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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,701 --> 00:00:43,270 THE TWO LITTLE ORPHANS 2 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,253 Par�s, 1865. 3 00:01:44,340 --> 00:01:48,697 City of joy, city of pleasures. Lights, flowers, champagne. 4 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:52,252 Who wanted to have fun had serious fun. 5 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:55,653 The honest were truly honest 6 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:58,580 and scoundrels truly scoundrels. 7 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:02,849 Music, passions, madness! A happy time! 8 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:06,491 The trains were going 35 per hour, but they were going. 9 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:12,216 The white plan cost two salaries, but for two embezzlement salaries, 10 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:16,817 a minister committed suicide. Beautiful time! Simple time. 11 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:21,736 When Jean-Paul Sartre was called Saverio de Montepin, 12 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:24,778 y Rita Hayworth, Sarah Bernhard. 13 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:28,578 Time of contrasts. Behold, 14 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:34,289 As the city turns on thousands of lights for a night of lust and orgia, 15 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:39,091 in a small school for orphans the last song of the night ... 16 00:02:39,380 --> 00:02:43,737 prepare simple souls an honest repose. 17 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:52,856 They are all orphans. Orphans the girls 18 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,413 Orphan the Director, 19 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:59,613 orphan the dog Josephine, 20 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:06,215 Battista and his friend Gasparre. They are all orphans. 21 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,770 Ladies! Get ready for dinner. 22 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:50,450 As soon as dinner is served, come see me at the office. 23 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,133 Yes, Miss Director. 24 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:11,135 Oh! Goodness! We are also going to eat! 25 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,336 How vulgar you are! You only think about eating. 26 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:16,051 And this plant, why haven't you fixed it? 27 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:17,459 First we eat, then we talk. 28 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:20,054 Learn to obey and not argue orders! Short! 29 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:22,574 - What do I have to cut? - Everything that stands out. Hurry! 30 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:23,615 At this hour! 31 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:31,174 - Silencio! - Basta ya! 32 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:33,609 Everyone was crying. 33 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:36,772 "It is said that the maid of Orleans, full of mystical fervor ... 34 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:37,849 �Matilde! 35 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:40,813 - Will I come to find you tonight? - Yes, after dinner. 36 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,695 - When does the Director leave? - In the morning. 37 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:49,329 - There it is! It's all written! They will follow my directions. - Yes. 38 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:52,135 And will you be away for a long time? 39 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,335 Without you, this house will seem empty. 40 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:57,735 You know well why I'm going, my dear Battista. 41 00:04:57,900 --> 00:05:00,653 It is a great test of confidence. Will I be worthy? 42 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,175 Everything will be fine, I promise you, Director. 43 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:05,695 Don't think too much about music and above all 44 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:08,010 - do not write poetry. - They're for you, miss! 45 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,536 Battista! Make sure Gasparre doesn't do the usual nonsense. 46 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:15,217 - I would be devastated if when I returned ... - Gasparre is no longer a boy. 47 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:17,575 Remember that in a school for orphans, 48 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,850 - No man must enter! - Sure. 49 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,979 - See you tomorrow, - Yes. 50 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:24,178 - before leaving. - Yes. 51 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:59,176 - What have you done? - You told me to stand out! 52 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:01,216 - But you've cut everything! - What is my fault? 53 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:04,098 - I cut one, and the other stood out. - But you don't ... 54 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:07,611 I follow orders. You have said to blunt, and I blunt everything! 55 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:11,018 This sticks out and I cut it. The one that cuts, stands out. 56 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,891 He has told me: "Where it stands out, cut". 57 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:20,810 Hey! My plume! 58 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:23,138 Say nothing, for God's sake! 59 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:25,537 What does it matter to me? 60 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:30,936 "Oh, gentle Director, like a bird to fly ... 61 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:37,532 "Oh, oh, oh! O gentle Headmistress, as a little bird flies ... 62 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,256 - What is that? Where did you get it from? - Stand out! 63 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:42,933 - Did you stand out? - From a hat. 64 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,658 - Where? - In the garden. 65 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:49,252 - How what in the garden? An officer! - Crazy stuff! 66 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:51,775 If the Director finds out, there will be a scandal! 67 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:55,689 - He entrusted us with the school. We have to defend it! - It's true! 68 00:06:58,700 --> 00:06:59,610 �Vamos! 69 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:02,215 - And then? - My father is very uncompromising, 70 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,019 I will never allow myself to marry an orphan. 71 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:08,013 - If so, I'd rather die! - Not. 72 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:11,331 - Battista! - Oh, Giorgio, I'm lost! 73 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:12,779 This way, come with me! 74 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,858 Blessed girl! See what happens for being disobedient! 75 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,331 - Have you heard everything? - What does that have to do with it, come with me! 76 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,139 - And you, go away! - No, wait, I'm going too! 77 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:39,371 - This is your little house, right? - Yes, it's my booth. 78 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:41,691 Here you are safe. Peaceful. 79 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:45,978 - What are you doing? - The guard. 80 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:49,098 - But the rifle is unloaded! - Yes, but it's always a rifle. 81 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:52,810 Enough already! Don't move from here! I'm going to see what the Director wants. 82 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,613 I beg you, help me! Be good. 83 00:07:56,140 --> 00:08:00,691 Well ... hopefully you don't realize it. What a shame! In the garden with a man, 84 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:03,328 While your companions sleep like little angels! 85 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:59,093 - If you want, I can kill you. - Who? 86 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:02,891 - The military man, that of the plume. - No, I love him. 87 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:05,096 - So, how about the director? - Not. 88 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:07,218 - Born to the Baptist? - No! 89 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,410 I kill the girls! I make a scab! 90 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,899 - What do you want me to do? - But why? 91 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:14,290 Because with a rifle in my hands I am a threat to Europe! 92 00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:20,009 And then you're an orphan, and I'm an orphan, 93 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:23,252 If we don't help each other, who helps us? The UNRRA? 94 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:27,700 Everything in its place! The Director has not noticed. 95 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,695 - Are you crying? - He loves it. 96 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:33,017 And her father doesn't want me to marry. 97 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:36,093 Could it be because ... you don't have a family? 98 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:40,408 - Poor thing! And what will you do? - I have decided: 99 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:43,614 - I'll take my life. - No! - Oh yeah! 100 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:47,333 Don't go around with compliments, if you need me. 101 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:50,298 - What are you doing? - If you want to kill yourself, I have a rifle ... 102 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,416 - Get out! Enough already! - Excuse. 103 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:53,729 Miss, first of all 104 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:56,937 - Give me a lock of your hair. - To take it to him? - Not. 105 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,658 Oh! It's useless, it's all over now. 106 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,651 No! To take it to a fortune teller. 107 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,173 He will reveal his past to us. 108 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:04,979 - You will tell us your father's name so you can get married. - Now! 109 00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:06,857 - Are you sure? - Sure! 110 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:09,454 We will go tomorrow morning, when the Director has left. 111 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:10,529 - �Corta! - �Enseguida! 112 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,449 Nerd. 113 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:16,251 - No! A mech n! - Ah, a poquit n. - S , a poquit n. 114 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:19,692 We agree, huh? No nonsense. Come on! Go. 115 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,850 - In agreement. - Okay? - Thank you, Battista. 116 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,056 No, no ... How pretty! 117 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,249 Come on! Go. 118 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,974 - She's pretty, huh? - Come out! 119 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:07,330 - Do you have your hair in a safe place? - In your pocket, on a piece of paper. - Good! 120 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,534 Please don't lose it. 121 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:15,249 - Who will be the girl's father? - Bah! 122 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:18,859 - And I, whose son am I? - From a barber. 123 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:21,376 With that mania to cut everything! 124 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:30,374 - What about you? - I have always thought that I am the son of a nobleman. 125 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,373 Maybe from a Prince or not, better, from a musician. 126 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:40,135 I love music very much. The music moves me, makes me cry. 127 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:44,735 A voice tells me that my father must be a great composer. 128 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:49,378 sometimes I seem to hear a music, a sweet lullaby 129 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:53,659 - which he wrote for me. Dad. - Are you sure? 130 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,977 There is no doubt! I am an aristocrat, 131 00:12:57,420 --> 00:13:00,696 t , a commoner. 132 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:03,570 - Good night. - Good night. 133 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:20,329 �Inconsciente! 134 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:39,294 And in the morning, after offering flowers to the Leaving Director, 135 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:43,179 scarcely the diligence left, 136 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:47,815 Battista and Gasparre turn to the fortune teller, 137 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:51,618 going through the market. 138 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:10,537 Do you think the fortune teller will settle for these two chickens? 139 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,776 - I think not. - It's too little, huh? 140 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,892 - And then? - I'll take care of it! 141 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:28,696 The chickens! The chickens! 142 00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,493 Est� aqu�. 143 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,978 Madame T r se. Yes, it is here. 144 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:10,178 - You wait for me here, I'm going to find out. - Who's moving! 145 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,418 - Please. Have you brought your hair? - Maybe I'm bald! 146 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:17,016 - Not yours! Matilde's. - Ah! Yes. 147 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:26,730 Oh my! 148 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,577 No, it is clear that they are not hair. 149 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,330 �Paciencia! 150 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,412 Hey! Get on! It's here! I have found it! 151 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:44,734 Tell me something, what do you do with your hair? 152 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,458 Don't worry, you'll see. 153 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,055 Good morning Excuse me, sir, is the guess good? 154 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,858 - '' Is it great? - Don't you know? 155 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:57,934 - He has predicted that soon we will have a child. - Oh yeah? Very good! Congratulations! 156 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:03,137 - We already have five girls. - Girls? - Hey, girls! - Exactly, that's what I say. 157 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:07,851 - Our dream is to have an heir. - Boy? - Hey, boy. - Exactly. 158 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,731 �Giuditta! �Giuditta! 159 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,135 What is it? What is it? 160 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,572 �Un var�n! �Un var�n! 161 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:30,576 - Geez, how do you guess! - Oysters! 162 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,570 �Vamos! 163 00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:52,490 Good morning, gentlemen! They are where Madame T r se, 164 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,538 international fortune teller, graduated in psychic society, 165 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,896 awarded at the Gorgonzola Epic Bologna Floral Contest. 166 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:04,254 Here no cheating, no jokes, truth, frankness, loyalty! 167 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:08,732 With a hair sample, reveal the past, present and future! 168 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:12,178 Do you have hair? 3 and a half francs, advance payment! 169 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:15,537 - Do you want the ham? - Ham? Well... 170 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,979 �Bueno, p�ngalo all�! 171 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,851 - How handsome! Brothers? - No, we are two poor orphans. 172 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:25,376 - Cheese? - What is this station? 173 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:26,859 - A sea bass? - Well, yeah ... 174 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,453 - Sausage? - This is better. 175 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,770 Okay, put it all there. Go ahead to work! 176 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:34,489 I beg you to be silent because the noises prevent me from seeing. 177 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:37,729 Sit down. 178 00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:40,215 The hair? 179 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,099 - For you, Madame. - Thanks. 180 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:49,256 - Oh, how weird, it stinks of chorizo! - It's the paper's fault. 181 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:55,369 These hairs belong to a 33-year-old man. 182 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:59,249 - No, no, an 18-year-old girl. - I said to a 33-year-old man! 183 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:07,132 - He has not met his parents and his name is Gasparre. - But then.. 184 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:13,569 - Are they yours? - I've lost them. But they are always hairs. 185 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:22,372 Look, what you are about to see happened 33 years ago. 186 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,890 - Who was the newborn? - It's him! 187 00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:40,295 - Yo? - Good. 188 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:48,330 Have you understood how things were? 189 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,740 In short, whose son am I? 190 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,814 From the Duke of Latour Lafitte. 191 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:59,334 - And where is my uncle? - It's there, it's written! 192 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,937 - Read! - I can't read, I only write. 193 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:05,250 Oh. Calle Varennes. 194 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,331 And shortly after the two orphans, 195 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,730 intoxicated by unforeseeable revelation, 196 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:14,449 They approach the majestic palace of Latour Lafitte. 197 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,651 Gasparre hits three times. 198 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:21,374 An impeccable butler opens the door to those two strange visitors. 199 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,097 I am the Duke of Latour Lafitte! 200 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,415 says Gasparre. 201 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,293 The impeccable butler looks at him in surprise, 202 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:33,169 but then something incredible hits him and lets him in. 203 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,338 Our friends are a bit intimidated. 204 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,652 the steward precedes them, 205 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:50,650 He makes a sign to go forward and then looks. 206 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,459 Look respectfully at Gasparre. 207 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,690 One moment, I warn Mr. Duque. 208 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,776 Whoops! Look, look! 209 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:13,296 Another son of a barber! Look what grandparents I have? 210 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,213 - Does it look like me? - A bit. 211 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:19,097 Look at this one! 212 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,610 Extraordinary! It resembles me, huh? 213 00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:25,808 �Es parecid�simo! 214 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,128 And this other one? Look! This is a priest, 215 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,412 It is nailed to me! It's me! 216 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:33,256 How not? 217 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,132 Y est of aqu ? M ralo well! 218 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,453 - No, not this one. By God! - Yes! 219 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:45,259 Ah, yes! I know it looks like you! Go with ... Hey! 220 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,693 - Do you think? - Sure. 221 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,255 - No ... - Yes! - But what ... - Yes! 222 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:52,053 - Is not true. - I tell you, yes! - But no ... - Hey! 223 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,175 - He'll be crazy, take him out! - One moment. 224 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,373 - Where is he? - In the drawing room, sir. - Well, go! 225 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,696 So I was the son of a barber, huh? 226 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:07,335 As a barber it's not bad! And now, what do I do with you? 227 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:11,899 A gardener, and on top with mustaches. Anyway, regardless of ... 228 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,939 Okay. I have understood. 229 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,330 - Where are you going? - On the street. 230 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,377 to beg alone, 231 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,458 - Under the wind, rain, snow ... - You can't! 232 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,452 - Oh, don't you want to? - Nerd. You can not do it. 233 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,178 - Why? - It's August. 234 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:32,971 Ungrateful and unremarkable! Rich, ungrateful, and unique! Goodbye 235 00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:37,288 - Have you understood? I said "bye". - Goodbye, goodbye! 236 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:40,892 Yes, I am a poor orphan, instead you ... 237 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,770 It doesn't matter, I'm leaving. 238 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:47,572 Then do not tell me that we are friends again, because between us 239 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,658 - It's all over! - Everything. 240 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,369 - �Todo! - �Todo! 241 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:53,898 - `` Adi s! - Goodbye! 242 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:57,978 - �Bellaco! - �Sinverg�enza! 243 00:21:58,060 --> 00:21:59,334 - �Caradura! - �Delincuente! 244 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:00,296 - �Carro�a! - �Pat�n! 245 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:02,974 - �Inmoral! �Degenerado! - �Existencialista! 246 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,652 - �Piojoso! - �Apestoso! 247 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,696 - You ... - Stinky ... 248 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:09,169 - Brother. - Dear. - Hug me. - Yes. 249 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:11,092 No, it is not possible. 250 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:18,689 Nephew! Forgive my shock 251 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,213 But the sudden arrival! So many years of waiting! 252 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:27,137 Where have you been? We look for you everywhere! 253 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:30,850 You cannot imagine the pain for the tragic end of your father, 254 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:35,537 and your disappearance! A destroyed family ... 255 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:39,735 Excuse me, I open a parenthesis: 256 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:43,451 How is the family assets? Whole? No mortgage? 257 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,375 - No! - I close parentheses. 258 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:49,578 Sorry if I interrupt this heartwarming scene, but, 259 00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:53,057 As Mr. Duke's trusted man and administrator, 260 00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:55,251 I have a duty to be prudent. 261 00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:57,569 Yes for sure, 262 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:02,179 that the missing boy had three triangle-shaped moles on his chest. 263 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:04,492 You have them! Show them! 264 00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:07,573 Yes! Here they are! Not you, I don't like you! 265 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:09,857 What's more, take note that this one we fired. 266 00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:12,579 - Yes. - Look! - There is no doubt! It's him! 267 00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:16,489 - Oh! Present what is owed to you and leave. - Do not hesitate. 268 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:20,529 All accounts will be settled and ... it will be soon. 269 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:24,529 Susan, this is the Duke of Latour Lafitte, 270 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:27,490 my missing nephew, as you know, 271 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,971 mysteriously many years ago. Madame Susan de Merlin. 272 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:35,691 - Oh! Excuse me, ma'am, we were ... - ... showing the documents. 273 00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:39,489 - Is the lady part of the family patrimony? - What do you mean? 274 00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,414 You mean, stay here? 275 00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:45,696 Accompany Mr. Duque to his chambers. As for this man ... 276 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:48,294 This gentleman is my administrator. 277 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,696 He will shave his mustaches and he will always be with me! 278 00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:59,129 Follow me, my sole administrator. Madam ... 279 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:09,776 �Vamos! 280 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,455 �Va! 281 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,013 - Qu for the beautiful month! - Venga! 282 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,736 - Do you want to explain? - We're broke! 283 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,936 Ruined, ruined ... let's not lose our minds, 284 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,375 - You have to react immediately! - What are you trying to do? 285 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:28,015 - The Duke and his administrator have to disappear. - Another crime? 286 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:31,536 - No, enough with the blood! - Look, your weakness could ... 287 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:34,578 - What? - I don't feel capable of loving a poor man. 288 00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:37,254 No, I don't want to! He's the heir, you know! 289 00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:40,176 Remember: no crime! 290 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,732 And now, forgive me, leave me alone, see you tonight. 291 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:44,895 Excuse me. 292 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:52,093 That's good. Out with all those superfluous hairs. All right, young man. 293 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:57,091 - Where is he going? It's our clothes! - But, Mr. Duke, now ... 294 00:24:57,260 --> 00:25:00,696 What? Leave everything there. And out! Parbleu! 295 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:04,213 We have to clean this house! 296 00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:08,533 �Qu� habitaci�n m�s bonita! 297 00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:11,018 Who knows, where he will sleep. 298 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:14,178 - I'll make you put a little bed near mine. - Oh thanks. 299 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:15,739 - It's a bit tall ... - Who? 300 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:18,460 - I like it, but it's a bit tall. - Who are you talking about? 301 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,658 - Ah! From the ... lady below. - Whose is it going to be? 302 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,434 It shows that it has class. For me she is a Countess. 303 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:26,737 - The key! - Oh, now! 304 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:30,388 The girls locked up in school! What have they armed? We have to go! 305 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,131 What are you doing? Over there, animal! 306 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:38,171 - Let's hurry! - Come on! 307 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,131 Who knows those poor girls ... 308 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,609 - I give them a surprise. - Oh yeah! 309 00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:45,498 Mr. Duke! Mr. Duque begs Mr. Duke not to go out 310 00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:48,253 - before I come back. - But how many Dukes! Too many dukes! 311 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,490 One of these days we'll kick out all these Dukes! 312 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:52,650 - Remember that you are also a Duke! - Ah, now! 313 00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:56,370 I am Duke Gardener. I play two bands. And the Duchess? 314 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:57,654 - The Duchess? - The marquesse. 315 00:25:57,740 --> 00:25:59,093 - The Marchioness? - The lady. 316 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:03,577 - Ah, Mrs. De Merlin! Has gone out. - Sorry. But does it come back? 317 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:06,778 - I can see her again, at dinner. - We're not leaving! 318 00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:09,574 - Think of poor Matilde. - No, wait! 319 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:13,653 - Think I'm the boss here. - Yes, but ... 320 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:32,137 Mr. De Malle, in my miserable business 321 00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:36,054 the sun comes in with you. Can I be of use to you? 322 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:39,371 - Are you alone? - The poor man is always alone. 323 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:44,176 Well. For tonight, I need a gift 324 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:48,779 a nice gift. Do you understand? For two friends. 325 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:51,978 Two friends who want to reunite with their ancestors? 326 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:56,770 Poor Chang Ku Ki is always ready to help his friends. 327 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:06,060 Ma'am, we have had the same idea. 328 00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:09,696 Yes, but the Count doesn't know anything. He won't accept it, it's so good ... 329 00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:19,580 Please, this way. 330 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:27,336 Oh, no! No smoke! Peligroso! Bum! 331 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:31,814 - What funniest objects! - Ah! Interesting! 332 00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:40,089 There is nothing to object to. When it comes to pumps, it's the best business in Paris. 333 00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:44,739 Watch out, sulfuric acid! If the gentlemen want to tell me what it is about ... 334 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:47,813 Political attack? Loving revenge? 335 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:52,131 Family matters. You need an elegant object, 336 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:55,417 - something that jumps in the eye. - Everything jumps here, sir. 337 00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:03,011 - That! What do you think? - No, too flashy! 338 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,892 Filippo, come see how funny this is. 339 00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:08,619 Watch out, watch out! Boom! 340 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:13,651 Look: 341 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:18,337 a man, a woman walking. 342 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:20,736 If he didn't stop it, they would meet. 343 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:23,935 One kiss, one spark, boom! 344 00:28:24,380 --> 00:28:25,335 �Bonito! 345 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,956 Is it enough to pulverize two people? 346 00:28:28,057 --> 00:28:29,057 What height? 347 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:32,178 - One fat and the other small. - Leftover. 348 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:43,088 Not without emotion, I toast 349 00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:46,690 they are the hope, moreover, the certainty that this, dear nephew, 350 00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:49,290 the last day of your life, 351 00:28:49,540 --> 00:28:52,100 of sacrifices, deprivations, humiliations. 352 00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:57,615 We will leave and this house will be for you the place of eternal rest. 353 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:02,613 On behalf of the Duke of Lafitte, as sole administrator, 354 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:03,975 I thank you. 355 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:09,651 Allow me, with all the sympathy that I feel for you from the first moment, 356 00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:12,529 let me remind you of the old saying, 357 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:17,250 "money does not bring happiness", or, at least, not that of managers. 358 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:21,255 Please say something yourself too, do it for me. 359 00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:24,089 - I'm doing it for you. - Yes? - Certainly. 360 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:30,569 Ma'am, sir, administrators gathered, 361 00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:34,493 from my new position, I see ... 362 00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:38,770 I see ... well, we'll discuss it later. 363 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:42,296 Why do you say that money does not bring happiness? 364 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:45,418 Is it possible that he is so unsympathetic and silly? 365 00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:47,614 Money produces war. 366 00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:51,211 War causes postwar, postwar produces black market, 367 00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:54,811 the black market reproduces money, money reproduces war. 368 00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:58,411 Guerra was a cyclist, so we shouted in chorus: 369 00:29:58,660 --> 00:29:59,934 "�Viva Girardengo, 370 00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:03,814 and long live Edison, who discovered the compass and said: 'Yet it moves''. 371 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:06,216 - �Viva! - �Viva! 372 00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:10,134 - Everyone was crying: soldiers, dignitaries, men, women ... - Bored! 373 00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:14,218 There is no one! 374 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:17,736 Gasparre is not there, nor is the Director, nobody! Long live! 375 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:24,337 It's all my fault! All mine! Who knows where they are right now. 376 00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:29,052 How handsome they are! 377 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,653 - You like it? - A lot of. 378 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:34,057 How nice, they leave us the house and give you a gift. 379 00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:35,572 Do I serve the liquors? 380 00:30:35,673 --> 00:30:38,573 No! Mr. Duque is tired and will retire. 381 00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,378 With your administrator. 382 00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:43,213 It is better that they rest, tomorrow we have a lot to do. 383 00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:45,172 No, no! Liquors, liquors! 384 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:49,851 - Do you like to dance? - Much, but it is not possible, there is no music. 385 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,658 No music? And this? 386 00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:56,171 This is it. How handsome! Please. 387 00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:02,374 Darling, buddy, can you come a moment I have something very important to tell you. 388 00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:06,215 One moment! We will agree, of course. 389 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,973 I want to be frank with you, I want to tell you the whole truth. 390 00:31:09,060 --> 00:31:12,609 - Yes, but what do you want to tell me? - I beg you, just a moment! 391 00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:15,419 What I want to entrust to you is precisely this ... 392 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,492 Yes, I understand! Leave me, I want to hear the music. 393 00:31:18,580 --> 00:31:20,457 Do you know what a bore you are? 394 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:24,129 - I want to hear the music! - But it's only a moment ... 395 00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:30,777 The music has stopped! This is a disaster! 396 00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:39,016 - No, no, no! - Works. 397 00:31:42,340 --> 00:31:43,377 Please. 398 00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:52,413 - But, but ... - It's a mess, a mess! 399 00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:09,335 - Oh my! What has happened? - He's fainted! 400 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,775 - Quick! The liquors! - The liquors! 401 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:20,370 - How are you feeling? - It doesn't come to itself. 402 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:23,498 - Wow! - You need brandy. - Yes, the brandy. - Yes. 403 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:30,014 - Now how are you? - Wake up, wake up! 404 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:32,568 - He was right: he needed cognac. - I knew it! 405 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:35,299 Please take the music box with you, I can't see it. 406 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:39,813 Yes, you better go rest. Take the music box 407 00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:43,097 retire to your room and snore all night. 408 00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:47,057 - Good night. - Good evening! - Goodbye! - Good night. 409 00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,176 - Go. Again! - Good evening! 410 00:32:58,980 --> 00:33:02,734 - Hey! Now this works great! - Then we go back downstairs to dance! 411 00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:04,612 No, let's go to sleep. 412 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,650 Where am I? What fear! 413 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,850 Battista, what an evening! 414 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:18,253 Have you seen how I make women swoon? 415 00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:20,856 Just one look and that ... zaff! 416 00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:23,659 Yeah, but while she's having fun with your uncle. 417 00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:26,050 What's up! My uncle is a softie. 418 00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:30,679 For me Susanna it is a matter of hours. 419 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,380 I want to rest because tomorrow ... 420 00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:39,369 What are you doing here? You are made of stone. I want to leave. 421 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:45,172 Let's get away. Now explode! Finally! 422 00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:52,299 That's it, that's Susan and that's you. 423 00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:57,099 You approach slowly, slowly, you want to kiss her, huh? 424 00:33:57,860 --> 00:34:03,139 But you are a doll, because in life it is something else. Hey there! 425 00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:06,809 - You're here, but she ... Where is she? - Do you know where? 426 00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:09,130 - Where? - In the garden! 427 00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:19,738 - What happened? - A bomb, the anarchists ... 428 00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:21,612 - Oh my! - Lets go to bed. - Yes. 429 00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:24,375 - Say ... - What? 430 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:28,129 If the revolution breaks out, remember that I am not a Duke, 431 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,936 I'm just the son of a barber. No, no, jewel, why? Get there. 432 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:47,253 But ... since nothing explodes, 433 00:34:47,454 --> 00:34:50,454 I will always be Duke! 434 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,371 To the site! To your site! 435 00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:57,090 Pig! 436 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:20,018 It's 8:00, Mr. Duque. 437 00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:23,140 Huh? 8:00? I'm going to make coffee right away. 438 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:25,730 Breakfast is served at 9:00. 439 00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:29,730 - If Mr. Duke wants, the bathroom is ready. - The bathroom? 440 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,418 My manager takes it. 441 00:35:33,980 --> 00:35:34,935 Do it for me. 442 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:43,536 Girls! It is the first time that we bathe alone. 443 00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:45,972 - Well, what are we waiting for? - I don't know! 444 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:51,135 Ladies! Remember that, although we are alone, we must keep modesty 445 00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:53,097 and the modesty of well-educated young women. 446 00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:55,296 Bathing in a nightgown, medieval things. 447 00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:58,656 - What do you mean? - I'm going to show you: whoever wants to, follow me. 448 00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:03,935 �Qu� verg�enza! 449 00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,415 - Did they say where they were going? - No, Mr. Duke. 450 00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:19,335 - Damn! Have you seen them? - For an eye! 451 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:22,419 - Fresh as a rose! - Let me make myself! 452 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:24,736 You can avoid a bomb, but a woman ... 453 00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:28,658 My dear Duke, I have arrived on time! 454 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:32,649 - Do you want anything? - I would like to spend some time with a kind man like you. 455 00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:34,094 - Where? - At my place. 456 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:37,570 Mr. Duque can't, because he protects a college of orphans, so ... 457 00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:39,651 I can, I can! The orphans who wait. 458 00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:43,051 But, dear Duke, can't you see us for once without that fat dog? 459 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,377 The fat dog is you! Come on? 460 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,096 Go ahead. Come in. 461 00:37:57,940 --> 00:38:00,295 As if they were in your house, dear Duke. 462 00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:01,973 I'll just leave you for a moment. 463 00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:12,295 - Take my advice! Let's go! - Right now? 464 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:16,289 - Yes. There is something wrong. - No, that goes! 465 00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:21,494 We agree, in a timely manner between. 466 00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:23,810 - I know my job. - You can go. 467 00:38:29,580 --> 00:38:31,730 - Gasparre! - I'm coming! 468 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,812 - Vay monos, va! - Already! 469 00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:38,219 - You are my administrator and you must always accompany me! - Where? 470 00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,930 Acomp ame on the floor. Vamos! 471 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:50,216 Gasparre, come see my collection of Chinese stamps! 472 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,739 Sure, Duchess. I'm coming right away, Duchess. 473 00:38:57,180 --> 00:39:01,332 - What should I touch? - The prayer of a Queen Bee. 474 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:38,170 Good! And these Chinese stamps, where are they? 475 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:42,571 - Help me! - What do I have to do? - Everything! 476 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,177 - Everything? - Everything you want. 477 00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:48,492 Oh yeah? Can I do whatever I want? 478 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:52,489 So I take off my shoes 479 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:55,690 because they hurt me to death. 480 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:07,929 Gasparre. 481 00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:17,729 - Then, what are you going to think of me? - How? Has your mother told you nothing? 482 00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:21,014 - I'm an orphan. - T? Son of a Duke? 483 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:24,531 Then give me back. 484 00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:28,936 - Ah! I got you! - My husband! 485 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,053 Do you have a husband? 486 00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:35,016 Sir, it's a pleasure to meet you. Please. 487 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:38,251 Sir! How dare he be in my wife's room without shoes? 488 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:39,739 Yes, but I'm wearing a hat! 489 00:40:40,180 --> 00:40:42,535 If you are a man of honor, I will receive the godparents. 490 00:40:42,620 --> 00:40:45,930 - Since I am the offended one, I choose the weapon: the sword! - Yes, sir. 491 00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:49,535 - To the last blood! - I'd say ... let's do it last minute! - Last! 492 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,933 Oh, disc�lpeme. 493 00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:00,848 What a noble spirit! How the music moves me! 494 00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:03,854 Yes, my father must be a great musician. 495 00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:08,256 Oh, what a delicacy! You took off your shoes so as not to bother me 496 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:11,969 but it was not the case, thank you. How did the sonata go? 497 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:13,489 �Qu� sonata! 498 00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:15,493 TI ha dicho " a la �ltima", 499 00:41:15,620 --> 00:41:19,169 I have said "the penultimate". It says: "No, the last one." Anyway... 500 00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:25,696 Don't worry, I will surely find them! 501 00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:29,376 - Of course it would be better to know where they went. - Bravo! What an effort! 502 00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:31,974 The bad thing is that they have disappeared without a trace. 503 00:41:32,060 --> 00:41:34,210 - I think I do. - Yes? - Where? 504 00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:35,893 They have gone to see a fortune teller. 505 00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:39,413 - �A cu�l? - Mmm... Madame T�r�se. - �Madame T�r�se?! 506 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:42,538 �Has o�do? �Madame T�r�se! �R�pido! �Ve! 507 00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:45,536 My officer, without a doubt! 508 00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:47,929 They are in via de Varennes, in the Palace of Latour Lafitte! 509 00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:49,817 - Thanks, I'm running to find them! - No! Wait! 510 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:52,937 For safety I will consult my infallible ball. 511 00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,734 I see, I see ... 512 00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:02,335 - I see our friends! - I don't see anything! 513 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:05,651 Come closer to me, handsome officer. There they are, do you see them? 514 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:10,535 Oh look, they are in a forest, in the forest of Boulogne, 515 00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:16,010 - surrounded by enemies. How many enemies! - Are they in danger? 516 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,931 A very serious danger! Danger of death! 517 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:04,580 But what does it do? He has come here to fight. 518 00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:06,890 I like intimate duels. 519 00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:10,208 Between friends, even alone. There are too many people here! 520 00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:13,258 He would never have imagined that the sense of honor was so widespread. 521 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,570 A Latour Lafitte never leaves the field! 522 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:18,778 Okay, but there's no room here, don't you see they're ...? 523 00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:21,500 - Eh, look! - Look! Escuche a moment! 524 00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:24,812 Good man! Isn't it true that there is no place here? 525 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:28,689 - Have the gentlemen stayed up late? - No! Fixed at the last minute. 526 00:43:28,860 --> 00:43:31,294 - Sorry, there's nothing to do. - Patience, let's go! 527 00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:33,177 Too bad! Let's go get an ice cream. 528 00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:36,013 I would have made this little pain so comfortable today ... 529 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,972 - Battista, get in the car! - Come on! 530 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:40,813 - Gentlemen, this way! - Ah, what a bad leg! 531 00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:44,979 Here we will be very good. Everything at your fingertips. 532 00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:50,099 Mr. Kircher, excuse me! If I had recognized him, I would not have waited. 533 00:43:50,740 --> 00:43:54,972 Nice blow to both of you yesterday! Don't be afraid, your hand is light, 534 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:58,377 I will not suffer. And that one seems made for you. 535 00:43:58,540 --> 00:43:59,689 Made to measure! 536 00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:03,297 - Are they related? - I? No, I am the sole administrator. 537 00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:05,291 - I have a question. - What doubt? 538 00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:07,575 - I'm afraid this is serious. - Hopefully not. 539 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:09,218 Take it! Here's the gun! 540 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:11,332 Gentlemen! On guard! 541 00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:13,810 �Adelante! 542 00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:20,418 Stop! It is useless to remind them that the duel is to the last blood. Go ahead! 543 00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:24,211 �Alto! 544 00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:28,051 Pick up the sword. Go ahead! 545 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:34,357 Alto! 546 00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:36,895 How high? "Stop" I can only say! 547 00:44:37,660 --> 00:44:39,378 - I want to make a proposal. - Which one? 548 00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:42,418 Since I have not slept well, and I feel somewhat tired, 549 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:45,253 I could follow him. Total, it's my administrator! 550 00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:48,650 - Let's not say nonsense! Go ahead! - How unfriendly you are! Here! 551 00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:50,378 - Ah! Who was it? - It was him! 552 00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:51,893 Who was it? 553 00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:17,053 Comrades! The aristocrats have risen in arms! 554 00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:20,769 - They want to take our lands! Come on! - Come on! 555 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:54,532 - Stop! - What happens? 556 00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:57,128 - We're. The revolution! - Let's go then! 557 00:45:57,980 --> 00:46:00,540 - It wouldn't be better ... - We're wearing a uniform! 558 00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:03,215 - And what does it matter. - Go ahead! 559 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:08,699 Esos d nde of? 560 00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:12,056 Boy, in life there are those who play and those who receive. 561 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:15,337 Those are the ones that touch and we receive. Come on! 562 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,936 And as the musicians drift away 563 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:22,773 the forces of order advance heroically 564 00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:24,976 to separate fierce adversaries. 565 00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:31,256 What happens? Is the fray over? They divide because they agree, 566 00:46:32,260 --> 00:46:35,616 agree to go against the forces of order. 567 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:38,692 So for a simple incident, a kick in the butt, 568 00:46:38,780 --> 00:46:41,340 an oil well, war breaks out! 569 00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:48,009 There are the rogues, and those who believe in them. 570 00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:51,776 How do you think the situation is developing? 571 00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:54,653 Very good! They will close your other eye shortly. 572 00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:58,410 A serious war! A real war! 573 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:00,931 With his good leader. 574 00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:05,933 - What a beautiful battle! - And what ardor, what courage! 575 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:08,452 What a heroic spirit, it exalts me! 576 00:47:08,780 --> 00:47:10,930 Sire! Do we get closer to see better? 577 00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:13,450 Oh! I am exalted because I am far away. 578 00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:18,376 Marshal, trust me, better stay away from battles! 579 00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:23,851 - Sire, look who's coming! - Who? The Brigade? 580 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:25,293 No! Ours are coming! 581 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:33,133 - Sire, the cavalry! - How many gentlemen are they? 582 00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:34,699 - �Somos 11! - �11? 583 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:37,090 Better few and good! Wait a minute. 584 00:47:37,580 --> 00:47:39,889 - Slowly, Your Majesty! - Help me ... - Careful, Sire! 585 00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:43,052 - Why have they come? - We learned that they were in danger, 586 00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:46,132 - and we have come to save you. - Save me? This one is good! 587 00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:48,139 I have caused the war. 588 00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:51,809 When has it been seen that whoever provokes war is in danger? Here, go! 589 00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:54,138 Goodbye! Look! 590 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:08,655 Nothing can be seen. 591 00:48:08,780 --> 00:48:11,817 - Try this! - Bravo! Did you bring the thermos? - Not. 592 00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:17,178 With this it is not seen either. 593 00:48:17,740 --> 00:48:18,889 Let's try both: 594 00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:21,569 �Extraordinario! 595 00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:25,698 They still rampage. They never get tired. 596 00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:27,897 - Are they paid? - What are you saying! 597 00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:31,014 People, when paid, don't feel like working. 598 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:33,409 It's free if you give them a holy reason! 599 00:48:34,140 --> 00:48:37,689 - Anyway, let's hope nothing happens. - Why, Sire? 600 00:48:37,940 --> 00:48:41,091 Because if you get a scratch on your finger, 601 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:44,895 tomorrow there is a general tram strike. Even though I don't care ... 602 00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:47,016 - �Por qu�? - Soy peat�n. 603 00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:53,936 - Are you bored, Your Majesty? - Of course! 604 00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:57,010 Deep down, these battles are all the same. 605 00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:59,331 - Is the end of the war? - Yes. 606 00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:06,133 - It touches the beginning of the postwar period. - Yes! 607 00:49:08,300 --> 00:49:11,531 Attention! Now all the burghers home! 608 00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:13,649 Only the warriors remain. 609 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:17,569 We will give a few prizes, and if I have seen you I don't remember. Go. 610 00:49:23,340 --> 00:49:24,693 Long live the Emperor! 611 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:38,212 - Your face is not unknown to me. I name you Captain. - Thanks. - No problem. 612 00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:40,617 No problem. 613 00:49:41,660 --> 00:49:42,697 Ten. 614 00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:46,293 - How many children do you have? - Four, Sire. - Four children? 615 00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:48,894 - Three medals. Have. - Thank you, Sire. - No problem. 616 00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:50,617 Ten. 617 00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:52,933 - What are you? - Colonel. 618 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:55,488 - Colonel. We make this one captain. - Thank you! 619 00:49:55,580 --> 00:49:57,810 No problem. It is a must. I will be missing more. 620 00:49:58,100 --> 00:50:00,330 - If there weren't, but having ... - Thank you. 621 00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:02,490 - Medals are out there. - Thanks. 622 00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:09,732 Hey! Oh! I've seen you at Austerlitz. 623 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:12,255 - Sire, he wasn't. - In Marengo? - Either. 624 00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:16,578 - In Santa Elena! - Either. - So, weren't you ever there? 625 00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:19,978 Sire, I'm a career, I also have a family ... 626 00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:23,852 - I understand you. A nice medal! - They're over! 627 00:50:23,940 --> 00:50:27,012 - I have all the medals. - Then, your emperor lew, 628 00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:29,893 gives you a nice watch. Here it is. 629 00:50:31,340 --> 00:50:34,218 - Does it work? - Do you think the Emperor would give you crap? 630 00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:36,291 - You never know. - How hearty! 631 00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:39,816 - Ten, tambi n la trompeta. - Gracias. - Goodbye. 632 00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:41,493 Long live the Emperor! 633 00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:45,697 One moment! To be counted, guys. How many are we? 634 00:50:45,860 --> 00:50:49,409 1, 2, 2, 4, 5 ... 15. We are 15. 635 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:53,609 And let's not do like a year ago, when the meeting is held, 636 00:50:53,860 --> 00:50:57,535 40,000 are presented. Guys, we are 15! 637 00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:03,497 Se ores, everywhere, eh! 638 00:51:03,580 --> 00:51:06,140 Here we put the buffet: champagne, liqueurs, pasta. 639 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:07,858 Please, all fine things. 640 00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:10,898 No beans with bacon, no onion or garlic. 641 00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:12,129 - �Cebolla? - S�. - �Ajo? 642 00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:15,059 They are young, and they may miss a little kiss. 643 00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:17,450 - We put the music there. - A triplet? 644 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:19,531 - How? - A quartet, a quintet ... 645 00:51:19,620 --> 00:51:23,056 What else gives a quartet, quintet! a couple of hedges, for 15 people. 646 00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:26,576 - And the grand piano. - Tail, no, I could step on it and I would feel it. 647 00:51:26,740 --> 00:51:29,095 Didn't I tell you to remove that painting? 648 00:51:29,340 --> 00:51:31,490 - Duke Filippo ... - But what Duke Filippo! 649 00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:34,048 Here I am the only Duke! Out with that painting! 650 00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:36,574 - But he's the founder of the line! - It doesn't look like me! 651 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:39,732 It has horns and it doesn't look like me. Oh dear! 652 00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:43,578 I thank you for the assistance you have given me during the duel. 653 00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:46,458 - And after the battle, how did you sleep? - Good as always. 654 00:51:46,540 --> 00:51:48,849 I'm glad. Too bad I can't get out! 655 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:51,693 - And why not? - Try exiting that mode. 656 00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:56,614 - When are you leaving? - I'm waiting for your administrator. 657 00:51:56,980 --> 00:52:00,131 Well, I retire to my rooms. 658 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:04,453 Oh, I want to tell you: remember that there is only one Duke here, and it is me! 659 00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:07,210 And don't tell me any more about founders! 660 00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:11,736 Another thing, since ... Excuse me. 661 00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:17,212 This situation cannot last. 662 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:20,372 You are lucky! Every time something happens, he falls to his feet. 663 00:52:20,460 --> 00:52:22,610 On top of me! Leave that painting alone! 664 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,619 - But Duke Gasparre ... - Leave that painting alone! 665 00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:26,737 �S�, se�or! 666 00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:33,292 - What are you planning to do? - I'll have an idea. 667 00:52:33,620 --> 00:52:36,976 - I already know your ideas. - Oh! This will be good. 668 00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:40,690 Well, do what you want but whatever happens, let it be 10 km from me. 669 00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:46,897 - What makes you laugh? - Nothing, comrade! 670 00:52:47,340 --> 00:52:49,517 No one has come in, I hope, huh? 671 00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:52,895 - Nadie! - `` Menos! 672 00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:54,493 Is that all he had to tell us? 673 00:52:54,660 --> 00:52:57,215 No, I have come to invite you to a party. 674 00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:00,014 To your first dance! 675 00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:02,978 - When? - Tonight! 676 00:53:03,140 --> 00:53:04,778 - Where? - Let's see if you guess? 677 00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:09,128 - At the house of the Duke of Latour Lafitte. - And who is it? 678 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:11,609 - Hey, you know him very well! - I've never heard it. 679 00:53:11,780 --> 00:53:15,739 - How not? It's Gasparre! - Gasparre? 680 00:53:15,980 --> 00:53:19,575 Our Gasparre! He has finally found his home, and his family. 681 00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:23,734 Rejoice! Tonight each of us will discover its origins. 682 00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:27,975 We will all know them! Even me! 683 00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:30,370 But the dance ... Dressed like that? 684 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:33,259 No! It's fixed. Hold on, for God's sake. 685 00:53:33,820 --> 00:53:35,458 �Se�oritas! �Pasad! 686 00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:39,613 They are for you. 687 00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:19,932 It seems boring. Isn't it nice to be a Duke? 688 00:54:20,180 --> 00:54:23,013 Yes, but, you know? It is a career without a future. 689 00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:25,132 - Do you want to dance? - With great pleasure. 690 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,855 Oh no no! With so much hidden husband ... 691 00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:06,694 - Madame, how are you? - Very nervous. 692 00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:11,616 It would say better than electric! These stormy winds affect my nerves a lot. 693 00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:14,613 Madame, do you want to get down to business or would you rather wait? 694 00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:17,897 Oh, right away, please! I want to leave before the catastrophe. 695 00:55:17,980 --> 00:55:20,130 Catastrophe? But if everything goes well. 696 00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:22,770 - Can't you sense anything in the air? - Not. 697 00:55:23,340 --> 00:55:25,979 Please, Madame, come. Over here. 698 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,252 Ladies and gentlemen! 699 00:55:38,620 --> 00:55:41,657 I have the honor and pleasure to introduce you to Madame T r se, 700 00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:46,179 who will put his magical power at your disposal. 701 00:55:46,740 --> 00:55:49,857 Tonight the veil that surrounds our past, will fall! 702 00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:53,970 - I'll start with you, Battista. - Well. 703 00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:56,733 - Give me a lock of your hair. - There it is! - Thanks. 704 00:55:57,060 --> 00:56:00,575 - Turn off the lights! - The lights! The lights! Turn them off! 705 00:56:01,060 --> 00:56:02,254 �Silencio! 706 00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:09,417 I don't see, I don't see anything! Ah! I see, I see! 707 00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:11,810 - Ah! Cielo! - Qu and? Hable! 708 00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:13,414 - A head! - And what is it like? 709 00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:14,689 - �Cortada! - �C�mo? 710 00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:17,010 Separated from the rest of the body ... in one slash! 711 00:56:17,180 --> 00:56:19,216 - Where is the body? - Near the head. 712 00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:21,416 I am the son of a guillotined! 713 00:56:21,540 --> 00:56:24,293 Wait, there is not only a head and a body. 714 00:56:24,460 --> 00:56:27,099 There are ... 14 heads .. 715 00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:32,499 and 11 bodies. Weird, very weird! 716 00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:34,858 What a family! 717 00:56:35,380 --> 00:56:37,848 - Ah! I see your father! He is not dead. - No? 718 00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:39,658 - Your father is ... - Is he ...? 719 00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:41,458 �Ah, se�oritas! 720 00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:44,339 I finally find them! And in what bad company! 721 00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:46,174 Get out immediately! 722 00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:47,932 The carriages await you outside! 723 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:51,251 Next time, ladies, try to hide better. 724 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:54,651 As for you guys, don't you dare stand in front of me ever again! 725 00:56:54,780 --> 00:56:56,930 - But, miss, ... - Shut up! Shameless! 726 00:56:57,380 --> 00:56:59,735 And don't try to find an excuse, I despise you! 727 00:57:02,580 --> 00:57:05,492 - Then speak up, Madame. - Stormy air, presented it! 728 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,890 - At least tell me who my father is! - I don't know! 729 00:57:07,980 --> 00:57:10,414 The lights have been turned on ... and everything has dissolved into mist. 730 00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:16,337 Ah! Introduced it! What a great misfortune! Ah! 731 00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:19,020 Madame get off! My father! 732 00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:23,460 The party is over! Good evening to the orchestra! 733 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:25,328 Good evening! 734 00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:33,255 My father. 735 00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:37,330 - It's your fault! - Mine? - It is understood. 736 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,975 The fault is always with the administrators. 737 00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:43,132 - Let's go to sleep ... - The Dukes are not going to sleep at this time! 738 00:57:43,340 --> 00:57:45,570 By the way, a Duke, when handsome, young and rich, 739 00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:48,413 - What are you doing at this time? - Not all women are married. 740 00:57:48,540 --> 00:57:50,849 I'm not talking to you! I don't like you! He was saying? 741 00:57:51,140 --> 00:57:52,653 It's a bit hard to tell. 742 00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:56,972 - There are places that only high society frequents. - And what do they do? 743 00:57:57,220 --> 00:58:00,974 - They do ... everything. - Even sibid sibid ? 744 00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:03,979 - Where is he? - It is not an environment for you. 745 00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:07,696 - Why? - In this type of premises, you have to be ready for anything. 746 00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:10,374 Mr. Duque is ready for anything, as for me ... 747 00:58:10,460 --> 00:58:13,418 If they wish, they just have to present these carnations. 748 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:16,818 - Via dell'Orgia, 34. - Gracias! 749 00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:19,932 - Have fun! - Thank you! 750 00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:27,729 Se�ores... 751 00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:30,730 �Por favor! 752 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:59,492 That woman has ruined me. Life no longer makes sense to me. 753 00:58:59,580 --> 00:59:00,729 However you want. 754 00:59:00,860 --> 00:59:02,930 - What do you advise me? - Good poison. 755 00:59:04,060 --> 00:59:05,539 Yeah, go get the poison. 756 00:59:09,340 --> 00:59:10,898 �Adelante! 757 00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:15,093 - Mr. Director, there are two gentlemen. - Partners? 758 00:59:15,340 --> 00:59:17,854 - They have white carnations. - Two minutes and let them pass. 759 00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:24,976 - Let that bitch know I did it for her. - Okay. 760 00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:30,290 - For my eternal happiness! - Good trip. 761 00:59:31,660 --> 00:59:33,139 - Is it good? - Eh. 762 00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:43,137 Take the body home. 763 00:59:46,780 --> 00:59:49,055 Gentlemen. Please, this way. 764 00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:59,214 - Good evening, gentlemen. - Good evening! 765 00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:02,929 - Is that where he has drunk? - Yes, a few drops have been enough to reach Paradise. 766 01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:04,454 Para�so. 767 01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:06,611 Artificial paradises. Opium, cocaine ... 768 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:09,255 Good! What do you want, gentlemen? Do you have a problem? 769 01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:12,373 - Rest assured that everything will end soon. - Well. 770 01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:15,772 - The truth is that we have come ... - Yes, they bring the carnation. 771 01:00:16,340 --> 01:00:17,693 - Now! - Do you also want to? 772 01:00:17,820 --> 01:00:21,779 - Yes. Pass it on to me. - We have not come to drink, 773 01:00:22,140 --> 01:00:23,971 - We have come to ... - What for? 774 01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:27,093 You know, maybe a little parlor ... 775 01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:30,298 - A reserved. - Very good! - We have it. - Yes, yes ... 776 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:33,298 - And with two ... - Two pistols. We also have them. 777 01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:35,416 - How? - They call them pistols. 778 01:00:35,940 --> 01:00:38,693 Please: small, but well done. 779 01:00:38,860 --> 01:00:40,612 Agree. This is the liquor. 780 01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:43,732 - The rest is in the booth. - Thanks. - Good night. 781 01:00:43,860 --> 01:00:45,293 Ah! One moment, gentlemen. 782 01:00:45,620 --> 01:00:48,771 Remember that once inside, no weakness. 783 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,373 - Hey! - No regrets. 784 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:53,139 Why did he take us? It's not the first time. 785 01:00:53,540 --> 01:00:54,772 Weakness. 786 01:00:56,173 --> 01:00:57,773 �Debilidad! 787 01:01:04,220 --> 01:01:07,371 - I'm breaking! - Poison... 788 01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:10,412 Have you seen how the dead was played? 789 01:01:13,780 --> 01:01:15,611 The poor laugh! 790 01:01:16,180 --> 01:01:18,853 They think they are going towards an hour of pleasure, 791 01:01:19,380 --> 01:01:23,339 and instead, they go to meet the most cruel destiny. 792 01:01:23,820 --> 01:01:24,855 Come in, come in. 793 01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:28,856 There, they close the door. 794 01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:34,369 Yes, yes, there are two pistols, small, as you wanted them. 795 01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:35,575 �Cogedlas! 796 01:01:37,220 --> 01:01:40,371 Hey, smile, hey! Be happy... 797 01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:43,971 Careful. No! No! What do they do? 798 01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:49,451 �Ah! �Asesinos! 799 01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:52,658 Hey, he's scared, huh. 800 01:01:52,820 --> 01:01:55,175 Stammer, poor things. 801 01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:58,131 Go to the door. No it's useless 802 01:01:58,220 --> 01:02:00,780 it's useless to knock on the door, it's useless, 803 01:02:00,940 --> 01:02:05,570 No one will open you! You will not be able to leave 804 01:02:06,540 --> 01:02:08,576 from the death chamber! 805 01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:13,213 You are in a trap. 806 01:02:14,060 --> 01:02:15,209 There, look. 807 01:02:15,380 --> 01:02:18,099 Look at the ceiling, come down slow 808 01:02:18,660 --> 01:02:22,209 relentlessly. It's scary, right? 809 01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:24,336 What a dreadful death awaits you! 810 01:02:27,860 --> 01:02:29,009 Has stopped, huh? 811 01:02:29,260 --> 01:02:31,615 Breathe, but don't get your hopes up! 812 01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:34,335 It is a refined cruelty. Come back! 813 01:02:35,180 --> 01:02:38,855 Keep going down. Keep going! 814 01:02:38,980 --> 01:02:40,254 It is useless to scream! 815 01:02:40,900 --> 01:02:44,051 Has it stopped? No! No! No! 816 01:02:44,220 --> 01:02:46,859 Come down again, there is no escape! 817 01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:49,531 No se�is rid�culos. 818 01:02:50,620 --> 01:02:53,851 No one has ever been saved. 819 01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:57,177 You are lost! 820 01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:02,860 - At last, free! - What? Who dies! 821 01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:05,249 Do you know who it is? 822 01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,975 This distinguished lord is Abbot Faria, 823 01:03:08,220 --> 01:03:09,972 here of the Count of Monte Cristo. 824 01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:13,055 Escaped from the castle of If, many years ago, 825 01:03:13,220 --> 01:03:16,656 roams underground in search of a way out. 826 01:03:23,140 --> 01:03:24,698 D jame market! 827 01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:26,209 D jame market! 828 01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:28,615 D jame market! 829 01:03:34,180 --> 01:03:35,613 C'mon C'mon. 830 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,036 Be careful, the hole there is narrow. 831 01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:41,253 - Watch out, young man. So. - That's it. 832 01:03:41,340 --> 01:03:43,979 - What about the other young man? - I'm here! I am here! 833 01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:46,859 I have put my foot in the wet water. 834 01:03:47,060 --> 01:03:49,210 No fear, everything is wet here. 835 01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:50,495 No, no, enough! 836 01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:53,974 - Where are we? - In the sewers of Paris. 837 01:03:54,060 --> 01:03:57,416 - Oh! Battista! Battista! - What is it? 838 01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:00,940 - Is this a bird? - Ah! A mouse! 839 01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:03,011 Don't put the rat in my mouth! Leave her! 840 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:06,733 - The water reaches the knees. - Yes, no fear! 841 01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:09,778 - It makes an unbearable stink. - We will find the way out. 842 01:04:09,860 --> 01:04:12,215 - Where are we going? - I've been doing this for 20 years. 843 01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:14,814 - This way. - Yes, I'll bring my raincoat. 844 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:19,257 No fear, let's go. 845 01:05:04,820 --> 01:05:07,892 - Do not be afraid. - There must be some fault. 846 01:05:08,140 --> 01:05:09,573 S�. �Cuidado! 847 01:05:10,580 --> 01:05:12,730 We're. 848 01:05:13,140 --> 01:05:16,212 �Battista! �Battista! 849 01:05:18,020 --> 01:05:23,253 No fear! Let's stop here. It must be the right point to leave. 850 01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:26,213 - Have you hurt yourself? - Wait! I go ahead. 851 01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:30,371 - The exit is in this part! - It's still raining! 852 01:05:31,820 --> 01:05:32,969 Come, come. 853 01:05:36,340 --> 01:05:38,092 You've gotten fat, you know? 854 01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:46,810 Are you tired, sir? It is almost midnight. 855 01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:49,016 Nerd. Let's move on. 856 01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:52,417 This is the only hour when I can be calm. 857 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,218 �Pase! 858 01:05:55,540 --> 01:05:56,814 - Sire ... - Yes? 859 01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:59,255 The chief of police is here to do an inspection. 860 01:05:59,340 --> 01:06:02,059 Enough of tricks! They are a bunch of idiots: you, 861 01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:05,013 The chief of police and the ministers! Get out, get out! 862 01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:09,129 - Revolutionaries, revolutionaries ... - Please, Sire, smile. 863 01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:12,696 Revolutionaries. These cretins see them everywhere! 864 01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:16,889 Inside the drawers, behind the doors, behind the pictures, under the rugs ... 865 01:06:20,980 --> 01:06:22,413 Under the carpets ... 866 01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:28,695 Ah! At last, free! Come on! 867 01:06:29,140 --> 01:06:30,368 The revolutionaries. 868 01:06:43,980 --> 01:06:45,095 The revolutionaries. 869 01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:48,536 �Aupa! 870 01:06:51,380 --> 01:06:53,132 - It looks like it! - Who is it? 871 01:06:54,980 --> 01:06:56,049 This who is ... 872 01:06:56,660 --> 01:07:00,812 - The Emperor! Sire! - The revolutionaries ... - No! No! 873 01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:03,415 Be quiet, Your Majesty, don't be nervous. 874 01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:06,851 - Revolutionaries! - It's them! - Arrest them! 875 01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:10,136 And Battista, vilely, flees ... 876 01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:13,936 while poor Gasparre and Abbot Faria are arrested. 877 01:07:14,620 --> 01:07:18,056 I have seen him pass by, restless and terrified, as if he were being pursued. 878 01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:20,978 - He hasn't even greeted me. - And Gasparre? - Was not. 879 01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:22,129 - �Matilde! - S�. 880 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:26,049 I have tried to listen, but nothing can be heard. The Director speaks very softly. 881 01:07:26,220 --> 01:07:27,369 Bad signal. 882 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:28,859 Gasparre in prison ... let him stay! 883 01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:31,374 But it's bad! And to tell the truth I ... 884 01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:35,209 And also, even if I wanted to, what could I do? I am not the Emperor! 885 01:07:35,420 --> 01:07:38,696 I am the Director of a school, which you have disgraced! 886 01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:41,170 Now what happens? Go ahead! 887 01:07:42,140 --> 01:07:44,495 Ah! You! Be on time! 888 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:47,454 - I imagine you will come to apologize. - No! 889 01:07:47,540 --> 01:07:50,179 - How not? - I've heard some terrible news. Read! 890 01:07:50,260 --> 01:07:53,696 - The Emperor is furious and there is talk of the guillotine! - Poor Gasparre! 891 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:55,418 They have vilely betrayed him! 892 01:07:56,140 --> 01:07:58,176 Don't cry, it's totally useless. 893 01:07:58,660 --> 01:08:02,050 - Do you want to save your friend? - Sure, after what I've done! 894 01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:05,257 - I haven't done anything to him! - Battista, there is a secret in his life. 895 01:08:05,340 --> 01:08:08,810 I have never told it, but I will understand when I know everything. 896 01:08:09,020 --> 01:08:10,851 - My father? - I can't tell you more. 897 01:08:10,980 --> 01:08:14,290 - Here, with this medal your father will recognize you. - Yes! 898 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,340 - This is your address. Now it's your turn! - Flight! 899 01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:21,130 - Can your father do something? - Yes. 900 01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:22,613 - Is it very powerful? - Yes. 901 01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:37,731 - What do you want? - Someone sent me. 902 01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:40,580 - Who? - The Director of the Passy orphanage. 903 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:45,057 Ah! The Director of the orphanage! Come on! 904 01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:49,373 Oh my! It left him out. 905 01:08:51,420 --> 01:08:53,172 Come in, come in! 906 01:08:58,940 --> 01:09:01,295 - How handsome you are! - Thanks. 907 01:09:02,140 --> 01:09:04,017 I'm going to tell the man right away. 908 01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:09,209 - The poor thing rests! You are tired, from so much travel! - Are you a scout? 909 01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:11,811 - You don't know? - Not. 910 01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:15,532 Good! He will explain it to you. Sit down. 911 01:09:15,980 --> 01:09:22,030 Do not come. You might be impressed by all those dead. 912 01:09:22,231 --> 01:09:23,331 �C�mo? 913 01:09:24,900 --> 01:09:26,049 All those dead? 914 01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:30,455 Maybe my father works at the undertaker. 915 01:09:32,620 --> 01:09:35,054 �No! Egipt�logo! 916 01:09:36,020 --> 01:09:37,851 My father is wise and travels! 917 01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:40,859 Collect mummies! Hey yeah! 918 01:09:43,060 --> 01:09:47,417 Are you admiring my little invention? I'm proud. 919 01:09:47,980 --> 01:09:51,689 A box for the beheaded, unlike normal boxes, 920 01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:56,419 here the head is placed to the left or to the right of the body. 921 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,738 It is cheaper and less embarrassing. 922 01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:04,009 But I bore him. Come please. 923 01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:06,052 We will be calmer. Please. 924 01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:09,496 Please. 925 01:10:12,140 --> 01:10:16,372 Let's see, young man. Has it been the Director of Passy who sends you? 926 01:10:16,740 --> 01:10:20,415 - Yes, her. - Good ma'am! How is it? - Very well. 927 01:10:20,580 --> 01:10:24,459 - What about your business? - Smooth sailing. - So much the better, sit down. 928 01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:28,098 Young man, you meet an old man 929 01:10:28,540 --> 01:10:33,295 that life has become very skeptical. I still can't believe it. 930 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:39,134 I try to suppress the tenderness. On what date did they find you? 931 01:10:39,300 --> 01:10:41,052 July 22, 1841. 932 01:10:41,380 --> 01:10:47,250 - Do you have a piece of cloth from the little dress you were wearing? - No. He was naked. 933 01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:48,489 �Bellacos! 934 01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:54,131 But they have left me this little medal, about which I have often fantasized. 935 01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:57,736 Ah! Then there is no doubt! 936 01:10:58,180 --> 01:11:02,935 This clears everything up! You are the son of the Paris executioner! 937 01:11:03,580 --> 01:11:05,810 - Who's son? - From the executioner of Paris! 938 01:11:06,380 --> 01:11:08,132 - And where is he? - In front of you. 939 01:11:08,700 --> 01:11:11,658 - Oh my! - What a good head you have! - Hey! 940 01:11:11,780 --> 01:11:14,852 No, dear. You must not be scared. 941 01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:18,450 I have preferred to bluntly tell you this secret. 942 01:11:19,020 --> 01:11:22,171 Our profession has its sorrows, 943 01:11:22,740 --> 01:11:25,379 - but also his joys ... - Our profession? 944 01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:28,691 Every son of an executioner becomes an executioner. 945 01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:31,773 And you have arrived in time to take my place. 946 01:11:32,060 --> 01:11:37,817 Some little lesson and then you can take flight, with your wings. 947 01:11:43,260 --> 01:11:48,493 - Abad, what is happening? - The passage is done, come on. 948 01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:52,929 Thanks, but I've had enough sewer already. Also, why am I running away? 949 01:11:53,300 --> 01:11:56,929 - I am innocent! - You don't know justice! 950 01:11:57,300 --> 01:12:00,531 Precisely because he is innocent he must flee. Come on! 951 01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:03,658 - Thank you, Abbot, happy escape! - Okay, bye. 952 01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,772 But what a fool this abbot is! 953 01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:15,454 Escapar! Yo? El Duque de Latour Lafitte. 954 01:12:15,660 --> 01:12:17,651 With all the personalities that protect me. 955 01:12:17,740 --> 01:12:21,972 Now they will come and tell me: "Excuse me, Mr. Duke, be patient." 956 01:12:22,340 --> 01:12:25,298 - Come on! Get out, lazy man! - What manners are these? 957 01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:28,612 - "Intercity" manners! - Come on, get out! 958 01:12:28,740 --> 01:12:32,289 - So I say! - Hey! By God! - The other prisoner has fled! 959 01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:34,059 - Has he fled? - No! 960 01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:36,973 Over there! Damn! We must raise the alarm! 961 01:12:37,060 --> 01:12:40,177 - Oh, that's it! We cease the alarm! - The cessation of alarm? 962 01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:41,454 - Hey, it's understandable! - Why? 963 01:12:41,540 --> 01:12:45,579 - You never know! - Already. Come on! 964 01:12:47,220 --> 01:12:51,850 - Attentive, son, try to treasure my teachings. - Yes. 965 01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:57,052 - And this ... Ah! - Blessed boy, with this! 966 01:12:57,220 --> 01:13:00,098 - Ah, with ... Now what do we work with? - Oh, I don't know! 967 01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:03,492 With what they bring us, it is enough that it has legs, arms 968 01:13:03,620 --> 01:13:06,134 and some meat on top. The judge. 969 01:13:10,460 --> 01:13:12,496 - Shall we show the prisoner in? - Right away. 970 01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:23,530 May I? 971 01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:27,852 - Who was with you at the time of the attack? - Who? 972 01:13:28,060 --> 01:13:30,210 - A friend of mine. - Can you tell us your name? 973 01:13:30,380 --> 01:13:33,736 Of course! Is named... 974 01:13:34,340 --> 01:13:35,375 Don't talk! 975 01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:38,974 What does it do? I have not commanded him to start. 976 01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:41,210 Excuse him, Your Honor, he's my son. 977 01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:44,493 You are new to the trade, but you are so eager to work! 978 01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:47,295 Okay, total sooner or later ... 979 01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:51,257 You were about to say the name of your accomplice. Go ahead! 980 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:53,374 I do not remember anymore. 981 01:13:53,940 --> 01:13:56,374 - Try to remember it! - And what do I do? 982 01:13:57,820 --> 01:14:01,290 Yeah, it's ... Ah! But then he's a scoundrel. 983 01:14:01,460 --> 01:14:03,212 Yes! He is my accomplice! 984 01:14:03,380 --> 01:14:06,850 - Oh ... - Oh, yeah! The executioner's son? 985 01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:11,532 So, I who wear the toga, who am a judge, I am a cretin! 986 01:14:11,900 --> 01:14:14,050 Yes! Nerd. It's not the toga, it's the face! 987 01:14:14,260 --> 01:14:17,297 What? Executioner! Go ahead! This man has to talk! 988 01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:24,252 - My son, do we start with the fountain? - Daddy, don't you think that's too much? 989 01:14:24,540 --> 01:14:28,499 - No, it's strong, I'll take it very well. - Yes? - Yes. 990 01:14:28,740 --> 01:14:32,574 - Come on boy, do me the honors! Starts. - Excuse me. 991 01:14:42,860 --> 01:14:46,091 - Enough, daddy? - One more, one more. 992 01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:47,695 Son 12. 993 01:14:56,060 --> 01:14:58,733 - Enough, look at ... - No, no. More. 994 01:15:01,780 --> 01:15:03,611 You know, it's the first time. 995 01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:12,535 �Papa�to! 996 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,537 �Basta! 997 01:15:49,460 --> 01:15:51,212 - �Confiesas? - S�. 998 01:15:52,540 --> 01:15:54,849 - You wanted to kill the Emperor? - How not! 999 01:15:55,540 --> 01:15:58,771 - And what else do you confess? - Everything! Everything! 1000 01:15:59,460 --> 01:16:03,294 - The Hiroshima bomb was dropped by me. - Write! 1001 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:06,813 Doctor Manderbild is me. 1002 01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:11,093 I make the ration bread. 1003 01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:16,016 America I have discovered. 1004 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:19,037 Muy well! 1005 01:16:19,260 --> 01:16:22,332 - Will they manage to save him? - If not, will they cut off his head? 1006 01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:24,530 They will cut off his head. 1007 01:16:24,860 --> 01:16:25,929 �Se�oritas! 1008 01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:28,375 Se oritas! 1009 01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:32,458 I understand that the reasons that have been communicated to us are serious, 1010 01:16:32,780 --> 01:16:36,739 but at this time, a severe and rigid education imposes us 1011 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:42,449 do not abandon easy feminine hysteria. 1012 01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:48,569 It is true, Gasparre, our dear Gasparre, 1013 01:16:49,740 --> 01:16:53,369 our beloved Gasparre, tomorrow at dawn, 1014 01:16:54,340 --> 01:16:56,649 - I'll be guilloti ... - Oh! 1015 01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:58,572 - I'll be guilloti ... - Oh! 1016 01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:00,776 �Guillotinado! 1017 01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:09,896 Hey! Have you seen what guillotine? 1018 01:17:11,140 --> 01:17:14,177 Florette doesn't miss a single hit! 1019 01:17:15,140 --> 01:17:19,770 For the rest, the mother will not miss the blow tomorrow either. 1020 01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:22,695 That Gasparre's head, you guys! 1021 01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:25,614 Dad, precisely that Gasparre wanted to talk to you. 1022 01:17:25,740 --> 01:17:28,493 I know you can't see the time! You are nailed to your father. 1023 01:17:28,660 --> 01:17:31,697 - You don't understand! You must not die! - How? 1024 01:17:31,860 --> 01:17:33,498 - We have to save him! - Save him? 1025 01:17:33,660 --> 01:17:37,130 But how, what are you asking of me? I don't recognize you anymore! 1026 01:17:37,380 --> 01:17:40,531 - You are not the son of an executioner! - Son of an executioner you will be! 1027 01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:43,373 - �Battista! - Pap�, disc�lpame. 1028 01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:46,652 Yes, I am the son of an executioner, 1029 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:51,974 - And I'm proud! - I know, you're an executioner, daddy. You are a great executioner. 1030 01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:53,374 �Un grand�simo verdugo! 1031 01:17:53,620 --> 01:17:56,498 But under that hangman's habit, a heart beats. 1032 01:17:57,340 --> 01:18:00,173 - That Gasparre is innocent! - He's innocent! 1033 01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:06,210 Be generous, this is the first time your child has asked you for a favor. 1034 01:18:07,260 --> 01:18:11,214 If I asked you for a trumpet, 1035 01:18:11,315 --> 01:18:14,815 a hoop, a horse, 1036 01:18:15,180 --> 01:18:16,932 - Will you give it to me? - Yes! 1037 01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:19,853 - Then give me that head. - Too late. 1038 01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:22,296 There are only a few hours left for execution. 1039 01:18:23,540 --> 01:18:27,169 - Ah, the only remedy would be the coin ... - The coin? 1040 01:18:34,060 --> 01:18:37,018 You guys stay out, I have to take measurements for the box. 1041 01:18:42,980 --> 01:18:45,335 - Why didn't you run away? - Escape? 1042 01:18:46,980 --> 01:18:50,017 Three days ago I put a lime on your bread! 1043 01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:54,851 A lime on the bread? And you tell me now? Pestilential beast! 1044 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:56,857 That's why my belly hurt! 1045 01:18:57,180 --> 01:19:00,536 Don't be afraid, be calm, everything is settled! 1046 01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:04,453 - �Todo? - �Todo! - �Arreglado? - �Eh! 1047 01:19:04,900 --> 01:19:07,255 - �No! �S�? - �S�! 1048 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:11,254 - Dear, and I who had doubted you! - Have you seen? 1049 01:19:11,420 --> 01:19:13,570 He would slap me! Kiss Me. 1050 01:19:14,620 --> 01:19:15,655 Another one. 1051 01:19:16,740 --> 01:19:18,173 - Come on, come on! - Where? 1052 01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:21,771 - It's all settled. - No, no, it's not finished yet. 1053 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:25,060 - First you must go out to the scaffold! - How? 1054 01:19:25,260 --> 01:19:27,490 You have to put your head under the guillotine. 1055 01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:29,770 - What head? - Yours! - Mine? Oh yeah! 1056 01:19:30,420 --> 01:19:33,776 No! Let me finish! You have not understood! 1057 01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:38,579 You go up on the scaffold, but you must not be afraid. I'll take care of the rest! 1058 01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:41,174 Scared? From what? I go up to the scaffold, 1059 01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:43,849 I put my head on the guillotine, you strip, 1060 01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:46,370 the leaf falls, my head goes away ... 1061 01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:48,576 - Hey, yeah. - You are stupid! 1062 01:19:49,260 --> 01:19:53,219 No, the guillotine is ready! It is false. 1063 01:19:53,540 --> 01:19:55,610 - No? - Yes, it has a trick! - Oh yeah! 1064 01:19:55,740 --> 01:19:58,015 - It is a trap. - Is it a trap? - Yes! 1065 01:19:58,180 --> 01:19:59,659 - Does it have a trick? - Hey! How not! 1066 01:19:59,780 --> 01:20:01,816 Yes, but it will always be a guillotine! 1067 01:20:02,180 --> 01:20:05,331 Don't be afraid: this coin will save your life! 1068 01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:07,129 - franc5 francs? - YES. 1069 01:20:07,380 --> 01:20:09,132 - Renew or die! - Why? 1070 01:20:09,260 --> 01:20:10,534 Where are we going to stop? 1071 01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:13,498 - In what abyss will our poor country fall? - What is it? 1072 01:20:13,580 --> 01:20:16,538 They torture a poor innocent man, sentence him to death and then, 1073 01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:21,059 .. by giving 5 francs to the executioner ... It is true that state employees 1074 01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:24,696 they are underpaid and do not earn to live, but my lords! 1075 01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:28,770 - Corruption spreads! - What? 1076 01:20:29,220 --> 01:20:30,573 - It's spreading. - No! 1077 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:33,373 - It has spread! - What's up! The executioner is me! 1078 01:20:33,820 --> 01:20:35,776 - Ah, are you? - Yes. - The executioner? 1079 01:20:36,140 --> 01:20:37,971 Don't do that! Come on! 1080 01:20:38,260 --> 01:20:41,775 It is very simple. The coin is put in the groove, 1081 01:20:41,940 --> 01:20:44,898 And the blade is jammed! On the third unsuccessful attempt, 1082 01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:48,018 - The law grants life to the condemned! - Not. 1083 01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:51,610 - Yeah, sure. - How handsome you are! Kiss Me. 1084 01:21:04,420 --> 01:21:07,776 Beer! Orange, soda! Beer! 1085 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:11,970 Beer! Orange, soda! Beer! 1086 01:21:30,860 --> 01:21:33,135 - How much is it? - Nothing is free. - Thanks. 1087 01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:37,179 - �Caramelos! �Caramelos! - �Programa! �Programa! 1088 01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:45,928 Sin rencor, eh! 1089 01:21:46,780 --> 01:21:47,735 �Programa! 1090 01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:50,455 - How much is it? - It's already included. - Thanks. 1091 01:22:01,780 --> 01:22:03,213 Do you have the coin? 1092 01:22:04,380 --> 01:22:05,290 Ah well. 1093 01:22:08,540 --> 01:22:09,495 �Listo! 1094 01:22:27,140 --> 01:22:28,216 Again! 1095 01:22:37,940 --> 01:22:40,135 - The coin has dropped! - Oh God! Now what? 1096 01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:41,619 - He's gotten in here! - Look for her! 1097 01:22:41,700 --> 01:22:43,531 - Do you have a coin? - No, I have a check. 1098 01:22:44,180 --> 01:22:46,740 Do you have a coin? A 5 franc coin? 1099 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:53,651 You, Monarch, Emperor, have 5 lire ... 5 francs? 1100 01:22:53,740 --> 01:22:55,253 You too ma'am, look in your pockets. 1101 01:22:55,340 --> 01:22:58,093 Does anyone have 5 francs? Ladies, 5 francs? 1102 01:22:58,420 --> 01:23:01,776 5 francs, please! You, judge, have 5 francs? 1103 01:23:02,220 --> 01:23:05,178 Please, do you have 5 francs to lend me? 1104 01:23:26,740 --> 01:23:30,369 Help! Help! The head! My head! 1105 01:23:30,460 --> 01:23:32,849 - My head! - What head? What head? 1106 01:23:32,940 --> 01:23:35,693 - Hurry, go make the coffee! - The coffee? 1107 01:23:35,940 --> 01:23:39,615 - Sorry, wasn't he on the scaffold? - You eat too much and sleep badly. 1108 01:23:40,060 --> 01:23:43,018 Where have you put the Director's flowers? In a moment, it's gone. 1109 01:23:43,260 --> 01:23:45,899 Is it going? But I have not dreamed that he was leaving. 1110 01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:49,300 We had promised Matilde to go there. 1111 01:23:49,460 --> 01:23:52,020 Won't it be to see guess? I'm not going anymore, enough! 1112 01:23:52,180 --> 01:23:54,057 - We promised! - I'm fed up! 1113 01:23:54,140 --> 01:23:58,213 Duels, guillotine, gallows, prison, torture ... No! Enough! 1114 01:23:58,380 --> 01:24:00,814 Have you suddenly gone crazy tonight? 1115 01:24:01,060 --> 01:24:02,573 - Close the window. - Why? 1116 01:24:02,660 --> 01:24:07,017 I want to go back to sleep, I want to see how it ends. Goodbye 1117 01:24:12,420 --> 01:24:13,853 Oh, we are here again. 1118 01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:20,699 Uh, how few people there are! Come on! Hurry! Short! 1119 01:24:21,340 --> 01:24:23,296 - Seriously, what can I? - Of course you can, 1120 01:24:23,540 --> 01:24:25,690 it is a dream. Hurry up! 1121 01:24:28,660 --> 01:24:30,332 Short, total is a dream! 1122 01:24:32,140 --> 01:24:35,052 Ow! What a head butt! Why haven't you put a basket? 1123 01:24:35,980 --> 01:24:39,939 Body, come, take the head! 1124 01:24:40,780 --> 01:24:43,248 Whatever they say, with your head on your neck 1125 01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:45,929 - It is better. - What a beautiful dream, huh? 1126 01:24:46,220 --> 01:24:50,372 Hey! It was not so bad. I was innocent, and they have guillotined me. 1127 01:24:57,380 --> 01:25:02,613 Now I would like to know how it will end up for those. 1128 01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:06,698 Listen, you are a judge, a wise man. 1129 01:25:06,780 --> 01:25:10,978 - That's a thief, you will send him to jail, right? - No, why? 1130 01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:16,778 That's a scoundrel, and life is made for scoundrels. It will probably arrive 1131 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:20,572 - to minister. - How sad! 1132 01:25:20,860 --> 01:25:23,613 No, it's a dream! And here from there, my uncle, 1133 01:25:23,900 --> 01:25:26,539 That I know is a bandit! That one will pay for it, huh? 1134 01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:30,739 No. He has a beautiful woman and with beautiful women, 1135 01:25:31,380 --> 01:25:35,134 - There is a lot of career. - How sad! 1136 01:25:35,660 --> 01:25:36,729 Es a sue o! 1137 01:25:38,260 --> 01:25:41,457 Judge, what about those over there? Those who love each other very much, 1138 01:25:41,540 --> 01:25:44,896 they have done nothing wrong. They will marry, they will be happy, right? 1139 01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:49,651 Yes, they will be happy. Quite. Some little annoyance. 1140 01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:52,733 By force, what do you want? The career, the promotions, ... 1141 01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:56,176 He is young, he is a lieutenant, the general will love him very much. 1142 01:25:56,260 --> 01:25:57,170 �A �l? 1143 01:25:57,260 --> 01:26:00,457 No, her! So I'll make a career: captain, 1144 01:26:02,300 --> 01:26:03,369 mayor, 1145 01:26:06,300 --> 01:26:07,369 colonel, 1146 01:26:09,820 --> 01:26:10,889 general. 1147 01:26:11,540 --> 01:26:14,691 And when I'm a general, she'll love a lieutenant very much. 1148 01:26:15,340 --> 01:26:17,171 The sum of the degrees never changes. 1149 01:26:18,420 --> 01:26:19,375 How sad! 1150 01:26:20,340 --> 01:26:23,810 The bad end well and the good end bad. 1151 01:26:24,340 --> 01:26:29,095 No, it's a dream! In life ... Tell him! 1152 01:26:29,620 --> 01:26:32,976 In life? It is something else. 1153 01:26:33,620 --> 01:26:35,975 Now I can wake up! 1154 01:27:08,740 --> 01:27:11,300 I have not been! It wasn't me. 1155 01:27:13,220 --> 01:27:16,690 No, that, the blind man, is one who dreams. 1156 01:27:17,140 --> 01:27:18,175 - S�. - �S�! 1157 01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:22,493 Guys, the movie is over. Say hello to the public! 1158 01:27:27,494 --> 01:27:31,494 Subtitles: DANI GASC May 17, 201293839

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