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[HICCUPS]
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-Boo!
-[GASPS]
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[HICCUPS]
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[YELLS]
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[HICCUPS]
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-Just forget it.
-[SIGHS]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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PAUL: I thought we're gonna
have breakfast together.
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JAMIE: It's nice they give you
expensive equipment
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-to play with.
-Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
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Okay, here we go.
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Eggs, toast,
home fries and steak.
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Steak for breakfast?
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Have you read a paper
in the last 20 years?
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It's all right
every once in a while.
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At least we're having
a meal together.
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You are a wonderful person.
So, where are you going?
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I'm out of time. You eat it.
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-You're not going to eat?
-I don't eat that.
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I thought we were going to talk?
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-JAMIE: So, let's talk.
-All right.
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-So, anyway--
-JAMIE: What?
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So, Ira and Iris, you know,
they're hot and heavy again now.
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-JAMIE: What?
-I said--
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-JAMIE: How does she look?
-So you heard me.
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She looks great, you know,
the same, a little older.
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JAMIE: They're so perfect
for each other.
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Wouldn't it be great
if it worked out?
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You bet.
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JAMIE: Why?
I thought you liked her?
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-No, I said, you bet.
-JAMIE: You bet?
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You bet! No, you--
It's not worth it.
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-What did you say?
-I wasn't even talking to you.
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-All right. How is this?
-See, now,
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that's a shirt I would take you
very seriously in.
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Would you do me
a gigantic favor?
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-I'm eating.
-No, if you were Doug Berkus,
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would you do me
a gigantic favor?
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-Whose that, Brockwell's boy?
-JAMIE: Yes.
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-How big of a favor?
-Recommended me to Brockwell,
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so Brockwell will recommended me
to the Mayor,
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to be the chairperson
of the Fun City Committee.
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-Of the Fun City Committee?
-Yes.
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Would you do me that favor?
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Undo one button.
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Yes, I would.
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You don't think
that's really gonna work,
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-do you?
-What?
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That Fun City Committee.
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You're gonna convince people
who are afraid
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to come to New York
that it's really safe?
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-Why not?
-Because it's not.
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No, I want it,
I'm only gonna get it
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is if Berkus goes out of his way
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and does this big favor for me
with Brockwell.
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-It's a big favor?
-JAMIE: Enormous.
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Undo another button.
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And a little egg for the madam.
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I had forgotten
what a good kisser you are.
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The truth is
I didn't kiss this good
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-three years ago.
-Sure you did.
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All right, I did.
So, how is the egg?
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-It looks perfect.
-Just like you like them,
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runny on the inside
crispy on the edge.
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You're a good man, Ira Buchman.
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I told you that three years ago.
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Yeah, but then
you didn't call for two.
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-SOPHIE: Can anybody close this?
-Sure I can,
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because you know who I am,
don't you?
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BOTH:
The strongest man in the world.
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That's right. There you go.
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-SOPHIE: Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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Man, I can't believe
how beautiful she got.
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-I did that.
-I see.
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-Did you do me that favor?
-What favor?
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-IRIS: The picture.
-What picture?
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Ira, you promised her you get
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that autographed picture
of the Mayor.
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I know. I'm teasing you!
It's all done.
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I already talked to Paulie.
He already talked to Jamie.
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-I'm getting the picture.
-She's counting on it.
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I know, I said. Hey, listen,
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do I ever make a promise
that I cannot keep?
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-[IRIS SCOFFS]
-No, not the old Ira,
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the new Ira.
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If I can chair that committee,
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I can have influence
over policy,
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and if I have influence
over policy,
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it's gonna affect legislation.
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-And then what?
-I don't know.
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-Everything is so political.
-It's City Hall.
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-I know, but it's so political.
-JAMIE: See you at lunch.
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If you can,
please don't forget the picture.
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-What picture?
-The favor for Ira.
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-Picture of Giuliani.
-Yes, Giuliani'’s picture.
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Sure, I'll do it when I can.
Wish me luck.
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Good luck, you.
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What happened
to our breakfast together?
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It was a nice thought.
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You know, Iris and Ira
are back together again.
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IRA: Well?
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I'm telling you, the zoom
on this thing is unbelievable.
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-Paulie?
-I am looking at a guy,
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on 19th Street in his apartment,
stuffing an owl.
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-Is it dead?
-Oh, I hope to God.
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Listen,
did James get the picture
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-of Giuliani or what?
-Today, it should be today.
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I've got to have it
next time I see Sophie.
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Okay, I will.
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[SNIFFS]
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-Did you have a steak?
-What are you? Part wolf?
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Yes, as a matter of fact I did,
this morning.
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For breakfast?
Paulie, I'm impressed.
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I'm working my way backwards
through the day.
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For dinner,
I'm having Corn Flakes.
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I wouldn't futz with that.
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-I'm not futzing.
-You're saying today,
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-on the picture?
-PAUL: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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I asked you to do me
a little favor.
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-And I did. I told you.
-Please, I'm begging.
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All right.
Boy, that guy loves that owl!
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Oh, yeah, I know that, Larry.
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Uh-huh.
Yes, I know that. Uh-huh.
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Yes. I understand that, Larry.
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-Yeah. How much?
-I hate this game.
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-You never pay me.
-Oh, come on.
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All right, five bucks.
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Put it on my tab.
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It's so unfair,
because you never pay me.
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Wow. I don't know
if I can do that, Larry.
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Why, Larry?
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Because it's just not doable.
All right, Larry?
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-That would be? Larry.
-Larry, yeah.
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I am sick and tired
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of people asking for favors
24 hours a day.
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Take, take, take,
give me, give me, give me.
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That's what I like about you,
Jamie,
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you're not a favor person.
That's what I like about you
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and that's why you're never
gonna succeed in politics.
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If you ever want anything,
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you're gonna have to
learn to play the favor game.
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Actually, I do have one favor.
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Forget it, I'm not doing
any favors for you.
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-Do you know why?
-Because you don't owe me.
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Bingo. See?
And we just played
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the favor game, and you lost.
Anyway, you won't believe
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how many calls
I've had this morning
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on this Fun City Committee.
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Everybody wants their guy
to be chairman.
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-It is so political.
-Actually,
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-I had a thought about that.
-Yeah, you too?
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What, do you have somebody
you want to recommend?
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RECEPTIONIST: Korean Embassy, line two.
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Great. I've got to take this.
Can we talk about this later?
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-Yeah, do you wanna have lunch?
-Oh, I can't.
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I have a lunch meeting
with Brockwell.
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Maybe we could have a drink
after work?
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-I can't, Paul and I promised--
-Paul?
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Oh, Paul, right. Yeah.
Okay, well, another time?
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-Okay.
-Right.
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I chickened out.
How much do I hate me now!
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-Hey...
-I used to be so brave.
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I'm like a shell
of my former self.
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You've got the whole afternoon.
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You'll go back,
and ask him again.
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And I will. I'll ask him.
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It's what I come up with
when he says no and smiles.
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-He won't say no.
-No?
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No, no one is gonna do
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-a better job than you.
-You're very sweet.
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Who works like you do
at City Hall?
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-No one.
-Exactly.
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Know why you can't
fight City Hall?
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Because people like you.
They fight right back.
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It's just so awkward
asking him for a favor.
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It's like you're
standing there naked,
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all the artifice
has been stripped away.
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I think you're looking
at this thing all wrong.
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Imagine him naked.
You know what I mean?
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He's not doing you the favor.
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-I'm doing a him a favor.
-PAUL: Exactly.
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Imagine him naked!
Imagine him naked.
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Imagine him naked.
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-Not for so long.
-I don't need to do this.
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-So what else?
-PAUL: What else what?
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Honey,
your lens is in the hummus.
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-PAUL: I beg your pardon?
-Camera.
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Hey!
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I don't even think
you can hurt this camera.
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This camera is unbelievable.
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The zoom, it's so powerful.
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This afternoon
from across Broadway,
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I saw inside a cab driver's ear.
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I don't wanna look at it.
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-I really don't want to--
-Look at the picture.
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You can see right
through his Eustachian tube.
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-It's very gross.
-Yeah.
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If you think that's gross
wait to you see--
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-Where is this?
-He wants to play that game.
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I just have to play it better.
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Exactly what you have to do.
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While you're doing that
maybe could ask him
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-about Ira's little favor?
-Yes, I will.
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Ira's favor is gonna have
to get in line
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-behind my favor.
-That's understood.
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Listen, I don't want it
to become a big deal.
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-It won't.
-I just don't think
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we should make no deal about it.
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We won't.
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-Let's make a small deal.
-We will.
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Okay.
Here's a guy six blocks away,
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-and he's walking a Pomeranian--
-Honey, put it away.
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-Or a huge rat.
-Would you put the camera away?
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We look like tourists.
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This is unbelievable.
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-Wow! Look at this.
-What?
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It's your little friends
from the office.
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Lance and what's his name?
Doug and some other guy.
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-Lance and Doug? Where?
-They're in an alley in Vermont.
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JAMIE: Wow! That's some zoom.
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-Let me see.
-PAUL: One second.
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Arthur here has conducted
an informal, anonymous poll.
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The City Council
will support you.
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What about
the borough presence?
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-Pretty much.
-Brooklyn?
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-Yes.
-Queens?
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-No.
-The Bronx?
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-Undecided.
-Staten Island?
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-Staten island wants to secede.
-Wow.
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We probably shouldn't even be
talking like this.
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If Rudy even saw us together--
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He would have our heads
on a silver platter.
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God, I love politics.
It's so political.
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You needed the best campaign
manager out there, Lance.
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And Arthur here is the best.
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We should thank Rudy
for firing him.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Next time Rudy fires someone,
he better have a good reason.
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Arthur,
you were indicted, but...
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00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:20,240
[GROANS]
241
00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:22,829
Oh, it's hot!
242
00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:26,142
I burned the roof of my mouth.
243
00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,317
-Here's a napkin.
-Oh, thanks.
244
00:10:28,317 --> 00:10:29,698
[SPITS]
245
00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:31,389
This guy is gonna be Mayor?
246
00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:35,462
Why would Lance be in an alley,
eating a geero?
247
00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:38,223
-Gyro.
-Geero.
248
00:10:38,983 --> 00:10:41,364
-It's gyro.
-A Greek person told me geero.
249
00:10:42,055 --> 00:10:45,161
-Ira always told me Gyro.
-Then case closed.
250
00:10:45,161 --> 00:10:46,542
I don't even think it's them?
251
00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:48,337
Really?
252
00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:51,616
Oh, my God,
it's definitely them.
253
00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:55,585
-By the way, gyro.
-Who is this other guy?
254
00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:57,691
I've seen him somewhere.
I can't place it.
255
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:58,830
I don't know.
256
00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,004
What is Lance doing?
257
00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,869
That, I believe,
is the expression you make
258
00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:04,560
when hot lamb shoots out
of your mouth.
259
00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:09,703
IRA: Here we go. Lunch is on.
260
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,154
I thought we were doing Chinese?
261
00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:15,502
-Yeah, I know, but I thought...
-But you said Chinese.
262
00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:17,573
Iris, there was a line.
These are terrific sandwiches.
263
00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:19,817
-But you swore Chinese.
-I know.
264
00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:21,577
You're doing it again.
265
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,166
What? I'm doing what?
266
00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,306
This morning we talked,
and I asked--
267
00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:27,548
And you said you wanted Chinese.
268
00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:28,895
IRIS: And you said
you wanted sandwiches.
269
00:11:28,895 --> 00:11:31,207
I don't think you understand how
terrific these sandwiches are.
270
00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:33,106
No, we committed to Chinese.
271
00:11:33,106 --> 00:11:34,521
What the hell
are we talking about?
272
00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:35,729
Was it a promise or not?
273
00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:39,043
[CHUCKLES]
274
00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,563
Let me ask you a question.
275
00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:45,118
When I didn't call you
two years ago,
276
00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:46,533
how come
you didn't just call me?
277
00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:48,984
Shut up.
278
00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:51,158
-Hey, Ira.
-Hey, Sophie. Listen.
279
00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:52,850
I didn't forget
about that picture.
280
00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:53,920
Yeah, yeah.
281
00:11:55,991 --> 00:11:56,957
-Ira?
-What?
282
00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:58,718
[CHUCKLES]
283
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,788
-What?
-Where is it?
284
00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:01,617
-I'm getting it.
-You don't have it.
285
00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:03,481
I do have it,
I'm just getting it.
286
00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:06,001
Sweetie, you'll be getting it
in about two years.
287
00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:08,072
No,
you'll be getting it right now.
288
00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:10,005
-And you know why?
-IRIS: Why?
289
00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:12,697
Because the new Ira
don't mess around.
290
00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:14,492
I'll be back.
291
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:21,085
DOUG: Oh, great you're here.
292
00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:23,673
Doug, I need to say something.
293
00:12:23,673 --> 00:12:25,779
-Come on. Double or nothing?
-No, wait.
294
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:26,780
Just let me say this.
295
00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:29,610
I think I would make
a terrific chairperson
296
00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,715
for the Fun City Committee.
297
00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:33,856
[LAUGHS]
298
00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:34,926
You kill me.
299
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,239
I would do a great job.
300
00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:39,241
-Of course you would.
-I know it's a big favor.
301
00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:41,933
No, it's not a big favor,
it's a gigantic favor.
302
00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,383
It's an enormous favor.
303
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:45,178
It's the favor
that ate Cleveland.
304
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:46,800
I get it.
305
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,665
This is not about
who would do the best job.
306
00:12:50,217 --> 00:12:51,771
-It's not?
-No, no, no, no.
307
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,462
-You know who would do that.
-Me!
308
00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:55,015
Yes, of course you,
you're great,
309
00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:59,226
but this is about raw power,
who has it and who wants it.
310
00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:01,850
And do you know
who has it right now?
311
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,024
-Not me?
-DOUG: Right.
312
00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,819
Me. And do you know
who else has it?
313
00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:07,959
-Not me?
-Right.
314
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:09,996
Lance, of course.
He'll make the actual decision.
315
00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:11,583
And do you know who else has it?
316
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,344
-Not, not me again?
-Yes.
317
00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:15,380
-Oh, me? No, not me?
-No. Not you.
318
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,865
Basically everybody but you.
319
00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:19,005
Lance will take
you're recommendation.
320
00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:21,421
Yeah, of course, he will.
And do you know why?
321
00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:23,526
Because he owes you a favor?
322
00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:26,702
Exactly, and this is a system
that runs on favors.
323
00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:28,877
I mean, I hate it.
But what am I gonna do?
324
00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:30,671
-Buck the system?
-Yeah, right.
325
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,951
-I'll tell you what.
-Yeah?
326
00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:35,849
-I'll shoot you for it.
-What?
327
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,576
I'll shoot you for it.
If I get it in, I get the job.
328
00:13:38,576 --> 00:13:39,991
-DOUG: Come on.
-What, are you chicken?
329
00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:43,823
All right. Go ahead.
330
00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:49,898
-Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
-Nice try.
331
00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,761
-One more. Two out of three.
-No, Jamie, I can't.
332
00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:54,419
Come on. You know I can't.
Please, don't hate me.
333
00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:56,214
I don't hate you.
334
00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:58,492
And because
I'm a bigger man than you,
335
00:13:58,492 --> 00:14:01,495
I'm giving you my ideas
for the Fun City Committee.
336
00:14:02,772 --> 00:14:04,257
What's this?
337
00:14:04,257 --> 00:14:05,948
It's a little present from Paul.
338
00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:07,639
He thought you and Lance
might enjoy it.
339
00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:20,583
Arthur, we got a problem here.
I think we're being blackmailed.
340
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:23,621
Well, put Arthur on.
341
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,699
-Who took this?
-Buchman's husband.
342
00:14:32,699 --> 00:14:33,907
-What's his name?
-Paul.
343
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,322
-Paul what?
-Buchman.
344
00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:39,809
-His name is Buchman too?
-Yes.
345
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,157
I dunno.
Nowadays a lot of times,
346
00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:43,641
the woman will keep
their maiden names.
347
00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:45,850
-You never heard of that?
-Yes.
348
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,164
-I wonder what they want?
-DOUG: I don't know.
349
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:53,168
-I can make one phone call.
-No, no phone calls.
350
00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,445
-No phone calls?
-No, none.
351
00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:55,515
-ARTHUR: Not even one?
-None.
352
00:14:55,515 --> 00:14:58,863
-Come on. One little phone call?
-DOUG: No!
353
00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:02,177
You realize what that picture
can do to us, do you?
354
00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:04,731
Yes, I realize. Okay?
Let me handle it.
355
00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,422
I think I can keep Brockwell
out of it.
356
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,768
Let you handle it?
357
00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:09,770
You've handled it so far
and look where it's got us.
358
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,462
I'm asking you as a favor.
359
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:16,467
All right, but you owe me one.
360
00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:19,642
You know what we did
in the old days
361
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:20,954
when something like this
came up?
362
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,473
-What?
-We made a phone call.
363
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,239
-Picture? [CLICKS FINGERS]
-I got the picture.
364
00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:31,378
-You got the picture?
-Yes.
365
00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:32,966
-Great. Where is it?
-I'm getting it tomorrow.
366
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,036
Paulie, I asked you
367
00:15:34,036 --> 00:15:35,417
-to do me a little favor.
-Tomorrow.
368
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:36,832
-He says, "No, problem."
-It's not.
369
00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:38,696
-Jamie is gonna take care of it.
-She did. She has.
370
00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:40,111
If I didn't think
you could do it,
371
00:15:40,111 --> 00:15:42,700
I never would have asked.
Just a little itty-bitty favor.
372
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,702
Have I mentioned to you
I'm giving it to you tomorrow?
373
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:45,772
Please.
374
00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:47,325
Boy, I never heard
of a nine-year-old
375
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,637
that loves the Mayor so much.
376
00:15:49,672 --> 00:15:51,605
Forget the kid.
I'm working for the mother now.
377
00:15:51,605 --> 00:15:52,917
[PHONE RINGING]
378
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,608
This thing is so broken.
It's unbelievable.
379
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,334
-You futzed with it.
-I futzed with it.
380
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,854
See what you can do, something.
381
00:15:58,854 --> 00:16:01,029
-Hello.
-Paul, Doug Berkus.
382
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:02,962
Doug Berkus? How are you?
[MOUTHS]
383
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,722
-Ask him about the photo.
-[WHISPERS] I know.
384
00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:06,241
I'm calling about the picture.
385
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:07,518
You're calling
about the picture?
386
00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:09,899
Yeah,
Jamie was just in my office.
387
00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:11,901
We had a very interesting chat.
388
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:14,939
-Oh, she's great, isn't she?
-Oh, the best.
389
00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:18,115
If this is gonna be
too much of a problem--
390
00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:19,875
No, not necessarily.
391
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,015
Can you meet me later
this afternoon?
392
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:25,087
These kind of conversations
over the phone make me nervous.
393
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,709
I dunno why
it'd make you nervous.
394
00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:28,642
Sure. You want me
to swing by your office?
395
00:16:28,642 --> 00:16:30,299
No, I'll tell you
where to meet me.
396
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:31,507
There's this place.
397
00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:33,337
You know
where King crosses Verick?
398
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:34,648
I can find that.
399
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:36,581
-Tell him it has to autographed.
-Shh!
400
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:39,032
-Are you with someone?
-Just a friend.
401
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,104
-Careful. That's expensive.
-"Expensive"?
402
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:44,141
That camera is gonna wind up
costing someone a lot of money.
403
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:46,557
Hey, not over the phone.
Look, look, look.
404
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:48,904
-Meet me in half an hour, okay?
-Okay. Bye.
405
00:16:49,353 --> 00:16:51,251
Why do you got
to be interrupting me for?
406
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:52,701
-Will I get my picture?
-Yes.
407
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:55,531
Apparently Jamie came through,
so you owe me.
408
00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:56,670
Oh, here, I fixed it.
409
00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:58,569
All right. So we're even.
410
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,058
-[TV PLAYS]
-Doug.
411
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,887
-How are you?
-Okay.
412
00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:10,167
-So--
-Wow, you must be blind!
413
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,513
DOUG:
Let's keep this short, huh?
414
00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:13,342
Uh, short it is, then.
415
00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:16,035
MAN: You are blind
and you should die!
416
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,450
So, what do you want?
417
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,487
Oh, it's not for me. It's...
418
00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:23,594
She's a bright girl
and she loves politics
419
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:26,286
and she just--
She really wants this.
420
00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:28,047
Yeah, and you're just being
the good husband, huh?
421
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,396
-I'm-- Yeah, okay.
-MAN: Traveling!
422
00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:35,537
Geez, he took 14 steps!
Open your eyes!
423
00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:38,609
They don't actually hear you
when you scream.
424
00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:40,576
-Jump!
-Let's talk business, huh?
425
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,856
-So do you have it, the picture?
-On me?
426
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:48,964
-You didn't bring it with you?
-No, it's back in my office.
427
00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:51,104
-Are there anymore?
-I only need one.
428
00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:53,831
Well put.
429
00:17:58,146 --> 00:18:01,804
So, uh,
you want to give it to Jamie?
430
00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,634
You don't seem
to leave me much choice.
431
00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:05,912
We'll just consider
the matter closed then, huh?
432
00:18:05,912 --> 00:18:07,810
MAN: Jam it, baby!
Jam it in his face!
433
00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:12,091
Who is playing?
434
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,782
Oh,
it's the Harlem Globetrotters.
435
00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:20,306
No, I don't know how to fix it,
that's why I'm calling you.
436
00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:23,619
I'll be happy to hold.
Listen, I was in the middle--
437
00:18:27,036 --> 00:18:29,763
-I'm home.
-Boy, are you home.
438
00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:32,835
-You're not gonna believe it.
-Look what I did to this camera.
439
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,630
-You futzed with it?
-I futzed with it.
440
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,529
-Honey, I got it.
-You got it?
441
00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:38,462
I got it! First I thought
I wasn't gonna get it
442
00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:40,567
-and then I got it.
-Good for you.
443
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:43,467
You got the chairwoman,
personship.
444
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:46,159
See how political correctness
ruined this nice moment?
445
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:48,299
JAMIE: Do we have anything
to celebrate with?
446
00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:51,440
PAUL: I'm sure we do.
That is just all good news.
447
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,442
Now that my stock is high
all of a sudden,
448
00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:55,513
I can ask him for your picture.
449
00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:57,170
Is cold duck champagne?
450
00:18:57,722 --> 00:18:58,827
What you talking about?
451
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,484
You already asked him
for the picture.
452
00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:02,865
-Who?
-Berkus. He called.
453
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,835
He called. Berkus.
454
00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,356
-You talked to Berkus?
-Yeah, he called me,
455
00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:11,667
he wanted me to go meet him,
456
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,635
so I go to this dive.
And then--
457
00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:15,740
It's weird. He acts like it is
a big momentous thing
458
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,604
and he doesn't even bring
the picture with him.
459
00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:19,710
I never mentioned the picture.
460
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:22,782
Well, you must have.
461
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,993
No, and the only picture
I mentioned
462
00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:28,270
was the one you took.
463
00:19:29,582 --> 00:19:30,859
The Polaroid of him and--
464
00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:33,102
-Yeah, of him and Lance and--
-This guy?
465
00:19:34,552 --> 00:19:35,795
You know who this is?
466
00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:38,660
He's the only one of the three
who knows how to eat a Gyro.
467
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:43,699
No, this is-- What's his name?
468
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:45,563
This is Giuliani'’s
campaign manager.
469
00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:46,875
Giuliani fired him.
470
00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:48,911
Giuliani fired this guy?
471
00:19:48,911 --> 00:19:51,500
I gave Berkus this picture.
472
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:55,297
-He must think-- Oh, my God.
-What?
473
00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:57,299
-Oh, my God.
-PAUL: What?
474
00:19:58,507 --> 00:19:59,784
Oh, my God!
475
00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:03,581
Now you have to tell me what,
476
00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:04,996
because I dunno
what you're talking about.
477
00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:08,448
I think we just
blackmailed my boss.
478
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:11,693
I wouldn't have guessed that.
479
00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:16,422
JAMIE: So, of course,
I had no idea.
480
00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:17,492
I had no idea.
481
00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:19,804
We had no idea you thought
we tried to use that picture
482
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:21,220
to get a favor out of you.
483
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,704
It was a mistake,
plain and simple,
484
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:25,776
and people make mistakes, Doug.
Is it Doug or Douglas?
485
00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:28,641
-No one is gonna believe it.
-Doug.
486
00:20:29,158 --> 00:20:31,022
And Lance really
isn't gonna believe it.
487
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:33,577
He'll laugh.
He'll have a big hardy,
488
00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:35,268
throaty laugh,
a chortle, really.
489
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:40,204
No, this discussion
can't leave this office.
490
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:43,069
I don't want this assignment
if I didn't get it on merit.
491
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:44,208
-Honey?
-DOUG: What's the difference?
492
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,554
No, I couldn't. I'll resign.
493
00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:46,728
-Jamie?
-Sweetie.
494
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:48,316
-What?
-Do me a favor.
495
00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:50,110
-Do the man a favor.
-Yes, anything.
496
00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:51,905
-Keep the job.
-Keep the job.
497
00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:53,907
-Keep the job?
-Yes, keep the job
498
00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:56,013
and whatever you do
don't say anything to anybody.
499
00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:57,773
You can survive blackmail
in politics,
500
00:20:57,773 --> 00:20:59,775
but you cannot survive
your own stupidity.
501
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,022
So you're asking me
to cover up your stupidity?
502
00:21:05,022 --> 00:21:06,092
Yes, would you?
503
00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:08,267
-As a favor?
-Yes.
504
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,578
I get it. This is fun.
505
00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:21,314
See?
He's signing it for you himself.
506
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,523
-MAYOR: Here you go.
-Usually, it's a machine.
507
00:21:23,523 --> 00:21:25,698
-Great.
-I owe you one.
508
00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:28,356
-I owe you one.
-I owe you one.
509
00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:32,049
-I owe you one.
-Mayor, I owe you a big favor.
510
00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:34,223
MAYOR: Now you know
why I hate politics, sweetheart.
511
00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:35,708
I don't even know who you are.
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