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JULES:
I'm being latte‐shamed.
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The uncaffeinated masses are
staring at me. Should we move?
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‐ What? No!
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Why would you feel guilty for having
your shit together and getting here early?
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But seriously, Jules, today is the start
of a new chapter for both of us.
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You are the right‐hand woman at Woöm,
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and I'm starting my own PR company,
of which I am CEO and founder.
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‐ Personally, I think
you were born for this.
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You came out of utero
in a teeny‐tiny power blazer.
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‐ We are about to have a fucking moment.
‐ I know.
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I have decided to care.
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‐ I am tearing up.
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‐ I'm gonna work hard at this right‐hand
woman thing and see where it takes me,
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even if it takes me to the very top.
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‐ I am full‐on crying.
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‐ Um‐‐
‐ Inside. And you know what?
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I am not even upset that
you are being mentored
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by the ex‐wife of the man
who broke my heart,
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crushed it to pieces,
and threw it in a fire.
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Alright. I gotta get to my meeting.
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My first potential client is a TikTok star
who wants to be the next Chalamet.
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And I've got the PowerPoint path to
the next peach‐eating star right here.
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‐ Well, tick‐tock. You better get there
before he turns 20 and he's old news.
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‐ Aw. You've got the face of an angel
and the jokes of an uncool dad.
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‐ Love you.
‐ Love you.
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‐ Ooh!
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‐ Ugh.
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Oof!
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Asshole!
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IZZY:
Jules, you're, like, a big deal now.
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I mean, with the Alisons gone, we're
basically the senior girls around here,
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so the newbies are gonna be
looking at us to set the tone.
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Jules, this is Sky,
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our associate director of branding,
and this is Q
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on our editorial team.
‐ Hi, it's nice to meet you.
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‐ So, Sky,
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Q, here's the deal.
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And I'm sure I speak for both
Jules and me when I say this...
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‐ I'm less sure of that.
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‐ It is really important to us that
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even though we're kind of a big deal,
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you guys feel comfortable
around here, right?
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Because I know, when you're new,
it can be really tempting
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to try to fit in or create
a fake name, you know?
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‐ Did she just say fake name?
‐ I kind of black out
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when that one's talking.
Basically,
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just know that you guys
don't have to feel intimidated by us.
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‐ Oh, I feel that not at all.
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Like... at all, so...
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‐ Good morning, all.
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Jules, next to me.
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‐ Oh. Uh, yeah.
As you all know,
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it is summer,
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which means that it is time
for the Woöm Beauty Guide.
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And the Beauty Guide
is the hallmark of the year.
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Like the Oscars when they were relevant.
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Every year,
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we break the guide down into
categories based on a theme.
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And this year's theme is Going Deep:
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an exploration of the human body
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and all the things that are wrong with it.
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We will break down the guide
with beauty products by body parts.
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Eyebrows, under eyes, nail beds...
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All the parts that have problems.
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Love her.
‐ Obsessed.
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‐ Jules, did you have any ideas?
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Remember, I want your input.
Um...
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I was thinking, in addition to
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body parts, it might be nice
to include a section on...
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inner beauty.
Oh.
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Someone recently sent me samples for
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a line of skin care products that you eat.
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It's like a moisturizing from within idea.
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‐ That's sort of what I meant except
actually very different from that.
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I was thinking more like a list
of things that make you feel good.
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Um, book recommendations,
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the best meditation app,
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organizations you can donate to and...
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get involved?
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‐ Interesting.
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I want you to put together
a one‐sheet for me on that.
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Oh, and Jules, you'll have to sample
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all the products that come in to
make sure they're up to Woöm standards.
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We have a glam team
coming in to help you with that.
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Back to the list.
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Thumbs.
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‐ This is the CA for all of VQBC's
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private COs internationally.
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They wanna see basis points
and ETFs for all 219.
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‐ So basically, they want
a P/E ratio for the blue chips
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in European and Asian markets.
‐ By tomorrow.
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That intern life.
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Sorry not sorry.
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‐ Got it.
Dude,
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I just dropped a load of work
on the new intern's desk.
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‐ That's the only load
you're gonna drop on her.
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‐ She kinda does look like that
stripper we met in Vegas, right?
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‐ She's hot.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ What's with the red suit?
It's like, yeah.
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All chicks are obsessed with AOC.
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We get it.
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STELLA:
Actually,
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it's more her taking‐no‐shit
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than the style‐inspo for me.
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But, thank you so much for noticing.
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Oh, and could you boys keep it down?
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Some of us are working. Sorry.
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Not sorry.
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‐ You think I'm panhandling? This top?
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It's from Zara!
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‐ You have never looked more flawless.
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Holy shit. This is incredible!
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‐ Really?
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Fine, I'll give you a one‐time post pass.
Hurry though.
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I could change my mind at any second.
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‐ Ugh, I wish I could.
I just can't post right now
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because of Rancoon.
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‐ What's that now?
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‐ He's the elephant that's
stuck in a ditch in Soweto.
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‐ How have you not seen this?
It's trending globally.
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Oh, do people her age not have phones?
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‐ Maybe.
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JULES:
Wow, this is serious public outcry.
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I do need this for my casket photo though.
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I'm still very confused about why
you can't post this very rare glory.
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‐ There's an unwritten rule that
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it's kind of a bad look
to post personal joy
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in the face of global tragedy.
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It's the same reason
I've been waiting forever
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to officially post me
and Liam as a couple.
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First, there was the pandemic,
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and then there was like
the social justice stuff,
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and the election, and now it's Rancoon.
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It's just, like,
really not the right time to show off.
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You get it.
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‐ So, how'd it go?
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Oh.
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A what?
‐ A robot!
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Yeah, it was awful.
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I pushed the meeting another hour,
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but I need to borrow your iPad,
so I can do my presentation.
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‐ Okay, I'll be right there.
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I have to go meet Madison.
She got hit by a robot.
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Her day is not awesome.
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Madison!
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Madison?
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‐ Jules!
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‐ I don't have insurance!
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Madison!
You look like you got hit by a bus!
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What's going on? What happened now?
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‐ Colin is engaged.
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‐ I am so sorry!
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Fuck him! And, honestly,
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pretty bad look to post your engagement
when Rancoon is lying in a ditch.
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MADISON:
Oh, thank you.
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Wait, I have to go.
I have to get to this meeting.
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‐ Um, maybe you should
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just call and postpone.
‐ No. I can't.
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Wait, why do you look so hot?
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‐ What? No!
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You're saying things. I'm regular.
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‐ Okay, thank you. Love you. Bye.
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‐ Love you...
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‐ Anything I can help you find today?
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‐ Does this say,
"I'm sorry your day has been awful,
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but I love you and believe
you can accomplish anything"?
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‐ It's a bamboo drawer organizer.
You're right.
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It's perfect.
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‐ Jules?
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‐ Wes? Uh, I...
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That's crazy. I didn't see you.
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‐ You were, uh, hiding behind
a stack of containers
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that are made outta clear plastic, so, uh,
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I saw you.
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‐ Wow, um, so, uh,
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it's been forever.
I know!
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You‐you‐you look great.
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Like‐‐ like, really great actually.
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‐ Thanks. Uh, I was just
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running some errands
before I go back to work.
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‐ What is it that you are, uh,
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in the business of containing today?
‐ Just a little,
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uh, pick‐me‐up gift for my friend Madison.
How about you?
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‐ Just some packing materials for Lucy,
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my‐‐
‐ Girlfriend!
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Right. That you've been dating!
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I‐I thought saw something
about that on the,
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mm, social media.
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‐ She's, uh, my ex‐girlfriend now.
Technically.
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‐ Oh really?! I mean, oh really?
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‐ Yeah. Broke up
a few weeks ago, but, uh‐‐
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She moved in with me during quarantine,
so it's been a bit...
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challenging, uh, and complicated, um...
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But, finally helping her
move out to a friend's house.
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‐ Mm. Well, ha,
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been there.
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I mean, not there,
but, like, a similar thing.
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‐ It's really wonderful
running into you. Uh,
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and the‐the timing is actually
kinda‐‐ kinda crazy?
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Uh, because I've been...
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wanting to reach out,
but also, like, you know,
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waiting, um, until,
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um, I‐I don't know.
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‐ Right. Well...
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Yeah.
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I mean...
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‐ Um...
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I'll text you. Soon.
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‐ Just do not look back.
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Stay this way. Look this way.
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That is very cool.
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‐ Hi! Anyone work here?
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‐ Who's asking?
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‐ Bill, did you catfish another woman?
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‐ Alright, listen.
Make a run for it, okay?
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He's not a 26‐year‐old
from Manhattan Beach.
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‐ Hm. I immediately like you.
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And not just 'cause
I hope you can get me a drink.
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‐ Go ahead. We're doing a...
fun self‐service thing.
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‐ Seriously?
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‐ Have at it.
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‐ Okay.
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This is the best thing
to happen to me all day.
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‐ Your bottle work says former bar‐back,
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but your outfit says...
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high‐powered attorney
with something to prove?
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‐ Hm.
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I actually have been a bartender before.
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A house sitter, a dog walker,
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and, one extremely dark summer,
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a children's party princess.
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‐ Fun.
‐ Yeah. Currently though,
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I am interning at a bank down the street.
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And as you can tell by
my well‐balanced lunch,
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I have never been happier.
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‐ Really? Worse than party princess?
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‐ It's a mix of toxic masculinity
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meets terminally boring.
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Like Wolf of Wall Street,
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but if instead of starring Leo,
it starred a...
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guy from an insurance commercial.
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‐ I don't know.
Have you seen Jake from State Farm?
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Man's got charisma for days.
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‐ I just actually got
a job that's impressive.
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You know, the kind of job
that everyone else wanted.
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That I thought I wanted.
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But, here I am.
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And here you are.
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At Frank... Ginatra's.
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‐ Yep. My dad.
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I got it because he died.
252
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,434
But, it's drowning in debt.
253
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,313
But don't worry 'cause I do have one offer
from some people that wanna buy it
254
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,106
and turn it into a...
255
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,775
dog nail salon
256
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,027
called Pupicures, so yay me.
257
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:03,158
‐ Mommy! Mommy!
I found a pill in the couch
258
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,869
in Grandpa's office!
‐ Ah.
259
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:09,206
Well, that could just be a number
of fun things, couldn't it? Tell you what.
260
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,875
Why don't you let me have that one...
‐ Who are you?
261
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,878
‐ Uh, Stella. Who are you?
262
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,630
‐ Bruno. I'm a dragon.
263
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,757
‐ Cool. I'm a Sagittarius.
264
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,886
‐ B, I'll tell you what.
Why don't you take my phone,
265
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,055
you can have some screen time
until we go home. Deal?
266
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,223
‐ Rawr!
‐ Rawr!
267
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,893
‐ You have a kid?
‐ Oh no.
268
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,270
I have a dragon.
269
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,108
‐ Thank you for that.
270
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,819
Better get going. Back to the bank.
271
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:39,820
‐ Just remember.
272
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,823
You've already dealt with drunks
and tiny divas before.
273
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,909
And this job sounds like it's the...
worst of both worlds.
274
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,788
‐ Thanks for the pep talk.
‐ Good luck.
275
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,253
Stop looking at me, Bill.
I'm not letting you behind the bar.
276
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,694
‐ Hello?
277
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,198
‐ First of all, there's a group
text that I'm not on? Hurtful.
278
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,699
‐ What? How?
279
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,328
You have my iPad.
‐ I have your iPad.
280
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,329
‐ Shit.
281
00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:32,080
MADISON :
Look, we are not canceling, Jules.
282
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,041
I'm feeling totally celebrational!
283
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,377
I just got out of the shower, and was
deciding how glam to go for our dinner.
284
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,670
You know,
285
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,048
I feel like it's a one‐shoulder top
kind of night.
286
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,592
‐ Wait, we have to get dressed up?
Maybe I should cancel.
287
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,093
‐ I'm hanging up. See you tonight.
288
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:57,314
‐ Is this a joke? Is everyone having
the greatest day ever except for me?
289
00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:00,234
‐ Should we just go back to yours and
order in? I mean, we don't have to stay.
290
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,819
‐ Honestly, the second girl
seemed more surprised
291
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,571
than happy. I give them a year.
292
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,865
‐ I'm fine!
Look, Jules can barely have coffee
293
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,784
in front of other people
without feeling guilty.
294
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,285
She deserves to celebrate her promotion
295
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,454
without feeling bad that I cried
during a client meeting today.
296
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,914
‐ Oh shit, you cried?
297
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,916
Like a single graceful tear or?
298
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,543
‐ More like a quiet sob, I'd say.
299
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,628
‐ Oh, incoming...
300
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:23,173
‐ Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. I was finishing
a pitch thing for Celeste.
301
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,008
‐ Oh shit! A pitch for what?
302
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,760
Look at you. That's so exciting.
303
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,679
‐ Oh. Just some random thing.
304
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,056
And she didn't say anything
when I gave it to her,
305
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,850
so she probably won't even use it.
306
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,726
So, how was, um, the meeting?
307
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,562
‐ So. Good. Great.
308
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:39,731
Very great good. Perfect.
So, so good.
309
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,692
‐ Oh. Great.
310
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:44,695
‐ So great! You know what? Be right back.
I am gonna go check on our drinks.
311
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,532
‐ Ha!
312
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,119
So, how is she actually doing?
313
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,538
‐ Full breakdown.
‐ Worse than Rancoon.
314
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,248
‐ I'd like to order a bottle of
champagne over to my table.
315
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,458
We're celebrating
my friend's promotion.
316
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,043
‐ God, this is what I was worried about.
317
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,379
I just don't wanna make anything worse.
Like, you can't tell her
318
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,132
I ran into Wes today,
and he's breaking up with his girlfriend.
319
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,509
‐ Wes is breaking up with his girlfriend?
320
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,887
You weren't gonna tell me?
321
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,514
‐ Well, what's to tell?
Th‐there's nothing to tell.
322
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,016
‐ Just tell.
323
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,644
‐ His ex‐girlfriend is moving out.
They broke up.
324
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,354
‐ Holy...
325
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,939
JULES:
And he said he's gonna text me.
326
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,153
‐ Wow.
I can't believe it.
327
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,823
You ran into Wes on
the same day you got promoted
328
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,367
and got a free makeover at work?
329
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,369
You're having a killer day!
330
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,330
‐ Yep!
331
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:41,460
‐ I am gonna just run to
the bathroom for some air.
332
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,296
I mean, to pee.
For some air while I pee.
333
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,551
Poor Madison...
334
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,353
‐ Jules' stock is through the roof today!
335
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,230
It's up 20,000%
336
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,607
from the truly rock bottom
337
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,567
depressed era of last spring.
338
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,820
Madison's self‐worth is plummeting!
339
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,698
It‐it's bottoming out!
She's worth pennies at this point!
340
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,450
‐ Okay, no, no, no! Don't panic!
341
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,745
Don't panic! Madison will be back.
Okay, she just had a bad day.
342
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,206
She is a blue chip. Trust me. I'm a blip!
343
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,041
I'll be back to negative
numbers in no time!
344
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,252
Just don't give up on her!
345
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:25,671
Seriously, she's my best friend!
346
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,674
I'll... I'll short myself!
I can fix this!
347
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:34,096
Ooh! Hi! Um, I know my best friend
ordered this, but send it back.
348
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,182
She's had a really bad day, and she
doesn't need to be reminded of my joy.
349
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,642
Look how good my hair looks.
350
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,478
I beg you, no champagne.
‐ Let go of the bottle!
351
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,648
‐ Oh!
352
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,734
‐ That was for them, you psychopath.
353
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:51,029
MADISON:
A third couple?
354
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,699
What was there,
an article about this place?
355
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,451
‐ Now, these two are gonna make it.
356
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,704
‐ Check! Please! Please...
357
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,584
STELLA:
I'm sorry your day is shit, Madison.
358
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,335
But I promise you, this is a place
where we can drink
359
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,713
where no one will be
celebrating anything good.
360
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:11,425
‐ Yes, I feel confident nothing good
has ever happened here.
361
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,803
‐ So, you told people
I'm giving away free booze,
362
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,346
or you just miss me?
363
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:19,808
‐ I hear you have a couch full of pills,
and we're looking to have a weird night.
364
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:20,851
Guys, this is Liv.
365
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,686
Liv, these are three women
366
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,855
in desperate need of some alcohol.
367
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,316
Alright.
‐ I will take a large tequila soda,
368
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,067
hold the soda. Supersize me.
369
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,903
‐ So, drunk fast.
370
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,072
‐ Thank you.
‐ Oh. Wow.
371
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,491
- Okay.
- Fuck.
372
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,411
Today sucked.
373
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,955
BILL:
You'd be prettier if you smiled.
374
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,294
‐ What did you just say to her?
Dudes don't like angry chicks.
375
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,630
So, come on, honey. Gimme a little smile.
376
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,299
‐ I'm gonna throw something!
‐ Okay,
377
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,676
I know you did not just
tell this woman to smile.
378
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,471
‐ This woman is the C‐E‐goddamn‐O
379
00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,933
of her own company, and she has talent
and brains coming out the wazoo.
380
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,143
And sure, she's had a shit day
and she's crying,
381
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,312
but she is a goddamn hero.
382
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,689
‐ And she is not here to smile for you.
383
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,859
‐ Well, why do you girls got all
dressed up and came to a bar?
384
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:14,488
‐ I don't know why you quit your job in
the North Pole to get a meth problem,
385
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,907
but, hey, some things
are hard to understand.
386
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:19,993
Turn around.
387
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,502
LIV:
Damn, girl. Y'all are crazy.
388
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,379
I like it.
389
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:37,594
‐ A bamboo drawer organizer?
‐ What do you think?
390
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,514
‐ That I'm lucky to have a best friend
391
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,766
who gets and loves me as
much as this says you do.
392
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:47,104
I'm sorry I was so weird
and fake at dinner.
393
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,981
Look, I know I could just
be honest with you.
394
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,275
‐ You were being weird?
I was being weird.
395
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:55,153
And you were right this morning. I have to
let myself feel deserving of good things,
396
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,905
even though that's hard for me sometimes.
397
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,574
‐ Look, you just have
to know that your good day
398
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:01,326
will always make my bad
day better, not worse.
399
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,579
I promise.
You guys!
400
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,583
It's Rancoon. He's free.
401
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,919
‐ That's amazing! Are you gonna
post a photo with Liam now?
402
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,923
‐ I don't know. It still might not be,
like, the right time.
403
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,217
‐ Izzy, do you think that
the real Rancoon in the room
404
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,052
might have nothing to do with an elephant?
405
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,388
‐ Oh. What? Like,
406
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,724
I'm afraid to post a photo with Liam
407
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:26,101
because everyone will see that
he's a million times hotter than me,
408
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,604
and then they'll be like,
"Why is he dating her in the first place?"
409
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:29,855
No.
410
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:36,236
‐ Seriously, if you didn't work at a bank,
I would offer you a job as a bouncer.
411
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:40,073
‐ I mean, I wish I worked here.
This place is way more my style.
412
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,660
‐ Okay, this is incredible.
I haven't channel surfed since 2006.
413
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,954
I mean, I quit paying for cable,
like, forever ago.
414
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,625
Drag Race is on? Wait, okay,
415
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:53,337
can I just, like, come here on Fridays
and watch RuPaul live?
416
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:56,089
‐ Until it's a dog nail salon, sure.
Oh my god,
417
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,883
I cannot believe that guys
418
00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,010
just get to show up at a bar
419
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,638
and watch sports for free,
like, whenever they want to.
420
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,181
This is genius.
421
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,770
‐ Have you ever thought about renovating
this place instead of selling it?
422
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,439
‐ Yeah, I don't think a new coat
of paint is gonna save this place.
423
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,441
‐ Not just a coat of paint. I mean, like,
424
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,777
a whole new concept.
425
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,488
A bar with no meth Santas,
426
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,240
clean bathrooms,
427
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,741
rosé on tap.
428
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:26,036
You know, somewhere where you can
go where you're not getting hit on.
429
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:28,288
Somewhere where you can yell at the TV
430
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,707
while watching Bravo or The Bachelor.
431
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,585
‐ Uh, I don't know what you
guys are talking about,
432
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,546
but I just heard the words
rosé and Bachelor
433
00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:38,465
in the same sentence,
so yes to whatever that's for.
434
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,176
‐ Hm.
435
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,763
Wait, are you serious?
‐ Yeah.
436
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:47,558
I‐I don't care if a dumb bank internship
437
00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:50,102
is what people think is
the big get. I hate it.
438
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,896
I went to business school
to become an entrepreneur.
439
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,440
And this could be my summer internship.
440
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,819
I mean, we could do it together.
441
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,115
‐ Hm. I mean,
442
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:05,951
it would really, really
piss off my dead dad.
443
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,788
Telling him I was gay was good,
but this might top that.
444
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,375
You know what?
445
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,295
Fuck it. Let's do it.
446
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:28,307
MADISON:
Thanks.
447
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,562
I'll need it.
448
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:14,937
‐ Take that, you bag of dicks.
449
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,848
‐ That's it. That's all my stuff.
450
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:53,016
‐ You okay?
‐ I'm totally fine.
451
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,018
Let's go.
452
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:02,025
‐ Holy shit! Are you okay?
453
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,652
‐ My right hand...
454
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,654
I‐I think it's broken.
455
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,698
Fuck!
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