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You've tested positive for chlamydia.
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You'll need to contact
your previous sexual partners.
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This... is a surprise party.
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~ She's cute. ~ She's my best friend.
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You went out with Evie?
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So you're really saying there's not
a single girl out there
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you thought might be a keeper?
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Mm...
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So, moving in with Mal?
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Yeah. Got to put my stuff somewhere.
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Are you going to talk to Evie?
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That's the problem. You know,
she's happy too.
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Have to start saving up again so you
can all get drunk at the wedding!
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CHEERING
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Morning.
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Who knows what you've given me
this time.
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Er, I can give you breakfast.
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Or herpes.
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I don't have herpes, I have...
All-Bran, and toast.
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Got to get to work.
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You remember Angus?
He's staying on our sofa.
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Even though we've got
a perfectly good spare room.
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It's temporary.
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I worked the bar at your wedding.
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It was a lovely cake.
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Um, they're having a bumpy time,
so...
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Shall we not wait
another three years this time?
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Sounds good.
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'Abigail!'
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A is for Abigail, first name
on the list. You sneaky little minx.
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Is this the idea with all the girls?
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Yeah, chlamydia.
My genius plan comes to fruition.
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Have you heard back from everyone?
What about girls like, um...
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I don't know, Phoebe Morris?
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Yeah, no. Not... not her.
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Her phone's disconnected
and her e-mail bounces back.
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Well, did you try her parents?
Didn't she live with them?
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Probably just didn't
feel like replying.
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Or she's changed her number and your
e-mails are going to her spam folder
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and she's living in ignorance of a
serious medical condition,
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the consequences of which
are on your head, Dil.
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~ We'll take my car.
~ What, you're coming?
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I'm here for you, man.
You are not going to do this alone.
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I have been doing this alone.
And that's been fine.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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I'm here for you all the way.
All the way, man.
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Evie's test results came back clear,
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so officially I haven't ruined
her life. I'm seeing her later.
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That's cool.
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Why do YOU look nervous?
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About to call in at her parents'
for news of a sex disease.
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You don't find that a little
bit awkward?
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Er... I was going to lead with,
"Hello, is Phoebe in?"
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Hi. Er, I'm Dylan. Er, this is Luke.
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We were wondering if, er,
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we could get Phoebe's
contact details from you?
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I tried calling her old number
but the line doesn't work.
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It was only six months ago.
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All her cards are up in her room if
you want to have a look.
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People do.
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How did you two know Phoebe?
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Phoebe's great, isn't she?
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Yeah, definitely.
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~ How's it going? ~ Yeah,
good, good. Really good. Yeah.
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Uh-huh. Get to the problem.
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Yeah, well, you know, er
something's not right.
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But, um, I can't put my finger on it.
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Is she secretly fat?
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She looks good naked.
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~ Does she have a penis?
~ She looks good naked.
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~ Do you hate her? ~ Yeah, great,
well done. You nailed it(!)
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Um, four pints of lager, please.
Oh, and what was Angus having?
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Rum and milk.
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~ He says it works.
~ How's that going?
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Look, Angus is sweet and
he likes me, and I can rely on him.
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You sound like a proud dog owner.
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That's the thing, breaking up with
him would be like drowning a puppy.
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QUIZMASTER: The final round of
the quiz is about to start.
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In what year did Prince William
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and his current girlfriend,
Kate Middleton, first meet?
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Ooh, I know this!
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It was at St Andrews
and she went there to meet him.
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Angus loves the Royal family.
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Meeting at uni. Starting as friends.
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~ Becoming lovers. ~ Can we...
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~ We are the Wills and Kate
of our friends. ~ Yeah, can we...
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Present company aside,
I think, you know,
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friends becoming relationships,
it's just settling.
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Well, no, William and Kate...
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Angus!
You're disrespecting the quiz.
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You have to prioritise the answer.
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~ Otherwise we'll get behind
and... ~ Question two!
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~ Ah(!) ~ See?
~ Who replaced Peter Gabriel as the
lead vocalist of Genesis in 1975?
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See? Soon we'll be asking him
to repeat the question.
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Everyone hates those people.
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Happily, question two was THE
easiest quiz question of all time.
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In his heart
he will always be a drummer.
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But by God
he knows his way around a ballad!
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What are you guys talking about?
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BOTH: Er, Phil Collins!
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Boom!
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Oh, Dylan only likes bands people
have never heard of.
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Er, yeah, he took me to see this band
from Norway. Nobody danced.
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They were great. I loved that gig!
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And I love that you loved that gig.
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God, I love how he loves things.
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THEY BOTH SIGH
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~ Dil? We forgot the crisps.
~ Huh?
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The crisps that we bought? We left
them on the bar. Come and give me
a hand carrying them.
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Right, I have figured out
your Phoebe problem.
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Um, two packets
of prawn cocktail, please.
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OK, the thing with Phoebe...
is she's Luke.
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She IS Luke?
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Yes. She is Luke with a vagina.
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Er, yeah, well, um, I like both
of those things, but not together.
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And anyway, look, that's crazy.
What...
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Look at them
and tell me it's not true.
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Look, even though you're wrong,
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now I'm going to have that
idea in my head tonight.
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Question three,
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what is the chemical compound
C10H15N better known as
on the street?
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God, it's like they're writing us
the cheque!
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Is it carbon dioxide?
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No, it is methamphetamine.
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AKA crystal meth, AKA crank,
AKA go-go juice.
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These guys and chemistry!
It's pretty impressive stuff.
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Ah, prawn cocktail. Best. Flavour.
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Ever.
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Um, excuse me.
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Oh, come on! Why is no-one taking
this quiz seriously?
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Dylan, you just sat down!
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~ Going to the loo. ~ Ooh, me too.
~ Ah... ~ What?!
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~ Do you need the loo?
~ No, I need some space to think.
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Me too.
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I'm going to have to break up
with Phoebe. I mean, she's...
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she's funny, and she's nice
and we get on really well...
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Sounds intolerable.
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Do you think Phoebe's like Luke?
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~ Yes, I can see that. ~ Really?
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They're basically exactly the same.
I thought that's why you liked her.
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Yeah, it's weird. Hey, hey,
don't tell him about this, will you?
It'd really hurt his feelings.
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What, to have his female
counterpart rejected by you?
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Yeah. You don't get to dump someone's
opposite sex doppelganger
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and not seem offensive.
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I don't know. Maybe it'll turn around
in my head and be fine.
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Do... do you think that can happen?
Because, um...
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Evie kissed me on the forehead.
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The forehead instead of the mouth.
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I think we're going backwards,
back into when we were friends.
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If I could turn it around...
Do you think that can happen?
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I've been working
on the assumption that it can't.
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~ Well, good luck to us. ~ Mm.
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Shall we have a wee just to
round things off?
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While we're here?
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Yeah.
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I need to talk to you
about something. Outside?
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Seriously?
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Our five-person quiz team has only
got two players
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who can sit still for
more than a minute.
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~ Evie Douglas.
~ Angus, you're freaking me out.
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I've... got to get this out,
just give me a minute.
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~ You're not going to propose,
are you? ~ No! Do you want me to?
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No! No, you're just...
you're being a bit weird.
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I'm taking a job.
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It's a new job. And... it's good...
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um... but it's in a city far away.
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Have you ever heard of Sunderland?
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Angus, that is brilliant news!
Congratulations!
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SHE SIGHS
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Oh, you're taking it better
than I thought.
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OK... No, it is good news.
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~ OK, question while you were
in the loo. ~ It's got us stumped.
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How many colours
on the Scottish flag?
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~ Has it got a thistle on it?
~ It's blue and white.
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No, dude. Tartan's always got more
than two colours. It's...
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It's not tartan.
It's... blue and white.
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No... It doesn't matter.
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Um, I don't think you've...
quite mastered the question of this.
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~ It's OK. ~ It's fine. ~ Doesn't matter.
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Angus got a job in Sunderland.
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~ And you're taking it!
~ Course he is!
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It's a brilliant opportunity
doing... the thing that he does.
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But over there now.
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~ Guys, sorry to be the quiz fascist,
but we are kind of stuck on
the flag question. ~ Yes.
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~ I think I'm done quizzing. ~ What?!
There are rules about this
sort of thing! You can't just...
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~ I'll come with you. ~ Make the most
of you while I can.
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Who leaves a quiz at question eight?
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BOTH: Unbelievable.
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I'll...
I'll see you back at the flat.
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What?
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She's too Luke.
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Question nine.
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Name the American holding the most
Wimbledon singles titles.
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~ Navratilova. ~ Sampras.
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Ooh, good call.
Changed her citizenship in 1975.
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Yeah, came out as gay in 1981.
Balls were ruled out forever.
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~ I'll write it in the...
~ Yeah, let me see the que...
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Yeah, no, it's definitely
Navratilova.
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Yeah, I think it is, isn't it?
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It's only three-and-a-half
hours on the train to Sunderland.
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~ And only three changes.
~ Basically another country.
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What shall I say to Phoebe?
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I'm usually honest about break-ups,
or it's not me, or they're French.
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Tell her you're moving to
Sunderland.
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Hey, don't be sad. What we've
had has been great. Really amazing.
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We'll always remember it, it'll be a
high bar for everyone else to reach.
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You have to follow your dreams,
Angus, you just have to.
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I'm going to make a phone call.
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Is it worse to break up with her
tonight when she's a bit drunk,
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or should I go to bed with her
knowing
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that in the morning I'll have to...?
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This is Luke's fault,
for not being different to her.
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We have a tie between the
Trainspotters...
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And The Winner Of The Quiz is.
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And, yes, that is
their very annoying team name.
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It all comes down to the tie-breaker.
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I have never wanted anything
more than this.
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Other than a silver sports car.
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Aw, nice. Something German?
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~ Yeah. German and vintage. ~ Yeah.
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~ You don't think you're overdoing
it a bit with Angus? ~ What?
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"We'll always remember the amazing
romance that is us"?
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~ I feel I like him a lot more now.
~ Now that he's going?
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Yeah, but it's been really nice
having someone.
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~ It's coming up to a year since
Da... ~ I know. But you're amazing.
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And you deserve to have someone who
makes you feel that
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and not just safe.
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Like I should probably find
someone who isn't just
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a photocopy of Luke
with breasts drawn on.
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Which is the kind of thing that Luke
or Phoebe would do to a photocopy,
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isn't it, so...?
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Closest answer wins.
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How long did
it take Apollo 11 to reach the moon?
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It's a space question.
I know all about space.
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~ It's 250,000 miles to the moon.
~ Well, yeah, obviously.
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Apollo's top speed was,
what, 25,000 miles an hour?
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~ But it definitely took more
than ten hours.
~ How many Earth orbits were there?
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~ And Lunar orbits. About 30?
~ Four-and-a-half days. ~ I'd say
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~ three-and-a-half. Why wait to touch
down? ~ They waited. ~ I don't agree.
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~ Trust me. ~ I had the Junior Space
Commander's Space Annual.
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I had that and the Final Frontier
Encyclopaedia. The one with the...
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BOTH: Command module blueprints.
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~ Yeah. ~ Wicked. Four-and-a-half days.
~ I hope to God you're right.
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Answers in please.
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And the correct answer is...
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4 days...
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6 hours... and 45 minutes.
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And so the winner of quiz is...
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.. And The Winner Of The Quiz Is!
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You're amazing!
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I love you!
252
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Um.
253
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I mean... quizzes, I love your
quizzes.
254
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Yeah.
255
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~ So do you want to, er...?
~ I think we should focus on walking.
256
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Yeah. That was a kiss.
257
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No, it wasn't. It was an accidentally
rubbing together of the faces.
258
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Yeah, well, I sort of feel
like we've been wanting to
259
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rub our faces together for a while.
260
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What? Not even in the slightest, OK?
261
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,950
And anyway, we can't even
think about that right now.
262
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I am trying not to.
But you said you loved me.
263
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We have to put those
thoughts in a box.
264
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~ And then lock that box
and pretend it doesn't exist. ~ Yeah.
265
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How's that working out for you?
266
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~ Pretty fucking great, thanks. ~ Yeah.
267
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Good quiz?
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Oh, you didn't miss anything.
Nothing happened.
269
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,630
Well, we won. There was that.
270
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,830
The, er... Scottish flag question?
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You know your national flags, Dyl.
272
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Right on the money there, big D!
273
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,990
~ OK, then. ~ Oh actually, we should
probably give Dylan some money?
274
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~ For that answer.
~ We should, we should.
275
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,270
Um, what have I got?
276
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,510
I've got a fiver here for the...
for the D-man!
277
00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:00,560
Yeah, no, I don't need a fiver.
I just want to talk to Phoebe.
278
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Yeah, course. Yeah, yeah.
279
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Yeah, course, you guys should...
that'd be great. I'll just...
280
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I'll leave the fiver on there
for you, mate.
281
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You are really beautiful, Dylan.
282
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You've got the big soul. The face.
283
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The whole package.
284
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:32,400
~ Um, thanks, but... ~ But the truth is,
I'm not big on relationships.
285
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,430
Yeah, if anyone was going to
change that, it was you.
286
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You are quite compelling.
287
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The hair.
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The... spooning.
289
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~ But it didn't work. ~ Hang on...
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Breaking up is a harsh phrase.
291
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I just can't be in a relationship
with you right now.
292
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:59,680
Or ever again,
even though you're beautiful.
293
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,800
Yeah. OK.
294
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,710
You know, maybe, if we'd been
completely different people,
295
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,710
it could have worked.
296
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,760
~ I know what you mean. ~ Yeah.
297
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,310
Hey, buddy. What's, er, what's up?
298
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Phoebe just broke up with me.
299
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,270
Um, I'm really sorry, man.
300
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:36,320
~ Nothing to get over, honestly.
It's... ~ Sure.
301
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:41,120
I'll get the vodka.
302
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,310
Evie, you're right.
You're always right.
303
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,870
What have I done?
304
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,110
Well, you told me
what we had was amazing.
305
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,750
You told me to follow a dream.
And my dream is you.
306
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,350
Call one. I declined the job.
307
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:07,400
Call two.
Confirmed tickets to Tenerife.
308
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,150
Two of them!
309
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,950
~ Surprise holiday!
Can you believe it? ~ I can't.
310
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,350
Nobody can.
311
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,270
Angus, I think I've lost my passport
though.
312
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:24,320
I needed it to book the tickets.
I found it in your drawer.
313
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,400
I'm going home to get cracking
on the itinerary.
314
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:37,200
Tomorrow, I am taking you for
breakfast at the Bucchan. My treat.
315
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:42,280
I'm really sorry, man. I am.
316
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,030
So now I know how it feels to have
Luke break up with me.
317
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,230
Very persuasive.
318
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,190
She was so confident,
I barely noticed getting dumped.
319
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,870
Send me detailed notes, will you?
320
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,950
I need to break up with
Angus as soon as I get back.
321
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:01,000
And in the meantime, enjoy
a wonderful intimate week together.
322
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,950
Ohhh! How did I get here?
323
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,510
You were trying not to hurt
his feelings because he's a friend
324
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:11,560
and you just need to do that
for a little bit longer.
325
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,150
Yeah. From now on,
326
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,200
we only go out with people that
we're not friends with.
327
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,960
That's what we'll do.
328
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:08,440
I kissed her.
Just before she broke up with you.
329
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,070
Really?
330
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,630
You're not angry?
331
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:18,680
Not really.
I mean, it was five years ago.
332
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,310
Why are you pissed-off?
333
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,550
You always do this.
334
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,710
Fall for girls that aren't right for
you and then,
335
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,870
~ because you're so
picky... ~ Hey, what's going on?
336
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,870
Then you cry and you moan,
and because of that,
337
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,750
she's out of bounds to
everybody for ever.
338
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,310
What are you talking about?
I haven't done anything wrong.
339
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:39,360
~ Yes, you have! ~ Don't do that again!
340
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:46,320
What are you talking about?
341
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,160
Thanks, Mrs Morris.
342
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,200
We were both in love with her.
343
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,150
You should have said something.
344
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,110
You don't go out with your best
mate's ex if he really liked her.
345
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,430
~ Everybody knows that.
~ I would have been happy for you.
346
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:19,480
Not at first maybe, but...
347
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,630
You have to say something to Evie.
348
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,470
That's different.
349
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,870
No, it's not. Don't be the good guy.
350
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,070
Dylan,
you'll fucking regret it for ever.
351
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,150
~ I will say something to Evie. ~ Liar.
352
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,990
And anyway, I'm moving on. Abigail.
353
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:38,040
Liar.
354
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,910
It really is a great car.
355
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,910
Do you want to go for a quick drink?
356
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,960
~ I can put Evie off for another
night. ~ And another, and another.
357
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,680
No.
358
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,510
It's OK, there's plenty of light.
359
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,560
Oh, all right.
360
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,550
BOTH SPEAK AT ONCE
361
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,110
You go first.
362
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:35,160
OK. Um... maid of honour.
363
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,990
It's meant to be your best friend,
um...
364
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,550
.. obviously, I wouldn't ask you
to do the hen do.
365
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,950
And, you know, you can say no.
366
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,000
I just... I want you there with me.
367
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,760
Yes, of course. Wow.
Um, amazing. Thank you.
368
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,270
Um, can't wait to
shop for that dress.
369
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,110
Good. Thank you.
370
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,390
What was your thing?
371
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,440
I...
372
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:12,080
I just want to say... this is
good. Being here.
373
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,160
~ How are you? ~ Yeah, I'm in a really
good place. Getting married!
374
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,310
~ Yeah. ~ And Mal is a...
375
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,990
he is a really great guy
and I feel like I can rely on him.
376
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:30,040
~ That's great. ~ The worst thing though
is the wedding photographer.
377
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,310
I mean,
obviously, I have to have one.
378
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,750
I just... I know I'm going to spend
the whole time thinking
379
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,790
about how they need to change lenses
and how they could be using
380
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,350
the marquee canvas to bounce light
and it's just...
381
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,870
He's in love with you. That's why
he's miserable all the time now.
382
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,310
And not as friends, Evie.
I mean, he's in love with you
383
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,550
and he's trying not to tell you,
and if he doesn't,
384
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,230
it'll be the biggest regret of his
life and probably yours.
385
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:55,280
That's the truth.
386
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,480
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