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‐ What do you think?
Donate or sell?
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‐ Hm. Spin for me.
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Sell.
Hi!
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‐ Oh! We're in here!
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I get such a high selling consignment.
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I love The RealReal.
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Alright. Donate, sell, burn.
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‐ Gotta love a Madison Maxwell
mandatory friend activity.
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‐ Did we wanna do this today?
Who knows? Did we have a choice?
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Absolutely not.
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‐ Oh, come on! This is good for us!
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I mean, we're almost 30.
Would love to go
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but one entire day
without being reminded of that.
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‐ Our styles should start reflecting
whichever new direction
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we want to go in in our lives.
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That, and I just bought a bunch
of new shit I need to make room for.
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‐ Madison, you're replacing a peach blazer
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with a peach blazer?
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‐ This is cantaloupe.
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‐ Hi.
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You miss me already? I was in your car,
like, four seconds ago.
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Not that I don't already miss you
because I do, obviously.
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‐ Of course, I miss you,
but I just realized
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that you left your charger in my car.
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Do you need it?
‐ Um, no. That's okay.
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I can get it later.
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Plus, I still have your hoodie,
so maybe we can...
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do a trade.
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‐ You are in possession
of every sweatshirt that I own!
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You better not give that one away
in your clothes purge.
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Iz, is that you?
‐ Uh, yeah! Coming!
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LIAM :
I should let you go.
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I've only worn this once.
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‐ Were you attacked by a bear?
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‐ I'm getting rid of some of
my sexier "going out" clothes.
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With Liv and Bruno these days,
the only clubs in my life
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are the Mickey Mouse variety.
Hm,
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and how does that make you feel?
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‐ Like I hate that therapist voice.
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‐ Alright, what about you, Jules?
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‐ Okay...
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‐ Damn.
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Are you gonna have anything left?
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‐ Celeste gave me a trunkful
of designer stuff that's,
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uh, probably worth more
than my actual car.
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‐ Wow, so you're just gonna get rid of all
your clothes and replace it with hers?
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‐ I mean, her stuff
is much nicer than mine.
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And with all her divorce drama going on,
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I have to step in
for her for a while,
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but not in her shoes.
Her feet are insanely small.
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‐ Okay, speaking of shoes,
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donate or sell? What do you guys think?
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‐ Mm, I think you should put
an Amber alert out on Madison
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because it looks like
you're kidnapping her.
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Mm...
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‐ I just‐‐ I definitely will not
give away this hoodie.
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Don't worry.
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Besides, I'll need it, um,
if we're still going to Big Bear
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next weekend with your college friends.
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You mentioned it, um,
but I wasn't sure if you...
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changed your mind or whatever.
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Oh yeah. Shit.
My friend Ryan's kind of an idiot,
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and he booked the wrong AirBnB,
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so now there might not be enough room
for everybody to bring their plus ones.
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‐ Got it. Uh, totally. Um,
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yeah, I‐I just‐‐
I figured something was up.
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LIAM :
Nothing's up.
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We just might have
to rain check meeting everyone.
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It's no big deal, right?
‐ No, of course.
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Of course, no big deal. No Big Bear.
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No big anything.
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Okay, bye.
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It's finally happening.
Liam is breaking up with me.
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‐ Oh shit.
‐ What's going on?
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‐ So, a few weeks ago,
he mentioned this Big Bear trip that him
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and all his college friends take
with their significant others every year.
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And then, just now,
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he got really weird about it,
and he's claiming
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there's "not enough space"
for me to go with.
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‐ Well, why wouldn't
there be enough space?
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‐ Because his friend
"booked the wrong AirBnB," allegedly.
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‐ Okay, you're doing a lot of air quotes
on things that may not need air quotes.
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What if that's just really what happened?
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‐ It's not, okay?
Just trust me. I can feel it.
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I've just known that since we've been
together, this was gonna happen, right?
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'Cause, like, everyone can see
that he's way out of my league,
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and it was only a matter of time
before he realized it, too,
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and that he's ashamed of me, and that‐‐
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‐ Izzy, please take a breath.
You're starting to spiral.
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Come on! We have to go now!
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Holy shit! Oh my god.
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Van! Van!
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‐ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Why are you driving towards it?
No, no, no!
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‐ It's your anxiety spiral!
We have to get closer,
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so we can study it,
figure out what this is really about.
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You're spinning out of control!
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‐ I feel like he doesn't love me!
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‐ Izzy, you have to get a grip.
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‐ It looks like we have
an F‐4 level anxiety spiral
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with insecurity winds
clocking at 200 miles per hour!
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‐ Sometimes when he texts me "lol,"
I can tell he's not really loling!
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‐ Does there seem
to be any truth to Izzy's fear
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that Liam does not think
she is good enough for him?
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‐ There's no evidence here for that.
It sounds like Liam's friend
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really did just book the wrong AirBnB.
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‐ See, Iz? Everything is fine.
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‐ Oh my god, he texted me.
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He wants me to sleep over.
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But what if it's
because he "wants to talk"?
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We cannot do this again!
‐ Enough with the air quotes!
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Okay, now that Izzy is calm,
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mandatory friend time is over.
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I have a work thing.
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‐ Ooh, the lovely Lotus Dragon Bebe?
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‐ I have other clients, Jules.
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Okay, well maybe I don't,
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but this could possibly be one.
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Uh, it's this restaurant called
Toscano Al Fresco.
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They need help with their opening.
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‐ Okay, I am saving
this little number from the pile
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for one last hoorah.
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Bruno's with his dad
this weekend, so it's on.
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‐ Mazel tov on the upcoming sex.
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‐ Yeah.
Ooh, Izzy,
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we should get going, too.
We are Woöm ambassadors
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at the LA Women's Wellness Summit.
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‐ The what?
‐ The Wellness Summit
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is basically the Super Bowl
of our industry,
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and this year,
Jules is running the whole thing.
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She's our quarterback. Go Jules!
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‐ Should we get dinner after?
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‐ Now that Wes and I are over,
I texted Fender.
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‐ Okay, I personally have always rooted
for hot guitar guy from the beginning.
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‐ Well, we were finally supposed
to hang out, but his friend is in town,
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so maybe not. I'll keep you posted.
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‐ Okay, get. Come on.
Bye!
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Ooh! Fancy!
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‐ Free makeup?
‐ Wow, stunning.
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‐ Didn't know you could have
an entire wellness company
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built around turmeric, but I will
say their branding is gorgeous.
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‐ Turmeric is my sixth favorite spice,
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after Posh, Scary,
Sporty, Baby, and Ginger.
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‐ Uh, someone is in our spot,
and I don't like their vibe.
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Alison...
‐ Good to see you again, ladies.
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‐ Oh shit.
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‐ So crazy running into you guys.
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‐ Agreed. So crazy running into you
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at the booth that was
technically assigned to us.
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‐ Wait, you guys know her?
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‐ Yes. This is our former
colleague Alison B,
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who left to start her
own extremely similar
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to Woöm lifestyle brand. And this is...
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‐ My brand director, Alison J.
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My co‐founder Alison S. has an investor
meeting for our series B funding, so...
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‐ Okay, that's so many letters.
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‐ Thank you! Hi.
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‐ Um, seems like you had a little mix‐up
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with the booth locations here.
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Um, this is our space.
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‐ Ooh...
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‐ Would absolutely love to accommodate
you there but, unfortunately,
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this booth is the only one within reach
of the outlet for our sign.
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‐ Almost as if
extension cords were invented
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for this very reason.
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Q:
Okay, wait, sorry.
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Your name is Alison,
your brand name is Alison,
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and her name is Alison, too?
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‐ It's not. I've played
this game before. Trust me.
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‐ No, it's my middle name.
I can show you my driver's license.
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I don't go by my first name anymore.
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‐ Why? Was it because you wanted
to work for this cult company?
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‐ No, because my first name is...
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It's Karen.
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Yeah. It's Karen Alison Johnson, so...
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‐ Okay, well that's a fair pivot.
No further questions.
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‐ Look, Celeste asked me
to represent her here today,
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and this is the booth she wanted,
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so we're gonna have to figure out
a solution that works for everyone.
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‐ Absolutely. I totally, totally agree.
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‐ Are we right by the trash?
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This area has... an odor.
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‐ It's like... old fish.
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‐ Uh, excuse me!
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Hi! Uh, do you know
where Toscano Al Fresco is?
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‐ : Oh, Toscano Al Fresco?
It's just right there.
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‐ Uh, where?
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‐ Uh, the table right there.
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‐ The restaurant is just a table?
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Outside? That's the whole thing?
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‐ Yeah. For shoppers who are,
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you know, craving
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a Tuscan‐inspired
outdoor dining experience.
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‐ With authentic Tuscan‐inspired
views of the Lululemon?
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I mean, where's the kitchen?
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‐ Oh, the closest kitchen space is
on the other side of the Nordstrom.
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‐ Wait, trying to process.
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What genius thought
a waiter carrying chicken parm
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through a shoe department
was gonna scream "elevated dining"?
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‐ This genius.
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‐ You own the restaurant.
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‐ Um...
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‐ Oh! You own the whole...
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‐ I own three luxury shopping centers.
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And please, don't forget
to validate on your way out.
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We really screw people on parking here.
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‐ Wow, this, uh,
really changes my press pitch.
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‐ Well, if you need time to regroup
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and you wanna have a coffee with me,
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I know a pretty stupid
outdoor table we could sit at.
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‐ Oh...
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God, Celeste is gonna kill me!
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Or worse, be very disappointed.
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‐ Okay, you need to go
over there and demand
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some Alison R‐E‐S‐P‐E‐C‐T.
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‐ So, what should we do, Jules?
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I mean, Celeste would probably
want you to be the one to decide,
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since you are the one that
she specifically left in charge.
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‐ I'm not going back over there
to fight with Alison B.
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We are gonna do what Celeste would do.
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‐ Threaten to get lawyers involved?
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‐ No. What she would do after that.
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Be the best freaking booth here.
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Because we can.
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We're Woöm.
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We can do this together!
Put your hands in.
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‐ Just, you know...
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Be good!
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‐ Sex playlist one, sex playlist three...
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Sex playlist 17.
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Boom.
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JULES:
Beauty is not about what's on you.
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It's about what's within you.
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And that's why Woöm is not about products.
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As our founder Celeste Oslow says,
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it's about finding the tools
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to be your most authentic self.
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‐ Jules, the oldest living
mean girl is coming for you.
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‐ Oh, I got this.
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‐ Wow, Jules. Nice work.
You really brought the girls to the yard.
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Has Woöm started making cloning serum?
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‐ Ahem, what are you talking about?
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‐ I'm just saying... That outfit,
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that pitch?
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You're like a Celeste Mini‐Me.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ I would know. I used to be one.
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‐ Celeste and I are very different people.
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She's just mentoring me.
Mm.
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Take it from someone who left
Woöm and found actual authenticity.
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
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I mean, look at her.
She's totally authentic.
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‐ Um, ahem, Iz, watch the booth.
I need some air.
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IZZY:
Yeah. Sure.
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‐ God. She treats you like an employee.
255
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I‐I'm just so glad Alison
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would never do that to me.
‐ I could never.
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‐ I know you couldn't.
‐ Love you.
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I love you more.
‐ She loves me.
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‐ How are you really, Iz? Things better
on the personal front, I hope.
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I think a saw a fun new
boyfriend post recently.
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‐ Yeah...
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For now. I‐I think he might be...
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trying to break up with me.
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‐ You need to stop getting
treated like less than.
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‐ Yeah. It does not sound
like he values you at all.
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Not unlike your current employers.
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‐ Bye, Alison. I mean Izzy. Sorry.
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Sorry.
‐ Sounds good on you though.
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‐ Curious?
‐ Um, should I be?
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‐ I think so.
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It's a pop‐up installation
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created by a meditation app and CAMLA.
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‐ Kamala... Harris?
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The vice president?
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I guess she seems like she meditates.
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‐ Yeah, she does,
actually, but CAMLA as in
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the Contemporary Art Museum
of Los Angeles.
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Yeah, I work at that CAMLA.
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‐ I‐I've been there.
Um, it's very contemporary,
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and full of art.
Yeah.
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Oh, uh, the brochure is for after.
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‐ Okay. And what is this exactly?
283
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‐ It's, uh, it's different for everybody.
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Try it.
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‐ I feel like I just had a...
religious experience!
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Spiritual, virtual?
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‐ I like to think of it as a drug trip,
but without the drugs.
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It‐it's all done with digital projection.
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Here. I could break it down for you,
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but you're on a high,
and I don't wanna ruin it.
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00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:21,255
‐ Oh, no, no, no! Not at all!
I‐I'm a tech nerd at heart.
292
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I came up in web design.
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Seriously, I feel like
I create worlds in my head
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all the time.
It's actually kind of a problem.
295
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But, this is, uh, real!
296
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‐ Yeah.
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I have a feeling that you should...
298
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you should explore this.
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This is my card.
Listen, the museum
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is always looking to expand
our immersive design team.
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‐ I feel like I need to go in again.
‐ Oh, yes. You should.
302
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,031
‐ Okay!
303
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,495
‐ You've been planning
our sex night all day long.
304
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I'm getting more scared than excited.
305
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:58,125
‐ Okay, we have watched Moana
for the past three weekends in a row.
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We need this.
307
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,087
So, I made us a little sex to‐do list.
308
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,133
I guess you could say Wharton
made me a little more Type‐A.
309
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,843
‐ You spend too much time with Madison.
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‐ And that.
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00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:11,096
‐ Hm... Okay.
312
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Mm...
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00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,976
Number seven's for me?
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‐ Number seven's for you.
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‐ Okay! I'm in on the list. Good work.
316
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:20,898
Ooh...
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00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,567
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Okay, number four. I see you.
318
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,361
Trying to tenderize me?
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00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,779
Ooh!
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00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,781
This feels expensive. I like that.
321
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,450
‐ Whoa! What's that?
‐ Wha‐‐ Oh, whoa!
322
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,202
‐ Oh!
‐ Bruno, wh‐where's Daddy?
323
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,037
‐ He said he had to go to work right now,
324
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,206
and he was really mad.
325
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,417
‐ Not as mad as Mommy's gonna be
if he doesn't come back soon, right?
326
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,212
‐ I wanna watch Moana!
327
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,263
‐ I can't keep Celeste's clothes.
328
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,307
They're going to The RealReal
and getting sold,
329
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,059
and we can use the money to...
330
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,853
cure world hunger or buy
a superyacht or something.
331
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,355
‐ Oh! I vote for superyacht.
332
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:03,774
Wait, where's Fender?
333
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,192
‐ He's with his friend!
334
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:09,488
I'm sorry for the dramatic entrance,
but today was just awful.
335
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,407
And also amazing. I ran into Alison B...
336
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:13,825
‐ Wow.
‐ ...who basically told me
337
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,410
I'm a sad Celeste knockoff.
338
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,746
‐ Wow!
‐ But, it was actually kind of
339
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,122
the wakeup call I needed.
340
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,251
And then, I met this
ridiculously chic art woman
341
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,836
who showed me my maybe dream job
342
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,255
that I didn't really know
until existed today!
343
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:29,883
I'm so amped!
‐ Wow, you are amped!
344
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,344
‐ I'm amped.
‐ Well, I'm amped, too.
345
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,096
I met a handsome billionaire.
‐ What?
346
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,765
‐ Yeah, I couldn't get a word in! Look!
347
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,352
‐ Madison...
‐ Wait, you don't think he's hot?
348
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,896
‐ Wow. He looks like Colin's twin brother.
349
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,232
‐ What? No, he doesn't!
350
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,150
Does he? Cousin, maybe.
351
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,362
‐ What you said this morning about
making space for what comes next?
352
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,906
You can't just replace
peach blazers with peach blazers,
353
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,075
and you can't replace millionaire Colin
354
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,869
with billionaire Colin 2.0
355
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,788
any more than I can walk around
in Celeste's hand‐me‐downs
356
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,374
instead of figuring out
what I really want.
357
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,544
‐ Did you, like, actualize today?
358
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,212
‐ Actually, I might have!
359
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,631
Get dressed. No blazer.
360
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,841
‐ Wait, what's happening?
361
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,509
‐ I'm texting Fender.
362
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,220
Is your friend in town single?
363
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,639
If yes, send pic.
364
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,808
‐ Oh, you can't be serious.
365
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,185
‐ No more Colin and Celeste.
366
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:23,061
Old us is going in a trash bag,
367
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,938
and we are making space for something new.
368
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,607
We're going on a double date!
369
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,318
‐ What happened in that room?
370
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,533
‐ Hello! Hi! We're here. We're doing it.
371
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,368
‐ Oh, it's all happening?
372
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,204
‐ Uh, Madison, you remember Fender.
373
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,164
‐ Fender, present. Jules, accounted for.
374
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,041
And Madison, this is Max. Max, Madison.
375
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,084
Madison, Max.
376
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,962
Well, now that that's all cleared up,
shall we head home?
377
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,842
‐ Eh, I don't know. I‐I think we should
do it. I think it'll be fun.
378
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:56,428
‐ Let's do it. We'll, uh, get us a table.
379
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,930
Come on.
380
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,478
‐ So...
‐ Alright, fine. He's very hot.
381
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:07,356
So hot that I'm gonna forgive the fact
that he's an unmarried non‐billionaire.
382
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,733
‐ So, we're doing this?
383
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,151
‐ We're double dating.
384
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,278
‐ Oh, um, I am a little
worried about Izzy.
385
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,780
I texted her, but she didn't text me back.
386
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,406
‐ She'll be okay.
She already spiraled today.
387
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,242
The double spiral is very rare.
388
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,413
‐ Liam? I know why you're
wanting me to sleep over tonight!
389
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,375
Babe?
‐ Liam?
390
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,876
‐ I'll be out in a minute!
391
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:31,380
‐ Yeah, out to break up with me.
392
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,590
Are you talking?
I'm mid‐Saaqq hair mask,
393
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,426
and it's getting in my eyes. Hang on.
394
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,679
‐ Like I haven't already been hanging on.
395
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,515
I'm hanging on by a thread
in this relationship!
396
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:43,767
I can't hear you with the water on.
397
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,978
‐ I'm sick of being treated
like I'm less than.
398
00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:48,480
Iz, come on,
I gotta get this shit off me.
399
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,357
What's this all about?
400
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,276
‐ I know that you lied about Big Bear
401
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,986
because you don't want me to come.
402
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,155
LIAM:
Uh, do you see my laptop?
403
00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,491
‐ What?
404
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,743
I booked us our own
cabin right down the street,
405
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,580
so that we could have more room,
but still be right by everybody.
406
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:08,125
‐ Oh...
407
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,752
Um, okay. You can...
408
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,589
finish rinsing out your hair mask.
Thanks...
409
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:19,720
‐ So, we're in Istanbul for a show,
and Max is super fucking high.
410
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,472
‐ I wasn't that high.
411
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,099
‐ I feel like you were probably that high.
412
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:27,102
Okay, we're in an Uber
for about 20 minutes.
413
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,645
We slow down into a turn.
414
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,398
This guy jumps out of
the moving vehicle...
415
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,359
‐ What!? Why would you
jump out of a moving car?
416
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,652
‐ This is what I'm telling you guys.
417
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:39,198
I'm an international
man of mystery. I'm...
418
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,658
James Bond.
‐ Ooh...
419
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,826
LIAM:
He was so high,
420
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,829
he forgot why we were in the Uber,
panicked,
421
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,539
and thought we had been kidnapped.
422
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:54,171
Uh, well, we could
have another round here,
423
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:57,216
or we could go back to
my place and have a drink.
424
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,809
‐ In a fascinating display,
Jules and Madison
425
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,395
have been put on the spot
by their male suitors.
426
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,856
They have no opportunity to sidebar,
427
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,984
but because of their inherent fluency
with each other's feelings,
428
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:19,404
these two friends can
communicate wordlessly.
429
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,074
For today's linguistics lesson,
I will be presenting
430
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:23,951
a step‐by‐step translation
431
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:25,786
to one of herstory's oldest
432
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,871
and most complex languages:
433
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:31,083
Best Friend Eye Contact American English.
434
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,293
Native speakers can communicate long,
435
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,380
complicated messages using subtle glances,
436
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:39,258
imperceptible to the male eye.
437
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:44,012
Madison thinks that Max is superhot.
438
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:48,058
Okay, well, she would absolutely love
439
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,811
to jump his bones at some point, but...
440
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,063
tonight is not the night.
441
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:57,776
Oh. And this steely gaze right here means
442
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:00,112
that what she is about
to say is very important.
443
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,114
She finds Fender attractive
444
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:04,408
and would like to see where things can go.
445
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,660
But, there it is.
446
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,621
The 20‐degree head tilt.
447
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:11,373
Jules would actually prefer
448
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:14,042
a one‐on‐one bestie hang with just Madison
449
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,752
for the rest of the night.
450
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:20,174
This is stuck. It's...
451
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,843
No one's gonna...?
It's fine, I'm just gonna‐‐
452
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:30,309
‐ So, what's the verdict?
453
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:32,895
‐ I think we're gonna...
‐ Call it a night.
454
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,481
I just have to run to
the ladies room before we go.
455
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,318
‐ Maybe I'll come, too, in case we...
456
00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:40,569
make out a little?
457
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,571
‐ Yeah. Yeah.
458
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,657
‐ Okay.
459
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:48,869
Wow, just a couple of wild
and crazy kids, those two.
460
00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:51,997
‐ I know. Completely out of control.
461
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,248
Um...
462
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,709
Just because I'm not coming over,
463
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,211
doesn't mean I didn't have a great time.
464
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,713
‐ You don't have to explain.
‐ I know,
465
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:03,133
but I just did have a time that was great.
466
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:06,720
And I would wanna come over
at a time that's not now.
467
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,016
I just got out of a thing, and I...
468
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:13,435
I tend to move slow.
‐ Mm.
469
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:16,396
Slow‐moving cars are
the easiest to jump out of.
470
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,691
‐ I'm not jumping out.
471
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,444
‐ Good.
472
00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:34,665
‐ Please don't come out.
473
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:37,501
LIAM:
Uh, what's going on?
474
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:39,169
‐ Um, I'm really humiliated,
475
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:42,089
and I‐I can't face you.
‐ Are you serious?
476
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:44,007
‐ Yes.
‐ It's...
477
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,384
very steamy in here.
478
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:47,845
Are you going to keep me hostage
in my own bathroom?
479
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:49,596
‐ Do you even want to be with me?
480
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,973
‐ What kind of question is that?
481
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,350
Iz, I've never thought
about breaking up with you,
482
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:55,352
and you ask me all the time.
483
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:58,146
Is that what you want?
484
00:23:58,647 --> 00:24:01,817
Iz, please.
Let me out so we can talk about this.
485
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:06,530
‐ I'm afraid if I have to face you, I'm
not gonna be able to get the words out.
486
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:08,031
‐ Get what words out?
487
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,077
‐ When I'm with you, I feel...
488
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:16,415
sick.
‐ You're freaking me out here, Iz.
489
00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:20,961
‐ Okay, you know how
people describe being in love
490
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,963
as like having butterflies? Well,
491
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:25,465
I don't have butterflies. I have, like,
492
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,717
bats.
493
00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:30,179
And I feel terrified of messing
things up and panicked.
494
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:32,431
So panicked about what
people are thinking,
495
00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:34,600
and just, like,
496
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,852
completely unworthy of being with you.
497
00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:41,440
And actually, I'm feeling like that
about a lot of things lately.
498
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,942
‐ But, I don't feel‐‐
I mean, it's...
499
00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:46,403
How do I fix that?
500
00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:49,489
‐ I don't think it...
501
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,659
I don't think it's yours to fix.
502
00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:57,706
‐ So, you do wanna break up then?
503
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,173
‐ Yeah.
504
00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:11,303
I'm really sorry.
505
00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:14,431
LIAM:
Izzy!
506
00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:49,049
‐ I'm so glad you made me come tonight.
507
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,593
‐ Well, I'm glad to confirm that
cognac and Java Chip ice cream
508
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:54,596
may be a combination
to rival sex with cool rock stars.
509
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:59,268
‐ The boys telling their stories about
traveling and adventures got me thinking.
510
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:03,313
About Greece.
‐ Ah, yes, the elusive Greece.
511
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:06,525
‐ Look, I think we should stop
talking about it and really plan it.
512
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:09,361
Look, I know we're both focused on work,
513
00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:11,905
but if there's anyone worth
making space in our schedules for...
514
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,532
‐ It's me and you.
515
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:20,080
‐ I turned in all our old stuff
and bought us each a treat.
516
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,540
‐ Scones?
517
00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:23,208
‐ No.
518
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,460
Dresses for Greece.
519
00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:33,385
Ooh!
520
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,304
‐ This feels right.
521
00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:36,930
‐ Yeah, it does.
522
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:39,433
I was gonna say "to the maxi,"
but I knew you'd get mad.
523
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:44,188
Ooh!
524
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:46,023
BOTH:
Oh!
525
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:49,776
‐ Okay, can we stop spinning now?
526
00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:54,406
‐ Thank you.
I'm so excited.
527
00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:57,201
‐ Dress fight!
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