. Just lucky, I guess. 165 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:28,413 - ♪ How many times must the cannonball fly ♪ - Do you believe his voice? 166 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:33,585 - That's Gomer Pyle! - ♪ Before they're forever banned? ♪ 167 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,671 Daddy, can we watch Richard Pryor on HBO? 168 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,674 Richard Pryor? 169 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,843 Please. 170 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,553 Okay. 171 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,266 In Africa, though, I go out in the country. 172 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:52,896 You see some lions and shit. I'm talkin' about real lions. 173 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:56,065 Not them kind you be fuckin' with in the zoo. 174 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,360 You know how you go fuck with a lion? "Hey, lion! Motherfucker!" 175 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:04,449 Be throwin' shit at it. Lion'd be "Oh, ooh". 176 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:09,412 As they have a way of doing, the years passed somewhat regularly. 177 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,999 And the boys, well, they came into their own. 178 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,086 ... is make her toss my salad! 179 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,882 The guy's like "Toss my salad? What's that? " 180 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:27,680 Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. 181 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,808 I prefer syrup. 182 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,228 He's a funny motherfucker! 183 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:43,238 Although Charlie's police work had started to suffer, the kids were doing great. 184 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:47,242 Damn! I can't figure out the atomic mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron. 185 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,120 Shit. Man, that shit's simple. Lookit. 186 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,498 - Tell me this, tell me this. - What? 187 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,376 What's a deuteron made up of? 188 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,753 Duh! A proton and a neutron. 189 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,507 Then what's this motherfuckin' electron doin' right there? 190 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,761 - Shit, I don't know. - Well, get it out of there then! 191 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,013 OK, so you're sayin' I add up the atomic masses 192 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,099 of the proton and the neutron, right? 193 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,732 I sees that, but what do I do with the goddamn electron? 194 00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:14,894 Can I bring it over here? 195 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,940 Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his motherfuckin' grave if he heard that stupid shit. 196 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,526 I mean he'd just turn over ass up in yo' face. He wouldn't give a fuck. 197 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,653 Man, Jamaal. Just cut my man some slack dawg. 198 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,030 I'm just trying to help him save face alrite'. 199 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:29,200 He keep askin' questions like that, motherfuckers they'll think he's stupid. 200 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,035 - I ain't stupid. - Mornin', fellas. 201 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,913 Hey, Pops, how you doin', man? 202 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,417 - What's all the commotion down here? - Oh, just school shit and shit. 203 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,878 - How's my little guy doing? - Struggling. 204 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,589 This Quantum physics is confusing. 205 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,007 If I don't buckle down, I'll get myself another B+. 206 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,800 Oh, that'd be whack. 207 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,137 He's so fucking dumb, he thinks calculus is a goddamn emperor. 208 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,139 Give it up, dawg. 209 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,309 Well, you think polypeptide's a motherfuckin' toothpaste. 210 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,520 Oh, I gotta get out of here. I don't wanna have to bust a cap. 211 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,857 Kisses. 212 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,319 Mwah, Daddy. 213 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,446 - See ya later. - Love ya. 214 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,534 Yeah, Charlie was getting a lot of respect inside the house. 215 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:15,705 But outside... Well, that was another story. 216 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,670 Mornin', Ed. 217 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,006 Charlie. 218 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,176 Say Ed, did you see where my paper went today? 219 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,637 The wife's got it in the shitter. 220 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:36,684 Well, could you tell her to throw it on the porch when she's done? 221 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,021 Can't you get one at work? 222 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,234 Yeah... 223 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,279 I suppose I could. 224 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,031 You betcha. 225 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,669 ♪ I'd like that ♪ 226 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:07,423 ♪ If we could cycle down some lane ♪ 227 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:11,135 ♪ I'd like that ♪ 228 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:15,264 ♪ If we could ride into the rain ♪ 229 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,266 ♪ No macs, getting wet ♪ 230 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,978 ♪ I'd be your Albert ♪ 231 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,481 ♪ If you'd be Victoria ♪ 232 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:29,237 ♪ Ha-ha, we'd laugh because each drop would make me ♪ 233 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:33,074 ♪ Grow up really high, really high ♪ 234 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:37,161 ♪ Like a really high thing, say a sunflower... ♪ 235 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,956 - Hey, George, Herb. - Hi, Charlie. 236 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,500 - How do, fellas? - Hi, Charlie. 237 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,337 - Listen, Dick... - Hey, guys, check out the rack on this one! 238 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,301 Oh, yeah! That's what Daddy likes. 239 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,345 It looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race. 240 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:58,099 - A couple of Hindenburgs, huh? - Oh, the humanity! 241 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,019 Come on, guys, take it easy. She's a mom. 242 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,487 "She's a mom!" 243 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,034 - She's a mom. Not my mom. - She's a yummy mummy! 244 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,456 You kill me! 245 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,964 Sure, that is good. 246 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:37,597 Listen, Dick, I'm sorry to bother you like this but... 247 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,809 Your car is gonna have to be moved. 248 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,960 Yeah, sure, Charlie. OK. 249 00:17:43,961 --> 00:17:46,773 I should be done here in another 10 or 15 minutes. 250 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,486 You know I hate to be a stickler, Dick, but... 251 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,280 The law says you can't park in one place for over an hour, 252 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,532 and you've been there for... 253 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,994 Going on three days now. 254 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,956 All right, all right. The law's the law. 255 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:08,753 Park it up behind the grocery store, will ya, Charlie? 256 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,675 Yeah, sure. 257 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,262 This one? 258 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,124 There's an old saying: 259 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,810 an ostrich with his head in the sand makes a lousy cop. 260 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,063 You see, if you can't deal with your own problems, 261 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,107 well, it's hard to deal with others. 262 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,777 Sweetie! Sweetie! That's kinda dangerous. 263 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,530 Wanna move it on to the sidewalk, away from traffic? 264 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:39,534 My dad says you're a joke and I don't have to listen to you. 265 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:47,333 Well, your father is entitled to his opinion. 266 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,628 But I am an officer of the law, and, by all rights, I could... 267 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,255 Fuck off! 268 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,508 You should watch your mouth, little girl. 269 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,813 Excuse me. Charlie! 270 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:12,108 Hey! You mind if I get ahead of you? I'm in a wicked rush. It's that OK! 271 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,777 - Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead. - You're a doll. 272 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,572 Hey, kids! Over here! Now! 273 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,743 Didn't I tell you to stay with me? 274 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,842 ♪ We're gonna rock you ♪ 275 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,372 VagiClean, huh? 276 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,834 What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco? 277 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,380 - Excuse me? - No, excuse me. 278 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,635 There's no tag on this. 279 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,180 Price check on VagiClean, aisle five. 280 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:27,892 I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. 281 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,685 That's VagiClean. 282 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,188 We got a customer down here with a fallopian fungus. 283 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,524 She's baking loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. 284 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,613 Put a rush on that. 285 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,076 Hey, big guy. Did you hear the news? 286 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,828 My son Billy got the lead in the high-school musical. 287 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,624 Well, I guess he likes the cock after all. 288 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,305 - Still wanna skip rope in the street? - I will tell my daddy on you, Charlie! 289 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,517 Wrong answer. And the name's Hank, fuckface. 290 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,353 ♪ Reciting memorised lines ♪ 291 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:16,941 ♪ And I'm not fit to touch ♪ 292 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,403 ♪ The hem of your garment ♪ 293 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:24,907 ♪ No, no, I'm not fit to touch ♪ 294 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:29,161 ♪ The hem of your garment ♪ 295 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:39,880 ♪ I have no love but only goals ♪ 296 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:44,343 ♪ How very empty is my soul ♪ 297 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,597 ♪ It is a soul that could easily kill ♪ 298 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:57,523 ♪ And I'm not fit to touch... ♪ 299 00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:00,693 There you go, Dick. I parked it for you. 300 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,903 By the way, 301 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,409 you got a headlight out. 302 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,287 That looks good. 303 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,791 - There you go, colonel. - Very good, Malcolm. Thank you. 304 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,710 Colonel, we got a problem, something's wrong with Charlie. 305 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,713 - 1-X to 1-12. - 1-12 responding. 306 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,718 Of course, there's not much about this sort of thing 307 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,221 in the Rhode Island State Police manual. 308 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:15,017 So they sent him up to Boston to see a team of highly trained head doctors. 309 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,645 They quickly identified the problem. 310 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,648 You got a major screw loose. 311 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:25,778 Doctors have diagnosed you as having a "split personality." 312 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,321 A schizo. 313 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:32,410 - I don't remember any of this. - That's because, according to that report, 314 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:35,913 it wasn't you that this was happening to. It was this other guy. 315 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,123 Hank. 316 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:41,168 - Said his name was Hank. - And apparently Hank is trying to get out. 317 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:44,088 Trying to get out? What do you mean "get out"? 318 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,257 - How did he get in? - You created him. 319 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:49,343 By not dealing with your problems, Charlie. 320 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,431 Ever since... 321 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:57,643 Well, you know. You've been avoiding confrontation. 322 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,563 - But this guy inside. - Hank. 323 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:05,985 He doesn't. Doctors feel that you've created this character out of necessity. 324 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,945 You never stick up for yourself. 325 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:12,825 Charlie, why didn't you take a vacation when Layla left? 326 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:19,790 Why would I? 327 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:23,836 You know, wives leave their husbands every day in this country. 328 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:27,256 That's no reason to short-change the department. 329 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,009 I mean, it's not like I had the flu... 330 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:41,270 Have you picked up your medication, Charlie? 331 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:51,447 I'm really not crazy about it, though. It makes me so dry. 332 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:53,199 You have to take it anyway. 333 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:56,327 Dr. Rabinowitz assures us, if you do, everything'll be fine. 334 00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,579 This is a bunch of crap! 335 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:02,583 No wonder you're the smallest state. Little mind, little state. 336 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,211 Shouldn't even be a state. Should be a district of Rhode Island. 337 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,255 Can you take these goddamn things off, Please? 338 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,091 And could you stop lookin' at my ass! 339 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:15,012 Pritchard, what's going on out here? 340 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,515 Well, colonel, her name's Waters, Irene P. 341 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:20,434 I pulled her over on 95 for a broken tail light. 342 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:24,688 I ran a check. She's got an outstanding warrant in New York. 343 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,815 - Hit and run? - Hit and run. 344 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,026 Injured pedestrian signed the complaint. 345 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:32,863 Well, I think I might remember that. That is ridiculous. 346 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,533 I've never been in an accident. Not in my whole life. 347 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:39,495 Well, I've just gotten off the phone with the New York State Patrol. 348 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:42,456 They don't seem to think it's so ridiculous. 349 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,567 Look... How can we fix... 350 00:25:45,568 --> 00:25:48,754 Where you in Massena New York, last friday 2nd of May? 351 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:52,508 Well, yeah, I live there. But I didn't have any accident. 352 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:56,470 I'm just driving down to Block Island to see my sister. 353 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,807 You seem like a nice guy. Is there any way that you might let me 354 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,725 handle this by mail or... 355 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:05,020 Unfortunately, Miss Waters, I'm not the one you have to convince. 356 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:09,149 If there's been a mistake, you have to clear it up in Massena. 357 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:13,279 What? Because of somebody else's mistake, 358 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:17,533 I have to get in my car and drive all the way back to upstate New York? 359 00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:27,960 No, ma'am. 360 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:33,007 We'll have one of our troopers escort you. 361 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,598 Hey, Hollywood, turn your fuckin' phone off. 362 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,516 - Yeah? - You're an asshole. 363 00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,768 Oh, hello, Irene. What'd I do now? 364 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,605 Listen, I'm sitting in a police station somewhere in Rhode Island. 365 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:50,524 They're shipping me back to Massena on some bogus crap. 366 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,266 Sound familiar? 367 00:26:51,267 --> 00:26:53,277 Whoh, Whoh, Whoh, slow down, I don't have a clue 368 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,029 - what you're talkin' about. - Dickie! 369 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,697 Cut the bullshit! 370 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,995 Listen to me, OK? 371 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,581 It's over, Dickie. It's over. 372 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:08,459 So please just stop messing with me 373 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,629 and call your friends and tell them to back off, OK? 374 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,297 Look, I'm being a straight shooter here. 375 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:15,591 If you need help, I'll help you. 376 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:20,054 Just give me all the details and I'll get to the bottom of it alright. 377 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:24,350 Massena, New York! Goddamn, Daddy! That's near Canada! 378 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,769 I know, I know. Wasn't my idea. 379 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,854 I gotta take this gal up north, 380 00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:31,899 and then the colonel ordered me to take a week's vacation. 381 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:34,151 A week's a long motherfuckin' time. 382 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:37,696 He wants me to rest while I'm getting used to the medication. 383 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,741 Oh, come on. You don't have to worry about us, Daddy. We're grown up now. 384 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:44,995 These two motherfuckers, can do the shopping. I'll do the cooking. 385 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,999 Man you do the cooking? Man, you thought you got chipped beef from a toothy blow job! 386 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:52,127 You're gonna have Shonté Junior down or under goddamn 400lb. Fuck that. 387 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:56,924 Can't have that happen. OK, guys. 388 00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:02,096 I'm not leaving till the morning, but you know the rules when I go: no bitches after eleven. 389 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,600 - All right, Pops. - Yeah, man. 390 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,477 - Got you, Papa. - Love you, Daddy! 391 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:14,525 So who the hell's this Irene honey anyway? 392 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,152 She worked for me the past couple of years. 393 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:21,323 I hired her to be my golf-course superintendent. We got close. 394 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,158 No, you got stupid! 395 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:28,580 For the love of shit, these are the loose ends that can hang you, Dickie! 396 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:29,915 And me too! 397 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:32,292 How much does she know? 398 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,878 She might have gotten wind of some things. 399 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,339 Yeah, well, we're gonna find out. 400 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:40,300 The complaint was signed by a guy named Peterson. 401 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:45,097 - He's with the EPA. - EPA? I thought they were in our pocket. 402 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,516 Well, not all of 'em. 403 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:52,646 Even though Charlie didn't wholeheartedly agree with the top brass, 404 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,648 he did as he was told. 405 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,693 - Careful on the road, Charlie. - OK, colonel. 406 00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,742 - Hang on, ma'am. - Yeah. 407 00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:16,462 This vacation is just what Charlie needs. 408 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:19,465 I bet he's a new man when he gets back. 409 00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:22,134 If we let him back. 410 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,763 What do you mean? 411 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:29,641 Well, I mean that he's become a pretty big liability. 412 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:32,436 We may have to let him go. 413 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,940 Let him go? But, Captain, police work is Charlie's whole li... 414 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,026 I know, I know, damn it. 415 00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:41,278 I know. 416 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:46,366 ♪ I found you sittin' on a suitcase cryin'... ♪ 417 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:52,080 It's a great time of year to ride, as long as you don't mind one or two bugs. 418 00:29:56,377 --> 00:30:03,091 ♪ I laugh out loud 'cause it's the one thing I hadn't been tryin' ♪ 419 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,220 ♪ The train came in breathless ♪ 420 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,013 ♪ The passengers restless ♪ 421 00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:11,600 ♪ She said "Baby, you'll never change" ♪ 422 00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:15,729 ♪ You gotta get goin', you gotta keep goin' ♪ 423 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:19,358 ♪ Hey, the world ain't slowin' down ♪ 424 00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:20,859 ♪ For no one ♪ 425 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:25,572 ♪ It's a carnival callin' out to you ♪ 426 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:31,495 ♪ It sounds like a song, it hits you like scripture... ♪ 427 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,164 Boy, you can't beat the open road! 428 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:41,839 ♪ Weren't you the kid who just climbed on the merry-go-round? ♪ 429 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:46,510 ♪ Hey, look, the world ain't slowin' down ♪ 430 00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:50,848 Oh, no. 431 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,808 Oh, my goodness. 432 00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,185 Jeez. 433 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:58,272 Those damn truckers. 434 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:02,693 You know, you think they'd call someone to come clean this up. 435 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:07,155 Poor thing. Well that's terrible. 436 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,952 By the looks of her, she's been here for a while. 437 00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:16,373 Well, I doubt we're gonna be able to move her, but we should try. 438 00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:18,584 You wanna get that end? Give it a push? 439 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,128 - Really? - Yeah, we should give it a shot. 440 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,505 - OK? - OK. 441 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,633 Go ahead. Just push as hard as you can. 442 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,218 Yeah, OK. 443 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:31,221 Jesus! Holy... 444 00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:34,558 - OK... - It's still alive! 445 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:38,395 - Just stand back. I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it. - Oh, God! That's terrible. 446 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,316 Now, don't look, OK? 447 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,990 Well, old girl. 448 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,660 Your suffering's over. 449 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:05,380 Oh, it ain't always easy doing Mother Nature's work. 450 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,270 - Do you believe that? - No, it's... 451 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,149 My God in heaven! 452 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,530 Hell is wrong with you? 453 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:31,782 Die! 454 00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:35,786 Let go! Let go, girl! 455 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:40,874 On to greener pastures, come on. They're clear-cutting a place in heaven for ya. 456 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,043 Come on! Help me out! 457 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,544 - But... - Do something! 458 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:47,714 - I don't... - Let go! 459 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,386 Let go! Go! 460 00:33:02,897 --> 00:33:04,272 Well, 461 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,733 that was tough, but... 462 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,153 I think we did the right thing. 463 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,252 Patrol car, yes. OK, thank you. 464 00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:30,007 - Can I help you? - Yes I'm Officer Baileygates, Rhode Island State Police. 465 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:33,301 I have your prisoner, Miss Irene Waters, here. 466 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:38,015 - All right. I'll tell them you're here. - Okay-dee, ray-dee. 467 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,903 What are those for? 468 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:55,115 Oh, it's just this stupid thing. 469 00:33:55,324 --> 00:34:00,370 I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel funny. No big deal. 470 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,790 What's it called? 471 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:08,170 Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. 472 00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:16,344 Does your ass feel numb? 473 00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:19,473 No, but... 474 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,185 They give me unbelievable cotton mouth. 475 00:34:23,352 --> 00:34:26,730 - I meant from the ride. - Oh. No, no. 476 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,399 Over the years my ass has taken a pounding. 477 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:35,947 Miss Waters, my name's Peterson. This is my partner, Agent Boshane. 478 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:39,576 We're with the Environmental Protection Agency's Special Investigations. 479 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:40,827 The EPA? 480 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,914 What'd I hit? A baldheaded eagle? 481 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:48,668 We'll explain that to you, ma'am, but right now we're gonna ask you to come along with us. 482 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,174 Well, why don't you just explain it to me now? 483 00:34:55,676 --> 00:35:00,931 Well ma'am, We put your hit-and-run report out on the wire in order to track you down. 484 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,225 Track me down for what? 485 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,152 Agent Boshane? 486 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:11,608 I want to remind you again, our station's at your disposal. 487 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:14,444 You're more than welcome to use any of our interrogation rooms. 488 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:17,948 We appreciate it, Lieutenant Gerke, but we're all set. 489 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,202 Right. Well, if there's anything at all I... 490 00:35:35,716 --> 00:35:37,134 Excuse me. 491 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:38,510 I'm just gonna... 492 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,180 get myself a drink of water. 493 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:55,819 So, if I could just get someone to sign this, I'll be on my way. 494 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,070 Yeah. 495 00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:03,910 Well, Miss Waters, good luck. I hope everything works out great for you. 496 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,287 Thanks a lot, Charlie. 497 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:10,250 I haven't done anything wrong and you know it. 498 00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:16,506 What about the marijuana roaches you left behind when you moved out of your apartment? 499 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,759 So I smoked some pot. What is that, a crime? 500 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:25,432 As is being an accessory to bribery, embezzlement, 501 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,519 - tax evasion and racketeering. - What are you talking about? 502 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:32,439 Does the name Dickie Thurman ring a bell? 503 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:38,111 His company, Cedar Creek Limited, has been under investigation for 18 months. 504 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:42,532 How does that make me an accessory? I laid sod on Dickie's golf course. So what? 505 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:46,620 Tell me this. A big operation like the Cedar Creek Country Club. 506 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,789 How'd you the job as the head greenskeeper? 507 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,249 By default. 508 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:56,880 This guy, Tedeschi or Tedesco, he was hired before me, but he died. 509 00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:58,506 Heart problem or something. 510 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:04,512 The feds believed that Irene knew more than she thought she knew, 511 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,348 and her life was in danger. 512 00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:10,727 They explained that everything had been happening under her nose. 513 00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:14,731 Payoffs of government agencies, threats towards those who stood in the way. 514 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:20,695 And her predecessor's heart attack? Well, that was just cold-blooded murder. 515 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,281 Oh, man! 516 00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:33,500 Can you excuse me? 517 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,020 Pizza kid. 518 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,527 - How much? - That comes to $13.95. 519 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,512 Son of a bitch! 520 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:47,198 Well it was a good thing Charlie had told her 521 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:51,536 he was staying at the Chuck E. Cheese Lodge and Miniature Golf Resort. 522 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:53,663 Charlie? 523 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:57,959 Irene finagled the key from the front desk and let herself in. 524 00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,586 Charlie! 525 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,932 Charlie, what's going on here? 526 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,517 Irene? 527 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,649 Irene, I was just... I was gonna study your file 528 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:24,194 and try to find a loophole. 529 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,116 Does you lips get as chapped as mine on the ride down? 530 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,035 Never mind. I need your help. 531 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:35,622 There was a shootout down at the thing. The agents are dead ! 532 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:38,416 - Dead? - Yeah. They were after me, Charlie! 533 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:41,461 Oh, God. This is Dickie's work. I know it! 534 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,842 So what are you gonna do? 535 00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:52,055 - We'll call the police. - What? No, you can't do that! 536 00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:56,267 Dickie has those guys in his back pocket. That's why I came to you. 537 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,813 Hey! This is serious shit! 538 00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:01,189 You don't... 539 00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:05,026 - I'm outta here. - Hey, wait! No, don't do that! 540 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,904 Come on, hold on. Just let me think for a second. OK? 541 00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:11,783 Think someplace else Charlie. This is the first place they're gonna look. 542 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,827 Damn it! 543 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:23,628 So where are we going anyway? 544 00:40:23,712 --> 00:40:25,130 You'll see. 545 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:32,303 Well, they went on the lam for a bit, and then Charlie made a couple of phone calls. 546 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,774 Take it easy now. 547 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:47,569 - Charlie! - Don't worry. I'll take care of it. 548 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,863 Hey. 549 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:52,323 - Good work, Baileygates. - Thanks. 550 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,284 Sorry I had to meet you all the way out here. 551 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:57,745 - That's OK. - It's just as well. Poor gal's paranoid. 552 00:40:57,830 --> 00:41:02,041 My kids are like that. They have this idea that the cops are the bad guys... 553 00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:13,219 Listen, I don't know what's going on and I didn't tell the feds anything... 554 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,764 Dickie told me you were street-smart. Huh? 555 00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:19,726 Why the hell would you run back to this idiot? 556 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:26,983 Drop the gun, moron. 557 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,235 You're being video-taped. 558 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:34,199 - What're you talking about? - There's a camera on my bike. 559 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,914 Hard to hit a moving target, isn't it? 560 00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:59,307 Score. Good move. 561 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,267 Get in the car. 562 00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:05,104 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 563 00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:12,070 D'you mind telling me what the hell you were thinking back there? 564 00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:14,781 Calling that cop was unbelievably stupid! 565 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,787 Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetbeak. 566 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:23,414 The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. 567 00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:26,084 I'm a tango man myself. 568 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:35,260 As you can imagine, there was some explaining to do. 569 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:39,222 So Hank, as he called himself, 570 00:42:39,306 --> 00:42:43,685 found a quiet spot and spelled out the whole darn mess. 571 00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:46,813 OK, so what you're saying is that you're not Charlie. 572 00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:51,568 Come on you've seen Charlie in action. He's like origami: folds under pressure. 573 00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:54,821 When the big game's on the line, he's busy riding the pine. 574 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:58,032 OK, wait, wait. Can you just...? 575 00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,831 It's simple. 576 00:43:05,457 --> 00:43:07,333 Charlie's the mouse that got you into the maze. 577 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:10,295 I'm the rat who know's how to find the cheese. 578 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,715 The name's Hank. Hank Evans... 579 00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:16,759 ♪ For little girls ♪ 580 00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:20,430 So it's true. Charlie is a schizo. 581 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:25,018 I wouldn't know. I stay out of his business, he stays out of mine. 582 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,395 Look. 583 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:33,818 Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone. 584 00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:38,156 I feel your fear. It's coming through like static on my heart radio. 585 00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:42,744 Hank? Hank. 586 00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:47,206 I really, really appreciate your help, 587 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:51,711 but is there any way that maybe we could get Charlie back out here 588 00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:53,546 for a little huddle? 589 00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:56,049 No problem. 590 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:59,469 While you're at it, why not climb that pole and take a steamy piss on the power lines? 591 00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:02,138 Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. 592 00:44:02,222 --> 00:44:07,435 I'm here to save your life, but if I'm gonna do that, I'll need total uninononynymity. 593 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:14,275 OK. 594 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,986 Sound good, candypants? 595 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:20,073 Hank, don't call me that. 596 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:34,504 How the hell can they call Pluto a planet? 597 00:44:34,588 --> 00:44:36,798 What motherfuckin' planet has an elliptical orbit? 598 00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:40,551 - This shit don't make sense. - Motherfucker! 599 00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:44,138 That motherfucker Vince Foster was murdered. I told you that shit! 600 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:47,433 Hey, man, quit hackin' into them goddamn Pentagon files. 601 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:51,979 Ain't no nevermind who them crooked politicians be killin'. You need to study. 602 00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:54,941 - What did Daddy tell you about snoopin'? - Shit, yeah. 603 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:58,653 If you keep fuckin' around, you'll lose your Yale scholarship. 604 00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:03,783 Be stuck up there at Stanford with them goddamn motherfuckers. 605 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:06,035 Motherfucker, you be lucky to get accepted to Duke, 606 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,912 gettin' a 1430 on yo' SAT. 607 00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:09,497 - Motherfucker, you know I had the flu. - Flu, my ass! 608 00:45:09,581 --> 00:45:12,834 You had a motherfuckin' aneurysm to get a 1430. 609 00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:16,254 Hey, you talkin' some shit now. 610 00:45:16,338 --> 00:45:19,632 Now you see man, that's probably one of them Ivy League sons of bitches now. 611 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,884 Show me yo' ass head up and get the door, man. 612 00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:27,515 Hey, Captain. 613 00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:30,560 - Fellas. - What the fuck is goin' on, man? 614 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:33,646 - This is Agent Annicelli. - Gentlemen. 615 00:45:34,648 --> 00:45:36,816 - What's happenin' Captain? - We've got a problem. 616 00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:38,985 Pack your bags. 617 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:46,909 - We're locked and loaded. - Great. 618 00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:49,328 Got enough stuff to hold us over for 72 hours. 619 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,304 Well, fuck my ozone. 620 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,239 ♪ We're gonna rock you ♪ 621 00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:34,916 Hey, ringworm. 622 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:40,213 Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, you toxic waste of life. 623 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,675 You gonna pick up that butt? 624 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,638 Or do I have to glue to end of my shoe and stick it in your pimply a-hole? 625 00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:52,558 Hey, man. Take it easy. It's just a cigarette. 626 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,893 Oh, yeah? 627 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:59,482 Well, this is just a fist, but when I start throwing it around, it can leave one hell of a mess. 628 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,818 Let's dance. 629 00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:26,300 Let's kick the shit out of this crazy asshole! 630 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,929 Wait, Wait, Wait, he's a schizo! 631 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:32,098 What the hell's wrong with him? 632 00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:35,935 What happened anyway? 633 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:41,816 Yeah, Charlie was taking a few lumps on account of Hank's behaviour. 634 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:46,153 But, save for a little blood in the urine, he was no worse for the wear. 635 00:47:48,615 --> 00:47:51,617 I'm sorry you had to meet Hank, Miss Waters. 636 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,994 I thought I was bad. 637 00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:56,414 That guy has some serious problems. 638 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,750 He did save our lives. 639 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,881 Anyway, Hank had a pretty good idea. He thinks... 640 00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:06,382 You're gonna listen to Hank? 641 00:48:06,466 --> 00:48:10,970 Come on, look what he did to me! What are you thinking? He's out of control this guy. 642 00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:14,724 You know what I think we should do? 643 00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:18,603 Find another department and tell them the whole story. 644 00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:22,523 Not smart, Charlie. We don't know how far Dickie's reach goes. 645 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:26,485 Then you know what? 646 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:30,990 I think it's time to call the best damn law enforcement agency in the country. 647 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:33,492 The Rhode Island State Troopers! 648 00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:34,619 Do you really think 649 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:38,164 that the feds don't have some guy up there right now, bugging calls? 650 00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:43,252 They'd be on us in 10 minutes. And they are the one's almost got me killed in the first place. 651 00:48:43,962 --> 00:48:45,338 OK. 652 00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:47,715 What was the genius's big plan? 653 00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:51,218 He thinks that we should find a cabin and hide out for a while. 654 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,846 Oh, yeah? What about water and food and... 655 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:57,016 He already got supplies. They're in the trunk. 656 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:09,695 These are the supplies? 657 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:15,326 Well, he had a plan, all right. 658 00:49:16,536 --> 00:49:19,121 That's it? That's all he got? 659 00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:21,207 Oh, no. There's more. 660 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:23,668 A rope, 661 00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:25,461 shovel, 662 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:29,507 bag of lime and some lawn darts. 663 00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:35,972 This is Christine DiCarlo reporting live from Clinton County, New York, 664 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:40,059 where the manhunt continues for Rhode Island State Trooper Charlie Baileygates. 665 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:42,478 ... responsible for the death of an EPA agent 666 00:49:42,562 --> 00:49:44,105 and the kidnapping of one Irene Waters. 667 00:49:44,189 --> 00:49:48,693 Bullshit! My daddy ain't killed nobody and he sure ain't shit kidnapped skinny ass bitch! 668 00:49:48,777 --> 00:49:51,153 Your dad's sick, mentally. He's had some sort of breakdown, that's all we understand. 669 00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:55,324 The important thing is we find him so nobody else gets hurt, yourself included. 670 00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:57,535 Nobody's gonna get hurt. 671 00:49:57,619 --> 00:50:00,037 Our daddy wouldn't hurt a motherfuckin' fly man. 672 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:02,081 No, he goes after bigger game. 673 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:05,418 We just got a report he put six bullets into a prize's cow's head. 674 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:07,753 Poor thing's lucky to be alive. 675 00:50:10,298 --> 00:50:13,551 OK, look, let's say he does have a problem, which he don't. 676 00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:15,302 He's been takin' pills. 677 00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:19,306 - He left his pills in the hotel room. - That's where he left his sanity. 678 00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:22,226 I've seen it first-hand. The guy's nuttier than squirrel turds. 679 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:26,105 One thing I don't understand, Lieutenant. 680 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:30,109 If my daddy's such a scary-ass motherfucker, why'd you go by yourself, huh? 681 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:34,321 Yeh man, who the fuck are you? Sergeant York taking on the Germans damnsyourself? 682 00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:37,700 Your father's a police officer. He asked me to come alone. 683 00:50:37,784 --> 00:50:41,037 - How was I to know he's a nutcase? - Man our dad ain't no fuckin' nutcase! 684 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:45,458 He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, 685 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:47,835 but he is a very gentle person. 686 00:50:47,919 --> 00:50:50,212 ♪ Motherfucker robot! Motherfucker robot! ♪ 687 00:50:58,138 --> 00:50:59,638 What's the fuss? Tell me what's happening! 688 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:01,390 Stay away from me, Hank! 689 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:05,227 I know what you had planned, OK. I saw your so-called supplies. 690 00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:09,648 That. 691 00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:14,236 I wasn't gonna just ram it home... though. 692 00:51:14,321 --> 00:51:16,405 I was gonna... lube it up 693 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:19,992 and ease it in there inch by inch like a gentleman. 694 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:23,329 I was talking about the shovel and the lime. 695 00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:25,623 Shovel and lime? 696 00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:37,009 Thank you. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. 697 00:51:37,969 --> 00:51:39,428 What's so funny? 698 00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:42,139 - We're driving a hot carriage. - So? 699 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,433 That stuff belongs to the bad cop. 700 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:48,562 You think he was gonna take our dead bodies down to the station? 701 00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:59,156 Irene decided they should go back to Rhode Island, 702 00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:01,826 but Hank had an idea first. 703 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,161 Are you sure about this? 704 00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:08,290 You kidding? Every oinker east of the Mississippi will be looking for this sled. 705 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,000 Safer to go mass transit. 706 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:12,044 Ready? On nine. 707 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:14,588 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 708 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:32,565 Well, they won't be tracking us in that car. 709 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:35,151 - Thanks for the kudos. - Sure. 710 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:38,195 - Glad we're finally on the same page. - Me, too. 711 00:52:40,365 --> 00:52:43,492 - You OK? - Yes, I'm fine. 712 00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:48,372 Thought you were going over the edge. 713 00:52:48,456 --> 00:52:49,790 Thank you. 714 00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:57,047 You know, I think you're a very special unit. 715 00:52:57,132 --> 00:52:58,507 That's sweet. 716 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:02,052 I hope we can get to know each other better. 717 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:03,596 Yeah. Me too. 718 00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:05,639 Do you swallow? 719 00:53:09,644 --> 00:53:12,021 I get it. We'll go slow. 720 00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:20,237 - Hey! - Yes? 721 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:24,718 You didn't happen to pick up a wallet on the dash, did you? 722 00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:27,870 You're kidding, right? 723 00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:33,709 So what's your tale, Mother goose! Where you from? 724 00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:35,794 Oh, all over. 725 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:39,089 Omnipresence. I like that in a woman. 726 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:42,635 I'm originally from Texas. Middle-class neighborhood. 727 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,054 But after school I moved to New York cos I had this thing... 728 00:53:45,138 --> 00:53:48,140 Let me guess. Everybody in town told you were easy on the eyes, 729 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,892 so you decided to become a supermodel. 730 00:53:49,976 --> 00:53:52,452 And when you got to the Big Apple, they treated you like the worm, 731 00:53:52,453 --> 00:53:54,855 so you pact on few pounds and start calling yourself an actress. 732 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,815 No, but... 733 00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,944 Unfortunately you can't get far without talent, 734 00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:04,073 and the only bright lights you saw were the ones inside the fridge. 735 00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:08,202 And that's when got a boob job and start hangin' went looking for a rich man with a bum ticker 736 00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:12,081 and waved a white flag in the face of your own self-loathing. 737 00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:17,920 - How's my aim? - I never went to New York City. 738 00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:21,757 I went to Upstate Cornell, then I got my master's in Turf Management at U-Mass. 739 00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:24,343 Then I became a golf-course superintendent. 740 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:30,766 - And these... believe it or not, are all mine. - I notice you left out your eating disorder. 741 00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:34,144 - I don't have an eating disorder. - Whatever you say, slim. 742 00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,277 Hands off, Hank. 743 00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:52,454 Mom! 744 00:54:53,206 --> 00:54:56,375 That's real nice, Hank. Way to keep a low profile. 745 00:54:57,335 --> 00:54:59,461 It's survival at this point. 746 00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:04,258 Hey, I know how to score some dough. 747 00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:07,469 - Punch me. - What? 748 00:55:07,887 --> 00:55:10,139 - Punch me in the face. - Why? 749 00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:12,808 I'll tell the big cheese I got rolled in the parking lot. 750 00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:16,812 He'll hush me with some Benjamins. They don't need that kind of ink sugar mountain. 751 00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:18,897 Come on, rip my head off. 752 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:23,110 - That's really lame, Hank. - You have a better idea? Come on! 753 00:55:23,903 --> 00:55:26,822 - It's not gonna work. - Yes, it is gonna work, but you gotta rock me. 754 00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:30,117 Don't give me a girly "I don't want to break a fingernail" love taps you know. 755 00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:33,329 This guy's gotta look at my face and just... 756 00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:41,712 Well, the kick in the chops didn't work out as planned. 757 00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:45,007 It just left Charlie a little more roughed up. 758 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,592 How's the nose feeling? 759 00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:48,635 Listen to it. 760 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:54,350 - I'm really sorry, Charlie. - I'll get over it. 761 00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:59,480 I mean, you should be furious. I just drop-kicked you right in the face. 762 00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:01,190 Hey, it happens. 763 00:56:04,569 --> 00:56:07,780 You got a great way of looking at life, Charlie. You know that? 764 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:09,365 That's a gift. 765 00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:11,867 Yeah, I don't know if my shrinks would agree. 766 00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:13,535 They think that's my problem. 767 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:14,828 What? 768 00:56:16,122 --> 00:56:21,627 That I purposely distort my perceptions to make my reality more palatable. 769 00:56:22,837 --> 00:56:24,922 Like you only hear what you wanna hear? 770 00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:29,301 Thanks. I like to keep it short, especially in the summer. 771 00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:37,726 How come I couldn't have ended up with an easy-going guy like you, Charlie? Huh? 772 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:43,107 Sometimes I think there's something about my look that just attracts assholes. 773 00:56:43,274 --> 00:56:44,650 That's crazy. 774 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:47,152 You're a very special girl, Irene. Look at you. 775 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,946 You're just so down-to-earth. 776 00:56:49,030 --> 00:56:52,699 I mean, look at your hair. It's like you don't give a damn, you know. 777 00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:57,663 And your skins so natural you just let it hang out, blemishes an' all. You're not afraid of your flaws. 778 00:56:57,747 --> 00:57:01,542 Your face is all pursed up like you just sucked on a lemon, 779 00:57:01,626 --> 00:57:03,377 but you pull it off! 780 00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:15,013 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 781 00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:18,767 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah. 782 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:23,964 Come on! 783 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:28,318 - I don't know if I can! - Yes, you can! 784 00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:30,904 Humans only use 10% of their potential! 785 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:33,866 You gotta reach down for that little extra something! 786 00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:40,330 There you go! 787 00:57:40,415 --> 00:57:42,541 Now you're gettin' it! 788 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:44,251 I believe in you! 789 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:48,088 Don't you give up on me now! 790 00:57:53,678 --> 00:57:56,555 Easier than I thought! Come on! 791 00:57:57,390 --> 00:58:00,184 Go, Charlie. Go! You can do it! 792 00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:01,894 Come on, Charlie! 793 00:58:02,228 --> 00:58:04,813 Use more of your potential! 794 00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:13,989 Come on, Charlie! Go! 795 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,782 Jump off! 796 00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:18,076 - What? - Jump off! 797 00:58:19,078 --> 00:58:20,412 What? 798 00:58:20,955 --> 00:58:23,415 Jump off the train! 799 00:58:32,217 --> 00:58:33,467 Irene? 800 00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:37,429 Come on. Stop fooling around. 801 00:58:38,806 --> 00:58:41,099 I started thinking about it. Bad idea. 802 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:44,561 Trains are the first place they'll look. 803 00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:46,688 Oh, come on. 804 00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:51,985 We checked all the gas and food stops along the interstate. No sign of 'em. 805 00:58:52,070 --> 00:58:54,696 Interstate! Let me ask you something man! Is your old lady happy? 806 00:58:56,157 --> 00:58:57,533 My old lady? 807 00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:00,536 Yeh man! Cos if your fuckin' is anything like your police work, 808 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:03,497 you couldn't hit the G spot on a 12lb pussy. 809 00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:05,123 Watch yourself. 810 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,712 - What are you gettin' at? - Look man, A, Daddy ain't gonna take no road 811 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:13,423 where y'all blind-ass heli-keli cops is lookin'. 812 00:59:13,633 --> 00:59:15,842 And B, motherfucker, he don't eat fast food. 813 00:59:19,013 --> 00:59:21,557 OK, I have three dollars. How much do you have? 814 00:59:22,308 --> 00:59:24,726 - Six bucks. - Let me go up and order, so we can go. 815 00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:28,188 OK. I'll have a chicken breast sandwich. No skin, dry toast. 816 00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:36,572 ♪ You make me dizzy, running circles in my head ♪ 817 00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:43,495 ♪ One of these days I'll chase you down ♪ 818 00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:46,248 ♪ Well, look who's going crazy now ♪ 819 00:59:46,332 --> 00:59:48,834 ♪ We're face to face, my friend ♪ 820 00:59:49,335 --> 00:59:52,170 ♪ Better get out ♪ 821 00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:54,840 ♪ Better get out! ♪ 822 00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:59,303 - What are you starin' at, fucker? - ♪ You know you make me break out... ♪ 823 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:02,014 Wanna start me up? Just open the chunck pull the cord, pal. 824 01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:05,267 I'm due for a seismic event. You're dancin' on the fault line. 825 01:00:05,643 --> 01:00:07,539 Hey, what is your problem, pal? 826 01:00:07,540 --> 01:00:10,606 I got no beef with you. Just between me and the kid. 827 01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:13,275 - Hey, stop it! - He started it. 828 01:00:13,359 --> 01:00:16,695 I'm so sorry. I apologise. He suffers from this thing. 829 01:00:16,779 --> 01:00:18,196 I'm standing right here, four-eyes. 830 01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:22,659 Oh, poor baby. Has to let his daddy fight his battles for him, huh? 831 01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:25,203 He's an ass. 832 01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:33,587 Pussy. 833 01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:41,011 How's it hangin', fellas? 834 01:00:41,179 --> 01:00:42,763 Hank, I presume. 835 01:00:45,558 --> 01:00:48,268 - D'you miss me? - Why don't you just send Charlie back out here? 836 01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:50,604 Things were finally becoming civilized. 837 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:54,691 Listen Pocahontas, an less you put your ear to the ground to hear the buffalo coming. 838 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:56,902 I don't know what that means, OK? 839 01:00:57,111 --> 01:01:02,032 It means either he makes up a battle plan, or Hank'll take over Fort Charlie for good. 840 01:01:03,409 --> 01:01:06,411 Did you just refer to yourself in the fourth person? 841 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,956 Holy Jesus in heaven! It's a giant Q-Tip. 842 01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:11,083 Hank! 843 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:14,711 What? I'm jokin' with the guy. Bringin' a little sunshine into his life. 844 01:01:14,796 --> 01:01:16,880 Careful, you'll peel. 845 01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:21,009 - Do you... Do you need to see a menu? - No, thank you. We've ordered. 846 01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:28,767 That's it. 847 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,395 Hey, Hey, Hey! Hold on, cheese tits. 848 01:01:31,562 --> 01:01:34,314 - Did I miss something? - Don't give me that shit! 849 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:37,025 What you just did to that kid was terrible. 850 01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:39,695 Didn't you see the look on his face? 851 01:01:42,448 --> 01:01:44,741 Looked a little pale, that's all. 852 01:01:44,826 --> 01:01:47,536 He was hurt and offended. 853 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,247 Well, I disagree, but why speculate? 854 01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:53,792 - Hey, Milky! ¡Vámonos! - Hey, no! 855 01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:57,671 Come on, Br'er Rabbit. Hop down the bunny trail. Epa, epa, ándale. 856 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:03,969 Listen... were you offended in any way by our social interaction here? 857 01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:06,596 Yeah, actually I was. 858 01:02:09,225 --> 01:02:11,101 What was it? The Q-Tip thing? 859 01:02:11,185 --> 01:02:15,230 Actually I was pretty much offended by everything you said, Sir. 860 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:23,239 Sorry. 861 01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:29,244 I'm truly sorry. 862 01:02:50,933 --> 01:02:52,142 You OK? 863 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:57,647 You don't know what it was like. 864 01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:01,610 Spending all those years trapped behind a wall of politeness. 865 01:03:01,819 --> 01:03:03,737 Bound and gagged... 866 01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:08,200 in a dark and silent world where nothing grows but the anger. 867 01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:14,206 All because dull face some demon he married laced up her boots 868 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:15,874 and did a Nancy Sinatra on him. 869 01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:19,002 Charlie had a wife? 870 01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:21,630 And then some. 871 01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,717 I was a big piece of the personality pie back then. 872 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:28,720 But when she left him, Charlie went numb... 873 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:30,680 And I went AWOL. 874 01:03:31,557 --> 01:03:32,808 Well, 875 01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:37,729 if you were such a big part of the personality, 876 01:03:38,689 --> 01:03:40,732 then she left you too. 877 01:03:48,699 --> 01:03:50,617 It's true. 878 01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:56,122 She left us. 879 01:03:58,793 --> 01:04:00,252 I loved her. 880 01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:04,965 Why'd she do this? 881 01:04:06,592 --> 01:04:12,472 I'm not a bad person. 882 01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:15,725 No, No, you're not a bad guy. 883 01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:17,769 No, you're not. 884 01:04:18,437 --> 01:04:19,938 D'you hear me? 885 01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:26,111 You're a good person. 886 01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:32,284 You really think so? 887 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,745 Yeah, I'm starting to. 888 01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:48,383 You know what I'm gonna do? 889 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:51,469 I'm gonna make it up to Charlie. 890 01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:56,141 And I'm gonna make it up to that sweet little circus geek in there. 891 01:04:59,186 --> 01:05:00,312 Hank? 892 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:03,398 Agent Boshane! 893 01:05:03,482 --> 01:05:05,074 Just got lucky, they were spotted leaving a health-food 894 01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:07,027 restaurant 100 miles south-east of here. 895 01:05:07,111 --> 01:05:09,154 - 15 minutes, tops. - Got it, got it. 896 01:05:16,495 --> 01:05:18,538 They got 150 cordoned off? 897 01:05:20,207 --> 01:05:21,583 Let's fly! 898 01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:44,189 Can you please tell him to stop this? 899 01:05:44,690 --> 01:05:46,224 Charlie, is that you? 900 01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:52,280 Hey, my nose. 901 01:05:53,699 --> 01:05:55,367 My nose is fixed. 902 01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:01,498 - Isn't that great? - How'd that happen? 903 01:06:01,832 --> 01:06:06,294 Well, erm! Hank wanted to do something nice for you, 904 01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:10,548 so he insisted that we go to a plastic surgeon. 905 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:14,344 What? Did you say plastic... Did you say plastic surgeon? 906 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:16,638 Oh, my God. 907 01:06:17,556 --> 01:06:19,057 What is this? 908 01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:21,434 What d'you... what... what is this? 909 01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:26,439 Hank thought that you kinda had a weak chin, so... 910 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:28,942 What? 911 01:06:30,194 --> 01:06:33,071 I like my chin. 912 01:06:33,864 --> 01:06:35,365 I like my chin. 913 01:06:35,449 --> 01:06:38,118 It's my chin! It's my chin! Mine! 914 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:39,869 How'd you pay for it? 915 01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:41,913 I loaned him the money. 916 01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:44,416 Who the hell are you? 917 01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:46,668 It's me. 918 01:06:47,294 --> 01:06:48,503 Milky. 919 01:06:53,634 --> 01:06:56,761 Who the hell is Milky and what is he doing here? 920 01:06:58,931 --> 01:07:02,851 Irene has a lot of people who would like to see her in an unmarked grave. 921 01:07:02,935 --> 01:07:05,603 I just don't think it's safe thing for you to hang around with us. 922 01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:09,607 Why not? You, Irene and Hank are my only friends. 923 01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:13,486 What about your family? I mean... aren't gonna miss you? 924 01:07:13,571 --> 01:07:15,280 My family's all... 925 01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:18,450 They're gone. 926 01:07:19,326 --> 01:07:20,618 Oh, jeez. 927 01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:32,137 Well, if we gonna be taking you with us, we can't be very well calling you Milky. 928 01:07:32,138 --> 01:07:33,040 What's your real name? 929 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:35,884 Casper. But my friends call me Whitey. 930 01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,137 OK. 931 01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:48,480 ♪ I can't find the time to tell you ♪ 932 01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:58,156 ♪ I can't find the time to tell you... ♪ 933 01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:00,492 Whoa! 934 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:03,244 ♪ So many things to say ♪ 935 01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:09,626 ♪ I could fit it in a book, fit it in a book of a thousand pages, yeah ♪ 936 01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:13,088 ♪ So many people say ♪ 937 01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:18,426 ♪ That I couldn't tell a lie, couldn't tell a lie in a thousand ages ♪ 938 01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:22,180 - Here you go Mr Murphy. I got your car all filled up. - Thank you, Joseph. 939 01:08:24,725 --> 01:08:27,560 Oh, yeah. 940 01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:32,941 Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch! 941 01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:39,155 You son of a...! I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna get you! 942 01:08:46,038 --> 01:08:50,667 ♪ I can't find the time to tell you ♪ 943 01:08:52,878 --> 01:08:55,839 ♪ I look at your pretty face ♪ 944 01:08:55,923 --> 01:08:58,716 ♪ And I fall in love with you, fall in love with you ♪ 945 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:02,971 ♪ Every time I see you there ♪ 946 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:08,393 ♪ They are flowing to the ground, flowing to the ground ♪ 947 01:09:08,477 --> 01:09:11,271 ♪ In a mist around you ♪ 948 01:09:12,731 --> 01:09:21,156 ♪ Baby, you're wrong ♪ 949 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,740 What's that on your shirt? 950 01:09:25,494 --> 01:09:27,120 I'm sorry. 951 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,748 That was good. 952 01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:34,043 Charlie, what the hell is that? 953 01:09:34,503 --> 01:09:38,089 - Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fall for that. - No, Charlie. 954 01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:40,216 Not me. 955 01:09:40,926 --> 01:09:42,594 Nice try though. 956 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,929 How dumb do l look? 957 01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:57,692 ♪ I can't find the time to tell you ♪ 958 01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:02,697 ♪ I can't find the time to tell you... ♪ 959 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:08,203 Hey, they only had two rooms: 19 and 20. 960 01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:10,413 So you guys will have to bunk up. 961 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:17,879 ♪ I can't find the time to tell you ♪ 962 01:10:23,427 --> 01:10:24,886 So, Whitey... 963 01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:28,765 What happened to your family? 964 01:10:28,849 --> 01:10:30,391 I killed them. 965 01:10:32,519 --> 01:10:33,978 Come again? 966 01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:38,566 When I was 15, I hacked them up with a hammer while they were sleeping. 967 01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:42,111 Ma, Dad, my bro and my sis. 968 01:10:45,115 --> 01:10:47,033 She was awake, my sis. 969 01:10:49,286 --> 01:10:50,828 Which I regret. 970 01:10:52,831 --> 01:10:54,749 Yeah, well... 971 01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:59,379 We all... have family stuff. 972 01:11:00,881 --> 01:11:04,676 That's what makes the holidays so hard. 973 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:08,054 I just got released last month on my 21st birthday. 974 01:11:09,139 --> 01:11:14,644 To tell you the truth, I really wasn't ready to leave, but they said I had to. 975 01:11:17,189 --> 01:11:18,940 That's a fucked-up law, huh? 976 01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:25,029 Well, I guess they... need the extra room for the real... 977 01:11:25,739 --> 01:11:27,031 Psychos. 978 01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:29,867 You know what I'm gonna go next door and try to make out with what's her face. 979 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:31,869 - Go for it. - All right! 980 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:33,788 - What? - Yeah. 981 01:11:33,872 --> 01:11:39,627 He just told me that he brutally murdered his entire family in their sleep! 982 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:43,548 - Oh, my God! - He was a juvenile. They just let him out. 983 01:11:45,384 --> 01:11:50,430 So, I was gonna ask if I could... 984 01:11:50,514 --> 01:11:51,889 Stay here. 985 01:11:53,058 --> 01:11:55,184 But I can sleep in the car. 986 01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:03,484 That's me and my whippersnappers. I'm Dorothy. 987 01:12:04,653 --> 01:12:06,279 Look at you! 988 01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:11,868 When did you take this? At Halloween? 989 01:12:11,952 --> 01:12:14,412 No. Just messing around the house. 990 01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:21,919 You seem like a really good dad, Charlie. 991 01:12:25,424 --> 01:12:26,799 I try to be. 992 01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:31,554 They're incredible kids. Oh, God. 993 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:36,184 So happy and funny. They never give me any grief. 994 01:12:37,644 --> 01:12:41,647 - They're the top three students in their class out of 211. - Golly! 995 01:12:41,732 --> 01:12:45,651 - I don't know where they get it from. - Well that's just good genes. 996 01:12:49,156 --> 01:12:54,035 You know, I don't think I... No, I don't think I carry even one picture any more. 997 01:12:54,828 --> 01:12:57,538 - Why not? - I don't know. 998 01:12:57,623 --> 01:13:02,460 I used to when I was younger. Pictures of friends and stuff like that. 999 01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:06,005 I guess they just got old and fell apart. 1000 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:10,676 Kind of like the friendships. 1001 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:14,555 That's too bad. 1002 01:13:20,145 --> 01:13:24,357 - Tell you what. Why not keep that one? - No, Charlie. That's yours. 1003 01:13:24,441 --> 01:13:28,236 Are you kidding? I have tons of them at home. No, I got a bunch. Come on. 1004 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:29,654 - You do? - Yeah. 1005 01:13:31,156 --> 01:13:32,281 OK. 1006 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:38,496 Thanks. 1007 01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:54,137 I'm dry. 1008 01:13:56,390 --> 01:14:00,393 You know, I'm gonna go get a soda. 1009 01:14:01,353 --> 01:14:04,814 - You want a soda? - Sure. OK. 1010 01:14:26,378 --> 01:14:29,755 I caught that, bozo. Not once but twice it burned ya. 1011 01:14:34,052 --> 01:14:36,304 Give it another kick. I think you gonna get it this time. 1012 01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:46,439 - I think I just had an epiphany! - What? 1013 01:14:47,232 --> 01:14:50,276 That I might be able to control this problem of mine. 1014 01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:52,028 How'd you learn that? 1015 01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:56,574 First the Coke machine robbed me right. And I'm fine with that. 1016 01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:59,660 But then some guy came up and laughed in my face. 1017 01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:02,663 - Oh, no. - No, no, but that's just it! 1018 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:06,667 See? Just when I was starting to feel those old familiar feelings, 1019 01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:11,380 I just took a deep breath, counted backwards from 10 and I said to the guy 1020 01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:15,009 "Excuse me, sir, but your laughter is not helping me right now." 1021 01:15:15,093 --> 01:15:18,179 And he said "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make fun." 1022 01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:21,265 And that was it! I helped him with his luggage. 1023 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,100 - Really? - Yes. 1024 01:15:23,185 --> 01:15:25,520 Well, that's great! 1025 01:15:25,604 --> 01:15:27,605 And you got the Cokes. 1026 01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:30,566 Just a little rap on the side of the machine and presto! 1027 01:15:31,652 --> 01:15:33,778 Maybe that's it though, you know? 1028 01:15:35,948 --> 01:15:40,993 - Look what I found in my bag. - Oh, no! Oh, boy. 1029 01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:43,204 What do you think? Do you? 1030 01:15:43,288 --> 01:15:47,542 Under the right circumstances, sure, I could tip a few, OK. 1031 01:15:48,752 --> 01:15:51,337 And these are the right circumstances. 1032 01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:53,756 There you go. 1033 01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:57,426 - ♪ Celebrate good times, come on ♪> - Oh, well. 1034 01:15:57,511 --> 01:15:59,512 Whoa, that must be mine! 1035 01:16:52,524 --> 01:16:54,108 Jesus! Oh, God. 1036 01:16:54,818 --> 01:16:56,736 Oh, my God! 1037 01:17:13,253 --> 01:17:14,545 Irene? 1038 01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:20,384 Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex? 1039 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:24,430 Well, seems old Hank had pulled a fast one. 1040 01:17:24,514 --> 01:17:29,769 And if that wasn't bad enough, there was more trouble right around the corner. 1041 01:17:33,148 --> 01:17:35,650 I want everybody to stay put and wait for my order. 1042 01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:40,237 - You mean you couldn't tell the difference between us? - Are you serious? 1043 01:17:41,865 --> 01:17:45,201 - Who the hell could? - A sober person... for one. 1044 01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:48,162 So we had some drinks. 1045 01:17:55,879 --> 01:17:58,055 Well, look who joined the party. 1046 01:18:00,634 --> 01:18:04,428 Did you have fun? "Ooh, yes, I did! Ooh, yes I did!" 1047 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:07,932 So I guess old Hanky-Panky wasn't enough for you, huh? 1048 01:18:09,309 --> 01:18:11,018 It wasn't for me. 1049 01:18:16,024 --> 01:18:18,484 - Are you sure this is the woman? - Absolutely. 1050 01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:23,197 When my boyfriend Scooter brought in the morning paper, I recognized her right away. 1051 01:18:25,075 --> 01:18:26,951 Thanks a lot. Scooter. 1052 01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:38,003 - Here they come. - Look, Starsky and Hutch, look man, how about man, this is the plan. 1053 01:18:38,088 --> 01:18:41,090 Let us talk to our dad so this ain't gotta be no big thing. 1054 01:18:41,174 --> 01:18:43,342 Thanks fellas, but this is the end of the line for you. 1055 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,220 Officer Stubie drive you back to the chopper. 1056 01:18:46,304 --> 01:18:49,181 What? You brung us all the way down for us to leave now? 1057 01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:53,728 - Man yeh, that don't make no motherfuckin' sense! - You guys have done all you can do. 1058 01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:55,896 This is strictly a police matter from here on end. 1059 01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:58,357 Wait. It may be a police matter to you, 1060 01:18:58,442 --> 01:19:01,193 but the police don't matter shit to me when it's my daddy in there! 1061 01:19:01,945 --> 01:19:05,906 I said you're gettin' the hell outta here. That's the end of it. 1062 01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:11,746 Guys, look, I'm sorry. I hate to admit it, but this time he's right. 1063 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:15,499 - You can't be here. It's a liability. - He's the fuckin' liability! 1064 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:19,420 Don't worry it. This is my investigation. I promise there will be no bloodshed. 1065 01:19:19,504 --> 01:19:20,921 I promise! 1066 01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,550 Come on, guys. Let's go. 1067 01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:31,015 You OK, Charlie? 1068 01:19:31,933 --> 01:19:33,851 Yeah. I'm just... 1069 01:19:34,895 --> 01:19:35,978 Freshening up! 1070 01:19:40,984 --> 01:19:43,110 How do you wanna handle it? 1071 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:48,616 I say we storm the place and start shooting. 1072 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:52,119 - What if he's unarmed? - Plant a gun on him afterwards. 1073 01:19:57,709 --> 01:19:59,835 Don't fuck it up this time. 1074 01:20:21,858 --> 01:20:23,376 Agent Boshane! 1075 01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:28,239 It's Stubie. He's got Baileygates and the girl. 1076 01:20:28,573 --> 01:20:29,740 What? 1077 01:20:34,746 --> 01:20:36,664 This is Boshane. What's going on? 1078 01:20:36,748 --> 01:20:40,334 I caught 'em out on 134 in a stolen vehicle. Baileygates and the girl, I got erm. 1079 01:20:40,418 --> 01:20:43,754 Officer Stubie, I don't want you to attempt to move them, you hear me. 1080 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:47,675 - Don't move them! We'll be right there. - Get in your cars. Come on! 1081 01:20:49,469 --> 01:20:53,806 We sure is sorry about this Officer, but our daddy always told us to trust our instinct, 1082 01:20:53,890 --> 01:20:57,268 and our instinct tellin' us somethin' don't smell right. Come on let's roll. 1083 01:20:57,352 --> 01:20:59,270 You guys are making a big mistake! 1084 01:21:00,188 --> 01:21:01,689 'Cause I promise you, when I find your old man, 1085 01:21:01,773 --> 01:21:04,191 I'm personally gonna fuck him up! 1086 01:21:08,488 --> 01:21:11,323 Why'd you go an' say somethin' like that for, huh? 1087 01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:12,483 Lee Harvey. 1088 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:15,661 - What's the diameter of a chicken egg? - 4.08cm. 1089 01:21:15,745 --> 01:21:19,081 - Nah, Nah, what's that in inches? - 1.61 man. What the fuck you gettin' at man? 1090 01:21:19,165 --> 01:21:22,418 I got 10 bucks say I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without breakin'. 1091 01:21:22,502 --> 01:21:25,713 You can't put no chicken egg up his ass. Look at him, He's a tightass! 1092 01:21:25,797 --> 01:21:28,048 - No, it can be done. - Yo, I'll take that bet. 1093 01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:30,050 - Right on. - Pull yo' ass out! 1094 01:21:38,935 --> 01:21:40,060 I'll tell you one thing. 1095 01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:42,938 If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. 1096 01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:44,940 What are we gonna do about Whitey? 1097 01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:47,401 Take a guess. We're going on without him. 1098 01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:48,819 Moody. 1099 01:21:49,487 --> 01:21:51,655 Yeh well, I didn't have the fun you had last night. 1100 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:54,867 Just the hangover and the swollen prostate. 1101 01:21:54,951 --> 01:21:59,413 - D'you have any cash left when we checked in? - Yes. $60, but it's Whitey's. 1102 01:21:59,497 --> 01:22:04,084 Yeah, well, bad things happen to people who kill their family with a hammer. 1103 01:22:09,507 --> 01:22:12,134 - I'm payin' under protest. - Come on It was close enough. 1104 01:22:12,218 --> 01:22:14,178 Yeah, whatever. 1105 01:22:16,389 --> 01:22:17,431 Shit. 1106 01:22:17,515 --> 01:22:20,517 Give me the police scanner, so we can find out what the fuck's goin' on! 1107 01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:22,978 Anybody know how to fly this damn thing? 1108 01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:26,440 Motherfucker, it can't be that hard, it's just lift versus drag and rotation! 1109 01:22:26,524 --> 01:22:30,359 - Yeah, get your head out your ass! - It ain't that. This manual's in German, you asshole. 1110 01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:35,282 - Motherfucker, you speak German don't you! - Motherfucker, I can speak it. I didn't say I could read it! 1111 01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:37,401 You's a motherfuckin' disgrace! 1112 01:22:47,045 --> 01:22:49,129 Well then get this motherfucker off the ground! 1113 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,840 All right! Oh, shit! 1114 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:11,068 Jesus! 1115 01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:18,200 Would somebody get this goddamn chicken out of my ass, please? Oh! 1116 01:23:31,631 --> 01:23:36,427 Everybody, stay back. We'll do this alone. I'll take 19, you take 20. Stay back! 1117 01:23:44,936 --> 01:23:46,854 Goddamn it! 1118 01:23:49,441 --> 01:23:52,568 Sons of bitches, I'll show 'em. Sons of bitches. 1119 01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:57,865 - I need a gun and lots of ammo. - Sorry. 1120 01:23:57,949 --> 01:24:00,159 72-hour wait. Federal law. 1121 01:24:00,243 --> 01:24:04,121 - How far am I from Rhode Island? - Four or five hours. 1122 01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:07,875 Got a map of New England, if you want. $1.95. 1123 01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:12,713 - Here's a five. Keep the change. - Thanks. 1124 01:24:23,975 --> 01:24:26,310 - Hello. - Finneran, it's Charlie. 1125 01:24:26,394 --> 01:24:29,605 Charlie, you are in deep shit. Where the hell are you? 1126 01:24:29,689 --> 01:24:32,066 Listen, you gotta get a message to the colonel for me. 1127 01:24:32,317 --> 01:24:35,569 But no one outside the department can know about this alright, OK? 1128 01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:37,488 'Cause this is deep. 1129 01:24:37,655 --> 01:24:41,158 4.30, South county train station. Bring plenty of backup. You got it. 1130 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:44,745 Don't worry. Nobody outside the department will hear about this. 1131 01:24:44,829 --> 01:24:46,747 Watch yourself, buddy, OK. 1132 01:24:49,584 --> 01:24:51,293 4.30, huh? 1133 01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:54,838 Thanks for notitying us, Officer. No, you've been a really big help. 1134 01:24:55,673 --> 01:24:57,800 - You stay close. - Yes, sir. 1135 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,469 Excuse me. 1136 01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:05,140 - Where's Dickie? - He's waiting for us in Boston. 1137 01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:08,352 I think it's time our rich boy got his hands dirty. 1138 01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:12,314 Tell me. 1139 01:25:12,690 --> 01:25:14,024 How was... 1140 01:25:14,567 --> 01:25:16,068 Mr. Wonderful? 1141 01:25:16,653 --> 01:25:20,989 This is getting really ridiculous, Charlie, so just let it go. 1142 01:25:22,033 --> 01:25:25,536 I turn my back for one minute and you stick it up my ass! Literally! 1143 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:28,872 For your information, you stuck it in your own ass! 1144 01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:35,546 Don't turn this around on me, OK? You're the one who can't keep your legs closed. 1145 01:25:44,305 --> 01:25:48,267 - Why are you doing this? - Because I... like you. 1146 01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:55,065 What? 1147 01:25:58,444 --> 01:26:00,049 I like you. 1148 01:26:11,044 --> 01:26:12,749 I like you. 1149 01:26:14,043 --> 01:26:16,253 Well, you shouldn't, Charlie. 1150 01:26:17,297 --> 01:26:19,006 I'm just a ditz. 1151 01:26:20,717 --> 01:26:24,219 A ditz? What are you talking about? You're 27 years old. 1152 01:26:24,304 --> 01:26:27,306 You're the superintendent of a major golf resort. 1153 01:26:28,266 --> 01:26:33,270 Yeah, well, I kind of fudged my résumé a little bit to get that job. 1154 01:26:34,939 --> 01:26:40,110 Look, I don't know the first thing about running a golf course, Charlie. I'm a model. 1155 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:44,865 I moved to New York, but none of it worked out, 1156 01:26:44,949 --> 01:26:47,659 so then I tried to be an actress and... 1157 01:26:48,661 --> 01:26:52,331 I got this eating disorder where I gained, like, 20lb. 1158 01:26:52,624 --> 01:26:54,499 - That's not that bad. - In a week. 1159 01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:59,129 So I kind of lost my self-respect. 1160 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:03,550 Before you know it, I had 70-year-old guys trying to support me 1161 01:27:03,635 --> 01:27:06,553 and I really didn't like who I was becoming. 1162 01:27:10,058 --> 01:27:13,602 God, I have made so many mistakes. 1163 01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:16,855 Irene... 1164 01:27:19,442 --> 01:27:23,111 You didn't know what Dickie was up to. Did you? 1165 01:27:24,489 --> 01:27:27,157 I may be a ditz, but I'm not a crook. 1166 01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:43,131 ♪ When we met, light was set ♪ 1167 01:27:43,216 --> 01:27:44,925 ♪ Thoughts free flow ♪ 1168 01:27:45,009 --> 01:27:48,303 ♪ You said you've got something ♪ 1169 01:27:49,097 --> 01:27:51,181 ♪ Deep inside of you ♪ 1170 01:27:51,849 --> 01:27:54,768 ♪ A wind-chime voice sounds ♪ 1171 01:27:54,852 --> 01:27:58,021 ♪ Sway of your hips 'round rings true ♪ 1172 01:27:58,189 --> 01:27:59,773 My ass is really sore. 1173 01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:02,693 ♪ It goes deep inside of you ♪ 1174 01:28:12,870 --> 01:28:13,954 Wow! 1175 01:28:16,582 --> 01:28:19,084 I never get tired of hearing that. 1176 01:28:35,601 --> 01:28:36,685 Hey. 1177 01:28:37,854 --> 01:28:41,064 I'm lookin' for my friends. A pretty blonde and a guy with a buzz cut. 1178 01:28:41,232 --> 01:28:43,233 - Cabin E. - Thanks a lot. 1179 01:28:55,079 --> 01:28:56,955 Don't make a sound. 1180 01:28:57,081 --> 01:29:00,292 I don't know anything, and that's exactly what I told the police, I swear. 1181 01:29:00,376 --> 01:29:04,713 Shut up, Irene! You just listen to me. Maybe we can work something out. 1182 01:29:08,092 --> 01:29:11,428 Time to face the music, Mozart. And one, and two, and... 1183 01:29:32,784 --> 01:29:35,494 Warden, I want my own cell. 1184 01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:38,455 Oh, great. You again. 1185 01:29:40,958 --> 01:29:45,712 - What tree did this sap ooze out of? - It's Dickie! He's the guy who got me into all this crap! 1186 01:29:45,797 --> 01:29:47,381 - Oh, your golf buddy. - Yeah. 1187 01:29:47,757 --> 01:29:50,258 - I hope he doesn't mind if I play through. - Knock it off Hank! 1188 01:29:50,343 --> 01:29:53,136 - OK, turn around. I'll play the back nine. - Stop it! 1189 01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:56,181 Come on. He couldn't have chewed up the greens that badly. 1190 01:29:56,265 --> 01:29:57,557 Get away from me! 1191 01:29:57,642 --> 01:30:02,354 He hasn't played the course in a long time, OK. It was Charlie who was putting. 1192 01:30:03,106 --> 01:30:04,523 - Charlie? - Yeah that's right. 1193 01:30:04,607 --> 01:30:07,943 He might not be long on the tee, but he's got a good up-and-down game. 1194 01:30:08,027 --> 01:30:10,737 What the hell that's suppo... Can we speak English for a second here? 1195 01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:15,117 I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! OK? You tricked me! 1196 01:30:15,201 --> 01:30:19,579 That's right, I did trick you. It was deceitful, disgusting and despicable. 1197 01:30:19,664 --> 01:30:22,499 But just this once, try to look at it from my side. 1198 01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:24,042 I was horny. 1199 01:30:24,460 --> 01:30:26,002 Oh, God! 1200 01:30:26,087 --> 01:30:28,088 You are such an asshole! 1201 01:30:28,172 --> 01:30:30,715 Come on. Don't be mad, my little pussy fart. 1202 01:30:34,762 --> 01:30:36,888 I warned you about that, buddy! 1203 01:30:37,348 --> 01:30:39,307 Warned me about what? 1204 01:30:41,227 --> 01:30:43,437 Charlie? 1205 01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:47,190 Providence, Rhode Island. Ten-minute stop. 1206 01:30:48,609 --> 01:30:49,651 Did you... 1207 01:30:49,735 --> 01:30:51,278 - What? - What's going on here? 1208 01:30:51,362 --> 01:30:53,697 - Hank was coming on to me again. - Hank! 1209 01:30:54,991 --> 01:30:57,367 Damn it. I am so sick of that guy! 1210 01:30:58,327 --> 01:31:02,038 OK, Hank, come out here. Let's settle this the old-fashioned way. Come on! 1211 01:31:02,498 --> 01:31:05,375 I may not be tough, but damn it, I can get good and mad! 1212 01:31:06,169 --> 01:31:08,086 Stop it, man. You're scaring me. 1213 01:31:09,005 --> 01:31:11,506 - What's the matter? - Let's go before he wakes up. 1214 01:31:11,591 --> 01:31:14,718 I'm not through with you, buster. I'm not through with you! 1215 01:31:22,226 --> 01:31:25,353 What's the matter, Hank? Afraid to pick on someone your own size? 1216 01:31:28,065 --> 01:31:30,942 Are you OK? What happened? 1217 01:31:31,194 --> 01:31:32,611 That was dirty. 1218 01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:34,863 All right. Come on. 1219 01:31:35,072 --> 01:31:36,990 Where are you? Where are you? 1220 01:31:37,366 --> 01:31:39,326 Here I am. 1221 01:31:39,410 --> 01:31:41,036 You bastard! 1222 01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:46,374 Stop it, you're gonna kill him! 1223 01:31:48,085 --> 01:31:51,922 You're choking me! You're choking me! 1224 01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:54,257 Charlie, don't break it. 1225 01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:57,052 Get on your knees and beg me. Up yours. 1226 01:32:04,352 --> 01:32:07,020 On your feet. We're gonna have fun. 1227 01:32:07,313 --> 01:32:08,772 Irene! 1228 01:32:13,110 --> 01:32:17,113 Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie Baileygates. Wanna see my weasel? 1229 01:32:21,911 --> 01:32:25,455 Free hot dogs here. All you can eat. Get your foot-long and a bag of nuts. 1230 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:29,793 No! Don't listen to him! It's not me! It's Hank! 1231 01:32:29,877 --> 01:32:31,294 It's Hank! 1232 01:32:34,465 --> 01:32:38,134 Come back here, Hank! I'm not through with you! 1233 01:32:45,768 --> 01:32:48,144 Had enough? Up yours. 1234 01:32:52,817 --> 01:32:54,442 Stop it, you two! Stop it. 1235 01:32:58,990 --> 01:33:03,243 - It's Gerke! Come on! - Alright Hank, truce? For now, fucker. 1236 01:33:09,834 --> 01:33:12,252 Watch out! He's got a gun! 1237 01:33:12,712 --> 01:33:15,589 I'll follow the girl. You get Baileygates! 1238 01:33:21,596 --> 01:33:24,764 Police officer! Everybody down! Get down! 1239 01:33:32,773 --> 01:33:34,024 Get outta the way! 1240 01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:41,531 Hank, we're shot! Come on you pussy, it's just a flesh wound. Look. 1241 01:33:52,209 --> 01:33:56,963 Look, there's keys in that car. No, I can't go on. 1242 01:33:58,382 --> 01:34:00,592 I think... 1243 01:34:01,427 --> 01:34:04,137 I think I'm gonna faint. 1244 01:34:11,646 --> 01:34:15,023 Do you mean to say I've gotta carry your sorry ass? 1245 01:34:16,233 --> 01:34:17,567 All right. 1246 01:34:18,527 --> 01:34:21,071 Come on, Rip Van Wussy. 1247 01:34:24,617 --> 01:34:26,368 Jesus, you're heavy. 1248 01:34:31,540 --> 01:34:33,583 Now get in there! 1249 01:34:42,093 --> 01:34:43,635 And we're gone. 1250 01:34:47,598 --> 01:34:49,432 Oh, Shit! Don't worry about him. 1251 01:34:53,270 --> 01:34:58,441 Hank, what have you done?! Oh, my God! Don't you just love it? 1252 01:35:17,837 --> 01:35:20,046 You are a sick pup. 1253 01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:22,382 Yeah, well, takes one to know one. 1254 01:35:22,466 --> 01:35:24,384 What are you doing? Hank? 1255 01:35:26,137 --> 01:35:27,721 Ever been bitch-slapped? 1256 01:35:28,431 --> 01:35:31,224 I'm gonna kill you, Hank! I swear to God! 1257 01:35:33,018 --> 01:35:35,854 Arrivederci, deadwood. No! 1258 01:36:23,319 --> 01:36:27,781 What the hell you still doin' here? You can't just throw me away Hank, we're in this together. 1259 01:36:34,914 --> 01:36:36,498 Pritchard. 1260 01:36:36,665 --> 01:36:39,918 Cover the other end. I want Charlie arrested on sight. 1261 01:37:14,662 --> 01:37:17,372 Hey, Irene. You just keep walking. 1262 01:37:28,801 --> 01:37:29,968 Irene! 1263 01:37:36,642 --> 01:37:38,685 Hold it Baileygates, you're coming with me. 1264 01:37:38,769 --> 01:37:40,436 - Not now, Finneran. - Yes, now! 1265 01:37:43,566 --> 01:37:46,526 That was me. Yeah, big deal, the guy's got glass jaw. 1266 01:37:46,610 --> 01:37:49,279 - Shut up, Hank! You know... You're so... - Hank! 1267 01:37:50,114 --> 01:37:53,157 - Hank! - Hey! Let her go! 1268 01:37:53,450 --> 01:37:56,119 She asked for me, asshole. Big deal! 1269 01:38:00,916 --> 01:38:03,459 Dickie, you know I don't know anything! 1270 01:38:03,544 --> 01:38:05,461 Shut up, Irene. It's too late. 1271 01:38:13,304 --> 01:38:18,224 Hank! 1272 01:38:18,642 --> 01:38:20,435 - No way. - Come on. 1273 01:38:30,905 --> 01:38:35,283 Oh, no. Water. Yeah. She's pretty muched screwed. Come on I'll buy you a beer. 1274 01:38:35,534 --> 01:38:37,535 No! We're doin' this! 1275 01:38:40,205 --> 01:38:41,372 Hank! 1276 01:38:42,249 --> 01:38:45,627 Hank! What are you doing? Give me the leg! 1277 01:38:46,670 --> 01:38:48,379 Hank, hurry! 1278 01:38:49,590 --> 01:38:51,591 This is my body! 1279 01:38:51,675 --> 01:38:54,010 Do you understand that? 1280 01:38:54,219 --> 01:38:55,845 I'm calling the shots from now on, Hank! 1281 01:38:56,096 --> 01:38:58,222 I don't need you to fight my battles for me! 1282 01:38:58,307 --> 01:39:02,018 If you can back down from something this important, you're nothing at all! 1283 01:39:02,394 --> 01:39:04,979 You're nothing at all! 1284 01:39:09,860 --> 01:39:11,486 I got my leg back. 1285 01:39:11,654 --> 01:39:14,113 Oh, no. Hank! 1286 01:39:14,281 --> 01:39:16,032 I'm coming, Irene! 1287 01:39:20,204 --> 01:39:23,456 - Hank! - It's OK, Irene. 1288 01:39:25,376 --> 01:39:27,043 Hank's gone. 1289 01:39:27,628 --> 01:39:29,837 - It's me, Charlie. - Charlie? 1290 01:39:30,881 --> 01:39:32,840 Maybe you should go back and get help. 1291 01:39:32,925 --> 01:39:35,051 No, I can handle it. 1292 01:39:37,471 --> 01:39:40,223 I'm warning you, pal. You're gonna get hurt. 1293 01:39:41,475 --> 01:39:43,601 Be careful, Charlie! 1294 01:39:44,186 --> 01:39:47,939 - Just do what he says, Charlie! - Back off, Back off! Just turn around! Now! 1295 01:39:48,023 --> 01:39:50,400 Take it easy, Dickie. Take it easy. 1296 01:39:52,069 --> 01:39:53,945 There's nowhere to go. 1297 01:39:54,530 --> 01:39:56,447 Come on, Dickie. 1298 01:39:56,824 --> 01:39:58,866 Give me the gun. Come on. 1299 01:40:01,245 --> 01:40:03,329 Come on. That's it. 1300 01:40:04,915 --> 01:40:06,457 Nice and easy. 1301 01:40:17,344 --> 01:40:18,845 Where's my thumb? 1302 01:40:18,929 --> 01:40:21,305 That's kidnapping and assault! You know that dont't you. 1303 01:40:21,598 --> 01:40:23,558 - Why stop there? - No! 1304 01:40:24,601 --> 01:40:25,935 Oh, God! 1305 01:40:28,105 --> 01:40:29,605 Whitey! 1306 01:40:29,773 --> 01:40:31,482 Rock'n'roll! 1307 01:40:38,824 --> 01:40:40,074 Irene! 1308 01:41:15,736 --> 01:41:18,529 - Irene! - What? 1309 01:41:18,906 --> 01:41:20,656 Oh, my God! 1310 01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:32,835 Keep goin'. Bring it down, Bring it down. 1311 01:41:33,796 --> 01:41:35,922 We're comin', Daddy! We're comin', man! 1312 01:41:36,048 --> 01:41:38,049 It's my kids! 1313 01:41:42,679 --> 01:41:46,182 Hang on, Daddy! Grab a hold of that motherfucker, man! 1314 01:42:09,248 --> 01:42:11,666 So, how's my thumb lookin', Doc? 1315 01:42:12,084 --> 01:42:14,418 I'll let you know when I find it. 1316 01:42:14,753 --> 01:42:20,550 Irene, Charlie, this is Agent Steve Parfitt, FBI. 1317 01:42:20,634 --> 01:42:22,718 You must be real proud of these maniacs. 1318 01:42:23,804 --> 01:42:24,971 Oh, I am. 1319 01:42:27,349 --> 01:42:29,809 Yeah, you know we're proud of this motherfucker too. 1320 01:42:31,353 --> 01:42:33,855 It's good to see you're safe, Dad. I tell you that, Yeh. 1321 01:42:33,939 --> 01:42:35,273 The colonel informed them 1322 01:42:35,357 --> 01:42:38,192 that all the guilty parties had been apprehended. 1323 01:42:38,277 --> 01:42:40,778 Gerke was arraigned at a Providence hospital, 1324 01:42:41,071 --> 01:42:45,241 and Agent Boshane had been arrested at the train station in New London. 1325 01:42:45,659 --> 01:42:49,162 But Charlie Baileygates had other things on his mind. 1326 01:42:49,663 --> 01:42:52,331 - Charlie, nicely done. - Thanks, Sea Bass. 1327 01:42:53,876 --> 01:42:56,669 Hey, Whitey. Listen, I just wanted to tell you 1328 01:42:56,753 --> 01:42:58,671 that I really appreciate everything you did for me. 1329 01:42:58,755 --> 01:43:00,256 I owe you a huge one. 1330 01:43:02,634 --> 01:43:05,469 And I'm truly sorry that you had to kill again. 1331 01:43:05,554 --> 01:43:09,849 - Must be messing with your head. - I never killed anyone before. 1332 01:43:09,933 --> 01:43:13,311 - What? - You're a schizo who's wanted for murder, 1333 01:43:13,395 --> 01:43:14,520 and you're laying in bed next to me 1334 01:43:14,605 --> 01:43:17,565 gabbing like a 16-year-old girl on the telephone. 1335 01:43:17,774 --> 01:43:19,734 You freaked me out, man. 1336 01:43:20,110 --> 01:43:23,279 But what about your family? How did they die? 1337 01:43:23,947 --> 01:43:25,531 I never said they were dead. 1338 01:43:26,408 --> 01:43:27,867 I said they were gone. 1339 01:43:28,452 --> 01:43:30,786 They moved to Phoenix, the bastards. 1340 01:43:30,996 --> 01:43:33,664 Look at me. I wouldn't last two minutes on the desert. 1341 01:43:35,083 --> 01:43:37,126 Hey, your bandage is wet. 1342 01:43:37,628 --> 01:43:40,213 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's time to come off. 1343 01:43:41,340 --> 01:43:43,966 I'm surprised it's held on this long. 1344 01:43:44,593 --> 01:43:46,469 Hey, that's not so bad. 1345 01:43:47,512 --> 01:43:49,805 Hey, Daddy, we just wanted to say that you... 1346 01:43:50,474 --> 01:43:52,099 Holy shit! 1347 01:43:52,476 --> 01:43:54,685 Look, Daddy got a God damn butthole on his face. 1348 01:43:55,479 --> 01:43:58,022 Oh, boy. Here we go. 1349 01:43:58,774 --> 01:44:01,734 He sure is a Spartacus-lookin' motherfucker. 1350 01:44:01,818 --> 01:44:06,197 Hey, Daddy, now you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same damn time! 1351 01:44:13,372 --> 01:44:15,414 You know what I'm saying? 1352 01:44:23,840 --> 01:44:25,383 - So... - So... 1353 01:44:26,677 --> 01:44:31,264 - How'd your meeting with the shrink go? - Oh, wonderful. 1354 01:44:31,348 --> 01:44:33,557 Clean bill of health. Just another well-rounded individual. 1355 01:44:34,601 --> 01:44:38,271 That's great, Charlie. I'm really happy for you. 1356 01:44:38,355 --> 01:44:39,689 Thank you. 1357 01:44:40,440 --> 01:44:41,857 Well... 1358 01:44:42,693 --> 01:44:44,277 I hope if you're ever, 1359 01:44:44,820 --> 01:44:47,029 you know, around here, you'll... 1360 01:44:49,825 --> 01:44:51,450 Come and visit us. 1361 01:44:52,202 --> 01:44:53,369 Yeah. 1362 01:44:54,079 --> 01:44:57,498 - Little Rhodie. - Biggest little state in the union. 1363 01:45:07,050 --> 01:45:09,802 - Let me get that for you. - Thanks. 1364 01:45:13,140 --> 01:45:15,224 - Hey, Irene? - Yeah? 1365 01:45:17,394 --> 01:45:20,271 Maybe I could come visit you sometime soon. 1366 01:45:22,065 --> 01:45:23,357 Promise? 1367 01:45:25,652 --> 01:45:27,028 You bet. 1368 01:45:30,115 --> 01:45:33,909 And that's the word of a Rhode Island State Trooper, ma'am. 1369 01:46:00,354 --> 01:46:05,983 ♪ I found you sittin' on a suitcase cryin' ♪ 1370 01:46:07,611 --> 01:46:14,367 ♪ Beneath my feet I feel the rumble of a subway train, yeah ♪ 1371 01:46:15,619 --> 01:46:22,166 ♪ I laugh out loud 'cause it's the one thing I hadn't been tryin', yeah ♪ 1372 01:46:23,794 --> 01:46:25,544 ♪ The train came in breathless ♪ 1373 01:46:25,629 --> 01:46:27,171 ♪ The passengers restless ♪ 1374 01:46:27,255 --> 01:46:30,716 ♪ She said "Baby, you'll never change " ♪ 1375 01:46:30,801 --> 01:46:32,718 ♪ You gotta get goin' ♪ 1376 01:46:32,803 --> 01:46:34,678 ♪ You gotta keep goin' ♪ 1377 01:46:35,305 --> 01:46:38,641 ♪ Hey, the world ain't slowin' down... ♪ 1378 01:46:39,476 --> 01:46:41,268 You gotta be kidding. 1379 01:46:44,606 --> 01:46:46,399 Hold it right there. 1380 01:46:52,447 --> 01:46:55,199 Miss Waters? Yes! I'd like you to step out of the car please. 1381 01:46:55,325 --> 01:46:57,201 What did I not do now? 1382 01:46:57,369 --> 01:47:00,371 - We've reason to believe this is stolen vehicle. - What? 1383 01:47:00,497 --> 01:47:03,791 No, no, I rent... I rented this car! 1384 01:47:04,084 --> 01:47:06,710 Would you step out of the car, please? 1385 01:47:08,505 --> 01:47:09,672 Great. 1386 01:47:11,967 --> 01:47:15,010 Front of the car, please. Hands on the hood. 1387 01:47:15,679 --> 01:47:16,971 Spread your legs. 1388 01:47:17,222 --> 01:47:20,224 - That's great. - Thank you. Following procedure, ma'am. 1389 01:47:22,269 --> 01:47:24,270 Oh, you guys! 1390 01:47:24,521 --> 01:47:28,941 You guys are beautiful! Look, why don't we skip the trial, get right to it? 1391 01:47:29,025 --> 01:47:31,485 You can lock me up and keep me here forever! 1392 01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:35,364 That's what I had planned. 1393 01:47:36,867 --> 01:47:38,117 Look. 1394 01:47:39,411 --> 01:47:43,998 - I hope her little skinny ass is reading this. - Man, I'm pretty sure she's lookin', man. 1395 01:47:49,713 --> 01:47:51,505 Oh, Charlie. 1396 01:48:13,236 --> 01:48:15,654 It's gonna be raining wine and roses tonight. 1397 01:48:15,739 --> 01:48:18,532 I'll tell you one thing, It's gonna be rainin' my motherfuckin' cookies 1398 01:48:18,617 --> 01:48:22,161 if this motherfucker don't stop this turbulence shit! Come on man! 1399 01:48:22,245 --> 01:48:25,664 Well, that's Charlie's story, and I'm sticking to it. 1400 01:48:25,916 --> 01:48:29,752 They all moved in together and lived as one big happy family. 1401 01:48:30,212 --> 01:48:34,924 Charlie and Irene, the guys, even that nice albino fella, Whitey. 1402 01:48:35,592 --> 01:48:39,136 And I'm happy to report Charlie got promoted to lieutenant 1403 01:48:39,429 --> 01:48:45,643 in the greatest law enforcement agency in the land: the Rhode Island State Police. 1404 01:48:45,894 --> 01:48:49,313 Yeah, it was a regular slice of Americana. 1405 01:48:49,481 --> 01:48:53,317 Y'all come back now! Thanks for watching our motherfuckin' movie! 1406 01:48:56,947 --> 01:48:59,114 ♪ You gotta keep goin' ♪ 1407 01:48:59,366 --> 01:49:02,618 ♪ Hey, the world ain't slowin' down ♪ 1408 01:49:02,953 --> 01:49:04,370 ♪ For no one ♪ 1409 01:49:04,454 --> 01:49:07,790 ♪ It's a carnival callin' out to you ♪ 1410 01:49:07,874 --> 01:49:11,043 ♪ It's callin' out to you ♪ 1411 01:49:11,127 --> 01:49:12,711 ♪ It sounds like a song ♪ 1412 01:49:13,129 --> 01:49:14,838 ♪ It hits you like scripture ♪ 1413 01:49:15,131 --> 01:49:20,052 ♪ You paint the picture with colours squeezed from your hand ♪ 1414 01:49:20,220 --> 01:49:28,310 ♪ Weren't you the kid who just climbed on the merry-go... ♪ 1415 01:49:28,395 --> 01:49:32,982 ♪ Weren't you the kid who just climbed on the merry-go-round? ♪ 1416 01:49:33,316 --> 01:49:37,820 ♪ Hey, look, the world ain't slowin' down ♪ 1417 01:49:39,781 --> 01:49:41,740 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1418 01:49:42,367 --> 01:49:46,287 ♪ The world ain't slowin' down ♪ 1419 01:49:47,789 --> 01:49:49,331 ♪ Hey, hey♪ 1420 01:49:50,875 --> 01:49:58,257 ♪ It's a big blue world ♪ 1421 01:49:58,341 --> 01:50:05,306 ♪ We're ridin' on a big blue world ♪ 1422 01:50:49,225 --> 01:50:52,770 ♪ In the mornin' you go gunnin' ♪ 1423 01:50:53,063 --> 01:50:56,649 ♪ For the man who stole your water ♪ 1424 01:50:56,775 --> 01:51:00,486 ♪ Then you fire till he's done in ♪ 1425 01:51:00,779 --> 01:51:04,365 ♪ But they catch you at the border ♪ 1426 01:51:04,741 --> 01:51:08,285 ♪ And the mourners are all singin' ♪ 1427 01:51:08,578 --> 01:51:12,289 ♪ As they drag you by your feet ♪ 1428 01:51:12,415 --> 01:51:15,876 ♪ But the hangman isn't hangin' ♪ 1429 01:51:16,294 --> 01:51:19,963 ♪ And they put you on the street ♪ 1430 01:51:20,382 --> 01:51:22,800 ♪ You go back, Jack ♪ 1431 01:51:22,884 --> 01:51:24,760 ♪ Do it again ♪ 1432 01:51:25,261 --> 01:51:28,013 ♪ Wheels turnin' round and round ♪ 1433 01:51:28,098 --> 01:51:30,432 ♪ You go back, Jack ♪ 1434 01:51:30,725 --> 01:51:34,353 ♪ Do it again ♪ 1435 01:51:40,694 --> 01:51:42,403 ♪ When you know you're no high climber ♪ 1436 01:51:42,487 --> 01:51:44,113 ♪ And you find out your only friend ♪ 1437 01:51:44,698 --> 01:51:46,031 ♪ In a room with a two-timer ♪ 1438 01:51:46,533 --> 01:51:47,991 ♪ And you're sure you're near the end ♪ 1439 01:51:48,410 --> 01:51:49,868 ♪ Then you love a little wild one ♪ 1440 01:51:50,078 --> 01:51:51,870 ♪ You bring to her a smile and then I saw one ♪ 1441 01:51:52,247 --> 01:51:53,747 ♪ All the time that you know you're smilin' ♪ 1442 01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:58,460 ♪ Your black cards can make you money ♪ 1443 01:51:58,670 --> 01:52:02,381 ♪ So you hide them when you're able ♪ 1444 01:52:02,632 --> 01:52:06,218 ♪ In the land of milk and honey ♪ 1445 01:52:06,469 --> 01:52:10,347 ♪ You must put them on the table ♪ 1446 01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:13,100 ♪ You go back, Jack ♪ 1447 01:52:13,184 --> 01:52:14,977 ♪ Do it again ♪ 1448 01:52:15,562 --> 01:52:18,230 ♪ Wheels turnin' round and round ♪ 1449 01:52:18,314 --> 01:52:20,774 ♪ You go back, Jack ♪ 1450 01:52:20,942 --> 01:52:24,862 ♪ Do it again ♪ 1451 01:53:20,752 --> 01:53:22,920 ♪ Hope unknown ♪ 1452 01:53:23,171 --> 01:53:25,589 ♪ Sometimes just waking is surreal ♪ 1453 01:53:25,757 --> 01:53:28,467 ♪ I walk right through the nameless ones ♪ 1454 01:53:28,885 --> 01:53:31,887 ♪ I know that hope's unknown ♪ 1455 01:53:32,347 --> 01:53:34,515 ♪ Sometimes the water feels so real ♪ 1456 01:53:34,891 --> 01:53:37,142 ♪ As I walk through, it fills my lungs ♪ 1457 01:53:37,227 --> 01:53:39,102 ♪ My God, I'm drowning ♪ 1458 01:53:39,187 --> 01:53:43,607 ♪ This day never seems to end, this pain never ♪ 1459 01:53:43,691 --> 01:53:45,609 ♪ This day never seems to ♪ 1460 01:53:45,860 --> 01:53:48,946 ♪ This rage I cannot let go ♪ 1461 01:53:49,030 --> 01:53:51,198 ♪ I hear them calling ♪ 1462 01:53:51,282 --> 01:53:53,492 ♪ I feel them gnawing ♪ 1463 01:53:54,828 --> 01:53:57,871 ♪ Holes through flawless souls ♪ 1464 01:53:57,956 --> 01:53:59,998 ♪ I hear them calling ♪ 1465 01:54:00,083 --> 01:54:02,251 ♪ I feel them gnawing ♪ 1466 01:54:03,711 --> 01:54:07,214 ♪ Holes through flawless souls ♪ 1467 01:54:15,014 --> 01:54:17,266 ♪ So alone ♪ 1468 01:54:17,809 --> 01:54:19,643 ♪ Sometimes I swear that I can hear ♪ 1469 01:54:20,103 --> 01:54:22,855 ♪ The taunting of the voiceless ones ♪ 1470 01:54:23,231 --> 01:54:26,024 ♪ I fear that I alone ♪ 1471 01:54:26,693 --> 01:54:28,986 ♪ Fear those who finally ceased to feel ♪ 1472 01:54:29,237 --> 01:54:31,530 ♪ That they're alone inside this place ♪ 1473 01:54:31,614 --> 01:54:33,699 ♪ I am the misplaced ♪ 1474 01:54:33,783 --> 01:54:37,786 ♪ This day never seems to end, this pain never ♪ 1475 01:54:37,954 --> 01:54:40,122 ♪ This day never seems to ♪ 1476 01:54:40,206 --> 01:54:43,375 ♪ This rage I cannot let go ♪ 1477 01:54:43,459 --> 01:54:45,544 ♪ I hear them calling ♪ 1478 01:54:45,628 --> 01:54:48,213 ♪ I feel them gnawing ♪ 1479 01:54:49,299 --> 01:54:51,884 ♪ Holes through flawless souls ♪ 1480 01:54:52,468 --> 01:54:54,636 ♪ I hear them calling ♪ 1481 01:54:54,804 --> 01:54:56,597 ♪ I feel them gnawing ♪ 1482 01:54:58,308 --> 01:55:02,060 ♪ Holes through flawless souls ♪ 1483 01:55:04,522 --> 01:55:06,148 ♪ Now every face looks familiar ♪ 1484 01:55:06,232 --> 01:55:08,233 ♪ Then every face melts away till now ♪ 1485 01:55:08,401 --> 01:55:11,486 ♪ Everyone, do you know I know your deception? ♪ 1486 01:55:11,571 --> 01:55:13,322 ♪ Now every face looks familiar ♪ 1487 01:55:13,489 --> 01:55:15,741 ♪ Then every face melts away till now ♪ 1488 01:55:15,825 --> 01:55:19,828 ♪ Everyone, do you know I know your deception? ♪ 1489 01:55:23,374 --> 01:55:25,626 ♪ I hear them calling ♪ 1490 01:55:25,710 --> 01:55:27,794 ♪ I feel them gnawing ♪ 1491 01:55:29,172 --> 01:55:32,132 ♪ Holes through flawless souls ♪ 1492 01:55:32,216 --> 01:55:34,259 ♪ I hear them calling ♪ 1493 01:55:34,594 --> 01:55:37,846 ♪ I feel them gnawing ♪ 1494 01:55:38,181 --> 01:55:41,224 ♪ Holes through flawless souls ♪ 1495 01:55:41,392 --> 01:55:43,518 ♪ I hear them calling ♪ 1496 01:55:43,603 --> 01:55:46,855 ♪ I feel them gnawing ♪ 1497 01:55:47,190 --> 01:55:52,861 ♪ Holes through flawless souls ♪ 1498 01:55:55,365 --> 01:55:58,867 OK, everybody, the water temperature is 63°. 1499 01:55:59,035 --> 01:56:02,204 Pop's thumb should be OK if we find it within the next six hours. 1500 01:56:02,288 --> 01:56:04,623 - Sure about that? - Do the math, motherfucker. 1501 01:56:04,707 --> 01:56:06,792 - Damn! - Jeez. 1502 01:56:15,885 --> 01:56:18,512 - Fellas, I think I found it! - What? 1503 01:56:25,061 --> 01:56:27,646 - False alarm. - Oh, damn, Whitey! 1504 01:56:27,700 --> 01:56:35,000 Di@122948