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It's fantastic. Money buys you power, so no-one can get one over on you.

And no-one can...

No-one can hurt you.

My life's completely changed.

AMY: Why don't you stand up to her? (Phone ringing)

You're frightened of her. STUART: I'm not frightened of my own mother!

You could've fooled me! When have you ever stuck up for me?

I do! When?

That's not the point. We're not arguing about me mam.

I am not having your mother telling me how to bring up my own son.

I'm not having this conversation!

She thinks cos she's a dinner lady she knows everything.

And she blames me for the mess we're in.

Are we right? No, see you there.

You'll be late. Them idiots from head office are coming up.

I'll see you there. Want me to hold your hand?

They're waiting for me. You're paranoid.

I shouldn't have let you talk me into that holiday. It set us back two grand.

A week in Ibiza big deal!

Oi! What are you doing? Sorry, there's a gas leak.

They're digging up the path.

Hi, Dad. You all right?

Yeah, I'm just on my way to work.

I was wondering if you could lend me a few quid until...

Yeah. Right.

I was gonna pay you back but you went walkabout with whatsherface.

I wouldn't ask you if I wasn't desperate. They're gonna...

I've gotta go.

All right! Get off me!

Hello, Jamie.

You decided to take a little detour, did you?

I want two grand off you...or my gear back.

I haven't got your gear. Looks like we're going for a little ride.

Where are you taking me?

Boss, seriously, it weren't my fault.

The bloke who was supposed to buy the gear screwed me over.

He nicked it all! I can even tell you where he lives.

Boss, seriously, I work in a shop. You know where I work.

You can trust me. I'm good at selling stuff.

I'll send you 400 quid as soon as me pay hits the bank.

I might even be able to stretch to five.

Boss, I promise you. I get paid today. You'll get your money by Tuesday.

You've said that for three weeks. I mean it this time.

I've heard it all before, Jamie. What are you doing?

Honest! I sold some stuff on eBay. I'm just waiting for the money.

And Rumpelstiltskin shagged Sleeping Beauty.

I know I screwed up but you won't lose out. You'll get your money.

I sold my bike and my laptop! I've done really well.

I don't believe a bloody word you say. But it's the truth!

Want to know what the truth is?

You work in a shop, shit for brains.

Shops have big, shiny tills that are full of money.

Guess who's gonna be Guy Fawkes.

Oh, God! No! Please! I'll do anything you want.

No, please! I swear you're gonna get your money!

I swear on my mam's life you're gonna get your money!

I'll do anything! It's too late.

No! OK, listen! Listen! Listen!

I know the number for the till at work and the safe. It's a rollover week!

OK, lads. Bonfire night.

No! No! Oh, God, no!

Just go...

Aargh!

(Chuckling)

Tomorrow. Or it's petrol.

(Thug chuckles)

Well, can you undo me?

Hey!

Can somebody untie me?

I promise you, I only found out about this two days ago and as soon as I did...

Sorry I'm late.

Stuart's brother, Jamie. They're both usually on time.

Pleased to meet you. I'm sorry, Bob. I messed up.

We're all being made redundant. You're joking!

Newbury's has bought us out. Yeah.

Where is Stuart?

He's on his way in. He had a row with his missus.

What? You see, what I don't get is why now?

Last Friday and Saturday, there were over six and a half grand in that safe.

And rollover weekend, sometimes we take even more.

On a more positive note, by way of an apology,

head office have offered a bottle of whisky or gin to each employee.

And this is the interesting bit.

He picks the whisky bottle up, not caring that his fingerprints will be all over it,

and then he goes to crack Bob Davis's head open with it.

So I gather you chose a bottle of gin.

Yeah, I'm...not really a whisky drinker.

But your fingerprints were found on the neck of the bottle of whisky the assailant used.

Why do you think that was, Jamie?

Dunno. Shall I tell you why?

Yeah. Go on, then. Same reason your alibi didn't check out.

Look, it's not my fault if the Black Swan CCTV got recorded over, is it?

It were nowt to do with me.

I was there. You spoke to my mate. He told you the truth.

Did he? Your fingerprints were on the whisky bottle

cos it was you that robbed the store and cracked Bob over the head with it.

Well...

I guess you've thought of everything, haven't you, Columbo?

Oh, hang on a minute.

I remember now.

I don't think you can tick that box because um...

if you look back at your morning footage,

I think you'll find that Mr Allen offered me the whisky...

..and I changed my mind.

I gave him it back and went for the gin instead.

I'm sure it'll all be there for you to...crawl over.

Now, if there's nothing else...

I've only got to pick up my new suit from me tailor's.

I've gotta look good for Bob's do tonight.

Don't see why we don't get a decent car.

I've just bought this house, a £20,000 ring, booked a holiday in St Lucia.

So crack your face.

Hiya! Nice house.

Cheers.

We've got loads to do to it but we couldn't stay at your mam's any longer.

Come and have a look at the pool.

Better go. You're being summoned.

We bought everything off 'em even the fishes.

Oh, bloody hell! (Chuckles)

What time are you and Stu setting off tonight?

I'm not going to Bob's do. It's my mate's hen night.

Oh. Right.

Well, if you come to my club later, I'll make sure they give you some bottles of fizz.

Oh, yeah. Great.

So, if I tell them I'm Stuart's fiancee, will they know who I am?

Yeah. Yeah, course they will.

When did you get engaged?

Oh, he's asked me to marry him loads of times.

I saw this ring in a jeweller's in town and I loved it.

So I rang him and he said, "Yeah, just get it."

We might get married in St Lucia

and we'll have a party when we come back.

(Lively classical strings)

Hey, great do, Bob. Congratulations. Thanks.

Hey, Jamie.

Have you got something to say to me, lad?

Good luck in South Africa, mate.

In't it lovely! Do you know when you're gonna get married, then?

Well, he said the honeymoon was in South Africa,

so he's gonna have to get a move on.

(Click) You all right?

Yeah.

Ah, so what are you two up to, then?

As if I need to ask. We've just put Stacey to bed.

Right. We have.

Don't, Leanne. He's off his face. Piss off.

Anyway, don't bother me what you get up to. I'm not your missus.

All that sniff's giving you brain rot.

Tosser.

(Squealing)

Hey, hey! (Shrieking)

Hey, boys! Whoo!

(Whooping)

(Engine revs) Very nice.

(Whooping)

What are you doing here?

Do you want a lift? Yeah!

Right...

Night, girls.

See you after my holiday!

(Whooping)

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Oh, cheers.

They treating you well? Can't complain.

For that business you sorted for me. Cheers, mate.

The police asked me a lot of other stuff but I just kept saying what you told me.

Nice one.

Job well done, mate.

It'll all be up his nose by morning.

What did you give it to him for, then? Cos I owed him.

I don't like owing people money.

I've been there, done that.

So, do you still take stuff? No. I'm clean.

Really? Yeah.

I'm serious. I had to make a choice when I won the money.

I either sniff the whole lot away or... live the life I always wanted.

Mm.

Didn't think you had it in you. Well, there you go.

I don't like being mashed off my head, anyway, scared to go outside.

Made me do things I'm not proud of.

Like what?

I'm not telling you.

So, did you have a good time at Bob's do?

A little bit boring. Best bit was when he asked his missus to marry him.

She wouldn't answer until he agreed to go to South Africa.

Aw.

Here, first time Stuart asked me to marry him

was when I told him I were pregnant with Jack.

We'd only been together three and a half months.

So things worked out for you and our Stu?

I think so.

I mean, I wish he'd stand up to your mam sometimes

and I don't see why she has to live with us now we've got all this money.

He'll never do owt to upset me mam.

He's always been her favourite.

Suppose I were me dad's favourite.

Do you know what, though? He never tells me anything.

You know, sometimes I think I'm invisible.

Might as well have had a bag on me head.

I've got what I owe you.

Found a big, shiny till, did you?

How much? Two grand.

It's three now. What?

Interest, sunshine.

You can't do that! It's all I've got.

Oh, yes, I can. Come on, cough up.

Chop-chop.

Good lad.

(Horn toots)

I thought I were hearing things when he said we should take your mam...

Come on. We're leaving.

But I haven't finished me... Come on.

Jamie.

Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. Look at you in your snazzy suit.

How are you, mate? I heard your news. You must be made up.

Yeah.

So where you buying these days? Out of town.

Right.

And you must be a model, darling, with a face and a figure like that.

Rumour has it you're part-owner of this place. Rumour would be right.

If you want to talk business... I'll find you.

We could work together. You don't know anything about clubs.

Don't be a dick. I'm not talking about clubs.

Well, that's what I'm into. So, no. I don't think so.

D'you mind? This is new.

Go on.

Stuart's gonna go mad when he realises what time it is.

Car's not here. He would've stayed over. No, he'd have rung me if he was staying.

Maybe he had something else on his mind.

Like what?

(Alarm bleeps)

Oh...

What's the number? I think we changed it to Daisy's birthday.

It's gonna go off.

20...12!

Happy now you've woke the whole bloody house up?

(Alarm beeps)

Who you with?

No-one. Nan!

It's all right, darling. I'm coming. (Jamie giggles)

Witch.

Why didn't you want your mam to know you were here?

Cos I don't want her knowing all me business.

I'm not me brother.

So, what did you think to me club?

All right.

Not my kind of place. Really?

What's your kind of place, then? Don't know.

I just think all that stuff's a bit...seedy.

(Laughs) Says you, sat there looking like a porn star.

I'm only dressed like this cos of t'hen night. Yeah, I know. I'm winding you up.

You look fantastic.

You could wear a black bin liner and still look sexy.

I wish. Yeah, you could. You know you could an' all.

You're an amazing-looking bird. First time I saw you I thought you were fit.

Really? Yeah.

I were dead jealous of me brother.

Don't know how lucky he is.

He's got everything. Yeah, like you haven't!

Nah, I mean... You know, stuff that matters, like...

you...kids, this house.

You could buy an 'ouse. What for?

If I were with someone, that'd be different, but...

How come you never keep a girlfriend?

Dunno.

Went out with Mel for 11 months.

The longest I've been out with anyone. Why'd it finish?

I were on t'sniff. I nicked 50 quid out of her purse.

She found out. She dumped me. I don't blame her.

Never tried it, have you?

No.

Have you got some? No.

I told you, I'm clean. I wouldn't give you any if I had.

Oh, cheers! I like you. So why would I?

First time I tried it, some lass had just dumped me.

Sat in t'pub with me mate. He offered me a line.

Went on to some house party and...

next thing I knew, I'd done 120 quid of gear.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Has Stuart ever taken any?

Nah. Never does owt wrong, our Stu. Never been in trouble.

Before you even knew our Stuart, I did six months in t'bad boys' home for nicking.

I didn't know that. Cars, clothes.

Anything I could get me hands on.

I went a bit...mental after me dad left.

Suppose I'm a bit like him, really.

Cos he was always in trouble an' all.

Bloody loved him, though.

I used to go round his flat after he left but...

Bitch he were living with wouldn't let me in.

I hated her.

How old were you? I was 13.

So I got to thinking...

..if he don't give a shit about me, then why should I?

Uh...

Hey, come in t'pool.

Come on. Water's beautiful.

Stop it!

What you doing? I'm sorry. You seemed to like it.

I didn't and you should never have done that.

All right. I love Stuart. I always have.

I'll be your sister-in-law. I thought you were coming on to me.

You thought wrong.

Jamie! Jamie.

Your mates left you with a shitload of stuff on your bill.

They weren't my mates.

AMY: There's nothing you can show me that would shock me.

JAMIE: I think this would. Really?

Yeah.

It's your old man.

What are they doing?

I'm saying nothing.

Two mojitos and a pint of lager. Coming up!

Now, then...I ain't seen you around here no more.

I haven't seen you either. Right.

Well, I'm Jamie, and I'm part-owner of this place.

From now on, I'm gonna be picking the staff.

I'm dead happy with you cos you've got a nice smile and long eyelashes.

They're false. You shouldn't have told me that.

I thought they were your own.

So what's your name? Tanya.

You, outside! Piss off! I'm talking. What are you doing?

I just had this made! Did you show Amy a photo of me and Leanne?

Did you? I don't know what you're talking about.

Show me your phone. What for?

Cos you're a lying bastard! That's why.

You do anything like that again and I'll kill you.

TANYA: Are you all right?

All right, show's over, folks!

(Doorbell)

That'll be Denise.

Mam?

All right, I expect t'skivvy will get it.

What's she doing here? She wants us all to meet up.

I didn't tell Stuart about you trying to kiss me.

Why would you? It were weeks ago.

Anyway, you came on to me.

I were just telling Denise, Leanne and Stuart are still at t'solicitors.

They shouldn't be long now, though.

Sit down. Thanks.

You've got a wonderful house.

Yeah, I know.

Did you get in touch with Peter? Yeah.

I left a message for Bob at his hotel.

(Wind chimes tinkling)

Hot, in't it?

37 degrees today.

Is it? Oh.

This um...

This marriage, it's all above board and everything, yeah?

Oh, yeah, of course.

This is an accredited chapel.

Um...I'm the minister.

Oh, right you are. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

It's just that it looks... You know, it's...

You know, it don't feel real. You know?

Like the church in England that people like us normally get married in.

That's because we are in South Africa here.

Yeah, yeah, I'm being stupid.

That's cos I'm nervous. Well, that's perfectly understandable.

You're making a lifetime commitment.

Yeah. I might not have long left.

Sorry? Nothing.

It's not important. Doesn't matter.

Yeah, I'll shut up now.

Maybe you should listen to the chimes. It will calm you.

Yeah, yeah. (Chimes tinkling)

Will you look at that.

What on God's earth made her pick me?

You put the moon and the stars to shame, Annie Baker.

Right. Come on. Let's get on with it.

Before she changes her mind. (All laugh)

We've just been to see about the new bungalow we're having built for my mam.

Where have you been? You know where we've been.

Sorry we're so late. What are you doing in my house?

What's he done wrong? He knows what.

No, I don't! Don't worry, Denise. It's not your fault.

When you showed me that picture of Stuart and Leanne...

Not that again! ..t'police ended up getting involved.

Amy... Cos Stacey in't her kid, right?

She fostered her and did a runner. All right.

I was just explaining.

Why do you always take her side? There are no sides.

It's been hard for us all, especially me, with her and her daughter here for three weeks.

We'll be gone soon enough. Don't make me feel worse than I do.

I've said I'm sorry a million times for what I did.

I tried to make it up to you by letting you stay... She were bailed to this address.

You must have said she could be. I have no idea what's going on.

But look, Leanne, I never meant to cause any trouble for you.

Me and you have always been mates and I should never have taken that picture

but I thought it was just a bit of fun.

Yeah, well, your bit of fun might have cost her her daughter.

How come? The birth mother wants Stacey back.

Yeah. And she's a junkie.

What kind of life will Stacey have if the Welsh courts make Leanne give her back?

That's easy sorted. All it needs is a name and address.

Which we don't have. Don't get in trouble!

She's called Gwyneth Jenkins and she used to live in Portmead.

How the hell do you know that?

When Leanne stole her baby, she did an interview in the newspaper.

It's all on t'internet. Why didn't you say something before?

Nobody asked!

All I came for was to tell you that Andy from the lottery's been in touch

cos they want us to do some sort of interview

about how our lives have changed since we won.

What, for the telly?

I don't know. We should discuss it. (Text alert)

I didn't know if you'd want to do it after everything that's happened.

It makes no difference to me any more.

There's been a break-in at the club. Let me know what you decide but I'm in.

See you!

So what shall I tell him?

Are you gonna get paid for it? They just gave us 18 million.

I'll say yes, then.

So, Stuart, Amy tells me that you're gonna get married.

Are we? What do you mean, "Are we?"

I can't believe you just said that.

We decided we were gonna get married in St Lucia.

Everything's arranged now.

She decided. Better make Stacey and me some tea.

(Sighs)

I now pronounce you...man and wife.

You may now...

..kiss your bride. Oh, sorry.

Come on. Let's go. We've got a lot to fit in today.

What the frigging hell happened?

They trashed my Ferrari. Oh, shit.

I didn't check out front.

Jesus Christ, look at the state of you!

Bastards!

We were just opening, security hadn't even got here.

They just burst in, smashed the place up.

I mean, I couldn't stop them.

Who rang t'coppers?

Tanya. OFFICER: They all had Leeds accents?

TANYA: Yeah, well, two of them did.

I didn't hear the other one speak.

Trouble seems to follow you around.

I'm part owner of this place.

Are you done with Tanya? I think so.

Wayne, get Tanya a taxi home. I'm all right.

You sure? Yeah.

Did you get anything off the CCTV, then?

Nothing conclusive. Maybe one of them did the shop.

You never know.

I've been meaning to ask you something.

If someone got caught with a load of gear... What kind of gear?

Cocaine.

How long would they go down for?

Intent to supply or deal in Class A?

Could get anything up to life.

BOB: If I died now, I'd die a happy man.

ANNIE: Don't start.

No, I'm just saying, you know.

Oh, look, Bob, zebras!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, look at them.

Look, warthogs, look!

Look at the little babies.

Look at those.

Hey, they're not scared.

Well, they live here, don't they?

Hey, look at that!

Look! Is that a giraffe?

Excuse me, love. Can you stop, please, love?

'Ey, look at that.

It's amazing.

Only time I've ever seen a giraffe is on telly. I've never seen a real one!

Isn't it wonderful? It's coming over.

Bob!

Bloody hell, look at that.

It's getting a bit close, Bob.

I don't want it too close, though.

We could've shared a vehicle, it would've been cheaper.

I can afford it. Look, elephants!

Oh, look, Bob!

Look at them.

This is special, in't it? It's our wedding day.

It might be the last day...

For heaven's sake, it's not gonna be your last day so get that out of your head.

..our last day out and about.

This is our first day as a married couple and there's gonna be hundreds more.

Did you hear that, eh, up there?

Come on, give us a smile.

Got the elephants?

Do you know something? You look really well.

Do I? Not bad for three weeks of heavy drugs.

Yeah.

What?

I see you've brought your muscle with you.

I see you've brought yours.

What do you want? Money.

There's erm...

Oh, how can I put it?

..a little business opportunity that's sailing our way.

A very lucrative business opportunity.

One that I'd like to share with someone who wants to invest.

Like a few bob. How much?

A million.

Is that all?

Which I'll turn into three in two weeks.

That's about the same as what you won on the lottery, in't it?

3.6. There you go.

It'd be nice to give it a little boost, wouldn't it?

I bet you spent a few bob on your club and your Porsche and Ferrari.

Yeah, that you trashed.

I've got no idea what you're talking about.

But it doesn't last long these days, does it?

Especially when you're partial to a bit of powder yourself.

I've got a little problem in Wales that needs sorting.

Well...Brian's granny lives in Wales.

Consider it done.

And erm...

how about you leave me a deposit, out of good will?

Say...two kilo for my own private?

(Chuckles)

It says on that menu there...

..that those mountains are two billion years old.

I expect they'll be here long after we're gone.

I expect they will.

So...

big day tomorrow.

This is supposed to be taking your mind off things.

It's not working, is it?

We're not talking about it but we're thinking about it.

Mr Shapiro said he wouldn't do it if he didn't think you had a chance.

Yeah, a chance.

But what's the percentage, eh?

Nobody wants to talk about that, do they?

You've got to have a positive attitude, love.

I'm trying.

(Birds cackle)

BOB: If anything goes wrong... It won't.

No, I need to tell you. I don't want to hear. I'm not listening.

Annie, I need you to listen.

Then I can go into the operating theatre knowing everything is taken care of.

So if things don't go well and I'm left brain-dead or locked in,

I want you to turn the machine off, all right?

Yeah.

Right.

OK. I want my body flying back to England.

I want burying in Gledhill cemetery. Make sure you get the plot next to it for you.

I don't want any flowers.

I want donations made to brain tumour research.

And I want Bruce Springsteen's Thunder Road when people are coming into the church.

I want them playing that. And then...

Sorry, this is as far as you can go.

I won't be a sec. I just need to tell my wife something.

So I want Bruce Springsteen, right, when people are coming into the church,

This Life when they put me into the ground.

Oh, the house, the money and everything I've got, that's yours.

Just make sure the lads are all right.

Of course.

Especially our Matthew, what with Gemma being pregnant and him being a dreamer.

So, I'll either see you in intensive care or Gledhill cemetery.

I love you.

I love you.

OK. Thank you. Thank you very much, sorry.

Where's all my shirts? They're all packed.

You'll have to open your case and take one off the top.

I can't wait to get on that plane.

Tina says you get champagne and movies in first class.

They know we've got a limo coming later, don't they?

Yeah.

You could jump bail.

We could run away.

I did something wrong.

And now I've got to get it sorted.

For Stacey's sake.

There's plenty of people that do things wrong and never end up paying for it.

But they spend the rest of their lives looking over their shoulder,

worried it's gonna catch up with them.

Yeah.

So...are Denise and Rodney gonna bring you back?

I don't know that I'm coming back.

Right.

Do you mind if we take a bit of footage of you in the house, Joyce?

It's not my house, it's our Stuart's.

I live up there above t'garage.

That's all right.

Two-car garage, that's not bad.

That's lovely. Mandy, get this.

Right here.

It's our Jamie!

That must be for me! Jamie, your youngest son?

Yeah, that's right!

That's wonderful.

(Laughs happily)

A present for you, Mam. Oh, Jamie.

I hope you like red.

Oh, love.

I'll be in in a minute, yeah? Hi.

Jamie's girlfriend? No, I'm not.

Thanks, love, it's gorgeous!

Oh, Jamie!

I'll have that cash bag you found, now.

I burned it the same day as I found it.

Did you really think I'd shop my own son?

I can't believe you want to do the interview in that horrible T-shirt.

What does it matter?

I thought we'd do a couple of group interviews, then some individual ones.

We can do them round t'pool or in t'orangery.

You've got a pool?

Yeah.

Didn't Stuart tell you?

I'll show you t'pool.

Wow.

So do you want me to talk about how I hadn't paid my lottery money?

No, no need.

I'm sorry you had to go through all that.

I was just a bit shocked when I found out it were our Jamie who hadn't voted for me.

It's all right, he's told me.

I thought it was a strange thing for one brother to do to another.

Hey, Leanne, just so you know...

it should go all right in Wales, cos Stacey's real mum is not going to be in court.

I sorted it.

What?

She's having a nice little holiday with a few quid in her back pocket.

She wanted that more than her daughter back.

You shouldn't have done that. Why not?

Sometimes you've got to take matters into your own hands, tip the scales a bit.

And I owed you after all t'trouble I caused.

(Door bell)

What time are you leaving?

Straight after this. It's a five-hour drive.

Want me in the middle?

You can go between Leanne and Denise.

Any time you like, girls.

Someone wants to see you.

Who is it?

Me!

Look who it is! Bloody hell, Bob!

LEANNE: I can't believe you're back!

He wanted to come straight from the airport.

I wasn't going to miss it this time. Good to see you.

We brought a little something for the kids.

Look at this house, eh? Hello. It's a bloody mansion.

It's got five bedrooms, a pool and a nanny flat.

Bob, it's so lovely to see you.

Well, it's lovely to be here.

Come on, then, how are you all?

Never mind us, how are you?

It worked. (Gasps)

They think they got it all.

It's not 100 per cent, but I've to have a bit more treatment and hopefully I'll be all right.

Fantastic news. The best.

How was it? Swear to God,

worse than that crack on the head with a bottle.

Worth it, though? Oh, yeah.

Well worth it. I wouldn't be here otherwise.

Heavens, I nearly forgot.

May I introduce you to Mrs Annie Davis?

Aww!

Congratulations. Cheers, mate.

I'm well made up for you, Bob. 'Ey up.

Bob, would you mind if we throw you in at the deep end?

Go ahead and just look straight into camera. Right.

Bob?

How's winning the lottery changed your life?

Well, it took a bit of time to sink in at first, what with the crack on the head and that.

I wasn't sure how much money to give my lads.

I mean, it's a responsibility, isn't it?

But, you know, I'm...

Anyway, Annie.

On a more positive note,

it's bought me more time to spend with the woman that I love...

..God willing.

We're getting off. I've got a club to run.

Before you do, can I have a word? Yeah, sure.

Wait in t'car, Tanya.

See you.

Why did you vote for me to not get t'money?

What are you talking about?

Andy told me. Liar.

I just don't understand why you wouldn't want me to have a share of the winnings.

You wouldn't even be part of the syndicate if I hadn't got you a job.

You got your money so what's your problem?

You knew I was skint. I couldn't afford anywhere for me and Amy to live.

How could you do that to your flesh and blood?

You put her before me!

What?

That day before we won the lottery.

The morning Amy left.

You knew they were waiting for me but you didn't give a shit!

You were only bothered about her and you let me go out by myself!

She was leaving me! You've no idea what they did to me.

You've no frigging idea.

I know what you did to Bob. It's got nothing to do with Bob.

You're my brother. I looked up to you and you let me down, just like Dad.

Just like every other tosser.

I'm gonna hand myself in.

I'm gonna tell t'coppers everything! Yeah, yeah.

Whatever.

Wanker!

It has been a good thing, though.

Because I've been able to make people's lives better.

Especially my mum's.

I'm so pleased things are working out for you, Denise.

I don't think it's made my life any better.

I think I was happier before.

Sorry to hear about your trouble, love. Hope it goes well in Wales.

Thanks, Bob.

I've bought a house and I don't owe anything to anyone any more.

I suppose it's made me sort my life out, though.

I don't think winning t'lottery's changed me.

It's people around me what's changed.

What time's your taxi coming?

I don't know.

I don't care.

Once you get to St Lucia, you'll forget all about me.

I won't.

I know you think I'm just this sad bloke who's got a thing for you.

It's all a bit embarrassing. I bet you can't wait to get in that car.

You couldn't be more wrong.

I wish we were both free to do what we want but we're not.

I can't do this any more.

I'm coming with you. No, you're not.

Amy and your family need you.

I don't love her any more.

And she don't love me.

She only came back cos of t'money.

That's not true. It is.

At Bob's party...

you said I didn't have to do anything to make you love me.

I shouldn't have said that.

Tell me you don't feel anything for me and I'll forget it.

Tell me.

We've both got things we've got to sort out before we can...

Before what?

What if I get things sorted?

What if I get my life straightened out?

I'm not going to change my mobile number.

(Sobbing)

What's the matter, Mummy?

You all right, love?

No, just drive, please.

I don't know what we're doing here. Something I want you to see.

Here we go.

Right, wait here.

Get in.

Just so you know, if anything dodgy happens, I've got my bird in the Porsche.

She'll speed-dial my lads.

That's not very trusting, considering what I've done for you.

Your little Taffy squeeze cost me 2K and a couple of grams.

How do I know you won't tie me to a tree and set fire to me?

Bless his little cotton socks.

Did I frighten you? Have you got the stuff?

Have you got the money? My bird's giving it a final count.

You're sweating, son. It's a lot of money.

Show me the gear and I'll go get it.

Daz.

(Inhales deeply)

It's good stuff.

Jumped up little arse-wipe.

What was all that about?

You'll see.

What's he doing now?

I don't like this. Go, go, go!

(Sirens blare)

Get off!

(Jamie laughs)

Bastard!

(Horn toots)

Have that, you tosser!

You bastard!

So how long do you need to think about things?

I don't know.

You just enjoy your holiday.

That's not gonna happen, is it?

Cos you've ruined it for me.

I'm sorry, Amy.

Buy yourself something new.

Don't worry, I intend to.

Are you gonna be here when I'm back?

I've no idea.

It's her, isn't it?

No.

It is.

I'm not stupid.

Bye, Daisy.

You're not the man I thought you were, Stuart.

You've changed since you've won the lottery.

Thanks for going with her, Mum.

At least t'kids will be fed.

Don't row with her.

She's not all bad.

Now then, little man. Come here.

Are you gonna be a good boy for your mummy and Nanny? Yeah?

Why are you not coming?

I can't, mate.

I've got a few things here I've to sort out, OK?

Come here.

Don't you worry.

I'll take care of 'em.

You do what you have to do.

There.

Come on, love.

People like that shouldn't get away with it.

They could've had guns. Yeah, they're proper thugs.

Right, Wayne? You put my life in danger without telling me.

I want you to see what happens to bullies.

Yeah, well, you should've asked me.

Two gin and tonics, please, mate.

I get paid £8 an hour. I don't mind picking your mum's car up.

How much do you want?

To do what? I'll give you more money.

Listen, I don't want you waiting tables any more, all right?

I think you're better than that.

I'd like to look after you.

You can continue with your studies but I'm buying us a penthouse.

I'd like you to move in with me.

Why would I want to do that? I don't even know you.

Job well done, Officer. Come to give me a reward?

James Andrew Bradley,

I'm arresting you on suspicion of armed robbery and grievous bodily harm.

You don't have to say anything... Are you mental?

I have just given you on a plate the biggest drug dealer in Leeds.

..may be given in evidence. I don't believe this!

What armed robbery? Right Buy U supermarket, 14th October.

A load of bollocks. Not according to your brother.

He's just pissed off cos I didn't vote for him to get his lottery money. Never mind.

Me brief will sort all that out.

I'll get me stuff.

Go with him.

(Engine revs, tyres squeal)

Sir, he's driven off. He's gone.

Shite!

(Siren blares)

Stay with him, Steve. Move it.

He's gone right.

Come on, then. Let's see what you've got.

(Sirens blare)

(Tyres screech)

(Rings)

Shit!

Shit!

(Brakes squeal)

STUART: Jamie, it's me.

I've rung t'coppers. I couldn't live with myself any more.

I'm sorry.

OFFICER: Please get urgent assistance.

(Knock at door)

Winning the lottery's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Life's sweet. (Chuckles)

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