All language subtitles for enMad.About.You.S04.E07.1080p.WEBRIP-Amazon An Angel For Murray

♪ [PIANO PLAYS]

BOTH: ♪ Oh, say, can you see

♪ By the dawn's early light

♪ What so proudly we hailed

-♪ At the twilight's...♪
-[PAUL MUMBLES]

-♪ ...last gleaming
-♪ Last gleaming ♪

BOTH: ♪ Whose broad stripes
And bright stars ♪

♪ Through the perilous...

-♪ ...night--
-♪ Fight

♪ Fight
You're right.

BOTH: ♪ O'er the ramparts
we watched ♪

♪ Were so gallantly streaming

♪ And the rocket's red glare

-[HITS HIGH KEY] -♪ The bombs bursting in air

[HITS ANOTHER HIGH KEY]

♪ Gave proof through the night

♪ That our flag
Was still there ♪

♪ Oh, say, does
That star-spangled ♪

♪ Banner yet wave

♪ O'er the land of the... ♪

[STRAINING VOICES]
♪ ...free

♪ And the home

♪ Of the brave

-Maybe it's better standing up?
-Probably is.

♪ [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] ♪

-[MURRAY BARKS]
-In a second. In a second.

Murray, you have no cash at all?

Mommy's gonna take you out.
Mommy will take you out.

-[MURRAY BARKS]
-She's going to take--

I'd do it, but you see
what's going on here, Mur.

Hey, babe,
I'm taking 20 dollars from you.

JAMIE: Why?

When I take it from strangers,
they get angry.

I need it for the dry cleaners.

-Are you going?
-I might.

-Call me from the dry cleaners.
-[MURRAY BARKS]

Will you walk Murray?

I told him you'd take him,
he had his heart set on that.

I can't. I'm late now.

-Well, I moved the car.
-Today?

That's not the point.
Why can't you take him?

Fran and I have an 8:30
with the borough president.

-What borough?
-Am I making it up? Brooklyn.

I can't do it. I'm meeting
the crew at the emergency room,

like, five minutes ago.

It's New York, they gonna
run out of emergencies?

I'd be thrilled
with even one emergency.

I've been there three days,
I got one sprained ankle.

That was a crew guy.
Who wears clogs to a shoot?

If you'd let us hire someone--

I'm not paying somebody
to walk the dog.

It's so stupid.
What happened to Lisa?

-She won't do it anymore.
-Why?

She says it's
beneath her station.

-She said "station"?
-No, I said that.

-What did she say?
-Just, beneath her.

Well, we'll figure it out.

When did this happen?
I didn't used to have all this.

-JAMIE: Do you want anything?
-A banana and my youth back.

Why don't we both move
the car and both walk Murray?

Like we're a leisurely couple?

The car needs to be moved
and Murray needs to be walked.

-I don't think he does.
-Why?

Was this wet when we moved in?

-I'm sorry.
-Look who's 45 minutes late.

Did I miss the meeting?

-FRAN: Yes.
-I'm sorry.

It's the third day in a row.
I can't keep covering for you.

Murray peed on the floor.
I had to spray the carpet.

Does that stuff really work?

Gets rid of everything but the
outline, so it's not so gross,

but you can never forget
what happened there.

When are you guys
getting someone?

I got someone, a husband who
doesn't want to get someone.

James,
you've got to get someone.

Right. It's not fair to Murray.
I've got to get someone.

Forget Murray,
it's not fair to you.

Come here. Look at this.

"The Mayor's office inc. the
publicity firm Devenow Buchman

as consultants to the Mayor's
public relations staff."

That's good.

You think Devenow Buchman sounds
better than Buchman Devenow.

-That's good.
-[STAMMERING] Either way.

Buchman Devenow,
Devenow Buchman.

-Why's this such a big deal?
-It's not! Whatever you want.

I don't care,
it's whatever you want.

If Devenow Buchman
makes you happy,

let's be Devenow Buchman
and be done with it.

-Really?
-Yes. I'm fine.

So, good,
Devenow Buchman.

Or Buchman Devenow.
Whatever.

-This is so silly.
-You know what?

You write what you really want
and I'll write what I want.

-How's that?
-Good. Here.

-Do we have any paper?
-Um, it's been ordered.

Three weeks ago.
We got to call somebody.

Call someone on what?

All right. Just write it
on your hand. Uh...

DB or BD.

-I knew it!
-I knew it!

-Why didn't you just say so?
-Why didn't you just say so?

I got a desk for Andy Slater
and Freddie Damsky.

That would be us.

It would?

Come on, Freddy,
let's give him a hand.

So, you're Damsky
and Slater, huh?

Or Slater Damksy.

I feel good about this, today.
Today is the day.

This is big city emergency room.

This isn't the crap
you see on TV.

This is it. Unvarnished,
hardcore documentary,

reality with all the drama and
the trauma and the frama.

"Frama"?

I thought there'd be a third,
I was wrong.

[GROANS]

Excuse me, sir.
Can I give you a hand?

Don't help.
Eddie, get a piece of this guy.

This is an old man trying
to open some aspirin.

Yeah, but there's drama there.

Can I give you my
honest professional opinion?

-Go ahead.
-This film sucks.

It's going to get better.

You have any idea
how over budget you are?

They're not gonna let me
pour money into this forever.

I know.
Something's gonna happen.

WOMAN: [ON P.A.] Dr. Carrow to surgery, please. Dr. Carrow.

-[MAN GROANS]
-Sir, let me help you there.

For crying out loud.
All right. Stop. I got it.

PARAMEDIC: Coming through.

You hear something?
Something's going on.

Here we go. Eddie. Here we go.

All right. Now we're talking.

Here you go.

Start on the coffee and then
pan over to the doughnuts.

I know!

They should make these boxes
bigger or the mail smaller, huh?

Excuse me. My chitchat
wasn't sparkling enough.

-JAMIE: Hey.
-Hey, you.

-Ow.
-What?

I scraped my finger.
I got postal injury.

-Did you just get home?
-Yeah.

-You didn't walk Murray?
-I just got home.

It's so late. I figured you
would've walked him by now.

You didn't hear?
I just got home.

We have to get someone
to walk him.

Fran knows a guy.
He comes and walks the dog.

I don't want to do that.

-Why?
-You want to be those people?

-Which people?
-These back of the magazines,

they have these dopey things,
you know, dog astrologer,

canine massage therapy,
dog-a-puncture.

-Where does it say that?
-They had that last week.

It's not fair to Murray.

I haven't heard one word
of complaint outta him yet.

How would you like it? Trapped
all day, having to hold it in?

I could do it.
Remember Winnipeg?

Six hours, I couldn't go.

-We're neglecting Murray.
-Oh, thank God you're back.

And we missed you as well.

Your dog's been wailing all day.

-The key?
-I'll do it.

-You can't keep neglecting him.
-We're not neglecting him.

You're very lucky I haven't
called the authorities.

The authorities?

We can take care of our boy
without anybody's help.

[MURRAY GROWLS]

Maybe we should get someone.

PAUL: Murray is a very particular dog.

He has sensitive pads.

He can't take the pavement
for long stretches.

-He needs to walk on the grass.
-Otherwise, the pads will crack.

They're defective pads, really.

-Yeah. Not defective, just dry.
-Extremely dry.

They dry up especially
in cold weather. Ooh.

Moisturizer takes care of it.

We'll show you how to
apply that to his feet.

Where you going?

We won't ask you
to pick up groceries

or dry cleaning
or take out the garbage.

-Except Murray's garbage.
-Yes, but not ours.

Not that we make
a lot of garbage.

No, we're practically goats.
We eat our own garbage.

-[LAUGHS]
-Where you going?

Oh, and one more thing,
he hates fire hydrants.

Hates 'em.
Won't go near them.

-He loves trees.
-And shrubs.

Practically ruined
a whole species of fern.

Yeah, but fire hydrants--

Something must have
happened as a puppy

'cause he freezes up.

It's like me at those urinals
at the 42nd Street Station.

Why must you bring that up?

-It's the same thing.
-Does this person need to know?

Where you going?

I'm gonna be straight.
Murray's a particular dog.

We told you he has
very sensitive pads.

-You ever walked a dog before--
-Mrs. Buchman, if I might.

I been around animals
a very sizable portion

of my entire living life.

In fact, my uncle,
God rest his soul,

my uncle had a farm
in Central Pennsylvania,

very close to one
of the very first Dairy Queens.

He had anywhere from ten
to one dozen dogs there

at any given time.

And... You ask anybody
who knows me well,

and they'll tell you voluntarily

that Nat's a lover of all
creatures, great and small.

Nat would not harm a gnat
is a joke I enjoy making.

-So, the answer is yes?
-NAT: Yes.

-You've walked a dog?
-I have.

Well, there you go.
I think this is the guy.

Nat, you're hired.

-That's fabulous!
-Yeah.

-Murray, here's your new walker!
-Hey, Murray!

Hey, sir. Okay.

-Oh, my God.
-What?

-My meatloaf.
-Really?

Yeah. Really.
My meatloaf right now.

-Excuse us.
-Sure. Take your time.

I think we got Daddy
in trouble, there, Murray.

-What are you doing?
-What? What?

You hired him
without discussing it.

He loves dogs. You heard him.

[OVEN DOOR SLAMS]

-What are you doing?
-Meatloaf.

What about experience,
references?

References?

Sweetie, we're paying
a man to stand there

while an animal makes
doody in the street.

Would you hire just anybody
to take care of our kid?

Murray's not a kid. He's 42.

-You really feel okay about him?
-I do, and Murray likes him.

How do know we can trust him?

NAT: Excuse me. You mind
if I help myself to a candy?

Oh, all right.

-Murray?
-Where's my Murray?

Shh. Hey there. Shh. Ho there.

-What's the matter?
-Something wrong?

No, I just put him to bed.

Poor little pooch.
He was just plain tuckered.

So, uh, he's been
walked and fed.

Uh, I brushed him.

I hope you don't mind.
I took a liberty.

I brushed his teeth as well.

I noticed plaque forming
above the gum line.

Um, he was a little
hyper after that,

so I sang him a little lullaby

that my mom used to sing when
I was his approximate size.

Maybe you're familiar, uh...

♪ Non dimenticar

♪ Means don't forget you are My darling ♪

-Anybody? Anybody?
-Jerry Vale.

Jerry Vale, the man himself.
That's exactly right.

Oh, by the way,
his pads are fine.

I trimmed the hair out
from in between there.

I own small, little,
tiny scissors

that I purchased
for that exact occasion.

Thank you, Nat.

Sounds like you did a great job.

Thanks. We'll see you
tomorrow morning at seven?

You bet. Sleep well.
God bless. I mean it.

PAUL: Okay. Thanks.

Look, you can't argue with that.

Whose toothbrush
do you think he used?

JAMIE: Look at all this
great furniture.

I don't like it. It's stealing.

-They'll be here any minute.
-I'm not doing it.

Okay, one more big haul
and we'll stop.

-I'm out!
-Come on.

-Don't chicken out now.
-No. This was your idea.

You know your problem is?
You're gutless.

I am not gutless.

The minute you took that desk,
you crossed the line.

It's either this, or wait
six years for a desk blotter.

We're this close to having
everything we want.

Computers, printers, a fax--

-[ELEVATOR DINGS]
-Here they come.

All right.
What are the names again?

Slater Damsky.

-Damsky Slater.
-Oh, let it go.

Slater Damsky?

-Yes.
-Yes.

-Got a delivery.
-[PHONE RINGS]

Thank you. Bring it in.

Hello?

-[TV PLAYS]
-Hey. How you doing?

All right. Fran's gonna crack,
but I'm doing okay.

How is it there? Still quiet?

Yeah. They got the TV
blaring all the time,

-but nothing's happening.
-[LIFE SUPPORT BEEPS]

I've been here
since two o'clock.

It's like nothing,
nothing, nothing.

I'm gonna get out of here early. How about dinner and a movie?

Sure. Riff's at seven?

-PAUL: See you there.
-Okay.

-Has anything happened yet?
-Not a damn thing.

I never thought dinner and
a movie would feel so novel.

When you haven't
done it for a while...

Hey. Hey. Hey.

You buy a fella dinner,
suddenly he owes you something?

Yes. Is that so wrong?

Hey, Nat.

-Yo there.
-PAUL: Hey.

There's my little doggie.

Come here, fella.
Come here, boy.

Come here. Come here.

I'll go over there.
That's all right.

So, how did he do today?

He did great today,
Mrs. Buchman.

We went to the park,
we chased a squirrel around,

we rolled over,
we played with some youngsters,

various youngsters there.

-Did you say he rolled over?
-I did say that. Yes.

On command?

I do mean that. Yes.

Honey, Murray rolled over.

Murray rolled over.

Are you sure he wasn't
scratching his back

and lost his balance?

No, Mr. Buchman,
with all due respect.

Wow. He did that.
Can I get him to do it again?

Sure. I don't see why not.

I'll show you the proper
procedure, if I might.

You make your hands like
a little steering wheel there.

Littler than that.
Littler. Right.

As you turn it,
you say "roll over" to him.

Roll over.

A little more upbeat vocally.
Upbeat.

Come on, Murray. Roll over.

-Roll over.
-Let me try it.

Murray, Murray, roll over.

Try more body English there.

Come on, Murray. Roll over.

BOTH: Roll over.

BOTH: Murray, Murray.
Roll over.

He doesn't seem
to respond to it.

I think he's a little anxious.
His last walk was kind of short.

So I'll take him outside,
let him finish his business,

he'll sleep better,
and so will I frankly.

Well, that's very nice of you.

Hey. Come on. It's what I do.

Come on, sir,
come on, furry Murray.

Come on,
F. Murray Abraham.

How do you like that?

-I know.
-He rolled over.

Our little Murray.

Well, the only thing is...
I'm very happy for him.

I would've liked
to have been there.

I know. His first rollover.

-He'll do it again.
-I know.

You invest so much in a dog,
and you miss the first one.

-I know. We missed it.
-We did. We missed it.

I think he likes Nat
better than he likes us.

He does not.

-I think he does.
-He does not.

He's our dog. We raised him.
Now he don't even like us.

Maybe you and I don't
deserve to have a dog.

What're you saying?
We're unfit dog-havers?

Nat doesn't even have a dog,

he's ten times the dog-haver
we are.

-Six thirty?
-What? Six.

I think just for
the sake of the family,

maybe it's better off
if we get rid of Nat.

Nat is not the problem.

We are, we have to make
some adjustments.

How do people do this?

They don't have pets.

-Who?
-Whoever you're talking about.

[DOORBELL BUZZING]

Boy, they're back already.

See that?
He even goes quicker for Nat.

If it upsets you,
we'll let him go.

Thank you. I think we should.

Murray should be
our responsibility.

Besides, who's gonna take
care of us when we're older?

-Hey.
-Hey indeed.

I just found your dog

roaming the streets
completely unattended.

-What happened to Nat?
-Nat?

-Thanks for bringing him back.
-Look, if this is the way you--

Wow, that's really...

Why would he just
leave Murray like that?

Something must
have happened.

What, they had an argument,
and he went home?

Nat wouldn't leave
Murray alone like that.

-Where you going?
-We have to find him.

I'll go. You wait by the phone.

What is this,1942?
We have an answering machine.

So don't.

Mr. Fefvil, did you see
a man walking our dog?

You need someone
to walk your dog?

What kind of people are you?

-You see what I'm saying?
-Where could he be?

We'll find him.
The city isn't that big.

It really is
a deceptively large city.

It's a megalopolis
is what it is.

There's a message
on the machine.

-[MACHINE BEEPS]
-I told you to

stay by the phone,
didn't I?

[PHONE RINGS]

Look at this place.

The one night
I don't have a camera crew.

I'll take care of it.

Hey, Nat.
What happened to you?

What happened?

He can't talk.
His jaw's been wired.

[PA SYSTEM] Code blue.
Code blue.

All personnel available.

Code blue. I have no camera.

Honey, honey.

"Mr. and Mrs. Buchman,
how is Murray?"

Murray's fine. He's home.

Tell us what happened.

"Murray was
relieving himself..."

"Relieving," "I" before "E"
except after "C"

-What are you, nuts?
-Go ahead.

"Murray was relieving
himself when I looked up

and heard a crackling sound

reminiscent of
my summers at camp."

[PATIENT SCREAMS]

-Honey.
-Sorry.

Never mind. It's okay.

What are you doing here
with your head bandaged?

"I looked up and...

"I looked up and saw something

falling down at
a very high speed."

Did something fall on you?

Murray?

Murray fell on you?

You fell on Murray?

Something fell on Murray?

Why is Murray at home
and you're here?

-Murray pushed you.
-Slid.

-Falling.
-Murray pushed you.

If he wasn't injured,
this could actually be fun.

-Murray.
-Murray.

You pushed Murray
out of the way

and something fell
and you got hurt.

Honey, he saved Murray's life.

Nat, thank you.

What was it?

A bird.

A bigger bird.

-A big flapping bird.
-Wings. Flapping.

A big flap, flap bird.

-A big flapping flap flap.
-Flapjacks. Flapjacks.

Pancakes?

Pancakes on your head.
Head pancakes.

Head cheese?

-"Angle."
-Angel.

Angel with pancakes?

-There are no pancakes.
-No pancakes.

He may need this
for the lawsuit.

This is what fell on him?

They were doing construction,
and this fell off the building.

An angel.

You took an angel for Murray?

Do you need anything?
Can we get you anything?

Are you family?

Um, you could say that.

-What's the relationship?
-Uh...

He's our dog walker.

You pay someone
to walk your dog?

-Is it really your business?
-What's the big deal?

Okay, he'll be outta here
in three days.

Well, Nat, I tell you what.

You rest up for three days
and then come back.

Murray will be waiting for you.

All right, Nat.

We have a little something
here for your pain.

Ooh. Hey, Nat.

[BOTH] Roll over.

I can't believe this.

[SIGHS]

It's okay. He's gone.

-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
-[PHONE RINGS]

♪ [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]