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♪ Tell me why
I love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who
can stop my heart
as much as you
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ As we jump into
the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪
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HERB ON TV:
...also, personally, myself,
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I loved Lou Costello.
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Your father hated him. Couldn't stand him. Loved Abbott.
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Only person I ever met
who loved Abbott
and hated Costello.
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PAUL ON TV: Really? Why was that?
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Actually, there's a funny story.
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Where's a funny story?
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So far, nowhere.
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I'm making a film
about Buchmans
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that Buchmans
won't even wanna see.
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It'll come together.
It always does.
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Aren't you shooting
your parents today?
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Yeah. That'll
spice things up.
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They're entertaining,
aren't they?
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Oh, they are
wildly entertaining.
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Wow, you look nice.
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I do? You swear?
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Hand to God,
you look good.
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Thank you.
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[MURRAY BARKING]
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Murray, calm down.
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He's scared of that thing,
that bibli, b...
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Bibliotheque.
Whatever it is.
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[BARKING]
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Look, honey,
nice bibliotheque.
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I think it's the word
"bibliotheque" that
he's scared of if we just,
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if we just called it
what it is, a spinning,
wooden book thing...
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[BARKING]
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Hates that, too.
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I like it.
I think it's unique.
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Unique is not
the same as good.
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You hate it?
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Not to the point
of barking at it,
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but I don't love it.
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Uh-oh.
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What's the matter?
What's today, the 15th?
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Uh, okay.
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We're supposed to see
that therapist today.
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What therapist?
You remember that therapist?
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We don't have
a therapist.
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When we were having troubles,
and we thought
we should see one,
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Fran recommended one.
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Oh, the therapist
that Fran recommended.
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When we were having
trouble, and we thought
we should see one?
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Yeah.
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Remember?
No, she couldn't see us.
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She couldn't see us
right away.
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We still made an appointment,
and it's today at 10:00.
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Call her and tell her
we don't need her anymore.
We're fine now.
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Okay. You sure?
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What?
Well...
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What, we're not fine?
No, we're fine.
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Didn't you
say you felt that
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we're closer than ever?
Yes, I did.
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So?
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Okay.
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It's really hard to get
an appointment with her.
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Yeah, but so what?
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That's like, if somebody got
me a great deal on a tractor.
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Okay, plus it's right smack
in the middle of the day.
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Aren't you working?
Yeah, and you're working.
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That's exactly
when I'm filming
my parents.
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All right, we'll cancel.
Cancel.
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She may make us
pay for it anyway.
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You know what?
I'm canceling.
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What I'm hoping is
if this thing goes well
with my parents,
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I'd love them
to be the centerpiece
of the film.
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If I get them
talking about
other relatives,
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then I cut to interviews
that I get with all
the other relatives,
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and my parents become
the through line
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for the whole...
What's the matter?
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Maybe we should go.
Why?
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I don't know.
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We're happy, aren't we?
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Yes.
So?
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What if we're happy
for the wrong reasons?
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[STUTTERS] I'll take that.
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What if it's just because
we're having a baby?
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I'll take that.
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What if the baby
is just distracting us,
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like the problems
are still there,
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growing and festering
beneath the surface?
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I'll take that.
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I'm sure that's not
what's happening.
It's really not.
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Wouldn't it be reassuring
to hear that from
a professional therapist?
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You know what,
sweetie, my feeling
is if it ain't broke,
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don't ask it
about its childhood.
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I really think
we need to do this.
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[SIGHS] Really?
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So I'll call work
and tell 'em I'll be late?
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Okay. I will
call my parents.
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I'll tell them
I'll be there late, too.
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Thank you.
I'm not telling them
why, though.
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God, no.
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[BARKING]
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Let me
just understand this.
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You and I,
who are very happy,
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we're gonna go
see a shrink,
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but a dog who's
barking at furniture,
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he gets to stay
home and relax?
Uh-huh.
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All right.
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So what brings you here?
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Um, actually,
nothing.
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Nothing.
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Nothing?
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Nothing.
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We are here literally
for no reason.
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So for those
few weeks there,
it was pretty rough.
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THERAPIST: Mmm-hmm.
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But since then,
we've been closer than ever.
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Mmm-hmm.
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It's like the whole thing
made us appreciate
what we have.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Okay, at this moment,
I gotta say,
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it seems like you have
a very easy job.
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So, are we okay?
Tell us we're okay.
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Please tell her.
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It's hard to say.
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It's really not.
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Can we try something?
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Okay.
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What I'd like you to do
is to talk to each other,
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each of you pretending
to be the other person.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Okay. Boy, can I just tell you
that's not something...
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I know, I know. You'll feel
a little self-conscious,
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but just give it a try.
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Okay. You go first.
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You go first.
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I did. That was me
pretending to be you
saying, "Go first."
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All right.
Jamie...
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Yes, Paul?
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This is
incredibly silly.
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It really is.
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Okay, your turn.
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Go ahead.
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Okay. Don't rush me.
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I'm you. Would you
wanna be rushed?
No.
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All right.
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Hey, Paul...
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Yes, Jamie?
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You were right.
We didn't need
to come here.
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I feel...
[EXHALES]
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I feel...
What do I feel?
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I feel, I feel nothing
in my right leg,
I know that.
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Can we try something else?
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Sure.
Okay.
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I'd like you to try
being totally honest
with each other.
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We're always honest.
We really are.
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Tell Jamie
how you feel about her.
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Good. Really good.
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Tell her.
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Jamie...
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I feel good about you.
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Be honest.
What? I do. I feel good.
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Is that all?
Yeah.
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Because if you keep
your feelings inside,
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you're not helping anyone.
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Who's keeping?
I'm not keeping.
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How do you feel about Jamie
right now? Totally honest.
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[EXHALES]
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Good. Really good.
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Just good?
Yeah.
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Okay. Maybe with like
the tiniest dollop of angry.
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But mostly really good.
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Angry?
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Just like a sprinkle,
a sprinkle of angry
in a big bowl of good,
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just for flavoring in there.
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Angry about what?
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Making me come to this
when I got a movie to shoot,
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but it's not a big deal.
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Okay, Jamie, how do you feel
about what Paul said?
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Angry.
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You went straight
to the angry?
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I gave you all that good
right up front.
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It's harder for me to get here
than it is for you,
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but I made time because
it's important to us.
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Jamie, instead of becoming
defensive at conflict,
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try making yourself
vulnerable.
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[SCOFFS]
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Expose yourself.
Take an emotional risk.
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Most anger comes from fear.
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Share your fears with him.
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My fears, my fears, my fears.
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I'm afraid of heights,
and you're selfish
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to put your job
ahead of us.
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First of all, not wanting
to come here doesn't mean
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that I don't care
about the marr...
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I care enormously
about the marriage.
You know that.
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I just didn't wanna
waste a whole half
a day of shooting.
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This is so typical.
What?
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Never mind.
No, no, never mind.
See what happens now?
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If you're asking...
Never mind. Never mind.
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No, because you...
What?
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What did I do?
I'm trying...
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There's that tone.
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There's no tone.
Oh, I hear a tone.
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What you're hearing
is not tone.
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Well,
I'm hearing a tone.
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Maybe you're tone-deaf.
Maybe I am.
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THERAPIST: Uh, excuse me.
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Excuse me. I'm afraid
our time is up.
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I beg your pardon?
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PAUL: Here's
what's gonna happen.
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I'm gonna
sit under the camera,
I'm gonna say action,
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and I want you guys
to start with
how you met, okay?
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Talk about how you met,
and the main thing is,
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just relax, okay?
Forget about the cameras.
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Forget we're all here.
Just be yourselves, all right?
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Roll film.
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We're speeding.
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Okay. You ready?
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And...
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Action.
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Which, as you know,
means talk.
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But the light's not on.
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There's no light.
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This is film. Video has light.
Film-video, film,
not the same thing...
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All right. All right.
All right.
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Let's try it again.
And, action.
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Which I mentioned earlier
means to talk.
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BURT: About what?
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About how you two met.
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All right. Yeah. Uh...
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A friend introduced us,
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he asked me out,
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and I said yes.
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PAUL: And then what?
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We went on a date.
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PAUL: Okay. Where did you go?
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To the movies.
And dinner.
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We went to dinner
and the movies.
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Okay. Good. Did, um,
do you remember, uh,
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do you remember anything,
anything special,
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anything interesting
about that night?
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No.
No.
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Any details
or anything like that?
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No.
No.
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Okay, cut.
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All right,
you know what?
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I may have
misled you when
I said, "Be yourselves."
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Forget it.
I want you to perform,
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but pretend like
it's Broadway,
it's opening night,
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your own
two-person show.
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You're telling a story.
Dazzle them.
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I want you
to dazzle them,
all right?
252
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So why didn't
you say that
the first time?
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'Cause I'm an idiot.
I don't know why.
All right.
254
00:10:34,012 --> 00:10:36,808
All right, roll film.
All right.
255
00:10:36,946 --> 00:10:38,189
CREW MEMBER: We're speeding.
Here we go.
256
00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:39,500
Plenty of energy, enthusiasm.
257
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,296
Pop, you ready?
And, action.
258
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,990
A friend introduced us,
he asked me out,
and I said, "Yes."
259
00:10:50,132 --> 00:10:52,686
I took her
to the movies
and dinner.
260
00:10:52,824 --> 00:10:54,101
Dinner and the movies.
261
00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:01,833
Okay. Cut.
262
00:11:01,971 --> 00:11:03,904
So what was
wrong with that,
Mr. DeMille?
263
00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:05,285
Nothing.
You did terrific.
264
00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:07,839
I'm just wondering if
maybe we could do it
265
00:11:07,977 --> 00:11:09,427
a little bit
more terrific.
266
00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:10,531
More terrific?
How?
267
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,843
What are you saying?
Nothing.
268
00:11:11,981 --> 00:11:13,362
What do you mean?
I can see by your face.
269
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,157
If there's something wrong,
just tell me.
270
00:11:16,641 --> 00:11:18,505
Okay. Well,
let me be honest.
271
00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:19,920
Yes. Absolutely.
272
00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:21,646
Because you know,
you keep your feelings inside,
273
00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:22,854
you're not
helping anybody.
SYLVIA: Right.
274
00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:26,720
My fear, okay?
SYLVIA: Yeah.
275
00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:30,724
My fear is that
the two of you...
276
00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:33,416
You may be coming off
in an uninteresting way.
277
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:43,841
I see. We bore you.
278
00:11:43,979 --> 00:11:46,119
No, no, no, no, no,
you don't understand.
You don't bore me,
279
00:11:46,257 --> 00:11:47,361
but to the camera...
280
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,536
Did you hear that, Burt?
We're not boring him,
281
00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,365
we're just boring
to everybody else.
282
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,850
No, that's not
what I'm saying.
283
00:11:52,988 --> 00:11:55,576
If we're so boring,
why don't you shoot the couch?
284
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,406
It's got
a very lively pattern.
285
00:11:57,544 --> 00:11:59,891
Uh, Mom, that...
286
00:12:00,892 --> 00:12:02,031
[DOOR CLOSES]
287
00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:03,412
So, we're done?
288
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,455
TROY: Well, look who missed
all the excitement.
289
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:15,182
I... I had an appointment
that I couldn't get out of.
290
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,185
[GASPS] An appointment
you couldn't get out of.
291
00:12:18,323 --> 00:12:19,980
You had to have
your roots done?
292
00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:21,637
You didn't wanna
miss cardio-funk?
293
00:12:23,294 --> 00:12:26,884
♪ There's a bright
golden haze on the meadow
294
00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:30,370
♪ There's a bright
golden haze on the meadow
295
00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:34,270
♪ The corn is as high
as an elephant's eye ♪
296
00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:36,238
Lance,
what's going on?
297
00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:40,621
[LAUGHS] Well, it's kind of
a funny story, actually.
298
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,935
I was giving my speech
on health care to a group
of schoolchildren,
299
00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:46,835
and I thought it germane
to mention some ways
300
00:12:46,973 --> 00:12:49,803
I personally have benefited
from modern medicine.
301
00:12:49,941 --> 00:12:52,357
The example sprang to mind
of how I've been helped
302
00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:54,704
by Prozac, so...
Oh, my God.
303
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,568
See? See what you missed?
304
00:12:56,706 --> 00:12:59,192
I don't know what you two
are so concerned about.
I'm not worried at all.
305
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,677
Of course not 'cause
you're on... Prozac?
306
00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,854
I'm finding it very hard
to get upset about this.
307
00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:09,340
Okay.
308
00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:12,619
Okay. Okay. Um...
Here's what we'll do.
309
00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:15,795
I have a plan.
The news is out, so,
so we'll go with it.
310
00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:18,798
If I might...
You will explain
that you take Prozac
311
00:13:18,936 --> 00:13:20,523
to treat a very
minor condition,
312
00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:22,387
and that it isn't
a big deal.
313
00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:24,113
Why do you
actually take it?
314
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:25,977
To control debilitating
panic attacks.
315
00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:28,014
Oh, good.
316
00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:30,257
Not that anyone asked,
but if it were up to me,
317
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:34,883
I would just merely admit
that you were on Prozac
ever so briefly,
318
00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:37,195
a long, long time ago,
and that you haven't
taken it in years.
319
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,577
Also, I'd move
that table that way,
but that's for later.
320
00:13:41,924 --> 00:13:44,340
Okay, that's ridiculous.
That would never work.
321
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:45,617
That's completely absurd.
322
00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:46,964
First of all, you'd
have to give up Prozac.
323
00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:49,173
Now, hold on, Jamie.
Troy might be right.
324
00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:51,175
You're gonna
stop taking Prozac?
325
00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:53,660
Yes, you see,
the great thing
about Prozac
326
00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:56,249
is that being on it
gives you the strength
to get off of it.
327
00:13:58,389 --> 00:14:02,324
Well, if I may say,
as your campaign manager
rather than your gopher,
328
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:03,704
I think it's
a huge mistake.
329
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,604
Now, now, Jamie,
a good idea is a good idea,
330
00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:08,019
no matter
where it comes from.
331
00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,408
Look, Paul, why don't
we just take off?
332
00:14:17,546 --> 00:14:19,065
Listen, we're gonna
get this on film.
333
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,724
Ma, let me, again,
let me say I'm sorry.
334
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,347
It's not your fault
I'm boring.
335
00:14:25,485 --> 00:14:27,004
Maybe I should
apologize to you
336
00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:28,384
for making you
listen to me.
337
00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:31,111
Uh-uh, sonny, excuse me,
you're gonna make a mess.
338
00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:34,494
Ma, it was wrong of
me to say that.
339
00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:37,290
And I see that.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Forgive...
340
00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:39,085
Pop, you're not
mad at me, are you?
341
00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:40,362
He's furious.
342
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,955
Can I at least
explain to you
what happened?
343
00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:49,578
Jamie and I
went to therapy.
344
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,407
You went to therapy?
We went one time.
345
00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:52,512
You're in therapy?
346
00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:53,720
I wouldn't say
we're "in."
347
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:55,998
Oh, now I understand.
348
00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:57,103
You do?
349
00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:58,967
Everything's blamed
on the mother,
350
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:01,245
and I am the mother.
351
00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:02,832
No. No.
Nobody's blaming you.
352
00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:06,077
No. Listen,
it's not my fault
you were bottle-fed.
353
00:15:06,215 --> 00:15:08,321
That's what they did
in those days.
354
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:09,736
Who was saying anything
about bottle feeding...
355
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,841
Listen, I am no worse
than the other mothers.
356
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,774
What about
Jerry Markowitz's mother?
357
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,776
She wouldn't even let him
join the Cub Scouts.
358
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,640
She was afraid the kerchief
would choke him.
359
00:15:17,778 --> 00:15:20,022
Nobody, Ma...
You happy now, Burt?
360
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,232
Me?
Yes. Your daughter's gay,
your son is a mental case.
361
00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,303
Thank God,
Sharon lives
in New Jersey.
362
00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:31,896
Ma, there's no reason,
sit on the couch...
363
00:15:37,212 --> 00:15:38,903
Apparently I was bottle-fed.
364
00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:44,253
Lance?
365
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:45,392
Ahhh!
366
00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:49,603
You have got to
help me, Jamie.
367
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,881
I'm in over my head,
and I cannot get out.
368
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,676
Help me, Jamie. Help me.
Okay, okay.
369
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:55,057
[WHIMPERS]
370
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,027
I should not
be going out, Jamie.
371
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,443
I am in no condition
to go out.
372
00:16:01,581 --> 00:16:04,687
Ever since
I went off Prozac,
I am at wit's end.
373
00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:08,450
Okay. If I may say,
you've only been off
Prozac for 13 minutes.
374
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:09,865
It's possible
it's your imagination.
375
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,350
No, no, no.
I realize perfectly
376
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:15,112
that this is
a psychosomatic disorder,
377
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,632
but the most salient aspect
of psychosomatic disorders
378
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,462
is that knowing
that they're psychosomatic
379
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,706
does nothing to ameliorate
the terror they instill.
380
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:25,605
The New England Journal of Medicine...
381
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:27,193
Lance...
Jamie, I'm talking!
382
00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:31,680
Jamie, I think
the best thing
for Lance right now
383
00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:33,268
is for you to
stay out of his hair
a little while.
384
00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:36,788
Excuse me.
That's all right.
385
00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:37,997
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
386
00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:44,693
Look, Troy...
387
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:46,902
I'm going to take
an emotional risk.
388
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,906
I feel uncomfortable
389
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:54,875
with the expanded role
you've taken in this campaign.
390
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,534
I feel you're
not respecting
my boundaries,
391
00:16:58,672 --> 00:17:01,054
and if I may
be honest,
392
00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:04,368
my fear is you're
making a play
for my job,
393
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:08,648
which makes me
feel hurt
and frightened.
394
00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:11,616
Can I be honest with you?
395
00:17:12,134 --> 00:17:13,101
Sure.
396
00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:14,309
I don't care.
397
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:19,107
Things have changed,
398
00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:22,455
and you're gonna
have to start treating
me like an equal.
399
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:25,768
Equal? I'm a salaried
campaign manager.
400
00:17:25,906 --> 00:17:28,426
You're the coffee boy.
Why don't you get me
some Equal?
401
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,983
Okay, but Lance...
No, no, no. I'm not having
this conversation.
402
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:36,365
I'm running this campaign.
You're getting the coffee.
403
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:40,956
All right,
I'll get the coffee,
404
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,579
but no more
running across the street
for frozen yogurt.
405
00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:47,652
Really?
406
00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:49,965
All right.
407
00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:53,486
TROY: I'm going on
a yogurt run, people.
408
00:17:58,387 --> 00:17:59,595
Lance...
409
00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:03,392
You're going back
on Prozac.
410
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,635
I am?
411
00:18:06,326 --> 00:18:08,017
Wow, what a waste of a day.
412
00:18:08,156 --> 00:18:10,158
Would you please
look at the mess you made?
413
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,608
Ma, I can only say
I'm sorry.
414
00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:14,093
Let me run
to the bathroom,
415
00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:15,197
and we'll be
out of your hair.
416
00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:16,371
In two minutes,
we'll be gone.
417
00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:17,958
I don't know what
he's so upset about.
418
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,926
We went to dinner
and the movies.
419
00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:21,859
Everybody goes
to dinner and the movies.
420
00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:23,447
There's nothing special
about that.
421
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:24,931
Oh, yeah?
Which restaurant?
422
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:27,002
Would you
remember the name
of the restaurant, Burt?
423
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,659
Emilio's.
424
00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:31,248
Right. And we
had pot roast.
425
00:18:31,386 --> 00:18:33,940
That was a tender
piece of meat.
426
00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:38,531
Oh, please. It was marbled...
It was marbled just like
Michelangelo's David.
427
00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:41,120
Do you remember that man
who sat behind us?
He was a gangster.
428
00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:42,845
What was his name?
429
00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:43,950
Oh, Frank Costello.
430
00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:46,504
Yeah. He was alive then.
431
00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:49,542
He walked over
to our table and
he said to me,
432
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,752
"You have a very
beautiful young lady
with you tonight."
433
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,133
Meaning me.
434
00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:56,928
And then he said,
435
00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:58,965
"Do you mind
if I dance
with her?"
436
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,381
And I says,
as a matter of fact, I do.
437
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:06,317
And then, wait...
Frank Costello patted
the left side of his jacket
438
00:19:06,455 --> 00:19:10,045
because he had a gun,
and Burt reached
for his belt,
439
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,185
and Costello thought
he had a gun, too,
440
00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:15,015
but, actually, he was
just loosening his pants.
441
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,467
I had two desserts.
442
00:19:21,815 --> 00:19:23,265
Can you imagine?
443
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:26,786
The so-called
"King of the Mobsters"
backed down.
444
00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:28,995
He died two days later.
445
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,480
My husband,
Paulie's father,
446
00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:33,827
stood up
to Lou Costello.
447
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,140
What was that?
Who stood up
to Lou Costello?
448
00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:37,969
Frank Costello.
449
00:19:38,107 --> 00:19:39,316
Frank Costello,
the gangster?
450
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:42,250
It's no big deal
to stand up
to Lou Costello.
451
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:44,079
What's he gonna do,
hit you with his hat?
452
00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:46,840
You stoop up
to Frank Costello?
453
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,842
Ah, look, look,
now he's interested.
454
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,050
Wait. Did you get any of this?
455
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,052
We can get it now.
Yes!
456
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,333
I don't...
Why didn't you
tell this to me?
457
00:19:56,471 --> 00:19:58,507
What? I thought you knew.
458
00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:05,238
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
459
00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:10,933
JAMIE: Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
460
00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:12,659
Hey. Hi.
461
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:13,833
Hi.
462
00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:20,978
I called
the therapist today
463
00:20:21,116 --> 00:20:22,462
and told her
we weren't coming back.
464
00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:25,189
That's good.
465
00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:27,398
Isn't it?
466
00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:29,849
I guess. It was
stupid to go, right?
467
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:31,851
Well, nah,
it wasn't stupid.
468
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,371
You didn't know.
469
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:35,717
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
470
00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:39,755
What?
471
00:20:39,893 --> 00:20:41,481
I didn't know?
472
00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:43,138
It was your idea
to go to therapy.
473
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,726
So you're saying
it's my fault.
474
00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:46,279
No. I did not use
the word "fault."
475
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,936
Oh, but that's
what you meant.
476
00:20:48,074 --> 00:20:49,282
I wanted us
to go to therapy.
477
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,973
I bought
the bibliotheque.
478
00:20:51,111 --> 00:20:52,285
I kissed
Doug Berkus.
479
00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:53,562
We never
seem to mention
480
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:54,701
that you almost
went home with
some woman
481
00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:56,013
whose name
I never even
asked you.
482
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,949
Wow. Where'd this
all come from?
483
00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:04,953
I'm not sure.
484
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:08,646
Want to talk about it?
485
00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:12,857
At therapy?
486
00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:17,068
Okay, so we'll go.
487
00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:19,761
You sure?
Yeah.
488
00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:24,386
You know, obviously
we have some problems,
489
00:21:24,524 --> 00:21:27,389
not big problems,
not a lot of problems,
but it's, you know
490
00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:32,394
it's not like,
we're not without,
not, no problems.
491
00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:35,294
What?
492
00:21:35,432 --> 00:21:36,640
We'll go to therapy.
Okay.
493
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:39,884
'Cause you have problems,
494
00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:41,645
therapy is the way
you work 'em out.
495
00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:48,893
[GROWLING]
496
00:21:49,031 --> 00:21:50,516
Unless you're a dog,
and then you just eat them.
497
00:21:57,488 --> 00:21:58,627
[MURRAY BARKING]
498
00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:03,149
Paul and Jamie Buchman-,
session one.
499
00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:07,567
Conservatively speaking,
only five to 12 years
for this couple.
500
00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:10,190
Speaking of which,
call broker, buy.
501
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:14,885
Paul seems defensive
and frightened of
his own feelings.
502
00:22:15,023 --> 00:22:17,059
They appear to be
very much in love,
503
00:22:17,197 --> 00:22:20,062
but I sense
repressed anger
504
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,926
which he seems
happy to ignore.
505
00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:24,584
She, on the other hand,
has a vulnerable core
506
00:22:24,722 --> 00:22:26,793
which is masked
in a shark-like surface.
507
00:22:27,725 --> 00:22:29,555
Major conflicts will arise,
508
00:22:29,693 --> 00:22:31,936
but, uh, that's
what keeps us in business.
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