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Wrong.
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* Tell me whyI love you like I do
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* Tell me whocan stop my heartas much as you
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* Let's take each other's hand
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* As we jump intothe final frontier
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* I'm mad about you, baby
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* Yeah!
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Honey.
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Honey?
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Honey, I can't find
my loop.
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What?
My loop.
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You know, the little thing
that... Do you know
where it is?
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It's on the shelf
in the hallway.
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Thank you.
Go back to sleep.
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Oh. Honey.
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Where's my gum?
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What?
My gum.
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What gum?
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The gum. The Yum Yum gum
for the commercial.
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It's on the sideboard.
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Thank you.
Go back to sleep.
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What is a sideboard?
Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that it's good
if the client sees you
chewing the product.
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Unless the product is tires.
That looks very stupid.
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It's early. You're gonna
laugh at that later.
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Show me. Show me.
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Thank you.
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Why do we have
all these magazines?
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You know, we save them
just so we can read them,
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and then we never end up
reading them.
We should read 'em.
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Go. You go back to sleep.
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Wear your parka.
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You don't like this?
It's cold.
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This is suede.
Wear your parka.
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Suede is warm.
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(SIGHING) Fine.
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Cows wear suede.
You ever seen a cold cow?
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Bye-bye, sweetie. Fine.
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Fran, it's me.
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Tell me why
you hate being single?
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You cold?
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No. Are you?
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No, not at all.
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Get me a scarf
or something, please?
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JAMIE: Hi!
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Hi. What are you
doing here?
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I wasn't busy,
and he's never
seen you work.
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God, aren't you cold?
No, not at all.
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Look at all this stuff.
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Yeah, I know.
It's like a little movie.
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Except it's about gum.
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You're very important.
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I'm the most
important there is.
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Here you go.
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No, not for me.
For the nun.
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Put it on
the nun costume.
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Pep it up
a little bit.
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Sweetie, you're not cold?
This is suede.
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Paul, uh, can I
see you a second?
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Sure. One second.
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Listen, um...
The clients love the dog.
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Got to lose the blonde.
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Oh, no, no.
They're just visiting.
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They love the dog.
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The dog's not an actor.
Paul...
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Love the dog.
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Let me see
what I can do.
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Who's that guy?
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Okay. They want
to put Murray
in the commercial.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Our Murray?
Go figure.
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Hey, buddy boy,
you want to work with Daddy?
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Honey, look,
his tail's wagging.
Look. That means yes.
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Though that could mean simply,
"Are we outside yet?"
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Let's go. Jeffrey.
JEFFREY: Yeah, Paul.
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Do me a favor.
Take Murray. Put him with
the sailors over there.
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Wait, wait, wit, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Come here. Come here.
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PAUL:
He looks fine, baby.
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There you go.
All right.
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All right, places.
Let's do one.
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(BELL RINGING)
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All right,
we're chewing gum.
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We're happy about the fact
that we're chewing gum.
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Remy.
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Who's speaking?k!
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Roll camera.
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(YUM YUM SONG PLAYING)
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Action!
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(WHISPERING)
Murray, smile!
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(MOUTHING)
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No saving.
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We read it,
get on with our lives.
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Would you two
pipe down?
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We're trying
to watch TV.
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You still here?
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No, I'm a hologram.
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She's not so pretty.
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Who's that?
Rachel Hunter.
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Oh.
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Oops. Too late.
Commercial.
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Oh, let's see
if Hazel's on some channel.
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Oh, hey,
that's my commercial!
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Is that Murray?
Yeah.
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(SHUSHING)
Look, look, look.
Look at him.
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What shush?
It's Yum Yum Yum.
What're you missing?
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How come
Murray got to be
in your commercial?
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Did I tell you
she would say that?
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Hello! I could
use a job, too.
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It was a
spur-of-the-moment
thing.
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Good job.
Thank you.
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
Oh, yeah, you, too.
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God, he was really good.
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Hello. Hey, Fran.
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Yes, that was Murray.
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Yeah, I know.
I--I--I directed it.
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I just don't see why
If he's gonna put someone
in the family on TV,
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it couldn't be me.
JAMIE: Lisa.
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Well, yeah, of course...
Yes, I know the dog was good
because I directed him.
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I can chew.
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Fran, listen, you now what,
the other phone is ringing.
I got to go.
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All right.
Good night.
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Hello.
Hey, Mr. Wicker.
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Yes, that was Murray.
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Remember when we did Pippin
in high school,
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Mr. Jenkins said
I was the loudest one
in the chorus.
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Well, I don't know
that you'd say Murray
"made" the commercial.
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I mean, I directed it.
I did a lot of things myself
that I, you know...
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The director very
often is under...
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You know what?
I got to get off the phone,
Mr. Wicker. Good night.
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Was Murray
ever in Pippin?
No.
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Was Murray
ever in Pippin?
No!
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No.
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(PHONE RINGS)
I think I've made my point.
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Hello. Hiya, Ma.
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Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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It's nice
to have somebody
appreciate my work.
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Well, I'll tell him
you said so.
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I'll-- I'll tell him.
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Hold on.
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(HUMMING THE YUM YUM SONG)
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(HUMMING THE YUM YUM SONG)
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(HARMONIZING)
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(DOORBELL BUZZES)
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(BOTH STOP HUMMING)
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(BOTH START HUMMING AGAIN)
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(HUMMING THE YUM YUM SONG)
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Hello.
Hello.
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Yes?
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I was just coming in
from my early-bird
yoga class,
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and this was waiting
for you in the lobby.
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Thanks.
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Well, after all,
we are neighbors.
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Is he in?
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Uh, yeah. Paul?
Oh, no, no, not him.
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(MURRAY BARKING)
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You were very good
last night.
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Yes, he was.
Ask me-- Ask me
who directed it.
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I did.
Thank you very much.
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Yes.
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Sophie and I
are going
to the park later.
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We thought
perhaps if he were free...
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Well, I'll see if
he can work you in.
Thanks a lot.
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Who's that from?
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From Bob.
Who's that?
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I don't know,
but he's ours truly.
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This is for Murray.
Look at this stuff.
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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Did you know
they make
espresso kibble?
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Hello. Bob.
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Hi, Bob.
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We were just sitting here
wondering who you were.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I directed it.
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Yeah. Well, no,
he's not professional.
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He's-- He's
just our dog.
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No, he wouldn't
be interested.
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In what?
Agent.
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Why would Murray
need an agent?
He doesn't.
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Well, tell him.
May I?
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Bob, thank you
very much.
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That's very kind, but...
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Yes, I am speaking
for Murray as well.
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If I change my mind,
I will. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Is that nuts?
Totally.
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You hungry?
Yes.
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Anything in there
for us?
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Cow hoof?
Having it for lunch.
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Is it nuts?
What?
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Bob.
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Bob as a concept
or...
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I mean, why not?
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'Cause, you know,
well, he's not...
He's Murray.
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So?
He'd still be Murray.
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He'd just be Murray
professionally.
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Do you think
there's a big demand
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for professional Murrays
out there?
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I think
he might enjoy it.
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I already told Bob no.
So tell Bob yes.
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I don't like yanking Bob
around like that.
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What else
has he got to do?
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Bob?
Murray.
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Murray's got plenty to do.
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Look at him. He's bored.
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Did he say something
to you?
Look at him.
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What, he's relaxing.
He's bored.
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He's ruminating.
He's bored.
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He's Murray.
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I would think
you'd like a little more
for him than that.
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Okay, just tell me now.
How long until
you drop this?
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Three to five days.
I will call Bob.
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Thank you so much
for coming in.
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I got to tell you...
And this doesn't
happen a lot.
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I was nodding off
last night,
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your commercial
came on,
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I saw
that tail wagging.
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Three words,
I want that dog.
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Four. Four.
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Uh, Paul directed it.
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I only wish
I handled humans.
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Well, thank you.
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What else
does he do?
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Besides this?
Yeah.
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Nothing much.
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Oh, come on.
He must do something.
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No.
No.
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Tricks?
No.
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Special talents?
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No... Oh, no, actually...
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(BARKS)
Murray,
go get the mouse.
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Oh, honey.
No, no, wait.
Get the mouse.
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(THUDDING)
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BOB: Yeah.
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That--That's about it
right there.
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Well, you know,
there's some things
more important than tricks.
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You know, when Beethoven
first came in here,
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the only thing
he could do
was hump my leg.
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You handled Beethoven?
I passed.
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Am I a yutz or what?
How could you know?
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Still, I could
kick myself.
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Kidney treat?
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What Murray has
is a look.
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A quality.
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I see Murray here
as every dog.
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The dog next door.
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That's something
that can't be taught.
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See?
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(STAMMERING) I'm just
not comfortable with this.
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Paul, I'm sensing
you're not comfortable
with this.
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I'm not.
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What if we
start him off slow?
254
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:25,300
A little print work,
a day or two on a soap.
255
00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,300
I understand
All My Children is looking.
256
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,860
Would he'd work with
Susan Lucci?
257
00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,760
Probably.
I love her.
258
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:31,100
I don't want
to exploit him.
Probably.
I love her.
259
00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,100
I don't want
to exploit him.
260
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,900
You have my word.
261
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,160
No funny hats
or anything?
262
00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:38,360
Unless it's for
artistic reasons.
263
00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:40,500
Shall we give it a try?
264
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,760
Let's give it a try.
265
00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:44,760
(ROOSTER CROWS)
Welcome aboard.
266
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,860
Forgive me.
My 3:00 is here.
267
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,630
How about acting class?
268
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,260
How about let it go?
269
00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:57,760
You know,
if it weren't for him,
we might not even be here.
270
00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:59,500
I see.
Where would we be?
271
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,460
Why do you think
I went out with you
in the first place?
272
00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:02,700
'Cause I was stunning.
273
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:03,800
And?
And witty.
274
00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:06,330
And?
And there.
275
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,500
And him.
You can trust a man
with a dog.
276
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,830
Now, how--how
do you figure that?
277
00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,660
Because he knows
he has to
come home at night
278
00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:15,330
or else clean up the mess
in the morning.
279
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,960
See, I love how
your brain works.
280
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,660
I just want this
to work out.
What, you and me?
281
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:23,530
Him. I don't want him
to be disappointed.
282
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,130
Well, sweetie,
how could he
be disappointed?
283
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,760
He doesn't even know
what's going on.
284
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,430
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
285
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,660
Look, I know
you got a plane to catch.
286
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,060
I want to thank you
for coming by.
287
00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,800
Uh, Jay.
Rachel, yes?
288
00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,860
I was just wondering whether
I could I give him a hug
before he goes?
289
00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:43,060
That's not up to me.
Murray, what do you think?
290
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,100
Hey, hey, hey, don't make me
have to turn the hose
on you two, okay?
291
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,830
Folks, let's hear it
for Murray.
What do you say?
292
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:53,900
Have you seen
his new commercial?
293
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,430
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Have you seen
his new commercial?
294
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:55,500
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
295
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,360
I saw it.
You know,
he did his own barking.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
296
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,660
I saw it.
You know,
he did his own barking.
297
00:12:57,730 --> 00:13:00,530
We promised them
we would have
this proposal by tomorrow.
298
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,660
Look at his tail go.
Bob says
you can't teach that.
299
00:13:03,730 --> 00:13:04,830
James.
300
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:05,960
Come here, come here,
come here.
301
00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,060
(GROANS)
302
00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:09,260
Sweaty boys are here.
303
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,500
(SHUSHING)
304
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,860
Oh, again?
305
00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:14,530
I know. Fran wanted to see it.
Can we get back to work?
306
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,900
Paulie, we going to eat?
307
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,300
Yeah, as soon as
we get back.
308
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,930
Murray,
want to go to the park?
309
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,830
Oh, honey, I don't think
that's such a good idea.
310
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,860
Why not?
Because he has to
work tomorrow.
311
00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:24,700
It's Thursday.
We always
go to the park.
312
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,830
So? Go with Ira.
313
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,230
Oh, that's not the same.
314
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,500
Sure it is.
315
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,930
Ira, you want to go
for a walk?
316
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,130
Not really.
317
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,800
Come on, he'll buy you
a treat.
318
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,730
Okay.
319
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,330
Honey,
we're going to go.
320
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,200
All right.
Don't let him
lick anything.
321
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:40,930
Murray, say goodbye
to the crazy lady.
322
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,460
One sec,
I'm gonna get him
a sweater.
323
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,930
He doesn't...
Never have children.
324
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,500
Tell me again
why it's bad to be single.
325
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:57,400
Hey, Paulie, you remember
the day we found him?
326
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,530
Who'd have figured
he'd become a star?
327
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,400
He's not a star.
He's Murray.
328
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:05,260
What do you mean?
Every time I turn on the TV,
it's either him or Wings.
329
00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:06,860
You think this is
going to his head?
330
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,530
Nothing ever did before.
331
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,200
I don't know.
I get into bed last night,
I put my feet under him
332
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:14,000
and he looks at me like,
"Hey, who the hell
are you?"
333
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,260
What? Are you jealous?
334
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,630
Of what?
Murray.
335
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,830
Jealous? Of my dog?
A little bit.
Yeah. Yeah.
336
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,960
I'm not proud about it,
but yeah, there it is.
337
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,830
Hey, smell this.
338
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,800
I don't want to smell it.
Just smell it.
339
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,230
That's how
nougat smells.
340
00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:32,900
It's just-- I directed
the commercial, right?
341
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,330
He's getting all
the accolades.
342
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,230
You want an accolade?
I'd like one accolade.
343
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,660
Something is not right.
344
00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:39,360
He's not even my dog
anymore.
345
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:40,460
Oh, come on.
He's yours.
346
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,960
You know what?
This is no treat.
347
00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:44,360
Go return the thing.
I'm gonna.
348
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,030
Hey, this is not fresh.
349
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,160
Hey, Murray, you're still
my dog, right?
350
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,600
I mean, hey, buddy.
It's still you and me, right?
351
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,960
Nothing's
going to change that.
352
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,630
All right. Come on.
353
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,430
All right. I now know
how to make pumpkin flan.
354
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,030
And we are magazine-free!
355
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,130
Honey, here, take these.
356
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,700
What did you do?
I just finished.
357
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,400
His picture's in them.
358
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,600
Who, Murray?
Page 42, the Subaru ad.
359
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:16,760
He's driving the car.
360
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,730
Good, all right, listen.
I ordered the tickets
by phone,
361
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,500
so if we leave right now...
I can't.
362
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,530
Why? What are you...
We're going
to the movies.
363
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,700
He has to pack.
For what?
364
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,300
Bob got him
a rock video tonight.
365
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,630
We're shooting up near
Oneonta.
366
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,030
Murray's doing
a rock video?
367
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,430
Uh-huh. Why not?
368
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,230
Okay, first of all,
the element.
369
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,800
It's a good opportunity.
370
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,260
Sweetie,
here's a thought.
371
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,230
He's going to be
Megadeth's dog.
372
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,430
Ooh! I think not.
373
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,400
Don't worry, we'll be home
first thing tomorrow.
374
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,960
He's got that
pilot audition
in the morning.
375
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,460
Whoa, wait a sec.
You're going, too?
376
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,660
Yeah.
Okay. No.
377
00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,930
He's never been away
from home before.
378
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,760
Come on, it'll be fun.
Come with us.
379
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,500
Oneonta and Megadeth.
Not so much.
380
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,560
Why not?
381
00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:01,530
Because I actually
have a life here,
382
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,300
which at one point
the two of you
were here for.
383
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,460
We're still here.
384
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,560
No. You're in
Oneonta.
385
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,700
Not all the time.
386
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,530
No, but emotionally
you are.
387
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,700
You know what?
Nobody's going
to Oneonta.
388
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,560
All right.
All right. All right.
I will stay home.
389
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:13,760
Will that
make you happy?
390
00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:15,100
Very much so. Yes.
391
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,360
I will call Bob
and cancel.
392
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:19,060
No, no, no.
Murray can still go.
393
00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:21,200
What's he gonna do?
Drive the Subaru?
394
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:24,100
I am going to hire him
an assistant.
395
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,730
(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING)
396
00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:29,500
Hey, you think
that crew guy's cute?
397
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,730
Don't look, don't look.
398
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:40,800
(GARGLING)
399
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,230
Did you just
spit on my neck?
400
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,530
I'm sorry.
401
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,060
I thought
we had this down.
402
00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:58,760
I'm sorry.
I'm just feeling
a little off today.
403
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,900
(EXCLAIMS) Did you sleep
at all last night?
404
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,660
Not much.
It was very sweet of you
to pant in my ear, though.
405
00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:06,230
I do what I can.
406
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,560
I bet Megadeth
slept like a log.
407
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,000
All right.
408
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,700
Excuse me.
Does the phrase "Wait up"
mean anything to you?
409
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,700
So I ran out
of Evian.
Big deal.
410
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:24,300
When I met you,
you were drinking
out of toilets.
411
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,060
You know what?
You've got
a real attitude lately.
412
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,560
I don't think
I want to work
for you anymore.
413
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,100
How do you like that?
414
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,030
Fine. I quit.
415
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,360
What time is
the big audition?
416
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,600
Not till 5:00.
417
00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:39,060
It's a big deal, huh?
418
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:40,600
Well, you know, it's a series.
419
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,700
He might not
get it.
420
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,560
I know,
but what if he does?
Honey...
421
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:47,700
Now listen, I'm not
gonna stand in his way 'cause
he'd never forgive me,
422
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,700
but I just miss him.
423
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,760
I know.
424
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:00,800
How does your sister
get fired by a dog?
425
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,530
She wasn't fired.
She quit.
426
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,900
That's not
what I hear, babe.
427
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,960
Hey, hey.
There's my star.
428
00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,700
What happened
to you?
429
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,060
Little disagreement
with one of my clients.
430
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,660
It happens.
431
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:15,200
I got to tell you,
I'm very jazzed
about this.
432
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,460
What is this,
exactly?
433
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,660
One-hour drama.
434
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,560
My New Family,
it's called.
435
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:22,330
Ex-con, debutante,
couple of kids.
436
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,460
It's really his show.
437
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:26,730
If he gets it.
What are his chances?
438
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,460
Hey, I'm not worried.
439
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:30,760
All he has to do
is wag his tail.
That's his specialty.
440
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,630
It's in the bag,
right?
441
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,900
All right.
Whenever he's ready.
442
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,330
He was born ready.
443
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,700
Is he ready?
We worked on it
all day.
444
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,630
You remember
the routine, right?
445
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,030
He says his line,
and you wag your tail.
446
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,600
(BELL RINGING)
Just relax, Murray.
Be yourself.
447
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,560
Good luck.
All right.
See you, pal.
448
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,400
My New Family.
Murray test.
449
00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,930
And... Action.
450
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,930
I don't know about you,
Scout,
451
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,960
but to me,
452
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,230
this feels like home.
453
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,560
(BARKING)
What do you think?
454
00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:12,030
Bob.
Jamie?
455
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,400
He's just nervous.
456
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:14,600
He's only seven.
457
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,860
All right.
Let's try it again.
458
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:21,330
I don't know
about you, Scout,
459
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,360
but to me,
460
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,160
this feels like home.
461
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,800
What do you think?
462
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,630
(WHIMPERS)
463
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:38,600
Bob, why is he ad-libbing?
464
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,030
He's killing us here.
465
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,660
It's okay.
We'll talk to him.
466
00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:42,800
Come on, Murray.
467
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,860
Come on. Get up.
Sit up.
468
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:48,130
It's all right. You remember.
Line, tail. Line, tail.
469
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,760
You know how to do this.
This is what you wanted.
470
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,430
This is what
you've been
working for. All right.
471
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,260
Okay. Relax.
472
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,430
Okay.
Okay.
473
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:00,730
One more try.
474
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,230
I don't know
about you, Scout,
475
00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:09,260
but to me,
this feels like home.
476
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,800
What do you think?
477
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,430
Murray, come on.
478
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,660
Tail. Tail. Hey.
479
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:17,760
Wag your tail.
Look at Daddy.
480
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:21,300
Wag your tail
like that.
481
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,360
Come on, you mutt,
this is the big one.
482
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,060
(GROWLING)
Do you want to blow it?
483
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,360
Bob, are you there?
How about let it go?
484
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,960
Bob, Murray feels
terrible.
485
00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:36,730
I know you two
can work this out.
486
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,530
I can't believe
he won't take my calls.
487
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,600
Well, it's a fickle
business.
488
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:44,600
He had one bad audition.
489
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,100
He broke skin.
490
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,000
So that's it?
A whole career
just gone down the drain?
491
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,630
What did you expect?
It's Murray.
492
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,930
So?
493
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,160
So I'm amazed
it lasted
as long as it did.
494
00:20:56,430 --> 00:20:57,930
Good night.
Good night.
495
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,760
I just hope
he's not upset.
496
00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:03,260
I promise you.
He doesn't even know.
497
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,360
You think?
498
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,460
What have I
been telling you?
499
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,030
He's Murray.
That's right.
500
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,960
I want to thank my guests,
Rachel Hunter
and Paul Buchman...
501
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,800
RACHEL: Um, Jay?
Yes? Yes, what is it,
Rachel?
502
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,960
I was wondering,
before he goes, could I
give him a hug, please?
503
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:26,360
Uh, that's not up to me.
504
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:30,300
Sure. As long as
you're here.
505
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,860
Hey, hey, hey, don't make me
have to turn the hose
on you two.
506
00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:34,230
Hey, come on,
come on, come on.
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