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[Music] i saw her standing by the river alone

i saw her standing by the river alone

i saw her standing by the river alone an angel beyond

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[Music] hey how are you oh my god

hey how are you oh my god

hey how are you oh my god um i can't hear you i think you have to

um i can't hear you i think you have to

um i can't hear you i think you have to unmute yourself

unmute yourself

unmute yourself how about now yeah hi

how about now yeah hi

how about now yeah hi sorry i was surprised to hear from you

sorry i was surprised to hear from you

sorry i was surprised to hear from you it's been a minute

it's been a minute

it's been a minute i uh yeah

i uh yeah

i uh yeah you look good oh uh oh my god no i

you look good oh uh oh my god no i

you look good oh uh oh my god no i i need a haircut so bad i don't know i

i need a haircut so bad i don't know i

i need a haircut so bad i don't know i like it

like it

like it yeah well thank you

yeah well thank you

yeah well thank you so what's up i mean not much

so what's up i mean not much

so what's up i mean not much a lot of zoom i'm teaching from home all

a lot of zoom i'm teaching from home all

a lot of zoom i'm teaching from home all classes are virtual but like half the

classes are virtual but like half the

classes are virtual but like half the kids don't show up

kids don't show up

kids don't show up for those classes but i

for those classes but i

for those classes but i i'm done for the day so what about you

i'm done for the day so what about you

i'm done for the day so what about you what's going

what's going

what's going on yeah i guess i've been pretty busy

on yeah i guess i've been pretty busy

on yeah i guess i've been pretty busy um just loving the time of kovid

um just loving the time of kovid

um just loving the time of kovid a little tricky but i'm done for today

a little tricky but i'm done for today

a little tricky but i'm done for today too

too

too i like can't even imagine all the

i like can't even imagine all the

i like can't even imagine all the couples during this time

couples during this time

couples during this time like is everyone freaking out

like is everyone freaking out

like is everyone freaking out yeah it's been yeah there's been like

yeah it's been yeah there's been like

yeah it's been yeah there's been like emotional cheating lots of divorces

emotional cheating lots of divorces

emotional cheating lots of divorces but other couples are stronger than ever

but other couples are stronger than ever

but other couples are stronger than ever so you look

so you look

so you look you look good too i don't know if i said

you look good too i don't know if i said

you look good too i don't know if i said that before

what else is new i got two cats

what else is new i got two cats

what else is new i got two cats you didn't text me to talk about therapy

you didn't text me to talk about therapy

you didn't text me to talk about therapy and cats though

and cats though

and cats though right i've been meaning to reach out i

right i've been meaning to reach out i

right i've been meaning to reach out i know i sort of went m.i.a i'm

know i sort of went m.i.a i'm

know i sort of went m.i.a i'm sorry just a little bit

i'm free now you know if you want to

i'm free now you know if you want to

i'm free now you know if you want to hang

hang

hang uh um do you think that's safe i mean

uh um do you think that's safe i mean

uh um do you think that's safe i mean like i haven't been around anyone

like i haven't been around anyone

like i haven't been around anyone i this is like what what do you think

i this is like what what do you think

i this is like what what do you think i think you should just come over like

i think you should just come over like

i think you should just come over like now it's so

now it's so

now it's so bright out why not

bright out why not

bright out why not okay cool i don't know why i'm pointing

okay cool i don't know why i'm pointing

okay cool i don't know why i'm pointing i'll see you later see you later

hi uh

we're doing no masks oh um

we're doing no masks oh um

we're doing no masks oh um we can we can figure it out i have a

we can we can figure it out i have a

we can we can figure it out i have a mask inside come in did you

mask inside come in did you

mask inside come in did you bring an overnight bag no it's uh it's a

bring an overnight bag no it's uh it's a

bring an overnight bag no it's uh it's a computer because i might have emails

computer because i might have emails

computer because i might have emails to respond to so i have my mask

to respond to so i have my mask

to respond to so i have my mask and i can totally wear this for now

and i can totally wear this for now

and i can totally wear this for now if you feel more comfortable that way

if you feel more comfortable that way

if you feel more comfortable that way um i mean

um i mean

um i mean [Music]

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[Music] no it's cool uh i feel like um

no it's cool uh i feel like um

no it's cool uh i feel like um this is not your face i want to see your

this is not your face i want to see your

this is not your face i want to see your face

face

face okay i feel i'm fine i haven't no i'm

okay i feel i'm fine i haven't no i'm

okay i feel i'm fine i haven't no i'm not

not

not i've seen anyone so okay okay

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[Music] um it's nice to see your face nice to

um it's nice to see your face nice to

um it's nice to see your face nice to see

see

see your face if you wouldn't mind oh yeah

your face if you wouldn't mind oh yeah

your face if you wouldn't mind oh yeah yeah yeah

no okay we're good um

no okay we're good um

no okay we're good um what's that

what's that

what's that a new couch yeah i think so

a new couch yeah i think so

a new couch yeah i think so yeah it's comfy it's like it's really

yeah it's comfy it's like it's really

yeah it's comfy it's like it's really comfy

so what made you text

so what made you text

so what made you text uh i wanted to see you

okay this is ridiculous we're like on

okay this is ridiculous we're like on

okay this is ridiculous we're like on opposites

opposites

opposites hi all right um

hi all right um

hi all right um how are you um

how are you um

how are you um we've already done that

have you had any interesting sessions

have you had any interesting sessions

have you had any interesting sessions today

today

today couples anything um yeah

couples anything um yeah

couples anything um yeah i have these one clients um

i have these one clients um

i have these one clients um that are exploring rope bondage it was

that are exploring rope bondage it was

that are exploring rope bondage it was really

really

really fascinating interesting katie

fascinating interesting katie

fascinating interesting katie come on just say why you're here you

come on just say why you're here you

come on just say why you're here you know just

know just

know just you're enjoying this i am

you're here

to yes i'm here to see you

to yes i'm here to see you

to yes i'm here to see you and just say i would like to have sex

and just say i would like to have sex

and just say i would like to have sex with you

with you

with you okay

i missed you i miss you too

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[Music] okay

like the couple just like tie each other

like the couple just like tie each other

like the couple just like tie each other up they tell you that they're tying each

up they tell you that they're tying each

up they tell you that they're tying each other up

other up

other up yeah just like help sometimes we like

yeah just like help sometimes we like

yeah just like help sometimes we like weighted down

weighted down

weighted down your job is more interesting than mine

do you want to be tied up is that what

do you want to be tied up is that what

do you want to be tied up is that what you're saying

you're saying

you're saying um i

no i'm good

no i'm good

no i'm good [Music]

i didn't want to mention that okay i

i didn't want to mention that okay i

i didn't want to mention that okay i have uh this is totally cool because i

have uh this is totally cool because i

have uh this is totally cool because i brought my

brought my

brought my inhaler and baby drill so okay we don't

inhaler and baby drill so okay we don't

inhaler and baby drill so okay we don't have to

have to

have to [Music]

i think you have i think you have cat

i think you have i think you have cat

i think you have i think you have cat hair on your shirt

hair on your shirt

hair on your shirt oh so i think if i just that could be

oh so i think if i just that could be

oh so i think if i just that could be the thing okay

the thing okay

the thing okay [Music]

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[Music] okay maybe i'll just

okay maybe i'll just

okay maybe i'll just do something else oh oh yeah

do something else oh oh yeah

do something else oh oh yeah that's when we're covered

hi your cat's giving me the duster

she does that

i gotta go oh damn

i gotta go oh damn

i gotta go oh damn you later

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katie

katie

katie oh man forgot something i see that

oh man forgot something i see that

oh man forgot something i see that i didn't do that on purpose oh no no no

no thank you you're welcome

no thank you you're welcome

no thank you you're welcome last night was fun yeah

last night was fun yeah

last night was fun yeah [Music]

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[Music] sneaking out on me no i have to go

sneaking out on me no i have to go

sneaking out on me no i have to go teaching it okay

teaching it okay

teaching it okay all right well you have all your stuff

all right well you have all your stuff

all right well you have all your stuff if you want you can

if you want you can

if you want you can just stay here and teach really i don't

just stay here and teach really i don't

just stay here and teach really i don't want to like tie you down for the day oh

want to like tie you down for the day oh

want to like tie you down for the day oh no

no

no i think you do sarah

katie

katie

katie just start off

just start off

just start off [Applause]

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