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Have you…
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ever…
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fallen in love?
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What? Like I’d believe that!
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But they really did taste good - didn’t they Meguru-chan?
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Yeah, at first I was like “no way,” but they’re surprisingly good once you try them.
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You should be using salt on the tomatoes anyway.
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Adding sugar is just gross!
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Come on, you should try it before you shoot it down!
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Thanks, but I’ll pass.
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Yamamoto, you really are stubborn.
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You always want it your way, even with boys.
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Huh, boys?
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Why did you mention boys just now?
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It’s because you’re really popular now, but you aren’t seeing anyone.
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Someone’s texting you?
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Who could that be?
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It’s Misao.
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Isn’t he that freaky guy that looks like a Yeti?
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Yeah, he’s a close friend I grew up with.
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Hey, did you hear about some junior high girl taking him down?
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Is it true?
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That’s the first I’ve heard about it!
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Maybe that’s what he wants to discuss privately with me.
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Privately? Sounds like a crush to me!
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With that guy? When pigs fly!
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There she goes again!
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Anyways, they're finally putting him in a match.
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Oh that fighter you’ve been keeping track of?
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You sure do love mixed martial arts Misaki-chan!
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Hmm, so you finally told him?
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Yeah, I was really scared.
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So please, stop following me around!
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That must be why he isn’t around this morning.
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I would have done it sooner if I knew that’s all it’d take.
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That’s great, Ayumi-chan.
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Now we can finally go home together again!
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Yup!
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Big news! Big news! Did you hear?
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That sasquatch just lost a fight!
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No way! That freak of nature could lose a fight?
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Mm-hmm. They say that he lost to a girl!
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Huh? What kind of girl did that?
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I want to see her myself!
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Come on, let’s get going!
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Ayumi-chan.
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Anyways, sounds like another one of your rumors to me.
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I’m telling you it’s not a rumor! Right?
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Your brother just lost a fight, to a girl!
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Uh, well…
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Don’t give me that. He’s your brother, ain’t he?
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Uh, my brother doesn’t talk to me about those things.
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See, it is a rumor.
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There’s just no way for Zaitsu Misao to lose to a girl.
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Watch it, Sogabe!
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Are you doubting me?
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You think I’d lie to you?
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That DVD I told you about was classic, wasn't it?
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Can’t… deny… that.
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But dude!
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Animals? What the Christ?!
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I didn’t say that it had people in it, did I?
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Hey, you two, outta my way!
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Arihara-san!
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Good morning, Zaitsu-kun!
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G-Good morning.
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It took her one kick to KO my brother, and with such a tiny body.
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That’s just unreal. Could I’ve been seeing things?
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O-Oh no, he’s just sitting there staring at me!
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I dunno what to do!
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Hey now…
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Aren’t you two being flirty pretty early this morning?
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Are you two dating?
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No way, we’re not dating!
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I wasn’t seeing things!
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Hmm?
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Uh, it’s nothing!
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Anyways, what’s up?
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Uh… Um…
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Here, Zaitsu-kun.
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I baked some cookies yesterday to thank you for taking me to the infirmary.
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You can have them if you’d like.
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It says they were 3.5 out of 10.
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Mm-hmm!
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Please take a rain check this time, and I’ll make you some more, all right?
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Gah! I don’t believe this!
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That stupid brother of mine!
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Ayumi-chan?
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What the heck was that about?
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Huh, you still don’t get it, do you Zaitsu?
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Huh?
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Why the hell are you being so stupid about this?
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She’s freaking saying she likes you!
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No way!
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I don’t remember getting her confession.
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Has your brain quit on you?
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Are you now Marron Cream the Bunny who’s stuck on top of Mont Blanc?
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Yeah, maybe.
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“Maybe” nothing!
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She’s got the hots for you!
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You should be psyched!
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When a girl does that, you go out with her!
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Go out?
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And when you do that,
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you can see and touch her body as much as you want!
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Man, just thinking about that - I so envy you…
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You’ll let me touch her too, right?
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I’m not really comfortable seeing the girls in our class that way.
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Oh God! Stop with that bullcrap boy-scout act of yours!
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Ya know, you’re the only one that pretends to be that way.
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Right Sogabe?
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Don’t lump me together with you.
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What the hell!
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You mean you two never fantasize about them?
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Don’t give me that crap!
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We’d have to only have really ugly-looking girls in our class for that to be true.
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In the real world a guy would go out with Aihrara-san in a second-
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Oh I get it Zaitsu.
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Could it be… that you…
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Already got a girl you like?
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Dammit, you do!
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Your face says it all!
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Are you already dating her?
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Is that what it is? Zaitsu-kun?
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I’m not really dating her…
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But you like her right? So who is it?
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Tell me already, Zaitsu-kun!
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I get it now!
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You’re even popular with the high-school chicks!
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Kusuda-kun, you’re being too loud!
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Still, I don’t get why older chicks are so great…
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But now that I think about it… they're not so bad.
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Do you know you’re drooling?
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Sorry. Too bad Sogabe didn’t come along.
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She’s coming?!
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Which one, which one?
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Come on, which one?
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Crap. She saw us!
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She’s…
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She’s so goddamn hot!
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Did you see that rack of hers?
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Those long legs?
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And she looked right at us!
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Do you actually know that goddess?
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She’s just a crush.
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All right, then I’ll help you with your love!
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That way, if we play our cards right
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I might get to feel her boobs a little—
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Like I’d let you!
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Anyways, we need a plan of attack, a plan!
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I don’t really need one.
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Don’t be shy.
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We’ll make up a detailed plan at your place!
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Uh, my place might not be the best…
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I’m home.
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Welcome.
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Damn, I forgot about his brother!
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This is a friend from class.
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Come in.
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I-er-um, I think I’ll be heading home.
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What’s with you?
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We just got here.
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Come on in.
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P-P-Pardon my imposition—
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God that was terrifying.
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Seeing your brother up close like that really had me scared.
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Yeah, but despite how he looks, he is really nice isn’t he?
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Oh yeah, he had bandages on…
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So are the rumors true then?
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That he got beat up by a junior-high girl?
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You wanna ask him yourself?
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You’re kidding, right?
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I don’t want to die just yet!
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“Die” you say…
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What’s that?
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Mamoru? Are you in there?
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Did you come back?
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A-A-A-A girl’s at your window!
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Hey, what’s going on?
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Hey, mind if I come in?
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No! Right now a friend-
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And she came in anyways!
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Hey.
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I told you going to my house was a bad idea.
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I told you not now!
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I just wanted to come through your room for a bit.
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Huh? Is he your friend?
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Kusuda-kun.
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My bad.
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Hey, is it true Misao got beaten up by a junior-high girl?
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I’m not sure.
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Boooobieees…
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You’re not sure about the rumor?
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Nope.
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Then what does he need to talk with me about?
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I got a text from Misao this morning.
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He said he needed to discuss something with me.
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Oh, is that so?
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You came to see my brother.
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Yeah. So is he around?
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Yeah.
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All right then, I’ll be seeing you.
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What the hell, you acted like you didn’t know her!
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She’s your freakin’ next-door neighbor!
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Saki-nee only sees me as a childhood friend, nothing more.
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Oh? So it’s “Saki-nee” now?
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Yamamoto Misaki.
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And if she is in high school, that means she is…?
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She’s sixteen.
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Only two years older, eh?
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You lucky dog, a high-school Onee-san!
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What are you doing?
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Just thinking about how Onee-san’s boobs felt!
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Maybe she left some of herself on me!
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Thanks a whole lot!
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I can’t think of her the way you do, since we’re next-door neighbors.
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So what’s wrong with that?
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It might be different if I was older than her.
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But I am younger than her.
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There’s just no way she could ever see me as a man.
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Saki-nee only sees me as her younger brother, nothing else.
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So you’re afraid of making a move on her because
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you think you might even end up losing that sibling relationship, right?
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Hey everybody, it’s your favorite! White rice!
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I guess nobody wants me around.
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You even say that with a smile.
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You sure are a softie even though you have that massive body.
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That’s quite a big gap in character, since you like small animals too.
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And I’ll bet you refolded your laundry yourself too.
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My mother doesn’t fold it properly.
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But why don’t small animals ever like me?
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Even sparrows fear me and refuse to come near me.
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I had so many hamsters die on my watch due to uncontrollable stress.
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Oh…
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I would cherish her.
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Why are you blushing?
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Ah! It’s nothing!
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Now you’re raising your voice.
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That’s never going to happen, is it?
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Huh?
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Are you going to just sit around by yourself and mope?
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You only lost one fight.
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Huh?
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You wanted to discuss that with me, right?
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Uh, yeah…
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Maybe if I teach you a rarely-used secret technique you’ll cheer up.
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Technique?
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The Sleeper Hold!
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You idiot! Stop that!
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Yeoooow!
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Ow-ow-ow-ow…
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So, do you feel better?
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I wasn’t feeling depressed because I lost a fight.
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Hmm, really?
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Then what the heck did you want to discuss with me?
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It’s just that I…
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Don’t tell me you’ve fallen for a girl?
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Oh, my little Misao!
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So who is she? Spill it! Is she in your class?
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My school is an all-boy’s school.
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Okay… so she’s from another high school?
263
00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,310
If you’re not gonna tell me…
264
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Armlock!
265
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All right, I-I’ll tell!
266
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It’s a girl in Mamoru’s class.
267
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Huh? A girl in Mamoru’s class?
268
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How did that happen?
269
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I saw the group photo of Mamoru’s class and it was love at first sight.
270
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Love at first sight? You?
271
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It’s embarrassing, so don’t you tell Mamoru about this, okay?
272
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All right!
273
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:06,700
Is it really weird for me to have a love at first sight?
274
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Nope!
275
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,990
But I think it’s adorable how you told me to keep it a secret.
276
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,270
So, what’s to discuss?
277
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,710
I gave her a letter.
278
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:20,220
She said she’ll give me an answer, but she told me to stop following her until then.
279
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,920
Stop following her?
280
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:26,220
I wanted to protect her, so I followed her to and from her school.
281
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:28,550
But it seems like I was just bothering her.
282
00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:30,550
Well of course!
283
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:33,200
If you’re not going out with her, then doing that only makes you a stalker.
284
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:38,160
Well then, from now on, I’ll be her secret bodyguard!
285
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,160
That’s being even more of a stalker!
286
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,890
I know, you’re right.
287
00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:44,470
I guess I’ll just never be good enough for her.
288
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,930
So you really love this girl?
289
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,700
What do you like about her?
290
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,900
Like about her?
291
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,520
That thought has never crossed my mind.
292
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,110
What?
293
00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:57,790
You have no idea what you like about her, but you’re still in love with her?
294
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,670
Is that strange?
295
00:15:59,670 --> 00:16:00,690
Don’t you think?
296
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,330
Aren’t you the least bit freaked out?
297
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:07,110
Having no idea what it is you like about a girl you love?
298
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:10,030
But, isn’t that just the way it is?
299
00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:12,240
Whenever someone falls in love with another.
300
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,160
I’m afraid I don’t really know myself yet.
301
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,510
Misaki, do you have someone you’re in love with?
302
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:26,400
Love and dating, those types of things are just a pain in the butt.
303
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,960
I really just don’t understand that stuff.
304
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,930
So if you’re looking for my advice, I’m afraid I can’t really help you there.
305
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:33,840
Sorry.
306
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,390
Don’t be.
307
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:38,470
Look here man, since you live next door to her, you should have plenty of chances!
308
00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:41,340
You shouldn’t let them slip away.
309
00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:43,000
I know what you’re saying, but…
310
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
It’s totally cake!
311
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,900
Just steal her panties from her laundry
312
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:51,470
sneak into her yard and peep in while she’s taking a bath, shinobi your way into her futon—
313
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,360
Isn’t that illegal?
314
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:54,970
All right, all right, you don’t have to repeat it.
315
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,540
Keep it a secret from Mamoru, right?
316
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,040
They said they’re keeping something from you.
317
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:04,210
So she can tell my brother but she can’t tell me?
318
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,550
Am I really that unreliable?
319
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:11,000
So what are the chances that your brother and Onee-san are seeing each other?
320
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,890
Man, that Misao!
321
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,520
All right, see ya later, Mamoru!
322
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,770
And Mamoru’s pal.
323
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:21,060
H-H-H-Hey, wait a minute, Onee-san!
324
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:21,400
Yeah?
325
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,370
Just give me a moment of your time, please!
326
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:26,510
Just what do you think you’re doing, Kusuda-kun?
327
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:28,160
It’ll only take a second!
328
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,160
Now, will you have a seat, Onee-san?
329
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,610
Okay…
330
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:39,760
Now then…
331
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,040
Flee from fog to fight flu fast!
332
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Huh?
333
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,790
Are our oars oak?
334
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,460
A bloke’s back bike brake block broke!
335
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,970
Which witch wished which wicked wish?
336
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,950
Tractor trailor truck tracker!
337
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:55,950
Selling selfish shellfish!
338
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,950
Freshly fried fresh flesh!
339
00:17:57,950 --> 00:17:59,770
Farm’s produce produce.
340
00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,770
I… can’t stand hearing this!
341
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,430
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert!
342
00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:04,520
The epitome of femininity!
343
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:07,030
Ed had edited it!
344
00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:09,720
The ochre ogre ogled the poker!
345
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,640
Three twigs twined tightly!
346
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,640
Strange strategic statistics.
347
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,620
Saki-nee!
348
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,100
H-How?
349
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:26,710
My put-chicks-to-sleep-with-puns trick never fails!
350
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:29,520
So it’s because they were all lame, wasn’t it?
351
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,270
You idiot, don’t give away the secret!
352
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,950
Or else it’ll never work, stupid!
353
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:36,630
But now that you made Saki-nee fall asleep, what are you planning to do?
354
00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:40,220
Grab a hold of our chance of course!
355
00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:43,730
Man, this angle is just too awesome!
356
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:46,510
Wait don’t do that, Kusuda-kun!
357
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:48,230
Shh! You’ll wake her!
358
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,920
Quit mentally undressing her!
359
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,710
Ya think it’ll just be mental?
360
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:53,950
That’s not what I’m saying!
361
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:58,070
Shush! You gotta play all the cards you got to make her fall for you!
362
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,410
Exactly what cards are we talking about?
363
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,930
We are a couple of boys in eighth grade.
364
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:03,930
Don’t let reason win you over!
365
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:07,220
That doesn’t mean you should be controlled by your natural instincts!
366
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:13,200
Don’t tell me you’re not thinking about those thoroughbred thighs, those round hips!
367
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,890
And those boobs that are just screaming out “please squeeze me!” Her boo—
368
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,600
Make your move, Zaitsu.
369
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:27,900
Now’s your chance!
370
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,550
Saki-nee…
371
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:32,920
Yes, do it!
372
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,650
After you’re done, I’m next!
373
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,240
You think I’ll let the likes of you touch my Saki-nee?
374
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,770
S-Saki-nee!
375
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,080
Oh! She wants it!
376
00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:52,500
Armlock!
377
00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:58,410
Twist Armbar!
378
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:00,350
Wow, so lucky…
379
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:05,310
Chicken Wing Armlock!
380
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,770
Oh please do those techniques to me too!
381
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:12,730
Aw crap.
382
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:17,150
Choke Sleeper Hold!
383
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:25,500
Straight Kneebar!
384
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:27,500
No! No! I give up, I give up!
385
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,450
Stop it!
386
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:31,810
Like I said, I don’t wanna be her childhood friend.
387
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:50,030
Onee-san was awake the whole time, wasn’t she?
388
00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:54,280
Nah, she was probably just dreaming she was doing mixed martial arts.
389
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,150
Good morning, gents!
390
00:20:58,690 --> 00:20:59,650
Muscle cramps?
391
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:05,010
Nah, just be gentle with our joints, will ya?
392
00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:08,370
What? Impossible!
393
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:11,200
But it really does taste good!
394
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,340
Nobody puts sugar on their natto!
395
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,420
You should give it a try first before you judge it!
396
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,830
Oh, it’s Misao.
397
00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:24,140
So what came of that discussion?
398
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,100
He says he’s in love with a girl.
399
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,600
What? That Yeti’s in love?
400
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,000
Mm-hmm.
401
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,870
I know you told me to stop since I’d look like a stalker
402
00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:38,190
but today I ended up going over to her place again because I was concerned about her.
403
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,280
Falling in love with someone is pretty complicated.
404
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,230
God, I’m pathetic.
405
00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:54,310
I think I…
406
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,690
Hmm?
407
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,890
Nah, forget it.
408
00:21:57,890 --> 00:22:00,340
Anyways, let’s have a race to school.
409
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,300
Get set… Go!
410
00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:07,600
Hey—wait a minute!
411
00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:10,110
Misaki-chan!
412
00:22:12,070 --> 00:22:15,910
As for me, I still don’t need love in my life.
413
00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:20,020
It’s almost time for Yukinoshita Junior High School’s Sports Festival.
414
00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:22,910
And I, Enomoto Kei, ended up being in charge of the cheer squad.
415
00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:25,570
What’s worse is that I have to work with that Kappa-face Kusuda.
416
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:29,060
Why couldn’t any cuter guys join up?
417
00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:31,200
Looks are what define a guy, right?
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