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[SUCKING AND CHEWING]
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-Honey? I want a divorce.
-I'll stop.
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♪ [THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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Honey, come on. The doctor says
it's only good for 45 minutes.
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It's so stupid. I know exactly
what the results are gonna be.
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-I'm sure you're right.
-They're gonna tell me
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I have everything I need
to manufacture a baby.
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Yeah, it's right in there.
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Thank God I practiced a lot
in high school.
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You put it in a cooler?
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-So?
-So why?
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-Because.
-Because why?
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Because this way,
it looks more dramatic.
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It looks like
a heart transplant.
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It looks like a picnic.
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-What are you gonna mock me now?
-I'm sorry.
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You know how many
potential babies are in here?
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-How many? A billion?
-A billion.
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No, exaggeration. That's right.
A billion potential babies.
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Listen.
With what's inside this cooler,
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I could populate
a whole distant planet,
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start a whole race of Buchmen.
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I'm sure you could.
We have 45 minutes.
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All right.
Do you have the address?
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-I don't have the address.
-[INTERCOM BEEPS]
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I wrote it down
on a piece of paper.
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-Hello.
-LISA: It's me. You ready?
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-Who's that? Lisa?
-LISA: Yeah.
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Why is your sister
coming with us?
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She's not. She's just gonna
drop us at the hospital,
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then she's borrowing the car.
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I told Ira he could take the car
if he drove us to the hospital.
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As long as we get
to the hospital,
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-I don't really care.
-[INTERCOM BEEPS]
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-Just a second.
-LISA: Want me to come up?
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Tell her we'll be right down.
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-We'll be right down.
-LISA: Okay. Then hurry.
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-Okay, Lis, you know what?
-LISA: Whatever.
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[SIGHS]
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Did you tell her
why we're going?
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-She's my sister.
-All right.
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So you and me,
your sister and Ira,
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and a cooler full of love.
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What could be more pleasant
than that?
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-Where are you going?
-Soda.
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You're the one who didn't
wanna do this at the hospital.
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-Not doing it in there.
-Well, okay then.
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Hospitals, as you know,
are for sick people,
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and this is the act
of a healthy, healthy man.
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I don't need a whole ward
full of people watching me.
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-Nobody is watching you.
-What do you think?
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They don't have two way mirrors?
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Honey, I don't think
that's the best place for--
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Oh, hey.
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I just don't like hospitals.
Know what I mean? It's just--
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They're cold and nasty
and things happen.
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-You know, my friend's--
-I know.
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-Your friend's uncle, I know.
-That's exactly right.
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Andy Caster's uncle?
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The man goes into the hospital
for a simple blood test.
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Next thing you know,
he's in a home somewhere.
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He's wearing a bib and barking.
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Honey, nobody knows
what happened.
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You've got him barking now.
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Well, whatever it was.
It wasn't good.
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Listen, when we get there,
you let me do all the talking.
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-Fine.
-Okay.
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I want you to be there.
I just don't want you...
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-right there.
-Fine.
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Just saying I may need
a little space.
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I will give you space. Let's go.
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Honey, that doesn't work
when you do that, usually.
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-Lis?
-Hey, I decided to come up.
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-We said we'd be right down.
-I wanted to come up.
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You guys have the greatest
elevator. It's so slow.
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Hey.
Wait till I tell you this story.
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I can't wait.
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-Honey, that also doesn't work.
-Well, something works.
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-WOMAN: Hold the lift, please.
-Oh. Oh.
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-What are you doing?
-What?
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-We're in a hurry.
-Sorry. It was a reflex.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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[SIGHS] Oh, Hal!
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He's a bit slow
on the uptake this morning.
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Hal?
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Thing is, we're in a little bit
of a hurry.
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-I won't be a second.
-Let the door close.
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-Just hit the button and let go.
-That's not nice.
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Oh, I'll do it. I'll do it.
Hey, lady, you're in America.
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Get with the program.
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-WOMAN: Hey--
-Ta-ta.
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-I asked you to hold the lift.
-[CLANKING]
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-Paul?
-Paul?
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The button didn't work.
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[DOORS CLOSE]
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Picnic.
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You're going on a picnic?
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-Yeah. Mm.
-HAL: Today?
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It's 40 degrees outside.
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Uh, indoors.
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-An indoors picnic?
-Yeah.
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I thought for a second
you were transporting
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human donor organs in there.
[CHUCKLES]
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That's funny you say that,
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because that's actually
what this is.
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What? A human organ?
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Yes. Yeah, it's a heart.
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No, it's not.
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It's a liver.
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-No.
-It's a small liver.
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You're teasing.
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A human thumb.
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Oh, my goodness.
I forgot my umbrella.
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Oh, well, better run upstairs
and retrieve it, shouldn't you?
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[LIFT BEEPS]
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Come on.
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-It's not really a thumb, is it?
-You want to know what it is?
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[INDISTINCT WHISPERS]
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I told them.
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-Oh, no.
-PAUL: I can't believe this.
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-IRA: Why? You can make it.
-I'm totally blocked in.
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Why? What are you talking about?
There's all sorts of room.
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-I can't get out of this spot.
-Well, it's a piece of cake.
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-I don't think this is doable.
-Of course, it's doable.
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Come on, slugger,
you can make it.
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-There's plenty of room.
-There really isn't.
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Honey, let's just take a cab.
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Well, why even have a car
if we're not going to use it?
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-What if there's traffic?
-So what?
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Then I can't get stuck
in traffic as good as a cab?
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-We have 38 minutes.
-You're not blocked in.
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-You want me to get the car out?
-I'll do it.
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All right.
I will do it. I will do it.
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I need to get a cup of coffee.
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-I'm not myself--
-No, no, no. There's no time.
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I'm woozy.
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You're not woozy.
That's the way you are.
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Excuse me?
Sorry, is this your truck?
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-PAUL: Honey.
-I drive it.
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Okay. Pal, listen.
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My brother-in-law
has got a cooler full--
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-Okay, okay.
-You can't squeeze through?
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With the car? No.
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-He couldn't, but I could.
-Me too.
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You could not.
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-It is definitely doable.
-Definitely.
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-It's not doable.
-Do you think it's doable?
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Between you and me, doable.
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-Wait. Please.
-All right. Look.
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We've got stuff in there.
We've gotta move it out,
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and move it over there,
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and after we're finished,
I'll happily move the truck.
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-Okay. How long will that take?
-Four to seven minutes.
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-Four to seven minutes?
-We have four to seven minutes.
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See,
we're making can a movie here.
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I know that Mr. Lumet
will be very grateful.
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-Sidney Lumet?
-That's right.
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Sidney Lumet? Big deal.
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[MOCKING]
Sidney Lumet's making a movie.
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-It's a movie.
-You know what?
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Just because
you're making a movie
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doesn't mean
you own the streets.
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Sidney Lumet. Who cares?
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As will Mr. Pacino.
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-Al Pacino?
-Oh. That's hush-hush.
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Okay. Listen. We'll go grab
a quick cup of coffee,
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-and by the time we're done...
-We'll be gone.
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There you go.
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-What's the matter with you?
-Quick cup of coffee.
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You're the one who didn't
wanna do this at a hospital.
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It's not gonna happen
in a hospital.
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I'm gonna call them
and tell them we're on the way.
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Coffee. Fast or I'll kill you.
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-Hey, what about my story?
-What?
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What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
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Nothing. Just a little nervous.
Back in a minute.
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Okay. Then I'm gonna
tell you my story.
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-Are you going on a picnic?
-What? Oh.
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Hey, Lis, hang onto this
for one second?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You're a child.
You're a big baby.
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Funny thing about this car...
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Seats a billion.
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-You want to come with us?
-No, thanks.
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All right.
Keep an eye on the car?
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All right. You're welcome.
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So tell me, Paulie.
Tell me about the tests.
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-What do they do?
-I don't know. They...
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They have a microscope,
and then they look
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and they count.
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And they tell you what?
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They tell you
if you're percolating or...
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-Making decaf?
-Exactly.
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-Passing bad checks?
-Whatever.
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Signing your name
with invisible ink?
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All right. I get it. I get it.
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I mean, I have no reason
to believe that, that--
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That you're playing poker
without any chips.
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Yeah.
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And as far as I know,
I'm, you know, perfectly fine.
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Yeah, well, I suppose.
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What does that mean?
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Well, you know, you probably
blocked it out of your memory.
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Like what?
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Paulie, little league,
nine years old?
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The fast ball you took
in the pants from Bob Cazuda?
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What are you talking about?
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That's like 20--
Whatever years ago.
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Yeah, but that boy
could really bring it.
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You remember how hard he threw.
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-Hey, those were my pants.
-But you know what?
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To your credit, the whole time
you crawled to first base,
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not even a whimper.
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You remember that?
Both teams stood and applauded.
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-BARISTA: Java ready.
-[CASH REGISTER BEEPS]
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You think that actually
could have done some damage?
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Well, Paulie,
it couldn't have helped.
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Do me a favor.
Don't mention this to Jamie.
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-Why is that?
-Because she'll get mad.
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What? That you took a hard one
in the grapes?
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Believe me.
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We can't have a kid because
I was crowding the plate.
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Paulie, you were protecting
the strike zone.
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-Just don't tell her.
-BARISTA: Who's next?
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-Come on, go with the flow here.
-PAUL: We'll be fine.
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I need 47 house blends,
28 regular cappuccinos,
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17 decaf cappuccinos,
14 mocha javas,
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seven cafe lattes,
four double espressos...
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-MAN: Pacino wants a tea.
-...and a tea.
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-All right. So where's Jamie?
-Where's Lis?
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More, importantly,
where's my car?
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Hey, how're we do--
Hey.
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Al Pacino's a total--
Hey.
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See, Paulie? Doable.
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VOICE OVER INTERCOM: Gabby Gilmore to emergency...
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I feel like I was invited
to a party,
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and the only one
who didn't bring anything.
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Honey, the car was stolen.
What are you gonna do?
239
00:10:25,107 --> 00:10:26,660
Well, I didn't wanna do this.
240
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,629
-Hey, can you break a hundred?
-What?
241
00:10:29,974 --> 00:10:32,010
-Can you break a hundred?
-No.
242
00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,978
-Can you break a 50?
-PAUL: No.
243
00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,980
-How about a 20?
-I don't have it.
244
00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:37,188
-Ten?
-Can't.
245
00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:38,568
-Five?
-I don't have it.
246
00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:40,363
-Change for a dollar?
-I don't have any change.
247
00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:42,642
-Lend me a quarter.
-What did I just say?
248
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,057
-Dime? Nickel?
-I don't have it.
249
00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:45,127
-Lis.
-You're lying.
250
00:10:45,783 --> 00:10:47,716
-Are you lying?
-[SCOFFS]
251
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:50,477
Lisa, I have a quarter.
252
00:10:50,477 --> 00:10:51,961
Quarter?
What am I gonna do with that?
253
00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:54,515
-Can you break a hundred?
-It's all right. Excuse us.
254
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,759
[VOICE OVER INTERCOM
SPEAKS IN BACKGROUND]
255
00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:58,174
-Hey.
-Where you been?
256
00:10:58,174 --> 00:10:59,969
Scoping out the place.
257
00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:02,627
Man, they got some
nice nurses here, Paulie.
258
00:11:02,627 --> 00:11:04,802
Much nicer than Saint Vincent's,
I'm telling you.
259
00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:06,217
Next time
I need something removed,
260
00:11:06,217 --> 00:11:07,459
this is the place.
261
00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:11,049
-I believe that's their motto.
-It's a good one.
262
00:11:11,049 --> 00:11:12,395
Hey,
maybe you'll get lucky,
263
00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:13,914
get one of those nice,
sexy nurses
264
00:11:13,914 --> 00:11:16,054
with the tight white uniforms
and the short skirt
265
00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:18,160
and white stockings
with the seam up the back
266
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,369
-and no shoes. Paulie?
-DOCTOR: Mr. Buchman?
267
00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:24,545
I'm Nurse Wadowich.
268
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,756
Or maybe him.
269
00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:29,102
I'll show you to the depository.
270
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,209
-The depository? [GROANS]
-The depository?
271
00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:35,556
[SIGHS]
272
00:11:35,556 --> 00:11:36,765
All right, honey,
273
00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:39,871
-I'm going in. Wish me luck.
-Okay.
274
00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:48,880
I'll be waiting for you
when you get back.
275
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:49,847
Yeah.
276
00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:54,299
All right. Let's do it.
277
00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:02,480
I think you'll find
everything you need...
278
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,655
magazines, video tapes,
dimmer switch.
279
00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:09,590
Even left a little mint for you
near the tissue box.
280
00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:10,695
-Enjoy your stay.
-Thank you.
281
00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:14,941
My sense is you enjoy your work?
282
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:16,356
Yeah, it's very fulfilling.
283
00:12:16,356 --> 00:12:18,185
Do me a favor,
don't dilly-dally, okay?
284
00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:19,635
We've got a lot of people
waiting today.
285
00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:22,362
Yeah, thank you.
I need that extra pressure.
286
00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:24,882
What can I tell you?
Next time bring it in from home.
287
00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:27,988
[GROANS]
288
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,439
Oh, there we go.
289
00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:34,167
Clench, Funky,
290
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,720
Slap and Tickle.
291
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:40,725
Slapping and tickling.
292
00:12:41,691 --> 00:12:43,486
Slapping, tickling.
293
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,524
Little tickle, little slap.
294
00:12:56,534 --> 00:13:02,160
[WHISTLING]
295
00:13:04,611 --> 00:13:05,681
[SIGHS]
296
00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:37,678
-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
-Hey! Somebody's in here!
297
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,648
IRA: Paulie, open the door.
298
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,615
-What's the matter?
-I just wanted to see.
299
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,789
See what?
300
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,137
-The depository.
-There's nothing to see.
301
00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:49,483
-What do you got there?
-Nothing.
302
00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,209
Oh, Slap and Tickle.
303
00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:54,074
There's a very interesting
article,
304
00:13:54,074 --> 00:13:55,938
an essay
on the history of slapping.
305
00:13:57,181 --> 00:13:58,458
[LAUGHS]
306
00:14:00,218 --> 00:14:02,772
This is just so weird.
Oh, man, you've got tapes.
307
00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:04,947
Well, I'm supposed to do
something very personal
308
00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:06,811
and yet, everybody in the world
knows about this.
309
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,848
Seen it. Seen it.
310
00:14:09,262 --> 00:14:11,195
Oh, this one I've got
on a waiting list.
311
00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:13,335
Hey, Lust of the Mohicans.
312
00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,509
My whole life,
I was told it's a sin.
313
00:14:15,509 --> 00:14:16,890
Now it's covered by insurance.
314
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,754
NEWSCASTER: Once again, if you've just joined us,
315
00:14:18,754 --> 00:14:20,514
we are bringing you
breaking news.
316
00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:22,275
-I'm Bill McHenry...
-Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
317
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,001
...live from News-copter Four.
318
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,106
Over two dozen area police units
319
00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:28,177
are racing through the streets of Manhattan
320
00:14:28,177 --> 00:14:30,421
in what appears to be
a high-speed pursuit
321
00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:33,286
of a vehicle stolen this morning from the location
322
00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:35,391
of the latest Al Pacino...
323
00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:38,808
Paulie, that's your car.
324
00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:41,190
How did he get out of that spot?
325
00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:46,333
Hey, so you ready?
326
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,887
-For what?
-My story.
327
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,924
So you know my boss, Mr. Klarik?
Okay.
328
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,823
He comes up to me and he says,
"Lisa, I've got a problem."
329
00:14:53,823 --> 00:14:56,067
I said, "Hey, If you need
to fire somebody, Mr. Klarik,
330
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,138
I'll do it for you." Right?
He goes, "No, no, no."
331
00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:02,108
His son has been thrown out
of his fourth college.
332
00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:04,524
You know, like Harvard
and Yale and...
333
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,077
What's the color one?
334
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:09,529
-Brown?
-Yeah, Brown. Yeah.
335
00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:10,910
All them, right?
336
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,635
So he doesn't know
what to do with him.
337
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,396
So he's gonna take him
into the business, right?
338
00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:15,776
Okay. So he says,
339
00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:18,710
"Lisa, you've been such a strong
influence on our employees,
340
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,436
I thought I'd put you
in charge of Sam."
341
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:21,990
For that's the kid name, right?
342
00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:23,646
So I said,
"Sure. I'll show him the ropes."
343
00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:26,373
So, the kid shows up.
He's about 23.
344
00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:30,653
Stunning, charming,
worth about 400 mill.
345
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:34,312
-$400 million?
-Yeah.
346
00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:37,246
Anyway,
one thing leads to another.
347
00:15:37,246 --> 00:15:39,352
Next thing I know,
he and I are, like...
348
00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:41,837
♪ [BEATBOXING]
349
00:15:43,218 --> 00:15:45,979
Wait. You and the heir
of the Klarik'’s fortune?
350
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,499
Yes. I must fill
some kind of void in his life,
351
00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:51,053
because this is not just
a casual thing.
352
00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:52,365
He's obsessed with me.
353
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:55,437
The heir to the Klarik'’s fortune
is obsessed with you?
354
00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:57,301
Yeah, actually,
he's not just obsessed.
355
00:15:57,301 --> 00:16:00,476
-He wants to marry me.
-Wait a minute.
356
00:16:00,476 --> 00:16:03,134
The heir to the Klariks' fortune
wants to marry you?
357
00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:04,342
Yeah. Can you believe it?
358
00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,103
-400 mill.
-[SNAPS FINGERS]
359
00:16:07,104 --> 00:16:08,450
Hey, you got a quarter?
360
00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,453
-[SIRENS BLARING]
-[INDISTINCT NEWSCASTING]
361
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:15,595
My sample is riding shotgun
in that car.
362
00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:19,185
That would make
your sample an accomplice.
363
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:23,568
Do you realize if this guy runs
into a woman who's ovulating?
364
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:27,745
I got a paternity suit
on my hands.
365
00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:29,436
NEWSCASTER: There's some sign of a roadblock,
366
00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:31,714
but the driver
is not slowing down.
367
00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:33,613
PAUL:
He's gonna smash up my car.
368
00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:35,995
Look at him drive.
He's like Mario Andretti.
369
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:39,343
Honey, what is--
What are you doing?
370
00:16:39,343 --> 00:16:41,069
Close the door. Close the door.
371
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,726
That's our car.
It's in a high-speed chase.
372
00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:46,419
-JAMIE: Oh, my God.
-James, this guy has no fear.
373
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,007
NEWSCASTER: He somehow
maneuvered the car
374
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,147
through this space
between the police cars,
375
00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:51,734
with the authorities
still in pursuit.
376
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:52,735
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
377
00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:55,014
-Hey, look a quarter.
-Hi.
378
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,774
-What are you doing?
-Close the door. Close the door.
379
00:16:56,774 --> 00:16:59,121
Our car is involved
in a high-speed chase.
380
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,433
-Cool. I wanna watch.
-PAUL: Sure.
381
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:01,848
Now, she wants to watch the car.
382
00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:04,609
I'm telling you,
this guy is driving
383
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:06,404
like Gene Hackman
in The French Connection.
384
00:17:06,404 --> 00:17:07,992
Man, he's not gonna make it.
He's not gonna make it.
385
00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:09,718
No, he's gonna make it.
He'll make it.
386
00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:11,168
-[SKIDS AND CRASHES]
-[ALL GROAN]
387
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:13,963
NEWSCASTER: The vehicle has just side-swiped
388
00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:16,276
a series of parked cars
and flipped over.
389
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,899
Now, the police are slowly approaching this vehicle.
390
00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,798
There's no movement from within.
391
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:23,249
A cooler of some kind
has rolled out...
392
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,873
Now, the bomb squad
is moving in.
393
00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:28,219
-[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
-[MEN SHOUTING]
394
00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:29,600
They're gonna blow up my sample.
395
00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:35,364
-Mr. Buchman!
-My sample's on TV.
396
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,402
Give me another chance.
I didn't mean to fool around.
397
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,474
I'm sorry. The depository
is not a play room.
398
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:45,616
This is the only space
I have available right now.
399
00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:48,377
Listen.
Could I bribe you or something?
400
00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:49,482
No.
401
00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:52,105
This is too humiliating.
I can't.
402
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,520
Look, Buchman,
you blew it, okay?
403
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,488
If you want your results today,
this is it.
404
00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,526
This is so public.
Anybody can walk in at any time.
405
00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:00,769
It's okay, sweetie.
I'll cover you.
406
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,011
[SIGHS]
407
00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:05,463
All right. I'm going in.
408
00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:16,371
[FLY BUZZES]
409
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,171
Sorry. He's gonna be
a couple of minutes.
410
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:32,904
[BANGING]
411
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,531
It's gonna be
a couple of minutes.
412
00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:43,812
I can't concentrate.
413
00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:45,848
There's a fly in there
the size of an owl.
414
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:50,059
Well, maybe I can help.
415
00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:51,820
I'm desperate.
416
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:54,063
Tell me what you want me to do.
I'll do anything.
417
00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:01,416
You remember that hotel
in the Poconos?
418
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,143
In '92, in the spring?
419
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,042
That?
420
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:09,803
Would you?
421
00:19:12,012 --> 00:19:13,048
Well...
422
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:17,156
♪ I wanna be loved by you
423
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:21,401
♪ Just you and
nobody else will do ♪
424
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:26,648
♪ I wanna be loved by you, alone ♪
425
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,788
♪ Pu-pu-pi-do
426
00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:31,929
-I wanna be--
-Just a little louder.
427
00:19:38,038 --> 00:19:40,420
♪ I want to be loved by you...
428
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:51,293
What is it about that song?
429
00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:53,364
I don't know, but it worked.
430
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:56,885
-Thank you.
-[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
431
00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:02,580
Buchman, I have your results.
20 million per milliliter.
432
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,375
-Honey?
-20 mill.
433
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,792
-What does that mean?
-I don't know what that means.
434
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,001
Yeah, very good.
435
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,935
You have high motility,
good morphology.
436
00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:15,731
-Everything is good.
-Seriously?
437
00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:17,733
No, I'm joking.
438
00:20:19,563 --> 00:20:21,358
Well, thank you very much.
439
00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:25,396
J, what did I say, huh?
I got billions of them.
440
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:27,329
We're great.
441
00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:29,297
I gotta get a new cooler,
but otherwise, we're fine.
442
00:20:30,505 --> 00:20:32,472
I'm so relieved.
I love you so much.
443
00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:35,648
And what?
444
00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:38,202
-What?
-What's the matter?
445
00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:40,066
What? Nothing.
446
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:42,551
Hey, I know you. What?
447
00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:49,834
It's not that. We're fine.
448
00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:53,252
Yeah, you're fine.
449
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,496
Hey.
450
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,262
♪ ["I WANNA BE LOVED BY YOU"
PLAYS] ♪
451
00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:19,278
Did you leave it
in something like this?
452
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:20,831
No.
453
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,283
Well, how about this?
454
00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:26,285
No.
455
00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:29,218
Well, maybe it's this.
456
00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:31,013
No.
457
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,016
Oh, here we go. This?
458
00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:36,985
No.
459
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,988
Look. I think it had a handle.
460
00:21:44,268 --> 00:21:45,545
There it is.
461
00:21:46,235 --> 00:21:47,236
Thanks.
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