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THE LIFE OF JESUS

- Hello
- Hello

Freddy, I didn't buy you that scooter
so you could go mad on it

I'm not buying you another one

It's no laughing matter.
I'm not happy

Sorry, Mum

Marie is waiting for you in your room

And you should go and see Cloclo
in hospital. He's not well

Poor things

Oh, dear

It's nothing, son.
You'll be all right

Calm down. It's going to be OK.
Mummy's here

It's OK. It's nothing. There, there

Mummy's here.
It's OK. Come on now

Go away, Marie

It's nothing. That's it. Mummy's here.

You're OK. It'll soon be over

I'm sick of this pile of shit.
I can't get it to work

There's no way I can ride this

Never mind.
Tomorrow you can ride with me

OK.

And what's more, it's boiling

Are you coming out on Friday?

Yes

- Freddy, about yesterday...
- Drop it, will you?

Think I enjoy pissing my pants?

Well, no...

Think of Cloclo instead,
dying in his hospital bed

Apparently he looks like a zombie

I think about you, you know

How is he?

How is he?

Have you seen his face?

- See?
- The gang is here

Have you seen the poster?

It's the story of a guy
who came back to life

Shut up!

Freddy!

Are you still watching TV?

What about your chaffinch?

Does it sing?

Switch the TV off...

...and show Rene your chaffinch

He's not happy today.
He went to see his friend

- Michou's brother, Cloclo
- Yes

The one who's ill

- What's he got?
- Aids

Aids? Is he gay?

Like all those guys on TV

So this is your chaffinch?

- What a beauty. What's its name?
- Leo

- Leo? And does he sing?
- No, not yet

- When will he sing?
- In the spring.

- Not in winter?
- No, in winter he stays in his cage

- Oh?
- Yeah

Time for your EEG, Freddy

It's so beautiful

I can see your house over there

Stop it. There's nothing wrong
with a bit of tenderness

I was only joking, Marie

What were you saying
to your mother about going to Lille?

- It would be better
- Bailleul or Lille, it's the same thing

Bailleul is a dump

It doesn't make any difference

No, you'll see

It is different

Sunday is November 11th

Yes. We're going to the bar

Gege's dad is buying the round

Really? November's grim, isn't it?

Yes. It rains all the time

On Sunday we're going to Dunkirk

Really? Isn't it a bit early?

No, Gege has finished fixing his car...

...and Michou's back from the army

Michou and Robert came
to the supermarket earlier

They were messing around.
My boss yelled at them

He's always picking fights.
He hates young people

Do you love me, Fred?

Yes, I'll love you till I die

THE BACK OF BEYOND

Get in position

Band, prepare to march

They shouldn't be long now

What time did you get back?

- Four o'clock
- Four o'clock, eh?

Four o'clock
and you are still in the streets

From today if you come home at four,
I'll lock the door, and leave you outside

Never come to me. I throw you out

You do not stay with me

I will throw you out

I am tired of you.
We didn't do this to our parents

We went home early
and obeyed our parents

Thank you, Yvette

- Did we play well?
- Beautifully

- He banged that drum hard, eh?
- Really pounded it

My back's killing me

All that banging

- I won't go
- What are you doing here?

What would I do there?

You are coming with me

I say to you come

Go and fuck your mother,
you dirty Arab!

Stop it

Shut your mouths, dirty wogs!

Let's go

Let me show you

Gege, put my toolbox away

I know, you said

I know why.
Look at the choke

When you pull it,
it doesn't go back in

When you start your car in the morning,
the choke doesn't go straight back in

- The connection's faulty.
- Shut up. What do you know?

- The connection's faulty
- Fantastic. It's working

Hey, keep it down a bit

Shit, he made me jump, the idiot

I'll just plug this wire in,
then it will be done

- He's sucking her face off
- He never stops

- Here
- Thanks

Wait, we've done that

The carburettor, yes,
but we still need to fix the ignition

- Right, the ignition
- Yes, stop it stalling

- And check the carburettor again
- No, it will be fine

- Fuck, there's the Arab
- What does he want?

- I don't know.
- What are you doing here?

Do you have a problem?

What's up with you?

Get your arse over here, you dirty Arab.
I'm going to smash his face in

Sons of fucking French bitches!

Get back here

- Son of a bitch
- Get back here

He got away

- Son of a bitch
- Fuck, he's gone

Next time I see him,
I'll have him

He just took off

Go, Michou!

Yeah!

Go on, Robert

Yeah!

Winds on the coast
gusting from 120 to 130 km an hour

and 100 to 110 km an hour inland

What nonsense

Stupid cow. Do you think
we're idiots or something?

- Will you shut up?
- She's talking a load of rubbish

Go home if you don't like it

All right, all right

That's not funny

Right, see you later

Bye, Freddy

My name's Kader

I'm sorry.
We were just having a laugh

Is that all you're going to buy?

You're out of order. Get lost

- Hi
- Hi

- How are the love birds?
- Fine

- Coming for a ride?
- Fancy a spin?

- Where?
- The countryside.

- No, in town.
- Yes, town's better

- In town?
- Yes, it will be more of a laugh

So we're going into town, then?

There's the car.
Last one to pull over wins

Shit, I won! Ace

- You're all chicken
- Shut up

Next time we'll hit him

- You idiot
- Shut your face

You were first to chicken out,
first to pull over

Hey, Michou...

That 205 nearly
knocked you off again

You had tons of time to pass it

When I pulled over there I was less than
a metre away and you went even further

He's having one of his fits

Freddy!
Move. Let him breathe

- There's nothing round here
- We could phone from a farm

- He's not moving
- Freddy...

- Shit!
- Move!

It's over for today, Freddy

You know that won't help matters

You must be patient,
like the doctor told you

Patient

I never know when it's going to hit

Just think of Cloclo. He's dead

That should make you humble

You could have gone
to watch it in Cassel

Why would I want to do that
when I can watch it here?

We'll get the picture back.
It's just as good watching it at home

- Where's Rene?
- He went to Cassel to see the race

Where's Marie?

Marie was waiting in your room.
She's gone out but she'll be back

So, did you get laid?

You don't know what you're talking about

- Got some relief for that boner
- Did you dip your wick?

Let's go.
I'm working this afternoon

OK for Sunday?

Yeah, no problem

Freddy's always getting laid

It's like that
when you've got a girlfriend

I can't have it off with girls any more

No? Why not?

I'm in mourning

- Mourning for your brother?
- Yeah

Is that how it makes you feel?

Yeah

Freddy and I decided we're going
to do something for you on Sunday

Freddy thinks of everything

Freddy's a thinker

How are you doing, Michou?

Did you mean what you said
about being through with girls?

Gege, my brother's gone.
I feel bad

- What do you feel?
- I don't know

I don't feel good

- It'll pass
- It's tough

I'm all alone

You've still got your mates

What shall we do?

Shit, I'm hot

I can't wait till we go to the beach.
It's going to be such a laugh

On Thursday we're up against
that idiot with his GTI again

Will you hang in there
for longer this time?

I swear, Michou's going
to hold out the longest

He'll be bumper to bumper
with that GTI. Won't you?

My cousin said
the guy comes from Merville

Apparently he's a rally driver

No wonder he drives like a madman

We never get to see his face

Listen. This song's great

You going home?

Why won't you talk to me?

Don't you like Arabs?

You're wasting your time

You don't stand a chance with me

That's your head speaking,
not your eyes

Yeah, that's it

Will you give it a rest?

I'm almost home.

Do you think I want to be seen with you?

Calm down

Get lost

I mean it, get lost!

- Go and see her, Freddy
- Get lost

- So?
- He won't listen

Why did you have to go and tell him?

Go back and talk to him

Honestly.
He won't love me any more, you know

Go on, go back

- Nothing happened
- Keep out of it. Get lost

Stop now

I won

I'm sorry

But when Quinquin told me
about that filthy Arab,

I could have killed you

I didn't do anything, Freddy

That Arab tried to pick you up

- But that's all. He just followed me
- Again

Stop it, Freddy.
I told you, nothing happened

I love you

You're my whole life

But I love you so much

I cry all the time

I'm lost for words

I can't sleep any more

I want to make love to you

To make you sing

I want to make you love me

We'll go dancing

You are my love

When you're around I can't eat

You are my love

The last time we slept...

You're crazy to drive at that speed.
You haven't even got a licence

How fast were we going?

110, 120

You can add another 10 to that at least

- Shall we go, then?
- Yeah, let's go

This trip to the beach is for you

In memory of your brother

Thanks, Freddy

He'll be OK now he's up there

It's not easy to talk about

Death and all that

Hello

What time do you call this?

It was packed at Steenvoorde

There was tons of traffic

Of course there was.
Enjoying life on the dole, Freddy?

No one works on a Sunday

For you it's Sunday every day

- What a pair
- We had a good laugh

- Yes, and not for the last time
- Right, I'm off

- Did you do the driving at least?
- Yes

The others don't have a licence
and Freddy can't drive with his illness

Yes, I know. Don't worry

You and Freddy can joke about it,
but anything could happen

Now off you go and watch your film

They always start late.
What's on TV tonight?

I can't remember. I did know

I'll go and check

- No point hanging round here all night
- I can't just leave

You're making fun of my mother

Are we going to beat that Arab up soon?

- You can't let an Arab screw your girl
- Shut up

- Just kidding
- You'd feel the same if you were me

That Arab's going
to get his head kicked in

- What's your mother doing?
- Never mind. Just go

Bye, Freddy

When are you going to find a job?

Stop nagging me

Jobs won't come to you.
You have to go and look

I've looked but there's nothing

Stop telling me what to do

If I don't tell you, who will?

My father was always telling me
what to do

He won't like what he sees from up there

You're talking nonsense

- Stop it, don't say that
- Anyhow, I'm on the dole

So stop going on about it

You can't stay on the dole forever

I'm going out. See you later

See you later

Hi

- Well? How did it go?
- Fine

- We went as far as Dunkirk
- Really?

Gege even let me drive his car

We went really fast

- We did something for Michou, too
- Really? That's nice

My Mum's driving me nuts

- Stop it, your Mum's great
- You reckon?

- You stink of sweat
- You can be such an arsehole

I want to make love

And I want to go home
because I'm tired

And my Dad will yell at me

- And you hurt me last time
- What do you mean?

You hurt me.
Don't you understand?

I'll take you up the arse then

Stop being such a shit

- I was only joking
- I hope so

These chips are disgusting.
They're too greasy

Go and tell him

Too right I will. I can't eat that

You call these chips?
They're all greasy

Just like the finger up your arse

- Did you hear that idiot?
- I heard

He should be ashamed.
He's a real dick

- How's it going, boys?
- Hi

Wow, look at those shoes.
I see you got your dole money

Shit, it's the Arab

I bet you a tenner
they're in the cemetery

I'll go and see

That caretaker's a pain in the arse

Let's leave it, then. Come on

I'll get the bastard some other time

Shit, it's hot as hell

A bird just shat on me.
Did you see that?

This place is a real pigsty

Shit, an 1100 Laverda

- What time's the rehearsal?
- Half past five

It's already quarter to three

Shit, it's baking this afternoon

I'm off. This is boring

How about going for a ride?

We're done, girls

- Shit, was I good
- Stop bragging

You want me to stop?
I was good, though

Next week we'll do it again...

...for those who haven't quite got it

- Move it
- This is chaos

Move it. I'm in a hurry.
Look, fatso's here

What are you doing here?
Did you get kicked out of Harmony?

Out of the way, arsehole

Go on

- Pull down her knickers
- Show us your arse

Go on, Freddy,
put your hand on her arse

Little bitch!

You disgust me

You'll all end up in prison

I don't want your money.
It's dirty

Bunch of bastards

You raped my daughter,
dishonoured her

- Raped?
- Yes, raped!

Get out! Get the hell out of here!

Get out of my sight, you bunch of yobs

Clear off!

Get out!

Her old man wasn't joking

He didn't need to blow his top over that

As if we would have raped that fat slob

And she had to go blabbing about it

She's in for worse tomorrow

Did you see the expression
on our parents' faces?

- My mum will have a go at me
- He wanted to call the police

The police? For that? What a joke!

That fat bitch is disgusting

Stop it. I'm not in the mood

- "Stop it. I'm not in the mood"
- Stop it

"Stop it"

I'm sorry, Marie

You're not always funny

I've only got an hour.
I have to go and eat

- Wait
- No, stop it

- What's wrong?
- Nothing

- Come on, what's wrong?
- Nothing

What's the matter?

I'm knackered, that's all.
I need a rest

Come on, what is it?

What happened with the majorette?

- How did you know about that?
- We live in the same street

You're so stupid,
a bunch of arseholes

- It was just a bit of fun
- You call that fun?

Groping a girl?
Am I not enough for you?

That's got nothing to do with it

I don't want to be with a guy
people think is a bastard

- Stop it
- Isn't my body enough any more?

- Stop it
- Are you sick?

Are you OK, Freddy?

Yes, I'm sleeping

You know you're grounded today

Yeah, I know

Mum's ashamed of you

Really ashamed

You have no idea

What about Marie?
Did you think about her?

In this heat
you need a bath every hour

Same thing tomorrow.
It's a heat wave

The GTI

He's coming back

Arsehole!

- What do you expect?
- The guy's a clown

Who was that, Kader?

Some guy showing off in his car

And the others just play along with him

How are you?

You're asking for trouble, you know

- You'll get your head kicked in
- It's fine, I'm used to it

- So you're talking to me now?
- No, you're following me

- I'm going home
- Through the park?

So your name's Marie?
That's a pretty name. Mine's Kader

Kader's a real Arab name

- When can I see you again?
- Never. You're seeing me now. That's it

Is this what you want?

You're crazy

Did you watch TV late again last night?

The doctor said it wasn't good
for you with your epileptic fits

You've got an appointment
at 10 o'clock for those tests

I know

Did you fall out
with Marie again last night?

That's my business

What are you going to do about the girl?
You'll have to pay for what you did

You can get a job digging potatoes

Well, if that's all there is

That's good. You're not so bad after all

Look, there's Rene

- You're up early, Rene
- Yes. Morning, everyone

- Hi, Freddy
- What's happening?

A glass of white wine, please.
And hurry, I'm in a rush

- In a rush?
- Yes, yes, yes

- Where are you off to?
- Lille

- How are you getting there?
- By train

- When will you be back?
- This afternoon

- Who are you going to see?
- My boss

That's not like you

- Yes, it is
- It's not

- See you later, gorgeous
- See you later

What a head case

Makes you laugh, eh, Freddy?

Right, I'd better get back to work

Did I scare you last time?

You were pretty forward.
I was surprised

Don't you want me?

You never stop, do you?

Things don't usually move this fast

What usually happens, then?

I don't know.
It's the boy who chases the girl

It doesn't matter to me

What are you looking at?
Do you think he might come?

No

- Did you dump your boyfriend?
- I don't have a boyfriend

- It stinks of piss in here
- It really does

I'm sorry

- Where the hell have you been?
- We broke down

What are you doing?
Park the bikes and let's go

Get a move on

What are you doing?

Go to hell

Go fuck yourself

Get fucked! Go on, fuck off!

Shove him in the back

Freddy, he's had enough of a beating

- Tie him up
- Freddy

Stop talking and get into the car

- Come on, get in
- Get a move on, Michou

For fuck's sake, hurry up

Give me your keys, Gege

We'll dump him further on

- You're crazy
- Shut up

He died in the night

Don't you like Arabs?

Are you racist?

Beating up a young lad like that

Are you alone responsible?