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Listen, babe, I don't know.

Who is this?

This isn't at all what I asked you to do.

Well, yeah, you see, I don't really do requests.

The way I work is I look at your face,

I get a sense of your or who you are.

Then I let that dictate the style that your personality demands.

I am about to go on television and I I just.

I just wanted to look like myself would.

Don't look horrible.

No, no, no.

It is not horrible.

It's selling and I I just feel like I don't know what it is said.

Couldn't you just ditch the Ora crap and give her what she wanted

to go back in and retouch up the beheading of Hall of Fame

and we as a family please

force Doug to stop wearing that organic do Yoli shit.

Mom.

Why do you text him here?

Could a salvo?

I don't think so.

Just like those weird boy girl twins that like distressed.

Say ohh could you do this to me?

Wait wait, wait.

First of all I didn't realise I was doing anything.

I mean to me you look powerful, gorgeous.

You look they're even saying sexy.

Well I am supposed to go on TV in 10 minutes

and you have made me look like a bear.

Old Italian man.

Everybody please get out of.

Mommy, maybe?

Dad.

With all due respect, Chris,

the existing policy has been working for two decades.

Why change now?

She's kicking ass.

She's pretty much talking about you.

Stop being so dramatic.

You don't just make major decisions based on instincts.

You've got to listen to the people you're servicing

or someone's going to end up dead.

Yeah, OK.

Maybe you got a point, Sir.

I'm actually, I'm very sorry.

Sorry to cut you short.

Cut me short.

Did you say cut me short?

Is that some kind of sick joke, Chris?

And as you can see,

very strong feelings coming out of this story.

We're gonna continue to follow its developments for you.

Listen, when this is all over, you better apologise.

Apologise for what?

For what?

She wanted to touch up.

You may look like David Bowie.

What?

Are you kidding me?

I I gave her a dude that was very age appropriate and dignified.

She should be thanking me.

I wouldn't hold my breath.

Salvo Ohh.

She really pissed off.

When I left.

She was Googling homemade poison.

I don't know if it was for Salva for herself.

That most women would be honoured

to have their hair done

by East Chicago St Time hairstylist

of the year Seventy 80s.

Yeah, So what?

That's the golden age of hair.

Hi, Mom.

Say something.

Say, just say something.

Hey, yeah, tig tig.

You go figure.

I just want to say, you looked so good up there on the box.

Really, really very, very dignified on the box.

Get on your feet and go over there.

Alright, alright.

Very good.

It's just just one.

Italian.

Sorry for giving you a very high quality hairdo

without your permission.

I heard the word sorry.

But then you followed it up with a compliment to yourself.

Well, if I'm being honest,

I don't think that stopped anybody else before.

So I really think you're all recommends

the respect that I typically only reserved for

myself.

So I am sorry that I, you know, didn't do exactly what you asked for.

Thanks.

You know, and you know what?

Let let me, let me, let me make an offer.

I would love to make a a full Italian dinner for everybody.

How about that?

And also as a thank you

and with great appreciation

for letting us stay in this beautiful

home.

That won't be necessary.

We don't keep a lot of food here

and the markets are closed for the holiday.

The Maniscalco always finds a way to feed his family, right?

Yeah, you got it.

I think it's a wonderful idea.

I mean, if you look like an Italian man,

why not eat like one, huh?

No, I mean, if you do not think I'm in Italian.

Obviously being on the couch tonight.

Everybody likes to talk about how bad social media is.

But in this case, it really worked out for my dad.

Senator Tiger MacArthur is going viral today.

And for the first time, for all the right reasons,

this new haircut is giving me like

GI Jane two months out of boot camp.

It's giving me gender fluidity.

It's giving me fresh, hot, gorgeous, whoever did not haircut.

America thinks you.

Now that Tiger's approval rating was through the roof.

She was happy to let my dad back under hers.

So this is delicious.

I I just I can't believe that you put this all together.

From what we have in the kitchen,

my guess is degraded the kitchen over at the shack,

so you might want to call glory over there,

see if you got some inventory.

What do you call this again?

Car trophy.

It is delicious.

I'm going for seconds.

Don't tell my trainer really good.

I just wish you hadn't used my balls.

Well, you know, I used your bowls dog

because I wanted to add a special spiritual reverberation

to the meal.

So, OK, that's that's why, you know?

Yeah.

So thank you for that contribution.

Delicious.

Look, Listen, Given everything you do for my son,

this is the least I can do and I I

just want to say something that.

My father used to sing.

La familia, non anyone?

Of course, importante duto the translation is the families

in just one important thing.

It's everything, and I like to toast to that.

So solution to everything.

Time for some more vino, huh?

Ohh yeah, when in Rome.

Because you know you guys are Italian.

Good.

You had a problem with Italians?

No.

Yeah, Bill.

In in.

Ohh.

It was serious.

Just the sexiest way I can think of to say thank you.

You've

you're in the next room.

You know, I'm a screamer.

Come over here.

Ohh yeah.

Move on.

Provolone.

We gotta go inside.

I'm getting eaten alive.

Yeah.

Seeing my future in-laws eat their family pet

is as close to an acid trip as I ever want

to be.

This was a proof the man was diabolical.

He murdered Sergeant Feathers.

I can't believe in front of my Peacock.

How could you do this?

Easy.

My recipe called for chicken.

All the stores were closed.

So what does a great chef do?

The improvises I'm murdering.

There's a loved mask they still got.

Are you kidding me?

Where we come from, it's called.

You Gotta do what you Gotta do to feed the family.

It's called the peasant mentality, local man.

These people are peasants.

And you thought I was crazy

for worrying that you were going to make us look like some

bad Italians there?

You know I'm not doing that.

Are you buying?

Look at We are in the woods in the middle of the night

trying to get rid of a freaking

body.

That's right.

To help me get rid of the evidence.

Why does it seem like you've done this before?

Good morning.

It's Dad.

What are you doing?

Nicola.

Listen, son.

I was just trying to help you win this family over

by making a good meal, that's all.

Ohh this is your idea I hope.

I think I'm good dad.

Jesus.

Why do I feel like you're trying to wreck this for me?

Wreck it?

I'm just making an effort like you asked me to do.

It turns out the only thing worse than you not trying is you trying.

Or maybe to you.

But to me, these people, they seem to like me, like you.

If I told these people the truth about what happened,

they never have us back here.

You know, why did I let Ellie convince me to bring you here?

What do you mean, bring me here?

You're the one who invited me, didn't you?

Yeah.

I invited you to get Grandma's ring.

I didn't know you going to spend the whole time sabotaging me.

But you're talking about sabotaging.

How could you say that?

Everything I'm doing for you,

that I've ever done for you is for your own good,

to give

you a better life.

You love to say that,

But now that I'm going to get it,

it's like you're trying to stop

it.

Trying to stop what?

I'm trying to make sure that you don't make an ass out of yourself

by trying to be somebody

you're not.

You're your own.

Person You.

Your own man.

Be your own man.

Otherwise it's embarrassing.

You know what?

This is your problem.

You're so focused and other people being embarrassed you can't see

who the most embarrassing

person is.

It's you.

That's really what you think.

Let's just go to sleep, alright?

The next morning it was the 4th of July,

which made sense because I was finally getting

my independence.

It was an amazing feeling.

But much like my signature sent.

It was a little bittersweet.

But this was the beginning of my new life.

And now that I had the ring, it was time to make my move.

I've given this a lot of thought over the last few days

and on top of accepting your

very generous offer to run the Barrymore Hotel.

I would also like to ask your permission to propose to Ellie.

Ohh.

I that doesn't.

I.

We're kidding.

Ohh, you should have seen the look on your face.

Priceless.

Our answer is an emphatic yes.

God geez, A bastion.

We just love you and we we just we cannot wait for you

and Ellie

to join the party in

DC Yes, and this is perfect.

We're doing our family Christmas card photo today.

You can propose there and then be in it.

Ohh thank God.

I was so nervous you guys would react to this, you know?

Especially what's happened this weekend with my father.

That dinner was wonderful.

Chuff the egg cup journey from the bonnet.

Memorable chicken Al Capone.

She Yeah, she

never had it.

Yes.

Don't know what's in it.

What the hell kind of are you supposed to be?

I'm.

I'm representing all the holiday traditions.

Best.

It was a little Partridge.

Oh oh hey, you fit right in.

I don't know.

Can you propose first and then put on the tree costume?

Ellie, we can't do this on our reindeer.

Sorry, but I'm not going to be taking the photo this year

because I no longer want to

be a part of this family.

Also, Sebastian isn't taking the job.

We are not moving to DC

and we're not going to spend any more time with these manipulators.

So let's go.

Dad, what do all of your hotels have in common?

Five star experience at a three star price?

No.

The answer is they're lobby art.

Ohh, shall we start with the Barrymore hotel?

Shall we?

No, I don't need to.

Ohh, look.

Do you notice anything familiar about the walls?

Well, that's my painting isn't it?

What's that?

My painting.

My painting?

Ohh yeah my.

Painting.

It was your dad's idea.

It was.

We're no one second here.

I just want to know how you found out, Sebastian.

Did you tell her?

What?

You knew about this?

Well, no, I I kind of saw.

I can't believe that you all did this to me and Ellie.

We can explain.

This whole time I I thought I was selling my art

to this cool new designer when really

my parents just hired them to buy my work.

No, no, no, darling, No, That's not the no.

The yes.

Yes, that is technically true.

I thought I was killing it in the art world.

Just wanted you to get a jump start in a really,

really rough business.

You're well.

You always do.

You're always.

You're just stealing our lessons.

You drive our way.

Into sports teams.

You rewrite our college essays.

You hire famous rappers to MCR birthday parties.

That was awesome.

OK, So what?

Now you don't like Warren G?

Look, you guys are great parents.

Don't let her guilt you into changing your ways.

All I have ever wanted was to feel like

I was accomplishing things on my own.

I can't believe they just didn't say something to me.

Sweetheart, we ohh my gosh.

I told you.

Well yeah.

I've been so focused on trying to please Ellie's family

that I lost sight of what I came

here to do.

I had to find Alley and make this right,

and I knew exactly where she'd be permission

to approach.

Please can you help remodel huh?

I'm sorry.

I should have said something.

Yeah, should have.

Is there anything I could do to make it up to you?

Just being in this family is like building with bumpers.

It's like no matter what I try to do,

they're always setting up rails

to make sure that

I win.

And sometimes I just want a free bowl,

because then that way if I bowl a strike,

then

that's my strike.

But if I daughter it, then that's on me too.

I understand You want to work hard for your own success, yes?

Do you remember when you told me the story

about how Salvo taught you how to swim?

He dropped me in the middle of Lake MI in November.

Listen, I know he's a pain in the ass.

But he also raised you to be tough and resourceful,

and those are two things I really

love about you.

And I kind of wish that my parents had raised me more like that.

And that was the moment everything finally started to make sense.

Here I was planning to propose to the girl of my dreams.

And I was going to do it without the man who raised me.

I realised I had everything I wanted, but not what I needed.

I got to go do something first.

What?

Why?

Trust me?

Meet me at dinner.

How's he doing back there?

Keep going Brown 5, OK.

There it is.

That's it.

I got your me hermano.

Go get them.

Stop the flame.

Son.

What you doing?

Through the click, you swim here.

I came here to tell you that you're stubborn,

You're cheap, you're obnoxious, you're

severely judgmental.

Wait, wait.

This is what I'm getting off the plane for?

But the truth is,

all those quirks

are part of what makes you the greatest dad that I

could ever hope for.

OK, now I'm listening.

Now, there's always easy being your son, but the way you raised me.

Made me the man I am today,

the same man for whatever the reason.

Hardly seems to love.

I'll never figure that one out either.

But you know you can't.

Your grandmother's ring.

Well, she needs for me.

I need you to be part of our lives.

Dad.

You said I was embarrassing.

You are.

He hasn't changed one bit since I was a kid.

You know who did?

I changed, I think, somewhere along the way.

I've forgotten.

Hero man.

Stop.

Oh, oh.

All the stuff you sacrifice,

everything that's good in my life,

I owe it to you.

It's it's it's it's a good things happen to good kids.

You're a good boy.

It's just that I have been acting crazy lately

because I was so poor.

For me to give you a better life for that as you're going to have it.

And I'm afraid it won't.

You marry Ellie.

I'm going to lose the only family and God, they're not going to lose me.

Don't worry.

Don't stop.

Don't cry.

Then you're gonna make me cry.

When I can't help.

But I love you, man.

I love you too.

Are you crying?

And you kind of Hell no, I've never cried.

I don't know why we're so scared.

This is really beautiful.

Just kidding.

I'm gonna kill you, Rock.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to this year's 4th of July plan.

May well so far I'm very pleasant evening.

Thank you, my darling.

Such a treat.

Who's chef?

Huh.

Outstanding.

Of course you can't go wrong with lobster.

Ohh sweetie, did you lose your appetite?

Do you want to buy me one?

All right, ladies and gentlemen,

I hope you brought your dancing shoes tonight

because

thank you, Mr Woodrow,

because we've got a real treat for you guys tonight.

Please welcome all the way from Chicago,

IL Sebastian Maniscalco.

Early college you asked for this.

Eleanor Mallory Collins, What are you doing?

Exactly what I came here to do.

Now my father said something really profound this weekend.

It's an old Italian saying.

Family isn't one important thing.

It's everything.

No.

Yeah, they they could be embarrassing.

Smothering sometimes.

Maybe express their love in ways that are pretty messed up exactly.

But at the end of the day, they're.

Just trying to do what's best for us.

Because they love us.

Now, here in this moment, in front of our families.

Ellie.

Will you marry me?

Yes.

Folks, An atypical American love story

about a man reconnecting with his hero

and two

different brands of immigrant families coming together.

Sebastian, Are you sure you won't reconsider our offer?

No, it's a generous offer,

but Ellie and I decided to stay in Chicago

for at least a

few more years.

Ohh.

I'm not saying a word.

Heartbreaking.

Dad.

I was thinking, since sea bass isn't gonna take the job,

I thought I could step up.

No more drugs.

Prescription mostly mine.

A dream come true.

All right.

Thank you.

Running a hotel?

Hi.

Hi, everybody.

I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Michelle.

Hello.

It's my sister.

It's very nice to meet all of you.

Did you fly all the way from from Africa,

Africa to to to to to to to be with Doug?

I love Doug, but I'm actually here on a Fulbright scholarship.

She's very smart, very nice.

Well, we're just so happy to meet you.

Lovely.

Dad.

Yes.

Where are we gonna go?

Right.

Yeah, we got to get our picture.

Don't.

Say that I never did nothing for you.

Ohh, how would you 2 feel about having the wedding in our Chapel in DC?

DC Let's have in Sicily.

That's right.

Because I found this place.

Thank you, the whole family.

No.

What do you have in your mouth to murder the Peacock?