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GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.
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I TOLD YOU NOT
TO GO IN THERE.
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* TELL ME WHY *
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* I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO *
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* TELL ME WHO *
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* CAN STOP MY HEART
AS MUCH AS YOU *
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* LET'S TAKE
EACH OTHER'S HAND *
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* AS WE JUMP
INTO THE FINAL FRONTIER *
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* I'M MAD ABOUT YOU,
BABY *
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* YEAH *
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* I'M MAD ABOUT YOU *
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* WHOO-HOO **
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AND SO WE INVENTED
THE SHOWER
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BECAUSE MY PEOPLE HAVE
NEITHER THE FLEXIBILITY
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NOR THE LICKING SKILLS
OF YOUR PEOPLE.
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[DOOR BUZZES]
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OH, WE REALLY NEED
TO GET AN OFFICE.
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THAT'S YOUR BREAKFAST?
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NO! I HAD
A POP TART.
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HEY, JAMES!
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YEAH!
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THERE'S NO SOAP!
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IN THE MEDICINE CABINET!
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MIDDLE SHELF,
NEXT TO THE MOUTHWASH.
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SEE IT?
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THERE IS NONE!
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UNDER THE SINK!
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WE DON'T HAVE AN
"UNDER THE SINK."
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IN THE KITCHEN!
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THIS IS WHY WE NEED
AN OFFICE.
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IRA'S TAKING HIM
TO A YANKEE GAME.
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IRA IRA?
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OF COURSE IRA IRA.
WHY?
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NO WHY.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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HELLO.
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YES, IT IS.
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SOAP, SOAP, SOAP, SOAP,
SOAP, SOAP, SOAP.
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NO, I DON'T.
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I HAVE NO IDEA,
BUT THE ANSWER
IS NO.
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CAN I USE
DISHWASHING LIQUID?
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WHAT LIST?
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I'LL HAVE HANDS
LIKE A YOUNG GIRL.
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WE HAVE NO CAR.
WHY WOULD WE NEED
A PARKING SPACE?
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WET-COLD, WET-COLD,
WET-COLD, WET-COLD.
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I HAVE NO IDEA HOW
WE GOT ON THE LIST.
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IS THAT
THE PARKING PEOPLE?
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I'M NOT CALLING YOU A LIAR,
BUT WE'LL PASS ANYWAY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
GRABBING!
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HELLO.
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NO, DON'T GO
TO THE NEXT NAME
ON THE LIST.
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I KNOW WHAT
SHE SAID.
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SHE'S NOT FROM
AROUND HERE.
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WE WOULD VERY MUCH LOVE
TO SEE THE SPACE.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.
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OUR NAME
FINALLY CAME UP!
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YOU'RE DRIPPING.
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WELL, I'M EXCITED.
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LISTEN...A PARKING SPACE
IN OUR OWN BUILDING?
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YOU DON'T PASS THAT UP.
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WE DON'T HAVE A CAR.
DOESN'T MATTER.
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WHEN DID YOU PUT US
ON THE LIST?
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WHEN WE MOVED IN.
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WE DIDN'T HAVE
A CAR THEN EITHER.
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I FIGURED WE'D
HAVE ONE BY NOW.
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YOU NEVER
MENTIONED IT.
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I WANTED TO AVOID
THIS EXACT CONVERSATION.
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TOO LATE.
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IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY.
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IT COSTS NOTHING
TO LOOK AT THE THING.
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MY BODY'S
ACHING FOR LATHER,
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BUT THERE'S
NOTHING HERE.
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USE SHAMPOO.
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CAN YOU DO THAT?
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IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
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IT HAS MINK PLACENTA.
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IT JUST SEEMS A LOT
TO ASK OF A MINK.
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COME WITH ME AND
LOOK AT THIS SPOT.
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A--I'M WORKING,
AND B--I DON'T WANT TO.
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HERE.
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"MANGO BODY WASH."
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NO ONE HAS TO KNOW.
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YOU'LL LOOK AT IT,
TALK ME OUT OF IT,
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WE'LL BE BACK
IN TWO SECONDS.
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I'LL TALK YOU
OUT OF IT UP HERE.
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I WOULD PREFER
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TO BE TALKED OUT OF IT
DOWN THERE.
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FINE.
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THANK YOU.
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WHY WOULD A MANGO
NEED BODY WASH?
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I THINK FRAN AND IRA
ARE AT IT AGAIN.
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OH, NO KIDDING.
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BUT NOW SHE SAID
THAT HE'S AFRAID
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THAT SHE'S
GETTING ATTACHED,
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SO SHE TELLS HIM
THAT SHE'S O.K. WITH IT
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BEING JUST SEXUAL,
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BUT SHE DOESN'T THINK
HE HEARS THAT.
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SHE'S MY FRIEND, TOO.
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[HONK]
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HI. YOU MUST BE LEO.
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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WE'RE THE BUCHMANS.
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OH, YEAH.
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BUCHMAN, BUCHMAN,
BUCH, BUCH, BUCH, BUCH...
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SPACE 213.
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ALL RIGHT.
IS THAT A GOOD ONE?
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OH, YEAH.
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IT'S A PARKING SPACE.
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O.K. CAN WE SEE IT?
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YEP.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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MRS. PARIS--235.
SHE JUST LOST HER CAT.
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WHAT DO I SMELL--
HAWAIIAN PUNCH?
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HERE YOU GO, BABY.
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HERE'S YOUR NEW
PARKING SPACE.
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HEY, HAVE A CIGAR.
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THIS IS GREAT.
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WHATEVER.
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RIGHT NEAR A FENCE--
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
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YOU WON'T GET DINGED
ON THE DRIVER'S SIDE.
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IF YOU DON'T
MIND MY SAYING,
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WE DON'T HAVE
A DRIVER'S SIDE.
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SO?
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SO WE MAY
BE PUTTING THE CART
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A LITTLE
BEFORE THE HORSE.
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THE HORSE AND THE CART
DON'T ALWAYS COME TOGETHER.
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SOMETIMES YOU GRAB THE CART.
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YOU WORRY ABOUT
THE HORSE LATER.
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WHAT IS THE RENT--
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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12 YEARS SHE HAD THAT CAT.
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WHAT, UH...
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WHAT IS THE RENT
ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
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YOU GOT TO BUY IT.
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BUY IT? IT'S
A PARKING SPACE.
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THE GARAGE WENT CONDO.
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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WE COULD BUY
A PARKING SPACE.
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WHY WOULD
WE WANT TO?
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WOULD YOU RATHER RENT IT?
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WHAT IS THE COST
ON ONE OF THESE?
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WOW!
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SAY GOODBYE
TO YOUR LITTLE CART.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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I HAVE TO GET
BACK TO WORK.
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WE'RE GOING TO
THINK ABOUT IT.
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YOU GOT TILL NOON,
THEN IT'S THE NEXT NAME
ON THE LIST.
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IT MAY TAKE LONGER.
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CLOCK'S RUNNING, PEOPLE.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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POOR MRS. PARIS.
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NAH. IT'S MR. EGGERS.
HE'S JUST A NUT.
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YOU GREW UP
IN CONNECTICUT,
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WHERE THEY GOT NOTHING
BUT PARKING SPOTS.
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WHEREAS YOU,
ON THE OTHER HAND...
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IN THE CITY,
WHEN WE FOUND
A PARKING SPOT,
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I HAD TO LIE
IN THE STREET
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TILL MY FATHER
CIRCLED THE BLOCK.
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YOU EVER
SEE THIS SCAR?
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FROM WHERE YOUR SISTER
PUSHED YOU OFF A TOBOGGAN
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AT LAKE PLACID?
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BUT THE EMOTIONAL
SCARS...
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THE EMOTIONAL SCARS
ARE ENTIRELY ALL
PARKING-RELATED.
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HEY.
HEY.
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I DON'T WANT TO MISS
BATTING PRACTICE.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN GO
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'CAUSE WE'RE
HAVING A THING.
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TAKE FRAN.
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I CAN'T.
WE'RE HAVING A THING.
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YOU TOLD PAUL!
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HE'S NOT AS JUDGMENTAL
AS YOU ARE.
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I'M NOT JUDGMENTAL!
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YOU'RE JUST BEING STUPID!
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YOU KNOW--HI.
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COULD YOU
GET OUT OF HERE?
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NICE.
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WHEN I WAS 13,
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I HAD TO LEARN
TO PARALLEL PARK
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WHILE OTHER KIDS,
WHOSE PARENTS HAD
PARKING SPACES,
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THEY WERE OUT
PLAYING STICKBALL
AND KICK THE CAN.
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KICK THE CAN?
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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I'M SAYING, A GAME.
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I'M VERY SORRY
FOR THE TRAGEDIES
OF YOUR YOUTH.
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WE'RE NOT BUYING
A PARKING SPACE!
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BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
I'M USING YOU.
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AND YOU'RE USING ME.
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THAT WAS THE WHOLE IDEA!
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IT SEEMS SO SHALLOW
AND CONVENIENT.
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THAT WAS THE WHOLE IDEA!
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WHY DO YOU
START UP WITH HER,
KNOWING IT'S WRONG?
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I'M NOT STARTING,
SHE'S STARTING.
I JUST WENT.
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I'M THE ONE WHO KEEPS
TRYING TO STOP STARTING.
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FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,
YOU CALLED HER
THIS TIME.
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FOR THAI FOOD
AND A MOVIE!
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WHAT?
LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
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HE THINKS I'M LONELY.
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HE THINKS I NEED SEX
BECAUSE I'M LONELY.
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THAT IS NOT
WHY I NEED SEX.
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IT'S THE SAME THING
WITH THE LOAN.
WHAT WAS THAT?
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AFTER THE TAX DEDUCTION
FOR THE LOAN PAYMENTS,
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BUYING THIS SPACE
COULD COST YOU LESS
THAN RENTING IT.
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NOT TO MENTION
THE POTENTIAL
CAPITAL GAIN.
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GOT IT.
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I MAY NEED YOU
TO SAY THIS AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
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HEY, DO ME A FAVOR.
GO IN THERE.
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NICE.
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IT'S NOT WORTH
FIGHTING OVER.
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IT IS.
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IF YOU WANT IT,
BUY IT. IT'S FINE.
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NOT IF YOU
DON'T WANT TO.
I DON'T WANT TO.
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GO BACK ONE SENTENCE.
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THIS IS NOT
THROWING MONEY AWAY.
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THIS IS LAND!
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IT'S A MILLIONTH
OF AN ACRE.
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AND IT'S NOT LAND,
IT'S WHATEVER'S
UNDERNEATH LAND.
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IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO HAVE SEX WITH ME,
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I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE YANKEE GAME
WITH YOU.
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THE WHOLE WORLD
IS BACKWARDS.
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IT'S JUST LIKE I WAS
TELLING FRAN BEFORE.
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IF WE WENT TO THE BANK
AND GOT A LOAN...
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IF YOU GET A LOAN,
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AND THE TIME VALUE
OF THE MONEY
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IS LESS THAN THE EXPECTED
APPRECIATION OF THE SPACE,
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YOU'RE WAY AHEAD
OF THE GAME.
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SO FAR AHEAD,
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE
IN AN ENTIRELY
NEW GAME.
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FRANNY,
COME HERE.
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WHEN I SAID "THAI FOOD,"
WHAT DID THAT MEAN TO YOU?
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IF WE WANT TO START
PLANNING A FAMILY,
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YOU GOT TO BUILD
A FUTURE.
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WITH A PARKING SPACE?
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IT MAKES PERFECT
FINANCIAL SENSE.
235
00:09:03,434 --> 00:09:06,734
SO DOES AN OIL RIG,
BUT WE DON'T NEED THAT
EITHER.
236
00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:09,067
YOU DON'T THINK
WE NEED AN OIL RIG.
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I'M NOT BUYING
AN OIL RIG.
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00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,734
NO, 'CAUSE CLEARLY
THAT'S STUPID.
239
00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:15,100
MAYBE I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
GIVEN YOU THAT LOOFAH RUB.
240
00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,601
NOW I THINK
YOU'RE HOOKED.
241
00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,968
IT'S NOT THE LOOFAH,
IRA.
242
00:09:20,968 --> 00:09:22,634
AND I'M NOT HOOKED.
243
00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:24,501
I JUST LIKE IT.
244
00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:27,734
YOU SEE, HONEY...
245
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,234
I HAVE A DREAM.
246
00:09:29,234 --> 00:09:30,734
OH, MY GOODNESS.
247
00:09:30,734 --> 00:09:32,534
I HAVE A DREAM,
248
00:09:32,534 --> 00:09:34,834
AND IT INVOLVES
THE TWO OF US
249
00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:36,434
IN A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE--
250
00:09:36,434 --> 00:09:37,834
NOTHING BIG,
A NICE YARD,
251
00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:38,901
MAYBE 3/4 OF AN ACRE--
252
00:09:38,901 --> 00:09:40,567
A HOUSE.
253
00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:43,501
WITH US AND OUR THINGS
AND LITTLE US'S--
254
00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:46,000
YOU KNOW, SMALL US'S,
MAYBE THREE--
255
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,033
YOU ALWAYS WANTED THREE,
RIGHT?
256
00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:49,267
MAYBE.
257
00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:51,367
MAYBE NOT THREE--
THE MIDDLE KID IS
ALWAYS SCREWED UP.
258
00:09:51,367 --> 00:09:53,200
WE'LL SAY TWO,
MAYBE FOUR.
259
00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,000
RIGHT, SO KIDS,
THINGS, A HOUSE...
260
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,501
RIGHT.
261
00:09:56,501 --> 00:09:59,667
O.K. NOW, WH-WHERE
DO KIDS START?
262
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,901
IN A PARKING SPACE?
263
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,367
YES.
264
00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:04,434
IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING,
YES,
265
00:10:04,434 --> 00:10:05,734
BECAUSE IT'S
A FOUNDATION.
266
00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:07,367
THIS IS THE FIRST THING
267
00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,501
THAT YOU AND I
WOULD OWN TOGETHER
268
00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:11,467
THAT DOESN'T FIT
IN THE APARTMENT.
269
00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:13,868
THE PARKING SPACE
WOULD BE THE NUCLEUS
270
00:10:13,868 --> 00:10:15,834
OF WHAT WILL SOMEDAY
BE CAMELOT.
271
00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:17,501
CAMELOT?
272
00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:19,667
YEAH, IT'S CAMELOT...
273
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:23,300
WITHOUT
THE TWO CRAPPY SONGS
AT THE TOP OF ACT TWO.
274
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,501
YES.
275
00:10:24,501 --> 00:10:26,501
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DREAM,
AND I SHARE IT.
276
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,200
I'M JUST NOT SURE
THIS IS HOW TO GET IT.
277
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,567
I AM. I REALLY AM.
278
00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:33,234
TO ME, BUYING
THIS PARKING SPACE,
279
00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:35,567
IT'S A SMALL STEP FOR
A COUPLE OF BUCHMANS,
280
00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:39,067
BUT IT'S A HUGE LEAP
FOR BUCHMAN-KIND.
281
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,667
O.K.
282
00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:41,968
O.K.
O.K.?
283
00:10:41,968 --> 00:10:44,434
I NEED A BIG O.K.
I NEED AN EMPHATIC O.K.
284
00:10:44,434 --> 00:10:46,367
I NEED LIKE... O.K.!
285
00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:47,534
O.K.!
286
00:10:47,534 --> 00:10:48,367
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
287
00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,567
IS THIS A BANK OR WHAT?
288
00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:59,033
YOU HAVE A DREAM,
THEY DRAW IT FOR YOU
289
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,133
FIRST, I'D MAKE THOSE
BAY WINDOWS.
290
00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,801
I GUARANTEE,
BEFORE THEY HAD
ANY OF THIS,
291
00:11:02,801 --> 00:11:05,634
THEY HAD
A PARKING SPACE.
292
00:11:05,634 --> 00:11:07,767
I'M JUST WAITING
ON YOUR CREDIT REPORT.
293
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,434
YEAH, YEAH.
294
00:11:10,434 --> 00:11:13,334
THE HAND-KNIT CABLE
CREW NECK IN MEDIUM.
295
00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:14,501
UH-HUH.
296
00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:16,067
THE OATMEAL HEATHER.
297
00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,667
HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT SHUTTERS?
298
00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:20,601
I DON'T BOTHER THEM,
THEY DON'T BOTHER ME.
299
00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:23,367
FINE. ARE THOSE
ANKLE-HIGH OR CALF-HIGH?
300
00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:24,434
PERFECT.
301
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,934
[FAX BEEPS]
302
00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:29,133
RIGHT. UH-HUH.
303
00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:30,667
YEAH.
304
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:31,701
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
305
00:11:31,701 --> 00:11:33,334
IT'S OUR CREDIT REPORT.
306
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,767
YEAH, SO?
307
00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:40,367
SO...OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK AT THE TIME.
308
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,601
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
309
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,100
WE DON'T NEED
THEIR MONEY.
310
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,234
LET'S JUST USE
OUR MONEY.
311
00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:46,100
OUR SAVINGS?
312
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,534
IF WE'RE GOING TO COMMIT,
LET'S REALLY COMMIT.
313
00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:49,667
I'D LIKE TO COMMIT,
314
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,868
BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE
WHAT IS ON THIS PAPER,
PLEASE.
315
00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:54,133
WELL...
316
00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:58,334
SOMEBODY DIDN'T FINISH
PAYING BACK YALE
THEIR STUDENT LOAN.
317
00:11:58,334 --> 00:12:01,133
WHO?
318
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,901
WHO? HENRY WINKLER.
BUT IT'S ON YOUR FILE.
319
00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:10,167
LOOK AT THAT.
320
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:12,901
OUR OWN MONEY,
AND THREE MINUTES
TO SPARE.
321
00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:14,033
WHATEVER.
322
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,634
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
323
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,467
WE'RE SO EXCITED.
324
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:18,934
WE'LL TAKE
VERY GOOD CARE OF IT.
325
00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:21,133
WHATEVER.
326
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,567
DON'T CASH THAT
TILL MONDAY.
327
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,667
HONEY, LOOK AT THIS.
328
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,367
YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN
HAVE TO STAND
IN THE STREET
329
00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:31,267
WHILE YOUR FRIENDS
PLAY KICK THE CAN.
330
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:34,000
DON'T SPIT IN THE SPACE!
331
00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:37,501
LOOK AT THIS.
332
00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:40,100
SOMEDAY WE'RE GOING
TO GET A HOUSE,
333
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,133
AND NEXT TO THAT,
WE'RE GOING TO GET A YARD.
334
00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:44,434
AND WHEN OUR CHILDREN
ASK US HOW WE GOT IT,
335
00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:47,534
WE'LL SAY IT'S BECAUSE
THEIR FATHER HAD A DREAM.
336
00:12:49,634 --> 00:12:50,734
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
337
00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:53,968
THIS WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
338
00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:05,467
WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE
AND THE KIDS AND THE THINGS?
339
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,133
NOWHERE DO YOU NEED
A PARKING SPACE.
340
00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,501
THAT WAS JUST DUMB.
341
00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:10,167
I NEED AIR.
342
00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,400
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?
343
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,734
HELLO!
344
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:15,367
[IRA AND FRAN]
IN HERE!
345
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,067
OF COURSE. LOOK AT THIS.
346
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,567
THE MINUTE I BUY
A PARKING SPACE,
347
00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,133
THERE'S 10 OF THEM
IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING!
348
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,267
HOW COULD YOU
LET THIS HAPPEN?
349
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:25,801
EXCUSE ME?
350
00:13:25,801 --> 00:13:27,200
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
351
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,534
ON WHAT PLANET?
352
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:30,701
YOU--
353
00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:32,334
YOU GAVE ENTIRELY
TOO MUCH WEIGHT
354
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:34,534
TO MY ARGUMENT.
355
00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:36,801
WE HAVE A SPACE.
WE DON'T HAVE A CAR!
356
00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:38,534
DON'T TELL ME!
I TOLD YOU!
357
00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:42,067
YOUR JOB IS TO STOP ME
FROM DOING SOMETHING
IDIOTIC.
358
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:44,634
IDIOTIC I CAN DO
BY MYSELF.
359
00:13:44,634 --> 00:13:46,400
YOU WERE SO CERTAIN.
360
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,133
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
361
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,467
THAT'S WHEN
I NEED YOU THE MOST.
362
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:51,934
MY CERTAINTY
IS A CRY FOR HELP.
363
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:53,534
WELL...
364
00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,467
MY CERTAINTY ISN'T.
365
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:56,667
[SPLASH]
366
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,467
WHAT IS YOUR
CERTAINTY?
367
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:05,834
IT'S CERTAINTY.
368
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:08,267
WELL, MAYBE THERE'S
YOUR PROBLEM.
369
00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,534
WE MADE A DECISION.
LET'S STICK WITH IT.
370
00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,033
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
371
00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,634
I'M TELLING LEO
WE'RE PULLING OUT.
372
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:14,567
HE'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
373
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:15,667
HE WON'T LAUGH.
374
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:18,534
HA HA HA!
I HAVE TO LAUGH.
375
00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:20,667
WHAT? WHAT IS FUNNY?
376
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,834
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM,
377
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:25,100
AND WHY ARE YOU
TORMENTING ME?
378
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,033
I JUST WANT TO GIVE BACK
THE SPACE.
379
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:27,934
YOU CAN'T.
380
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,267
WHY NOT?
381
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:30,601
BECAUSE YOU
SIGNED THINGS.
382
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:32,734
I'LL SIGN OTHER THINGS.
383
00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:34,400
YOU THINK
THIS IS A GAME?
384
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,834
NO, NO, NO.
385
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,934
YOU THINK I'M IN IT
FOR THE GLORY?
386
00:14:38,934 --> 00:14:41,434
WHY CAN'T YOU GO
TO THE NEXT NAME
ON THE LIST?
387
00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:43,834
OH, JUST GO! JUST GO!
LIKE IT'S NOTHING!
388
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,767
IT IS! IT'S NOTHING!
389
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:48,100
IT'S NOT NOTHING!
I GOT ESCROWS, CLOSINGS!
390
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:51,601
I'M RUNNING A GARAGE HERE,
NOT A CLINIC FOR THE CONFUSED.
391
00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:54,367
I WILL GIVE YOU $50.
392
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:57,100
WHAT KIND OF PERSON
ARE YOU?
393
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,000
A PERSON WHO'S MADE
A VERY BIG MISTAKE.
394
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,868
ANYTHING THAT
DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER.
395
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,300
COME ON. WHY DON'T
YOU GO UPSTAIRS?
396
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,534
LEO, I WOULD REALLY LIKE
397
00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:08,000
TO GET OUT OF THIS.
398
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
I'D LIKE TO HAVE
A LUGGAGE STORE.
399
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,868
SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO?
400
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:13,367
GET REAL.
I'M PUSHING 40.
401
00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:14,667
WHAT DO I KNOW
ABOUT LUGGAGE?
402
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,767
THAT'S HOW
WE KEEP GETTING INVOLVED
WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE.
403
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,534
YEAH? HOW?
404
00:15:22,534 --> 00:15:25,501
WE MEET SOMEBODY AND THINK
WE REALLY LIKE THEM,
405
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:28,501
BUT WE CAN'T TELL BECAUSE OF
ALL THE SEXUAL TENSION.
406
00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:31,267
BUT WITH MY SYSTEM,
YOU AND I HAVE SEX,
407
00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:32,834
SO WE'RE NOT WALKING
AROUND LIKE LAND MINES.
408
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,601
THEN IF WE MEET SOMEBODY,
409
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,834
WE CAN TAKE TIME,
AND THEY CAN SUFFER.
410
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,400
ON PAPER,
IT SOUNDS GREAT.
411
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,033
SO?
412
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:43,734
FRANNY,
IN REAL LIFE,
IT'S...
413
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,801
IT'S WHAT?
414
00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:48,133
YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK
REALLY GOOD TODAY.
415
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:49,300
HEY.
416
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,067
I WASN'T.
417
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:55,300
WELL, WE ARE STILL
THE PROUD OWNERS
OF SPACE 213.
418
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,868
GOOD, BECAUSE
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
419
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,767
OH, I BEGGED YOU
TO STOP THAT.
420
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:01,033
THE ONLY REASON
THIS FEELS FOOLISH
421
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:03,033
IS BECAUSE WE DON'T
HAVE A HORSE.
422
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:04,834
ACTUALLY,
WE DON'T HAVE A CART.
WHATEVER.
423
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,434
I THINK WE'VE BEEN GOING
AT THIS HALF-ASSED.
424
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,367
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
425
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,701
IT MEANS,
I THINK WE SHOULD BE
426
00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:12,901
GOING AT IT WHOLE-ASSED.
427
00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:18,801
SO WE SHOULD JUST GET
OUR WHOLE ASS IN A CART.
428
00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:19,734
EXACTLY.
429
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,033
OH, I DARE YOU...
430
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,067
WHAT?
431
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,567
TO TALK ME
INTO BUYING A CAR?
432
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,100
IT'S THE RIGHT THING
TO DO.
433
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,467
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
434
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,634
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT?
435
00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:35,234
AND WE WOULDN'T
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
A PARKING SPACE...
436
00:16:35,234 --> 00:16:36,601
[TOGETHER]
BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE ONE.
437
00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:38,300
SEE?
I UNDERSTAND THAT PART.
438
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,667
AND THE SOONER
WE GET THE CAR,
439
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:43,200
THE SOONER WE CAN
STOP FEELING STUPID
ABOUT THE SPACE.
440
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,701
I WOULD LOVE TO STOP
FEELING STUPID.
441
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,734
HOLD ON.
WHERE DO WE GET A CAR?
442
00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:51,334
FRAN, IS MARK STILL
TRYING TO SELL HIS CAR?
443
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:53,234
THE CAR I GOT DIVORCED IN?
444
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:55,968
THE CAR I SPENT
TWO HOURS CRYING IN?
445
00:16:55,968 --> 00:16:57,868
YOU HAD SOME GOOD
TIMES IN THERE, TOO.
446
00:16:57,868 --> 00:17:00,434
YES. YES, HE IS.
447
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,734
I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU DON'T WANT
THIS CAR.
448
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:13,200
IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S IN TERRIFIC SHAPE.
449
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,634
WELL, SURE. SURE,
IT WAS ALWAYS GARAGED.
450
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,467
NEVER MISSED A CHECKUP,
CHANGED THE OIL
RELIGIOUSLY.
451
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:19,601
SO WHY SELL IT?
452
00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:22,100
YOU KNOW,
TOO MANY MEMORIES.
453
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,300
IT'S FRAN,
THE DIVORCE,
454
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,000
STUPID SCHLEP
ACROSS-COUNTRY.
455
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,834
AH, LOOK AT THIS.
456
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:28,767
GRAND CANYON.
457
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:31,234
HOW COME IT DOESN'T
SAY ANYTHING?
458
00:17:31,234 --> 00:17:33,968
WHAT AM
I GOING TO DO,
459
00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:36,033
LIE TO YOU
ABOUT A LIGHTER?
ALL RIGHT.
460
00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:37,667
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
461
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,167
I CAN'T TAKE MONEY
FROM YOU.
462
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,067
MARK, WE INSIST!
463
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,567
WE'RE GOING TO PAY YOU
FOR THE CAR.
464
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:45,367
FORGET IT. YOU DON'T
WANT THIS CAR.
465
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,467
WHY DO YOU KEEP
SAYING THAT?
466
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,334
YOU NEVER BUY A CAR
FROM A FRIEND.
467
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,234
EVER WATCH
PERRY MASON?
468
00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:53,467
THE CLOSEST
DELLA EVER CAME
TO LOSING HER JOB.
469
00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:55,901
YOU NEVER BUY A CAR
FROM A FRIEND.
470
00:17:55,901 --> 00:17:58,567
YOU WANT TO SELL,
WE WANT TO BUY,
IT'S A DONE DEAL.
471
00:17:58,567 --> 00:17:59,534
DONE DEAL--
HONEY, LOOK.
472
00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:00,868
WHAT?
473
00:18:00,868 --> 00:18:02,267
I'M KICKING THE TIRES.
474
00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:03,868
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
475
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,300
LET'S SIT IN IT AGAIN.
476
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,501
IS THIS THE LIFE
OR WHAT?
477
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,601
OUR VERY OWN CAR.
478
00:18:16,601 --> 00:18:19,200
WE COULD GO
ANYWHERE WE WANT.
NAME ME A PLACE.
479
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,667
PENNSYLVANIA
AMISH COUNTRY.
480
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,434
BEEN THERE.
VERY QUIET.
481
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,000
NO REASON
WE COULDN'T
GO THERE.
482
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,534
AND YOU KNOW HOW?
483
00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:27,601
IN OUR VERY OWN CAR.
THAT'S RIGHT.
484
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,734
AND WHEN WE GET BACK,
YOU KNOW WHERE WE'D PARK?
485
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,868
OUR VERY OWN
PARKING SPACE.
YOU GOT IT, BABY.
486
00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,000
HEY.
487
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,934
LEO?
488
00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:44,667
HEY, LEO.
HEY, LEO!
489
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:48,200
HEY! NO SCREAMING
IN THE GARAGE!
490
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,567
WHAT IS THIS?
SOMEBODY'S IN OUR SPACE.
491
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:53,100
I GAVE YOUR SPACE AWAY.
GIVE ME $50.
492
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,701
WHAT? WHY DID
YOU DO THAT?
493
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,767
HE TOLD ME TO.
GIVE ME MY $50.
494
00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,234
WHAT KIND OF
PERSON ARE YOU?
495
00:18:59,234 --> 00:19:01,033
WE PAID FOR IT!
496
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:03,067
HE ASKED ME.
I TOOK CARE OF IT.
497
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:05,067
I'LL HAVE YOUR MONEY
BACK TUESDAY.
498
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,234
WE DON'T WANT MONEY.
WE WANT THE SPACE.
499
00:19:07,234 --> 00:19:08,968
WHAT ARE YOU,
A COUPLE OF PRANKSTERS?
500
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:11,367
CAN YOU GET US
ANOTHER SPOT?
501
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,601
I'LL PUT YOUR NAME
ON THE BOTTOM
OF THE LIST.
502
00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:15,601
WHY THE BOTTOM?
503
00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:18,234
YOU THINK THIS HAS BEEN
FUN FOR ME?
504
00:19:24,801 --> 00:19:26,234
I GOT TO GO.
505
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:29,534
RYAN AND I ALWAYS WATCH
DR. QUINN TOGETHER.
506
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:30,834
REALLY?
I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHO WATCHED THAT SHOW.
507
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,434
CALL ME LATER
IF YOU WANT.
508
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,200
FRANNY, YOU DON'T
NEED ME TO CALL YOU.
509
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,267
OKAY.
WHAT TIME?
510
00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:40,334
LATE.
511
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:41,901
ME!
NO, ME!
512
00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:43,334
NO, ME!
NO, ME!
513
00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:45,501
O.K., BUT PEE FAST.
I'LL GET THE FOOD.
514
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,200
WHERE WERE YOU GUYS
THE LAST HOUR
AND A HALF?
515
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,868
PARKING!
SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW?
516
00:19:48,868 --> 00:19:51,100
PARKING!
SO WHERE'S THE CAR?
517
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,434
[PAUL AND JAMIE]
DOUBLE-PARKED!
518
00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:54,734
HEY, DID YOU DRIVE?
519
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:55,834
CAB. YOU?
520
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,367
SUBWAY. BMT.
521
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,567
SHARE A RIDE.
I'LL DROP YOU.
522
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,234
SOUNDS GOOD.
523
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:02,901
YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU!
ME-ME-ME-ME!
524
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,133
I'M GOING TO GET
A BOTTLE OF WINE!
525
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:06,534
NO, WE'RE DRIVING.
IT'S A FELONY!
526
00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:08,033
WE'RE NOT DRIVING!
WE'RE PARKING!
527
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,868
IF THEY ARREST US,
THEY'LL IMPOUND THE CAR.
528
00:20:09,868 --> 00:20:11,767
WE'LL GET ON
WITH OUR LIVES.
529
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,434
WHY'D YOU LET US
GET A CAR?
530
00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:14,901
FOR BUCHMAN-KIND!
531
00:20:14,901 --> 00:20:17,501
YEAH, IF IT'D BEEN
FOR ANY OTHER REASON,
532
00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:19,100
IT WOULD'VE BEEN
PLAIN STUPID!
533
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,000
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE OFF!
534
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,567
THANKS A LOT!
535
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:25,234
I'LL BET
IF WE BUY A GARAGE,
536
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:27,000
IT'LL COME WITH A HOUSE.
537
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
WOULD YOU STOP?
538
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,801
JUST HEAR ME OUT ON THIS.
SERIOUSLY...
539
00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:39,133
IF WE COULD TEACH MURRAY
HOW TO MOVE THE CAR,
540
00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:40,734
OUR TROUBLES WOULD BE OVER.
541
00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:43,934
I DON'T KNOW IF HE HAS
THAT MANUAL DEXTERITY.
542
00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:45,501
[TOILET FLUSHES]
543
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,801
THE CAR'S ON THE CORNER
544
00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:54,868
OF LEXINGTON
AND 24th STREET!
545
00:20:54,868 --> 00:20:55,868
GOOD NIGHT.
546
00:20:55,868 --> 00:20:56,901
GOOD NIGHT.
547
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:01,934
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
548
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,567
[RADIO ANNOUNCER]
A GIRL HAS A NEW
LEASE ON LIFE,
549
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:15,033
THANKS TO SURGERY
AT CHILDRENS HOSPITAL.
550
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:16,067
[CHANGES STATION]
551
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,734
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYS]
552
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,067
[WHIMPERS]
553
00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:20,067
[CHANGES STATION]
554
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:22,167
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
555
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,567
[HORN HONKS]
556
00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:26,133
[GROWLS]
557
00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:27,968
[STARTS ENGINE]
558
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,767
[WOOF WOOF]
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