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THE LIFE OF JESUS - Hello - Hello Freddy, I didn't buy you that scooter so you could go mad on it I'm not buying you another one It's no laughing matter. I'm not happy Sorry, Mum Marie is waiting for you in your room And you should go and see Cloclo in hospital. He's not well Poor things Oh, dear It's nothing, son. You'll be all right Calm down. It's going to be OK. Mummy's here It's OK. It's nothing. There, there Mummy's here. It's OK. Come on now Go away, Marie It's nothing. That's it. Mummy's here. You're OK. It'll soon be over I'm sick of this pile of shit. I can't get it to work There's no way I can ride this Never mind. Tomorrow you can ride with me OK. And what's more, it's boiling Are you coming out on Friday? Yes - Freddy, about yesterday... - Drop it, will you? Think I enjoy pissing my pants? Well, no... Think of Cloclo instead, dying in his hospital bed Apparently he looks like a zombie I think about you, you know How is he? How is he? Have you seen his face? - See? - The gang is here Have you seen the poster? It's the story of a guy who came back to life Shut up! Freddy! Are you still watching TV? What about your chaffinch? Does it sing? Switch the TV off... ...and show Rene your chaffinch He's not happy today. He went to see his friend - Michou's brother, Cloclo - Yes The one who's ill - What's he got? - Aids Aids? Is he gay? Like all those guys on TV So this is your chaffinch? - What a beauty. What's its name? - Leo - Leo? And does he sing? - No, not yet - When will he sing? - In the spring. - Not in winter? - No, in winter he stays in his cage - Oh? - Yeah Time for your EEG, Freddy It's so beautiful I can see your house over there Stop it. There's nothing wrong with a bit of tenderness I was only joking, Marie What were you saying to your mother about going to Lille? - It would be better - Bailleul or Lille, it's the same thing Bailleul is a dump It doesn't make any difference No, you'll see It is different Sunday is November 11th Yes. We're going to the bar Gege's dad is buying the round Really? November's grim, isn't it? Yes. It rains all the time On Sunday we're going to Dunkirk Really? Isn't it a bit early? No, Gege has finished fixing his car... ...and Michou's back from the army Michou and Robert came to the supermarket earlier They were messing around. My boss yelled at them He's always picking fights. He hates young people Do you love me, Fred? Yes, I'll love you till I die THE BACK OF BEYOND Get in position Band, prepare to march They shouldn't be long now What time did you get back? - Four o'clock - Four o'clock, eh? Four o'clock and you are still in the streets From today if you come home at four, I'll lock the door, and leave you outside Never come to me. I throw you out You do not stay with me I will throw you out I am tired of you. We didn't do this to our parents We went home early and obeyed our parents Thank you, Yvette - Did we play well? - Beautifully - He banged that drum hard, eh? - Really pounded it My back's killing me All that banging - I won't go - What are you doing here? What would I do there? You are coming with me I say to you come Go and fuck your mother, you dirty Arab! Stop it Shut your mouths, dirty wogs! Let's go Let me show you Gege, put my toolbox away I know, you said I know why. Look at the choke When you pull it, it doesn't go back in When you start your car in the morning, the choke doesn't go straight back in - The connection's faulty. - Shut up. What do you know? - The connection's faulty - Fantastic. It's working Hey, keep it down a bit Shit, he made me jump, the idiot I'll just plug this wire in, then it will be done - He's sucking her face off - He never stops - Here - Thanks Wait, we've done that The carburettor, yes, but we still need to fix the ignition - Right, the ignition - Yes, stop it stalling - And check the carburettor again - No, it will be fine - Fuck, there's the Arab - What does he want? - I don't know. - What are you doing here? Do you have a problem? What's up with you? Get your arse over here, you dirty Arab. I'm going to smash his face in Sons of fucking French bitches! Get back here - Son of a bitch - Get back here He got away - Son of a bitch - Fuck, he's gone Next time I see him, I'll have him He just took off Go, Michou! Yeah! Go on, Robert Yeah! Winds on the coast gusting from 120 to 130 km an hour and 100 to 110 km an hour inland What nonsense Stupid cow. Do you think we're idiots or something? - Will you shut up? - She's talking a load of rubbish Go home if you don't like it All right, all right That's not funny Right, see you later Bye, Freddy My name's Kader I'm sorry. We were just having a laugh Is that all you're going to buy? You're out of order. Get lost - Hi - Hi - How are the love birds? - Fine - Coming for a ride? - Fancy a spin? - Where? - The countryside. - No, in town. - Yes, town's better - In town? - Yes, it will be more of a laugh So we're going into town, then? There's the car. Last one to pull over wins Shit, I won! Ace - You're all chicken - Shut up Next time we'll hit him - You idiot - Shut your face You were first to chicken out, first to pull over Hey, Michou... That 205 nearly knocked you off again You had tons of time to pass it When I pulled over there I was less than a metre away and you went even further He's having one of his fits Freddy! Move. Let him breathe - There's nothing round here - We could phone from a farm - He's not moving - Freddy... - Shit! - Move! It's over for today, Freddy You know that won't help matters You must be patient, like the doctor told you Patient I never know when it's going to hit Just think of Cloclo. He's dead That should make you humble You could have gone to watch it in Cassel Why would I want to do that when I can watch it here? We'll get the picture back. It's just as good watching it at home - Where's Rene? - He went to Cassel to see the race Where's Marie? Marie was waiting in your room. She's gone out but she'll be back So, did you get laid? You don't know what you're talking about - Got some relief for that boner - Did you dip your wick? Let's go. I'm working this afternoon OK for Sunday? Yeah, no problem Freddy's always getting laid It's like that when you've got a girlfriend I can't have it off with girls any more No? Why not? I'm in mourning - Mourning for your brother? - Yeah Is that how it makes you feel? Yeah Freddy and I decided we're going to do something for you on Sunday Freddy thinks of everything Freddy's a thinker How are you doing, Michou? Did you mean what you said about being through with girls? Gege, my brother's gone. I feel bad - What do you feel? - I don't know I don't feel good - It'll pass - It's tough I'm all alone You've still got your mates What shall we do? Shit, I'm hot I can't wait till we go to the beach. It's going to be such a laugh On Thursday we're up against that idiot with his GTI again Will you hang in there for longer this time? I swear, Michou's going to hold out the longest He'll be bumper to bumper with that GTI. Won't you? My cousin said the guy comes from Merville Apparently he's a rally driver No wonder he drives like a madman We never get to see his face Listen. This song's great You going home? Why won't you talk to me? Don't you like Arabs? You're wasting your time You don't stand a chance with me That's your head speaking, not your eyes Yeah, that's it Will you give it a rest? I'm almost home. Do you think I want to be seen with you? Calm down Get lost I mean it, get lost! - Go and see her, Freddy - Get lost - So? - He won't listen Why did you have to go and tell him? Go back and talk to him Honestly. He won't love me any more, you know Go on, go back - Nothing happened - Keep out of it. Get lost Stop now I won I'm sorry But when Quinquin told me about that filthy Arab, I could have killed you I didn't do anything, Freddy That Arab tried to pick you up - But that's all. He just followed me - Again Stop it, Freddy. I told you, nothing happened I love you You're my whole life But I love you so much I cry all the time I'm lost for words I can't sleep any more I want to make love to you To make you sing I want to make you love me We'll go dancing You are my love When you're around I can't eat You are my love The last time we slept... You're crazy to drive at that speed. You haven't even got a licence How fast were we going? 110, 120 You can add another 10 to that at least - Shall we go, then? - Yeah, let's go This trip to the beach is for you In memory of your brother Thanks, Freddy He'll be OK now he's up there It's not easy to talk about Death and all that Hello What time do you call this? It was packed at Steenvoorde There was tons of traffic Of course there was. Enjoying life on the dole, Freddy? No one works on a Sunday For you it's Sunday every day - What a pair - We had a good laugh - Yes, and not for the last time - Right, I'm off - Did you do the driving at least? - Yes The others don't have a licence and Freddy can't drive with his illness Yes, I know. Don't worry You and Freddy can joke about it, but anything could happen Now off you go and watch your film They always start late. What's on TV tonight? I can't remember. I did know I'll go and check - No point hanging round here all night - I can't just leave You're making fun of my mother Are we going to beat that Arab up soon? - You can't let an Arab screw your girl - Shut up - Just kidding - You'd feel the same if you were me That Arab's going to get his head kicked in - What's your mother doing? - Never mind. Just go Bye, Freddy When are you going to find a job? Stop nagging me Jobs won't come to you. You have to go and look I've looked but there's nothing Stop telling me what to do If I don't tell you, who will? My father was always telling me what to do He won't like what he sees from up there You're talking nonsense - Stop it, don't say that - Anyhow, I'm on the dole So stop going on about it You can't stay on the dole forever I'm going out. See you later See you later Hi - Well? How did it go? - Fine - We went as far as Dunkirk - Really? Gege even let me drive his car We went really fast - We did something for Michou, too - Really? That's nice My Mum's driving me nuts - Stop it, your Mum's great - You reckon? - You stink of sweat - You can be such an arsehole I want to make love And I want to go home because I'm tired And my Dad will yell at me - And you hurt me last time - What do you mean? You hurt me. Don't you understand? I'll take you up the arse then Stop being such a shit - I was only joking - I hope so These chips are disgusting. They're too greasy Go and tell him Too right I will. I can't eat that You call these chips? They're all greasy Just like the finger up your arse - Did you hear that idiot? - I heard He should be ashamed. He's a real dick - How's it going, boys? - Hi Wow, look at those shoes. I see you got your dole money Shit, it's the Arab I bet you a tenner they're in the cemetery I'll go and see That caretaker's a pain in the arse Let's leave it, then. Come on I'll get the bastard some other time Shit, it's hot as hell A bird just shat on me. Did you see that? This place is a real pigsty Shit, an 1100 Laverda - What time's the rehearsal? - Half past five It's already quarter to three Shit, it's baking this afternoon I'm off. This is boring How about going for a ride? We're done, girls - Shit, was I good - Stop bragging You want me to stop? I was good, though Next week we'll do it again... ...for those who haven't quite got it - Move it - This is chaos Move it. I'm in a hurry. Look, fatso's here What are you doing here? Did you get kicked out of Harmony? Out of the way, arsehole Go on - Pull down her knickers - Show us your arse Go on, Freddy, put your hand on her arse Little bitch! You disgust me You'll all end up in prison I don't want your money. It's dirty Bunch of bastards You raped my daughter, dishonoured her - Raped? - Yes, raped! Get out! Get the hell out of here! Get out of my sight, you bunch of yobs Clear off! Get out! Her old man wasn't joking He didn't need to blow his top over that As if we would have raped that fat slob And she had to go blabbing about it She's in for worse tomorrow Did you see the expression on our parents' faces? - My mum will have a go at me - He wanted to call the police The police? For that? What a joke! That fat bitch is disgusting Stop it. I'm not in the mood - "Stop it. I'm not in the mood" - Stop it "Stop it" I'm sorry, Marie You're not always funny I've only got an hour. I have to go and eat - Wait - No, stop it - What's wrong? - Nothing - Come on, what's wrong? - Nothing What's the matter? I'm knackered, that's all. I need a rest Come on, what is it? What happened with the majorette? - How did you know about that? - We live in the same street You're so stupid, a bunch of arseholes - It was just a bit of fun - You call that fun? Groping a girl? Am I not enough for you? That's got nothing to do with it I don't want to be with a guy people think is a bastard - Stop it - Isn't my body enough any more? - Stop it - Are you sick? Are you OK, Freddy? Yes, I'm sleeping You know you're grounded today Yeah, I know Mum's ashamed of you Really ashamed You have no idea What about Marie? Did you think about her? In this heat you need a bath every hour Same thing tomorrow. It's a heat wave The GTI He's coming back Arsehole! - What do you expect? - The guy's a clown Who was that, Kader? Some guy showing off in his car And the others just play along with him How are you? You're asking for trouble, you know - You'll get your head kicked in - It's fine, I'm used to it - So you're talking to me now? - No, you're following me - I'm going home - Through the park? So your name's Marie? That's a pretty name. Mine's Kader Kader's a real Arab name - When can I see you again? - Never. You're seeing me now. That's it Is this what you want? You're crazy Did you watch TV late again last night? The doctor said it wasn't good for you with your epileptic fits You've got an appointment at 10 o'clock for those tests I know Did you fall out with Marie again last night? That's my business What are you going to do about the girl? You'll have to pay for what you did You can get a job digging potatoes Well, if that's all there is That's good. You're not so bad after all Look, there's Rene - You're up early, Rene - Yes. Morning, everyone - Hi, Freddy - What's happening? A glass of white wine, please. And hurry, I'm in a rush - In a rush? - Yes, yes, yes - Where are you off to? - Lille - How are you getting there? - By train - When will you be back? - This afternoon - Who are you going to see? - My boss That's not like you - Yes, it is - It's not - See you later, gorgeous - See you later What a head case Makes you laugh, eh, Freddy? Right, I'd better get back to work Did I scare you last time? You were pretty forward. I was surprised Don't you want me? You never stop, do you? Things don't usually move this fast What usually happens, then? I don't know. It's the boy who chases the girl It doesn't matter to me What are you looking at? Do you think he might come? No - Did you dump your boyfriend? - I don't have a boyfriend - It stinks of piss in here - It really does I'm sorry - Where the hell have you been? - We broke down What are you doing? Park the bikes and let's go Get a move on What are you doing? Go to hell Go fuck yourself Get fucked! Go on, fuck off! Shove him in the back Freddy, he's had enough of a beating - Tie him up - Freddy Stop talking and get into the car - Come on, get in - Get a move on, Michou For fuck's sake, hurry up Give me your keys, Gege We'll dump him further on - You're crazy - Shut up He died in the night Don't you like Arabs? Are you racist? Beating up a young lad like that Are you alone responsible?