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-JAMIE: Yes!
-PAUL: Yes!
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-JAMIE: No.
-PAUL: Yes.
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-JAMIE: No.
-PAUL: No?
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-JAMIE: No.
-PAUL: What happened?
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-JAMIE: My back.
-PAUL: Really?
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♪ [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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-MARK: Really?
-Really.
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Yes, really.
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But you're adults. Why were you
doing it on the floor?
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-JAMIE: We just were.
-None of my business.
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But you have to be
impressed with me.
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Excuse me. This has happened
before. It's like a spasm.
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My lower back just locks.
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Alright.
What happens if we lift you up?
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-Ow! Ow! Ow!
-OK.
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-Stretch out. Does that hurt?
-Ow, ow, ow!
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-I'm telling you I can't move.
-She has to lay right there.
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It's the only position I can
live in.
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-You poor thing.
-It's quite an accomplishment.
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-I'm not a young kid anymore.
-[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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I'm just saying to have
that kind of stamina,
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the energy,
the stick-to-it-iveness.
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Paul.
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-I'm not happy you're in pain.
-Just answer the phone.
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You're obviously a man
of tremendous prowess.
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That's all I'm trying to say.
Hello.
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-JAMIE: Is it for me?
-No.
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Pop, I was about to call you.
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You know, one time Fran and
I just fell off this porch...
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-Mark?
-...we weren't even having sex.
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Could you please
write the prescription?
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Getting out my pen.
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You're going, and that's it.
I'll meet you in half an hour.
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Get off the phone and go.
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Bye. To get my father to the eye
doctor is like pulling teeth.
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What's it like to
going to the dentist?
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Like poking him
in the eye, ironically.
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Are you sure you can
do everything?
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-Yes, yes...
-If you can't, tell me.
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I'm gonna drop
my father at the eye doctor,
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then go to NYU,
pick up your translator.
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-Where at NYU?
-Front of the Tisch Building.
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Oy. The Tisch Complex.
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They're not the same?
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No, there's a Tisch Building,
Tisch Complex, and Tisch Annex.
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[SCOFFS]
That's just too much Tisch.
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Pick him up at
the Tisch Complex...
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I'll take him to City Hall.
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Conference room...
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Conference room "B."
"C"? "B"? "C"?
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-"C."
-That's what I said.
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The Tisch family also
built a yoga center.
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-Mark.
-I'm writing, I'm writing.
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I'm finished. Here you go. OK.
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Make sure she takes
this with food.
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You don't want me
to get this first?
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No. Translator to City Hall,
then prescription.
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Wait. There's a folder on
my desk with his itinerary.
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-Yes, sir.
-Who needs a translator?
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He's a dissident poet
from China.
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Who, Ng Lieu Cho?
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Yes. How did you know that?
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There are things I know.
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Okay, there's no folder.
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A red folder in my purse.
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You didn't say in your purse.
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Yeah, I've been reading him
for years.
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He's never been here.
He doesn't speak any English.
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Well, sure. He's from
the Ling Fong Province.
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There's only 7,000 people
who speak his dialect.
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Ow! Ow!
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In fact, he's the only man
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to ever rhyme anything
with the word "harrng".
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You buy a greeting card
from his town,
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guaranteed, he wrote it.
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There is no folder.
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There's a datebook, a Newsweek,
and a very sad tangerine.
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-In my purse.
-Yeah.
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-It's in there. Ow! Ow!
-I'm sorry.
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Oh! This red folder here
you mean?
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-Yes. Let me see it.
-You ever read him?
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Ng Lieu Cho?
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-Yeah.
-I almost did.
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Well, he's wonderful.
You really should.
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Indomitable spirit.
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[RECITING IN CHINESE]
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"Clamps on my nipples
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will never change the truth."
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Isn't that wonderful?
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Nipples was nung nai?
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-No, ook nok. -Ook nok.I was gonna say.
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-Murray! Murray!
-What's with him?
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-Chasing a mouse.
-Thought he was done with that.
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-[THUD]
-Well, he's not.
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-You sure you know what to do?
-Yes.
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-He has to be there by 3:30.
-Three thirty. Yes, I know.
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-You're my prince. I love you.
-Why wouldn't you?
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-Ow!
-That hurt?
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-Yes.
-Oh, boy. I'm really sorry.
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You're not sorry. You're happy.
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I'm not. I feel terrible.
I take full responsibility.
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A perfectly good wife,
I snapped her like a twig.
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-Keep that to yourself.
-I... Murray!
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-Murray.
-[THUD]
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There's no mouse.
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Get a pig.
Much smarter than a dog.
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Yeah. Mark, thank you.
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Oh, please. It's what I do.
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-Are you going uptown?
-Yeah. I'll get us a cab.
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-OK. Are you going to be okay?
-I'm fine.
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-Should I carry you?
-No. This is a good position.
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By the time you get home,
I'll probably be up and around.
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Alright.
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You know what? I'm going
to get you a surprise treat.
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No, don't get a surprise treat.
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Get the translator to City Hall,
get the pills and come home.
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-I'll get you a surprise.
-Don't get me anything.
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It's the least I can do,
considering what I done.
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Nobody home.
Want to sign for a package?
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Uh... sure.
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-Is she all right?
-What?
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Oh, yeah.
She just hurt her back.
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What happened?
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-Well, it's the darnedest thing.
-Paul.
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I kid with you.
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-You have sex on the floor?
-Shh, shh, shh.
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Not all the time.
It's just the way it happened.
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Hey! Come on. Sign in for this.
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I don't need glasses.
My eyes are fine.
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I know that. It's just the DMV,
they're being sticklers.
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They're all on the take.
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Whatever.
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-Excuse me.
-Yes?
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-We're here for the 10:30.
-The doctor's running behind.
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That's not good.
My son has a lot to do.
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Ah! Good for him.
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I got it all under control.
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Here, take a seat,
fill out these forms.
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All right.
Thank you very much.
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Come on, let's do this.
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I'll ask you some questions,
and don't be lying to me.
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So now, here we are. All right,
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"Have you ever had
any of the following...
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-"Asthma"?
-Yes.
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-"Arrhythmia"?
-Yes.
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-"Botulism"?
-Yes.
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-You had botulism?
-Yes.
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You're down here all day.
What do you do?
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Hey.
Stamps.
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"Tinnitus"?
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Is that ringing in the ears?
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-Yes.
-Yes.
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-"Whooping cough"?
-Yes.
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That is unbelievable.
You have had everything.
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-See how you do at my age.
-I'm going to get them all.
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-How was neuralgia, pleasant?
-Not bad.
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MAN: [ON TV]
Pepperoni in the crust.
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Succulent shrimp...
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Now only $1.49.
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Go make me a sandwich.
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Dogs can do it.
I saw it on 60 Minutes.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hi. We're out. Leave a message. We'll call back.
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Hi Jamie. It's Pamela,
in the Mayor's office.
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Confirming you're picking up Professor Gittleson
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-at the Tisch Complex.
-Don't hang up.
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He's a slight gentleman
with wire-rim glasses.
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He should be waiting
directly out front.
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[DIAL TONE]
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Hey.
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Cheesecake.
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Are we almost done?
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Uh... last one. Have you ever
had zinc deficiency?
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Yes.
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-You know what?
-What?
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You may be dead.
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A little chalky, isn't it?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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-Who is it?
-What?
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JAMIE: Who is it?
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-I'm sorry?
-Can I help you?
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You signed for a parcel.
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[SWALLOWS] A parcel?
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A parcel, yes.
A cheesecake from England.
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-We have no parcel.
-Must I talk with the door?
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Yes. There's measles.
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I shall have my parcel.
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No, you shan't,
you British freak.
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PAUL: How long to check eyes?
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It's better like this
or like that.
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Let's get the hell out of here.
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Sit down. You're staying.
I promised Mom.
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I'm just thinking
of your appointments.
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Alright. You know what?
I got it all under control.
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I'll make a phone call.
Can I use your phone?
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Buchman's Sporting Goods.
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-Hey, Splinky, it's me.
-Hey, Paulie.
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What's that bakery
you took me to once?
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-What bakery?
-Where they had those...
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...chocolate-dipped
strawberries.
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Remember those strawberries?
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-Yeah! That's why I'm calling.-Unbelievable strawberries.
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-I want to get some for Jamie.
-What did you do wrong?
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I didn't do anything wrong.
I did something well.
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-What does that mean?
-Tell you later.
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-No, but tell me now.
-I'll tell you later.
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-All right, you big baby.
-Very good.
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-So, uh, this bakery...
-Yeah?
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...what's the name of it?
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Sorry, I don't know the name.
I just know where it is.
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-Where is it?
-It's in Little Italy.
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-Where?
-I don't know. On that street.
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What's the name
of that street?
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-PAUL: Carmine?
-No.
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-Thompson?
-IRA: No.
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-Jane Street.
-No.
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-PAUL: Mulberry?
-No.
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Hang on.
Uh, Dr. Mandel's office.
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Uh...
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Tuesday, 1:40. That's good.
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No, I'm writing it down. OK.
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And, uh, don't rub it.
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You won't tell me
the name of the street?
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It's not even a street.
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It's a little alley
that winds around.
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It's better if I just show you.
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-Burt Buchman!
-Hey! That's me!
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OK. Look.
I got to go. Meet me at NYU.
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I got to meet this guy
at the Tisch Complex. Bye.
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Line three's
got a little pink eye.
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-Pop, listen.
-Oh! You're gonna go?
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I'll swing back
and pick you up.
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You do your things
and pick me up.
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That's exactly what I'm saying.
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-Wish me luck.
-Good luck.
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Remember, the first letter,
it's always "E."
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-"E."
-Bye.
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You Professor Gittleson?
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Are you Professor Gittleson?
Sorry.
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You're not Professor Gittleson,
are you?
242
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-IRA: Hey!
-Hey, here you are.
243
00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:10,782
Alright, so... come on,
show me strawberries.
244
00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:12,370
I thought you were
meeting this guy.
245
00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:14,579
He's late. Actually, I'm early.
246
00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:17,375
I sprinted 11 blocks.
Not even out of breath.
247
00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:18,963
-You're quite a man, Paulie.
-I know.
248
00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:22,449
-Talk to my wife about that.
-What's that supposed to mean?
249
00:10:22,449 --> 00:10:25,555
We'll get some strawberries,
then, boom, we'll come back,
250
00:10:25,555 --> 00:10:26,867
deliver translator boy,
251
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,352
pick up my pop,
then take care of my wife.
252
00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:31,216
-What's wrong with her?
-Nothing.
253
00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:32,459
What?
254
00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:34,357
-She hurt her back.
-Doing what?
255
00:10:34,357 --> 00:10:35,738
[CHUCKLES]
The darnedest thing.
256
00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:39,397
[TV] Got milk?
257
00:10:40,018 --> 00:10:41,675
Oh, milk.
258
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:45,196
WOMAN: [ON TV] Water from the finest cool mountain springs.
259
00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,163
Ice-cold beer.
260
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,476
If you were Lassie,
you'd get me a beer.
261
00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,657
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
262
00:10:58,105 --> 00:11:00,349
PAUL: Hi. We're out. Leave a message. We'll call back.
263
00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:02,109
-[GRUNTING]
-[BEEP]
264
00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:04,077
LISA:
Jamie, where are you?
265
00:11:04,974 --> 00:11:07,252
Pick up. Pick up!
266
00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:08,357
I said pick up!
267
00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:10,808
Fine.
268
00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:13,534
I just got out of therapy, and I'm angry at you.
269
00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:14,674
Yeah, I need this.
270
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,689
♪ I'm so thirsty And I'm in a lot of pain ♪
271
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,003
♪ I'm so thirsty
272
00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:36,316
Ahh.
273
00:11:48,949 --> 00:11:50,088
[GRUNTS]
274
00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:54,679
Oh, come on.
275
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:07,657
Hey. There he is.
You all ready to go there?
276
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,736
Come on, Jan Murray.
Come on, Murray Slaughter.
277
00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:18,979
[DOOR CLOSES]
278
00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:21,533
Hello! Nat!
279
00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:25,745
-Young man.
-Yes, ma'am. How are you doing?
280
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,919
Fine. There's a package
in there for me.
281
00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:30,128
-It's a cheesecake from England.
-Wow.
282
00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:32,337
Would you mind getting it
for me?
283
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:35,030
Oh, boy. I'm real sorry,
284
00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:39,206
but that's just outside
the parameters of my duties,
285
00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:41,657
as I understand them
at the present time.
286
00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:42,692
But you have the key.
287
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:46,593
I consider it to be
a sacred trust.
288
00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:48,733
The Buchmans were kind
enough to bestow this upon me,
289
00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:52,668
and to violate that just
to retrieve a dessert item...
290
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:54,187
Boy, I don't know.
291
00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:57,915
Is English your first language?
292
00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:01,090
Yes, ma'am. My first,
and God willing, my last.
293
00:13:01,746 --> 00:13:03,023
Fine.
294
00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:06,233
OK. Come on, Murray Antoinette.
Come on, Murray Osmond.
295
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:12,722
Now I need to be walked.
296
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,806
Taxi?
297
00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:48,897
I just can't.
298
00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,766
[SQUEAKING]
299
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,562
The mouse!
300
00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:02,082
There really is a mouse.
301
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,636
Ooh. There really is a mouse.
302
00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:09,745
[SHOUTING IN ITALIAN]
303
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,679
Excuse me, sir.
304
00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:15,578
-Ah, buon giorno.
-Buon giorno.Hi.
305
00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:17,442
-Can I help you?
-Well, I hope so.
306
00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:19,859
Do you have chocolate-dipped
strawberries?
307
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,722
Chocolate-dipped
strawberries.
308
00:14:21,722 --> 00:14:25,071
Yeah, I have to make amends with
my wife. Funny story.
309
00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:26,417
Brilliant choice!
310
00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:30,317
-I'll tell you the story later.
-I do them in five minutes.
311
00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:32,975
-My specialty.
-Oh, really? Five minutes?
312
00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:36,461
Five minutes. A little
strawberry, a little chocolate.
313
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,531
Five minutes.
314
00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:38,912
-All right.
-Five minutes.
315
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,189
No, I said, "All right".
316
00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:41,811
[LAUGHING]
317
00:14:42,364 --> 00:14:44,987
[SHOUTING IN ITALIAN]
318
00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:48,991
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
319
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:57,137
I'd marry her right now
just based on that conversation.
320
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:13,015
[SHOUTING IN ITALIAN]
321
00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,502
There's 12 on the wall already.
322
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,090
Scrape 'em off,
put 'em in a box.
323
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,091
Five minutes.
324
00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:22,266
It's been 25 minutes already.
325
00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:25,096
-What's five minutes mean?
-Half an hour.
326
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:29,135
Tell me again, how do you say
"postage stamp"?
327
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,344
Francobollo.
328
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:34,209
-Francobollo.
-Boll-o.
329
00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:36,866
Boll-o. Francobollo.
330
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,316
Is that not beautiful?
331
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,112
Makes you want to send mail
all over the place.
332
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,426
-How we doing?
-[CURSES IN ITALIAN]
333
00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:47,705
Five minutes.
334
00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:49,845
♪ [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
335
00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:52,710
BURT: The doctor said the drops
will wear off in a half hour.
336
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,989
Ah! I can't believe
he left you there.
337
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,371
Maybe he was there
and I didn't see him.
338
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,857
When you can't see,
you live by your wits.
339
00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:03,790
You're reduced
to a state of nature.
340
00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:06,344
-How'd you get home?
-I called a cab.
341
00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:10,866
-How do the blind do it?
-They have better children.
342
00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:14,801
All right, Bill Murray.
343
00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:16,596
All right,
Murray-lu Henner.
344
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:18,115
Nat. Murray.
345
00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:19,116
[NAT SHOUTS]
346
00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:21,428
Could you come in here?
I'm in the bedroom.
347
00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:25,570
-Ms. Buchman?
-Hey, Nat.
348
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,916
-NAT: Hey.
-Hi.
349
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:30,161
You doing, calisthenics,
morning calisthenics?
350
00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:31,818
Um...
351
00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:34,407
No. Actually,
I threw my back out.
352
00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:36,650
You all right?
Can I help you up?
353
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:39,584
-No, no, no.
-What if I very gingerly...
354
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,517
I'm in a pretty good
position here.
355
00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:42,829
What I need is, um...
356
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:47,385
Is what?
What do you need, ma'am?
357
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:49,560
I'm sort of desperate to, uh...
358
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:51,700
I really need to...
359
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:56,015
Oh, I see where
you're headed here.
360
00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:01,054
Well, you know, so I allay
your trepidations here,
361
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,988
I am three credits shy of being
certified as a nurse...
362
00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:06,232
a male nurse, I might add...
363
00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:08,475
which means I'm qualified
to help you out
364
00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:10,926
with whatever you might
wish to do in here,
365
00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,514
with the exception
of whatever they cover
366
00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:14,067
in those last three credits,
of course.
367
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,037
Actually, I'm fine.
368
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,763
Well, you make the call,
Mrs. Buchman.
369
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:37,159
[TOILET FLUSHES]
370
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:41,094
[BODY THUDS]
JAMIE: Ow!
371
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,032
[JAMIE GRUNTING]
372
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:51,104
Hello.
373
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,693
Lisa, is that really you?
374
00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:54,901
Yah.
375
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,387
Thank God. Will you help me?
I threw my back out.
376
00:17:58,387 --> 00:17:59,595
Hand me my blanket,
will you?
377
00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:01,942
It's always about you, isn't it?
378
00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:03,289
I'm in pain.
379
00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:05,429
[MIMICKING JAMIE]:
I'm in pain. I can't move.
380
00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:07,569
I'm on the floor. Ow! Ow!
381
00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:11,642
Please. My therapist said you're
the reason for all my pain.
382
00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:14,023
She says that every week.
Hand me a pillow.
383
00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,956
Yeah, but this time,
I really got it.
384
00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:18,994
Good for you. Just hand me
a blanket and pillow.
385
00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:20,444
What do you have to say?
386
00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:22,791
-I'm sorry. It's all my fault.
-Ha!
387
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:25,483
-What?
-She said you'd say that.
388
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,108
Lisa, I've been crawling
on this floor for five hours.
389
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,868
And now I need to take a nap.
390
00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:33,181
Will you please get me a
warm blanket and pillow?
391
00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:35,114
Lisa!
392
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,154
Please get me
a warm blanket who?
393
00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:43,984
Remember when
we were kids,
394
00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:46,849
I'd sit on you
and make you call me...
395
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,920
That's right.
It begins with a "P."
396
00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:50,922
-Prin...
-Princess Lisa.
397
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,235
Please help me,
Princess Lisa.
398
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:55,996
That's very good. Go on.
Princess Lisa...
399
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:59,068
The most beautiful
Stemple girl in the world.
400
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,691
-Or any other world.
-Fine.
401
00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:04,004
Very good.
That wasn't very hard, was it?
402
00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:07,801
[HUMMING]
403
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:10,149
Here you go,
little sweet angel.
404
00:19:15,257 --> 00:19:16,465
Professor Gittleson!
405
00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:18,674
Professor Gittleson!
406
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,228
You Professor Gittleson?
407
00:19:20,711 --> 00:19:21,988
It's not funny anymore.
408
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:25,267
I think we lost the professor.
409
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,235
How is he not here?
We're just... We're only...
410
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,098
...fifty-two minutes late?
411
00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:32,826
-Sure you got the right place?
-Yeah, the Tisch Complex.
412
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:35,346
-Not the Tisch Building?
-Tisch Complex. I asked.
413
00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:36,520
There's also a Tisch Annex.
414
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,178
-Say Tisch one more time and...
-I'm just trying to help.
415
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,386
What do we do now?
416
00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:42,250
I wouldn't mind going
back to the bakery.
417
00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:46,185
-Jamie's going to kill me.
-Give her the strawberries.
418
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,428
I didn't do the thing she asked
me to do.
419
00:19:48,428 --> 00:19:51,466
There's nobody else
who can do this translating?
420
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:55,124
There's no one on this continent
who speaks this language.
421
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:59,336
[CHO SPEAKING
CHINESE DIALECT]
422
00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:03,202
The sky...
423
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,104
...and all around, the sky...
424
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,659
...mostly blue.
425
00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:20,736
And... and... and my car,
my automobile...
426
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,154
And the car of my mom...
427
00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:28,399
...uh... goes fast...
428
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:30,677
Mee yau.
429
00:20:30,677 --> 00:20:31,747
...like a cat.
430
00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:36,959
Haven't heard from her...
431
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,341
[CHO SPEAKING CHINESE]
432
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:45,174
Uh, all the leaves, all the leaves are... brown.
433
00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:49,903
And the sky is gray.
434
00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:54,736
Uh, as are the nipples.
435
00:20:57,497 --> 00:20:58,464
PAUL: Here. Have a strawberry.
436
00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:04,263
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
437
00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:07,093
We starve in our hearts.
438
00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:14,480
Isn't it always
the same, huh?
439
00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:20,037
Even... even...
440
00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:21,176
A sissy boy...
441
00:21:23,558 --> 00:21:25,974
Eating his mashed potatoes
alone in his room...
442
00:21:28,045 --> 00:21:30,392
...spits on statues
of famous people.
443
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,222
And on others, others as well.
444
00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:37,986
The Germans
did so much good, too.
445
00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,576
Young and old.
446
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,339
That you could just cry.
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