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- Previously on

- Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

- Madison? - Yeah.

- Can you help Georgia? - Apparently, I have five jobs.

Madison plays one way to my face

and complains about me behind my back.

- I just don't feel like I get any respect from you.

- We are all doing a job.

- I'm kind of getting into a rhythm.

- That is awesome.

- Parker, can you start drying from the back here forward?

- That's gonna take all day.

- Why are you getting all ----ing up in my grill

about this sort of sh--? - I'm not.

- Parker's always questioning what I want him to do.

I'm asking Ciara to help me keep an eye on Parker.

First time I have a few drinks and I have my head on

after four ----ing charters.

- Stop saying [bleep] at the table so much.

[ laughter ]

- Every day that goes on brings us closer together,

but going to bed alone sucks.

- There's a time and place for that, and this wasn't it.

If I'm gonna enter into a relationship right now,

I'm gonna do it slowly.

- I want you to ----ing be with me.

He has these walls that are built up.

- I don't wanna go in a ----ing room and [bleep] right now.

- [ crying ]

- I'm just asking why you're crying.

- I felt rejected, I felt shut off...

- How? Because I won't sleep with you tonight?

Like, bullsh-- blue.

I have no ----ing clue what's going on.

- Here's the choice...

we can actually never talk about this again...

- No, it doesn't work like that.

- Well, then you'll enjoy...

- I'm starting to think that might be the case.

Okay, I'm gonna go back on the boat.

Have a good night.

- I feel at this moment

like I am a little bit powerless.

I'm not gonna convince somebody to wanna be with me.

I'm gonna think that Adam isn't used to letting somebody in.

I wanna just be close to him.

[ club music playing ]

- Hi. - Hey.

- Are you okay? - Nope.

- [ laughs ] "Nope."

[ laughs ]

- Women, dude. - Yeah.

- Oh, God.

- Are you gonna make your bed? - No, not tonight.

- Just get it over with, Paget.

- You can just stay up for, like, 15 minutes...

- Let me at least... - ...clean the cabin.

- Why are we talking about ----ing doing this now?

After four days of charter...

- Yeah, because you're the only one

that's been working this charter.

- What is wrong with you? I will make it tomorrow morning.

You can be the first mate for the rest

of the charters, and I'll be you.

Then we'll see how it goes. - Really?

- [ sighs ] Oh.

[ club music plays ]

- When in Greece. - Hey.

- Hey, can you talk to me for a second?

- About what?

- Do you give two sh--s about me?

- If it's even a question as to whether or not

I give two sh--s about you, then we've got an issue.

- Don't go there.

- Because I think I've made it super ----ing clear that I...

- Don't ----ing go there, because...

- ...give two sh--s about you. Well, I just went there.

- Jesus, like, just don't.

- What?

- Gimme a hug.

- [ sighs ]

- Wanna go upstairs? - Yeah.

- You look miserable.

- I'm sad.

- Four charters of perfection. - Yeah.

- So where the [bleep] did this come from?

To me, all I saw was future issues.

- Jesus Christ!

- You wanna leave? - Yeah.

- Yeah, let's go.

- You have a hot tub? - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Ah, I'm going to bed. - What time is it?

- It's only 12:30.

- If this is already bullsh-- I won't do it.

It doesn't feel right anymore.

- Okay. - Almost instantly.

- How strange, very ----ing strange

that it would go this way.

Where are you going?

- Hey, what's going on?

- Nothing much, just having a little chat.

- Uh-oh. - Yeah.

- Are you guys trying to do the hot tub, or no?

- I'm doing the hot tub.

- What are they up to up there? She was crying.

- I don't know, I just walked in when you did.

- Yeah, I think they're breaking up.

Now's your chance.

- [ raspberry ]

- If you're gonna share your feelings with me

and I shat all over them...

- The fact that I won't sleep with you tonight?

This is completely irrational.

- You know what, let's not even ----ing talk about this anymore.

- ----ing stop. I don't care.

- Okay... - That pissed me off.

- That's pretty ----ing sh--ty.

- You're very quick to shut down.

- Because this is way beyond intense for me.

[ hydraulic whine ]

- Not a good... not a good time, Parker.

- I'm just passing the word...

apparently on the fly bridge, it's not a good time.

So, the hot tub is draining.

- Mm, no...

- Adam said, "Not a good time."

So maybe we just don't do the hot tub tonight.

- So what, no water? - Nope.

- No water.

- [bleep] - Sh--.

- Oh, get it, girl.

- Jenna, do you really have to prevent me

from having some hot tub time with my two best friends?

This is all I have to live for right now.

Can't you just, like, go suck dick on the bow?

How about I go figure out the Jacuzzi situation,

come back down, tell you...

- Convince them to take it to the bedroom,

because they're being selfish.

- I'll do it!

- I'm not actually ----ing taking this sh--.

This is actual bullsh--.

- Okay, here we go.

Here's the real... here's the real girl.

You don't just break down on a dock for no ----ing reason.

- It doesn't... it doesn't have to make sense to you.

- Then I can't keep up with that.

- Okay. Well, and...

- That's ----ing random and psychotic.

- I'm not arguing that.

I must be psychotic for thinking

we actually had something special.

Hey [bleep] you.

- I thought I was the most dramatic one.

[ acoustic guitar playing ]

- ♪ Everybody's arguing at dinner ♪

♪ Yeah do feelings get hurt ♪

♪ Hook, line, sinker, that's love ♪

♪ But what's really cool is we're on a boat ♪

♪ Built for 12 people ♪

♪ I'm the bottom deckhand ♪

♪ Favorite person just might be you ♪

♪ And my favorite color is blue ♪

[ laughs ]

- Ah.

- Morning.

[ chatter ]

- Ooh, I'm getting dress. Stop now, be professional.

- Oh sorry.

- Ooh, my nips just got a little hard.

- Titty committee is in session!

- Yeah, babies.

- Oh [bleep], I'm so sorry, dude.

- This is not right.

- No, it's not.

- Well, then do it right.

- Typical man, just trying to make it fit

where it doesn't belong.

[ laughs ]

- Ciara gets me.

- At least we're not at the dinner table.

- And so what if we are?

- I can't eat my food when you're talking about...

- Well, that sounds like a you problem.

- ...weird sh--.

No, it's being courteous to others.

- But not everybody else has that opinion.

- Yeah, but don't you care that I care?

It's not that hard.

- That's... it is, though.

- No, we're in public!

All I'm saying is one goddamn dinner

at a nice Italian restaurant...

can we please be polite.

- [ sighs ]

I'm getting so sick of Parker.

- So then what, we all just need to change to fit your...

- You guys are telling me to not be sensitive.

- Because you want... - You gotta learn.

- ...everybody to fit into your little bubble.

- No, I don't. - And not everybody's going to.

- No, I don't.

You don't have to have the last word.

If I say I think you should be more courteous around others,

just drop it. - Hey, thanks for the opinion.

- You're welcome.

- I'm not gonna take that into consideration at all.

- Fine. Fine.

- But thank you for your opinion.

- You're welcome.

- You gotta conform to the rest of the group to some extent.

- See what you're saying? You're saying I need to change.

- No, I'm...

- And you're saying that you won't change.

- No, I'm saying you need to adapt.

- Coming up...

- I've noticed some conflict in your department.

- Parker's been a very difficult guy to deal with.

- Parker, Parker, Glenn.

Can you come and see me in the master cabin?

- Be right there.

- Paget, Jenna, and Adam,

do you guys have a minute

in the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting?

- Copy. - Copy.

- All righty. Good?

- Yep.

- All right, here we go, next charter.

We've got Yana and Arthur Greenstein,

their the owners of Y&A Real Estate in Dallas, Texas.

- Yana Greenstein, her number one priority

is to remain skinny.

She seems to dislike quite a few things...

cantaloupe, honeydew, raw onions, sardines,

veal, raw kale, bell peppers, spicy things...

Should be no problem to keep Yana skinny,

because she clearly hates food.

- "I don't like big cucumbers, I like them small."

- Itinerary requests on the boat,

Arthur would like to surprise Yana

with a pink cake for her birthday, a pink party.

- On night one, Yana would like to have

a barbeque dinner on a secluded beach.

- They've requested the pink party

on the same night as the beach barbeque.

- Maybe bring them back to the boat and do it.

And eat there, and then come back...

- Yeah, yeah, have the dessert. - ...and do it here.

- Yeah, that's a good way to surprise it.

- Yeah. - That's good, yeah.

- I think we can smash this one out, after the last one.

- Let's rock and roll. - Let's rock and roll.

- Can I just, like... hi, guys.

We have one-day turnaround,

let's make it a personal laundry day...

- Plus... - ...on top of everything.

[ crying ]

I feel blindsided.

Like, why doesn't he wanna have sex with me?

[ sighs ]

I feel like he's just continually building a wall.

And it sucks if you're super close with somebody

and having that affection, and then

if that's not there anymore,

it feels so ----ing cold.

- All crew, all crew, provisions on the dock.

- Copy, I'm on my way.

- [ grunting ] - It's a bit heavy.

- [ grunting ] Ooh [bleep].

- More toilet paper... just what we needed.

- That's it. - Cool.

- Thanks for your help.

- Jeez, got enough booze?

- Yep.

- So what's going on with Adam and Jenna?

- Last night we go up to the passerelle,

and she just burst into tears, I think.

She walked away. - Hm.

- So... I didn't even realize they were arguing.

- I've worked on a lot of boats,

and I know that chef and chief stew couples is not a good idea.

I've seen it go wrong plenty of times.

And the worst part of it is the crew

will be the ones that end up paying for it.

- What's going on with Jenna and Adam?

- What's going on with them? I thought they both got laid.

- No, they broke it off.

- Jenna wanting to distract herself

by ----ing Adam is one thing.

Jenna wanting to district herself by fighting with Adam

is another thing, and they're both bad.

Our job is hard enough as it is, and it's gonna be sh-- now.

How do you know everything?

- Come on.

- Whoa, that's it? - You don't need that much.

- Paget does a little bit. - No...

- Excuse me, don't tell me to come on.

I'm coming on.

- I'm definitely seeing some friction in the deck department.

- Rinse these tender covers real quick.

- Let's do the... - No, no, no, listen to me.

- I need somebody talking to me, dude.

- Why is that line going for? Get that one off!

- Off, off, off! - That one's off.

- So I wanna hear from Paget and Ciara.

I feel like I'm a bit closer to them

because we've lived together for so long now,

and I trust their judgment.

Something's brewing, and I need

to get to the bottom of it and nip it in the bud.

- Go, go. - No, you gotta actually put...

- Quick, quick, quick... - ...stuff on it.

- Stop being rude.

- Paget and Ciara, can you come and meet me in the master?

- Copy.

- All right, I'll be down in two seconds.

- Would you like me to take anything downstairs right now?

- This has to go somewhere.

- Okay.

- All these items have to go somewhere.

- Okay. - That's about it.

- So I just wanted to touch base.

I've noticed some conflict in your department.

Any concerns, anything bugging you?

- I think I've just been trying to get on with it

without trying to involve you.

Parker's been a very difficult guy to deal with.

- Okay.

- There is an attitude problem that he came on board with.

I've tried to take him under my wing,

but there's a problem that as his boss,

I can't really reprimand him.

There is definitely an underlining issue of defiance.

- I just feel like he's off on his own tangent quite a lot.

- This guy is 25 years old. I'm a year older than him.

- Yeah.

- And I feel like I'm 12 years older than him.

The way he even speaks to Ciara at times, you know,

because she knows certain things,

more things than he does, and he doesn't like it.

- He does get very, like, snappy,

and I don't really appreciate that.

- To be honest, I didn't know that that's how it was.

You're in charge. You're God in that department.

He needs to listen to you.

Your way is the way it's gonna go.

Let me talk to him about that.

I want to find a way that we can all work together

and achieve our goals. All right?

- Okay. - Cool.

- Cool. - Cool.

- Thanks. - Thanks, Glenn.

[ sighs ]

- Fighting with Jenna while we're working together,

this is precisely what I was afraid of.

I should be prepping my menus right now,

and here I am, instead of doing my work,

I'm thinking about a woman.

- So where are we at with the cabins?

- Parker, Parker, Glenn.

Do you have a minute to have a chat down in the master cabin?

- Be right there.

- Hey, dude, how's it going? - Good.

- Come in and have a seat.

I wanted to know what's going on

with your relationship with Paget and Ciara.

I've talked to them about the dynamic in that department,

and they feel that there's some conflict.

- With Ciara, you know, it's her way or the highway.

There are times that if I have an idea

about how something should go

and it is clearly gonna be more efficient,

why would you not do it?

I am learning every day,

and I don't necessarily need her to tell me what to do.

- But Ciara knows the boat,

and that was one of the reasons

I chose her and put her in that role.

So respect has to go both ways, okay?

There's something going on between you and Paget,

where he's feeling resistance from you on taking direction.

- I mean, last night at the dinner table...

- Yeah?

- He was saying [bleep] too many times, and I was like,

Paget, stop saying [bleep] so many times.

We're in a nice place, come on.

- But you have to be careful to respect the hierarchy,

even when you're off the boat.

- It's just... - Think about that.

- It was hard to eat my dinner.

- If you're telling him what to do, that's disrespectful.

- I'm pissed that Paget and Ciara complained about me.

- The hierarchy must be respected,

because that's Paget's department.

He's essentially the captain of the deck.

- Yeah.

- You need to follow his direction.

- If that's how they're gonna handle it,

then I'm just gonna have to prove to Glenn

that I can tackle any task he delegates on my own.

- Thanks, mate. - Thank you.

- Coming up...

- Lovely to meet you. - Thank you very much.

- Cheers. [ glasses clinking ]

- Meow. - Meow.

- Meow. - Oh, my God.

- We don't eat a lot, but we like looking at it.

We don't... we smell it, and, like, that's lunch.

- Madison, Madison, Georgia.

- Madison, Madison, Georgia. - Go ahead, girl.

- Are you pulling those laundry bag and bringing them to me?

- Yeah, just gimme one second.

- All right, ready when you are.

Let's get this sh-- done!

My laundry sh-- I've got down to a T

at this point, but I would love to do front-end stuff,

like service.

I'm gonna soak all these ----ers now.

- Yeah.

- Maybe interacting with guests more.

Maybe see, like, sunlight, or like a tree.

You know, gimme something.

Yas, boy, yas. - Yas.

- Hey. You good? I hate seeing you like this.

- Be all right, okay?

I'm sorry if I've said anything mean to you.

I didn't mean it.

I was just bummed out.

- Why were you bummed out?

- Because I was looking forward to an awesome night,

and it just went astray.

Basically, the reason I've never succeeded

in a relationship is

I just don't wanna show my vulnerabilities.

I don't like it.

It doesn't feel good to me.

So when the time comes that

it's no longer fun and games

and it's the real deal, it's just too hard for me.

And it's clearly a problem.

- I honestly think it's, like, us freaking out.

- You're probably right. You always are.

At some point I need to grow up.

I need to take a chance on someone, and give it a shot.

I do question the whole idea of sleeping on this boat together.

- Yeah.

- You know, I just wanna make sure

that we do this the right way the first time.

I've never cooked better than when you're around, you know?

I don't know if I wanna impress you or what,

but we work really well together.

- I needed an apology from Adam,

and I'm glad that he gave me one.

And you know, I'm scared, too,

but if we don't move forward,

than we lose this, and that would be sh--ty.

- Now get to work!

- Now I feel better.

Now I don't wanna work.

[ laughs ]

- Hey, Georgia. - Ah!

[bleep] me! Oh, my God.

- Like, who the [bleep] put this in here?

Oops. Sorry.

Look at that twitch in your eye.

- Oh, stop it, you.

- You're a legend, thank you.

- Hey, you doing okay?

- Yeah.

- Good day? - Yeah.

- High fives?

- I'm ready to crush this charter.

- High five?

If by chance I hook up with Parker, it'd be amazing.

- Is this my room?

- Yeah, should I draw you a bath?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- I'll drop the hints if you get the mints.

- I don't get paid enough not to take a shower in there.

- Thanks, Parks. - Yeah, girl.

- Madison, Madison, Jenna.

- Oh, there's our boss. - How you going on those cabins?

- We're just giving it another vacuum, and then I'm out.

- Copy.

- We're doing a beach barbeque tonight,

so after our break I want one of you guys

to coordinate with Jenna about packing up the barbeque stuff.

- Yeah.

- My goal for this next charter is to keep

my department drama-free.

Let's try and keep the vibe good on deck.

Pull it together and be professional at all times.

- Okay.

- Oh, Madison, these handles aren't wiped,

hangers aren't done,

there's old ones that shouldn't in there.

This in here, toilet paper.

- Oh...

- Madison's running around constantly,

like she's the most stressed,

hardest-working person on the boat.

I think she loves to portray that image,

like look how hard I'm working, I've never stopped moving.

But are you just sprinting from one room

to the next, and that's it. You're just sprinting.

You're not actually doing something

in the rooms that you're sprinting to.

Madison, is this your coffee sitting

on the bar in the guest area? - Yes, it is.

- Let's not leave that there anymore, please.

- Copy.

- All crew, all crew, if you haven't already,

switch into your gray polos, please.

- Here's the Prosecco.

- Can we get everyone out to the aft deck, please?

- [bleep], it's cooking hot out here.

- This is summer.

- They could have paved this for us.

That would have been nice. - Yeah.

- Unbelievable.

- Coming up...

- You've got some lentil soup.

- Oh, really? - Great.

- It's way too hot to eat soup.

- [bleep]

- Can I have it to go for 30-degree weather in the winter?

- So pretty here.

- Welcome.

- I'm Captain Glenn. - Yana Greenstein.

- Arthur, yes, Jenna. - Arthur.

- I am Captain Glenn, nice to meet you.

- Thank you. - Welcome to Corfu.

If you guys wanna kick off your shoes

and head up the passerelle.

- Yes, thank you. - Nice, warm weather for you.

- Welcome aboard. - Thank you.

- Lovely to meet you. - Thank you very much.

- Hello, I'm Byron. - Hi, Lydia, nice to see you.

- Nice to meet you, I'm Paget. - Hi, Lydia.

- Cheers.

- Meow. - Meow.

- Meow. - Oh, my God.

- Welcome aboard Parsifal III.

We have a great holiday planned for you.

We've got activities like a beach barbeque organized...

- Thank you, we're excited.

- Okay, I can give you a tour of your yacht.

Let's get this party started.

This is the cockpit,

where you'll be enjoying most of your meals.

- It's beautiful. - Let's do the luggage.

- Up here is the fly bridge. - Beautiful.

- All the sails will come up from here.

Hot tub.

- Do we know who our friends are next door?

- Where's our helicopter?

- Don't worry, once the sails are up,

you won't need a helicopter.

Welcome to the master stateroom.

- This is where the magic happens.

- Yes. - This is where the magic...

- We're magicians. - Wow.

- Yeah.

- Mm-hmm, press the buttons and it comes right up.

I don't think this is gonna be enough for my clothes.

- Yeah.

- Beach barbecue's at 8:00.

What time were you thinking for lunch?

- Three? - Threeish?

- We have our liquid diet, that works for now.

- Yeah. - Yes.

- Love it, love it, love it.

- Wait, wait, wait, let me do one kissing her.

Because it happens rarely.

- They don't seem overly hungry.

Maybe a little bit later for lunch, okay?

- Okay. - See how they're doing.

- Byron, you happy if I fire up?

- Happy, happy.

- Let's go, give more slack,

more slack, and chuck, pass it... nice one.

Okay, Glenn, all lines are off. - Copy that, thank you.

- Both anchors secure. - Copy, thank you.

- If you come out straight like this, Glenn, you'll be okay.

You're well clear.

- Thank you.

- Come down a little bit.

[ camera shutter clicking ]

- Madison and Ciara, Jenna.

- Go for Madison.

- Meet me in the main salon. - All right, on my way.

[ camera shutter clicking ] - Those are good.

- I like how you're directing me.

That's perfect.

- Awesome. Thanks, Jenna.

- Unfortunately, I don't think we're gonna have

a lot of wind today.

We might get surprised and get something tomorrow.

- Yeah. - I support your campaign.

- Make Greece great again?

[ laughs ]

- This one, I'm gonna do a side Greek salad with no onion...

she doesn't like red onion. - Beach barbeque...

[bleep] there's so much sh-- in here.

- Yeah, we're laying anchor.

- Yeah.

- Sure, if you want to.

Glenn's gonna tell us when he's in position.

- Okay. - And what...

- What position should I be in?

- Um...

- So it's almost 3:00... - Oh.

- ...for lunchtime.

We don't eat a lot, but we like looking at it.

It's like we don't... we smell it, and like, that's lunch.

- Yeah.

She's actually on what they call an "air diet."

[ inhales ] "I'm full."

- Byron, you can let it go, let it go.

- Okay.

- Okay, so we wanna turn it, like, twice.

In yachting, we anchor in a lot of beautiful locations.

Today, the view is great.

- Madison, Madison, Jenna.

Do you wanna come up to start preparing for meal service?

- On my way.

I know I'm second stew, so I know I'm gonna be spread thinly,

and I know how to multitask like a mother----er.

But its like if I'm doing a job, just let me complete my job.

- Well done, you anchored the boat.

- Thank you. - Good one.

- It's that political science degree.

- Okay, primary lady says that she loves

to just look and sniff food, and then feel full from that.

- That is pathetic.

I didn't work this hard on this meal to try

and please Yana's food preferences

for her to [ sniffs ] sniff my plate.

You're eating this ----ing food.

Gonna be 10 minutes.

[ camera shutter clicking ] - What is happening right now?

- An Insta husband is a husband who knows

how to take good Insta photos.

- Yo. - Yo.

- Parker, give her a big hug.

Oh, there it is, ah.

- Aw. - A little kiss on the cheek.

- Sorry, I'm sweaty. - [ raspberry ]

- Oh, you ----er!

- Oh, there's a smile.

- Oh, that was like a mix... oh, God.

- [ sighs ] Oh, it is so ----ing hot today.

- They'll be getting in the water today for sure.

- Yeah.

- You wanna put the food down in the center

and then bring them the soup? - Sure.

- Madison, Madison, Jenna.

- Go ahead, Jenna.

- You can come down and run the food.

- Copy.

- For the laundry, that's really good.

- I get a compliment from Jenna.

----ing finally.

- Okay.

Madison, get your ass down here.

- Yeah, seriously.

- Madison, Madison, you coming back down?

- Any time now, Junior.

- It's, like, so ----ing hot out.

- That's all ready to go.

- It's really heavy.

- Oh, just wait, baby, here it comes.

Send.

- If everyone can have a seat at the table.

- Okay. - This is so pretty.

- It looks amazing.

- Pretty hot.

- Hey, hey, hey, how we doing so far?

- Hi. Good.

- ...tons of spices in there.

And it's garden salad and some garlic shrimp here.

In the soup bowls, you've got some lentil soup.

- Oh, really? Ooh.

- I'll try it.

I feel like I'm too hot for soup, but...

- I know, it is really hot. - Mm.

- I don't even normally like lentil soup.

- That's what I said.

- [bleep]

On the hottest day in Greece,

genius over here decides to make piping hot lentil soup.

- I just can't eat a hot soup on, like, a hot day.

- That's a lot of food. - I know, I can't either.

- Yeah. - Maybe I ----ed that up.

- Can I have it to go for 30-degree weather in the winter?

- Also, I do have a watermelon-mint

granita for dessert, as well.

- Oh, yes.

- I don't even normally like lentil soup, but I...

I can't stop eating this. This is so good.

- Mm. - The shrimp is amazing.

- Very good.

- It's delicious. It's so good.

- Parker, listen, have a quick look at that beach,

see if it's suitable for the picnic first.

That one I think is sandy.

It doesn't look like too many people there.

- Cool.

- Paget and Ciara don't believe in me

because they just don't understand

that I've got this on lock.

Excuse me... how long do you think you're staying here?

- Two hours?

- Madison, Madison, Jenna...

- This right here is watermelon granita,

and it should be a little more refreshing

on this super hot day.

- Thanks, Adam. - Thank you.

- Enjoy your meal, and I'll see you guys

for that beach barbeque in a bit.

- Yay! - Yes.

- Okay, this is like my dream dessert.

- I can just stick with that the whole trip.

I don't need food.

- Parsifal III, Parker.

- Yeah, Parker, go ahead, go ahead.

- All right, so I'm scouting out for a beach for dinner,

and all the ones that are near our boat,

boats are allowed to be there day and night.

So as far as, like, crowds go, we might just have people here.

- Parker might not know this,

but none of us have time

for Shakespearean monologues over the radio.

- Would you repeat the beginning of that,

please, I couldn't hear anything.

- No, please do not repeat. - So the beaches closer...

- Wait, one second. - Oh [bleep].

- ...to where our boat is... - ...are where the crowds go.

Unless you want me to go a little farther in

to see if there's a bigger...

- Ciara, why would you ask him to repeat that?

Parker, you just make the call,

give us the information when you get back.

- [bleep]. Goddamn it.

- Instead of transmitting your whole life over the radio.

- Parker should just not talk.

Just keep his mouth on his mom's teat, we're good.

- Just feed me, Mommy. Feed me.

Do we have a pacifier for him?

- Well, actually, we should get one.

- We should. - Seriously.

- Coming up...

- Madison, you're gonna go now to the beach.

- We can take a fiver.

- What the [bleep]?

Have you guys not been here for, like, five hours?

It looks like absolute sh--.

- How's it going with

- How's it going with the beach barbeque stuff?

You have the list, right? - Yep.

- I was asking them about the beaches.

He said they're mostly rocky beaches,

not very many sandy beaches here.

- Nice catch.

- Just follow that list and keep going...

- Yeah.

- Can I relay some info to you guys?

- Yeah.

- That's the beach we should go to.

- Yeah? - That's the best.

- That's where we're going.

- Those boats said they're gonna hang there for two hours.

- That's where we're going. - Okay.

- We're gonna go set up, and that should discourage them

from using that area. - Good.

- Yes. Victory!

- Perfect, excellent.

- So that beach over there... - Yeah.

- ... is the one that we're gonna hold for the barbeque.

- It's not till later, but we need to hold it now.

- Yeah, I'd love to, like, start setting it up anyway.

We have that checklist... Madison's been following it.

- We'll go over now, send everything

that we have in the laz... - Okay.

- And then we'll check back in with you guys.

- Perfect.

- What are we bringing all the beach stuff for?

I thought we were... that wasn't till tonight?

- Apparently we're setting it up and holding the beach, just...

- Okay. - Jenna, Jenna, Pag.

- Go ahead.

- Okay, we're nearly ready to go, so if Madison

can come with any last kit that we need.

- Copy. Madison, you're gonna go now with them to the beach...

- Okay. - ...and start setting up.

- Okay.

- And you have the list, right?

So you have all the plastic cups...

- Yep.

- Oh, my God.

- What is all that stuff for?

- For the beach. - Okay.

- Are you coming out with me? - Yep.

- Can you grab that?

- Oh sh--, we need shoes.

- No, you don't. - [ sighs ]

- Hi. - Hi.

- Meow. - Meow.

- Ah! [ bleep ] I should have brought sandals.

- Yep.

- Because he's gonna jump off,

and I'm gonna jump off, too, I think.

- Are you gonna jump off? - I absolutely will.

- I need shoes for this. Not even debatable.

- Gotta get them calluses up, girl.

- Ow! - I know.

- [bleep]

- Go!

[ shrieks ]

- Ow!

Ow! - I know.

- [bleep]

- You gotta just ignore the pain right now.

- Says the one on the boat. - You're not in the water.

- ♪ La, la, la la la la la ♪

I'm trying to get them to learn

that you gotta have some endurance.

You gotta walk on some stones in life once in a while.

Want me to get you a whinekein from the bar?

- [bleep] off, Parker.

- I am sorry, I'm not jumping off of a perfectly good boat.

I hope you all can swim.

- I think we're good. - Thanks, Park.

- Ugh, I'm getting so sick of Parker.

- We're having dinner over here at, like, 9:00.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- We're just here basically to hold the beach.

We can take a fiver.

- I'm really ----ing annoyed that Jenna's

a ----ing bitch to me.

- Are you sure you're not gonna go snorkeling?

- I...

- What if it changes your whole perspective?

- Listen, I told you, I was at this place in Thailand,

and I went in the water, and I was like...

I didn't like it.

- Glenn, Glenn, we've got Parker coming back in the tender.

- Copy that, thank you.

- I tell you about when the Captain and chief stew

went out and got absolutely smashed with the guests?

- No, tell me!

- So I was working in Ft. Lauderdale, on this boat...

- Naturally.

- She came in, strips down, and just gets into bed naked.

- Yeah.

The mom was, like, getting hammered drunk,

like with her kids, and they had, like, an adopted kid.

I... I'm turning that down for a minute.

- He needs to fly and he's just come back from a brain surgery.

- What? - And he...

- I'm not, I'm not wearing a bra!

[ laughs ]

- Anyher...

- At 5:00, we'll start setting up.

Not like we need to.

- What are you thinking right now,

do you wanna go snorkeling, wakeboarding?

- Like, I wanna lay out.

- Yeah, can we go to the little beach?

There was a beach somewhere.

- It's close, yeah.

- And whoever wants to do snorkeling can do snorkeling.

- Okay. - Whoever wants to not...

- Cool, whatever you guys wanna do.

- Perfect. Arthur, grab a water.

- Parker, Parker, Ciara.

- Go ahead, Ciara.

- Just wanna check up.

Were we expecting the guests soon or anything?

- We are on our way over to the beach where you two are.

- What? Hm?

- With the guests or without the guests?

Why does nobody answer their ----ing radio?

- Do you copy that? Do you copy?

- He said they were on their way to the beach, where we are.

- Ciara's not answering, and she called me.

- There would have been communication.

Or there wouldn't have been. - Yeah, what... no kidding.

- Ready, gang?

- We're, like, can someone ----ing communicate?

- Can one of you copy that, please?

- Can you repeat that, please? That didn't come through at all.

- The guests...

they're heading your way in five, 10 minutes.

- That's great.

- I was under the impression they were coming at 7:00.

Can you tell him we need more time?

- Paget, are they not going snorkeling?

- Ciara, you've just gotta be ready

for curveballs left and right, okay?

- Ugh.

- Oh, my... - Did he just make a lesson?

- I would punch him for saying that.

- All right, this table needs to be wherever

Adam's kitchen is gonna be, so we'll go over there.

- Why the [bleep] are they bringing the guests here?

I thought they were snorkeling.

- Ciara, Ciara, Pag. - You wanna copy for me?

- Yeah. Go for Ciara.

- Yeah, we're five minutes away. - Yeah, copy.

This is why there's no communication.

I'm really happy we went over the radio.

- Yachting's not for everyone.

- Do you guys like adventures?

- That's right.

- Where are we gonna set up the umbrellas?

We could dig, maybe.

- It's not standing up.

- So don't mind the girls, they're just setting up,

because this is where dinner's gonna be.

Just be mindful of the rocks on the bottom,

and we'll bring some towels to the beach for you

if you wanna lay down. - Why did you...

why are you bringing them to this beach.

- I don't really know either. - It's...

- Okay, Parker.

- No, it is what they wanted.

- It's just like...

- I can't stand here and talk about this.

I gotta get stuff off the boat to the guests.

- If you wanna pick a spot, I can rake off some rocks

so it's a little smoother to lay down or sit.

- We don't have anything here yet.

- I'll give you a hand.

We just talked about being on our A game,

but this is an absolute disaster.

The beach is not ready.

It's like what the hell have

Madison and Ciara been doing all this time?

- I'm gonna rake so you guys can walk and lay down.

- Yeah, yeah, you're good, man.

- Okay, Georgia, you can set up for the surprise.

Whatever you think would look pretty...

pink roses and balloons.

- I'm so happy to be out of the laundry room

and to get to do something service-related.

It's about ----ing time.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- That's pretty. - Yeah.

- Cute. - That'll do the trick.

- Okay.

- You want a piggyback ride?

- It might have been nice if Parker

had told us to bring our shoes.

He's chosen the beach with the most rocks in,

like, a 20-mile radius.

My team today has been pretty much in disarray.

- Woo!

- For dinner, she wants lobster or fresh fish under seafood.

Main course, no lobster or fresh fish.

Can you explain that one to me?

You ----ing momos.

- Do you wanna go? - Yeah.

- You wanna wakeboard? - Yeah, sure.

- I'm ready when you guys are, okay?

- Okay. - Do you wanna come?

- Yeah, I'll come with you,

leave these guys on the beach, yeah.

- I understand the rocks. They hurt.

- The guests probably aren't too thrilled

because the beach setup is in shambles.

- You wanna stay in the water for a minute,

to see if that helps it?

- I don't think it's that difficult

to set up a picnic table in the middle of the beach.

- I'm happy we did set up a shell of a thing

real quick before they got here. - Jenna, you want...

- Yeah.

- Put your knees closer to your chest.

- Don't forget about what happened in the past.

- Okay.

- Wait, wait... don't focus on what happened in the past.

- You know what, Glenn,

if you wanna do the other string, that would be wonderful.

- How are you tying yours?

- Whatever tickles your pickle...

I mean, floats your boat.

- Excuse me? - Hehe.

- I wanna get there so I can see what's happening.

- I'm sure it's set up perfectly.

- I don't get paid enough for this sh--.

- Beach party, beach party, Jenna.

Just checking on your status. How close are you guys to done?

- There's, like, literally nothing I can do.

Yeah, I mean, I'm as set up as I can be right now.

What?

- If I have to suffer, she has to.

- No. Madison.

- "Bring shoes?"

- Be the bigger person. - I'm sick of it.

- Well, then, I'm doing it for you.

- Here we go!

[ shouting, screaming ]

- I'm going now.

Are you staying here for a bit, or are you coming?

- Yeah, I can go. - Okay.

- Are they made up now? - I guess.

Oh, I don't know.

- I just heard the other night she went off upset,

but I had no idea why.

- I don't care.

I'm just trying to work, do my job.

- Welcome back. [ laughs ]

- Thank you. - Cool, let's hit it.

- Good luck. - Thanks, dude.

- It's a rock massage. - That's how I feel every day.

Like, that someone's just, like...

like burying me alive, and they get, like,

80 percent of the way there,

then they're like, actually, JK, you can live.

[ laughs ]

- What the [bleep] have they been doing?

- Okay, okay, let's see what's happening here.

Okay.

What the [bleep]?

Would you not want a cover for this?

It looks less sh--ty?

- This is what it is... outta time.

- These guests are all paying for this luxury vacation,

and then the beach setup looks like sh--.

I'm pissed.

Okay, so from this list, do you have limes, lemons, oranges?

- No, because I thought that was coming with the food.

- Do you have a wine bucket? - No.

- Why aren't there umbrellas set up?

- Because it doesn't stay up, we've already tried.

- Okay. So all of this sh--...

- Mm-hmm. - ...can't be sitting there.

Oh, so this could have all been prepared.

I don't even think they're gonna wanna sit here like this,

because it looks like absolute sh--.

Have you guys not been here for, like, five hours?

- I'm sorry. - And you need to put a bra on.

Madison, I sent you here to make sure things were good to go,

and here we are, 30 minutes away from dinner,

and it's like no bra, no shoes, no service.

Ah!

What do we do?

- Still to come...

- About halfway through the season...

- Greece!

- ... we're gonna wrap this up real good and tight.

- Woo!

- Woo!

- It's so breathtaking.

- Wow, it's windy. - It is windy.

We are on a, um...

- A yacht.

- Look at the view. - Speaking of naked.

- Amazing. - Ah!

- They just played corn hole with breast implants.

- Wow. - Wow!

[ cheering, shouting ]

- Okay, thank you. - Yeah.

- Yeah. Oh, dude!

- Hey! - Hey!

- It's time to take it up a notch.

- Parker, go back now. - Disrespect him.

- I might be getting into some trouble here.

- I honestly feel like I've been

carrying you and Georgia, and it ----ing sucks.

- I get it... you wanna suck Adam's dick.

But it's also, like, be professional.

- Can you go a day without creating some kind of drama?

- I'm done with being on a boat

where everyone's couple, couple, couple.

- I think I'm agreeing to a threesome.

I'm very glad to have met you.

You've meant a lot more to me than I think you realize.

- So they're definitely breaking up.

I hop in my van and I drive away.

- I'm definitely naive.

- Whoa! - Oh, my God.

- We're at 24 knots all of a sudden.

- Whoa.

- I got this, I got this. - Woo!

- We're, like, almost tipping over.

Is this normal?

- I would be very surprised

if somebody flew to Corfu with cocaine.

Is there anything you don't want me to find?

What's in here?

Might be a change of personnel.

- I'm so ----ing tired of this bullsh--.

- I don't actually think I can do this.

- This is insane. - We're all gonna die.

- This smile is the smile of panic.

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