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And now it's time for Gotham's
favorite game show,

Riddle Me This!

Starring the prince of puzzlers,

the king of conundrums,

the Riddler!

Thank you. And now allow me
to introduce our guest contestant,

Booster Gold.

And tonight, he's playing for a big prize:

The life of Batman.

Here's how our little game works.

I'll ask you a series of riddles,
and for every incorrect answer,

Batboy gets a teeny weeny zap, like so.

Get the picture?

Now, Booster Gold, riddle me this.

What creature is on four legs
in the morning,

two in the afternoon,
and three in the evening?

A nine-legged unicorn.

I'm sorry. The correct answer is "man."

Pancakes.

Square dancing.

You don't bury survivors.

I do love this show.

How about asking me questions
on a subject I know about? Like me.

All right, Future Boy.

Your partner's on his last wing,
so think carefully.

Riddle me this.

What is blue and gray
and tastes like chicken?

Uh, hmm...

Wrong!
The correct answer is "fried Batman."

No!

You didn't think you could hold
Booster Gold captive for long.

Riddle me this.

Why are you like a stopwatch
in a block of cement?

Answer:
Because you're both doing hard time.

I don't get it.

This facility is the only test lab
in the entire world

experimenting in a combination
of both nuclear fusion

and nuclear fission theories.

The result will be a new energy source
of incredible power.

Boring.

Can't we see you blow something up
with an atom bomb or whatever?

If you don't mind, the rest of us
find this interesting, Coach Raymond.

It was just a joke, Rusch.
Don't get your lab coat in a twist.

Dr. Ecks.

You're only one half of an evil equation.
Where's that energy duplicate of yours?

Looking for me?

That will teach you to trifle
with the team of Dr. Double X.

Shut up. Get back to work.

I'll deal with Batman.

Look, kid, I didn't want this job,
but we're both stuck with each other.

- We're almost at the end of the season.
- Semester.

Yeah, whatever.
Let's just play out the streak

and then we never have to talk
to each other again. Okay?

Radioactive fuel rods exposed.

- We better get out of here.
- Yeah? What was your first clue?

Reactor core meltdown in 30 seconds.

You're supposed to be a genius, Ecks.

Causing a nuclear meltdown
isn't very smart.

That's where you're wrong, Batman.

Only I could have calculated
the exact conditions needed

to release this supercharged
nuclear energy.

It will increase the power
of Double X tenfold.

He just tricked you into telling him
our plan, you overeducated twit.

Oh.

Batman?

Hostages. Just what the doctor ordered.

Core meltdown in 10 seconds.

Go!

- Nine, eight,
- My bum knee.

- seven, six,
- Get out of here!

- No can do, coach.
- five, four,

three, two, one.

Jason, look out!

- Quick, get out of here!
- Keep going!

- Whoa. I feel weird.
- Yeah, me too.

Where are you? You sound like
you're next to me, but I can't see you.

Same here.

- My hair's on fire!
- So's mine!

Oh, no. Wait, that's our hair?

We're in the same body.

The energy blast fused us together.

The power.

Why don't I feel
the supercharged nuclear power?

He stole our power.

Time to scramble, kid. Run!

Your conflict is with me, Dr. Double X.

I foiled your iniquitous scheme.

We're not strong enough
for a fight right now.

We need a recharge.

Intriguing. Your body is generating
over 2000 megawatts of atomic energy.

This calls for further analysis.

To the Batcave.

The cowards have fled.

To the Batcave!

Whoa. That was intense.

Guess I better get to the Batcave.

I don't know, Batman.

Are you sure I have to wear this?

Your body is now
a living nuclear reactor.

The suit will contain
any residual radiation you are emitting.

Who cares about the uniform?

Ask him what he's got in the playbook
to get me my body back.

Well, maybe if you stopped
interrupting me.

I was just, um,
talking to the guy inside my head

who I'm guessing you can't hear,
can you?

No, I cannot hear your "friend,"
but since proper analysis

of your dilemma
requires concentration,

I suggest you have your conversation
elsewhere.

What's the holdup?

It's not easy working
with you breathing down my neck.

Well, until you get us some power,
I don't have enough energy

to completely phase out
of your puny existence for a body.

This infusion
will be only a temporary solution.

I just need enough to find that
flame-haired twerp from the nuclear lab.

This place is so cool.

Finally, we agree on something.

Let's go check out the weapons section.

Hmm, maybe later.
I wanna check out the atomic pile.

Why do we have to go
where you wanna go?

- It's my body.
- It's our body.

And I vote for weapons.

Dude, are you all right? Because,
you know, you're acting really freaky.

Sorry.

So, uh, somebody jacked my ride,
so I had to hoof it all the way back here.

You hungry?
I got the munchies something fierce.

I'm fine, thank you.

Okey-dokey.
Mi Batcave es su Batcave. Later.

Is it just me or has that guy been making
too many tackles without his helmet?

Wow, not many people can say
they've been inside the Batcave.

That's because trespassing
is against the law, punk.

What are you doing in the Batcave?

Are you the one who stole my car?

Because nobody steals my car!

You drove me here in the Batmobile,
remember?

What happened to
"Mi Batcave es su Batcave"?

Back off.

How did we do that?

So you wanna play rough, huh?

Uh, no, thank you.

Cease these hostilities.

- Huh? Who are you?
- I'm Batman.

No, you're not. I'm Batman.

No, dudes. I'm Batman.

So the nuclear blast at the lab that
joined Jason and Ronnie into one being

separated us into three parts representing
the three broad elements of our personality.

I am the logical and empirical aspect.

- Geek.
- Quiet.

Physical Batman is the embodiment
of our strength.

- Bully.
- I'm not kidding.

And you represent the, uh...

I'm what's left
without all that heavy personal baggage

and science nerd stuff. Groovy.

In other words, slacker.

Shut up, coach!

Oh, sorry.

Private fight.

He cannot be a part of me.

Batman does not eat nachos!

I will get to work on finding a solution.

We believe
we have discovered a solution.

By diverting a portion of the nuclear energy
through the proper conduit,

theoretically we can reverse
both parties' ill fortune.

The atomic matrix is decaying, however,
so there is a time factor.

Dude, did you swallow a dictionary?

We think we figured out how to fix
everything but we don't have much time.

Where's the other Batman?

- Splitsville.
- What do you mean?

I think he said:

"I'm not sticking around here.

I've got criminal scum to punish."

But all the Batmen must be together for the
recombination process to be successful.

Where do you think he went?

Probably wherever
he could crack the most skulls.

Listen up.

This is to all the law-breaking
bottom-feeders in here.

I know what you did
and I'm here to take you down.

So we can do this the easy way
or the hard way.

Dude, that would be so uncool.

Methinks mine eyes deceive me.
Batman thrice?

Somebody please deck this guy.

Welcome to the party.

I don't understand why you insist
on brawling with these hooligans.

And you call yourself Batman.

Ow!

- How about it, kid?
- Put me in, coach.

Yeah! Teamwork!

I'm going to get my power back
even if it kills you.

Help!

Where's he taken
our little schizophrenic candlestick?

The energy signature is unique.
It shouldn't be difficult to track.

Good.

Because I'm just getting warmed up.

- Where are we?
- You're the brainiac. You tell me.

Good, you're awake.

I wanted you fully conscious
when I drained you of the energy you stole.

Now, this may tickle a bit.

With this power,
Double X will be unstoppable.

The only double X's you'll see
are the ones I'm gonna put over your eyes.

The Batmen.

You'll be the perfect test
for my new power.

What? No one said anything about a test.

It's going to be a black day
for the Dark Knights.

- Whoa. Dude got big.
- Double X is feeding off the energy

flowing into Dr. Ecks
to increase his size and strength.

Destroying all of you
is going to be three times the fun.

- Do we understand the plan?
- Cause pain.

Find the off switch.

Hey, we're getting our bodies back.

Good for us, but better for the bad guys.

Bummer.

Oh, man. Game over.

No, it's not.

But it is fourth and long
with time running out.

We can take a knee
or we can go for the win. As a team.

You call the play, kid.

Huh? Stop. What are you doing?

Calling an audible.

Let me out.
The energy transfer's not complete.

- You know we're going to regret this, right?
- Probably.

My power!

Remember us? It's payback time.

No! I won't go back
into this spineless excuse for a human.

We're almost out of time.

Get in the chamber and I'll use my power
to reverse the process.

I'll pass.

- It simply isn't logical.
- Seriously?

Look, no one is smarter or more logical
than Science Batman.

No crime fighter is as tough
as Physical Batman.

And without Slacker Batman's heart,

the other personas wouldn't be able
to work together.

The world needs
the one and only Batman.

Nice speech. But if you're gonna keep up
with this hero stuff, you'll need a name.

I got it. Flame Dude.

I'll consider it.

That's all I ask.

Nice work, Ronnie and Jason.
You guys make quite the team.

Thanks, but you can call us Firestorm.

Firestorm? You sure?

I kind of liked Flame Dude.

Oh, brother.