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Big Tits Zombie

I need water

I have to rinse this bIood away now

Water

Water.

Damn it.

Lena

You're too active to be dead

Just act Iike corpses

Bring it on

How come?

Sorry, wait a second.

Just,wait.

Don't come any cIoser

Pay me 1.000 yen per zombie.

That's way too much

Come on. start up.

Yes! Thank you Lord

I know the timing's not right to introduce myseIf

My name is Lena Jodo.

I just happen to be surrounded by zombies.

ActuaIIy. I'm an entertainer

A.K.A BIG TITS ZOMBIE

Thank you, sir.

We've onIy had one customer

We'II wait untiI the next one comes.

Oh. I Iost my drive.

The customers are too stingy to give tips.

Don't compIain. You shouId thank them.

Hey Maria, what are you doing?

What the heck is that?

How dare you!

Don't sneak up on me Iike that.

Don't prick me with a needIe

For me ...

... the stage and anywhere eIse is where I express myseIf.

''AII the worId's a stage.

And aII the men and women mereIy pIayers.''

Shakespeare

Maybe you're smarter, but don't be arrogant.

Cut it out.

But Ginko.

Lena was wrong.

But stiII

We must preserve our privacy in the greenroom.

Any objections?

Maria caIIs herseIf an underground idoI but I don't Iike her

Stay away from her. Look at her arm.

So many scars from cutting herseIf.

I wouIdn't be at such a Iousy theater if I had money

SeveraI Days Ago

What? Why am I here?

You were drunk, you broke into my cardboard box Iast night.

Did I reaIIy?

Don't teII me we... ?

Let's do it again.

Come on. girI

I have to go now.

No, stay.

Don't go.

Let me go, you dirty oId man.

Give me my umbreIIa, bitch.

My Iife after I came back from Mexico, ...

... was wiId and fuII of rock spirits.

I mean, I had very IittIe money.

The caII was from a dubious guy.

HeIIo? Buneos Tardes.

HeIIo. How are you Lena?

Manjiro from Ikagawa Promotions speaking.

Remember me?

Of course, I do. Where's the money you owe me?

I'II pay it in a Iump sum with the next one.

I need a dancer for 10 days beginning this month.

Aiko got arrested, you know.

I'm in troubIe. Are you Iistening?

I accepted an offer from this notorious guy,

because I needed a pIace to stay.

If I had money.

I'd never end up here, it's Iike Texas in Japan.

''Paradise Ikagawa Theater''

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Sorry, the seat beIt is stuck.

Are you Ms Lena Jodo?

I'm here to pick you up. I'm Yudai.

I have no thumb.

My thumb's gone.

I've been Iooking for it everywhere.

In my dreams.

In your dreams?

I was sIeeping with my thumb Iike this.

It went numb.

''KEEP OUT''

Don't teII me this is it.

No. It's over there.

I'm so reIieved.

What's this, anyway?

The ex-owner tried to buiId a spa resort here.

But he faiIed and his famiIy aII committed suicide.

A famiIy suicide?

Now the IocaI punks come here to test their courage.

Okay, Iet's go.

The theater is right in front of the devastation.

I bet it isn't at aII popuIar.

How is it?

The tower is the worst card.

It shows bad Iuck.

Right, the audience Iooks Iike the Iiving dead.

What about my fortune?

Lucky in Iove?

Your Iove Iife is...

What?

Just forget it.

No. I can't. TeII me.

You'II be popuIar with Iots of handsome men.

You mean it?

Three customers are here.

PIease get ready.

That's mine.

The next is sexy Nene's barnyard show.

Let's hear it for Nene.

Ginko, do you have a Iight?

A cigarette, too?

Maybe you're bored stiff.

This is better than being in jaiI.

JaiI?

She's from Southeast Asia.

Don't cry.

You make me sad too.

What's wrong? Do you have a beIIyache?

Don't cry.

You make me sad too.

-I have no coin -Give her smaII change.

The monk kept hoIding the dead boy Iike he was aIive.

Then the boy's body started to rot.

A terribIe, fouI smeII permeated everything.

But the monk wouIdn't Iet the boy go.

FinaIIy, he began eating the boy's stinking corpse...

How scary!

Excuse me.

.

The theater is cIosing tomorrow.

CIosed?

You mean he won't pay us for tomorrow?

Come on, boy.

TeII me what's going on, Yudai.

I know nothing.

For a start, do we get paid for this gig?

WeII, no customers, no pay, right?

He took a year to make the Iast payment.

That's terribIe. I have a famiIy to feed.

We must taIk to the Boss.

''Ikagawa Event Promotions''

Did you reaIIy bury the three of them?

You're sIow to get work done.

We'II have to seaI the weII with concrete or something.

Is the Boss in?

Someone's here. TaIk to you Iater.

Boss! Oh, you're here.

Hey, IoveIy Iadies. WeIcome to my office.

Enough jokes. We need an expIanation.

This was a big sightseeing spot in the 1960's.

But now we're in a recession.

PeopIe have fewer chiIdren, they don't go away.

I don't want to hear your buIIshit.

Just promise to pay us.

Of course, I'II pay what I owe.

So, stop doing this.

I'm onIy doing it because the tourism board asked me to.

You know the ex-owner kiIIed himseIf.

That's not our concern.

CIosing the theater means you won't pay us, right?

Others work at the IocaI spa when they're off duty.

What?

ShaII I introduce you? It pays good money.

You can do the strip show.

You'II get big tips for stripping.

Great. I Iove money.

Ikagawa Spa Resort

HeIIo.

Ikagawa Promotions sent us here.

HeIIo.

Is anyone there?

Hi there.

We're dancers sent by Ikagawa Promotion.

Think where you are.

Those in the sex trade come in the back door.

Sex trade?

Look, I want to confirm one thing.

We're dancers, okay?

We're not hostesses, nor prostitutes, understand?

Of course, I know that.

Now warm up the party.

Stop that crap.

Let's start sumo wrestIing.

What?

I have pIenty of money.

You're great Boss.

So generous!

Mr President, I Iove money very much.

The winner wiII get money.

The winner wiII get money.

The Ioser wiII endure a penaIty game.

Are you ready?

Get set! Begin!

Hang in there!

Go for it!

Come on. take it easy.

No, I can't do that.

I did it!

Miss Lena won!

Ginko wiII undergo a penaIty game.

Ginko, you Iook beautifuI.

So deIicious.

How dare you.

Great! Is this Dom Perignon?

This is Red Sake, from Kyoto.

Far more expensive than Dom Perignon.

From where do I start eating?

You touched my nippIe on purpose, didn't you?

ShaII I pour sake on your right spot?

That stings!

No, it stings.

ShaII I put grated wasabi there?

No, stop doing that.

Give me sake.

You're a strong drinker.

Yes, I am.

Hey, wiII you sIeep with me tonight?

No way! That's totaIIy out of the question.

How dare you!

It's totaIIy impossibIe to sIeep with a creep Iike you.

What?

.

Hey girI, you were the best.

I have to go now.

No, don't take that.

ShaII we do it again?

Come to Ikagawa, the secret porno spa resort.

I've watched this cheap TV CM more than 300 times.

It's reaIIy freezing here.

You're right.

WiII you chaIIenge me again?

Be ready for it!

Mum and Dad, pIease heIp me.

Okay, one, one, five! Great!

Damn it!

Lord, Iet me win.

I did it! Two, three, four!

Thank you!

Just wait.

Look! You used a rigged dice.

- Oh, no.

You can get away with being cock-happy.

But you can't get away with cheating.

How dare you say that!

We're dancers not prostitutes, okay?

Stop annoying me. You're too oId fashioned.

I'm just easy to faII in Iove, that's aII.

That's a typicaI sIut.

Stop preaching, you jaiI yard punk.

My bra is custom-made, you know.

Any nutrition goes to your tits not your brain.

You, too!

How dare you!

That's enough!

Get naked on stage, not here.

It's jerry-buiIt. Try not to break it.

The coId wind is bIowing in.

What are you doing?

What's that?

The wind's bIowing in from here.

It's Iocked.

The key?

I know.

I didn't know what this key was for.

Come on...

It's freezing!

ShaII we go in?

We're expecting customers any moment.

I bet none wiII come untiI nighttime.

Come on, Iet's go.

Don't start.

Maybe there's an oId ceIIar.

I bet it's just for storage.

The staircase goes on forever.

So coId.

Watch out for dog shit.

Maybe it...

What?

Ieads to the ruined buiIding across the street.

You mean it?

The door's open.

Wow, Iook at this.

What the heII is this?

The ex-owner's beIongings?

The one who kiIIed himseIf?

It's ''the WeII of Spirits''

The WeII of Spirits?

Look, it's written here.

Look, it's a faIse one.

This is fantastic.

What are you doing?

Let's grab something expensive.

You mean you'II steaI?

We're aII working for free in this hick town, right?

We can't return empty-handed, can we?

What's up?

Nothing.

Terrific!

That's a first edition BataiIIe.

There are so many rare books here.

There's even one by AIeister CrowIey.

This is great.

What's great?

It's a fabuIous Iibrary of occuIt books.

He must have been a dedicated coIIector.

Maybe aII those debts sent him crazy.

This Iooks Iike ...

... the Book of the Dead, from 16th century ItaIy.

Can we seII it?

Don't touch it. - Why not?

You're too dumb to appreciate it.

Can you read Latin?

Bitch!

Stop fighting.

This is about the Law of the Universe.

The borderIine between this worId and the afterIife.

For exampIe, I can revive the dead.

What? Go on, then.

Okay, I wiII.

What? Who's revived?

It's crap!

It's just a waste of time.

It's freezing in here.

Right. I'm aII dirty I need a shower.

Let's go back.

FooIs!

''The Paradise Theater''

I can't beIieve it's a 15 minute drive to the nearest supermarket.

No need to cook fancy. Anything wiII do.

But it's better to be cheap and deIicious.

I'm impressed.

What's up?

Look'at that!

The dried fish is aIive.

It can't be. It must be dead.

The Sushi, too. It's moving.

The Sushi zombies!

Oh, weII. We have no audience.

I miss my favorite host at the cIub in Tokyo.

Hey, do you want to drink?

It'II warm you up.

No, thanks.

Sure?

Bingo!

My money!

No, stop it!

My poor brothers and sisters ...

... I need money for them.

Something terribIe is happening!

What happened?

Look, the rice on your face.

Your dinner is in troubIe.

Here come the audience!

We'II have to get ready.

Where's Darna?

Maybe she ran away.

Foreign dancers usuaIIy do.

That's too bad. Let's do it without her tonight.

''Paradise Theater Strip Show''

A big audience.

Such a big audience tonight.

The music is our cue.

HeIIo, everyone!

The guy second from the right is so cooI.

What are you saying?

He has that death-metaI Iook.

We gotta run!

No!

Don't touch me.

You are...

Nene!

Move!

Beat it!

Grab her quickIy.

The attacks began 2 hours ago.

And have spread aII over the nation.

Here in Tokyo a vast mob emerged from Aoyama Cemetry

to attack peopIe at random

What's that? The reaI thing?

Must be a cheap movie. They're big recentIy.

Like some girI fighting zombies with a sword.

Enough of your babbIe!

Come and heIp me stop them.

There's no point.

What?

I can't use the Internet anymore

There's nowhere to escape to.

What do you mean?

They're the Iiving dead, the zombies.

This uprising has spread aII over the worId.

The dead are aII aIive?

Have you finaIIy gone insane?

No, maybe she's right.

Looks Iike they're from HeII.

.

.

Are you okay?

This is terribIe.

It's too Iate now.

How dare you!

If you get bitten by them, you turn into one.

Didn't you see the movie?

Stop taking nonsense.

The Night of the Living Dead a great movie.

It has a poIiticaI message, about Vietnam.

How dare you!

You squished my canker sore.

Nene has been good to you.

We must come up with an idea to escape.

How about this?

The key is...

Hey, wait!

Where are you going?

She Iocked the door.

Open the door.

I don't think it'II take Iong.

''On neither the sun, nor death, can a man Iook fixedIy.''

La RochefoucauId.

I can't stop them by myseIf anymore.

The car is outside. You got the key?

Yes.

.

What do you meant?

You grab her whiIe I distract the zombies.

You mean it?

Nene!

Come on, foIIow me.

I'm being chased by Iots of men.

Her fortune-teIIing was right.

Go away!

Lena, are you okay?

Many zombies are coming.

Run!

Now start the car!

Do it quickIy, come on!

I'm trying! Don't swear.

Damn zombies! Don't get the car dirty.

Wash the car, you bastards!

Start up now!

I stepped in dog shit.

Damn it!

Ouch, I hit my taiIbone.

What an uItimate wrist sIitting!

''Eroticism is assenting Iife up to the point of death.''

''An extreme state of Iife, cIosing in on death.''

Georges BataiIIe.

Oh no, I'm so scared!

Look, I'II give you some candy.

I knew it wouIdn't work.

.

Oh, they've stopped attacking me.

Want to see my tits?

Oh, this one?

Attention!

Rest!

Comaneci!

CIap hands!

Awesome!

Who's he?

Some IocaI resident.

Is he human or a zombie?

Hard to teII. He's aIways been haIf-dead.

Let's kiII him just to be sure.

Damn. What a bomb!

Hey Iook. Mt Fuji is emitting smoke.

It's a dormant voIcano, isn't it?

What the heII are they, anyway?

They don't die even when they get run over.

I think I knew one of them.

What?

Do you remember that guy with one eye?

Yes, sure.

I knew him.

ReaIIy?

If it hadn't rained that night.

I wouId have stayed home.

But I took an umbreIIa to my father's office.

MeanwhiIe, my sister was...

My sister was murdered by him.

They found him not guiIty because he was insane.

That's why you were in jaiI.

I'm positive he was dead.

He died somepIace totaIIy different.

What's going on?

No idea.

Nene needs treatment as soon as possibIe.

She has a fever. What'II we do?

Maybe I can get some medicine from the inn.

Sure.

Okay, Iet's go.

What?

What's that?

You can be rude today.

Let's have a party.

DeIicious Iooking sheIIfish.

I'II eat it.

Thank you, Lena.

You're weIcome. Are you okay?

I'II get some medicine now.

I was pIanning to retire this year.

I pIanned to open a noodIe shop in Tokyo.

I even paid the deposit. Damn it!

Don't say such that. It sounds Iike you're dying

Maria was right.

If one of them bites you. you turn into a zombie.

So I'II soon be a zombie.

Don't say that. Hang in there.

I can see the gates of HeII.

What an inferno!

It's okay. A good night's sIeep wiII fix you up.

CouId you do me a favor?

What?

I want you to kiII me.

Don't be siIIy.

I Iike you guys. I reaIIy do.

We Iike you too.

Because I Iike you so much

I can't stop myseIf from eating you.

Do you remember the story I toId you the other day?

About the monk who ate the IittIe boy.

Come on, Nene.

I want you to kiII me right away.

Or I can't stop myseIf from eating you.

I want to ...

... eat you!

Damn hot!

It's burning.

Where is it coming from?

What are you trying to say?

SeaI ''the WeII of Spirits.''

The WeII of Spirits?

AII I couId get you were pIastic fIowers.

PIease forgive me.

What's ''the WeII of Spirits'' anyway?

That oId basement where Maria tried to revive the dead.

I think that's the key.

You mean if we destroy it, things wiII settIe down?

Each raindrop gathers to become a waterfaII.

And then a river which forms a sea.

The sea gathers winds and cIouds

and that's why it rains.

Why so suddenIy?

That's just how the worId works.

They shouIdn't even exist.

We have two buIIets.

If one of us becomes a zombie, kiII the other one.

Sure.

What are they?

That's Maria.

I was expecting you guys.

What do you mean?

To begin with, you were jeaIous of my taIent and beauty.

You've aIways been hard on me.

What? JeaIous of you?

Were we?

Perpetrators are aIways very caIIous.

That's the underIying structure of buIIying.

But those days are gone.

Now I have an eternaI treasure.

EternaI treasure?

Yes, one which shines brighter than any jeweI.

Far more eternaI than a diamond.

Death is the answer to everything.

That's Darna.

Isn't she pretty?

I'II create a kingdom of zombies on earth.

And I'II Iive weII as the Queen of Death.

You're totaIIy insane.

Death visits everyone equaIIy.

NaturaIIy, you're no exception.

KiII them.

Ginko, grab her book!

Hey, wait!

This is bad.

It's ruining my naiI poIish.

Sachiko...

Big sister?

My IittIe sister

Sachiko.

Darna?

I'm so pitifuI.

I want to see my IittIe brothers and sisters.

Darna, wait!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Japanese are aII Iiars.

Let me go!

What's this?

Now I have ...

... Wasabi paste!

Take that!

Wasabi is so hot!

I need water.

I must rinse this bIood away now.

Water.

Damn it!

You're too active to be dead.

Just behave Iike corpses.

Bring it on.

How come?

Sorry, wait a second.

Just wait.

Don't come any cIoser.

Pay me 1,000 yen per zombie.

That's way too much.

Come on, start up!

Yes! Thank you Lord.

You perverted zombie!

I'II keep kiIIing you.

We're aImost at the weII. Are you okay?

Maybe I can't make it.

Neither of us wiII die here. Hang in there.

Ginko, are you okay?

It can't be heIped.

Maria.

She'II soon turn into a zombie.

How come?

Were you bitten?

Sorry I didn't teII you.

Shoot me now.

I can't.

She's Iost aII hope.

Once she turns into a zombie, she'II Iose her wiII.

AII the dead wiII become my faithfuI servants.

Damn. You're the Iowest scum.

Now Ginko, shoot Lena Jodo, kiII her.

Shoot my breast.

Aim here.

Yes, shoot her!

You idiot!

I've aIways hated you.

Now I'II step on your face.

With a shoe fuII of dog shit.

Oh, that hurt.

Now I have even more scars.

How come?

That's impossibIe.

I'II push you into HeII.

ReIive the DeviI!

What's going on?

Excuse me, am I back on earth?

Who are you?

''BIue Ogre''

I'm a department manager down in HeII.

I'm the BIue Ogre.

Sorry that our dead have caused you so much troubIe.

I hear the prisons up here are aII fuII, too.

Just Iike HeII.

They aIways escape when something comes up.

But we'II aII get this fixed today.

I see.

I'II take them right away.

I'II take you to the DeviI.

What? I'm no zombie.

I'm not dead yet.

The goaI of aII Iife is death.

Sigmund Freud.

He's unexpectedIy Iiterate.

You'II be okay. I'II get you to hospitaI.

I don't think I can make it.

Let's head back to Tokyo.

I'II introduce you to Ken at the Host CIub.

Who's Ken?

He's a host. He's so cooI.

Oh, rot!

Love is wonderfuI.

I'm damn sure that is not Iove.

SeveraI Days Later

Ginko, Nene and Darna died.

But I wasn't sad.

The best thing for them is not to grieve, but to thank them.

''Ikagawa Event Promotions''

Hi, Boss. Jodo is here.

Where are you?

Hi, Lena. So you're aIive?

I was so worried about you.

So you are here.

I want you to pay aII my saIary in a Iump sum.

You know that things have been very hectic.

AII the banks were cIosed, so I have no cash.

Sorry about that.

I'II pay.

Why didn't you do that first?

And I want you to pay for the other girIs.

Why? They're aII dead.

That's no excuse. That's not right.

You know ...

... they have no human rights.

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