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NYMPHO DIVER: G-STRING FESTIVAL

Thanks, Father.

Wow, great haul this year.

But Mayor, I'm the only female diver in this village.

- Hmm. True. - Mayor, we have to fix that somehow.

One Woman can't catch all the fish herself.

Hey, there's some fresh-faced girls who are just getting back from Tokyo.

Yeah, and they've got nice, giggly asses. I can barely stand it.

- Pervert. - Someone should go get them.

- You do it. - Me?

Go get those Tokyo girls.

But you promised-

Idiot. It doesn't matter. Just bring them here.

This is for the sake of the village budget.

And if they don't want to come, lure them with your seductive tricks.

If it's seduction you need, I'll go, too.

Pervert.

It's not like that. We need more young girls to revitalize the village.

Hypocrite.

- I know, right? - Shut up. I'm counting on you, Nobuo.

SELF-DEFENSE FORCE SEEKING NEW RECRUITS

PRODUCER: MURAl YOSHIO DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY: KIMIO SHINDOU

SCRIPT: KAZUHIKO BAN ATSUSHI FUJIURA

NOBUMASA MIZUNOO, NOBUMASA FUKUSHIMA

KATSUMI NAKAZAWA, SHINJI YAMADA

HACHIROU KAl, YASUO YASUO AKIO MORISHIMA, JUMICHI SAKURAl

STARRING

ERI ANZAl KAZUYO EZAKI

RIMA AONO, MARI MARIA MIIKI SAWAKI, SERU RANDO

MASAYOSHI UENO, FUMIZOU TACHIBANAYA, SHINICHI

ARAl, DANJUROU TATEKAWA, KENJI SHIMAMURA

MAKI KAWAMURA HIROKO FUJI

DIRECTOR: ATSUSHI FUJIURA

WELCOME

Welcome back.

- I'm home. - Welcome back.

What's this? Only four girls?

Huh? There should've been one more.

What? You only got five?

You poor fool.

But I couldn't get any more. My body can only handle so much seduction.

That's because you're an untidy slob.

You should've seen me when I was your age.

I used to pick up ten in one swoop.

Wow. You mean young girls?

There were some young ones and some older ones.

Anyway, that doesn't matter. Hurry up and introduce us.

Negami Masayo, age 19. Student at the women's college.

Nishimoto Tomoko, age 20. Former member of the Ground Self-Defense Force.

Nakanishi Miki, age 23. Cameraman.

Oozawa Akemi, age 22. Massage parlor worker.

Massage parlor worker?

How uncool.

What a country bumpkin.

Seems like it.

Doesn't look like there's any hunky beach boys around here.

- Nobuo. - Huh?

Where did the last one go?

Midori-chan. Nonaka Midori, former stewardess.

Where did she get off to?

Mom, Dad, I'll always be by your side now.

You pervert.

Just as I thought. That's a great ass.

Ah, the head monk. Hi, Father.

How was your trip? Do you have a place to stay?

I'm staying at the mayor's. I'll be here from now on.

I'm getting married.

- To the mayor? - Come on.

To Nobuo-san.

I have to go get some water.

That Nobuo's one lucky bastard marrying a beautiful girl like that.

Ah. Damn it.

I can't go any further.

- Midori-ohan. - You saved me.

I thought you hadn't come.

Don't be ridiculous. I was so glad you came to Tokyo to propose to me.

No. Not here.

Someone's going to see us.

No one's around.

Someone's going to show up.

Someone's here.

Stop.

Knock it off.

- It's okay. They left. - They'll see us.

It's all right.

- Stop it. - You're still Worried?

Stop. Stop!

You can't stop. Don't stop.

Midori-ohan.

Yes.

What did you do? This is great.

I'm embarrassed.

Midori-ohan, I love you.

Nobuo-san.

Well, everyone, it's time for some hard training.

What's with that get-up?

With this, I should lose as little body heat as possible.

I want to give it a try.

Good idea.

We're not salvaging the Titanic.

Diving girls wear this surf gear. You will, too.

What? I'm no girly chick.

This is the latest fashion in Tokyo.

- That's hip. - Shh.

How shameless. She looks like a girly chick to me.

Nah, she's fine.

That girl's a good girl, isn't she?

Butt out.

You said I could work. I'm allowed a little flirting.

Remember Way back in the canned food factory?

We've been over that. It was with Haruko, right?

Wrong. It was Masako.

So you did it with Haruko, too?

No, that's not true.

How did that happen?

Strange. If I'm not mistaken...

Oh, hey, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Well-

What? Your name's Anne?

No.

What is it?

I can't dive.

Nice work.

Are you okay?

Hey, this was an expensive swimsuit.

- Huh? - Weird.

Quickly.

Ah, what a nice feeling.

What are you doing?

- I feel refreshed. - Just a minute.

I'm jumping I"-

I saw it. It was jet black.

Ew, what did you see? You pervert.

Uh, some seaweed.

Quit smirking.

Cheers.

No doubt about it, our village is growing. Right, Mr. Union Leader?

Right, Mayor.

Each and every one of you is beautiful.

You'll give the octopi in the sea a shock.

You must be cold. I'll warm you up.

You look cold, too. Let me warm you up. I'm a nice guy.

Will it be the mayor? Or the perverted priest?

- Hmm? - Which of them is going to clean your hole?

Well.

Nao-chan, beer, please.

So your husband died three years ago? I bet it's been a while since you did it.

- How about it? With me, tonight. - Cut it out.

Pervert. Quit trying to cozy up to Tae-san.

Hello.

I'm delivering some sunburn cream.

It's for the girl on the second floor. Why don't you go oil her up?

Hey. Hey, hold it.

How about it?

Nao-chan, want to have a drink with us?

I'm afraid I don't have the time.

She sure works hard.

Give me some more.

I heard Nae-man's becoming a young mother.

A three-year age difference, I heard.

Whoa.

This is how you do it.

Hey, can I get someone to sing for me? How about you?

Aah! It hurts!

Slower.

Right there.

I sounded like that back then, too.

You know, we don't even need this stuff.

There's a ton of people downstairs. They'll hear us.

It's okay. Not if we do it quietly.

Put some cream here.

Take it off.

This, too.

Yes. Right there.

Come on. Please.

Damn it.

Hurry.

Hey, someone's Watching.

Don't worry about it. It feels better when people are watching.

Nao-chan.

No.

I was Wrong.

I'll say. You promised you'd marry her.

Don't you see? It was just a trick to get diver girls to come here.

You're lying. You love Midori, right?

I can explain everything.

Nao-chan.

I love you.

You're so Wet.

Hurry.

It's disgusting. You hate it, right?

Stop bullying me.

Lick it. You used to do it all the time, right?

Do it! Do it!

Nao-chan. Nao-chan.

Scream for me.

Midori screamed louder than this.

Put your back into it.

I love you.

Nao-chan, I love you.

Was Midori that good?

Well? Did she do it that well?

I forget.

This is mine. I Won't give it up to Midori.

I'll never give you up.

Hey, I'm not little.

Hey! Hey!

Hurry up and go to sleep. It's 10 pm.

Sleep already? This is like a nursery school.

- Right? - Right.

They even let prisoners stay up later than this.

That's right.

Look, you're keeping me up. I can't sleep.

Was that me moaning just now?

Too bad it was a dream. I should've stayed asleep a little longer.

You want to learn about the history of this village?

Yes, I chose it as the subject for my graduate thesis.

This is an old temple, right? Please teach me.

All right.

I'll show you the top-secret, ancient documents of this temple.

Thank you very much.

However, this is a very important text.

It's looked up in the library. So sit there, seize style, and study.

Okay.

It's all mushy. Looks like somebody's down there area.

If you lift it up like this, no man could resist it.

Miki, if you want to make your man happy, spread them like this.

I'd like to find a man who works like that.

What happened to Masayo?

She went to do research. That's all she would say.

Hey, that girl, she's definitely a virgin.

Huh? There are still virgins around these days?

There's gotta be a good man for her somewhere.

One that's this big.

This isn't good. She's really late.

Maybe I should sneak into the union leader's room

and make love to him.

You girls would be happy if you were penetrated by an octopus tentacle.

Wow.

Girls wore G-strings?

These customs are so interesting.

Ah, it hurts.

My leg went numb.

Well then, spread your legs out and take a breather.

I was caught up in this book.

Hey, that really hurts.

Do you think you can stand up?

Even more than that, another interesting custom was-

This is the best thing for numbness of the legs.

- I'll give you a massage. - Stop it, Father.

No, no, no. Don't hold back.

Father.

Ending people's suffering is my job.

Well? Is your leg feeling better?

It still hurts.

A G-string.

It hurts.

G- string.

A G-string festival?

Yes, to celebrate a big fishing haul.

The diver girls put on G-strings and go to Kouryuu Temple.

Hmm, maybe we should revive this festival.

It might bring in some money.

More tourists will come to see the diver girls in their G-strings.

Hey, Nobuo, you're in charge of planning this festival.

Me? No way. I've got a lot to do.

The only thing you have to do is flirt with Nao-san.

So you're Nae-man's young suitor?

That's right. We've been together so long, We're pretty much married.

So you said you'd marry me just to get me to come back here.

Father, you always make me look like a fool. This is too much.

Just passing it down through the family.

I'm feeling weak.

- Hey, go get her back. - Okay.

Don't go. Who cares about that girl?

You're with me now, right?

Yuck.

I'll be a diver girl. I'll Wear a G-string.

Go get her.

- Hey. - I disapprove.

- What? - Mother.

Nobuo-san isn't right for you, Nao-chan.

What does that mean?

He's always doing what his dad tells him, without a care in the world.

That's right. You've said too much.

If anything ever happened to you, Nobuo would be struck dumb.

Yeah, that's right.

Midori-chan.

Let me go.

I'm not an idiot. I know you're with Nao-chan.

I have a perfectly good explanation for that.

No.

No. Stop it.

Let me go.

Midori-chan, I love you.

I love you.

It's okay.

No.

Midori-chan.

See? This guy loves you.

I'll give you as many tastings as you Want.

You're cunning. Always scheming something.

Nao-chan was just a fuck buddy. We weren't right for each other otherwise.

So, am I right for you?

Midori-chan, you're the best.

Nobuo-san.

I love you. I love you.

It's wonderful.

It's a red tide today. The sea will be muddy.

This is the second day. It's Wearing me out.

It's so hot. I'm sticky with sweat.

Sticky? You're dirty.

What are you thinking of?

I'm soaked down there.

It's been so long since I've done it.

I can say that, too. I'm sopping Wet.

Oh, no, hang up the mosquito net.

What, you want to go lesbo in there?

You know, according to Benjamin Franklin's teachings,

thunder has an exciting effect on women down there.

No way.

Casanova and Ihara Saikaku wrote about it, too.

When it was thundering out, they always did it from behind.

I'm jealous.

I can't hold out any longer.

Even a cucumber would be okay. Just stick it in.

I'm sorry, but you're a huge pervert.

We're perverts together.

Oh, no.

I feel stimulated.

Want to give it a shot?

Hello, this is Mikawa-ya.

Hello, this is Morita.

I'll be right there.

Thank you, thank you.

It's great to have such a recognizable face for our campaign.

But you only have three weekly papers. That's Way too little.

Don't worry about it. Even with just those papers covering it,

word about the G-string Festival will spread all over.

- Nobuo. - Huh?

Move quickly. You need to be reliable.

- Mostly, you are- - Ah, that's right.

Huh? He left.

What are you doing here?

May I be excused early?

Why?

My wife's got a stomach ache.

Oh, that's too bad. I hope she feels better.

Hey, I saw your wife in town today.

What? Well, you see, she got Weaker.

Weaker? How?

While she was in town, she fell over and hurt herself.

Anyway, excuse me.

What are you talking about?

Oh, by the way, I want to thank you.

Can I speak freely?

Anything's okay.

Well, then, Mr. Mayor...

Don't give me that weird look. It's indecent.

It's okay.

Stop it. This isn't the place for that kind of stuff.

Oh, come on. It's all right.

But I'm a public servant.

A pubic servant? I like the sound of that.

Perverts are always welcome with me.

No, I said public servant.

Public, not pubic.

Well, whatever. Either Way is fine.

Hang on, let me lock the door.

Father, I'm getting so hot, I just can't stand it.

- Let's do it. - Save it for your husband.

But he's busy at work. Come on, Father.

- Take me to the promised land. - I've got a lot of things to do.

It can't be helped.

Just Wait a minute.

Here. Put it here.

- Hurry. Hurry. - Okay, okay, okay.

I'll show you the way to nirvana.

- Really? - Really. Hang on.

Okay, go for it.

Okay.

I'll show you the path to happiness.

It hurts.

Father, I've never felt one this big before.

That's right. That's right.

Father, are you there?

Don't worry about it. Keep going.

But someone's coming.

Who is it at this time of day?

Oh, it's you.

My leg went numb again.

That guest sure is long-winded.

Ah, my leg went numb.

You've fired enough blanks.

Now shoot me with your live ammunition.

Are you done already? Use your rapid fire shot.

I'm out of bullets. I need to reload.

You weakling.

We've finished preparing our encampment.

Attack!

Second Wave.

Fire.

I thought you seemed to like me from the start.

Women who seem to like men are good, right?

That's right.

I'm stubborn, aren't I?

- Get on top. - Okay.

I can tell you used to be a prostitute. Once you put it in, it's completely stuck.

Please.

Good. This is good.

This is amazing.

Wow, this thing really feels good?

Do it. More.

Hurry.

For the documentary, use the real thing.

Hmm? The real thing?

Just a minute.

Ah, yes.

Hello?

What? You idiot.

I'm in a meeting.

I told him a lie.

You worked hard today. That's the spirit.

The Weather was nice, too. Let's do our best tomorrow.

Okay.

One case of beer and one kilogram of cucumbers.

Thank you.

Hey, I gained some self-confidence.

- What? - Sex.

How about it? With me? I'll make you scream like a baby.

Get the hell out of here.

H- HEY-

Heave-ho.

She's with a young suitor.

Who could it be?

SEA ANEMONE BAR AND RESTAURANT

Octopus for three, please.

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

You're catching on. It's just par for the course.

Hold it right there.

Let me go.

Stop it.

Nao-chan, stop it. How shameful.

I'm sorry.

You're mad because I disapprove of Nobuo, aren't you?

I'm marrying the greatest young suitor.

Nao-chan, listen to what I say.

Hold it. Marrying someone with only three years age difference

and becoming a mother,

I thought that was so out of fashion.

But I didn't protest.

You picked Dad yourself,

so let me do what I Want.

No, young suitors are no good.

Why are they bad?

I Won't call you mother anymore.

Cheer up. Look this way.

What is it?

I saw the young suitor.

What are you talking about?

Don't play dumb with me.

The young suitor and that person...

Huh?

You're impatient, aren't you?

Please don't be too rough.

Lick it the Way you always do.

Who are you?

I got the hell out of there, and now I'm back.

What the hell are you doing, you idiot?

Stop it.

Someone asked me to sleep with you.

It was Midori. It was her, wasn't it?

G- STRING FESTIVAL

Ah, the perfect day for a G-string festival.

No doubt, this festival will be a success.

Should we start the performance?

Calm down.

OK, are you done? It's all the Way up in my crack.

Let's see.

You'd better shave before you go on.

More?

- I can feel it. - Really?

Let's see. This goes here.

Bring that piece up here.

- Like this? - Yeah. Hey, Watch it.

Hmm, this goes here.

Hold it. This hand doesn't belong here.

Take this and put it here.

You don't know anything.

You're such an oaf.

- There. How's that? - It's so tight.

If it falls off, you'll be in trouble.

No one could stand Wearing this. I've had enough.

Wait.

This is the G-string Festival. You have to Wear a G-string.

No. No.

Stop. They haven't lifted the pubic hair ban yet.

Okay, this should work.

Mayor, is your son standing up?

What? No, he's sitting over there.

No, not that son. This one.

He sure is lively.

Must be in good health.

I think he smells your fine young ass. That makes him excited.

I'm doing my best.

Anyhow, I'll just do what comes naturally.

Boy, how awkward.

Hey, I want to be in the festival, too.

Great. Put on the G-string.

All right.

Check it out.

First, a speech.

Thank you for taking the time to join us for our G-string Festival today.

First, let's have the high priest deliver the sutra.

How many times?

Wait. Don't fight.

I thought you two were lesbians.

You're crazy. I'd never touch this Worthless woman.

Idiot. We'll settle this once and for all.

What did you say, shaved-pubes?

I'll shave yours and make them into a purse. Serves you right.

You bitch.

Stop it. Stop.

Stop. You're gonna get hurt.

Your young suitor told me that I was so good, he cried tears of gratitude.

The only one crying is going to be you, you perverted bitch.

Both of you, stop fighting!

What are you doing, you bitch?

Your young suitor said if he died during sex with me, he'd be happy.

He loves me.

What the hell are you doing?

Idiot.

How do you like this?

You bitch.

Ow, let go.

Ah, over there.

Stop. Stop it.

Stop fighting.

You coward, siccing him against me.

What the hell are you saying?

You sent him to do your dirty work.

Me? You think I sent Ryuichi?

You idiot.

Get that bastard.

Grab his legs.

Say it. How-

If you don't talk, I'll make your little son cry.

That's right. I'll twist it around until he cries.

What a good idea.

It'll be fun. Leave it to me.

Show him what you learned in your prostitute days.

Ah, it's getting huge. I'm gonna eat it.

Hey, stop it. Stop.

You're gonna rip it off. Forgive me.

I'll talk. I'll talk.

The young suitor, I found out some time ago.

I was going to give proof of his secret to Nao-chan.

The young suitor's secret, what is it?

You don't want to hear it.

Help.

You're ripping it off.

MICHI LAKE HOTEL

This way.

The young suitor comes here. I peep on him sometimes.

I installed a magic mirror that looks into the next room.

That's a good boy.

Hey, that's the adult way of doing things. Be a good baby, now.

Yes.

There you go.

Good boy.

Boobies.

Suck them harder.

You know the spots that feel good.

Even though you're a baby, you're mature for your age.

Where are you touching me?

You just came out of that hole.

Bad baby, you can't fit back in there.

It's not me.

Then who wants to come in?

This one.

Ooh.

I've never heard of a baby having a son.

Oh, but what a fine son he is.

You're sweating.

He's in fine health.

Maybe you can let Mom drink some milk this time.

My son sure is cute.

Wow, it's a water gun fight.

Now, let my other mouth drink.

We've lost.

So, you saw us?

I was so shocked.

Now I finally understand why Mom disapproved so strongly.

I'm sorry, Nao-chan.

I despised you when I saw what you did.

But it was no use.

It's sad and modifying, but I love you, Nobuo-san.

Nao-chan.

What's Wrong?

Let's have a drink.

Drink it.

So you're going back to Tokyo.

In Tokyo,

there were times I missed the countryside so much I couldn't stand it.

But now that I'm here,

I can't Wait to go back to Tokyo.

I'm so sorry.

I knew you loved my son, and I manipulated that feeling...

by making you come work as a diver girl.

Mayor.

Hold me.

I've got to get to sleep.

Mayor, I can smell the tide on you.

You feel like a man of the sea.

But that doesn't matter.

I had forgotten the smell of a woman.

It's all right.

Okay, okay, okay-

It's really good, isn't it?

Please be gentle.

How's that?

From now on, will you always be by my side?

Don't say anything while you're doing it.

It's passion. You're just caught up in lust.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Cute. Cute. You're so cute.

No matter how much I feel for Shinkichi, we can't be together,

but I have many good memories of my trip.

These memories will always be special to me.

Goodbye, everyone.

That Midori girl couldn't take all the octopus tentacles.

One more time.

THE END