Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en
00:00:10.480 --> 00:00:12.549 align:start position:0%
a<00:00:10.639> hunting<00:00:11.200> weave<00:00:11.599> ago
00:00:12.549 --> 00:00:12.559 align:start position:0%
a hunting weave ago
00:00:12.559 --> 00:00:17.530 align:start position:0%
a hunting weave ago
a<00:00:12.799> hunting<00:00:13.280> river<00:00:14.480> and<00:00:14.719> if<00:00:14.880> it's
00:00:17.530 --> 00:00:17.540 align:start position:0%
00:00:17.540 --> 00:00:20.230 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:00:20.230 --> 00:00:20.240 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:00:20.240 --> 00:00:30.290 align:start position:0%
[Music]
a<00:00:20.400> hunting<00:00:28.840> river
00:00:30.290 --> 00:00:30.300 align:start position:0%
a hunting river
00:00:30.300 --> 00:00:49.750 align:start position:0%
a hunting river
[Music]
00:00:49.750 --> 00:00:49.760 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:00:49.760 --> 00:00:51.430 align:start position:0%
[Music]
ladies<00:00:50.079> and<00:00:50.160> gentlemen<00:00:50.559> we<00:00:50.719> have<00:00:50.879> a<00:00:50.960> program
00:00:51.430 --> 00:00:51.440 align:start position:0%
ladies and gentlemen we have a program
00:00:51.440 --> 00:00:52.869 align:start position:0%
ladies and gentlemen we have a program
of<00:00:51.680> tall<00:00:52.000> stories
00:00:52.869 --> 00:00:52.879 align:start position:0%
of tall stories
00:00:52.879 --> 00:00:55.510 align:start position:0%
of tall stories
dedicated<00:00:53.440> to<00:00:53.520> the<00:00:53.680> great<00:00:53.920> american<00:00:54.320> papa
00:00:55.510 --> 00:00:55.520 align:start position:0%
dedicated to the great american papa
00:00:55.520 --> 00:00:57.750 align:start position:0%
dedicated to the great american papa
allow<00:00:55.760> me<00:00:55.920> to<00:00:56.079> present<00:00:56.480> the<00:00:56.800> exalted<00:00:57.360> giraffe
00:00:57.750 --> 00:00:57.760 align:start position:0%
allow me to present the exalted giraffe
00:00:57.760 --> 00:00:59.349 align:start position:0%
allow me to present the exalted giraffe
of<00:00:57.840> the<00:00:58.000> toll<00:00:58.239> story<00:00:58.640> club
00:00:59.349 --> 00:00:59.359 align:start position:0%
of the toll story club
00:00:59.359 --> 00:01:02.549 align:start position:0%
of the toll story club
lowell<00:00:59.760> tavis<00:01:00.719> hello<00:01:01.120> everybody
00:01:02.549 --> 00:01:02.559 align:start position:0%
lowell tavis hello everybody
00:01:02.559 --> 00:01:04.630 align:start position:0%
lowell tavis hello everybody
for<00:01:02.800> 20<00:01:03.120> years<00:01:03.440> i've<00:01:03.680> been<00:01:03.920> looking<00:01:04.239> for<00:01:04.400> the
00:01:04.630 --> 00:01:04.640 align:start position:0%
for 20 years i've been looking for the
00:01:04.640 --> 00:01:06.550 align:start position:0%
for 20 years i've been looking for the
tallest<00:01:05.119> tall<00:01:05.439> story<00:01:05.760> in<00:01:05.840> the<00:01:05.920> world
00:01:06.550 --> 00:01:06.560 align:start position:0%
tallest tall story in the world
00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:09.030 align:start position:0%
tallest tall story in the world
and<00:01:06.720> maybe<00:01:07.040> this<00:01:07.280> is<00:01:07.520> it<00:01:08.240> the<00:01:08.479> president<00:01:08.960> of
00:01:09.030 --> 00:01:09.040 align:start position:0%
and maybe this is it the president of
00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:10.710 align:start position:0%
and maybe this is it the president of
the<00:01:09.200> chattanooga<00:01:09.920> chapter<00:01:10.240> of<00:01:10.320> the<00:01:10.479> tall
00:01:10.710 --> 00:01:10.720 align:start position:0%
the chattanooga chapter of the tall
00:01:10.720 --> 00:01:13.590 align:start position:0%
the chattanooga chapter of the tall
story<00:01:11.119> club<00:01:11.360> writes<00:01:11.600> me<00:01:11.840> as<00:01:12.000> follows
00:01:13.590 --> 00:01:13.600 align:start position:0%
story club writes me as follows
00:01:13.600 --> 00:01:15.350 align:start position:0%
story club writes me as follows
i<00:01:13.760> wish<00:01:14.000> to<00:01:14.159> state<00:01:14.479> that<00:01:14.560> the<00:01:14.720> bearer<00:01:15.040> of<00:01:15.119> this
00:01:15.350 --> 00:01:15.360 align:start position:0%
i wish to state that the bearer of this
00:01:15.360 --> 00:01:17.270 align:start position:0%
i wish to state that the bearer of this
note<00:01:15.680> has<00:01:15.840> told<00:01:16.080> me<00:01:16.320> a<00:01:16.400> tale<00:01:16.640> that<00:01:16.799> i<00:01:16.880> consider
00:01:17.270 --> 00:01:17.280 align:start position:0%
note has told me a tale that i consider
00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:18.550 align:start position:0%
note has told me a tale that i consider
the<00:01:17.439> tallest<00:01:17.840> of<00:01:18.000> them<00:01:18.159> all
00:01:18.550 --> 00:01:18.560 align:start position:0%
the tallest of them all
00:01:18.560 --> 00:01:21.030 align:start position:0%
the tallest of them all
get<00:01:18.720> him<00:01:18.880> to<00:01:19.040> tell<00:01:19.200> it<00:01:19.280> to<00:01:19.439> you<00:01:20.400> well<00:01:20.720> i've<00:01:20.880> done
00:01:21.030 --> 00:01:21.040 align:start position:0%
get him to tell it to you well i've done
00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:22.230 align:start position:0%
get him to tell it to you well i've done
better<00:01:21.280> than<00:01:21.520> that
00:01:22.230 --> 00:01:22.240 align:start position:0%
better than that
00:01:22.240 --> 00:01:23.910 align:start position:0%
better than that
i've<00:01:22.479> persuaded<00:01:22.880> him<00:01:23.040> to<00:01:23.200> come<00:01:23.439> right<00:01:23.680> here
00:01:23.910 --> 00:01:23.920 align:start position:0%
i've persuaded him to come right here
00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:26.469 align:start position:0%
i've persuaded him to come right here
and<00:01:24.000> tell<00:01:24.240> it<00:01:24.400> into<00:01:24.560> this<00:01:24.840> microphone<00:01:25.920> so<00:01:26.159> here
00:01:26.469 --> 00:01:26.479 align:start position:0%
and tell it into this microphone so here
00:01:26.479 --> 00:01:29.109 align:start position:0%
and tell it into this microphone so here
is<00:01:26.640> charlie<00:01:27.119> chucklehead<00:01:27.680> of<00:01:27.840> chattanooga
00:01:29.109 --> 00:01:29.119 align:start position:0%
is charlie chucklehead of chattanooga
00:01:29.119 --> 00:01:32.710 align:start position:0%
is charlie chucklehead of chattanooga
come<00:01:29.360> on<00:01:29.520> charlie
00:01:32.710 --> 00:01:32.720 align:start position:0%
00:01:32.720 --> 00:01:35.990 align:start position:0%
you<00:01:32.880> see<00:01:33.040> it<00:01:33.200> was<00:01:33.360> this<00:01:33.520> way<00:01:34.799> i<00:01:34.960> had<00:01:35.200> a<00:01:35.360> job<00:01:35.680> as<00:01:35.840> a
00:01:35.990 --> 00:01:36.000 align:start position:0%
you see it was this way i had a job as a
00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:37.190 align:start position:0%
you see it was this way i had a job as a
chauffeur
00:01:37.190 --> 00:01:37.200 align:start position:0%
chauffeur
00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:39.910 align:start position:0%
chauffeur
and<00:01:37.439> after<00:01:37.680> the<00:01:37.920> accident<00:01:39.280> the<00:01:39.439> man<00:01:39.680> in<00:01:39.759> the
00:01:39.910 --> 00:01:39.920 align:start position:0%
and after the accident the man in the
00:01:39.920 --> 00:01:41.990 align:start position:0%
and after the accident the man in the
junkyard<00:01:40.560> told<00:01:40.880> me<00:01:41.200> it<00:01:41.360> was<00:01:41.520> the<00:01:41.680> most
00:01:41.990 --> 00:01:42.000 align:start position:0%
junkyard told me it was the most
00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:43.350 align:start position:0%
junkyard told me it was the most
complete<00:01:42.479> smash<00:01:42.960> up
00:01:43.350 --> 00:01:43.360 align:start position:0%
complete smash up
00:01:43.360 --> 00:01:46.710 align:start position:0%
complete smash up
he<00:01:43.600> ever<00:01:43.920> saw<00:01:45.280> so<00:01:45.439> he<00:01:45.600> gave<00:01:45.840> me<00:01:46.000> a<00:01:46.079> job<00:01:46.399> in<00:01:46.479> his
00:01:46.710 --> 00:01:46.720 align:start position:0%
he ever saw so he gave me a job in his
00:01:46.720 --> 00:01:47.749 align:start position:0%
he ever saw so he gave me a job in his
junkyard
00:01:47.749 --> 00:01:47.759 align:start position:0%
junkyard
00:01:47.759 --> 00:01:50.789 align:start position:0%
junkyard
breaking<00:01:48.159> up<00:01:48.399> the<00:01:48.560> old<00:01:48.880> cars<00:01:50.079> you<00:01:50.240> see<00:01:50.399> i<00:01:50.560> was<00:01:50.720> a
00:01:50.789 --> 00:01:50.799 align:start position:0%
breaking up the old cars you see i was a
00:01:50.799 --> 00:01:51.749 align:start position:0%
breaking up the old cars you see i was a
breaker<00:01:51.119> and<00:01:51.200> a<00:01:51.280> loser
00:01:51.749 --> 00:01:51.759 align:start position:0%
breaker and a loser
00:01:51.759 --> 00:01:53.749 align:start position:0%
breaker and a loser
you<00:01:51.920> mean<00:01:52.720> you<00:01:52.880> mean<00:01:53.040> you<00:01:53.200> went<00:01:53.439> broke<00:01:53.680> and
00:01:53.749 --> 00:01:53.759 align:start position:0%
you mean you mean you went broke and
00:01:53.759 --> 00:01:55.350 align:start position:0%
you mean you mean you went broke and
lost<00:01:54.079> your<00:01:54.240> mind<00:01:54.560> no<00:01:54.799> no<00:01:54.960> no
00:01:55.350 --> 00:01:55.360 align:start position:0%
lost your mind no no no
00:01:55.360 --> 00:01:56.630 align:start position:0%
lost your mind no no no
i<00:01:55.520> had<00:01:55.600> to<00:01:55.680> break<00:01:55.920> them<00:01:56.000> up<00:01:56.159> and<00:01:56.240> lose<00:01:56.479> the
00:01:56.630 --> 00:01:56.640 align:start position:0%
i had to break them up and lose the
00:01:56.640 --> 00:01:58.389 align:start position:0%
i had to break them up and lose the
pieces<00:01:57.439> sneak<00:01:57.759> them<00:01:57.920> out
00:01:58.389 --> 00:01:58.399 align:start position:0%
pieces sneak them out
00:01:58.399 --> 00:02:00.230 align:start position:0%
pieces sneak them out
and<00:01:58.560> drop<00:01:58.799> them<00:01:58.960> accidentally<00:01:59.520> someplace
00:02:00.230 --> 00:02:00.240 align:start position:0%
and drop them accidentally someplace
00:02:00.240 --> 00:02:01.510 align:start position:0%
and drop them accidentally someplace
well<00:02:00.560> where<00:02:00.719> did<00:02:00.880> you<00:02:01.040> lose<00:02:01.280> them<00:02:01.439> in
00:02:01.510 --> 00:02:01.520 align:start position:0%
well where did you lose them in
00:02:01.520 --> 00:02:02.630 align:start position:0%
well where did you lose them in
somebody's<00:02:01.920> back<00:02:02.159> alley
00:02:02.630 --> 00:02:02.640 align:start position:0%
somebody's back alley
00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:05.030 align:start position:0%
somebody's back alley
no<00:02:03.439> i<00:02:03.680> figured<00:02:04.000> it<00:02:04.079> would<00:02:04.240> be<00:02:04.399> doing<00:02:04.719> a<00:02:04.799> big
00:02:05.030 --> 00:02:05.040 align:start position:0%
no i figured it would be doing a big
00:02:05.040 --> 00:02:06.149 align:start position:0%
no i figured it would be doing a big
favor<00:02:05.280> to<00:02:05.439> somebody
00:02:06.149 --> 00:02:06.159 align:start position:0%
favor to somebody
00:02:06.159 --> 00:02:07.749 align:start position:0%
favor to somebody
if<00:02:06.320> i<00:02:06.479> fixed<00:02:06.719> it<00:02:06.880> so<00:02:07.040> they<00:02:07.119> could<00:02:07.280> have<00:02:07.439> an<00:02:07.600> old
00:02:07.749 --> 00:02:07.759 align:start position:0%
if i fixed it so they could have an old
00:02:07.759 --> 00:02:09.190 align:start position:0%
if i fixed it so they could have an old
gas<00:02:08.000> tank<00:02:08.239> in<00:02:08.319> their<00:02:08.479> parlor
00:02:09.190 --> 00:02:09.200 align:start position:0%
gas tank in their parlor
00:02:09.200 --> 00:02:10.949 align:start position:0%
gas tank in their parlor
you<00:02:09.360> see<00:02:09.520> they<00:02:09.679> could<00:02:09.840> use<00:02:10.000> it<00:02:10.160> as<00:02:10.319> an<00:02:10.399> aquarium
00:02:10.949 --> 00:02:10.959 align:start position:0%
you see they could use it as an aquarium
00:02:10.959 --> 00:02:13.030 align:start position:0%
you see they could use it as an aquarium
for<00:02:11.120> the<00:02:11.200> goldfish<00:02:12.000> oh<00:02:12.239> yeah<00:02:12.640> or<00:02:12.879> in<00:02:12.959> the
00:02:13.030 --> 00:02:13.040 align:start position:0%
for the goldfish oh yeah or in the
00:02:13.040 --> 00:02:14.790 align:start position:0%
for the goldfish oh yeah or in the
nursery<00:02:13.440> as<00:02:13.599> a<00:02:13.680> baby's<00:02:14.080> bath<00:02:14.400> sure
00:02:14.790 --> 00:02:14.800 align:start position:0%
nursery as a baby's bath sure
00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:16.150 align:start position:0%
nursery as a baby's bath sure
there<00:02:14.959> are<00:02:15.040> lots<00:02:15.280> of<00:02:15.360> things<00:02:15.760> you<00:02:15.920> could<00:02:16.000> do
00:02:16.150 --> 00:02:16.160 align:start position:0%
there are lots of things you could do
00:02:16.160 --> 00:02:17.510 align:start position:0%
there are lots of things you could do
with<00:02:16.239> an<00:02:16.400> old<00:02:16.560> gas<00:02:16.800> tank<00:02:17.040> that<00:02:17.200> you<00:02:17.280> couldn't
00:02:17.510 --> 00:02:17.520 align:start position:0%
with an old gas tank that you couldn't
00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:22.070 align:start position:0%
with an old gas tank that you couldn't
do<00:02:17.680> with<00:02:17.840> a<00:02:17.920> grand<00:02:20.840> piano
00:02:22.070 --> 00:02:22.080 align:start position:0%
do with a grand piano
00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:24.150 align:start position:0%
do with a grand piano
and<00:02:22.239> i<00:02:22.319> gave<00:02:22.480> him<00:02:22.640> a<00:02:22.720> lot<00:02:23.040> of<00:02:23.200> other<00:02:23.440> things<00:02:23.760> too
00:02:24.150 --> 00:02:24.160 align:start position:0%
and i gave him a lot of other things too
00:02:24.160 --> 00:02:25.750 align:start position:0%
and i gave him a lot of other things too
in<00:02:24.319> place<00:02:24.560> of<00:02:24.640> the<00:02:24.720> furniture
00:02:25.750 --> 00:02:25.760 align:start position:0%
in place of the furniture
00:02:25.760 --> 00:02:27.750 align:start position:0%
in place of the furniture
carburetors<00:02:26.480> for<00:02:26.640> teacups<00:02:27.200> and<00:02:27.360> steering
00:02:27.750 --> 00:02:27.760 align:start position:0%
carburetors for teacups and steering
00:02:27.760 --> 00:02:29.030 align:start position:0%
carburetors for teacups and steering
wheels<00:02:28.160> for<00:02:28.319> chairs
00:02:29.030 --> 00:02:29.040 align:start position:0%
wheels for chairs
00:02:29.040 --> 00:02:30.949 align:start position:0%
wheels for chairs
and<00:02:29.280> fenders<00:02:29.760> you<00:02:29.920> see<00:02:30.000> the<00:02:30.160> trouble<00:02:30.560> is
00:02:30.949 --> 00:02:30.959 align:start position:0%
and fenders you see the trouble is
00:02:30.959 --> 00:02:32.229 align:start position:0%
and fenders you see the trouble is
there's<00:02:31.200> so<00:02:31.360> many<00:02:31.680> of<00:02:31.760> them
00:02:32.229 --> 00:02:32.239 align:start position:0%
there's so many of them
00:02:32.239 --> 00:02:33.910 align:start position:0%
there's so many of them
and<00:02:32.400> they're<00:02:32.560> so<00:02:32.800> noisy<00:02:33.280> it's<00:02:33.360> hard<00:02:33.519> to<00:02:33.680> sneak
00:02:33.910 --> 00:02:33.920 align:start position:0%
and they're so noisy it's hard to sneak
00:02:33.920 --> 00:02:35.430 align:start position:0%
and they're so noisy it's hard to sneak
them<00:02:34.080> anyplace<00:02:34.879> well
00:02:35.430 --> 00:02:35.440 align:start position:0%
them anyplace well
00:02:35.440 --> 00:02:36.869 align:start position:0%
them anyplace well
you<00:02:35.599> could<00:02:35.760> have<00:02:35.840> shipped<00:02:36.080> them<00:02:36.239> to<00:02:36.400> china<00:02:36.720> for
00:02:36.869 --> 00:02:36.879 align:start position:0%
you could have shipped them to china for
00:02:36.879 --> 00:02:38.949 align:start position:0%
you could have shipped them to china for
musical<00:02:37.360> instruments<00:02:37.760> in<00:02:37.840> a<00:02:38.000> shanghai<00:02:38.640> jazz
00:02:38.949 --> 00:02:38.959 align:start position:0%
musical instruments in a shanghai jazz
00:02:38.959 --> 00:02:39.589 align:start position:0%
musical instruments in a shanghai jazz
band
00:02:39.589 --> 00:02:39.599 align:start position:0%
band
00:02:39.599 --> 00:02:40.630 align:start position:0%
band
and<00:02:39.760> i<00:02:39.840> thought<00:02:40.000> of<00:02:40.080> sending<00:02:40.400> them<00:02:40.480> to
00:02:40.630 --> 00:02:40.640 align:start position:0%
and i thought of sending them to
00:02:40.640 --> 00:02:43.270 align:start position:0%
and i thought of sending them to
switzerland<00:02:41.519> for<00:02:41.680> bobsleds<00:02:42.560> but<00:02:42.720> you<00:02:42.879> know
00:02:43.270 --> 00:02:43.280 align:start position:0%
switzerland for bobsleds but you know
00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:44.949 align:start position:0%
switzerland for bobsleds but you know
i'd<00:02:43.519> rather<00:02:43.760> give<00:02:43.920> them<00:02:44.239> to<00:02:44.400> folks<00:02:44.720> in<00:02:44.800> this
00:02:44.949 --> 00:02:44.959 align:start position:0%
i'd rather give them to folks in this
00:02:44.959 --> 00:02:47.509 align:start position:0%
i'd rather give them to folks in this
country<00:02:45.680> oh<00:02:46.000> i<00:02:46.239> see<00:02:46.480> your<00:02:46.720> charity<00:02:47.120> begins<00:02:47.440> at
00:02:47.509 --> 00:02:47.519 align:start position:0%
country oh i see your charity begins at
00:02:47.519 --> 00:02:50.150 align:start position:0%
country oh i see your charity begins at
home<00:02:47.840> just<00:02:48.160> a<00:02:48.400> patriotic<00:02:49.040> philanthropist
00:02:50.150 --> 00:02:50.160 align:start position:0%
home just a patriotic philanthropist
00:02:50.160 --> 00:02:52.070 align:start position:0%
home just a patriotic philanthropist
i<00:02:50.319> was<00:02:50.480> sorry<00:02:50.800> i<00:02:50.879> could<00:02:51.040> not<00:02:51.280> give<00:02:51.519> those<00:02:51.760> folks
00:02:52.070 --> 00:02:52.080 align:start position:0%
i was sorry i could not give those folks
00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:53.190 align:start position:0%
i was sorry i could not give those folks
the<00:02:52.239> fenders
00:02:53.190 --> 00:02:53.200 align:start position:0%
the fenders
00:02:53.200 --> 00:02:54.790 align:start position:0%
the fenders
you<00:02:53.360> know<00:02:53.840> you<00:02:54.080> could<00:02:54.239> tell<00:02:54.480> from<00:02:54.640> that
00:02:54.790 --> 00:02:54.800 align:start position:0%
you know you could tell from that
00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:56.390 align:start position:0%
you know you could tell from that
wonderful<00:02:55.200> collection<00:02:55.599> of<00:02:55.760> antiques<00:02:56.160> there
00:02:56.390 --> 00:02:56.400 align:start position:0%
wonderful collection of antiques there
00:02:56.400 --> 00:02:57.350 align:start position:0%
wonderful collection of antiques there
on<00:02:56.480> the<00:02:56.640> street
00:02:57.350 --> 00:02:57.360 align:start position:0%
on the street
00:02:57.360 --> 00:02:58.550 align:start position:0%
on the street
that<00:02:57.519> those<00:02:57.760> were<00:02:58.000> people<00:02:58.239> who<00:02:58.400> would
00:02:58.550 --> 00:02:58.560 align:start position:0%
that those were people who would
00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:00.550 align:start position:0%
that those were people who would
appreciate<00:02:59.200> parts<00:02:59.519> from<00:02:59.680> the<00:02:59.840> oldest<00:03:00.239> wrecks
00:03:00.550 --> 00:03:00.560 align:start position:0%
appreciate parts from the oldest wrecks
00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:02.229 align:start position:0%
appreciate parts from the oldest wrecks
in<00:03:00.640> the<00:03:00.720> old<00:03:00.959> car<00:03:01.280> madame
00:03:02.229 --> 00:03:02.239 align:start position:0%
in the old car madame
00:03:02.239 --> 00:03:05.830 align:start position:0%
in the old car madame
yes<00:03:02.560> wilson<00:03:03.280> the<00:03:03.440> furniture<00:03:04.000> has<00:03:04.159> arrived
00:03:05.830 --> 00:03:05.840 align:start position:0%
yes wilson the furniture has arrived
00:03:05.840 --> 00:03:09.990 align:start position:0%
yes wilson the furniture has arrived
ah<00:03:06.879> with<00:03:07.200> great<00:03:07.519> promptitude
00:03:09.990 --> 00:03:10.000 align:start position:0%
ah with great promptitude
00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:20.970 align:start position:0%
ah with great promptitude
aided<00:03:16.840> wilson
00:03:20.970 --> 00:03:20.980 align:start position:0%
00:03:20.980 --> 00:03:27.190 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:03:27.190 --> 00:03:27.200 align:start position:0%
00:03:27.200 --> 00:03:36.710 align:start position:0%
oh<00:03:28.080> welcome<00:03:29.519> oh<00:03:29.840> mrs<00:03:30.319> van<00:03:30.840> gogh<00:03:30.959> and
00:03:36.710 --> 00:03:36.720 align:start position:0%
00:03:36.720 --> 00:03:41.110 align:start position:0%
right<00:03:37.040> then<00:03:37.360> i<00:03:37.440> got<00:03:37.599> a<00:03:37.760> real<00:03:38.080> idea
00:03:41.110 --> 00:03:41.120 align:start position:0%
00:03:41.120 --> 00:03:43.430 align:start position:0%
and<00:03:41.200> you<00:03:41.360> had<00:03:41.519> your<00:03:41.760> ups<00:03:41.920> and<00:03:42.080> downs<00:03:43.040> i<00:03:43.200> had<00:03:43.360> to
00:03:43.430 --> 00:03:43.440 align:start position:0%
and you had your ups and downs i had to
00:03:43.440 --> 00:03:44.470 align:start position:0%
and you had your ups and downs i had to
think<00:03:43.599> up<00:03:43.760> new<00:03:43.920> ideas
00:03:44.470 --> 00:03:44.480 align:start position:0%
think up new ideas
00:03:44.480 --> 00:03:46.470 align:start position:0%
think up new ideas
all<00:03:44.720> the<00:03:44.959> time<00:03:45.360> all<00:03:45.519> right<00:03:45.760> have<00:03:45.840> been<00:03:46.080> buried
00:03:46.470 --> 00:03:46.480 align:start position:0%
all the time all right have been buried
00:03:46.480 --> 00:03:48.149 align:start position:0%
all the time all right have been buried
under<00:03:46.720> piles<00:03:47.120> of<00:03:47.200> junk
00:03:48.149 --> 00:03:48.159 align:start position:0%
under piles of junk
00:03:48.159 --> 00:03:49.990 align:start position:0%
under piles of junk
someday<00:03:48.799> charlie<00:03:49.120> they're<00:03:49.440> going<00:03:49.599> to<00:03:49.760> bury
00:03:49.990 --> 00:03:50.000 align:start position:0%
someday charlie they're going to bury
00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:51.350 align:start position:0%
someday charlie they're going to bury
you<00:03:50.159> under<00:03:50.480> piles<00:03:51.040> of
00:03:51.350 --> 00:03:51.360 align:start position:0%
you under piles of
00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:54.149 align:start position:0%
you under piles of
yes<00:03:51.680> i<00:03:51.760> know<00:03:52.080> piles<00:03:52.400> of<00:03:52.560> junk<00:03:53.519> but<00:03:53.760> i<00:03:53.920> found
00:03:54.149 --> 00:03:54.159 align:start position:0%
yes i know piles of junk but i found
00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:54.789 align:start position:0%
yes i know piles of junk but i found
somebody
00:03:54.789 --> 00:03:54.799 align:start position:0%
somebody
00:03:54.799 --> 00:03:57.429 align:start position:0%
somebody
who<00:03:54.959> would<00:03:55.200> appreciate<00:03:55.680> those<00:03:55.920> old<00:03:56.159> tires<00:03:57.280> you
00:03:57.429 --> 00:03:57.439 align:start position:0%
who would appreciate those old tires you
00:03:57.439 --> 00:03:59.190 align:start position:0%
who would appreciate those old tires you
like<00:03:57.680> to<00:03:57.760> do<00:03:57.920> favors<00:03:58.319> for<00:03:58.400> millionaires<00:03:58.959> don't
00:03:59.190 --> 00:03:59.200 align:start position:0%
like to do favors for millionaires don't
00:03:59.200 --> 00:03:59.509 align:start position:0%
like to do favors for millionaires don't
you
00:03:59.509 --> 00:03:59.519 align:start position:0%
you
00:03:59.519 --> 00:04:03.670 align:start position:0%
you
sure<00:04:00.239> i<00:04:00.480> always<00:04:00.879> do<00:04:02.159> waldorf<00:04:02.720> james<00:04:03.280> to<00:04:03.439> his
00:04:03.670 --> 00:04:03.680 align:start position:0%
sure i always do waldorf james to his
00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:09.270 align:start position:0%
sure i always do waldorf james to his
majesty's<00:04:04.319> ambassador's<00:04:05.120> reception
00:04:09.270 --> 00:04:09.280 align:start position:0%
00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:11.350 align:start position:0%
you<00:04:09.439> know<00:04:09.599> mister<00:04:10.239> sometimes<00:04:10.720> i<00:04:10.799> nearly<00:04:11.120> ran
00:04:11.350 --> 00:04:11.360 align:start position:0%
you know mister sometimes i nearly ran
00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:39.560 align:start position:0%
you know mister sometimes i nearly ran
out<00:04:11.439> of<00:04:12.840> ideas
00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:39.570 align:start position:0%
00:04:39.570 --> 00:04:40.830 align:start position:0%
[Applause]
00:04:40.830 --> 00:04:40.840 align:start position:0%
[Applause]
00:04:40.840 --> 00:04:54.830 align:start position:0%
[Applause]
um
00:04:54.830 --> 00:04:54.840 align:start position:0%
00:04:54.840 --> 00:05:13.430 align:start position:0%
oh
00:05:13.430 --> 00:05:13.440 align:start position:0%
00:05:13.440 --> 00:05:16.110 align:start position:0%
professor<00:05:14.320> is<00:05:14.479> that<00:05:14.720> the<00:05:14.800> metal<00:05:15.120> eating<00:05:15.360> bird
00:05:16.110 --> 00:05:16.120 align:start position:0%
professor is that the metal eating bird
00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:17.590 align:start position:0%
professor is that the metal eating bird
[Laughter]
00:05:17.590 --> 00:05:17.600 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:21.110 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
no<00:05:17.919> no<00:05:18.160> no<00:05:19.120> that's<00:05:19.440> it<00:05:19.919> oh
00:05:21.110 --> 00:05:21.120 align:start position:0%
no no no that's it oh
00:05:21.120 --> 00:05:25.189 align:start position:0%
no no no that's it oh
that's<00:05:21.440> it<00:05:22.840> yeah
00:05:25.189 --> 00:05:25.199 align:start position:0%
that's it yeah
00:05:25.199 --> 00:05:27.830 align:start position:0%
that's it yeah
well<00:05:25.360> you<00:05:25.520> mean<00:05:25.680> to<00:05:25.840> say<00:05:26.479> that<00:05:26.720> that<00:05:26.960> bird<00:05:27.600> can
00:05:27.830 --> 00:05:27.840 align:start position:0%
well you mean to say that that bird can
00:05:27.840 --> 00:05:28.710 align:start position:0%
well you mean to say that that bird can
eat<00:05:28.000> metal
00:05:28.710 --> 00:05:28.720 align:start position:0%
eat metal
00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:31.909 align:start position:0%
eat metal
yeah<00:05:29.280> yeah<00:05:30.240> that<00:05:30.560> bird<00:05:31.120> eats<00:05:31.520> tin
00:05:31.909 --> 00:05:31.919 align:start position:0%
yeah yeah that bird eats tin
00:05:31.919 --> 00:05:35.430 align:start position:0%
yeah yeah that bird eats tin
cans<00:05:34.160> eat<00:05:34.400> ten<00:05:34.800> cans
00:05:35.430 --> 00:05:35.440 align:start position:0%
cans eat ten cans
00:05:35.440 --> 00:05:38.629 align:start position:0%
cans eat ten cans
yeah<00:05:35.919> yeah<00:05:36.479> tin<00:05:36.800> cans<00:05:37.440> scrap<00:05:38.000> iron
00:05:38.629 --> 00:05:38.639 align:start position:0%
yeah yeah tin cans scrap iron
00:05:38.639 --> 00:05:41.430 align:start position:0%
yeah yeah tin cans scrap iron
nuts<00:05:39.280> bolts<00:05:39.759> or<00:05:40.080> any<00:05:40.320> kind<00:05:40.639> of<00:05:40.720> metals<00:05:41.199> i'll
00:05:41.430 --> 00:05:41.440 align:start position:0%
nuts bolts or any kind of metals i'll
00:05:41.440 --> 00:05:41.990 align:start position:0%
nuts bolts or any kind of metals i'll
explain
00:05:41.990 --> 00:05:42.000 align:start position:0%
explain
00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:43.909 align:start position:0%
explain
how<00:05:42.160> to<00:05:42.240> capture<00:05:42.560> that<00:05:42.800> boy<00:05:43.199> yeah<00:05:43.600> you<00:05:43.680> know
00:05:43.909 --> 00:05:43.919 align:start position:0%
how to capture that boy yeah you know
00:05:43.919 --> 00:05:45.670 align:start position:0%
how to capture that boy yeah you know
that<00:05:44.160> bird<00:05:44.400> doesn't<00:05:44.720> live<00:05:44.960> in<00:05:45.120> nests<00:05:45.520> and
00:05:45.670 --> 00:05:45.680 align:start position:0%
that bird doesn't live in nests and
00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:47.590 align:start position:0%
that bird doesn't live in nests and
trees<00:05:46.080> like<00:05:46.320> the<00:05:46.479> other<00:05:46.720> fellas<00:05:47.039> no
00:05:47.590 --> 00:05:47.600 align:start position:0%
trees like the other fellas no
00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:51.270 align:start position:0%
trees like the other fellas no
no<00:05:47.840> no<00:05:48.479> they<00:05:48.720> live<00:05:48.960> in<00:05:49.199> holes<00:05:49.600> in<00:05:49.680> the<00:05:49.840> crown
00:05:51.270 --> 00:05:51.280 align:start position:0%
no no they live in holes in the crown
00:05:51.280 --> 00:05:53.670 align:start position:0%
no no they live in holes in the crown
on<00:05:51.520> those<00:05:51.840> stones<00:05:52.400> on<00:05:52.639> their<00:05:52.880> heads<00:05:53.440> are
00:05:53.670 --> 00:05:53.680 align:start position:0%
on those stones on their heads are
00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:56.230 align:start position:0%
on those stones on their heads are
covers<00:05:54.160> for<00:05:54.320> their<00:05:54.639> underground<00:05:55.520> homes
00:05:56.230 --> 00:05:56.240 align:start position:0%
covers for their underground homes
00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:59.029 align:start position:0%
covers for their underground homes
and<00:05:56.479> to<00:05:56.639> get<00:05:56.800> those<00:05:57.280> birds<00:05:57.759> out<00:05:57.919> of<00:05:58.080> the<00:05:58.240> ground
00:05:59.029 --> 00:05:59.039 align:start position:0%
and to get those birds out of the ground
00:05:59.039 --> 00:06:01.029 align:start position:0%
and to get those birds out of the ground
you<00:05:59.280> must<00:05:59.520> play<00:05:59.840> music
00:06:01.029 --> 00:06:01.039 align:start position:0%
you must play music
00:06:01.039 --> 00:06:03.990 align:start position:0%
you must play music
yeah<00:06:01.759> but<00:06:02.000> i<00:06:02.160> can't<00:06:02.400> play<00:06:02.720> music<00:06:03.360> they'll<00:06:03.759> take
00:06:03.990 --> 00:06:04.000 align:start position:0%
yeah but i can't play music they'll take
00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:06.900 align:start position:0%
yeah but i can't play music they'll take
music<00:06:04.400> as<00:06:04.639> with<00:06:04.840> you
00:06:06.900 --> 00:06:06.910 align:start position:0%
music as with you
00:06:06.910 --> 00:06:32.830 align:start position:0%
music as with you
[Music]
00:06:32.830 --> 00:06:32.840 align:start position:0%
00:06:32.840 --> 00:06:34.270 align:start position:0%
uh
00:06:34.270 --> 00:06:34.280 align:start position:0%
uh
00:06:34.280 --> 00:06:41.960 align:start position:0%
uh
[Applause]
00:06:41.960 --> 00:06:41.970 align:start position:0%
00:06:41.970 --> 00:06:47.510 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:06:47.510 --> 00:06:47.520 align:start position:0%
00:06:47.520 --> 00:06:53.690 align:start position:0%
my
00:06:53.690 --> 00:06:53.700 align:start position:0%
00:06:53.700 --> 00:07:04.950 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:07:04.950 --> 00:07:04.960 align:start position:0%
00:07:04.960 --> 00:07:08.550 align:start position:0%
signals
00:07:08.550 --> 00:07:08.560 align:start position:0%
00:07:08.560 --> 00:07:12.150 align:start position:0%
93<00:07:09.759> 46<00:07:10.960> 78
00:07:12.150 --> 00:07:12.160 align:start position:0%
93 46 78
00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:25.270 align:start position:0%
93 46 78
7.<00:07:14.840> oh
00:07:25.270 --> 00:07:25.280 align:start position:0%
00:07:25.280 --> 00:07:28.870 align:start position:0%
i'm<00:07:25.599> sorry<00:07:26.479> i<00:07:26.800> thought<00:07:27.039> you<00:07:27.199> were<00:07:27.440> a<00:07:27.599> bird
00:07:28.870 --> 00:07:28.880 align:start position:0%
i'm sorry i thought you were a bird
00:07:28.880 --> 00:07:32.309 align:start position:0%
i'm sorry i thought you were a bird
i<00:07:29.360> am<00:07:30.319> i'm<00:07:30.639> a<00:07:30.800> tough<00:07:31.120> fight<00:07:31.759> you'll<00:07:32.000> have<00:07:32.160> to
00:07:32.309 --> 00:07:32.319 align:start position:0%
i am i'm a tough fight you'll have to
00:07:32.319 --> 00:07:48.950 align:start position:0%
i am i'm a tough fight you'll have to
excuse<00:07:41.319> me<00:07:42.840> uh
00:07:48.950 --> 00:07:48.960 align:start position:0%
00:07:48.960 --> 00:07:56.780 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:07:56.780 --> 00:07:56.790 align:start position:0%
00:07:56.790 --> 00:08:12.869 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:08:12.869 --> 00:08:12.879 align:start position:0%
00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:16.150 align:start position:0%
will<00:08:13.039> you<00:08:13.360> do<00:08:13.680> me<00:08:14.400> a<00:08:14.560> little<00:08:14.960> favor
00:08:16.150 --> 00:08:16.160 align:start position:0%
will you do me a little favor
00:08:16.160 --> 00:08:20.309 align:start position:0%
will you do me a little favor
what's<00:08:16.560> on<00:08:16.800> your<00:08:17.039> mind<00:08:18.639> i<00:08:18.960> want<00:08:19.280> you
00:08:20.309 --> 00:08:20.319 align:start position:0%
what's on your mind i want you
00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:24.710 align:start position:0%
what's on your mind i want you
to<00:08:20.479> decoy<00:08:21.039> that<00:08:21.440> bird<00:08:22.479> into<00:08:22.800> my<00:08:23.120> cage
00:08:24.710 --> 00:08:24.720 align:start position:0%
to decoy that bird into my cage
00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:27.029 align:start position:0%
to decoy that bird into my cage
why<00:08:24.960> she<00:08:25.120> wouldn't<00:08:25.440> give<00:08:25.599> me<00:08:25.840> a<00:08:26.000> nibble<00:08:26.639> she's
00:08:27.029 --> 00:08:27.039 align:start position:0%
why she wouldn't give me a nibble she's
00:08:27.039 --> 00:08:29.270 align:start position:0%
why she wouldn't give me a nibble she's
a<00:08:27.199> metal<00:08:27.599> eaten<00:08:27.919> bird
00:08:29.270 --> 00:08:29.280 align:start position:0%
a metal eaten bird
00:08:29.280 --> 00:08:34.389 align:start position:0%
a metal eaten bird
i'll<00:08:29.759> fix<00:08:30.080> that<00:08:30.400> all<00:08:30.639> right
00:08:34.389 --> 00:08:34.399 align:start position:0%
00:08:34.399 --> 00:08:37.750 align:start position:0%
what's<00:08:34.719> next<00:08:34.959> what's<00:08:35.279> the<00:08:35.440> big<00:08:35.680> idea
00:08:37.750 --> 00:08:37.760 align:start position:0%
what's next what's the big idea
00:08:37.760 --> 00:08:39.829 align:start position:0%
what's next what's the big idea
that's<00:08:38.080> all<00:08:38.240> right<00:08:38.800> i'll<00:08:39.039> make<00:08:39.200> you<00:08:39.360> look<00:08:39.599> like
00:08:39.829 --> 00:08:39.839 align:start position:0%
that's all right i'll make you look like
00:08:39.839 --> 00:08:41.829 align:start position:0%
that's all right i'll make you look like
a<00:08:39.919> metal<00:08:40.240> worm
00:08:41.829 --> 00:08:41.839 align:start position:0%
a metal worm
00:08:41.839 --> 00:08:50.150 align:start position:0%
a metal worm
now<00:08:43.919> go<00:08:44.320> get<00:08:44.560> her
00:08:50.150 --> 00:08:50.160 align:start position:0%
00:08:50.160 --> 00:08:53.350 align:start position:0%
yo<00:08:51.040> hello<00:08:51.440> hello<00:08:51.839> who<00:08:52.080> calls<00:08:52.560> yes<00:08:52.959> where<00:08:53.200> are
00:08:53.350 --> 00:08:53.360 align:start position:0%
yo hello hello who calls yes where are
00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:56.000 align:start position:0%
yo hello hello who calls yes where are
you<00:08:53.680> yo
00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:56.010 align:start position:0%
00:08:56.010 --> 00:08:58.550 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:08:58.550 --> 00:08:58.560 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:08:58.560 --> 00:09:05.670 align:start position:0%
[Music]
hello<00:08:59.040> baby<00:08:59.600> you<00:08:59.839> want<00:09:00.000> to<00:09:00.160> take<00:09:00.399> a<00:09:00.560> walk<00:09:01.440> oh
00:09:05.670 --> 00:09:05.680 align:start position:0%
00:09:05.680 --> 00:09:09.110 align:start position:0%
my<00:09:06.399> how<00:09:06.640> shiny<00:09:07.120> you<00:09:07.360> are<00:09:08.080> yep
00:09:09.110 --> 00:09:09.120 align:start position:0%
my how shiny you are yep
00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:17.410 align:start position:0%
my how shiny you are yep
i'm<00:09:09.600> a<00:09:09.839> metal<00:09:10.160> worm<00:09:10.880> oh<00:09:12.000> metal
00:09:17.410 --> 00:09:17.420 align:start position:0%
00:09:17.420 --> 00:09:20.829 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
00:09:20.829 --> 00:09:20.839 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
00:09:20.839 --> 00:09:22.550 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
oh
00:09:22.550 --> 00:09:22.560 align:start position:0%
oh
00:09:22.560 --> 00:09:26.150 align:start position:0%
oh
miss<00:09:22.880> something<00:09:23.920> oh<00:09:25.279> yes
00:09:26.150 --> 00:09:26.160 align:start position:0%
miss something oh yes
00:09:26.160 --> 00:09:30.310 align:start position:0%
miss something oh yes
but<00:09:26.399> i<00:09:26.480> won't<00:09:26.800> miss<00:09:27.839> this<00:09:28.160> time
00:09:30.310 --> 00:09:30.320 align:start position:0%
but i won't miss this time
00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:33.910 align:start position:0%
but i won't miss this time
oh<00:09:31.040> laughter<00:09:32.320> all<00:09:32.560> around<00:09:32.880> the<00:09:32.959> mountain
00:09:33.910 --> 00:09:33.920 align:start position:0%
oh laughter all around the mountain
00:09:33.920 --> 00:09:49.110 align:start position:0%
oh laughter all around the mountain
very<00:09:34.160> pushed
00:09:49.110 --> 00:09:49.120 align:start position:0%
00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:53.670 align:start position:0%
no<00:09:49.440> i've<00:09:49.600> got<00:09:49.839> you<00:09:50.240> no<00:09:50.720> you<00:09:51.040> haven't<00:09:51.680> yeah
00:09:53.670 --> 00:09:53.680 align:start position:0%
no i've got you no you haven't yeah
00:09:53.680 --> 00:10:10.550 align:start position:0%
no i've got you no you haven't yeah
no<00:09:54.160> you<00:09:54.560> haven't<00:09:55.200> oh<00:09:56.080> yes<00:09:56.560> i<00:10:02.839> am
00:10:10.550 --> 00:10:10.560 align:start position:0%
00:10:10.560 --> 00:10:13.269 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:10:13.269 --> 00:10:13.279 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:18.710 align:start position:0%
[Music]
you<00:10:13.440> want<00:10:13.600> to<00:10:13.760> play<00:10:14.079> rough<00:10:14.480> eh<00:10:15.600> let's<00:10:16.839> go
00:10:18.710 --> 00:10:18.720 align:start position:0%
you want to play rough eh let's go
00:10:18.720 --> 00:10:25.190 align:start position:0%
you want to play rough eh let's go
you<00:10:18.959> can't<00:10:19.440> take<00:10:19.760> it
00:10:25.190 --> 00:10:25.200 align:start position:0%
00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:35.720 align:start position:0%
wanna<00:10:25.600> take<00:10:25.839> a<00:10:30.839> walk
00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:35.730 align:start position:0%
00:10:35.730 --> 00:10:40.150 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
00:10:40.150 --> 00:10:40.160 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
00:10:40.160 --> 00:10:43.829 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
there<00:10:41.760> how<00:10:42.800> do
00:10:43.829 --> 00:10:43.839 align:start position:0%
there how do
00:10:43.839 --> 00:10:47.600 align:start position:0%
there how do
you<00:10:44.800> like<00:10:45.440> that
00:10:47.600 --> 00:10:47.610 align:start position:0%
you like that
00:10:47.610 --> 00:10:50.790 align:start position:0%
you like that
[Laughter]
00:10:50.790 --> 00:10:50.800 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
00:10:50.800 --> 00:11:01.269 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
great<00:10:51.680> i<00:10:52.560> like<00:10:58.839> it
00:11:01.269 --> 00:11:01.279 align:start position:0%
great i like it
00:11:01.279 --> 00:11:05.350 align:start position:0%
great i like it
hey<00:11:02.240> mister<00:11:03.440> get<00:11:03.680> your<00:11:04.079> cage<00:11:04.560> ready
00:11:05.350 --> 00:11:05.360 align:start position:0%
hey mister get your cage ready
00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:19.829 align:start position:0%
hey mister get your cage ready
i'll<00:11:05.839> push<00:11:06.160> her<00:11:12.839> in
00:11:19.829 --> 00:11:19.839 align:start position:0%
00:11:19.839 --> 00:11:23.030 align:start position:0%
well<00:11:20.880> anytime<00:11:21.519> you<00:11:21.680> want<00:11:22.000> a<00:11:22.160> lion
00:11:23.030 --> 00:11:23.040 align:start position:0%
well anytime you want a lion
00:11:23.040 --> 00:11:26.389 align:start position:0%
well anytime you want a lion
a<00:11:23.279> tiger<00:11:23.760> or<00:11:23.920> an<00:11:24.079> elephant<00:11:25.200> just<00:11:25.519> let<00:11:25.760> me<00:11:26.000> know
00:11:26.389 --> 00:11:26.399 align:start position:0%
a tiger or an elephant just let me know
00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:36.990 align:start position:0%
a tiger or an elephant just let me know
thanks<00:11:26.959> well<00:11:27.279> i'll<00:11:27.519> be<00:11:27.760> rolling<00:11:28.240> along
00:11:36.990 --> 00:11:37.000 align:start position:0%
00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:42.480 align:start position:0%
oh<00:11:38.320> where<00:11:38.640> am<00:11:40.839> i
00:11:42.480 --> 00:11:42.490 align:start position:0%
oh where am i
00:11:42.490 --> 00:11:50.470 align:start position:0%
oh where am i
[Music]
00:11:50.470 --> 00:11:50.480 align:start position:0%
00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:52.230 align:start position:0%
and<00:11:50.639> then<00:11:50.800> you<00:11:50.959> got<00:11:51.120> your<00:11:51.440> metal<00:11:51.760> eating<00:11:51.920> bird
00:11:52.230 --> 00:11:52.240 align:start position:0%
and then you got your metal eating bird
00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:53.990 align:start position:0%
and then you got your metal eating bird
back<00:11:52.399> to<00:11:52.560> the<00:11:52.720> junkyard<00:11:53.279> yes<00:11:53.519> sir
00:11:53.990 --> 00:11:54.000 align:start position:0%
back to the junkyard yes sir
00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:56.310 align:start position:0%
back to the junkyard yes sir
and<00:11:54.160> i<00:11:54.240> put<00:11:54.399> her<00:11:54.560> in<00:11:54.720> a<00:11:55.200> shed<00:11:55.600> a<00:11:55.760> wooden<00:11:56.079> shed
00:11:56.310 --> 00:11:56.320 align:start position:0%
and i put her in a shed a wooden shed
00:11:56.320 --> 00:11:57.509 align:start position:0%
and i put her in a shed a wooden shed
you<00:11:56.399> know<00:11:56.639> i<00:11:56.639> had<00:11:56.800> to<00:11:56.880> do<00:11:57.040> that<00:11:57.200> so<00:11:57.360> she
00:11:57.509 --> 00:11:57.519 align:start position:0%
you know i had to do that so she
00:11:57.519 --> 00:11:58.790 align:start position:0%
you know i had to do that so she
wouldn't<00:11:57.680> eat<00:11:57.839> her<00:11:57.920> way<00:11:58.160> out
00:11:58.790 --> 00:11:58.800 align:start position:0%
wouldn't eat her way out
00:11:58.800 --> 00:12:09.110 align:start position:0%
wouldn't eat her way out
and<00:12:00.480> boy<00:12:01.360> what<00:12:01.600> an<00:12:01.839> appetite
00:12:09.110 --> 00:12:09.120 align:start position:0%
00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:36.829 align:start position:0%
wow
00:12:36.829 --> 00:12:36.839 align:start position:0%
00:12:36.839 --> 00:12:40.140 align:start position:0%
oh
00:12:40.140 --> 00:12:40.150 align:start position:0%
00:12:40.150 --> 00:12:51.030 align:start position:0%
[Music]
00:12:51.030 --> 00:12:51.040 align:start position:0%
00:12:51.040 --> 00:12:54.470 align:start position:0%
can<00:12:51.360> you<00:12:51.680> lay<00:12:51.920> eggs<00:12:52.880> me
00:12:54.470 --> 00:12:54.480 align:start position:0%
can you lay eggs me
00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:58.230 align:start position:0%
can you lay eggs me
sure<00:12:56.800> and<00:12:56.959> i<00:12:57.200> can<00:12:57.440> hatch<00:12:57.760> them<00:12:57.920> too
00:12:58.230 --> 00:12:58.240 align:start position:0%
sure and i can hatch them too
00:12:58.240 --> 00:14:00.829 align:start position:0%
sure and i can hatch them too
i<00:12:58.320> can<00:12:58.560> handle<00:13:04.839> them
00:14:00.829 --> 00:14:00.839 align:start position:0%
00:14:00.839 --> 00:14:08.850 align:start position:0%
so
00:14:08.850 --> 00:14:08.860 align:start position:0%
00:14:08.860 --> 00:14:09.110 align:start position:0%
[Applause]
00:14:09.110 --> 00:14:09.120 align:start position:0%
[Applause]
00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:13.500 align:start position:0%
[Applause]
[Music]
00:14:13.500 --> 00:14:13.510 align:start position:0%
00:14:13.510 --> 00:14:20.060 align:start position:0%
[Applause]
00:14:20.060 --> 00:14:20.070 align:start position:0%
[Applause]
00:14:20.070 --> 00:14:23.880 align:start position:0%
[Applause]
[Music]
00:14:23.880 --> 00:14:23.890 align:start position:0%
00:14:23.890 --> 00:14:28.829 align:start position:0%
[Applause]
00:14:28.829 --> 00:14:28.839 align:start position:0%
00:14:28.839 --> 00:14:30.240 align:start position:0%
so
00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:30.250 align:start position:0%
so
00:14:30.250 --> 00:14:38.389 align:start position:0%
so
[Applause]
00:14:38.389 --> 00:14:38.399 align:start position:0%
00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:41.590 align:start position:0%
i've<00:14:38.720> got<00:14:38.880> a<00:14:38.959> great<00:14:39.360> idea
00:14:41.590 --> 00:14:41.600 align:start position:0%
i've got a great idea
00:14:41.600 --> 00:14:44.790 align:start position:0%
i've got a great idea
we'll<00:14:41.920> start<00:14:42.240> a<00:14:42.320> flipper<00:14:42.839> factory<00:14:44.000> and<00:14:44.320> hatch
00:14:44.790 --> 00:14:44.800 align:start position:0%
we'll start a flipper factory and hatch
00:14:44.800 --> 00:14:52.710 align:start position:0%
we'll start a flipper factory and hatch
5<00:14:45.360> million<00:14:45.839> cars<00:14:46.240> a<00:14:46.399> year
00:14:52.710 --> 00:14:52.720 align:start position:0%
00:14:52.720 --> 00:14:57.430 align:start position:0%
hey<00:14:53.760> what's<00:14:54.000> the<00:14:54.240> joke<00:14:54.880> we<00:14:55.199> metal<00:14:55.519> birds<00:14:56.079> like
00:14:57.430 --> 00:14:57.440 align:start position:0%
hey what's the joke we metal birds like
00:14:57.440 --> 00:15:02.390 align:start position:0%
hey what's the joke we metal birds like
only<00:14:59.120> one<00:14:59.600> egg<00:15:00.399> every<00:15:00.800> hundred<00:15:01.120> years
00:15:02.390 --> 00:15:02.400 align:start position:0%
only one egg every hundred years
00:15:02.400 --> 00:15:06.069 align:start position:0%
only one egg every hundred years
[Laughter]
00:15:06.069 --> 00:15:06.079 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
00:15:06.079 --> 00:15:13.839 align:start position:0%
[Laughter]
a<00:15:06.240> hunting<00:15:06.800> river<00:15:08.079> a<00:15:08.320> hunting<00:15:10.839> river
53614
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof