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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:13,480 Hanna? 2 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,360 - Are you leaving now, or...? - Yeah. 3 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:21,680 'Cause I was thinking about the completion of the vision statement. 4 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,520 - We need it done before the board meeting. - Yes. 5 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,080 I'll work late tomorrow instead. I'll work late on it all week. 6 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,320 Great. 7 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:34,560 Ola and I are munching on popcorn and shooting ideas for the Friday quiz. 8 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,480 Nice. 9 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:24,360 THE YEAR I STARTED MASTURBATING 10 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,360 Hey! What the hell are you doing? 11 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,360 Hey! 12 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,000 Just drive. 13 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,440 - We're having dinner. - The door is open. 14 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,040 Yes, we were having dinner at seven. 15 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,560 Yeah, what time is it now? 16 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:45,800 Well, it's not seven. 17 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,360 It's five to eight. 18 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,000 - But we have a babysitter. - Yeah... 19 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:49,960 For fuck's sake. 20 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,400 I don't feel like it now. 21 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,040 Feel like it? We decided. 22 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,000 Aren't you coming? 23 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:55,840 Sorry. 24 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,040 What? 25 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,560 You got a parking ticket. I had to move the car. 26 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,400 - There you go. - Thanks. 27 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,200 A drink to start with, perhaps? 28 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,440 Yes. A bottle of Moët. Or is it pronounced "Moét"? 29 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,440 Yes. Lovely. 30 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,000 What are we celebrating? 31 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,960 Us. The future... 32 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:21,720 Maybe. 33 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,840 Okay. 34 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:25,680 Does that mean that you've done it? 35 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,840 Do you really want me to? 36 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,680 Didn't we sit here six months ago? 37 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,640 You said you would quit your job next month, 38 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,840 and start working out, stop stressing and whatever. 39 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:47,600 Yeah, but then the job became more fun. And it's nice to be able to afford stuff. 40 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,520 Hey, I have something for you. 41 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,400 Or, well, for us. 42 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,520 - What's this? - It's arriving in two weeks. 43 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:01,520 Are you joking? 44 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,080 A bottle of champagne, similar to Moët. 45 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,800 You bought a couch that cost more than a Tesla without talking to me? 46 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,840 You love surprises. You said that you like surprises. 47 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,960 Breakfast in bed, that's a nice surprise. 48 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,600 A giant couch named The Swan... Not really a nice surprise. 49 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,400 I paid for it with my own money. 50 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,600 - Did you have a look at the menu? - I was just about to do that. 51 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:21,520 Yes. 52 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,560 So just because you make more money than me, it doesn't matter what I think? 53 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,600 No. Oh my God. That's really not the case. I'm sorry. 54 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:31,640 Well, are we ready? 55 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,920 I would really like to recommend our climate-smart pilgrim scallops. 56 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,440 - Thank you, we'll have them. - Yes. 57 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,200 - You're doing it again. - Doing what? 58 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,720 Deciding what I'm eating. What if I want something else? 59 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,000 - Something else...? - Yes. 60 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:48,480 We do have a dark horse on the menu right now, "Rocky Mountain Oyster". 61 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,480 - Yes, I'll have that. - That's a go? 62 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,960 You know you ordered bull testicles, right? 63 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,320 We recommend that you order seven or eight different dishes. 64 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:00,000 If you are a party of two, you can share some, pick some, bicker some... 65 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,520 It's his decision, so that's... 66 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,800 Just choose. 67 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,560 Yes. 68 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,320 So... 69 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,840 "Herring." Herring... 70 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:14,320 Or I could of course bring you a selection of my favorites. 71 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,920 - Yes, let's do that. - Thank you. 72 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:16,920 Yes. Thank you. 73 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,960 - What? - No, nothing. 74 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,280 I decided that she should decide. It's not the same thing. 75 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,920 Yes. Absolutely. Exactly. 76 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,200 - Morten. - Hi! 77 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,120 Hey. 78 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,440 I was in the neighborhood and remembered you said you were coming here. 79 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:37,040 I thought, "I'll pop in for a beer," but it's crowded at the bar. No service. 80 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:37,960 What the hell? 81 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,840 - Do you know who I saw outside? - No. 82 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,760 Oscar. You know, with the pageboy haircut and sweatband, my old PT. 83 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,760 You know, he used to be muscular as shit. 84 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,560 Do you know how scrawny he's become? 85 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,320 I said, "Shit, what have you done?" 86 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,200 He said, "I'm on a keto diet." 87 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:54,040 "No, you really shouldn't be," I thought. But I didn't say it. It didn't look good. 88 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,960 - Yeah. - I mean... Hi. 89 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,720 - I'm gonna take a leak. - Yes. See you. Yes. 90 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,480 Did you tell him we're having a date night? 91 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,480 He's allowed to be here if he wants. 92 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,000 What's the problem? 93 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,920 - No. No problem. - Good. 94 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:14,280 So... I'm really going to make an effort so we can do stuff like this more often. 95 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,480 Our beverage package... 96 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,480 For the love of God, we're in the middle of a sensitive conversation. 97 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,800 I'm sorry, but... 98 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:20,920 - No. - Thank you. 99 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,840 Fucking consumer society. 100 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,720 I mean... Seriously. 101 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,560 Aren't you answering? 102 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,280 No. I'm here with you now. 103 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,960 Something might be up with Eli. 104 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:45,640 Hello? 105 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,240 Hi, Hanna. You need to come home right away. 106 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,800 What? Has something happened? 107 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,760 No, but Eli wants you to come. 108 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,960 "Eli wants"? You're watching him. We haven't even been here an hour. 109 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,400 But his bond to you... 110 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:02,440 It's critical for the child's sense of safety, and for not feeling abandoned. 111 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,320 - To be able to regulate your emotions... - We'll be right there. 112 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,800 Bread made with black oats. 113 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,760 Can we have the bill, please? 114 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,840 Of course. Then I wish you good night. 115 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,680 Tusen takk, like you say in Norway. 116 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,000 Yes, thank you so much. Okay. 117 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,280 Are you coming? 118 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,080 Is that fermented milk? 119 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,120 Yes. Are you coming? 120 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,760 Yeah, I'm just going to clean up a bit. 121 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,160 Did you pick up the hemorrhoid cream? 122 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,560 - No, I'll pick it up tomorrow. - What? 123 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,600 Shush! He just fell asleep. 124 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,680 Mommy, I'm thirsty. 125 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,160 Here. We'll put it down here. 126 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:06,920 There you go. 127 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,800 Aren't you going to stop eating that fermented milk and eat me? 128 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,960 What? 129 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:24,360 Mr. Yoghurt Man, will you eat my yoghurt? 130 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,280 I'm very tired, Hanna. Can't we just wait until tomorrow? 131 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,680 Come here, my darling. 132 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,240 Ow. 133 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:50,720 Ow! 134 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,160 - Wild cat. - I'm sorry. 135 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,120 Wait. 136 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,080 You told me to eat you. 137 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:04,240 Yes, but can you come inside me, so we can make a little mini-me. 138 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,320 I'm ovulating. 139 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,480 Or... Or mini-you. 140 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:15,200 I need to get up early tomorrow, six a.m. I don't have the energy. 141 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,240 What do you mean, "don't have the energy"? 142 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,920 The restaurant, The Swan... 143 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,720 - And The Swan is...? - The couch. 144 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,000 But you know I can't come on my own. 145 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:28,160 You're talking about having a baby. It doesn't exactly make me horny. 146 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,800 You don't even have the time for the family you have, Hanna. 147 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,400 I don't understand what you're thinking. 148 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,200 Okay, well... 149 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:45,840 I'll do it, then. 150 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:49,520 Do what? 151 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,120 I'll quit my job. 152 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,920 If that's what you want, then quit. 153 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,680 - Yes, I wanted to... - Wait. 154 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,880 - Obama. - I, uh... 155 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,800 There was actually something that I... 156 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,560 I forgot to fix that. 157 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,440 There's something I want to talk to you about. 158 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,640 It's not easy, but I thought... 159 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,320 I've noticed that you haven't been doing that well lately. 160 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,200 All I can say is that you are not alone. 161 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,640 My sister-in-law went through the same thing for several years. 162 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,760 Here. 163 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,200 - What's that? - The women's shelter. 164 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:02,280 - And ask to speak to Sofia. A great girl. - What? 165 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,560 If you ask me, I think you should leave that damn bastard. 166 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,440 - No, but... - You deserve someone a lot better. 167 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,320 Yes, but that's not it. He's not like that. 168 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,000 You are a strong woman. 169 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,320 You're smart, you're great, you're nice, 170 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,440 and most of all... you're really fucking good. 171 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,280 What's this? 172 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,320 You are now our representative in all international matters. 173 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,800 But you said that would be impossible. 174 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,480 Congratulations. 175 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,200 Uh... Okay... 176 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,760 You're going to go to festivals. 177 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:40,800 Cannes, Venice, Berlinale, San Sebastián, Gothenburg... 178 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,560 Yes, I know. But that wasn't why I came here. 179 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:47,440 I wanted to talk to you about... I've been under a lot of stress. 180 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,800 I'm not sure if you've noticed. Maybe it's been hard for me to show it. 181 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,360 You don't have to sit here and give excuses. 182 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:57,720 It can happen to anyone. Strong women, weak women, men... 183 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,960 But there is help. 184 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,840 - Alcoholics Anonymous. - No... 185 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,000 Google it. 186 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:06,320 The thing is that this job would mean a lot more stress. 187 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,200 But you will be able to handle it. 188 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,480 If anyone can do it, it's you. 189 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,040 You're the brightest person here. You're the best employee we've had. 190 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,960 You're fantastic. You're irreplaceable. 191 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,880 I can't think of anyone better. 192 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:25,800 You're well liked, you're good with people, languages, English... 193 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,520 - It's... Wow. - Yes, but... 194 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,760 What did you want to talk about? 195 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,480 Well, I came here... I came here to... 196 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,640 I wanted to... 197 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,120 I want a raise. 198 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,840 - Is that him? - Yes. Sorry, but I... 199 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,840 He knows you're at work, right? 200 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,680 - He doesn't respect you. - No. 201 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:54,760 - Well, I'll think about this and... - I'll give you a thousand a month. 202 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,680 - Yes, but... - Two thousand. 203 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:00,200 But you can't say anything to anyone. Especially not Ola. 204 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,120 I mean, anyone can do my job. 205 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,000 Anyone. 206 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,880 I'm grateful. I'm grateful... 207 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,040 I... 208 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,120 What? 209 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,600 - I was just wondering what floor. - I'm just going up and down. 210 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,680 Okay. Got it. 211 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:25,280 Anyone can do my job. I mean, anyone. Ola. 212 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,080 No... 213 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,800 So, down again? Or...? 214 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,520 No... Just press the sixth floor. I'm going to do it. 215 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:36,760 Good for you. 216 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,800 - Hi. - Hi. 217 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,480 I want to talk about something. 218 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,880 It'll have to be a walk-and-talk. I need to get home. Lasse has thrown up. 219 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,960 Okay... Lasse? 220 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,800 Yeah, the kids' goldendoo... Our goldendoodle. 221 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,400 - Shit. Okay. - It's chaos at home. 222 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,720 But I thought, I just want to... 223 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,360 If we could just... I quit. 224 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,120 God. Are you okay? 225 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,960 Damn! 226 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,800 Three thousand, then. I can't do more. 227 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,480 It's actually not about money. But thank you. 228 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,000 You need to think this over. Go home and just... 229 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,200 No, I've made up my mind. 230 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,360 But what about the report you're doing? 231 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:25,640 - And the festivals? The Christmas party? - Yes, I know. 232 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:30,160 Maybe it's a dumb thing to say about one's job, but it's really not that hard. 233 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,600 I mean, anyone could do it. Even Asrin. 234 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,800 - Asrin, who...? - Yes, Golnaz' niece. The intern. 235 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,600 She would do a great job. 236 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,400 I need to start prioritizing other things. 237 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,680 - I'm sorry. - Is this one of those Machu Picchu things? 238 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,600 No. 239 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,160 No one else can be Eli's mother, so... 240 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,400 Yeah. Fuck it. And I... 241 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:55,640 I'm sorry. I'll comp off my overtime. No need to drag it out. 242 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,640 Yes, sorry. 243 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,080 You've reached Morten. Leave a message after the beep. 244 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,440 Stop, look, listen. 245 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,800 Hi. I didn't think you could make the Wednesday training sessions. 246 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,000 I've done it. 247 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,320 Done what? You broke up with Morten? 248 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,000 No, God. I quit my job. 249 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,400 Why? 250 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,000 You know, it's been really stressful, and I promised Morten to kind of... 251 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,240 What do you mean, you promised Morten? This isn't the '50s. 252 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:27,240 You're allowed to have a boyfriend and a family and a career. It's fine. 253 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,680 That's what you think. 254 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,320 Well, never mind. It's done now. 255 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:34,280 Yeah, but it's not "never mind". It's going to look bad on your resume. 256 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,760 And we just updated your LinkedIn profile. 257 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,320 Fuck! 258 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,320 - What is it? - My milk ducts are blocked. 259 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,440 My whole fucking body hurts, and just leaks and sweats. 260 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,520 My cunt feels like sandpaper. 261 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,160 Come on now, girls. Let's go! No resting here, right? Come on! 262 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,560 - I delivered a baby three months ago. - Just go for it. Show me. 263 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,560 Sandpaper, huh? 264 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,480 Sandpaper. Petter has a chafed dick. 265 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,880 Will you come with me to check out party venues this week? My 40th birthday party. 266 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,840 I won't be able to. I have so much to take care of for Saturday. 267 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,600 Girls, is resting all you do here? 268 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,080 - Let's work as hard as the others. - Yes! 269 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,120 She'll be 40 soon, this one! 270 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,720 All the more reason to work hard. Come on. 271 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,120 Forty, that's when doors really start closing, Hanna. 272 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,560 You know the risk of a miscarriage increases by 50%? 273 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,720 - Hi. - And birth defects. 274 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,560 Petter also wanted to work out. 275 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,560 - Do you have a babysitter? - No, Ebbe is sleeping in his stroller. 276 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,440 He's at child care. 277 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,560 What? 278 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,840 But Petter! 279 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,240 What the hell? He's three months old! 280 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:41,240 He's a baby! You can't just hand him in like a coat! 281 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,680 Ebbe! Darling! 282 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,000 - Damn it! - What? 283 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,880 You're out of your mind! 284 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,560 What? A kettlebell could fall over on him. 285 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:04,120 I need to buy rain pants and pick up a photo book and get some stuff done. 286 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,560 - Yes... Bye. - Bye. 287 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,040 - Remember the naming ceremony on Saturday. - Of course. 288 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:12,240 - I was supposed to be training. - What? 289 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,560 Okay, let go. 290 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,480 Do you think Daddy will be happy now? 291 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,120 Can you paint me like a zombie? 292 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,120 A zombie? 293 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:25,680 I can do that. 294 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,840 Some brain here? Some brain. 295 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,240 With the white. 296 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,880 Let's do it this way. 297 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,240 You're... 298 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,600 That's great. 299 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,560 And hold your arms out like this. 300 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,080 Hello? 301 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:53,880 What? 302 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,800 Hi! 303 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,520 We came as fast as we could. 304 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,320 Hey, sweetie. Is that the Hulk? 305 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,640 What happened? 306 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,960 He grabbed an e-scooter at lunch, and a pickpocket showed up. 307 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:13,200 I was registering my e-scooter, and felt someone grab something in my back pocket. 308 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,040 So I drove after him and tried to stop him, 309 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,920 but then my front wheel got stuck in the tramway rail, 310 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,640 and I sprained my leg. And my AirPods were wrecked. 311 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,960 - Oh, God. - Yeah. 312 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,640 And then you ended up here in the hospital? 313 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,560 Yes. 314 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,880 Eli, would you like to go and get an ice cream with Ali? 315 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,200 - What? No. Shit. - I want ice cream. 316 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,320 Okay. Yeah, I was going to get coffee anyway. Oat milk? 317 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,480 - Yes, please. - Okay. Excuse me. 318 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,360 How are you feeling? 319 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,080 What do you think? Did you even listen to what I just said? 320 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,400 There we go. Here's a little paracetamol. 321 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,600 - Thank you. - Water. 322 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,720 You're sweet. 323 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,200 Thanks. You think so? 324 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,920 Yes, that means nice. He's Danish, so... 325 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,760 Let's see. 326 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,560 It's so crazy that you fell on an e-scooter. I've done that too. 327 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,760 - You've done it too? No! - Yes. 328 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,520 I've fallen too, actually. 329 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,800 Although it was on a bike. 330 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,120 And it wasn't that bad, actually. 331 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,480 No. 332 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,520 I keep wondering if this will change me. 333 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,160 You believe the best about others. 334 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,480 Exactly. You work with people... 335 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:30,000 I know what you mean. I am the same. That's why I chose to become a nurse. 336 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,080 - Really? - Yes. 337 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,920 I work with people too, actually. Although a little more creatively. 338 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,920 - I'm afraid I have to go. - Okay. 339 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,600 - But I'll be back. - Lovely. 340 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,080 - Get some rest. - Okay. Thanks. See you. 341 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,040 Yes. 342 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,760 You don't work with people. 343 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,840 I mean, there are people where you work, 344 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,240 but that's not what me and Louise were talking about. 345 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,560 - You and Louise? - Yes. 346 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,760 Yeah, okay, I get that I might not have been 347 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,480 the best in the world with all this home stuff, 348 00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,600 but that wll change. 349 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,520 Ow, damn it! 350 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,920 - I'm sorry. - Why do you have to grip it so hard? 351 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,320 - Ah, thank you. - Here. 352 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,640 Where's Eli? 353 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,920 He found an airplane in the playroom, I think. 354 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:19,800 Okay, but... We need to talk a little, so maybe you could go outside for a bit? 355 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,320 Maybe he needs peace and quiet. Did you think about that? 356 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,160 Maybe you can stop hanging around in his room like a little sticker? 357 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,080 Hanna. 358 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,040 When we get home, want me to make a hot fudge sundaes that you love? 359 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:35,800 Hot fudge sundae? He's lactose intolerant. Do you even know what he needs? 360 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:36,720 Excuse me? 361 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,360 He has to end up in a hospital to get some warmth. 362 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,000 The nurse was better at it than you. 363 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:49,240 Yeah, but she's probably done a thousand courses in it. It's her damn job. 364 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,960 Damn it, I'm warm, right? 365 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,960 You are a lot of things, but you are sure as hell not warm and chill. 366 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:54,880 No. 367 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,400 Who's more chill than me? 368 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,560 Hey, like, my whole phone book. 369 00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,760 - Alexander... - Chill. 370 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,680 Chill. 371 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280 - Anton... - Chill. 372 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,640 - Mega chill. Maybe too chill... - Smokes a lot of weed. 373 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,160 - Ariana... - Nah. The same. 374 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,240 She's like you. 375 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,720 But you won't let me near you. You just get annoyed when I want to cuddle. 376 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,680 And why do you think that is? 377 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,360 I only matter to you when you want something. 378 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,440 I mean, please, can you just give him some water? He's choking. 379 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,320 Buddy, you want some water? 380 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,920 Do you know how hard it is to live with someone who feels offended all the time? 381 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,320 Who's never happy and always blames me for everything? 382 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,600 Okay, maybe you shouldn't be with me, then. 383 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,880 What? 384 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,280 I could have died today. 385 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,280 I... 386 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,040 I don't want this anymore. 387 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,760 We're not good for each other. 388 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,920 Are you breaking up with me? 389 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,560 Believe me, I have really tried to make this work. 390 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,000 Yes, but... 391 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,040 Hey. 392 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,640 I quit my job, for fuck's sake. For you. 393 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,920 Or for us. 394 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,760 You quit your job? Why the hell did you do that? 395 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:12,600 That's what you wanted! That's all you've been going on about, that I work too much. 396 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,800 But it won't change you, Hanna. 397 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:18,960 I... 398 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,240 You can obviously stay in the apartment until you find somewhere else. 399 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,280 If you don't have anywhere to go. 400 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,280 Of course I can find somewhere else to move to, but... 401 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,480 I know it sounds harsh, but I have to do this. 402 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,360 All you have given me is stress and hemorrhoids. 403 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,000 I'll stay at Ali's this weekend, so you can pack in your own time. 404 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,960 Mm. Okay. 405 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,160 Fine, I'll move out. 406 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,480 On one condition. 407 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,680 That we see a therapist. We have a child together, damn it! 408 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,520 Here. 409 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,040 So fucking immature! 410 00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,480 Was that true? 411 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,840 Hi, you've reached Carolin. I can't answer the phone right now, 412 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,280 but if you leave your name and number, I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 413 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,640 Why are you crying, Mommy? 414 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,720 - I'm so happy that I'm your mother. - Okay. 415 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,160 I'll be staying with Carolin for a while. 416 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,200 Why? 417 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:32,120 Because she's... a little sad, and she... needs my help. 418 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,000 Yeah, okay. 419 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,960 But you and me, we will be able to... 420 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,720 see each other whenever we want and speak on the phone, anytime. 421 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,880 ASSHOLE 422 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,440 - Hi. - Hi, Hanna. 423 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,840 I'm sorry, it's been insanely stressful at home with Morten. 424 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,560 It's just chaos. I need... 425 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,000 somewhere to live for a couple of days. 426 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,440 I got you. 427 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,960 Yes. There. 428 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,520 I've been waiting for you to get in touch. 429 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,640 Yeah... 430 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,680 What the hell, Hanna? Ebbe's naming ceremony. 431 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,480 You were supposed to be Ebbe's godmother. 432 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,320 We've thought about our relationship over the weekend, 433 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,400 and we feel that we've had enough. 434 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,560 What do you mean, "we feel"? 435 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,760 You're just going to have to respect what we're saying. 436 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,480 Okay... 437 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,400 Well, I'm sorry. 438 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,640 Huh? I'm not... 439 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,520 You've been wrapped up in this baby thing. 440 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,200 You haven't had time to get together either. 441 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,480 Check into a hotel. You can afford it. 442 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,160 Yeah, but I emptied my account for that damned Swan, so... 443 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,160 It's a big, fucking couch, but it doesn't matter. 444 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,000 I just don't want to be alone right now. 445 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,520 I'm sorry, Hanna. I can't be the friend you need right now. 446 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,920 We'll be in touch. 447 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,120 - Hi, Hanna! - Hi, Mom. 448 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,760 Is everything okay? Yes, I'll be right there. 449 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,440 Well, actually, no... 450 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,520 Hey, I can barely hear you. It's this damn phone. 451 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,360 And I can't really talk right now. Hey, can I call you back later? 452 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,320 - Okay, but I... - Here's your coffee. 453 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,720 Bye. 454 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:32,240 LOOKING (FOR A FRIEND) FOR TEMPORARY ACCOMMODATION IN STOCKHOLM. 455 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,800 Hi, this is Beata Franzén. 456 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,280 I'm calling regarding the party venue you were supposed to look at today. 457 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,200 Hi. 458 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,200 I'm sorry, my life has been really chaotic... 459 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,880 No problem, I'll reschedule. Tuesday at 7:00 p.m.? 460 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,160 Yes, that will be great. Thank you. 461 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,560 Excuse me. We're closing. 462 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,320 Okay. I just need to use the restroom, if I may. 463 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,880 No drugs or anything, we have a zero policy on that. 464 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,040 No. Absolutely not. 465 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,560 Don't you have anywhere to go? 466 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,040 Yeah. Of course I do. 467 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,640 My things, can I just leave them here? 468 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,280 I don't think anyone will take them. 469 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,000 CONTACTS 470 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,400 Hello? 471 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,960 Hi, Leyla. It's Hanna. 472 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,920 Hanna? Hanna who? 473 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,840 Hanna from ninth grade. 474 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,320 - No! - Hi! 475 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,640 I mean, are you kidding me? You're kidding! 476 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,280 Did you miss me? Are you moving in, or what's happening? 477 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:11,040 Hi! I mean, look at you! 478 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,920 No, you still don't have a butt. 479 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,040 No, no butt. 480 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,200 Damn, this is nice. You've really gotten your life together. 481 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,480 I don't know about "gotten", it was hardly for free. 482 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,880 Well, hey, that's the little one's room. 483 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,160 She is super spoiled. 484 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,360 The kitchen, the upstairs, the living room, 485 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,240 the fireplace... It's not on right now. There's a pool. 486 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,800 And here's Emir's room. He's 17 now. 487 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,120 You can sleep in here. 488 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,160 Teenagers, man... 489 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,400 Damn, I don't get it. They're so damn filthy. 490 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,800 But where are they now? 491 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,680 They're visiting Micke's mom in Dalarna, driving home tonight. 492 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,320 I had a meeting. 493 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,880 I put clean sheets in the bottom bunk. He'll sneak in when he gets home. 494 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,200 You would have had the guest room, but we're redecorating it. 495 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,600 - No, this is fine. - Okay. 496 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,280 - Thanks. - It beats sleeping on the street. 497 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,120 Hi. 498 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,520 Good morning. 499 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,040 Did everyone already eat? 500 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,720 Please, Hanna. It's 10:30. They've gone to work and school. 501 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,480 - I'm working from home today. - Yes. 502 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,480 You're bringing out my wild teenage self as usual, I guess. 503 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,040 Except being 14 is a bit different than being 40, huh? 504 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,840 - Double espresso. - Thank you. 505 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,080 I know someone you can go to with that. 506 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,200 With what? 507 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,600 Okay. Is it very visible? 508 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,600 It's super visible. 509 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,520 But, hey... What's happened? 510 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,600 Well, we have... 511 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,000 We've just taken a break. 512 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,600 We have a couples therapist you can go to. He's into God and stuff. 513 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,960 Not the average guy. Family values, you know. 514 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,080 - He will get you two back together again. - You think? 515 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,480 I'm sure of it. I'll send you his number. 516 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,080 I'll send you the girl's number as well, for the... 517 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,480 For this to be meaningful, 518 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,560 I think you both need to think very carefully about 519 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,480 if either of you want to stay together. 520 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,880 I mean, I want to... 521 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,680 if he can change and all that. 522 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,600 What goes through your mind when Hanna says that? Do you want her to change? 523 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,520 No, I mean... 524 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,760 I can't do this anymore. My body is giving up, damn it. 525 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,600 Bite the bullet, for God's sake... Women have done it for thousands of years. 526 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,960 It sounds like you want to assign blame, Hanna. 527 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:41,920 Yes. 528 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:47,960 I mean, most couples have things they need to work on in their relationship, 529 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,400 but it's not always doable. 530 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,840 In those cases you have to be able to face another scenario. 531 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,680 Otherwise the situation can become very... deadlocked. 532 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,360 This feels very vague. 533 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,320 Can't we just make some sort of deal that... 534 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,000 I start prioritizing you, and you stop whining? 535 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,720 Hanna, you need someone you can't boss around. 536 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,760 Or someone who doesn't mind it. Someone very strong or someone very weak. 537 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,560 Could we grab something to eat? 538 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,760 I have to get back to work. 539 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,280 Can you look after Eli on Thursday? 540 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,680 Yes. 541 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,840 What are you going to do? 542 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,200 I have a meeting. 543 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,240 A meeting? What, do you have a date? 544 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,760 With whom? 545 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,640 I have fought for this relationship for two years. 546 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:55,160 You've been so busy, you didn't even see how bad I felt. It's too late now. 547 00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,400 I want a silver lining every day, not just whenever you have the time for it. 548 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,640 I'm fighting like a goddamn animal to make ends meet, and to make us money. 549 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,280 The only thing you care about is that damn silver lining. 550 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,160 Yes, because I want to feel good now. 551 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,080 Don't forget we're meeting Eli's teacher tomorrow morning at eight. 552 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,240 Are you kidding me? 553 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,080 Do you know how Eli got his damn waterproof trousers in the right size? 554 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,680 - Why are we talking about trousers? - What did he give Hampus for his birthday? 555 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:28,640 Do you have any idea? No, because I buy all that stuff. I get this stuff done. 556 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,880 I do the shopping, I do the baking... You don't even notice it! 557 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:37,120 You're the one who forgets Eli's things, and I'm the one who reminds you! 558 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,000 You can change your own damn toilet rolls. 559 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,240 Goddamn silver lining! We're parents, for fuck's sake! 560 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,560 Excuse me. The card was declined. 561 00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:00,160 Do you have another one you could try, or maybe you can call someone? 562 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,800 Hey, I wasn't done. Can I...? 563 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,040 Hey. 564 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,400 - The financial yuppie dudes in the corner. - Yes? 565 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,640 - They haven't been served. - I'll take care of it. 566 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,200 - Take care of it. - I promise. 567 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,760 He is so damn uncool. He thinks he fucking owns me. 568 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,520 You know what? Forget about payment. It's on him. 569 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,080 Yes, let's do that. 570 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,480 By the way, did you find somewhere to live? 571 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,000 Yes... Sort of. 572 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,640 That's great. Congratulations! Nice! 573 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,440 Here I am. 574 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,560 You forgot your phone. 575 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,640 It's someone called Asshole. Is that your boyfriend? 576 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,360 It's my ex. 577 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:09,080 Shouldn't you go in and take care of those... corporate dudes? 578 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,240 Your boss seemed pretty pissed at you. 579 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,560 Yeah, I guess maybe I should. 580 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,400 But his chi, it's like... Something is fucked up with it. 581 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,640 I mean, it's like... His energies are all over the place. 582 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,640 He should be super-worried. 583 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,200 But I'm not. 584 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,960 Liv? You're not getting paid to sit here and chat, you know. 585 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,640 I'm sorry, but... I feel like you're mad now. 586 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,800 I'm sensing your anger. 587 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,760 Look, he becomes all flushed. 588 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,800 He doesn't seem at all receptive for an adult conversation. 589 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,120 If I'm a thousand percent honest, this job wasn't a perfect fit anyway. 590 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,000 You know what? I quit. 591 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,320 My bag... 592 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,160 Ah, fuck it. I'll get it myself. 593 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,760 Come on. We're going to The Lady and the Titty. 594 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,880 - Don't look so scared. It'll be fun. - Where are we going? 595 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,120 Shot race. 596 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,120 You look great, but I think you should change your top. 597 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,200 - What? - Just try it on. 598 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,360 What is this? 599 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,480 Wait. I'll apply some eyeshadow. 600 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,360 - Is this for a baby? - You'll look great in that. 601 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,880 Stop worrying about a job. Just get a new one. 602 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,080 And besides, you're the one choosing them, not the other way around. 603 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,360 Hey, how are you doing, really? 604 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,000 You kind of feel a little... 605 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,560 blocked. 606 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,640 What? 607 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:42,120 What does the pussy say? Is it disappointed too? 608 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,480 I don't know, should it say something? 609 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,880 Yes, you have to listen! 610 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,800 You need to let your pussy free. 611 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,600 Otherwise, you will be dead before you're 40. 612 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,440 I'm 40 in a couple of weeks. 613 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,040 Then you're in a hurry. 614 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,160 Close your eyes. And think about your pussy. 615 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,880 Do you feel it throbbing? 616 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,120 That's all your unused life energy. 617 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,720 That's where your life engine is. You need to let it out. 618 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,400 What am I supposed to...? 619 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,920 Stop being such a dork and do what I say. 620 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,800 Check out someone hot, and do the thinking with the inside of your vagina. 621 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,000 Then look away for four seconds. 622 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,360 Then look back. 623 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,680 Sometimes you just need something like that to get the system going. 624 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,960 Pussy first. 625 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,520 Check it out. 626 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,280 - Be quiet and leave before they wake up. - Okay. 627 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,000 Nice, a tribal. 628 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,320 Damn, that's retro. 629 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,560 When did you get it? 630 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,320 - Ninety-eight. - Ninety-eight? 631 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,640 That's when I was born. 632 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,720 Hanna. 633 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,320 Hi. 634 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,920 I'm sorry! 635 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,640 - I'm really... - Please. 636 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,280 - Here's your top. - You were supposed to leave. 637 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,080 The other way... 638 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,360 Fuck, I forgot my phone. 639 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,800 Hey, I'll... See ya. 640 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,800 Bye. 641 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,280 - Hi. - Hi. 642 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,440 Sorry. I forgot my phone. Can I...? 643 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,400 Okay. 644 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,600 Thanks. I think... 645 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,240 Right. Here it is. 646 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:03,760 Do you want these? 647 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,800 No, I'm fine, thanks. 648 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,920 I recognize you. 649 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,360 Do you go to Maria too? 650 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,200 - The addiction treatment center? - No. 651 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,120 - Hello? - Hi! 652 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,200 Are you on your way? 653 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,360 Yes, I'm on my way. 654 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,160 There was just a little... But yeah, I'm coming. 655 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,080 Bye. 656 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,840 Hey, excuse me. Could I...? 657 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:52,880 Hi! God, I'm sorry. 658 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,560 I'm late. 659 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,040 Insanely stressful morning. Sorry. 660 00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,600 Thanks for waiting. 661 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,160 Really. 662 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,960 Have I missed something? 663 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:14,920 We're... 664 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,040 I thought that maybe we could get a coffee... 665 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,960 - What the hell is wrong with you? - There are kids here. 666 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,040 You pulled out a used fucking condom in front of the teacher. 667 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,280 And what the hell are you wearing? 668 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,280 What the hell is wrong with you? 669 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,280 Where's Eli? 670 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,440 Leave him be. You'll just scare him. 671 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,040 Hi! 672 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,040 Hi, sweetie! Hi, my love. I've missed you. 673 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,720 When are you coming home? 674 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,120 It's going to take some time before Mommy comes home, you know. 675 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,760 But you can come to me on Thursday, we can have ice cream... 676 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,920 I have something for you. 677 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,880 You do? 678 00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,200 Thank you. 679 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,560 Now Mommy has to go. 680 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,440 Okay. 681 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,800 Hey, Morten... 682 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:10,600 Wait! 683 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,080 Hey, Morten! 684 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:23,760 The most hated woman in Sweden after Bride of Christ. 685 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,880 Hi, babe. Quattro Stagioni? 686 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,000 Shit, it was just chaos with that dude. 687 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,640 And my back is killing me. 688 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,640 Forget him. He is not important. 689 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:39,120 This is about you and your life energy. Focus on that. 690 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,520 Like masturbating, are you not doing it enough? 691 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,640 Not enough? Like, never. 692 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,920 Are you kidding me? 693 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,240 Well, I get bored. 694 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,080 I just lie there and think about what I'm going to buy, shop, take care of... 695 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,800 Cleaning and shit. 696 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:55,360 If I ever have the time, then I'm just tired, not horny. 697 00:42:56,040 --> 00:43:00,800 All the research shows that masturbation frees crazy amounts of feel-good hormones. 698 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,560 - Great for a backache. - I'm taking your Coke. 699 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:07,520 Oxytocin, dopamine, it lowers the level of cortisol in your body, 700 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,440 strengthens your immune system, you sleep better... 701 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,920 Weird that I have survived all these years. 702 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,600 But that's, like, the thing. 703 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,400 You're a perfect example of how worn your hair, skin and nails get 704 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,200 when you don't masturbate enough. 705 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:25,000 I'm going to show you something. Vital information, so pay attention. 706 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:27,720 What are you doing? 707 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,520 This is your vagine. 708 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,560 This is the mons veneris, these are the labia, this is the vagina. 709 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,640 This is the clitoris. You figured it out, right? 710 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,240 Yes. You're being so loud... 711 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:44,160 Then you might also know it's the only organ that exists only for pleasure. 712 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:48,120 It has eight fucking thousand nerve endings, and you never even cared. 713 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,080 Do you realize what you've been missing? 714 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:54,400 Anyway... Here, about three to five centimeters up is the G-spot. 715 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:59,360 That's what makes you able to get lovely fountain orgasms or, like, squirt. 716 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,880 And then, in between the anus and the vagina, that's your M-spot. 717 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,720 With some light pressure here you can have the greatest orgasm in the world. 718 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,720 Below that, if you rotate... Imagine that you're turning... There. 719 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,680 So that you're against the anus. 720 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,240 This soft and nice back wall, towards the anal, that's your O-spot. 721 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,680 - The shrimp? - The shrimp. 722 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,160 Obviously most easily stimulated through anal sex. 723 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:23,560 Then there's the P-spot. It's on the urethral orifice. 724 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,200 If you stimulate it right, you can come exactly like dudes. 725 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,040 It's an amusement park, and you've never even cared. 726 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,400 A woman's body is wasted on you. You should have been a man. 727 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,360 Thanks. 728 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,760 Why are you still here? Go home and masturbate! 729 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,360 Home? I don't have a home. 730 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:45,280 Buy the thing in my text and find a corner to masturbate in. 731 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,840 I have to go. I want to hear everything about the masturbation thing later. 732 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,240 - Yes. - Yes. 733 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,440 Pussy first. Bye, babe. Kisses! 734 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:53,600 Did it taste good? 735 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,560 - Kisses. - Yes. I can pay for us. 736 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,800 Oh my. Hanna. 737 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,920 I've called, but you haven't picked up. 738 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,920 - Is... Has something happened? - No, Mom. Nothing's happened. 739 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,280 I wanted to ask if I could stay here for a while. 740 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:18,200 I mean, there's no peace and quiet to work at home, so I just thought... 741 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,960 - Of course you can stay here. - You're on your way somewhere. 742 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,200 No, of course we'll cancel it if you need us. 743 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,840 I'll call Gunilla. I'll tell her we're not coming. 744 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:31,240 - New shoes? Chic. - Yeah. No... 745 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,160 How are you doing? 746 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,760 I'm fine. 747 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,200 I just have a lot on my plate right now. 748 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,760 Did he break up with you? 749 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,240 Why do you assume that he did? 750 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,120 Yes. 751 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,760 I mean... yes. 752 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,200 - Oh, my... - It'll be fine, honey. 753 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:09,680 Well, you're very lucky to have a good income, then. 754 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,640 If you're going to be on your own. 755 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,440 I quit my job, too, actually. 756 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,720 Oh, my. 757 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,600 Eva, it'll be fine. A lot of people do freelance work nowadays. 758 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,240 I was actually going to do some freelance work. 759 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:40,400 TORCH MARCH AGAINST NUCLEAR WEAPONS WOMEN FOR PEACE 760 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,040 Hello? 761 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,720 Hi! It's Beata. You had an appointment for viewing our party venue yesterday. 762 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,640 Mm. There won't be any damn party. 763 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:41,320 No... 764 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,200 - Good morning. - Morning, sweetie. Did you sleep well? 765 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,600 Absolutely. 766 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,120 Or... Not really. 767 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,120 - Coffee? - Yes, please. 768 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,760 - Here you go. - Thank you. 769 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,800 - What is it? - No, it's nothing. 770 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,800 I'm just thinking that maybe it's good for you to take it easy for a bit. 771 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,840 You've been working so much. 772 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,160 But work is the only place where I'm not chided for who I am. 773 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,000 But maybe Morten will come back to you if you work a little less. 774 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,320 I know it's been tough, but I didn't think you guys would break up. 775 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,840 I didn't think so either. 776 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,920 Wouldn't it be great if you could work it out? Hanna. 777 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,760 Yes, but I need to get a job. 778 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:48,040 I mean, there's nothing I want more than to have you here. 779 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,000 Really. 780 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,600 But I already hired someone for your position. 781 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,600 Wow, okay. 782 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,840 - That was quick. - Yes, I gave Asrin the job. 783 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,040 Asrin? 784 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,240 She's great. Thank you. 785 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,600 That was just something I said, it wasn't like... 786 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,280 But she needs an assistant. 787 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,080 My God... Hanna! 788 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:19,440 Hi! I didn't understand why you quit all of a sudden. Come on! Let's grab a soda. 789 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,560 No, yeah... 790 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,480 Admit it, you got the Netflix job. 791 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,520 - No, I mean... - Yes, you just... 792 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,440 So damn great that the job goes to a woman, and someone your age! 793 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,400 - Congratulations, fucking Netflix! - Yes... 794 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,040 - Shall we treat ourselves with some sugar? - Yes, thank you. 795 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:41,000 No, I didn't get that job. I actually don't have a job. 796 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:46,240 Staffan said that you needed an assistant or help with some things, and I thought... 797 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:48,480 Yes. 798 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,560 Let me just check my calendar. 799 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,000 Okay. Yes, it's a little tight, but you know what? 800 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,400 We'll squeeze it in. 801 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,040 We can do the interview now. 802 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,160 Interview? Okay, I mean... 803 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:04,800 I had your job. You were an intern. 804 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:08,400 Yes, but it's important to do everything correctly, so there's no talk of bias. 805 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,600 And that you have the motivation for the tasks. 806 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,080 That's super important. 807 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,000 So... Are you good at keeping timetables? 808 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,800 Scheduling...? 809 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,480 Yes. Sure. 810 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,160 This one is good. 811 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,440 Which word describes you the best? 812 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,200 Goal-oriented, individualistic or cooperative? 813 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,640 I guess I'm goal-oriented. 814 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:40,560 And cooperative, and all of it, really, I would say. 815 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,480 Classic answer. Good. 816 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,480 Do you have a basic understanding of the Microsoft package? 817 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:46,840 Excel and Keynote? 818 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,000 I know you did that course, but I had to help you a bit. 819 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:54,560 Yes, you had to do that, but that was because I gave you assignments. 820 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,600 You were an intern, so... 821 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,360 Okay, good. I just needed to know. 822 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:00,920 Exactly. 823 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,840 Okay, and... You know, let's do this one instead. 824 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:06,000 Can you describe one instance in your career 825 00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,280 where you did something extra and delivered above expectations? 826 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:19,680 What do you know. 827 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,080 - Hi. - Hi. 828 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,840 Time to go up and down with the elevator again? 829 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:25,800 No. 830 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,760 Take me to where you're going. 831 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,040 Absolutely. 832 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:35,760 Adam. 833 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:38,400 Hanna. 834 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,560 My buddies gave me a singing course as a gift. 835 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,480 Let the tonal rise... One of those gift packages. This way. 836 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,280 ...all the way up to the main timbre. 837 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,480 - Hi! Welcome. - Hi. 838 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:56,920 Drop-in, that's nice! 839 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,080 Just keep on breathing. Breathe in. 840 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,960 And out. 841 00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,280 And just breathe a few times. 842 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,960 Let out all the stress. 843 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,760 Yes... 844 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:15,000 Babies can scream endlessly. 845 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:16,880 Why is that? 846 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,400 - Dogs can bark as much as they want... - I'm sorry, I think I'll... 847 00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,360 ...without getting a sore throat and getting hoarse. Why? 848 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,000 They use the power of the womb. 849 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,480 Let's do a little barking. 850 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,440 Be my guest, go down on all fours. 851 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,800 And start in your pelvis. 852 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:35,360 And then you will bark like a big brown Labrador. 853 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,640 Thank you. Fantastic. And now let's bark like a... 854 00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:48,360 Could it be a Cocker Spaniel? 855 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,280 Yes, a Cocker Spaniel. Be my guest. 856 00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,360 Wonderful! Thank you! Thank you. 857 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,080 Breathe out all the bad energy, and breathe in the new energy. 858 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,400 Hi. 859 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,280 What's your name? 860 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,880 - Han... Hanna. - Hi, Hanna. 861 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,360 I think we should start with you. 862 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,480 - Okay. - Come. 863 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,040 - Where are we going? - Come. 864 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,080 Come. 865 00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:29,920 - Just relax. - Okay, yes. 866 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,640 Our voice reflects our inner power, 867 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:35,720 and its vibrations can heal lots of things, 868 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,840 like negative energy and physical problems. 869 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,920 The vagus nerve, 870 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,360 one of our most important internal organs, 871 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,560 is stimulated by singing. 872 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,080 Go ahead. Sing a song. 873 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,160 - What? - Sing a song. 874 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:55,920 Sing a song? 875 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,760 I can't sing, at all. 876 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:03,040 I will count to three. Just take whatever first comes to mind. 877 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,000 - No, I'm not at all... - Yes. 878 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,120 One... 879 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,240 two... 880 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,360 three. 881 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,960 Sing from the womb. 882 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,160 - Whoops! - Please, can you just...? 883 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:36,720 - Absolutely. - Just let me go. Thank you. 884 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,440 It was just a little... 885 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,720 I need to go to the restroom, and then I have this thing. 886 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,400 Yes. But you're very welcome back. 887 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,960 - Thanks. - Whenever you want. 888 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,520 Let's say bye-bye to Hanna. 889 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,480 Shit, my life is just... 890 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,320 At least you sang from your womb. 891 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,680 I quit my job to be more present in the relationship, 892 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,560 and now we're not together anymore. 893 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,840 So now I don't have my job either. 894 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:08,120 I mean, yeah, I got the job, but as an assistant to my previous job. 895 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,400 What about you? 896 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,120 What does your gut feeling say? 897 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,800 You have a mom who adores you. 898 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,960 Ouch. No, I wouldn't say that. 899 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,920 You have a child who's under the age of one, but sleeps through the night. 900 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:29,200 And you have a girlfriend from Nyköping who is about to get a doctor's degree. 901 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,200 Wow. Good guess. But you're wrong. 902 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,320 - But I feel like it's time soon. - With the girl from Nyköping? 903 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,480 Unfortunately, she doesn't exist either. 904 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:45,320 Okay, so you are simply emotionally open 905 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,760 to being constantly interrupted for four years? 906 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,160 Yes. 907 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:50,920 Exactly. 908 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,120 Hey, I... wanted to ask if I could take you out to dinner. 909 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,560 Unless you're scared of heights. But you seem brave and open-minded. 910 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:36,000 ASSHOLE: CAN YOU COME BY WITH ELI'S HARMONICA? 911 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:08,120 My God, that kiss was amazing, completely different than Morten's. 912 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,880 We're going hang gliding tomorrow. 913 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,080 Some experiential thing. 914 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,080 Okay. But you hardly know each other. You just met. 915 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,320 Yes, but I don't know. There was something special about him. 916 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,240 Okay. 917 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,320 Hey, what are you doing? 918 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,360 I'm sorry. Shit. I'm coming. 919 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,360 Fuck it, now I'm feeling anxious. I'm not doing it. Bad idea. 920 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,920 What does the pussy want? 921 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,360 - My pussy is going gliding. - Good. 922 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:42,920 ...and this is the crossbar, which spreads the wings apart. 923 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,440 And here we have the rigging with the wires. 924 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:50,280 It's very important to check these, so that they're not twisted. 925 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,360 Then you attach the hook. 926 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,600 There you go. Now you can try to lie down. 927 00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:00,800 Yes. Then we'll hang up the harness like that. 928 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,480 - Hi. - Yes, hi. How are you guys doing? 929 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,560 Good. How are you? 930 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,760 Yeah, I'm all right. 931 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,360 I've got a new job and it's... 932 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,120 It's not at all as demanding, so that's good. 933 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:44,040 Sounds good. 934 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,920 And I have started to learn to stress down and all that. 935 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,440 I started singing. Or, just once. 936 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,200 And done one of those hang gliding things, when you fly a little and stuff. 937 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,000 I don't know, I feel like I... 938 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,760 I've landed in myself a little bit more now. 939 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,920 Okay. How are you getting on with getting an apartment? 940 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:10,040 Yes... Well no... I mean, I'm getting there. I'm looking, and stuff. 941 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:14,360 I did feel a little guilty about it ending the way it did. 942 00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,560 But this is my apartment, so... 943 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:20,800 Yes. 944 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,120 - You wanted to talk to Eli, right? - Yes... 945 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,840 I thought you and I could... 946 00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,600 You can talk to Mommy. 947 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:27,520 Hi. 948 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,720 I love you. 949 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,800 I love you too. 950 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:49,640 APARTMENTS - MAX 3,500,00 SEK 951 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,800 NO RESULTS 952 00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,440 ERSTAGATAN - 5,000 SEK DOKTOR ABELINS GATA - 18,000 SEK 953 01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,480 LOUISE HENRIKA AXELSSON, STOCKHOLM NURSING, FRIENDS AND FAMILY 954 01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,320 FOLLOW 955 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:25,760 No! 956 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:27,680 Damn! 957 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,160 No! 958 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,920 Hey, what happened? 959 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:40,040 Oh, sorry. No, I... It's just a friend has died, so I... 960 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:43,080 Oh no, my poor little thing! 961 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,120 - Jeez. Were you close? - Yes, pretty close. 962 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,720 Oh, that's awful. 963 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,320 Thanks. 964 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,120 And here's half a balcony, 965 01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,000 a nice French balcony. 966 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,080 Really nice furniture too. 967 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,320 - Seventeen thousand, right? - Nice wallpaper... 968 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:12,120 Fridge, freezer, stove, microwave... 969 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,320 Huh? It doesn't get any better. 970 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:16,800 No. 971 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,640 Perfect. And look at this, the bedroom. 972 01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,000 Nice view of the courtyard. 973 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:23,800 Bathroom, shower... 974 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,960 What's in there, then? 975 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,160 It's rented out. 976 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:32,960 Oh. 977 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,240 But I think you should go for it. 978 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,320 The rent is really good for Södermalm/City. 979 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,320 It doesn't get any better than this. 980 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:50,280 Hi, Hanna. I'm sorry, I can't talk right now because Petter has a cold, 981 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,760 but I'll call you later, okay? Kisses. 982 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,560 {\an8}THE RASPBERRY CAVE - A BOOK ON VAGINAL SEX LIV: DID YOU LISTEN? 983 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:01,000 {\an8}I'VE RENTED AN UGLY APARTMENT 984 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,240 AND ADAM HAS GHOSTED ME! 985 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,680 WHO'S ADAM? BUY THE STIMULATOR LIKE I SAID 986 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:17,400 The vagina can be a good gauge of life and how we are feeling. 987 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:22,520 Seeing the vagina like a person who keeps everything on track for you 988 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,240 can be a tool to get a sense of well-being. 989 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,240 What does the vagina want you to do? 990 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:37,520 Will the vagina be happy if you cut down on expenses so that you can work less? 991 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,040 If you schedule in some free time, 992 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,960 start dancing, take a bubble bath, 993 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:47,760 read comics, short porn stories, 994 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,080 take up horse riding? 995 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:53,560 Does the vagina want you to let out your inner slut? 996 01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:58,120 Does your vagina want you to do things that make you laugh? 997 01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:00,680 Does your vagina think that you... 998 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:40,840 Are you okay in there? 999 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,560 Yes. 1000 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:22,240 The important thing is to care about others, but to not forget about yourself. 1001 01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:24,360 When does the vagina say, "no"? 1002 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,400 Hanna? 1003 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,720 - Hi. - You know you're late, right? 1004 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:33,000 I had to take all the notes myself at the meeting. It was super stressful. 1005 01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:33,920 I'm sorry. 1006 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,960 BE ON TIME! IMPORTANT 1007 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:38,680 R.I.P. 1008 01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:40,960 Hanna. 1009 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:42,800 Hi. 1010 01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,280 - Hi. - Everything okay? 1011 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,840 I was talking to Asrin, and we felt it would be great 1012 01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,840 if you could empty the office storeroom. 1013 01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:54,400 We need the space. 1014 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,000 Uh... Yes. 1015 01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:03,240 That's great. I can help you later, but I have a lot on my plate right now, so... 1016 01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,200 - Now, or...? - That'd be great. 1017 01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:10,440 Listen, one more thing. I was thinking about the vision document. 1018 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:14,200 I'm working on it now, and have based it on your old one, 1019 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:17,160 because it was pretty well-structured, I thought. 1020 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:22,200 So I was just thinking, maybe you would like to sort of polish... 1021 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,160 Like, polish and finish it. 1022 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,560 I'll just see who's calling, then I'll take care of it. 1023 01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:33,080 Good. 1024 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,800 - Hello? - Hi, Hanna. 1025 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,480 I'm standing here with your gigantic couch. 1026 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,640 I almost broke my back carrying it up to the apartment. 1027 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,240 Could you get someone to come pick it up? 1028 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:49,680 Yes, but it wasn't... It was for you, so what am I supposed to do? 1029 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:53,520 Yes, but it takes up the whole apartment, so please take care of it. 1030 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:07,240 Hi. Carolin can't talk. She's resting. 1031 01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:08,880 I can't either. Bye. 1032 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:04,200 - Hi! - Hi. 1033 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,160 You okay? 1034 01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:06,800 Yes, I'm fine. 1035 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,840 Where's... Where's Eli? 1036 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,800 - He's playing with Legos. - Hi. 1037 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,640 You've met Louise. 1038 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,040 Yes, and you check out my Insta stories, right? 1039 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,200 Yes, that's right. 1040 01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:24,000 Yes, you seem like a really nice girl, so that's good. 1041 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:27,280 A girl who doesn't have anything of her own to, you know... 1042 01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:30,160 Yes, who only thinks of you. Food and pillows and stuff. 1043 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,000 Shall we take a look at the couch? 1044 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,920 - Maybe you want these. - Good. Thanks. 1045 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,880 I'll take the painting, too, now that I'm here. 1046 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:50,000 Already? 1047 01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:53,240 But it's ours. 1048 01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:57,720 Sure, but I have a van, and I was the one who paid for it. 1049 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,640 So maybe it's a little bit more mine? 1050 01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:16,760 We can't wake him up. 1051 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:20,040 I'm sorry to bother you, but I have to talk to her. 1052 01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,720 She feels really let down by you, Hanna. 1053 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:27,000 And she's very tired. Hormones and stuff. It's a special thing to become a mother. 1054 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,360 Yes, I know. I am a mother. 1055 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:31,600 But you're more of a mom on the side. 1056 01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:35,080 - No... - She doesn't need any girl drama. 1057 01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:37,680 - Move over. - She's asleep. Please. 1058 01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:41,200 What are you listening to, a fucking anxiety aquarium? 1059 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,680 - I mean, I'm sorry. - Hi. 1060 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:46,640 I get that I've been a pain in the ass and that... 1061 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:49,360 I get that I have been all wrapped up in my own stuff. 1062 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:52,880 But I have been through the worst crisis in my whole life, 1063 01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:54,560 and you haven't been there at all. 1064 01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:57,960 Just because I didn't show up at your new-bourgeoisie fucking naming thing! 1065 01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:01,280 I thought our friendship was worth more, but apparently not. 1066 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:02,280 So you know what? 1067 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,960 I have been with you through this "getting..." 1068 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:08,120 Stop it. 1069 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,520 Go spin a fucking wine bottle or something. 1070 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,760 I've been with you through the whole "getting pregnant on your own" thing, 1071 01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:17,000 before you met this damn idiot who quotes Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson. 1072 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:21,520 I have gone with you to Denmark. I've had your back for, like, 20 years. 1073 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:25,400 And then, when I really, really need you, you immediately dump me. 1074 01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:27,760 Then I'm a bad friend, all of a sudden. 1075 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:29,560 We don't want this negative energy... 1076 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:35,280 Can you hear this mansplaining fucking know-it-all talking for you? Can you? 1077 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:38,040 Because the echo is fucking big! 1078 01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:41,040 Get in touch when you wake up from this psychosis. 1079 01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,880 There, there... 1080 01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:55,320 Well, that was liberating, but it's a bit Agatha Christie-ish. 1081 01:10:55,400 --> 01:11:00,160 There's no one left now. No Morten. No Carro. No Adam. 1082 01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,480 Chill, they seem really uncool anyway. 1083 01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:04,480 Come on, chin up. 1084 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:07,520 You know, I usually think all the love songs are about me. 1085 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,640 Like, "You are the most beautiful thing," 1086 01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,560 and that the pussy is singing to me. 1087 01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:22,600 We need to change your track. I can feel it. We can't have this. 1088 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,440 First, a little sage cleanse. 1089 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:27,920 It removes all the bad energies and adds good vibes. 1090 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,680 We have to get going now. 1091 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:31,040 Sweetie, come here! 1092 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,720 Yeah, I'll take that twig. 1093 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,200 - I'll try it, I promise. - Good. 1094 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,320 Did you have fun? 1095 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,800 - Bye, Eli! - Bye. 1096 01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:47,480 God, you're jumping so far! I can't jump that far. Whoops! 1097 01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:49,600 If you could choose any boat you like... 1098 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,920 None. They're all so crappy. 1099 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,560 They're not crappy, come on. 1100 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,360 Yes. None, I said. 1101 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:56,680 - None? - None. 1102 01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:58,000 Meh... Why? 1103 01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,360 That one. 1104 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:02,960 Yeah, that one's pretty. Not the brown one with the round windows? 1105 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:03,920 No. 1106 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:06,200 Mommy, 1107 01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,480 it's really nice here. 1108 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:10,120 Yes, isn't it? 1109 01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:05,840 Keeping your pussy in mind, you can make decisions that make you feel good. 1110 01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:06,760 Hi. 1111 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:10,120 Not just in the moment, but in the long run. 1112 01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,040 Then you have to ask yourself, 1113 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,120 what makes my vagina feel good? 1114 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:16,560 When is my vagina happy? 1115 01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:22,680 Does your vagina think you should quit working and start studying? 1116 01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:27,520 I emailed you a link to an audiobook. It would be great if you could listen. 1117 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,160 - Absolutely, sure. - Great. 1118 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,600 - It's no Gunilla Bergström, but... - No problem. 1119 01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:33,360 Great. Thank you. 1120 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:44,440 It can be extra exciting to masturbate while watching yourself in the mirror. 1121 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,120 You can also try to photograph yourself. 1122 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:53,200 Or do you want to read or see something before or during masturbation, 1123 01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:56,840 as a starter or an enhancement of the sensation? 1124 01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:00,160 Spread the inner labia. 1125 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:02,320 Lift the clitoral hood. 1126 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,840 Spread your pubic hair so that you can see your perineum. 1127 01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:09,000 All of these amazing or weird 1128 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,440 or goofy or beautiful parts 1129 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,840 are there for you to enjoy. 1130 01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:26,440 What? Huh? What did I do that was so damn horrible? 1131 01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:32,760 Didn't you know that masturbation makes you a happier human being, 1132 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:35,840 and is good for stress and back problems and things? 1133 01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:41,040 Yeah, reduces stress... You get more effective at work. 1134 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:45,640 Damn it, 39% of men jerk off at work, and only 6% of women. 1135 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,880 They get what it's all about, right? 1136 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:51,360 Ola? 1137 01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:54,520 Onanists make better bosses. 1138 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,640 Staffan? 1139 01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:58,440 Maybe we should have a masturbation break at work. 1140 01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:00,680 Vibrators instead of stress balls. 1141 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,480 Might be something to add to the Christmas gift bag. 1142 01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:04,720 Yes... 1143 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:05,640 Yeah. 1144 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:11,720 No, I'm actually going to finish listening to this chapter, if that's okay. 1145 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:12,640 Yes. 1146 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:16,280 Can we fix this Bluetooth thing? This did get a little weird. 1147 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:20,920 I think you need to log out... 1148 01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:24,080 I'll have a look at it. 1149 01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:31,520 Stop, look, listen. 1150 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,040 Stop, look, and listen. 1151 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:45,600 Hanna! 1152 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:48,680 Wait. 1153 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:52,040 Hey... I've been thinking about you so much. 1154 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:54,920 Did you do the hang gliding? 1155 01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:59,400 I'm sorry. I really wanted to go, but everything got messed up. 1156 01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:03,920 I wanted to get in touch, but I didn't have your number. I'm sorry. 1157 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,200 I didn't even notice you weren't there. 1158 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,640 So, how was it? 1159 01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:12,080 Amazing. Life-changing. You know. 1160 01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:15,360 What about you? Have you been singing anything lately? 1161 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:18,040 No, I mean, my 1162 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:24,040 Mom was taken into a hospice that day, so I was with her. 1163 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:24,960 Oh. 1164 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,680 God. How is she, then? 1165 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:31,160 I mean, she has cancer. 1166 01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:33,280 So she only has a few weeks left. 1167 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,960 Life, you know? 1168 01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:37,560 But... 1169 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:41,480 It feels good to think about something else. 1170 01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:45,040 I get it if you don't want to make any plans with me now... 1171 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:49,320 But if you're free on Saturday, maybe you can give me another chance. 1172 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,440 One small chance. 1173 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,680 And damn it, this time we have to exchange phone numbers. 1174 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:56,040 Okay. 1175 01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:59,400 - Nothing outside the city center. - Okay. 1176 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:01,360 See you at my place at 8:00 p.m. 1177 01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:16,440 - Hi. - Hi. Thanks. 1178 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:17,720 Eli's harmonica. 1179 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,480 Why did it take so long? 1180 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:22,600 Did it? I've just been a little busy. 1181 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:23,920 Did you do something? 1182 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:26,200 You look so... 1183 01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:28,240 nice. 1184 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:31,680 Thank you. I don't know. I'm less stressed out, I guess. 1185 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:32,600 Okay. 1186 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,360 Do you want to come in? 1187 01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:36,800 No, I can't, actually. 1188 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:39,360 Thanks for this. 1189 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:41,840 It is so beautiful. 1190 01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:46,000 With the photos of that trip. It was... lovely. 1191 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,400 - Isn't Louise here? - Huh? 1192 01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:49,600 Isn't Louise here? 1193 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:53,240 No, that... It didn't really work out. 1194 01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:55,400 It... 1195 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:56,880 - Well, I... - I was thinking... 1196 01:17:56,960 --> 01:18:01,560 I bought an extra ticket to the concert on Saturday. If you want to come? 1197 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,720 I think we need to talk after everything that's happened. 1198 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:06,640 Yes... 1199 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:11,160 I'm actually not free on Saturday, but some other time? 1200 01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,000 Okay. Where are you going? 1201 01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:15,280 Do you have a date? 1202 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,240 Hug him when he wakes up, for me. 1203 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:19,880 - Bye. - Bye. 1204 01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:35,400 - There's something special about Adam. - Okay. 1205 01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:37,520 He's so... mature. 1206 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:39,640 Damn, that's nice. I'm so happy for you. 1207 01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:42,960 But don't forget, what's important now is you. Pussy first. 1208 01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:46,760 - What are you wearing? - I'm wearing, like, a leopard print dress. 1209 01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:47,960 A leopard print dress? 1210 01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:49,760 I have a T-shirt underneath. 1211 01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:53,200 You have a T-shirt underneath? Fashionista. 1212 01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:56,200 Yes, well... Wait. I think that's him. 1213 01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,160 Okay, okay, but pussy first. 1214 01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:00,240 Yeah, come on. 1215 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,200 - Hi! - Hi. 1216 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:14,800 Hi, sweetie. Aren't you supposed to be in bed? It's eight o'clock. 1217 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,880 Yes, but he needs his raincoat. 1218 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:21,880 Okay, but It's not raining now, is it? 1219 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:23,640 No, but in case... 1220 01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:30,400 Why are you dressed like that? 1221 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:32,960 I'll go get it, then. 1222 01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,320 - Hi. - Hi. 1223 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:50,760 Hi... 1224 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:55,320 Sorry. Morten, Adam, Eli. 1225 01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:57,200 - Adam. - Hi. Morten. 1226 01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:58,360 - Adam. - Yeah. 1227 01:19:58,440 --> 01:19:59,280 Adam. 1228 01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:02,280 So, do you want this? 1229 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,640 No, it's not raining now. 1230 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:06,560 Come on, sweetie. 1231 01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:08,360 Bye, sweetie. 1232 01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:15,120 I'm sorry. That was a bit weird. 1233 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,440 I didn't know he was coming. He just showed up. 1234 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,280 - Hi. - Hi. 1235 01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:42,480 Adam's been with his mother at the hospice for three days. 1236 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:45,280 - He looks all worn out. - Shit. 1237 01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:47,520 That doesn't make me any less horny... 1238 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,400 Should I take the T-shirt off? 1239 01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:52,680 No, take your panties off. Then the T-shirt. 1240 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:54,680 Is it okay to sleep with someone that sad? 1241 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:56,720 Yes, just take them off. 1242 01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,840 Wait. He's coming out of the shower now. 1243 01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:07,840 - Hi. - Hi. 1244 01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:12,400 - Can I do something to help? - No, I've got it. 1245 01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:15,520 - Are you sure? - Yes. 1246 01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,040 - Go to the couch, I'll be right there. - Okay. 1247 01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:23,720 Go in and be your most sensual you. 1248 01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,440 Stop the crying, make him horny. Make your pussy happy. 1249 01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:45,320 Hi. Plupp, plupp, plupp. 1250 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,560 Here I am. Yes, my name is Plupp. 1251 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:48,920 Fuck, I'm sorry. 1252 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:52,680 - I'm standing here outside my home. - We have a shared account. 1253 01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:54,880 Come here. 1254 01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:01,160 - The walls are made of peat and moss. - I mean... 1255 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:03,120 - They're supported by branches... - Oh, God. 1256 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,640 - ...standing in a circle. - Bluetooth, wait. 1257 01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:08,000 There. 1258 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:09,680 Gone. 1259 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,040 UNLISTED NUMBER 1260 01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:32,600 Get rid of it. 1261 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:33,720 Hello? 1262 01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,880 - I'm calling from Ersta hospice. - Wait. 1263 01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,640 - I'm so sorry to have to tell you this... - Wait. 1264 01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:42,920 ...but your mom has just passed away. 1265 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,720 LIV: DID HE MAKE THE PUSSY HAPPY? 1266 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,200 She wasn't exactly a great mother. 1267 01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:22,120 But I would have wanted to give her the chance to be a great-grandmother. 1268 01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:24,320 She would have wanted that. 1269 01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:32,440 I really want to become a dad. I've felt that way for a long time now. 1270 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,920 You would make a great dad. 1271 01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:39,160 You think so? 1272 01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:41,800 Yes. 1273 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:44,160 It feels so good to talk to you. 1274 01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,640 I feel like you really understand me. 1275 01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:51,880 We're a lot alike, you and me. 1276 01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:55,320 At times like this, you realize how short life is. 1277 01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:01,600 It's not always good to put stuff off. 1278 01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:03,360 No. Exactly. 1279 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:08,680 I promised myself some time ago that I would try to find someone 1280 01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:12,280 who likes and understands me, to start a family with. 1281 01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:13,360 That's beautiful. 1282 01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,400 You're truly amazing. 1283 01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:21,280 You're taking this so well. 1284 01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:24,480 If you had been a few years younger, it would have been perfect. 1285 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:27,360 - But kids is the decisive factor for me. - What? 1286 01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:31,280 Me and my ex did IVF for a long time. I can't go through that again. 1287 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,520 But I hope we can keep in touch as friends. 1288 01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:38,720 Yes. Yeah. 1289 01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:50,280 Now let's move into the deep frog. 1290 01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:53,040 Lift your palms up, and we'll be most present. 1291 01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:56,080 And down. Womb to the floor. 1292 01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:58,920 We've just moved out of Mercury retrograde, 1293 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:02,720 so this is a very good opportunity to manifest. 1294 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:04,960 Beautiful, girls. 1295 01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:06,880 You are doing great. 1296 01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:09,320 Now we'll do a classic chassé. 1297 01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:13,240 Foot on the bar, and hands above your head. 1298 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:14,840 There you go. 1299 01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:17,760 And then we'll bend our knee. 1300 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,960 Why do you look so old? 1301 01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:24,320 He wasn't looking for a partner after all. 1302 01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:27,720 He just wanted a hyper-fertile uterus or something. 1303 01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:30,280 - I see. - I feel so goddamn stupid. 1304 01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:34,760 Why don't you just focus on yourself instead of these fucking dudes? 1305 01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:38,760 We agreed on that. We know what body part you should be listening to. 1306 01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:43,520 Put your phone away. We're doing an exercise. 1307 01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:45,320 - I have to go. - Where to? 1308 01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,440 I need to go home to see Mom. Sorry. 1309 01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:49,040 - Call me later. - Yes. 1310 01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:53,280 This week's mantra: it's not easy when it's hard, but it's nice when it's hard. 1311 01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:15,760 Oh, Hanna! 1312 01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:18,880 Hi, Mom. 1313 01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:20,200 Mommy is coming. 1314 01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:21,760 - Hi. - Hi. 1315 01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:25,760 - Mommy's here. - Hi, sweetie. How are you? 1316 01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:27,000 Fine. 1317 01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:30,920 - What are you guys doing here? - Eva and I were just talking. 1318 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,360 - Hi. I'm so glad that you could make it. - Yes. 1319 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:37,920 - I need to go to the bathroom. - You need to go to the bathroom? 1320 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:39,680 Yes, of course. 1321 01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:41,640 - We'll go to the bathroom. - Okay. 1322 01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:50,520 I think he misses this. 1323 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:53,240 Being a family. 1324 01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:57,240 I know that I've... 1325 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:01,160 hurt you and made you sad, 1326 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:03,200 but... 1327 01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:06,400 I needed this time to sort out my feelings, 1328 01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:08,080 and 1329 01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:11,480 I think that we should do it. 1330 01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:15,680 Have another baby. 1331 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,160 And be a family. 1332 01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:20,520 A real family. 1333 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:23,480 For real. 1334 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,960 There you go. Let's go and sit down here again. 1335 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:32,800 You sit down. I'll just get a refill. 1336 01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:36,960 Put all you have into it. 1337 01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:39,160 Come on, then! 1338 01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:42,120 No, not that hard! Ow, ow, ow! 1339 01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:44,920 He is a big, strong boy. 1340 01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:47,240 Should Daddy and Mommy try? 1341 01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:48,560 Mom is stronger. 1342 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:51,840 - Really make an effort, then. - Yes. 1343 01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:09,640 I have some great news. 1344 01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:12,240 You can have your old job back. 1345 01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:13,920 What? 1346 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,200 Yes. 1347 01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:17,400 Okay... What about Asrin? 1348 01:28:17,480 --> 01:28:18,640 No, I want you. 1349 01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:20,640 Yes. 1350 01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:24,200 And she's been accepted into an educational program in California too, 1351 01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:25,760 so there's an opening. 1352 01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:27,320 Okay. 1353 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,960 But that's not the main reason. It's because you are the best. 1354 01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:31,760 - And you know it. - Yes. 1355 01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:34,760 - Yes. You can move over there today. - Yes. 1356 01:28:34,840 --> 01:28:36,600 That's the way it is. Great. 1357 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:39,600 Hey, wait. 1358 01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:40,640 Sorry. Wait. 1359 01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:41,560 I... 1360 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,120 I'm actually going to have to... 1361 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,200 turn you down. 1362 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:48,520 I see, and... 1363 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:51,520 Is it the bastard who...? 1364 01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:53,000 No! I mean, no. 1365 01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:57,800 I'm tired of being good all the time. I mean, I wanted to be mediocre. 1366 01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,000 Like Ola, kind of. 1367 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:01,840 Hand in half-assed reports and go home early 1368 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:04,520 and be perfectly happy with yourself, like a guy. 1369 01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:08,440 But listen, I mean, you have enormous poten... 1370 01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:12,120 - No, I need to be able to live outside of... - I mean, this is... 1371 01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:13,600 - Do you want me to stay? - Yes. 1372 01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:15,760 Then I want to lower myself to his level. 1373 01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:20,200 Huh? 1374 01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:25,160 Well, then that's what we'll do. 1375 01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:27,320 - I guess we'll make it work. - Okay. 1376 01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:31,080 - What do you think, Ola? - Yeah, sure... Or... 1377 01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,840 I'm sorry, I meant that in a good way. 1378 01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:34,920 - It wasn't... - Yes. 1379 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:38,280 - She meant that in a good way, obviously. - I get that. 1380 01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:40,280 - Exactly. - Then it's decided. 1381 01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:42,920 - So, can I move over there now? - Yeah, yeah. 1382 01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:48,080 SURROUNDED BY BAD BOSSES 1383 01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,400 THE RASPBERRY CAVE 1384 01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:51,400 Hanna. 1385 01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:53,280 - Hi. - Hi. 1386 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:56,920 I just wanted to say it feels darn great that you're back. 1387 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:57,880 Yes. 1388 01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:00,760 I mean, I do like Asrin, but she was so quick. 1389 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:06,160 She had a hand cream too that was so damn strong. 1390 01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:09,360 I mean, I got a rash over my chin area. 1391 01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:13,960 It activated some old allergy rosacea. 1392 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,320 What? Did she touch you on the chin? 1393 01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:18,320 No, I don't think so. I was probably... 1394 01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:21,480 I think it was that she used my keyboard at some point. 1395 01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:24,520 - And then I used it and touched my face. - Oh, dear. 1396 01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:28,480 But I just want to say it's great as hell, you know, with 1397 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:30,360 the old team. 1398 01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:49,320 - Hi, Mommy. - Hi, sweetie! 1399 01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:50,440 Hi! 1400 01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:53,240 Hi. Hi, sweetie. 1401 01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:54,360 - Hi! - Hi. 1402 01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:58,440 Did you get up late? 1403 01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:00,400 It was just a couple of minutes. 1404 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,480 - Let's go check out the animals. - Come, sweetie. 1405 01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:05,320 - Are you excited? - Yes. 1406 01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:08,400 Come on, let's go have a look. They have a ton of birds here. 1407 01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:09,320 Hi. 1408 01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:14,120 Look, have you seen the wolves? Eli! Look, there. 1409 01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:15,040 Wow. 1410 01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:16,760 See the arctic fox up there? 1411 01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:17,920 Isn't that a lynx? 1412 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,480 - Wow, look at that. - Yeah. 1413 01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:24,120 It looks like you, when you get the tenth parking ticket in a week. 1414 01:31:44,320 --> 01:31:45,600 Listen, I... 1415 01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:48,200 I really want this. 1416 01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:50,920 But it's like... 1417 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,480 We're ending up the same way again. 1418 01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:56,600 Yes, you were right. 1419 01:31:56,680 --> 01:31:58,600 I prioritized things wrong. 1420 01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:02,680 I lived according to other people's expectations and didn't listen to myself. 1421 01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:09,880 Is this about the dude with the baseball cap? 1422 01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:11,200 No, God, his mother... 1423 01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:14,960 Actually, it's got nothing to do with him. This is about me. 1424 01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,080 I don't know, I... 1425 01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:23,440 I need to be able to be who I am and... 1426 01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:26,080 If you can't take it, then that's okay. 1427 01:32:28,480 --> 01:32:29,400 Pussy first. 1428 01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:33,920 Okay. 1429 01:33:08,280 --> 01:33:09,960 - Hi. - Hi. 1430 01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:12,520 I just wanted to ask if you want to meet up. 1431 01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:15,040 Well, I don't know if I... I don't think I can. 1432 01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:16,960 Okay, I get it. 1433 01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:19,040 But maybe some other time? 1434 01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:22,240 No, I really don't think so, Adam. But take care. 1435 01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:48,600 He does not have "certain points", okay? He has no points. 1436 01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:51,760 He did so much drugs that he ended up in a coma, damn it. 1437 01:33:58,080 --> 01:33:59,800 You go, then! 1438 01:33:59,880 --> 01:34:01,240 Take Ebbe with you. 1439 01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:04,280 Stop telling me whom I should spend time with. Okay? 1440 01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:06,920 - Hi! - Hi! 1441 01:34:27,240 --> 01:34:28,080 Hi. 1442 01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:31,480 It's me, your worst friend. Remember me? 1443 01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:37,640 Damn, I missed you so much. 1444 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:43,000 Shit, I'm sorry, Hanna. 1445 01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:46,880 I mean, I'm so sorry that I've been stuck with this dude 1446 01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:52,600 who thinks he is a natural wine-feminist, but is just a regular Mars and Venus guy. 1447 01:34:56,240 --> 01:35:00,440 Would you be willing to listen to me for a while, so that I can explain? 1448 01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:02,400 Yes. 1449 01:35:03,480 --> 01:35:04,400 About time. 1450 01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:06,920 Okay. 1451 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,760 - Okay? - Yes. 1452 01:35:09,360 --> 01:35:11,160 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1453 01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:18,440 Shit, I didn't know what to say. 1454 01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:20,880 It was such a weird situation. 1455 01:35:22,720 --> 01:35:25,320 Let's go over there and check if we can borrow... 1456 01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:27,800 What? 1457 01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:29,840 Hooray for Hanna! 1458 01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:33,000 Oh my God, what's this? Are you kidding me? 1459 01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:37,360 Hi, darling! 1460 01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:39,440 Hi! 1461 01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:41,120 Mom! 1462 01:35:43,080 --> 01:35:44,160 Well, congratulations. 1463 01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:45,800 Boss man! 1464 01:35:45,880 --> 01:35:46,720 Hi! 1465 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:51,080 Hi, sweetheart! Me and Carolin invited everyone for you. 1466 01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:52,800 - Congrats! - And a few others. 1467 01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:54,800 - Kissy kiss. Congratulations. - Hi. 1468 01:35:57,200 --> 01:35:59,440 Because you're, like, a star. 1469 01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:01,800 Right? 1470 01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:03,920 Hi! 1471 01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:07,840 - It might fit your head better. - Whoops! 1472 01:36:07,920 --> 01:36:09,120 So sexy. 1473 01:36:10,040 --> 01:36:11,080 Hi! 1474 01:36:11,680 --> 01:36:12,640 Vagus Venus. 1475 01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:14,640 Yes! Congratulations! 1476 01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:15,600 Hi. 1477 01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:17,920 - Hi. - You too? Hi. 1478 01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:22,200 No, no! No, oh my God, stop! 1479 01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:25,800 Why do you have tears in your eyes? 1480 01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:29,160 I'm so happy to be your mom, sweetie. 1481 01:36:31,120 --> 01:36:32,000 It worked! 1482 01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:33,400 She seems different. 1483 01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:35,320 More... 1484 01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:39,240 More mature. 1485 01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:43,400 There we are. Hashtag: Hanna40. 1486 01:36:43,480 --> 01:36:44,480 Absolutely. 1487 01:36:44,560 --> 01:36:46,320 Are you going for sexy or funny? 1488 01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:48,000 Sexy, or what do you think? 1489 01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:16,640 Hi! 1490 01:37:29,320 --> 01:37:34,680 Well, this is damn great... stuff. 1491 01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:37,720 It's important to feel well here, in these regions. 1492 01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:38,840 Absolutely. 1493 01:37:38,920 --> 01:37:44,560 We're thinking about introducing one of those pleasure pauses at the office. 1494 01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:46,720 Oh... Pleasure pose? 1495 01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:50,400 - No, not a pose, a pause. - Okay. 1496 01:37:50,480 --> 01:37:51,760 - A pause. - A pause. 1497 01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:54,760 Like a break, when you can, like... 1498 01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:57,800 Well, like, smoke and... Or masturbate. 1499 01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:04,400 {\an8}Subtitle translation by: Ron Sawyer 106483