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Would you
look at this' Phil?
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This is just unique
times a thousand!
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With a price tag
to match. yikes.
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yeah' well'
classy doesn't come cheap.
That's for sure.
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Oh' and look at this.
lsn't this fabulous?
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Did someone
say ''fabulous''?
Oh...
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Can we help you?
Hi' there.
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We were just
admiring your wares.
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Oh' sorry.
l'm with him.
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(CHUCKLlNG)
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Oh' my goodness.
That's marvelous.
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That's really funny.
No' no' no' no.
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l'm Kath Day.
l come into your store
all the time.
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l just have to tell you'
l absolutely love it.
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Thanks.
Thanks.
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you look very
familiar to me.
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l think you
probably know me.
My name's Phil Knight.
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l'm the owner/head honcho
of Phil's Sandwich lsland.
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Right across
the way there.
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you've probably
been there a hundred times.
Great sandwiches.
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Uh' no.
We don't do sandwiches.
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No' no.
Not even paninis.
No.
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No more.
No more
for somebody.
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No more for me.
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Well...
Oh' you were in
the Parade of Homes?
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Well' we only
won last year.
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(GASPS)
And this year
we're judges.
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(BOTH CHUCKLlNG)
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Well' who knew
we were in the presence
of Central Floridian royalty?
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Ding.
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Well' could someone
around here tell me
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why Casa de Kath isn't
in the Parade of Homes?
Oh' Phil.
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lt's only the pearl
of Plaza de Palm.
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Plaza de Palm?
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lsn't that
a development?
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lt is.
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Oh.
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Okay. We got a hot piece
of apple pie here' fellas.
Oh.
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l want it in the
Parade of Homes.
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How are we gonna
button this blouse?
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Well' as judges'
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we would have
to take a peek
and decide
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whether it'd fit
in the parade.
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But unfortunately
we don't...
We will not be
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able to make it
until this afternoon.
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Really?
Are you serious?
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The Parade of Homes
is gonna come
to our house!
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Phil' did you hear that?
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Here. As a matter
of fact l have my
business card right here
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with my address
on it' so you know
where to come by.
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Oh' and l also own
an in-home beauty salon.
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Of course you do.
Of course you do.
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l guess l better
go tidy up.
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Oh' thank you. l just...
l'm absolutely thrilled!
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So excited! Okay!
Thank you!
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You're walking down
the street
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And a man tries to get
your business
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'Cause you're filthy
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Ooh' and gorgeous
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Love it.
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Mom' l think Craig
might've died.
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What? What happened?
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Well' you know how
it's the anniversary
of our second date?
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Right.
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And he hasn't
sent me any flowers
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or shout-outs
on the Morning Zoo
or anything.
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Oh' Kim'
l'm sure he's not dead.
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And l happen
to be in the midst
of preparing our home
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for a visit that could
change my entire life.
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l can't believe
you're gonna put
your tiny hopes
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and dreams in front
of my severe problem.
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Well...
PHlL: Ladies.
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(GASPS)
Are those from Craig?
Were they outside?
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No. l brought them.
l thought the white room
could use a little pop.
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Hope you don't mind' honey.
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Oh' Phil. That's
so considerate of you.
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Well' listen. l want
Chez Day to be in
that Parade of Homes
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just as badly as you do.
Oh.
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Listen' that's why l want it
to be Chez Day-Knight.
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What?
(SlGHS) Phil'
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will you move in with me?
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(GASPlNG) Oh.
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(STAMMERlNG) l don't...
l know that
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we said that
we were going to wait
until our upcoming nuptials
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to rename the abode'
but l just...
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l don't know'
l feel like l can't
wait anymore.
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Do you know? l just...
l feel like l can't wait.
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So' what do you say?
Oh' l don't know.
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l mean' it seems
ridiculous for me
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to be walking out of here
every morning
with my underwear in a bag.
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l mean' l'm really not
fooling the neighbors
at this point.
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And so l think that...
So?
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yes! yes'
of course' l will!
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Oh' Phil'
l love you.
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These are the days
of our lives.
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Mmm.
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(SlGHlNG) My life couldn't
get any worse.
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So' dude. you know
how l've been trying
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to get back with Kim'
like' so hard?
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yeah. l don't get it'
but' yeah.
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And you know how
today is the anniversary
of our second date?
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Oh' for real? l must've
forgot all about it.
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Well' check it.
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(CHUCKLES)
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l'm totally playing
it off like l forgot.
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And l know Kim' dude.
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She is hating on me
to her core right now.
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But today after work...
Mmm-hmm.
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...l'm gonna
go to her house'
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and l'm gonna
surprise her with
full-on flowers'
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and some
high-end earrings
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with hers and
my's birthstones.
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So how about
giving it up for
a stone-cold killer?
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(lMlTATES GUNFlRE)
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l hit you
in the love parts.
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you're going about
this all wrong' man.
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you know what l mean?
But l'm kind of like
in a conundrum right now
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about giving you
my good advice
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because you will
get this crazy
lady of yours back
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and l'm thinking
she's gonna
kill you one day.
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yeah' l know' D.
l'm sure she
probably will' but...
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Look' man' it is
a scientifically proven fact
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that ladies want
the things that they
cannot have' okay?
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you gotta stop acting
like you care so much.
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That's what's gonna
make her wanna come back.
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Act like you've moved on.
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you're really looking
out for me' huh' homes?
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l do what l do.
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l'm sure that
you can tell with what
l did in the bedroom
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that my interior
design philosophy is
about telling a story.
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She sees the house
as a book' if you will.
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yes. Now'
this chapter here
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is about freedom
and the jungle.
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Freedom and the jungle!
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Now' l did have
some concerns
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about mixing the
leopard-print runner
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with the plant-life
wallpaper'
but then l thought'
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''Hey' who says
you can't?''
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Everyone.
Even the blind.
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This is going so well.
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That's interesting.
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Um... Tell us about that.
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Well' fine arts
is one of my
many passions
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with regards
to architecture and
that type of thing.
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So' this portrait'
l had commissioned
by a fabulous local artist.
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lsn't that
a digital photo?
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yes' it is. yes.
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That's why it's
such a good likeness.
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yeah.
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Okay' D. Here we go.
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''What has spots
and rides on a fire truck?''
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Oh' that's one
of them dogs they got.
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Uh-uh.
Huh?
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''A fireman with measles.''
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(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
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Those things are funny.
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Hey' dude.
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you want a Popsicle?
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No' l do not
want a Popsicle.
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l want you to tell me
why you forgot our
second-date anniversary.
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Well' Kim' um...
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We don't live together
like married people
are supposed to'
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and you don't
want to move back in.
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So' l'm very deep
in the process
of moving on.
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Pretty much.
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Are you guys high?
Nah. We just got here.
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Well' guess what?
l'm moved on' too'
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so you can
forget about those
late-night booty calls.
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l'll just have
to call someone else.
Mmm.
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Maybe Derrick.
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(SlGHS)
Hmm.
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you wouldn't ever...
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(CHUCKLES)
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No' man' l...
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How could they have
turned us down' Phil?
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l mean'
look at this house!
lt's gorgeous!
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Well' you're preaching to
the choir here' bumblebee.
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lt should be on parade.
Don't you think?
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l mean' this house
should be in the
Parade of Homes!
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Don't you think' Phil?
yes. Absolutely.
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l think this house
should be in the
Parade of Homes.
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l mean' l'm completely
mystified as to what...
lt's the kitchen.
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What?
lt's the kitchen.
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My kitchen?
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Kath' your house
is a masterpiece.
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your house is a wonderful'
creamy Neapolitan cone
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with cookie crumbles
and rainbow sprinkles.
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And this kitchen?
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This kitchen is like
a half a scoop of vanilla
in a Styrofoam cup.
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Oh' honey' l'm so sorry.
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l'm so sorry.
l just blurted that out.
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l didn't mean to'
and it just must have
crushed you to hear it.
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No. No'
it didn't crush me.
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Actually' it's lit a fire
of inspiration in me' Phil'
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'cause that's the kind
of person that l am.
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you know what
this kitchen needs?
lt needs a little facelift.
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A little ''Kath Magic''
if you will.
How about that?
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A kitchen re-do?
yes.
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lsn't that gonna
break the bank?
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No' it doesn't
have to break the bank.
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Remember' Phil'
l'm the one that turned
that laundry room
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into a very
high-end salon
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with nothing but
a square of sponge'
a little bit of paint'
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and a bag of buttons.
And you are pure
dynamite' Kath Day!
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Wow! Ka-boom!
What a woman!
Oh' no.
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Bring it on!
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Oh' girls' you have
got to come and see this.
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l have really got
the hang of this fauxing!
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Mom' l'm busy
wallowing.
Plus' l don't care.
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And he never filled up
my car with gas
while l was sleeping'
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and he didn't
bring me breakfast'
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or recorded any of
my favorite TV shows.
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(CHUCKLlNG) Wow!
Maybe things really are
over with you and Craig.
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Why are you smiling?
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Sorry. lt's my
nervous reaction smile.
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For when things
go really bad
for other people.
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l promise
l'm totally devastated.
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Oh' l miss being
worshipped. lt was fun.
Mmm.
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l was worshipped
the summer l got boobs.
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Oh' yeah. l remember.
you were really popular
at the public pool.
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yeah. l was the coolest
eight-year-old in Florida.
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lt was awesome.
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(SlGHS)
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And it's marble!
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Look at this' girls.
So classy. So ltalian.
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l think l've taken
my own breath away.
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Cute.
lt looks so good.
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Do you really like it?
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Do you think the fellas
at Nooks and Crannies
are gonna like it?
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Oh' yeah. lt totally
looks like the
Sixteenth Chapel.
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l feel like
l'm at the Olive Garden.
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Oh' girls. That is
the highest praise.
Thank you' ladies.
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Okay. l really
want Craig back.
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you're always desperate.
Tell me what to do.
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Okay. you have
to give him stuff
that he likes.
236
00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:17,816
What does he like?
237
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,585
l don't know.
l never really asked.
238
00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:23,054
Hmm.
Oh' tickets to stuff.
239
00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:26,055
Okay. you know'
get him that.
Get him tickets.
240
00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,126
God' thanks' Tina.
Mmm-hmm.
241
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:31,127
l know l really
don't say a lot of nice
things to you' but...
242
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:37,667
Oh. Thanks' Kim.
That really means a lot.
243
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,339
Dude'
244
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:44,340
this tracker picks up'
like' satellite images
from all over the world.
245
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,813
Like' if you wanted to'
you could totally watch
246
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,814
some dude watering
his lawn in' like'
Mexico or England.
247
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,753
All right' like...
Uh-oh.
248
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,255
What?
249
00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,490
Ohhh...
250
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,491
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
251
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:09,699
Dude.
252
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,140
She's looking extra
good today' too.
253
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,274
'Sup?
'Sup?
254
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,776
'Sup? 'Sup?
'Sup?
255
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,210
l forgot to tell you
256
00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:22,211
l got tickets
to Chamillionaire
and Slick Rick.
257
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,581
But it's in Tamps'
258
00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:26,582
so we'll have to
spend the night together.
259
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,353
ln a motel.
260
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:31,890
(GROANS)
261
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,224
Hey' dude'
262
00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,793
put your eyes back
in your head' all right?
263
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,394
This is a trick.
Mmm.
264
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:37,629
She just wants to see
how serious you are
265
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,431
about this not getting
back together thing.
266
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,999
Dude' you gotta be
strong right now.
267
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,268
That's the only way
that she's gonna know
that you're not playing.
268
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:46,269
Motel in Tamps.
Do you know
what that means?
269
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,473
Hot' butt-naked loving.
l know.
270
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,075
Mmm-hmm.
Tell her' ''No.''
271
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:53,044
(SlGHS)
272
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,580
Oh.
273
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,182
Hey.
Hey.
274
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,417
Relationship stuff
is so lame.
275
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:02,053
l know.
That's why l don't play'
and l don't get played.
276
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,354
you know what l'm saying?
277
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:04,489
That's hot.
yeah.
278
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:07,490
So' l' uh...
279
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:12,495
l think it's best if l
280
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:17,533
pretty much just
don't go to the concert.
281
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,676
Probably. So...
282
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,545
Okay.
283
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:28,980
Well' too bad for you then.
284
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:31,916
Watch me walk away.
285
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,917
Tina.
286
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,790
(SlGHS)
287
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:39,958
Well' here's
the last of it.
288
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,959
This place is
now officially
Chez Day-Knight.
289
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,296
Wow!
Do you like it?
290
00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:47,198
lt's magnificent.
291
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:50,199
lt's not too much
or too little
or too bricky?
292
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,770
Ladybee' it's
absolutely perfection.
293
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,941
Claude and Neil
won't know what
hit them. Look out!
294
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,010
Oh' thank you' Phil.
295
00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:00,745
Listen. All this fauxing
has gotten me so sore.
296
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,814
Can you give me
one of your
great massages later?
297
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,049
Faux sure.
Oh.
298
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:08,050
Uh' Mom?
299
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:11,420
(STAMMERlNG) What
happened to the fridge?
l can't find the handle.
300
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,490
Oh' Kim. lt's somewhere
down that little road
in the ltalian village.
301
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,162
Mom' l'm hungry.
Here. Have an apple.
302
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,798
An apple?
What am l?
An orphan?
303
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,599
Maybe it's behind
these grapes.
304
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,667
Never mind.
305
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:23,768
you know what?
l'll just call Craig
306
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,170
and he'll bring me
something.
307
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,672
Oh' Craig won't
bring me anything.
308
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,673
Craig? l want Craig!
309
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,411
(CRylNG)
310
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:36,412
Mom...
311
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:42,518
Craig? Craigory?
312
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:48,193
l want you back.
313
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,829
That's pretty much
the best news
314
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,298
l've ever heard of
in my entire life.
315
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:56,299
l just have to check
on something. Sorry.
316
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:03,272
(SlGHS)
317
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:08,179
Dude.
Hey. yo' what's up' man?
Hurry up. l got a lady.
318
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,115
Dude' Kim wants me back.
Like ''back'' back.
319
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,218
Like she's
crying real tears.
320
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,353
l didn't even know
she had those' dude.
321
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,487
Go back.
322
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,488
Well' how do you know
it's' like' cool to do now?
323
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,227
'Cause l'm me.
l'm a pimp.
Just go back.
324
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:25,063
Okay' dude.
you are the best.
Thank you. l love you.
325
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,931
No' l don't love...
you know...
Okay. Bye.
326
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:29,234
All right.
327
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:32,235
l love you.
328
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:36,172
Hey' let's go get
all your junk
329
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,209
and let's bring it
back here and then
let's do intense stuff
330
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,914
before we unpack it.
331
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:45,915
Get my junk?
l'm not moving back here.
332
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:49,318
Oh! l played
right into your game!
333
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:53,057
you're' like'
this beautiful'
evil mastermind.
334
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,860
No' we're back
together' but we're
not gonna live here.
335
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,596
We're gonna totally
live at my mom's.
lt's much nicer than here.
336
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,597
Plus' she can cook
for us' do our laundry
and clean for us.
337
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,635
Plus' when she's gone'
we can watch TV in her bed.
338
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,505
Sweet.
339
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:10,341
Kath' do you think
Miles is gonna
be happy here?
340
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,944
Picture perfect.
you know' Phil'
you'd better be careful'
341
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,945
you're going to
give us a reputation
as being trendy.
342
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:19,048
Well' before l begin
the blessing of this
beautiful house...
343
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,387
BOTH: yes?
l just have to say'
344
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:25,388
l'm really' really digging
the marbling throughout.
345
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,160
l mean' really
incredible craftsmanship.
346
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,495
lt's faux.
lt's faux.
347
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,463
No!
BOTH: yes!
348
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:35,233
Oh! you could've
fooled me.
349
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,268
Whoa! What's up
with your guys' house?
350
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,903
Craig and me
are back together.
351
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,005
l decided that he
should move in with me.
352
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:42,440
What?
Here?
353
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,809
yeah. l gave into
his beggings.
354
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,444
So where should he
put his stuff?
355
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,445
Kim' come on.
your timing is
for the birds.
356
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,950
Phil just moved in.
Plus' we have the
parade coming up.
357
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,018
lt's just not
a good time to...
Kath!
358
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,387
your tone is really
fighting my efforts.
359
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,256
l'm sorry' Athena.
360
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,924
Okay. Well' l'm just
gonna go put this
361
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,925
in your salon/Ginger's
new room' then.
362
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,896
Kath' Phil'
gentle spirits.
363
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,835
Let us close our eyes
and open our minds.
364
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,440
What does the house
want to be' Kath?
365
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,912
lt wants to be
in the Parade of Homes.
366
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,683
Well' then it shall!
367
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:33,658
Oh! Oh!
368
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,859
(SCREAMlNG)
369
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,427
Whoa!
PHlL: Don't panic!
Don't panic!
370
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:37,962
KATH: Fire!
PHlL: Don't panic!
371
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,598
Whatever you do'
don't panic!
372
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,066
Craig!
373
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,769
Okay' it's done.
We did it.
374
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:47,770
Thank God.
Gods' Phil' gods.
375
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,207
Thank the gods.
376
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,442
That was scary.
377
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:54,443
Holy cow!
Stop' drop and roll!
378
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,681
(SCREAMlNG)
Stop' drop and roll!
379
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,682
Stop... Wait for me!
380
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,155
Found the culprit' boys.
381
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,590
This faux paint.
382
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,291
lf this stuff doesn't
dry all the way'
383
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:10,292
one spark will
set it off like napalm.
384
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,664
KlM: Mom!
385
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,466
Good Lordy Louie!
386
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,236
Who moved my cheese?
This place is toast!
387
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,638
Jeez' well'
they certainly were thorough.
388
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,106
All my stuff is wrecked.
389
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,574
(SlGHS)
Check it.
390
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,176
Where am l
supposed to find
391
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,177
another autographed
Robbie Knievel poster
in this day and age?
392
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,782
eBay?
A poster store?
393
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,617
Craigslist?
Garage sale.
394
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,618
Oh' thanks' man.
l get it.
lt's not rare. Okay?
395
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,722
Mom' you should
see upstairs.
396
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,657
They sprayed
the carpets down
and smashed the windows'
397
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,259
and there's holes
in the ceiling.
398
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,960
lt's totally'
totally ruined.
399
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:45,961
Well' at least we still
have each other' Kimmy.
400
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,266
That's the important part.
401
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,267
you smell like ash.
So do you.
402
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,639
Dude' those firemen were
out of control' right?
403
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,274
But' you know'
l probably
would be' too'
404
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,176
if l had' like'
a hose and an axe'
405
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,111
and you can't
get in trouble
for wrecking stuff
406
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,179
that's not even on fire.
407
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,280
No! Craig!
408
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,415
l am not going
to have firemen
bashing in my house.
409
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,616
l will not allow it!
410
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,617
These men are trained
professionals/heroes
411
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,955
who may have
saved our lives.
412
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,357
Well spoken' Madam Day.
413
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:16,358
They know far better
than we the mysteries
of Lady Fire.
414
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:20,031
yes.
Who knows where
an errant spark may alight?
415
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,032
yes' which is why
they had to come
in here and obviously
416
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:26,802
destroy every
beautiful thing
that l had in my house!
417
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,439
(SOBBlNG)
Oh' honey. l'm sorry.
418
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,075
Oh' Phil'
419
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:34,076
l should have known
that marble in a can
was too good to be true.
420
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,615
Sorry' honey.
Come here.
421
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,453
Oh.
422
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,789
Ow.
All right' you put your...
423
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,190
l'm gonna put
my head over here.
424
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,993
(KATH CRylNG)
425
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,462
PHlL: Ow.
CRAlG: Sorry.
426
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,365
Mom' my diet soda doesn't
taste the same in this cup.
427
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:57,366
All my big blue cups
got melted in the fire.
428
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,471
Kim' l know it's hard'
but you always
have to remember
429
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,472
that there's always
someone who has it
worse off than you.
430
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,944
you're so right.
431
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,514
Jessica Simpson is
packing on the pounds.
432
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:10,882
See there?
433
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,684
And party girl Tara Reid
is headed back to Promises.
434
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:14,852
Oh' yeah?
Mmm.
435
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,853
Oh' and Jennifer
Love Hewitt and
Ross McCall are...
436
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,358
Are what?
437
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,425
(MOANS)
438
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,027
l don't know!
lt's burned up!
439
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,663
Oh' Kim.
you're teasing me.
That drives me crazy.
440
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,797
Oh' l got it.
441
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:29,798
''Jennifer Love Hewitt
and Ross McCall
are calling it quits.''
442
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,803
Oh...
Oh' that is too bad.
443
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,776
And it says here that
she'd already purchased
her wedding dress.
444
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:41,777
And now he has to
move out of Jennifer's
Toluca Lake estate.
445
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,348
Oh' poor guy.
446
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,349
Should we...
Have a moment
of silence?
447
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,320
yeah.
448
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:52,321
PHlL: Okay.
CRAlG: Okay.
449
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:55,493
Um' do you guys mind?
We're having
a moment of silence.
450
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,495
Oh' sorry.
451
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,864
For the loss
of all of our
worldly possessions.
452
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,633
No. For Jennifer
Love Hewitt
and Ross McCall.
453
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:03,701
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