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Why are you here?

Where's Lulu?

I just told Fu Pei about my plan.

She's doing her makeup.

Fu Pei took Shanshan for a ride.

Go away, quick! Let Lulu open the door.

When did you buy the flowers?

They're so beautiful! Are they expensive?

Thank you!

-You like them? -I do!

-For you. -You look so handsome today.

You look so handsome.

Come on, wear it.

-All right. -All right.

Your hair is...

It's okay. I'll do it myself.

-All right. -Let's take pictures.

Ready?

One, two, three...

-Say cheese! -Say cheese!

What are you laughing at? Take it, quickly!

Yes!

Of course, we'll take a picture,

-Come on! -or we'll waste 100 yuan.

I'm quitting.

-Come on. -Stop laughing!

You'll waste 100 yuan!

Hurry up!

Hurry up! This is my photo!

Well, whose picture do you want to hold?

You're lucky we didn't print it in monochrome!

CONGRATS TO FATTY FOR STAYING SINGLE.

Hu Niu!

-Who? -Hu Niu.

My heroine.

Thanks for your kindness.

-Hold it. -Closer!

Don't mention it.

You're no longer Nun Yideng, are you?

Come on!

-Come on. Three, two, one... -Two, one...

-Say cheese! -Say cheese!

Okay!

-Make a heart shape. -Make a heart shape!

Three, two, one, say cheese!

-What a good match! -My goodness!

Gu Weiyi, let's take a picture.

Come on.

Be happy, let's pose.

One more.

Zhou Lei.

Stop that. Come and look at this.

Xie Yuyin bought it for you guys.

Thank you, Professor Jiang.

-Thank you. -Nice?

Nice.

Look at the photos.

I just took them. How are they?

-Pretty good. -Let me see.

-Nice? -Zoom it.

This is nice.

I'm in the library. Where are you?

Who made that tie for you?

Let me help you with that.

-How? -This one.

Nice?

-Situ Mo. -Professor Jiang.

-Let her take a picture for us. -Okay.

Situ Mo, one of our members already left.

-Can you please take a picture of us? -Okay.

-Let's pose. -Come on.

Senior Xie, Gu Weiyi! Come on. Hurry!

Gu Weiyi, come on.

-Senior Xie. -Xie Yuyin.

You stand beside Gu Weiyi.

You're Gu Weiyi's legendary girlfriend?

Are you the legendary Zhou Lei?

You know me?

Come to our lab when you're free.

What are you two doing? Stand closer. There's a lot of space in the middle.

Senior Xie, what's wrong with you?

-Come on. -Come on.

Hurry. Stand here.

All right.

Look at it.

Thank you.

-Let's take a picture together. -What?

No way.

-Sure, come on. -Okay.

Hey, Gu Weiyi, I'm taking a picture with her, not you.

Hurry.

Okay.

One, two, three!

-All right. -I can leave now.

See you, Professor Jiang.

All right. Bye.

Gu Weiyi!

Situ Mo!

Gu Weiyi!

You forgot your flowers from Xie Yuyin.

Next.

You're so bad.

Gu Weiyi has seen the light.

He finally brings flowers.

Yes.

-We all have flowers. -That's so smart.

Except for Momo.

Hurry up. Hurry!

Do we have to give flowers?

-Yes. -Sure.

Don't you know what day it is today?

This is for you then.

-Why did you reject it? -Because there aren't any roses there.

Hurry up and get her.

What flowers are those?

Chrysanthemum, is it?

You can't catch her even with such long legs?

You can't even catch her!

You're making me dizzy.

-Momo, don't be angry. -Hurry up!

Gu Weiyi! Hurry up!

Gu Weiyi! Do your best!

Gu Weiyi! Do your best!

Go!

Go, Gu Weiyi!

-One, two, three... -Two, three...

-Say cheese! -Say cheese!

-We've graduated! -We've graduated!

Stop fighting, you two.

Don't you guys want to take a photo?

-No. -Hey!

Come on.

All right, I'm taking it.

Next.

Next.

I can't.

I'm going to throw up.

Let me do it.

I'm done.

Momo, you only had a few shots.

Momo, wait for me.

Don't follow me.

The stadium is so big.

-Can't I just come and play football? -All right, go ahead.

No balls.

Kick me, then.

I wouldn't dare.

What are you afraid of?

You dared to let someone do your tie for you.

I didn't notice it. I'm innocent.

Really? You looked like you were enjoying it.

See?

You've been caught red-handed and you have nothing to say now.

-Nonsense. -Stop following me.

I told you, don't follow me.

Be reasonable.

Okay. I'm unreasonable.

That's it, I'm going back to the dorm.

I'm never going back to your stupid house ever again!

What are you doing?

Put me down!

Put me down!

What do you want me to do?

I don't know. Think about that yourself.

What are you doing?

What?

Nothing. You're quite experienced with girls, aren't you?

I think so.

Put me down first.

I'm so hungry. Are you hungry?

Yes.

But we don't have any money now.

Why don't we go get some food?

Fu Pei promised to treat us all.

No way.

Are you still jealous of Fu Pei?

My senior is going to treat me though.

Don't hold my hand. Why don't you hold her hand instead?

Stop laughing.

Let's go home. I'll cook you some porridge.

You can't cook.

Teach me, then.

No way.

You...

I thought you were excellent. You know everything, don't you?

Where are you going? Finish your porridge.

We have been eating the same porridge for three days now.

This is the last one. We're not eating any more in the future.

I'm done.

Gu Weiyi.

What's wrong?

Come and check the faucet. There's no water.

Is it broken?

There's no water supply.

Until when? I didn't see any notice.

I forgot to pay the water bill.

Professor Jiang promised to give me the project fee first.

I'll pay the bill once I get the money.

Let me pay the bill first.

No way.

Just pay me back when you get the money.

No way.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Let's go. Luckily, I made a pot of tea beforehand.

I've had enough.

What are you looking for?

The remote control for the air conditioner.

I feel hot after drinking hot tea.

Stop it.

Why?

There's no power either.

What?

I didn't pay the electric bill either.

The house feels stuffy.

Let's go out for a walk.

Let's go.

Are you going to blame the ping-pong table again?

I was in bad shape last time.

I thought it was a problem with the paddle's coefficient.

That's one of the reasons too.

Are you sure you want to play?

Don't regret it if you lose.

You serve, or you'll miss it if I do.

It's all right.

Are you sure?

I'm Zhang Yining No. 2. You've experienced it before.

Get on with it.

I told you this would happen.

Don't look at me like that. I won't let you win.

-I'll serve. -Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

You serve.

I can't believe it. Come on.

I quit.

I won.

How did you do it,

again, all of a sudden?

I told you, I was in bad shape last time.

I happened to catch the ball's arc,

so the ball's continuity is better.

-Its forward momentum... -I know, you're awesome.

I'm hungry.

Let's go home and eat.

There's no water and electricity in the house.

I'll figure something out.

I got the money.

Let's go and have a luxurious meal!

-All right. -Let's go.

So luxurious indeed.

Instant cup noodles.

It's not environment-friendly.

You should do something about it if you don't want to wash dishes.

Let's buy a dishwasher.

I'll get my scholarship funds in a few days.

No way.

Why do you always want to buy robots?

Look, we bought so many kinds of noodles,

rice, and pickled mustard.

Even if the end of the world comes,

we can still survive half a month longer than other people.

So I think we're capable of getting a dishwasher now.

No way.

I've wanted to study dishwasher structure for a long time.

Look at these parameters.

A high temperature of 70 degrees Celsius.

A sterilization rate of up to 99.99 percent.

We have nothing to lose.

Pick either Circle or a dishwasher.

Good boy.

There are 15 minutes left before the test ends.

Take your time.

Are you ready to move?

I'm just free at the end of the project.

What about you?

I applied for an extension to leave the campus.

I'll stay at the postgraduate dorm temporarily.

Then I'll send my stuff directly to Northern University.

So you're not going home?

Fu Pei doesn't want me to.

So you do as he says?

What if you go to university later?

Will he cry every day?

He wanted to go with me, but I stopped him.

Why?

There are preferential policies under local graduate entrepreneurs.

If he wants to start a company, it's better for him to stay here.

He wants to start a company, does he?

He has an entrepreneurial mind.

You've been blinded by love.

So you'll be in a long-distance relationship.

Yes.

That's terrible.

It feels like free-falling every day.

I'm pretty sure I won't be able to stand it.

You and Gu Weiyi see each other every day.

You don't have to worry about that.

Shanshan, look at this!

When I first got this, I couldn't sleep all night.

And all of a sudden, we graduated.

Yes.

When Lulu first arrived, she couldn't even hang a mosquito net.

She even washed apples with laundry detergent.

And you ate the apples.

-Shanshan. -Yes?

I know.

We can't be too sentimental at this moment in time.

Or we're going to cry.

No.

Look!

I made this money when I worked as a tutor for the first time.

I hid it to avoid spending it

until I forgot all about it.

I'm rich!

It's 800 yuan!

You're so silly!

Oh, my god!

Hello?

I'm done with the test. I'm just packing up.

I'm still packing,

but Lulu and Niuniu aren't here yet.

I want to have a meal with them first.

Take your time, then. I'll go to the lab first.

Call me when you're done. I'll pick you up.

Okay.

-Shanshan. -Yes?

When will Lulu and Niuniu come back?

Lulu went to see a movie with Ke.

Hu Niu went out for her personnel files.

Why is it so hard for me to have a meal at the canteen?

And I have something to do later,

so I can't go with you either.

Make sure you send the books that you're not keeping to the superintendent.

Okay.

Hey, Gu Weiyi, let's check the answers in the lab.

I won't be staying in the lab after this.

Are you staying in the lab?

Yes, it's easier to do my revisions here.

Does Professor Jiang know about this?

He would surely stop me if he did.

I used to bring a cat to the lab and he complained a lot about it.

You even brought a cat to the lab?

Don't you know how expensive the lab instruments are?

Can you afford to pay for them if anything happens?

The lab has its rules.

I have to report this to the university.

Gu Weiyi!

She's going to report to the university

that I was staying in the lab.

You even brought a cat in. You had better be prepared for a review.

I used to take care of the cat too.

Gu Weiyi, you don't have to protect him.

I know he only forced you.

No. You're biased against me.

Why do you always look at me?

Why should I be biased? I just judge the matter as it stands.

You're biased against me.

It's not even that serious.

What are you saying?

This is a serious matter.

It can even affect your eligibility to go abroad.

Senior Lu,

why don't we leave it to Professor Jiang?

What happened?

What's going on?

Zhou Lei stays in the lab and even keeps a cat here.

Zhou Lei,

why are you making a mess in the lab again?

Professor Jiang, I just did my revisions in the lab.

The lab has its rules,

and there are a lot of instruments here.

It's okay. I know about it.

Leave it to me.

So what are you going to do about it?

Don't you have to report it to the university?

Senior Lu, I have a problem with my experiment.

-Let's check it out. -What about this...

-Can you help me? -Help her check it out.

Help her. Go.

Zhou Lei, come with me.

You're right, I've been emotional lately.

I went on a blind date that day,

and I ran into a parvenu family.

They were so arrogant.

While we were eating,

his girlfriend suddenly came in and began smashing things.

It was really sickening.

Oh, my goodness.

Tell me about it.

The arrogant man then said that his son is the hottest man on our campus.

I don't know if you know him,

it was Fu Pei from the School of Management.

I don't know him.

Yes.

You don't need to know that kind of guy.

He's both rude and arrogant.

We're not even on the same level.

Excuse me.

I'm already downstairs.

I'm right at the school gate.

-I'll be there in a minute. -Okay.

Mr. Fu.

Oh, it's you.

Why are you here?

I'm not here to see you anyway.

Mr. Fu, you don't even know me.

Why do you hate me so much?

I don't even need to know you.

Fu Pei always finds a flirt to be his girlfriend.

They all like him because of my money.

I'm telling you, if you're going to be with him again,

I'm not giving him any money.

So you won't get anything from him.

Mr. Fu,

are you saying all this to insult me or your son?

I have no time for you.

I'm here to see Lu Jianshi.

That bitch disgraced me

during our last dinner.

Mr. Fu,

I know you don't want me to be with Fu Pei

because you don't know me yet.

But you don't even understand Fu Pei.

What? I don't understand him?

Who knows him then?

You?

Do you know that he is starting his own company?

Starting his own company?

It won't even last a month!

He is starting his business

with the money he saved from winning basketball games.

Everyone thought that all along, he was betting with his dad's money.

But he hasn't asked you for money for a long time now, has he?

Even if he did, I wouldn't give him a single cent.

He used to do everything quietly on his own.

But I know that he still wishes for your recognition.

You think I should recognize him just because he runs a company?

I just want to say that

Fu Pei is much more mature than you think.

I hope the two of you can sit down and talk with an open heart,

instead of smashing things like that day which doesn't solve anything at all.

Shanshan.

What are you doing here?

Is this your territory?

Not at all.

Help yourself then.

Wait a minute.

I heard you're starting a company.

Why? Are you afraid to compete with me?

Get a business license first.

I already did.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Let's go.

Did he give you a hard time?

Not really. He's quite easygoing.

He's not as scary as you think.

-"Easygoing"? -Yes.

Did he give you money to get you out of my life?

How much, one million?

No!

What? Doesn't he have a million?

He's a disgrace to parvenus.

Please help me promote it.

You won't be using the books anyway.

-Right? -Okay.

-Thank you. See you. -Okay, bye.

Can I put the books here?

-Put it here and weigh it yourself. -All right.

It's one yuan per kilogram.

Count it yourself.

You're learning accounting, right?

The total is 11.5kg.

Okay, 11.5kg.

I don't have any loose changes.

Keep the change.

Just help me sort them out.

If it's a textbook, please pick it out for donations.

Okay.

Okay, 11.5kg.

Girl.

You didn't go back to the dorm for a long time, right?

Did you find a house outside?

You still remember me, don't you?

Of course.

You always came back late and looked unhappy when I scolded you.

I was busy with my internship back then.

I knew that people who came back late were all sent back by boys.

Only you came back on your own.

Apparently, you're a single girl who worked overtime.

Do you have a boyfriend now?

What kind of man do you like?

A scientist.

You got the right person.

My husband is doing scientific research.

He has two students.

They're quite nice.

One of them is handsome,

but a little silly.

-But, at your age... -No, I already have a boyfriend.

That's good.

I merely mentioned it.

Actually, you shouldn't get a scientist as a boyfriend.

They always read the whole day.

You don't understand what he's talking about.

Moreover, they always do weird things.

They suddenly get up from sleep to do calculations.

And they always bring machines home.

Are you feeling better?

I feel better now.

Situ Mo.

Senior Xie.

I'm looking for Gu Weiyi.

He just left the lab. You can give him a call.

Okay, thank you.

-See you. -See you.

Who is she?

She's Gu Weiyi's girlfriend.

Is she in our field?

No, it's something like accounting or advertising.

Do they have something in common?

You and Gu Weiyi were quite close when you two were in the lab,

so I thought you two...

I don't know much about them either.

Professor Jiang wanted to see me. I'm going to help him check the papers.

I'm going to look up some information in the library.

Gu Weiyi,

your girlfriend was just looking for you in the lab.

SITU MO

NEW MESSAGE

I just went to the lab, but you weren't there.

I guess you're in the library.

Wait for me, I'm coming.

I never expected you to like that kind of girl.

Why didn't you get a girlfriend from the School of Physics?

It's none of your business.

What?

My girlfriend has nothing to do with you.

And the guy named Fu Pei who you were talking about is my friend.

He's not as arrogant as you are,

and he's more courteous than you.

One more thing.

Stop bullying Zhou Lei.

He had been under physical rehab before.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL 2018 GRADUATES

You seem to be in a good mood.

-I managed to punish the evil one. -What?

Scientists really are weird.

Today, while I was packing up my things, I found 800 yuan.

Let's spend it.

We shouldn't keep the windfall.

Okay.

So...

Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes, I do.

-Look at this! -All right.

This one. How about this?

I'll change the color of the sofa to a different mood.

-Okay. -Let's go pay for it.

-That looks good! I like it! -Let's go.

That's so nice.

The rabbit is so cute.

Look at its face.

What's wrong? You look dull.

Shopping is more tiring than doing experiments.

You lack exercise.

I'm doing mental exercise every day.

You're awesome.

These are all made by the guests themselves.

You can make your own ceramics too.

Let's do some mental exercises.

Okay.

Situ Mo.

Situ Mo.

Situ Mo!

Is that the result of your mental exercise?

It's hard to do this.

Put it by your bed and enjoy it, then.

Screw it harder.

Harder. Screw it harder.

Harder.

Harder.

Harder.

Stick the bottom in.

-Ready? -It's done!

-Done. -Okay.

All right.

-Let's try it. -Okay.

It's done!

We finally did it!

I'm so tired.

Looks like I cleaned it all up.

Me too!

I helped you too.

HERE COMES THE EASTER EGG

NINE IMPORTANT THINGS FOR GRADUATES THAT WOULD LIKE TO START THEIR BUSINESS

Fu Pei.

Why are you back?

I'm looking for you.

Why?

To borrow money.

I can't believe my ears.

What about your scholarship funds? Did you use them all up?

Situ Mo is such a spendthrift.

I haven't gotten it yet.

Is it a yes or a no?

-How much do you need? -How much can I borrow from you?

Just say it.

I came from a rich family, after all.

I need 5,000 yuan.

That's too much.

How about 500?

Okay, 50.

See you then.

The business tycoons who started from scratch

have always been looked down on at the beginning.

I won't give up, though.