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better off without a man

better off without a man

better off without a man [Music]

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[Music] oh

oh

oh ow dear

ow dear

ow dear always watch out where you're going

always watch out where you're going

always watch out where you're going diane i'll keep that in mind for next

diane i'll keep that in mind for next

diane i'll keep that in mind for next time

time

time [Music]

all right

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hello katya

hello katya

hello katya i just ripped my pantyhose go and take

i just ripped my pantyhose go and take

i just ripped my pantyhose go and take the credit without me

the credit without me

the credit without me yeah sure i'll go get the cash and uh

yeah sure i'll go get the cash and uh

yeah sure i'll go get the cash and uh buy another pair but wait for me all

buy another pair but wait for me all

buy another pair but wait for me all right wait for me

right wait for me

right wait for me see you later

see you later

see you later okay bye i'll see you yes

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[Music] oh my goodness

oh my goodness

oh my goodness go on grandma forget your password

go on grandma forget your password

go on grandma forget your password why is this machine so hard to

why is this machine so hard to

why is this machine so hard to understand i hate technology why don't i

understand i hate technology why don't i

understand i hate technology why don't i help you out

help you out

help you out how about you do me a favor and leave me

how about you do me a favor and leave me

how about you do me a favor and leave me alone you look just like a con artist i

alone you look just like a con artist i

alone you look just like a con artist i heard about what do you want me to show

heard about what do you want me to show

heard about what do you want me to show you my pin and then the money will be

you my pin and then the money will be

you my pin and then the money will be gone from the card by the way they write

gone from the card by the way they write

gone from the card by the way they write about those scams all the time

finally lady ah please i'm begging you

finally lady ah please i'm begging you

finally lady ah please i'm begging you let me go first and pay for my phone

let me go first and pay for my phone

let me go first and pay for my phone please

please

please oh yeah right think you're special

oh yeah right think you're special

oh yeah right think you're special don't let him skip this is literally a

don't let him skip this is literally a

don't let him skip this is literally a matter of life and death i need to make

matter of life and death i need to make

matter of life and death i need to make a very important phone call please let

a very important phone call please let

a very important phone call please let me go in front of you all right go oh

me go in front of you all right go oh

me go in front of you all right go oh thank you so much

thank you so much

thank you so much [Music]

[Music]

[Music] he just needs to pay his phone mail

he just needs to pay his phone mail

he just needs to pay his phone mail [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you lady

thank you lady

thank you lady you've got it

you've got it

you've got it [Music]

[Music]

[Music] are you kidding me

are you kidding me

are you kidding me thanks a bunch

use the atm already i have to go all

use the atm already i have to go all

use the atm already i have to go all right yeah

right yeah

right yeah hello hello hold on hold on i've run out

hello hello hold on hold on i've run out

hello hello hold on hold on i've run out of minutes well

of minutes well

of minutes well [Music]

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[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

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[Music] [Applause]

pretty lady

pretty lady

pretty lady do you need a ride

do you need a ride

do you need a ride what

what

what is what your favorite word

that's unexpected

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[Music] will you let me in ahead of the line

will you let me in ahead of the line

will you let me in ahead of the line i have to repay my debt to you thank you

i have to repay my debt to you thank you

i have to repay my debt to you thank you but i'm in a hurry and i need to go far

but i'm in a hurry and i need to go far

but i'm in a hurry and i need to go far it doesn't matter

it doesn't matter

it doesn't matter are you having a bad day too

are you having a bad day too

are you having a bad day too yeah

yeah

yeah sergey

sergey

sergey diana

diana

diana let me take you

oh

oh

oh i have something to confess oh yeah

i have something to confess oh yeah

i have something to confess oh yeah what's that it's not actually that far

what's that it's not actually that far

what's that it's not actually that far if we go by car

if we go by car

if we go by car what

what

what i'm saying it'll be quicker if we go by

i'm saying it'll be quicker if we go by

i'm saying it'll be quicker if we go by car

car

car that's what i've been saying

that's what i've been saying

that's what i've been saying all right let's go

all right let's go

all right let's go [Music]

[Music]

[Music] diana come on hurry up i'm coming i'm

diana come on hurry up i'm coming i'm

diana come on hurry up i'm coming i'm coming

coming

coming where have you been it's okay i'm

where have you been it's okay i'm

where have you been it's okay i'm already here we're the last ones by the

already here we're the last ones by the

already here we're the last ones by the way why are you dressed up like that i

way why are you dressed up like that i

way why are you dressed up like that i wear for good luck in my exams all right

wear for good luck in my exams all right

wear for good luck in my exams all right stay serious

stay serious

stay serious we made it hurry up

uh examination card number seven

uh examination card number seven

uh examination card number seven absolute and relative statistical values

absolute and relative statistical values

absolute and relative statistical values pertaining to performance in manual

pertaining to performance in manual

pertaining to performance in manual labor

labor

labor that's very good go get ready oh god i

that's very good go get ready oh god i

that's very good go get ready oh god i hope you know this subject

examination card number three

examination card number three

examination card number three statistical summary and grouping the

statistical summary and grouping the

statistical summary and grouping the concept and essence of market

concept and essence of market

concept and essence of market fluctuations technical analysis of stock

fluctuations technical analysis of stock

fluctuations technical analysis of stock market statistics

market statistics

market statistics get ready thank you

uh

i don't understand a single word

i don't understand a single word

i don't understand a single word who was the idiot who wrote it huh

who was the idiot who wrote it huh

who was the idiot who wrote it huh you should be here somewhere

oh

oh

oh katya

katya

katya don't worry it's all very basic the

don't worry it's all very basic the

don't worry it's all very basic the teacher will go over it in class

teacher will go over it in class

teacher will go over it in class eventually

yeah really

yeah really

yeah really that's it

that's it

that's it i'm tired of reading

i'm tired of reading

i'm tired of reading by the way do you remember that we're

by the way do you remember that we're

by the way do you remember that we're going to a justin bieber concert in a

going to a justin bieber concert in a

going to a justin bieber concert in a week

week

week you can't even imagine how hard it was

you can't even imagine how hard it was

you can't even imagine how hard it was for me to get the tickets you and i are

for me to get the tickets you and i are

for me to get the tickets you and i are just unbelievably lucky by the way i

just unbelievably lucky by the way i

just unbelievably lucky by the way i want to put on this black jacket dad

want to put on this black jacket dad

want to put on this black jacket dad brought it for me from london you like

brought it for me from london you like

brought it for me from london you like it

it

it and you could wear the red one do you

and you could wear the red one do you

and you could wear the red one do you want me to give you the red one

hello diana ground control to diana are

hello diana ground control to diana are

hello diana ground control to diana are you listening

you listening

you listening yeah how long are you going to dream

yeah how long are you going to dream

yeah how long are you going to dream about the prince charming come on oh tia

about the prince charming come on oh tia

about the prince charming come on oh tia i've never had an encounter like that

i've never had an encounter like that

i've never had an encounter like that that's all oh you don't say why did he

that's all oh you don't say why did he

that's all oh you don't say why did he come up to me and why wouldn't he come

come up to me and why wouldn't he come

come up to me and why wouldn't he come up to you look at you beauty you have

up to you look at you beauty you have

up to you look at you beauty you have great legs and your figure in general is

great legs and your figure in general is

great legs and your figure in general is just you're not just anyone

just you're not just anyone

just you're not just anyone i guess you're right

i guess you're right

i guess you're right oh i still can't believe he gave me a

oh i still can't believe he gave me a

oh i still can't believe he gave me a ride over here he even offered to oh he

ride over here he even offered to oh he

ride over here he even offered to oh he did oh you just haven't seen him he's

did oh you just haven't seen him he's

did oh you just haven't seen him he's just unbelievable he's charming he's

just unbelievable he's charming he's

just unbelievable he's charming he's great does he have three legs

great does he have three legs

great does he have three legs you know what though he does look as if

you know what though he does look as if

you know what though he does look as if he's from another world

he's from another world

he's from another world almost like a

almost like a

almost like a hollywood actor sort of really like

hollywood actor sort of really like

hollywood actor sort of really like johnny depp like brad pitt

johnny depp like brad pitt

johnny depp like brad pitt who could he look like do you know how

who could he look like do you know how

who could he look like do you know how he smiles

he smiles

he smiles like

like

like [Music]

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[Music] taina frankly i don't get what your

taina frankly i don't get what your

taina frankly i don't get what your obsession is i don't get it how can you

obsession is i don't get it how can you

obsession is i don't get it how can you fall in love at first sight with god

fall in love at first sight with god

fall in love at first sight with god knows who you don't know him but

knows who you don't know him but

knows who you don't know him but what if he never calls you just never

what if he never calls you just never

what if he never calls you just never calls you

calls you

calls you and you'll be sitting here and waiting

and you'll be sitting here and waiting

and you'll be sitting here and waiting like a fool

bye

bye

bye bye

bye

bye and don't forget about the concert

and don't forget about the concert

and don't forget about the concert [Music]

hi mom uh you went out again were you at

hi mom uh you went out again were you at

hi mom uh you went out again were you at katya still have no time

katya still have no time

katya still have no time your daddy's hanging out somewhere too

your daddy's hanging out somewhere too

your daddy's hanging out somewhere too you're both really totally wearing me

you're both really totally wearing me

you're both really totally wearing me out i'm getting no help

i'm in my own house i'll shout whenever

i'm in my own house i'll shout whenever

i'm in my own house i'll shout whenever i want i go to work

i want i go to work

i want i go to work and i look after that old grandma of

and i look after that old grandma of

and i look after that old grandma of yours as if i didn't need a break

hello

hello

hello oh grandma is that you

oh mom is mom's still at work

oh mom is mom's still at work

oh mom is mom's still at work and dad that is

and dad that is

and dad that is dad's out looking for a job

dad's out looking for a job

dad's out looking for a job um

um

um yeah decided to take care of his health

yeah decided to take care of his health

yeah decided to take care of his health it's useful you know

it's useful you know

it's useful you know hey grandma i'll call you back later

hey grandma i'll call you back later

hey grandma i'll call you back later yeah here's your drunk father

yeah here's your drunk father

yeah here's your drunk father yeah we were celebrating

yeah we were celebrating

yeah we were celebrating she drank too much sit down sit down

she drank too much sit down sit down

she drank too much sit down sit down stay still

it's not a holiday what are you what are

it's not a holiday what are you what are

it's not a holiday what are you what are you saying it's always a holiday when

you saying it's always a holiday when

you saying it's always a holiday when the pig flies uh-huh come back here you

the pig flies uh-huh come back here you

the pig flies uh-huh come back here you good for nothing yeah you better run you

good for nothing yeah you better run you

good for nothing yeah you better run you oh frick i just can't take it anymore

oh frick i just can't take it anymore

oh frick i just can't take it anymore get up

get up

get up oh god ugh someone called you earlier

oh god ugh someone called you earlier

oh god ugh someone called you earlier who called

who called

who called i think his name was sergey mom why

i think his name was sergey mom why

i think his name was sergey mom why didn't you tell me sooner what did he

didn't you tell me sooner what did he

didn't you tell me sooner what did he say

say

say who was sergey someone i know

who was sergey someone i know

who was sergey someone i know i hope you didn't tell him something

i hope you didn't tell him something

i hope you didn't tell him something embarrassing about it you know what i

embarrassing about it you know what i

embarrassing about it you know what i haven't been your secretary yet

haven't been your secretary yet

haven't been your secretary yet although i have been a dishwasher and a

although i have been a dishwasher and a

although i have been a dishwasher and a maid for some time now turns out i've

maid for some time now turns out i've

maid for some time now turns out i've been promoted and i get to chat with

been promoted and i get to chat with

been promoted and i get to chat with your men on the phone i'm a grown-up i

your men on the phone i'm a grown-up i

your men on the phone i'm a grown-up i can date whoever i want you don't need

can date whoever i want you don't need

can date whoever i want you don't need to talk to him oh you're dating now are

to talk to him oh you're dating now are

to talk to him oh you're dating now are you is that what they call it nowadays

you is that what they call it nowadays

you is that what they call it nowadays what if you bring me a child in the

what if you bring me a child in the

what if you bring me a child in the bottom of your dress that's the last

bottom of your dress that's the last

bottom of your dress that's the last thing i need right now

thing i need right now

thing i need right now oh

oh

oh dear bernie let me kiss you all right

dear bernie let me kiss you all right

dear bernie let me kiss you all right kiss you one more who the hell you idiot

here

here

here here you go

here you go

here you go go ahead and call sergey

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thank you mo oh

thank you mo oh

thank you mo oh thank you mom

thank you mom

thank you mom okay

[Music]

hello sergey hello

hello how are you this is diana i

hello how are you this is diana i

hello how are you this is diana i remember me hey hello

remember me hey hello

remember me hey hello i called you i couldn't get through

i called you i couldn't get through

i called you i couldn't get through do you have a cell phone i can reach you

do you have a cell phone i can reach you

do you have a cell phone i can reach you at uh a cell phone

at uh a cell phone

at uh a cell phone well i actually lost it

well i actually lost it

well i actually lost it you should get a new one

you should get a new one

you should get a new one you want to go to the movies

you want to go to the movies

you want to go to the movies to the movies

to the movies

to the movies i do

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[Music]

[Music] to be honest my friend barely got those

to be honest my friend barely got those

to be honest my friend barely got those tickets there wasn't a single one on

tickets there wasn't a single one on

tickets there wasn't a single one on sale

sale

sale wow that car looks amazing

and this is my sergey

and this is my sergey

and this is my sergey oh come on impossible

oh come on impossible

oh come on impossible you're kidding me

i've got a feeling that someone's not

i've got a feeling that someone's not

i've got a feeling that someone's not going to the concert with me tonight

going to the concert with me tonight

going to the concert with me tonight nope

nope

nope okay

okay

okay you're free to go then

you're free to go then

you're free to go then see you tomorrow

see you tomorrow

see you tomorrow take care bye-bye

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] how are you hello

how are you hello

how are you hello hey i got this for you what is this

hey i got this for you what is this

hey i got this for you what is this i want you to be in touch with me all

i want you to be in touch with me all

i want you to be in touch with me all the time

the time

the time oh wow a phone

oh wow a phone

oh wow a phone thank you

come on in

wow

wow

wow do you like it

do you like it

do you like it pretty lady

cool

who are the flowers for

who are the flowers for

who are the flowers for who were the flowers for

who were the flowers for

who were the flowers for my mom likes flowers

oh

oh

oh who are you

bagels worth

bagels worth

bagels worth [Music]

meet diana don't get into a cat fight

meet diana don't get into a cat fight

meet diana don't get into a cat fight oh no i promise i won't mike's

oh no i promise i won't mike's

oh no i promise i won't mike's girlfriend wanted to throw him out the

girlfriend wanted to throw him out the

girlfriend wanted to throw him out the window

window

window let's see how you two get along

let's see how you two get along

let's see how you two get along um

um

um so you're considering me your girlfriend

so you're considering me your girlfriend

so you're considering me your girlfriend now

now

now is that a problem

is that a problem

is that a problem it's not

excuse us

um

um

um [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

oh it's so late already

oh it's so late already

oh it's so late already [Music]

[Music]

[Music] listen baby

listen baby

listen baby my mom's coming back from a road trip in

my mom's coming back from a road trip in

my mom's coming back from a road trip in the morning

the morning

the morning she's a wicked woman

she's a wicked woman

she's a wicked woman vice president of a bank i understand

vice president of a bank i understand

vice president of a bank i understand you can consider me gone

you are so considerate

you are so considerate

you are so considerate [Music]

[Music]

[Music] my sexy lady

my sexy lady

my sexy lady [Music]

why are you so late

why are you so late

why are you so late sergey hasn't called me in two whole

sergey hasn't called me in two whole

sergey hasn't called me in two whole weeks

weeks

weeks do you think he met another woman

i don't know diana call him yourself

i don't know diana call him yourself

i don't know diana call him yourself we're calling him all the time

we're calling him all the time

we're calling him all the time he keeps declining

he keeps declining

he keeps declining call for my phone then

call for my phone then

call for my phone then you need to find out after all come on

you need to find out after all come on

you need to find out after all come on diana you're behaving like a pushover

diana you're behaving like a pushover

diana you're behaving like a pushover and you'd better love yourself instead i

and you'd better love yourself instead i

and you'd better love yourself instead i keep teaching you but there's no use

keep teaching you but there's no use

keep teaching you but there's no use i'll call him

i'll call him

i'll call him what's his phone number

what's his phone number

what's his phone number oh hold on

oh hold on

oh hold on my mom

my mom

my mom hello mom yeah

hello mom yeah

hello mom yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah okay so one thing is

okay so one thing is

okay so one thing is is that after our breaks

is that after our breaks

is that after our breaks um

um

um yeah let's call the client first and

yeah let's call the client first and

yeah let's call the client first and then once we're done with our break

then once we're done with our break

then once we're done with our break what happened

what happened

what happened my grandma died today

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] i gave up a contract

i gave up a contract

i gave up a contract i did it for you do you hear me what

i did it for you do you hear me what

i did it for you do you hear me what could you possibly be thinking

could you possibly be thinking

could you possibly be thinking now they're coming to me

now they're coming to me

now they're coming to me they're saying you recommended him

they're saying you recommended him

they're saying you recommended him you're responsible he's your son and

you're responsible he's your son and

you're responsible he's your son and they're right

they're right

they're right what do you want from me huh

what do you want from me huh

what do you want from me huh i already explained myself

i already explained myself

i already explained myself i'm not gonna meet the deadline the work

i'm not gonna meet the deadline the work

i'm not gonna meet the deadline the work will be done later

will be done later

will be done later they don't care about your timeline

they don't care about your timeline

they don't care about your timeline they've got an urgent contract can't you

they've got an urgent contract can't you

they've got an urgent contract can't you understand what keeps you so busy all

understand what keeps you so busy all

understand what keeps you so busy all day long beer and football football and

day long beer and football football and

day long beer and football football and beer i just can't take it anymore

if your clients are more important to

if your clients are more important to

if your clients are more important to you than your son

you than your son

you than your son i can leave before going somewhere you

i can leave before going somewhere you

i can leave before going somewhere you need to have somewhere to go look at you

need to have somewhere to go look at you

need to have somewhere to go look at you you're a grown man

you're a grown man

you're a grown man you've achieved nothing by your own

you've achieved nothing by your own

you've achieved nothing by your own merit sergey

merit sergey

merit sergey leave if you want

leave if you want

leave if you want why are you looking at me i'm so sick of

why are you looking at me i'm so sick of

why are you looking at me i'm so sick of you

you have to take responsibility if not

you have to take responsibility if not

you have to take responsibility if not for someone then for yourself at least

for someone then for yourself at least

for someone then for yourself at least be accountable for once

you don't know how easy you have it

you don't know how easy you have it

you don't know how easy you have it [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hello diana listen

hello diana listen

hello diana listen [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh yeah

your grandma they say it's important to

your grandma they say it's important to

your grandma they say it's important to inject some medicine

inject some medicine

inject some medicine in case you suffer a stroke then there's

in case you suffer a stroke then there's

in case you suffer a stroke then there's still some chance what chance did she

still some chance what chance did she

still some chance what chance did she have she was 89.

mom

mom

mom don't torture yourself after all you

don't torture yourself after all you

don't torture yourself after all you were well

were well

were well not very

not very

not very i don't think you knew how much grandma

i don't think you knew how much grandma

i don't think you knew how much grandma really loved me

really loved me

really loved me she gave the flat over to me not to you

she gave the flat over to me not to you

she gave the flat over to me not to you and not to her own son either

and not to her own son either

and not to her own son either she gave it to me

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] it's okay

it's okay

it's okay calm down

calm down

calm down open the door i'm too sad

[Music]

how are you

have you been my beauty

have you been my beauty

have you been my beauty thank you

thank you

thank you you're the last person i expected to

you're the last person i expected to

you're the last person i expected to knock on the door

knock on the door

knock on the door come on in

meet everyone

meet everyone

meet everyone uh

uh

uh this is my dad this is mom

this is my dad this is mom

this is my dad this is mom sergey katya this is sergey

sergey katya this is sergey

sergey katya this is sergey katya has been my best friend forever

we're grieving

i'll take that

i'll take that

i'll take that shall we lay the tablecloth

shall we lay the tablecloth

shall we lay the tablecloth let's drink to my mom's memory

um one second

sergey turned out to be quite a looker

i told you he was cool mom your dad and

i told you he was cool mom your dad and

i told you he was cool mom your dad and i will move to grandma's flat now

i will move to grandma's flat now

i will move to grandma's flat now my life will be completely different

my life will be completely different

my life will be completely different i'll breathe freely

i'll breathe freely

i'll breathe freely and you

and you

and you have a good place now your own place

have a good place now your own place

have a good place now your own place taina mom

taina mom

taina mom this is an okay place

this is an okay place

this is an okay place you should see sergey's mother's

you should see sergey's mother's

you should see sergey's mother's apartment he's used to different things

apartment he's used to different things

apartment he's used to different things i can't compete

i can't compete

i can't compete it's no palace that's for sure but it's

it's no palace that's for sure but it's

it's no palace that's for sure but it's your own

your own

your own so take the opportunity

deanna yeah

deanna yeah

deanna yeah listen

listen

listen can i crash here for the night

can i crash here for the night

can i crash here for the night i'm a bit drunk is it okay for me to

i'm a bit drunk is it okay for me to

i'm a bit drunk is it okay for me to stay hmm

of course

i'm gonna say it now john it is written

i'm gonna say it now john it is written

i'm gonna say it now john it is written in the stars he scored a magnificent

in the stars he scored a magnificent

in the stars he scored a magnificent header to make the score even he's

header to make the score even he's

header to make the score even he's taking the extra time with this penalty

taking the extra time with this penalty

taking the extra time with this penalty they gave it away but they shouldn't

they gave it away but they shouldn't

they gave it away but they shouldn't have this is a big advantage now it

have this is a big advantage now it

have this is a big advantage now it comes down to igor i see then

comes down to igor i see then

comes down to igor i see then so he totally lives here now right

you're crazy

are you out of your mind what's wrong

are you out of your mind what's wrong

are you out of your mind what's wrong with you

with you

with you katya that's terrible sit down i'm happy

do you want some tea yes

do you want some tea yes

do you want some tea yes listen

listen

listen i'm just happy with him

i'm just happy with him

i'm just happy with him you're the two people i love the most

you're the two people i love the most

you're the two people i love the most and i want you to become good friends oh

and i want you to become good friends oh

and i want you to become good friends oh no thanks i could care less about

no thanks i could care less about

no thanks i could care less about friends like him

friends like him

friends like him you know what keep in mind i can say

you know what keep in mind i can say

you know what keep in mind i can say everything i think about him right to

everything i think about him right to

everything i think about him right to his face

oh come on don't get mad at me

okay fine all right i'll try to find

okay fine all right i'll try to find

okay fine all right i'll try to find common ground with him

common ground with him

common ground with him but i can't promise you anything

thank you katya

katya you know

katya you know

katya you know i really

i really

i really need you to help me this time

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] this is a very very very beautiful dress

this is a very very very beautiful dress

this is a very very very beautiful dress you

you

you you look like a fairy

you look like a fairy

you look like a fairy like a princess

[Music]

want the truth

want the truth

want the truth i feel like he's stealing you from me

i feel like he's stealing you from me

i feel like he's stealing you from me katya come on yeah i know

katya come on yeah i know

katya come on yeah i know come on you'll meet your prince

come on you'll meet your prince

come on you'll meet your prince i'll be a cat lady

i'll be a cat lady

i'll be a cat lady look it fits just perfectly on you

look it fits just perfectly on you

look it fits just perfectly on you mm-hmm yes

mm-hmm yes

mm-hmm yes well we have no choice we have to take

well we have no choice we have to take

well we have no choice we have to take it i'm sure right but it's terribly

it i'm sure right but it's terribly

it i'm sure right but it's terribly expensive

expensive

expensive i don't know

i don't know

i don't know lady you're gonna be the most beautiful

lady you're gonna be the most beautiful

lady you're gonna be the most beautiful bride in this dress your groom is going

bride in this dress your groom is going

bride in this dress your groom is going to carry you in his arms your whole life

to carry you in his arms your whole life

to carry you in his arms your whole life not just at the wedding yeah

not just at the wedding yeah

not just at the wedding yeah try carrying me we can offer you a line

try carrying me we can offer you a line

try carrying me we can offer you a line of credit you won't have to pay

of credit you won't have to pay

of credit you won't have to pay everything at once we'll also make a

everything at once we'll also make a

everything at once we'll also make a discount take it when is the wedding

discount take it when is the wedding

discount take it when is the wedding again

again

again uh well

uh well

uh well i don't know

i don't know

i don't know we haven't just all right wonderful

we haven't just all right wonderful

we haven't just all right wonderful great you already have the dress while

great you already have the dress while

great you already have the dress while you'll be making up your mind and the

you'll be making up your mind and the

you'll be making up your mind and the dress is so great

dress is so great

dress is so great the thread it's luxurious

the thread it's luxurious

the thread it's luxurious it's splendid no you have to take it

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] well

well

well of course you're taking it

of course you're taking it

of course you're taking it this wheel perhaps

you're so beautiful

down

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] here she is

here she is

here she is this is my mother

this is my mother

this is my mother you can call her elena

you can call her elena

you can call her elena hello diana hello madame elena

hello diana hello madame elena

hello diana hello madame elena pleased to meet you

pleased to meet you

pleased to meet you um i've cooked some dishes for us

um i've cooked some dishes for us

um i've cooked some dishes for us tonight come on in please uh sergey give

tonight come on in please uh sergey give

tonight come on in please uh sergey give your mom some slippers

your mom some slippers

your mom some slippers uh no need sergey oh that's right

uh no need sergey oh that's right

uh no need sergey oh that's right well

well

well come on in that's better thank you

all right here's the cake

i'm so sorry i don't have time for

i'm so sorry i don't have time for

i'm so sorry i don't have time for anything i've taken up another part-time

anything i've taken up another part-time

anything i've taken up another part-time job

job

job it's not that great but

it's not that great but

it's not that great but i have some time left for my studies

i have some time left for my studies

i have some time left for my studies all right why aren't you eating let's

all right why aren't you eating let's

all right why aren't you eating let's put some salad on potatoes no need to

put some salad on potatoes no need to

put some salad on potatoes no need to rush diana we're not hungry sergey and i

rush diana we're not hungry sergey and i

rush diana we're not hungry sergey and i had dinner at a restaurant

had dinner at a restaurant

had dinner at a restaurant in a restaurant

in a restaurant

in a restaurant why you knew i was cooking please don't

why you knew i was cooking please don't

why you knew i was cooking please don't be mad stakeholders from the usa came no

be mad stakeholders from the usa came no

be mad stakeholders from the usa came no food the whole day

food the whole day

food the whole day uh we were anxious i love that we were

uh we were anxious i love that we were

uh we were anxious i love that we were anxious

anxious

anxious considering the fact that you never

considering the fact that you never

considering the fact that you never showed up at the presentation we were

showed up at the presentation we were

showed up at the presentation we were all variations mom enough

all variations mom enough

all variations mom enough why would i need to be at that meeting

why would i need to be at that meeting

why would i need to be at that meeting uh maybe you'd like to taste the

uh maybe you'd like to taste the

uh maybe you'd like to taste the cucumbers or with great pleasure

cucumbers or with great pleasure

cucumbers or with great pleasure oh thanks

oh thanks

oh thanks my parents pickled them fresh after

my parents pickled them fresh after

my parents pickled them fresh after picking them

picking them

picking them sergei hold on uh you're tired after

sergei hold on uh you're tired after

sergei hold on uh you're tired after work let me do it

work let me do it

work let me do it all right

all right

all right here we go

here we go

here we go to the meaning

my pleasure and mine

oh the cucumbers smell delicious

oh the cucumbers smell delicious

oh the cucumbers smell delicious actually

actually

actually as they say you can't run on an empty

as they say you can't run on an empty

as they say you can't run on an empty stomach

diana does he work so much that he has

diana does he work so much that he has

diana does he work so much that he has no time to eat

no time to eat

no time to eat he doesn't

he doesn't

he doesn't but you know what sergey does do

but you know what sergey does do

but you know what sergey does do make me happy

so

so

so [Music]

[Music]

[Music] are you gonna just leave like that

are you gonna just leave like that

are you gonna just leave like that without saying a word what's to say

without saying a word what's to say

without saying a word what's to say ah mom come on

ah mom come on

ah mom come on i know those patronizing grins are yours

i know those patronizing grins are yours

i know those patronizing grins are yours i know what you're thinking

i know what you're thinking

i know what you're thinking what am i thinking

you're just used to smelling like chanel

you're just used to smelling like chanel

you're just used to smelling like chanel not like cutlets that the apartment is

not like cutlets that the apartment is

not like cutlets that the apartment is cheap

cheap

cheap the diana is a simple peasant

the diana is a simple peasant

the diana is a simple peasant hello

hello

hello hello

hello

hello but you don't understand what i see in

but you don't understand what i see in

but you don't understand what i see in her frankly speaking i don't understand

her frankly speaking i don't understand

her frankly speaking i don't understand what she sees in you i don't know how a

what she sees in you i don't know how a

what she sees in you i don't know how a guy is egotistical as you got really

guy is egotistical as you got really

guy is egotistical as you got really lucky to end up with her try not to

lucky to end up with her try not to

lucky to end up with her try not to screw up your chance she's great all

screw up your chance she's great all

screw up your chance she's great all right bye mom goodbye

your mom didn't like me right

so are you gonna leave me now

so are you gonna leave me now

so are you gonna leave me now come to me

how about we go on a date

what

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] why are you sitting

why are you sitting

why are you sitting go get to work

go get to work

go get to work yes sir

yes sir

yes sir [Music]

[Music]

give me a fat baseline

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] don't worry about it my dad's got a

don't worry about it my dad's got a

don't worry about it my dad's got a quarterly bonus we're having fun today

quarterly bonus we're having fun today

quarterly bonus we're having fun today all right

all right

all right you need to take some time off too with

you need to take some time off too with

you need to take some time off too with your precious groom

your precious groom

your precious groom by the way he goes to my gym he's always

by the way he goes to my gym he's always

by the way he goes to my gym he's always huffing and puffing like a big bad wolf

huffing and puffing like a big bad wolf

huffing and puffing like a big bad wolf but i must admit that his body's all

but i must admit that his body's all

but i must admit that his body's all right good for you yeah

right good for you yeah

right good for you yeah sergey keeps himself fit

sergey keeps himself fit

sergey keeps himself fit he offered me to go to the gym too but

he offered me to go to the gym too but

he offered me to go to the gym too but i've

i've

i've found another part-time job we need the

found another part-time job we need the

found another part-time job we need the money for the wedding so hold on

money for the wedding so hold on

money for the wedding so hold on isn't his mom the cool helping you

no

she could have

she could have

she could have honestly

strawberries oh thank you thank you

strawberries oh thank you thank you

strawberries oh thank you thank you katya i'm full

it's good here

it's good here

it's good here not like our place oh

not like our place oh

not like our place oh who's to blame for that

hold on katya

hold on katya

hold on katya that's all mine

that's all mine

that's all mine i can assure you

don't you know what i need for that

don't you know what i need for that

don't you know what i need for that to find myself at the right time in the

to find myself at the right time in the

to find myself at the right time in the right place and take all the berries at

right place and take all the berries at

right place and take all the berries at once not one by one

once not one by one

once not one by one and one fell swoop is that so you need

and one fell swoop is that so you need

and one fell swoop is that so you need patience

yeah you could wait a lot

yeah you could wait a lot

yeah you could wait a lot but you should let diana graduate from

but you should let diana graduate from

but you should let diana graduate from the university after that pick your

the university after that pick your

the university after that pick your berries as much as you like

berries as much as you like

berries as much as you like she's not showing up at the university

she's not showing up at the university

she's not showing up at the university at all

diana leave it i'll throw it in the

diana leave it i'll throw it in the

diana leave it i'll throw it in the dishwasher

why does she need a degree it's just a

why does she need a degree it's just a

why does she need a degree it's just a waste of time

unlike you for example

unlike you for example

unlike you for example will achieve a lot after you graduate

will achieve a lot after you graduate

will achieve a lot after you graduate and that i'm sure

and that i'm sure

and that i'm sure because you're a natural a born winner

this is normal i believe this is how

this is normal i believe this is how

this is normal i believe this is how it's supposed to be

it's supposed to be

it's supposed to be what's the most important thing in life

what's the most important thing in life

what's the most important thing in life to achieve success right success is very

to achieve success right success is very

to achieve success right success is very very important right diana what do you

very important right diana what do you

very important right diana what do you dream of

dream of

dream of me

me

me oh my dream of having hot water i'm sick

oh my dream of having hot water i'm sick

oh my dream of having hot water i'm sick of washing dishes in the ice cold one

of washing dishes in the ice cold one

of washing dishes in the ice cold one diana what are you talking about that's

diana what are you talking about that's

diana what are you talking about that's what i'm saying

what i'm saying

what i'm saying why would she learn she has to find a

why would she learn she has to find a

why would she learn she has to find a job

job

job by the way mom said that she could find

by the way mom said that she could find

by the way mom said that she could find a place in the bank for you

a place in the bank for you

a place in the bank for you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] seriously

seriously

seriously [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] good morning how'd you tell me how to

good morning how'd you tell me how to

good morning how'd you tell me how to find elena sofsky come with me i'll

find elena sofsky come with me i'll

find elena sofsky come with me i'll guide you there ah

guide you there ah

guide you there ah thank you see you later

thank you see you later

thank you see you later [Music]

[Music]

[Music] come on right this way

come on right this way

come on right this way [Music]

did you bring your id we're going to the

did you bring your id we're going to the

did you bring your id we're going to the staff department do you have a diploma

staff department do you have a diploma

staff department do you have a diploma of higher education

of higher education

of higher education no

no

no [Music]

[Music]

[Music] well what can we do

well what can we do

well what can we do do everything they tell you you'll have

do everything they tell you you'll have

do everything they tell you you'll have to sit at the reception and answer

to sit at the reception and answer

to sit at the reception and answer incoming calls

incoming calls

incoming calls can you type fast i can you'll also be

can you type fast i can you'll also be

can you type fast i can you'll also be typing then all right so i'll be a

typing then all right so i'll be a

typing then all right so i'll be a secretary then right well you could call

secretary then right well you could call

secretary then right well you could call it that thank you miss elena i won't let

it that thank you miss elena i won't let

it that thank you miss elena i won't let you down you don't look so good today

you down you don't look so good today

you down you don't look so good today did something happen

did something happen

did something happen no everything is okay

no everything is okay

no everything is okay hello vladimir

hello vladimir

hello vladimir hello elena excuse me hello

hello elena excuse me hello

hello elena excuse me hello don't let sergey drink all right

don't let sergey drink all right

don't let sergey drink all right mm-hmm

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] no thank you

[Music]

um

um

um [Music]

come here katya come here

come here katya come here

come here katya come here sergey

sergey is that you

you scared me

you scared me

you scared me why are you home so early

why are you home so early

why are you home so early they just let us go early at work today

they just let us go early at work today

they just let us go early at work today that's it were you sleeping or okay but

that's it were you sleeping or okay but

that's it were you sleeping or okay but couldn't you have called me ahead of

couldn't you have called me ahead of

couldn't you have called me ahead of time

time

time didn't they teach you that

didn't they teach you that

didn't they teach you that aren't you alone here

oh katya hello hello

oh katya hello hello

oh katya hello hello thankfully we didn't have a lot of stuff

thankfully we didn't have a lot of stuff

thankfully we didn't have a lot of stuff to do at work today

ugh

[Music]

yes

yes

yes [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] do you love him

do you love him

do you love him [Music]

[Music]

[Music] yes

diana i'm sorry

diana i'm sorry

diana i'm sorry [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i i really wanted to tell you about this

i i really wanted to tell you about this

i i really wanted to tell you about this before we wanted to tell you but it

before we wanted to tell you but it

before we wanted to tell you but it just

just

just just happened all of a sudden and

just happened all of a sudden and

just happened all of a sudden and spontaneously i didn't even

i went with you to buy my wedding dress

[Music]

all right come on make a scene

all right come on make a scene

all right come on make a scene go ahead

go ahead

go ahead no i'll go

no i'll go

no i'll go i'm leaving

i'm leaving

i'm leaving where are you going

where are you going

where are you going you know i'm not gonna run after you

you know i'm not gonna run after you

you know i'm not gonna run after you i know

i know

i know sergey what are you saying can't you see

sergey what are you saying can't you see

sergey what are you saying can't you see she's hurting

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] can i have a cigarette ah i don't smoke

can i have a cigarette ah i don't smoke

can i have a cigarette ah i don't smoke thank you

do you happen to have a cigarette

do you happen to have a cigarette

do you happen to have a cigarette those things kill

oh all right sorry

the last one here you go

i don't actually smoke

i don't actually smoke

i don't actually smoke happened to you

i got cheated on

i got cheated on

i got cheated on well that happens

with my best friend

so what are you gonna do

i don't know

i don't know

i don't know i really hate them

i really hate them

i really hate them i hate both of them

i hate both of them

i hate both of them that is sad

that is sad

that is sad i hate everyone too

do you want someone

do you want someone

do you want someone [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh

oh

oh [Music]

okay

okay

okay [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

foreign

so

so

so [Music]

hey what are you doing

hey hey keep it down hey what are you

hey hey keep it down hey what are you

hey hey keep it down hey what are you doing

doing

doing hey

hey

hey dude

dude

dude what is

what is

what is it stop come on stop what did you do

it stop come on stop what did you do

it stop come on stop what did you do what does the car have to do with it

uh

hi there

hi there

hi there how do you feel

how do you feel

how do you feel you're my personal hero oh

how did i

i need a moment

sergey called me

sergey called me

sergey called me and said that you went berserk last

and said that you went berserk last

and said that you went berserk last night

night

night you were running around the yard

you were running around the yard

you were running around the yard thrashing everything in your way

thrashing everything in your way

thrashing everything in your way did he tell you the reason why

did he tell you the reason why

did he tell you the reason why no he didn't

no he didn't

no he didn't but by the time he got there all the

but by the time he got there all the

but by the time he got there all the neighbors already knew about what

neighbors already knew about what

neighbors already knew about what happened

happened

happened such a shame

i've embarrassed him

i've embarrassed him

i've embarrassed him you will never forgive me that's amazing

you will never forgive me that's amazing

you will never forgive me that's amazing the prick

my son

my son

my son he slept with your best friend diana and

he slept with your best friend diana and

he slept with your best friend diana and you're worried about his reputation

you're worried about his reputation

you're worried about his reputation are you out of your mind do you know

are you out of your mind do you know

are you out of your mind do you know what you're saying

what you're saying

what you're saying he's a good man

i guess it's my fault too

i let him do as he pleased i should have

i let him do as he pleased i should have

i let him do as he pleased i should have spanked him

spanked him

spanked him he needed punishment maybe then he would

he needed punishment maybe then he would

he needed punishment maybe then he would have grown to be responsible drink the

have grown to be responsible drink the

have grown to be responsible drink the tea

tea

tea you were my only hope diana that he

you were my only hope diana that he

you were my only hope diana that he screwed that up like he always does

all right uh i'm going to head back home

all right uh i'm going to head back home

all right uh i'm going to head back home right now i'll talk to sergey and i'll

right now i'll talk to sergey and i'll

right now i'll talk to sergey and i'll explain everything listen you're not

explain everything listen you're not

explain everything listen you're not going anywhere you hear me not today at

going anywhere you hear me not today at

going anywhere you hear me not today at least

least

least you'll see them together your head will

you'll see them together your head will

you'll see them together your head will go

go

go crazy

crazy

crazy and you'll attack him god forbid i can't

and you'll attack him god forbid i can't

and you'll attack him god forbid i can't let that happen

i'm his mother

i'm his mother

i'm his mother but i won't let anyone offend you

but i won't let anyone offend you

but i won't let anyone offend you i'm eternally responsible for those whom

i'm eternally responsible for those whom

i'm eternally responsible for those whom my son has hurt

you know

you know

you know i thought you didn't like me very much

i thought you didn't like me very much

i thought you didn't like me very much you're the best thing that could have

you're the best thing that could have

you're the best thing that could have happened to my son

happened to my son

happened to my son he couldn't have dreamt of you

he couldn't have dreamt of you

he couldn't have dreamt of you a simple woman

a simple woman

a simple woman someone who hangs on his every word you

someone who hangs on his every word you

someone who hangs on his every word you don't care about his money

don't care about his money

don't care about his money and you don't see his flaws

and you don't see his flaws

and you don't see his flaws he has many of them

he has many of them

he has many of them no profession no money

no profession no money

no profession no money nothing but ambitions

nothing but ambitions

nothing but ambitions and pride you know what

and pride you know what

and pride you know what let's go to my cottage

let's go to my cottage

let's go to my cottage let's go

let's go

let's go you will get some more rest

you will get some more rest

you will get some more rest you should cheer up frankly speaking you

you should cheer up frankly speaking you

you should cheer up frankly speaking you were lucky to get rid of him

were lucky to get rid of him

were lucky to get rid of him [Music]

[Music]

[Music] let your friends suffer lord knows she

let your friends suffer lord knows she

let your friends suffer lord knows she needs it

needs it

needs it [Music]

so much for being depressed come here

so much for being depressed come here

so much for being depressed come here and help me come on come on get up

here look here tear the lower leaves off

i really do love him

i really do love him

i really do love him and

and

and i can't do anything to get him back

that's the problem you love him

therefore you must learn not to love him

therefore you must learn not to love him

therefore you must learn not to love him what will i live for then what do you

what will i live for then what do you

what will i live for then what do you mean

mean

mean you need to live for yourself not for

you need to live for yourself not for

you need to live for yourself not for men not for parents for yourself

men not for parents for yourself

men not for parents for yourself there's so many wonderful things in life

there's so many wonderful things in life

there's so many wonderful things in life that make it worth living for

that make it worth living for

that make it worth living for if it gets too lonely

if it gets too lonely

if it gets too lonely have a child

have a child

have a child for yourself too

for yourself too

for yourself too that's what i did

that's what i did

that's what i did i had him at a young age

but take my advice

but take my advice

but take my advice try to

try to

try to have a girl thank you

oh look how beautiful it is

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] no no

no all right

no all right

no all right no stop not here

no stop not here

no stop not here you know what dad's already arranged

you know what dad's already arranged

you know what dad's already arranged everything at the car dealership i only

everything at the car dealership i only

everything at the car dealership i only have to pick a color what color do you

have to pick a color what color do you

have to pick a color what color do you want well i want lilac of course come on

want well i want lilac of course come on

want well i want lilac of course come on what lyla lilac of course lilac auto

[Music]

you're safe

you're safe

you're safe how are you i'm as stubborn as a mule of

how are you i'm as stubborn as a mule of

how are you i'm as stubborn as a mule of course what right

course what right

course what right achieve it

achieve it

achieve it it's high time

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] congratulations

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] this is pretty bold of you

this is pretty bold of you

this is pretty bold of you have you come to beat me up i've made a

have you come to beat me up i've made a

have you come to beat me up i've made a decision

decision

decision it's a big one

it's a big one

it's a big one i want to have a baby

i want to have a baby

i want to have a baby hmm could you help me

find someone a potential candidate to be

find someone a potential candidate to be

find someone a potential candidate to be the father of my future child

the father of my future child

the father of my future child i don't want to love anyone i'm done

i don't want to love anyone i'm done

i don't want to love anyone i'm done trying to love anymore i want to become

trying to love anymore i want to become

trying to love anymore i want to become a cold and calculating

a cold and calculating

a cold and calculating no wait wait i didn't really mean

no wait wait i didn't really mean

no wait wait i didn't really mean anything by that i got it

good girl

first of all you have to change

first of all you have to change

first of all you have to change your attitude towards men it's great

your attitude towards men it's great

your attitude towards men it's great that you are able to love someone so

that you are able to love someone so

that you are able to love someone so much that you are so caring but you can

much that you are so caring but you can

much that you are so caring but you can lose yourself like that

lose yourself like that

lose yourself like that strangely enough men actually like being

strangely enough men actually like being

strangely enough men actually like being used

used

used [Music]

[Music]

[Music] all right

all right

all right [Music]

[Music]

[Music] please tell me then where do i start

please tell me then where do i start

please tell me then where do i start to them what matters

to them what matters

to them what matters is how you look

oh elena this is all so expensive it's

oh elena this is all so expensive it's

oh elena this is all so expensive it's all right don't worry let's go upstairs

all right don't worry let's go upstairs

all right don't worry let's go upstairs [Music]

[Music]

[Music] let's get you shoes

let's get you shoes

let's get you shoes [Music]

[Music]

[Music] do you like it let's take it

do you like it let's take it

do you like it let's take it hello

come on

come on

come on enough with the gossip

enough with the gossip

enough with the gossip [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hello everyone oh

hello everyone oh

hello everyone oh oh hello diana you're literally glowing

oh hello diana you're literally glowing

oh hello diana you're literally glowing you look stunning did you happen to win

you look stunning did you happen to win

you look stunning did you happen to win the lottery oh not yet but i am hoping

the lottery oh not yet but i am hoping

the lottery oh not yet but i am hoping that i'll win it soon thanks i hope lady

that i'll win it soon thanks i hope lady

that i'll win it soon thanks i hope lady luck finds her way here thank you very

luck finds her way here thank you very

luck finds her way here thank you very much

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] look at you you look gorgeous oh thank

look at you you look gorgeous oh thank

look at you you look gorgeous oh thank you you look gorgeous

look what i have for you

look what i have for you

look what i have for you what's this

what's this

what's this it's who not what

it's who not what

it's who not what potential fathers of your child

potential fathers of your child

potential fathers of your child carefully picked by me

carefully picked by me

carefully picked by me they're all clients of my bank look over

they're all clients of my bank look over

they're all clients of my bank look over here

here

here he is rich and handsome

he is rich and handsome

he is rich and handsome a rare combination do you like him

a rare combination do you like him

a rare combination do you like him let's move on then

let's move on then

let's move on then look

look

look large business in russia and overseas

large business in russia and overseas

large business in russia and overseas not bad

not bad

not bad well you don't like him

well you don't like him

well you don't like him we'll keep him as a last resort all

we'll keep him as a last resort all

we'll keep him as a last resort all right this one's my favorite an athlete

right this one's my favorite an athlete

right this one's my favorite an athlete handsome and rich

handsome and rich

handsome and rich has a nice business what do you think

has a nice business what do you think

has a nice business what do you think don't you like him

don't you like him

don't you like him well this one

look this one

look this one

look this one he looks interesting you know this one

he looks interesting you know this one

he looks interesting you know this one vladimir tomlin

philologist translator from a

philologist translator from a

philologist translator from a professor's family

professor's family

professor's family his father left him quite a nice

his father left him quite a nice

his father left him quite a nice inheritance however miss elena money is

inheritance however miss elena money is

inheritance however miss elena money is not a selling point for me it's not

not a selling point for me it's not

not a selling point for me it's not he's the one then

he's the one then

he's the one then yeah

yeah

yeah well all right i'll arrange it

well all right i'll arrange it

well all right i'll arrange it hello vladimir i'm glad to see you hello

hello vladimir i'm glad to see you hello

hello vladimir i'm glad to see you hello it's been a while since you've graced us

it's been a while since you've graced us

it's been a while since you've graced us with your presence your employees work

with your presence your employees work

with your presence your employees work so well remotely that i don't need them

so well remotely that i don't need them

so well remotely that i don't need them to come with you

to come with you

to come with you uh

uh

uh i believe we've got an interesting offer

i believe we've got an interesting offer

i believe we've got an interesting offer for you

for you

for you uh meet diana she'll tell you everything

uh meet diana she'll tell you everything

uh meet diana she'll tell you everything in detail vladimir diana hello sir i'm

in detail vladimir diana hello sir i'm

in detail vladimir diana hello sir i'm diana

diana

diana vladimir

vladimir

vladimir step over here it's a better place for

step over here it's a better place for

step over here it's a better place for conversations

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] sit down but this is my client uh go

sit down but this is my client uh go

sit down but this is my client uh go have a smoke for a minute but i don't

have a smoke for a minute but i don't

have a smoke for a minute but i don't smoke good for you no go take a break

so here's how you live

so here's how you live

so here's how you live vladimir tomlin you've settled quite

vladimir tomlin you've settled quite

vladimir tomlin you've settled quite nicely

nicely

nicely what freeze stop stand and wait for me

what freeze stop stand and wait for me

what freeze stop stand and wait for me hey stop

hey stop

hey stop a cycling philologist

a cycling philologist

a cycling philologist let's go

let's go

let's go let's go

let's go

let's go so what now

what now

what now

what now we'll stick to our plan why are you

we'll stick to our plan why are you

we'll stick to our plan why are you worrying huh

worrying huh

worrying huh we'll make you a baby a beautiful one

we'll make you a baby a beautiful one

we'll make you a baby a beautiful one you need patience lots of patience to

you need patience lots of patience to

you need patience lots of patience to catch this one

catch this one

catch this one [Music]

auntie are you all right what go with

auntie are you all right what go with

auntie are you all right what go with your parents

your parents

your parents [Music]

hey are you okay

hey are you okay

hey are you okay damn

damn

damn [Music]

hey lady wait wait wait wait wait wait

hey lady wait wait wait wait wait wait

hey lady wait wait wait wait wait wait easy

easy

easy easy there oh

easy there oh

easy there oh hey i know you

hey i know you

hey i know you this is really unexpected

what diana isn't he oh yeah

what diana isn't he oh yeah

what diana isn't he oh yeah why are you jumping in front of bikes

why are you jumping in front of bikes

why are you jumping in front of bikes huh you could have killed yourself what

huh you could have killed yourself what

huh you could have killed yourself what all right then

all right then

all right then what are you gonna do do you need

what are you gonna do do you need

what are you gonna do do you need someone to pick you up

someone to pick you up

someone to pick you up uh no there's no one to call i'll just

uh no there's no one to call i'll just

uh no there's no one to call i'll just walk ah are you okay oh my look let's

walk ah are you okay oh my look let's

walk ah are you okay oh my look let's call an ambulance no no no no ambulance

call an ambulance no no no no ambulance

call an ambulance no no no no ambulance please what are we gonna do then

please what are we gonna do then

please what are we gonna do then uh you have to administer first aid what

uh you have to administer first aid what

uh you have to administer first aid what else

right

right

right uh here you go thank you this here is

uh here you go thank you this here is

uh here you go thank you this here is rich

rich

rich his name's rich i'm sorry for having

his name's rich i'm sorry for having

his name's rich i'm sorry for having such a mess here i just uh i wasn't

such a mess here i just uh i wasn't

such a mess here i just uh i wasn't expecting guests you know

expecting guests you know

expecting guests you know okay hold on huh well

okay hold on huh well

okay hold on huh well it's not here uh all right uh do you

it's not here uh all right uh do you

it's not here uh all right uh do you want some medicine what

want some medicine what

want some medicine what uh i have valerian root i'm in no what

uh i have valerian root i'm in no what

uh i have valerian root i'm in no what for all right

for all right

for all right i'm sorry it's a mess too

i'm sorry it's a mess too

i'm sorry it's a mess too hey

hey

hey right

right

right hold on ah hey it's here

hold on ah hey it's here

hold on ah hey it's here here it is

here it is

here it is i got it

i got it

i got it all right get lost get lost rich go go

all right get lost get lost rich go go

all right get lost get lost rich go go he loves smelling other people's feet

he loves smelling other people's feet

he loves smelling other people's feet all right

all right

all right here you go

here you go

here you go i'll give you some peroxide too if you

i'll give you some peroxide too if you

i'll give you some peroxide too if you want i don't remember how it's done

want i don't remember how it's done

want i don't remember how it's done into the wound

into the wound

into the wound or around it

or around it

or around it what do you think

what do you think

what do you think pour it right there yeah okay let's do

pour it right there yeah okay let's do

pour it right there yeah okay let's do it

it

it carefully

my grandma did this when i was a kid oh

is it all right

is it all right

is it all right thank you yes all right this goes there

thank you yes all right this goes there

thank you yes all right this goes there good now the leg

good now the leg

good now the leg all right look uh

all right look uh

all right look uh i'm gonna touch the leg now

i'm gonna touch the leg now

i'm gonna touch the leg now uh

uh

uh is this okay

is this okay

is this okay tell me whether it hurts or not all

tell me whether it hurts or not all

tell me whether it hurts or not all right mm-hmm

right mm-hmm

right mm-hmm does it hurt

does it hurt

does it hurt is there it now

is there it now

is there it now and how about now

and how about now

and how about now [Music]

ah

ah

ah it's okay it's all right it's just uh

it's okay it's all right it's just uh

it's okay it's all right it's just uh you've dislocated your joints i only

you've dislocated your joints i only

you've dislocated your joints i only needed to fit it back in yeah i saw them

needed to fit it back in yeah i saw them

needed to fit it back in yeah i saw them do it in the movies

do it in the movies

do it in the movies yeah yeah how are you

huh

it's fine

it's fine

it's fine it just takes a bit you know we'll euro

it just takes a bit you know we'll euro

it just takes a bit you know we'll euro cover soon there's nothing serious

cover soon there's nothing serious

cover soon there's nothing serious thankfully

thankfully

thankfully while i bandage your leg you'll listen

while i bandage your leg you'll listen

while i bandage your leg you'll listen to a small little lecture about the fact

to a small little lecture about the fact

to a small little lecture about the fact that a runner is a danger for everyone

that a runner is a danger for everyone

that a runner is a danger for everyone not just for themselves

not just for themselves

not just for themselves well actually

well actually

well actually you were the one who ran over me i was

you were the one who ran over me i was

you were the one who ran over me i was just trying to improve my health how

just trying to improve my health how

just trying to improve my health how long have you been doing that for a long

long have you been doing that for a long

long have you been doing that for a long time for almost a week

time for almost a week

time for almost a week i see

that's it

that's it

that's it let's check it out okay

yeah

yeah

yeah you all ready

you all ready

you all ready oh does it hurt we'll sit down i'll call

oh does it hurt we'll sit down i'll call

oh does it hurt we'll sit down i'll call you a cab oh don't don't do that okay

you a cab oh don't don't do that okay

you a cab oh don't don't do that okay thank you i can call a cab myself

thank you i can call a cab myself

thank you i can call a cab myself [Music]

[Music]

[Music] diana but uh

maybe you and i can have a cup of coffee

maybe you and i can have a cup of coffee

maybe you and i can have a cup of coffee [Music]

she's a strange woman right rich right

[Music]

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god try to be a bit more careful next time

try to be a bit more careful next time

try to be a bit more careful next time and do it without harming yourself

and do it without harming yourself

and do it without harming yourself that's nothing

that's nothing

that's nothing on the other hand vladimir is feeling

on the other hand vladimir is feeling

on the other hand vladimir is feeling guilty now

guilty now

guilty now good job you're learning quickly

good job you're learning quickly

good job you're learning quickly what's your next move

what's your next move

what's your next move what's next in a week when the leg

what's next in a week when the leg

what's next in a week when the leg recovers i'll remind him about me

recovers i'll remind him about me

recovers i'll remind him about me have you been reading the book that i

have you been reading the book that i

have you been reading the book that i gave you

gave you

gave you i've learned it by heart

i've learned it by heart

i've learned it by heart let him feel the guilt when he first

let him feel the guilt when he first

let him feel the guilt when he first meets you then he'll get used to me and

meets you then he'll get used to me and

meets you then he'll get used to me and then and then i am going to make him

then and then i am going to make him

then and then i am going to make him long for me

long for me

long for me good girl come on in

good girl come on in

good girl come on in liza

liza

liza make us some tea

make us some tea

make us some tea sit down and talk to me

oh

oh

oh stop

stop

stop and i was wondering where he went

and i was wondering where he went

and i was wondering where he went hey there hello hello look how happy it

hey there hello hello look how happy it

hey there hello hello look how happy it is to see you all right i'm happy too

is to see you all right i'm happy too

is to see you all right i'm happy too actually you just disappeared

actually you just disappeared

actually you just disappeared i see that your forehead has recovered

i see that your forehead has recovered

i see that your forehead has recovered and your leg too we were worried right

and your leg too we were worried right

and your leg too we were worried right rich

rich

rich you didn't leave us your address or

you didn't leave us your address or

you didn't leave us your address or phone number nothing

phone number nothing

phone number nothing yeah

yeah

yeah away from the lady get away

away from the lady get away

away from the lady get away normally he's not very comfortable with

normally he's not very comfortable with

normally he's not very comfortable with strangers but no no that's fine animals

strangers but no no that's fine animals

strangers but no no that's fine animals love me it's called love at first sight

love me it's called love at first sight

love me it's called love at first sight i mean it's second sign right

i mean it's second sign right

i mean it's second sign right well uh i have no other explanation for

well uh i have no other explanation for

well uh i have no other explanation for it but uh

it but uh

it but uh he's got good taste right

he's got good taste right

he's got good taste right which he got not surprisingly

which he got not surprisingly

which he got not surprisingly from his good master rich

from his good master rich

from his good master rich you'll have to walk us over to your

you'll have to walk us over to your

you'll have to walk us over to your house or he won't leave you alone it

house or he won't leave you alone it

house or he won't leave you alone it would be my pleasure

would be my pleasure

would be my pleasure i'll do anything to avoid sports i can

i'll do anything to avoid sports i can

i'll do anything to avoid sports i can even walk you to moscow if you want me

even walk you to moscow if you want me

even walk you to moscow if you want me to maybe it's your approach that makes

to maybe it's your approach that makes

to maybe it's your approach that makes you avoid them yeah is it maybe i wrote

you avoid them yeah is it maybe i wrote

you avoid them yeah is it maybe i wrote a book on the subject

a book on the subject

a book on the subject the title is uh

the title is uh

the title is uh sports for beginners a bestseller

sports for beginners a bestseller

sports for beginners a bestseller a book not sports that's right

a book not sports that's right

a book not sports that's right so i'm supposed to believe you can you

so i'm supposed to believe you can you

so i'm supposed to believe you can you tell me what i'm doing wrong in your own

tell me what i'm doing wrong in your own

tell me what i'm doing wrong in your own words no problem it's just your

words no problem it's just your

words no problem it's just your motivation is all wrong let's go

speaking of motivation

speaking of motivation

speaking of motivation if we get back to the warm-up why do we

if we get back to the warm-up why do we

if we get back to the warm-up why do we need it

need it

need it let's recollect our table book

let's recollect our table book

let's recollect our table book sports for beginners

sports for beginners

sports for beginners in addition to warming up

in addition to warming up

in addition to warming up all of your muscles you also

all of your muscles you also

all of your muscles you also warm up your

warm up your

warm up your capillary vessels diana

wait wait wait wait where are you going

wait wait wait wait where are you going

wait wait wait wait where are you going vana

believe it you can do it don't stop now

believe it you can do it don't stop now

believe it you can do it don't stop now where's your willpower follow me huh

where's your willpower follow me huh

where's your willpower follow me huh come on

come on

come on at this rate i'm i'm gonna die before

at this rate i'm i'm gonna die before

at this rate i'm i'm gonna die before ever getting pregnant

ever getting pregnant

ever getting pregnant diana move it one

two

two

two and one more three

sorry hi

hello

how are you

i won't be able to come today sorry

i won't be able to come today sorry

i won't be able to come today sorry i've got a cold my throat ex

say hi to richie for me too i miss him

say hi to richie for me too i miss him

say hi to richie for me too i miss him so much tell him i miss him here

all right then so goodbye i have to go

all right then so goodbye i have to go

all right then so goodbye i have to go go some salt water all right then bye

well rich she misses us too man

it's not a good day to run right

it's not a good day to run right

it's not a good day to run right rich

rich

rich let's go

home let's go

[Music]

hmm

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] why are you driving so harshly well

why are you driving so harshly well

why are you driving so harshly well because you're arguing again that's why

because you're arguing again that's why

because you're arguing again that's why we're having this conversation i'm not

we're having this conversation i'm not

we're having this conversation i'm not arguing okay enough

arguing okay enough

arguing okay enough come here i asked you to go slower you

come here i asked you to go slower you

come here i asked you to go slower you got a baby on board shut your mouth

are you coming

[Music]

i'm coming what do you want

[Music]

don't worry i'll show you and tell you

don't worry i'll show you and tell you

don't worry i'll show you and tell you everything here's her desk that's weird

everything here's her desk that's weird

everything here's her desk that's weird she was here a moment ago

she was here a moment ago

she was here a moment ago uh lina have you seen diana

uh lina have you seen diana

uh lina have you seen diana no

no

no ah there she is diana why are you

ah there she is diana why are you

ah there she is diana why are you creeping under the table you've got a

creeping under the table you've got a

creeping under the table you've got a client

client

client uh hello

uh hello

uh hello hello

hello

hello are you

are you

are you hiding

hiding

hiding under the table from me uh no i was just

under the table from me uh no i was just

under the table from me uh no i was just uh

uh

uh do you need any help

do you need any help

do you need any help uh yeah i need you to uh come in

oh oh wow

oh oh wow

oh oh wow so you really speak five languages

almost six languages

almost six languages

almost six languages but it doesn't matter actually it's uh

it's not difficult for me it's just

it's not difficult for me it's just

it's not difficult for me it's just certain groups of languages have the

certain groups of languages have the

certain groups of languages have the same linguistic structure therefore

same linguistic structure therefore

same linguistic structure therefore if you know english it'll be very easy

if you know english it'll be very easy

if you know english it'll be very easy for you to translate that

am i boring you to death here

am i boring you to death here

am i boring you to death here no it's really interesting it's just

no it's really interesting it's just

no it's really interesting it's just well uh

well uh

well uh [Music]

[Music]

[Music] well i i only know three languages

well i i only know three languages

well i i only know three languages written english oral english and

written english oral english and

written english oral english and swearing english

swearing english

swearing english why have you stopped picking up my phone

why have you stopped picking up my phone

why have you stopped picking up my phone calls

tell me

are you going out with someone else

when you ask about

when you ask about

when you ask about going out with someone else are you

going out with someone else are you

going out with someone else are you implying that i'm with you

implying that i'm with you

implying that i'm with you that we're together

that we're together

that we're together i'm the linguist here

i'm the linguist here

i'm the linguist here but that is basically the gist of what i

but that is basically the gist of what i

but that is basically the gist of what i am saying yes

am saying yes

am saying yes there is no one

there is no one

there is no one and there can be no one

and there can be no one

and there can be no one because i

i apologize

i apologize

i apologize [Music]

what was that for

what was that for

what was that for what

well

well

well your lips just happened to kiss my lips

your lips just happened to kiss my lips

your lips just happened to kiss my lips really

so what

i was testing a theory that's all

i was testing a theory that's all

i was testing a theory that's all yeah so what now is your theory

yeah so what now is your theory

yeah so what now is your theory foolproof or what

well what's this say

well what's this say

well what's this say actually to be quite honest i uh

how about

how about

how about we go to my place and

we go to my place and

we go to my place and conduct further research for the

conduct further research for the

conduct further research for the experiment

experiment

experiment [Music]

[Music]

[Music] no

why are you so reserved it's

why are you so reserved it's

why are you so reserved it's a little offensive actually

because i've got an important

because i've got an important

because i've got an important thing i have to do

thing i have to do

thing i have to do at night

at night

at night well yeah

okay then

you wanna go to the movies the last row

you wanna go to the movies the last row

you wanna go to the movies the last row the last show time

we'll see how

we'll see how

we'll see how you behave

you behave

you behave mr vladimir

can i at least walk you no thanks

can i at least walk you no thanks

can i at least walk you no thanks i can go on my own

hello

hello

hello hello

hello

hello elena good evening how are you i need to

elena good evening how are you i need to

elena good evening how are you i need to talk to you right now please

well have you decided

well have you decided

well have you decided yeah

yeah

yeah i've decided for sure

i've decided for sure

i've decided for sure but i'm not sure what if he doesn't want

but i'm not sure what if he doesn't want

but i'm not sure what if he doesn't want me what are you saying

there are no words that are as magical

there are no words that are as magical

there are no words that are as magical as

as

as sex without obligations for a man just

sex without obligations for a man just

sex without obligations for a man just make it clear to him that this is an

make it clear to him that this is an

make it clear to him that this is an adventure for you and that you don't

adventure for you and that you don't

adventure for you and that you don't want a serious relationship for all the

want a serious relationship for all the

want a serious relationship for all the money in the world it will all be fine

money in the world it will all be fine

money in the world it will all be fine well yeah

it will never happen again

it will never happen again

it will never happen again [Music]

one second

wow

wow

wow is this you yeah

is this you yeah

is this you yeah what brings you here you had some

what brings you here you had some

what brings you here you had some merchant business right

merchant business right

merchant business right my business is with you

oh

oh

oh well

well

well oh

oh

oh what a gorgeous dress

what a gorgeous dress

what a gorgeous dress [Music]

[Music]

[Music] yeah i'll call you back bye

yeah i'll call you back bye

yeah i'll call you back bye hello

hello

hello hey there

please allow me

please allow me

please allow me thank you

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

so

do

do

do [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and somehow it's still not working

and somehow it's still not working

and somehow it's still not working [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

i don't know what else to do

well my dear

well my dear

well my dear it's not so easy do you take vitamins i

it's not so easy do you take vitamins i

it's not so easy do you take vitamins i take everything

we have to think of something else

we have to think of something else

we have to think of something else well don't panic

well don't panic

well don't panic let me call your gynecologist perhaps

let me call your gynecologist perhaps

let me call your gynecologist perhaps she'll give some advice hmm

how are you

how are you

how are you wait just a second

wait just a second

wait just a second come on the dinner's ready

come on the dinner's ready

come on the dinner's ready didn't your mom teach you manners

didn't your mom teach you manners

didn't your mom teach you manners give me that

give me that

give me that don't spoil your appetite before eating

don't spoil your appetite before eating

don't spoil your appetite before eating okay

okay

okay no she didn't

no she didn't

no she didn't my mom used to say first cup first surf

you know

it's an amazing thing what is

we've met very recently ryan

we've met very recently ryan

we've met very recently ryan yeah well i got a feeling that

yeah well i got a feeling that

yeah well i got a feeling that i don't know i've known you forever

i don't know i've known you forever

i don't know i've known you forever you're so light

i don't know you don't try to to get

i don't know you don't try to to get

i don't know you don't try to to get into my life you don't ask silly

into my life you don't ask silly

into my life you don't ask silly questions i i don't know i i've never

questions i i don't know i i've never

questions i i don't know i i've never had such

had such

had such relations

relations

relations before

before

before you before this you know uh you know

you before this you know uh you know

you before this you know uh you know what uh

get this

get this

get this no one has ever cooked dinner for me

no one has ever cooked dinner for me

no one has ever cooked dinner for me by the way something's burning in the

by the way something's burning in the

by the way something's burning in the kitchen right now you should check it

kitchen right now you should check it

kitchen right now you should check it out

out

out you're right

you're right

you're right you want to just let it burn

you want to just let it burn

you want to just let it burn take a look at it

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] yeah

yeah

yeah oh elena you picked a bad time to call

oh elena you picked a bad time to call

oh elena you picked a bad time to call me i'm leaving tomorrow therefore i need

me i'm leaving tomorrow therefore i need

me i'm leaving tomorrow therefore i need you to listen to me now i've talked to

you to listen to me now i've talked to

you to listen to me now i've talked to the gynecologist she says that intimacy

the gynecologist she says that intimacy

the gynecologist she says that intimacy more often than once a week greatly

more often than once a week greatly

more often than once a week greatly reduces the chances of getting pregnant

reduces the chances of getting pregnant

reduces the chances of getting pregnant wow really

wow really

wow really i've been trying as hard as i can the

i've been trying as hard as i can the

i've been trying as hard as i can the more the better i thought so i need to

more the better i thought so i need to

more the better i thought so i need to reduce the amount of sex to finally get

reduce the amount of sex to finally get

reduce the amount of sex to finally get pregnant then

pregnant then

pregnant then it is funny isn't it

what's wrong

what's wrong

what's wrong [Music]

[Music]

[Music] nothing

hold on

so you're

so you're

so you're trying to get pregnant by me

trying to get pregnant by me

trying to get pregnant by me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and then

and then

and then what you're gonna demand that i marry

what you're gonna demand that i marry

what you're gonna demand that i marry you right

now get away from me okay

now get away from me okay

now get away from me okay don't

don't

don't [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and here i was wondering where you came

and here i was wondering where you came

and here i was wondering where you came from always smiling

from always smiling

from always smiling [Music]

[Music]

[Music] no she's not interested in diamonds

no she's not interested in diamonds

no she's not interested in diamonds you can't drag her into a restaurant

you can't drag her into a restaurant

you can't drag her into a restaurant well but we've been to one yeah yeah

well but we've been to one yeah yeah

well but we've been to one yeah yeah once i thought it was a miracle i even

once i thought it was a miracle i even

once i thought it was a miracle i even thanked god i met a normal woman and it

thanked god i met a normal woman and it

thanked god i met a normal woman and it turns out that she's just

vladimir now don't touch me

vladimir now don't touch me

vladimir now don't touch me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] but just get out

but just get out

but just get out let me explain everything to you what

let me explain everything to you what

let me explain everything to you what are you gonna explain to me i've heard

are you gonna explain to me i've heard

are you gonna explain to me i've heard it all already

go away

go away

go away please just leave my house i'm asking

please just leave my house i'm asking

please just leave my house i'm asking nicely

just hold on let me explain it to you

just hold on let me explain it to you

just hold on let me explain it to you first

first

first i don't need anything from you i just

i don't need anything from you i just

i don't need anything from you i just need a child i want a kid for myself

need a child i want a kid for myself

need a child i want a kid for myself so you're just saying that you would get

so you're just saying that you would get

so you're just saying that you would get pregnant by me and then just go away

pregnant by me and then just go away

pregnant by me and then just go away don't be ridiculous

you're insane

you're insane

you're insane you even have a fitting name diana

you even have a fitting name diana

you even have a fitting name diana the goddess of the hunt the hunt for men

the goddess of the hunt the hunt for men

the goddess of the hunt the hunt for men what

what

what just take a look at yourself

just take a look at yourself

just take a look at yourself have you ever seen yourself from the

have you ever seen yourself from the

have you ever seen yourself from the outside you're so afraid of losing your

outside you're so afraid of losing your

outside you're so afraid of losing your freedom that you're going to

freedom that you're going to

freedom that you're going to rot alone in your apartment just like a

rot alone in your apartment just like a

rot alone in your apartment just like a mole i don't understand

mole i don't understand

mole i don't understand i don't understand you why are all men

i don't understand you why are all men

i don't understand you why are all men like that

like that

like that do you want me to write a paper

do you want me to write a paper

do you want me to write a paper certifying that i don't need anything

certifying that i don't need anything

certifying that i don't need anything from you or that you you

from you or that you you

from you or that you you can't you spare a bit of your sperm

listen lady

listen lady

listen lady you do know there's such a thing as a

you do know there's such a thing as a

you do know there's such a thing as a donor bank

donor bank

donor bank you can get sperm for free there

you can get sperm for free there

you can get sperm for free there you should go

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey you guys called me over here we want

hey you guys called me over here we want

hey you guys called me over here we want to hear all the juicy details from you

to hear all the juicy details from you

to hear all the juicy details from you the intimate ones preferably

the intimate ones preferably

the intimate ones preferably ladies i had nothing to tell you before

ladies i had nothing to tell you before

ladies i had nothing to tell you before now i have even less i'm sorry oh come

now i have even less i'm sorry oh come

now i have even less i'm sorry oh come on do we have to torture you as if there

on do we have to torture you as if there

on do we have to torture you as if there was nothing between you he's there

was nothing between you he's there

was nothing between you he's there standing in the hall right now

hold this

[Laughter]

so why me

so why me

so why me well

well

well it's

it's

it's because you're healthy

because you're healthy

because you're healthy you're athletic you run and swim

you're athletic you run and swim

you're athletic you run and swim it's important and you're

it's important and you're

it's important and you're you're clever

you're clever

you're clever and

and

and you have beautiful eyes

you have beautiful eyes

you have beautiful eyes i'd love my child to have eyes like

i'd love my child to have eyes like

i'd love my child to have eyes like yours i'm really in love with light eyes

yours i'm really in love with light eyes

yours i'm really in love with light eyes so you just chose me like a horse at a

so you just chose me like a horse at a

so you just chose me like a horse at a stable did you take into consideration

stable did you take into consideration

stable did you take into consideration my teeth

my teeth

my teeth oh of course you have right

oh of course you have right

oh of course you have right did you come here to batman no not at

did you come here to batman no not at

did you come here to batman no not at all no

all no

all no i came

i came

i came uh

uh

uh look i've been thinking we should have

look i've been thinking we should have

look i've been thinking we should have handled yesterday differently

handled yesterday differently

handled yesterday differently yeah

yeah

yeah yeah

yeah

yeah and i agree

and i agree

and i agree i've also been thinking about the baby

i've also been thinking about the baby

i've also been thinking about the baby i realized that this wasn't in your plan

i realized that this wasn't in your plan

i realized that this wasn't in your plan of course

of course

of course but i

but i

but i i would like to have the baby too

i would like to have the baby too

i would like to have the baby too you too

you too

you too yeah

yeah

yeah you just described my lonely future so

you just described my lonely future so

you just described my lonely future so vividly to me yesterday that i thought i

vividly to me yesterday that i thought i

vividly to me yesterday that i thought i could use a baby you know

could use a baby you know

could use a baby you know i think it'll keep me busy all right

i think it'll keep me busy all right

i think it'll keep me busy all right we just have to

we just have to

we just have to discuss everything in detail yeah

discuss everything in detail yeah

discuss everything in detail yeah are you all ready

are you all ready

are you all ready me yeah

me yeah

me yeah no

no

no oh then perhaps

oh then perhaps

oh then perhaps we should when you finish

we should when you finish

we should when you finish okay all right then i'll be waiting for

okay all right then i'll be waiting for

okay all right then i'll be waiting for you here okay

agreed i agree

all right

all right

all right well what are we looking at here i'll

well what are we looking at here i'll

well what are we looking at here i'll take care of the pregnancy costs

take care of the pregnancy costs

take care of the pregnancy costs the doctors carriages vitamins and other

the doctors carriages vitamins and other

the doctors carriages vitamins and other stuff you won't have much of an income

stuff you won't have much of an income

stuff you won't have much of an income while pregnant

while pregnant

while pregnant well why wouldn't i i do have savings

well why wouldn't i i do have savings

well why wouldn't i i do have savings yeah you can keep them

yeah you can keep them

yeah you can keep them in return i demand that you officially

in return i demand that you officially

in return i demand that you officially recognize me as the father of the child

recognize me as the father of the child

recognize me as the father of the child all you have to do is write an

all you have to do is write an

all you have to do is write an application for the registry office

application for the registry office

application for the registry office all right i'll sign everything

just stop looking at me like that

just stop looking at me like that

just stop looking at me like that do you want me to sign everything right

do you want me to sign everything right

do you want me to sign everything right now

now

now and i want you to understand there can

and i want you to understand there can

and i want you to understand there can be no love or other nonsense of that

be no love or other nonsense of that

be no love or other nonsense of that kind okay

kind okay

kind okay and so on

and so on

and so on you got it we're done with the figures

you got it we're done with the figures

you got it we're done with the figures so let's get down to business right

again

again

again well what were you expecting let's go

[Music]

uh

uh

uh [Music]

hello

what is it i'm pregnant

what is it i'm pregnant

what is it i'm pregnant really

my congratulations i finally did it

my congratulations i finally did it

my congratulations i finally did it right

what

what

what it's over now we don't need affection

it's over now we don't need affection

it's over now we don't need affection we're gonna have a baby

we're gonna have a baby

we're gonna have a baby congratulations partner

congratulations partner

congratulations partner all right

all right

all right that's right

so what uh i was nervous of course what

so what uh i was nervous of course what

so what uh i was nervous of course what do you think

do you think

do you think i was sitting there thinking what are

i was sitting there thinking what are

i was sitting there thinking what are you gonna say

well

hello dionna

hello dionna

hello dionna hello sergey sergey didn't i ask you to

hello sergey sergey didn't i ask you to

hello sergey sergey didn't i ask you to bring the bottle

bring the bottle

bring the bottle hello diana

hello diana

hello diana hello katya

hello katya

hello katya how are you

how are you

how are you long time no see

long time no see

long time no see we're doing wonderfully actually ryan

we're doing wonderfully actually ryan

we're doing wonderfully actually ryan i'm vladimir by the way oh right let me

i'm vladimir by the way oh right let me

i'm vladimir by the way oh right let me introduce you this is uh katya and

introduce you this is uh katya and

introduce you this is uh katya and sergey nice to meet you nice to meet you

sergey nice to meet you nice to meet you

sergey nice to meet you nice to meet you i who are you to her

i who are you to her

i who are you to her taxi driver

taxi driver

taxi driver or a colleague perhaps

excuse me but who are you to ask

excuse me but who are you to ask

excuse me but who are you to ask personal questions like that

personal questions like that

personal questions like that there's no need for a scene why do you

there's no need for a scene why do you

there's no need for a scene why do you care about who he is oh i got it he's

care about who he is oh i got it he's

care about who he is oh i got it he's he's your ex right

he's your ex right

he's your ex right yeah right sir sergey right yeah yeah

yeah right sir sergey right yeah yeah

yeah right sir sergey right yeah yeah i've heard a lot about you dude i'm not

i've heard a lot about you dude i'm not

i've heard a lot about you dude i'm not her husband yet but i do hope i will be

her husband yet but i do hope i will be

her husband yet but i do hope i will be soon you know just like a happy father

soon you know just like a happy father

soon you know just like a happy father we're coming from the maternity center

we're coming from the maternity center

we're coming from the maternity center right now congratulations

right now congratulations

right now congratulations we're very glad right

we're very glad right

we're very glad right thank you so much excuse us we're in a

thank you so much excuse us we're in a

thank you so much excuse us we're in a hurry people are waiting for us

goodbye let's go goodbye come on sergey

goodbye let's go goodbye come on sergey

goodbye let's go goodbye come on sergey don't make a scene i'll do what i want i

don't make a scene i'll do what i want i

don't make a scene i'll do what i want i said let's go so let's go

thank you for lying

thank you for lying

thank you for lying what do you mean

what do you mean

what do you mean i mean when you said that you were

i mean when you said that you were

i mean when you said that you were dreaming

dreaming

dreaming of becoming my husband

of becoming my husband

of becoming my husband ah that's nothing it's a white lie

wait are you still in love with him

wait are you still in love with him

wait are you still in love with him me

me

me oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah i had extra viewers on me

well i don't know no

well i don't know no

well i don't know no [Music]

i don't know anyway i just want him to

i don't know anyway i just want him to

i don't know anyway i just want him to think that i'm all right

think that i'm all right

think that i'm all right that's right

that's right

that's right but i wasn't lying

but i wasn't lying

but i wasn't lying [Music]

what

what

what [Music]

[Music]

[Music] policies in the third box

policies in the third box

policies in the third box i'll be back all right

i'll be back all right

i'll be back all right i'm waiting

so

hello diana hello you're looking good

hello diana hello you're looking good

hello diana hello you're looking good thank you how are you i'm doing good

i'm glad everything worked for you at

i'm glad everything worked for you at

i'm glad everything worked for you at least your kid has some kind of father

least your kid has some kind of father

least your kid has some kind of father and you'll have some money

and you'll have some money

and you'll have some money it's not about money it just played out

it's not about money it just played out

it's not about money it just played out that way funny how things are yeah i

that way funny how things are yeah i

that way funny how things are yeah i understand keep telling everyone that

understand keep telling everyone that

understand keep telling everyone that you have nothing to do with it hey miss

you have nothing to do with it hey miss

you have nothing to do with it hey miss elena

elena

elena are you feeling all right because you

are you feeling all right because you

are you feeling all right because you don't look very well oh yeah well dear

don't look very well oh yeah well dear

don't look very well oh yeah well dear i got here and

i got here and

i got here and katya just went completely crazy about

katya just went completely crazy about

katya just went completely crazy about everything what does she want sergey's

everything what does she want sergey's

everything what does she want sergey's working helping her with the baby puts

working helping her with the baby puts

working helping her with the baby puts food on the table she just can't get

food on the table she just can't get

food on the table she just can't get enough you know what i mean

enough you know what i mean

enough you know what i mean he regrets it so much that he let you

he regrets it so much that he let you

he regrets it so much that he let you slip away he didn't want to deal with

slip away he didn't want to deal with

slip away he didn't want to deal with her at all but she made him marry her it

her at all but she made him marry her it

her at all but she made him marry her it just played out like that of course he

just played out like that of course he

just played out like that of course he had no job let bygones be bygones miss

had no job let bygones be bygones miss

had no job let bygones be bygones miss elena i'm not holding any grudges at all

elena i'm not holding any grudges at all

elena i'm not holding any grudges at all he came to you you know to me

he came to you you know to me

he came to you you know to me i live with vladimir now and we just

i live with vladimir now and we just

i live with vladimir now and we just dropped by to take some things for the

dropped by to take some things for the

dropped by to take some things for the maternity home katya is applying for

maternity home katya is applying for

maternity home katya is applying for divorce

divorce

divorce sergey started drinking it's bad

sergey started drinking it's bad

sergey started drinking it's bad diana could you talk to him he'll listen

diana could you talk to him he'll listen

diana could you talk to him he'll listen to you see him at least will you if you

to you see him at least will you if you

to you see him at least will you if you still love me at least a little

hello

hello

hello hello

hello

hello elena what brings you here hi oh you

elena what brings you here hi oh you

elena what brings you here hi oh you know

know

know good luck

hey what's wrong with her

hey what's wrong with her

hey what's wrong with her what did she want

what oh vladimir i'm gonna stay here

what oh vladimir i'm gonna stay here

what oh vladimir i'm gonna stay here tonight all right look stop with the

tonight all right look stop with the

tonight all right look stop with the nonsense here

nonsense here

nonsense here i'll make dinner and you'll have a

i'll make dinner and you'll have a

i'll make dinner and you'll have a proper rest and then we can

proper rest and then we can

proper rest and then we can no i just want to be alone before the

no i just want to be alone before the

no i just want to be alone before the maternity home what did she tell you

maternity home what did she tell you

maternity home what did she tell you nothing it's fine

i'll call you later yeah yeah take the

i'll call you later yeah yeah take the

i'll call you later yeah yeah take the keys then

hello hello there

we're getting divorced

we're getting divorced

we're getting divorced have you heard

i thought you might want to know about

i thought you might want to know about

i thought you might want to know about it

and why would that be

and why would that be

and why would that be why are you so cold huh

i've come to make peace

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] i want everything to go back

don't worry

don't worry

don't worry i'll adopt the child

if that guy is going to pay alimony of

if that guy is going to pay alimony of

if that guy is going to pay alimony of course

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you're saying

that katya left you

that katya left you

that katya left you and you decided to come to me

and you decided to come to me

and you decided to come to me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you think that foolish diana

you think that foolish diana

you think that foolish diana forgot and forgave everything

forgot and forgave everything

forgot and forgave everything that i'm ready to bow down to you for

that i'm ready to bow down to you for

that i'm ready to bow down to you for leaving me back then for my best friend

leaving me back then for my best friend

leaving me back then for my best friend what are you talking about

what are you talking about

what are you talking about is it because of him yeah

is it because of him yeah

is it because of him yeah he loves me

he loves me

he loves me he actually cares about me

he actually cares about me

he actually cares about me he he actually loves my child

he he actually loves my child

he he actually loves my child he treats me like i matter stop playing

he treats me like i matter stop playing

he treats me like i matter stop playing hard to get

you think i don't know anything you're

you think i don't know anything you're

you think i don't know anything you're being used

being used

being used what's that my mother told me everything

what's that my mother told me everything

what's that my mother told me everything about you

about you

about you i just couldn't wrap my head around when

i just couldn't wrap my head around when

i just couldn't wrap my head around when i saw you with that guy in alexis

i saw you with that guy in alexis

i saw you with that guy in alexis turns out you're just an incubator for

turns out you're just an incubator for

turns out you're just an incubator for him

him

him what have you done to your life

what have you done to your life

what have you done to your life you're just sleeping with rich men

you're just sleeping with rich men

you're just sleeping with rich men you give birth and he'll leave you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] and i'll be with you

and i'll be with you

and i'll be with you forever

forever

forever [Music]

go away

go away

go away [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] think about it

think about it

think about it [Music]

screw you and your love you hear me

screw you and your love you hear me

screw you and your love you hear me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] come on why don't you go run to your

come on why don't you go run to your

come on why don't you go run to your rich guy

rich guy

rich guy what are you starting man

what are you starting man

what are you starting man go home

just go

diana i'm coming diana why are you even

diana i'm coming diana why are you even

diana i'm coming diana why are you even with her come here i swear to him why

with her come here i swear to him why

with her come here i swear to him why are you here

are you here

are you here [Music]

[Music]

[Music] calm down

calm down

calm down just calm down

just calm down

just calm down are you calm yet are you calm yeah you

are you calm yet are you calm yeah you

are you calm yet are you calm yeah you sure

sure

sure are you sure

are you sure

are you sure [Music]

oh

nothing

nothing

nothing yet is it all right oh my god leave me

yet is it all right oh my god leave me

yet is it all right oh my god leave me alone

alone

alone poor kid

do you even care about me

do you even care about me

do you even care about me after all you only need the child

the baby will be born soon

the baby will be born soon

the baby will be born soon and then you'll be able to leave me

and then you'll be able to leave me

and then you'll be able to leave me hold on it's going to be fun oh wait

hold on it's going to be fun oh wait

hold on it's going to be fun oh wait just leave me now let him here go away

everything's gonna be fine

everything's gonna be fine

everything's gonna be fine breathe breathe

breathe breathe

breathe breathe breathe

breathe

breathe [Music]

oh my dear boy oh my god

oh my dear boy oh my god

oh my dear boy oh my god what is it my baby huh

all right go to sleep

all right go to sleep

all right go to sleep sleep now go to your mom with your mommy

sleep now go to your mom with your mommy

sleep now go to your mom with your mommy huh

huh

huh [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hush

hush

hush [Music]

[Music]

[Music] all right i'll go clean the apartment

all right i'll go clean the apartment

all right i'll go clean the apartment before you arrive

uh tomorrow i'll get the car seat too

uh tomorrow i'll get the car seat too

uh tomorrow i'll get the car seat too okay

okay

okay and the clothes the napkins and stuff do

and the clothes the napkins and stuff do

and the clothes the napkins and stuff do you really want us to live with you of

you really want us to live with you of

you really want us to live with you of course

course

course you're my family aren't you

we'll make a baby's room out of the

we'll make a baby's room out of the

we'll make a baby's room out of the cabinet

cabinet

cabinet until then he'll sleep with us okay

until then he'll sleep with us okay

until then he'll sleep with us okay he should see his mom and his dad when

he should see his mom and his dad when

he should see his mom and his dad when he wakes up at night you know

he wakes up at night you know

he wakes up at night you know mommy and daddy together

why

why

why the change

the change

the change because i love you silly

and you know that don't you

and you know that don't you

and you know that don't you [Music]

come over here

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] i love you very much

[Music]

look at how much i love you

look at how much i love you

look at how much i love you [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] diana

diana

diana as you can see

as you can see

as you can see i have a big heart

be my wife

be my wife

be my wife i love you very much

i love you very much

i love you very much okay diana hold on michael come here

okay diana hold on michael come here

okay diana hold on michael come here baby

baby

baby grudge congratulations

grudge congratulations

grudge congratulations we love you hold on i'm going to hurt

we love you hold on i'm going to hurt

we love you hold on i'm going to hurt you

you

you is something what are you talking

is something what are you talking

is something what are you talking about look oh hey what is here dad

about look oh hey what is here dad

about look oh hey what is here dad diana dan is it him it's him

diana dan is it him it's him

diana dan is it him it's him come on you don't stop are you first

come on you don't stop are you first

come on you don't stop are you first feeding the kid

feeding the kid

feeding the kid she is she is yeah feed the kids

she is she is yeah feed the kids

she is she is yeah feed the kids hi mom my dad

hi mom my dad

hi mom my dad i love you my dear

i love you my dear

i love you my dear [Music]

really

[Music]

you