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It's a bad night ... ugly.

The itinerant player! These are his uniforms, eh?

- The rags of his music. - Stop it!

I'm moved, Giulia. It is here that have you made love for 1 0 years?

Sons, joys, hopes ...

What a peaceful place, like a church or a cemetery.

The shrine!

Who is it that cries?

What do you care?

And you too, as hard as that wall!

Czech ... 1 0 years mute without being able to shout!

Swear, maybe! What is life?

Better jail!

Taken by the neck from one that goes into ride to dream out of reality.

A pure ... where is it now? When is it coming back?

Tell me how he makes love ... does it make you enjoy more than me?

I wonder how you imagine Right now !

Maybe you listen to his music!

- Come on, come on ... tell me! - And kind.

Dear! And what is kindness?

Get your feet on your neck, I tell you !

Dear ... as if I were not!

Of course I'm not ... and why?

Kindness is the most comfortable form of fear.

Giulia ! Look how I'm fine walking musician suit!

You like the skin of others, eh?

Skin ? You're tough with me, Giulia.

We say the lives of others!

The scent of the lives of others! So, are they some or not?

Unfortunately, you remain a monkey!

You're right, because that yours Marcello is stunted!

Here, now it's my size!

I'm going to try to understand why there is so much peace in here ... it hurts!

Who was one of you crying?

When you are so scared it does dad Marcello? What system do you use?

- Tell me, Luca! - What he does, you can not do it.

What makes it so extraordinary?

He sits upside down with his legs for air until we laugh.

Head down with your legs for air, circus stuff!

Now I try, I go?

So who has more strength? Who lasts longer, me or him?

- He does not make us laugh. - At least you laugh, Giulia!

Get up, imbecile!

I've already told you to stop it! The hypocritical foul with me!

But go to hell!

What did you make me do? To repeat to me that I am a carrion?

- A human skin wearer? - No, because I decided.

Your historical decisions! It takes ages to get them!

To decide what? Come on, what have you decided?

- I come with you. - So I'm not a bastard anymore?

No, you are ... but the fact is that I am too.

In you I see myself as in a mirror.

At least I do not have to pretend to be different

I do not have to cheat anyone. Pretending is a fatal effort.

Attention, soul and memory of great masters, part one.

Beethoven.

The musical comment!

Can a shit invite another shit at a dance tour?

Help, Giulia!

His name is Wolfango Amedeo.

He is the best friend he has

Do you know why he calls it that? When he plays Mozart, he moves his tail.

Like a metronome!

Ugly son of a bitch, for a while it blinded me!

See how it has reduced me. I'll show you, Mozart!

I'll split your skull!

Let it go, that does not it's a cat, but a short tiger.

Stick me behind me, cowardly.

Come out, face to face. Fear, eh?

So, come on, break everything if you like !

- Smash! - I obey.

Destroy useless things it is a moral duty.

Gate your past.

Think of your luggage, I phone home.

Giulia, Marcello went right now to call you.

We did it this year to spend Christmas together!

- What's going on with you ? - I have to tell him something.

What happened ?

"You love Marcello, do not you? - Of course I love him!

- Stay close by especially tonight. - Because ?

- Whatever happens. - Is it serious? Is someone dead?

- Yup. - Holy Madonna, who?

I.

The thing is, people like you he had to leave it where it was.

If that's why we're the same.

I have never betrayed his trust.

All right, then you are the most suitable to tell him.

I do not tell him anything, when he arrives you tell him.

Nothing, I could not ...

- Better, let's have a surprise. - Yes, the surprise ...

- Do you sit down? - I wait for the luggage.

- I'm here. - I did not notice that.

What are you doing?

Almost almost ...

- Do not you go up? - Marcello, I have to tell you something.

Dilla !

Without you I would be the loneliest man of the Earth.

Do not abandon me too on a night like this.

Come with me, right? Let's celebrate at my house.

- No, in your house no.You come. - Where is it ?

- Nowhere. - Nowhere ?

I knew how good it is to go anywhere to talk!

We have never talked, we just played!

Go around the world without anyone waiting for you ...

You lack the warmth of the affections.

I have a wife and two children. Let me enjoy them at least at Christmas!

Oh well, it does not exist alone the warmth of the affections!

If you do not want to come, all right.

- All right. - And so much pleasure!

- Then ? - I'm coming with you, no matter where.

- Even in my house? - Even at your home.

Vada.

I agree with you, but if I do give an address is easier!

All'Aventino.

That's why you wanted to bring me nowhere ?

Perhaps we would have been better received, here they left in disorder.

It is a rule of life.

When you have the habit of collecting stray cats someone runs away!

Yes, but when the beasts escape they always have a reason.

But this is not an escape, but a desecration.

Whoever it was, He wanted to do it to me.

For 1 0 years I have searched to teach her trust

and she would do anything

to show me that we live in a cruel world.

- Here, he did it. - This did not have to do it!

- The hat on the bed brings iella. - Indeed, it is the signature of the author.

Thanks, Giulia. Better this that an act of hypocrisy ...

What to lie, to be silent ... you've always been consistent!

I would dare to say paradoxically honest. What can I say more?

That sucks ... I would have told you. And I told him at the airport.

I'm sure you've upset her! He knew it and loved to hear it.

Why are you looking at me like that? Am I a frog?

- No. - A jackdaw?

- I do not even know it is! - A lizard, a porcupine?

No, I'm only one who believed in man.

And maybe it should not be.

Marcello, what is it?

The warmth of the affections.

But I put it in my ass the warmth of the affections!

Porca troia !

- Marcello, what do you want to do? - What would you do in my place?

- It's better than you ask me. - You say we never talk, talk!

I would shoot myself, if one does not shoot in a situation like this, when it does?

- I take note of it. - But so to speak!

I am an integral orphan. I would shoot myself every morning!

Live life, Marcello.

I had put it aside to celebrate with my loved ones.

Now the only one of you is you, Wolfango is teetotal.

That's enough.

Do not worry, There are another 20 bottles.

My father used to say: just drink kill worms and clear your mind.

Salute.

Health.

Hurray ... health!

I have not slept for 48 hours.

The last time that I fell asleep

I believed that in life everything had already happened to me.

The goal is not close, but it is not even far away.

- But what is this destination? - It's Christmas, I'll take you to Bethlehem.

Bethlehem? We are at the Pyramid, when do we get there?

I'm cold ... at least St. Joseph he found a stable to keep warm.

If St. Joseph passed by these parts got naked.

Here there are oxen and donkeys to heat up a city!

- Where we are ? - At the slaughterhouses of Rome.

This is hell!

My mother worked here in the blood of the beasts ...

Even 20 hours a day, until she is dead.

Maybe I did not understand it, but it does not make me laugh.

This place is the memory more affectionate of my childhood.

On certain nights like this, when in my house it was freezing

and I felt only like a dog, I came here.

I was sleeping inside a boiler.

I once slept inside the custody of a double bass.

Better the boilers, they are more human.

When they are off keep that warmth

that you find only inside your belly of a right woman.

Instead, playing in this slaughterhouse I met Giulia.

Stop the boilers!

- But it's Marcello. - If it is not, it looks like it.

Hello friends. Good morning.

I talked for a long time with the traveler pigeon.

Pigeon...

It also looks like a Lol� thrush, but he's a good person!

He told me he will live again,

now you are in the safe hands of your father!

Why, I did not make you a father? And she did not act like a mother?

- Yes, but I'm naked, Solomon. - Yes, naked as a child!

In the heart you remained a child!

- What about a child? - What's up?

- An instructive tale. - Africa you told me for years!

It did not help you! Not for fault yours, I did not tell you right.

You've always been a liar. And for this I loved you.

Your stories they were full of fantasy!

- Now you will learn the truth. - Can not be postponed?

- No. - Oh well !

In history they did not garnish only the flags ...

But what do I care about the flags? We are in the ball.

Free this balloon, otherwise how do you kill the Ras?

Which Ras?

What the family stole from you. Your head.

Is the water boiling? Who looks at it?

1 936, Ethiopia kneeling. And we stood up straight like swords.

- And I know that. - I corporal.

- And she's a Red Cross nurse. - No, that's where the lie is!

- Do not nurse, scarmona! - Scarmona?

Mignotta of war, recognized by the ministry.

Scarmona, whore ... and what it means ?

I do not know, for me it never meant anything.

The regime invented another one: Fallofera, carrier of foul.

But none of those guys he called me that.

They used them for their commanders, I was more respected than the chaplain!

He brought him extreme unction and me even if they were in pieces ...

the hope of being still men.

How I would like to do with you, Marcello. Victim of a whore of peace.

He my sex then did not know born coats of arms and degrees

he desert wind carried he also my name in the enemy camp.

I appreciated you anyway even without knowing it.

We immediately took care of it: I was putting myself always in line for last.

He kept moving forward all the battalion

so when it was my turn we fell asleep together.

You were handsome then, you had a mustache.

One morning I wake up and I can not find it. Where were you gone?

Where were you gone? - From Ras Bagasci�!

It was also said the terror of the dunes.

Ras have taken on women. They have the charm of the robbery!

n fact Iolanda was taken. Battalion in tears, low morale

and better, do not talk about it! - What does that have to do with anything ?

Careful, battalion. Gathered!

Take a step forward and I say: I go.

I crawled up to the enemy tents in favor of darkness

and there I picked Ras Bagasci� while rode the tiger ...

that is, my future lady.

A shot of my weapon 91 and he died stoned with pleasure.

- It's a beautiful story of love. - And he has a moral.

- I do not see this. - Then let's talk clearly.

You've ever taken a chicken for the tits?

- No he has not. - Quite right.

And not even that criminal that destroyed you home.

Everyone must be taken in his direction. And the verse here it is!

It is the only music who hear the Ras!

Triumphal march for 91 with reinforced recoil.

I understand, but this is the only music that I will never know how to play.

And then, the march they will always play it!

- Does it make you shudder too? - No, I'm naked!

Either I wash or I get dressed ... 91, the hen with tits!

Get up.

- Will not it be too intellectual? - It's not evening, what does it matter?

No, if you want to be a trojan horse and storm the tent,

you have to make believe the opposite of what you are!

- You've always been too serious. - Too kind !

Too much.

And if the Ras if they see you serious what are they doing ? They get excited!

They'll care right away, but if you they consider a fool ...

- There is no doubt. - They turn your back.

And it is you who put it to him in the contronatura.

I understand the dress and the contronatura but to my Ras how do I get there?

- I do not even know where it is! - In this they are generous!

They are always the ones who make themselves alive, Unfortunately !

Excuse me, sir with the cat?

- Tell me? - How nice, can you show it to me?

Gladly.

How nice ... what kind is it?

- A stray, a stray tabby. - Is he smart?

- Yes, even ... - Please, take a seat.

Tell the truth ... she does not like cats, does she?

Very very much ! Sometimes I also ate them.

- You are welcome. - He should know Solomon ...

Happy Birthday to You...

Best wishes, Marcello, happy Birthday to You !

Especially from me!

Please, master.

- What's the dream? - The dream of the inevitable.

But there is always someone which is worse than us.

- Do you ask me who? - I, for example.

Again, Marcello.

- Best wishes to you too, Ras. - What is this Ras?

- My name is Caesar. - Caesar, Tsar, Ras.

- Did you know Me ? - For 2000 years.

Come on, come to your old man Dad, give him the best wishes.

- But it's not my birthday. - Instead, yes it is.

You want it or not, it's the first year of your life.

You are very nice with this dress!

- You look like a child. - Thanks, Luca.

It seems clear to me, in the most obscure way!

Go, Marianna.

And Giulia not the greetings? The first thing that comes to you!

Do not be shy, without rancor!

What is it, Radio London? Let me understand too!

It is a greeting when we left

It's not a goodbye, it's a meeting! Now we will celebrate it together.

I'll start the party, wait up.

- Willy, where are you? - What, sir?

- The violin, imbecile. - Behind Traiano.

And for you. Unique specimen, check.

With this you can stop to be a walking player.

- You take offense ? - No, so was Paganini.

Badass that one there!

- It's a check. - In white, like a lily.

Get rid of it with the amount you want.

Go inside your life, I do not have it alone.

There were your students, the trips and the fantasies that made you happy.

You do not understand what time will everything be possible?

Even what is not possible! And then women better than me ...

Tell me how it is. So, how much?

You know I do not know?

You who understand business, how much are a wife and two sons worth?

Are not you ashamed? It was your family, not mine!

You can not even give it a value? I did not expect this.

It is not a woman I brought you away and not even a family.

I took women, I have destroyed families!

No, much more!

I took possession of the only one harmony that you managed to compose

in a life as a walking player: your masterpiece.

So do not believe who wants to repay me.

I want to prove you my admiration

and I can do it alone with my masterpiece: money.

Take it only as if it were a big applause ... how much?

What does he say ?

Mr. Marcello desires retire to the bathroom for a moment.

- In the bathroom ? - I'd like to pee.

- Now ? - In front of a problem important I have to pee.

It also happened to me as a boy. One time...

Cut it ! In this house there are more cessations than rooms.

Only in this plane there are 4.

Go and choose! Accompany it and bring it back.

- Here we go. - It goes' !

And this would be the man at the height?

But up to who? Of a dwarf?

Of a newborn who drowns in his needs! Why not tell me?

You made fun of me, good. Arm wrestling you say!

It is not decent to do it with a newborn I have the arm in my hand.

And what am I doing with a braccino? He can serve him!

I understand that every woman sees her man kind of remorse, inflated ...

but this your Marcello ... If you want, I tell you with tenderness,

he is nothing but a fool!

First, you wanted it with your vice to pay everything and everyone.

And since I respect every vice I said okay, that's right.

Second, and put it right in your head.

Marcello is one that the day that God he will try to bring him to himself,

it will jump out from behind his shoulders and he will say: I'm here.

Call it crafty! What do you mean?

I mean he has the sixth sense some animals.

Therefore, watch out for the fool, Ras.

I've never seen it like this, if it does it means ...

It means that you make me all sorry and two, you too with this love!

You are the mandarin duck that protects the cripple duckling!

Surprise. Marcello does not consider di his liking the bathrooms on the floor.

- It seems you do not find inspiration. - Inspiration?

He politely asks to visit the bathrooms on the upper floor.

Of course ! I accompany her in mine, we hope it goes well!

In the meantime, send me on gods diapers. Maybe I have to dry it.

I miss getting dressed up as a nurse and then in my life I did everything!

Marcello! Where are you ?

- I'm here. - Do you want to put it on the shack?

- It seems true, who did it? - His mother.

- He also has a bit of a beard. - It cost me to embalm.

Egyptian system! If you want, I can embalm your Wolfango cat!

- So you put it on the bedside table. - Did you embalm it live?

No, it was my waiting ascaro.

He sacrificed himself to save my life. What a day of glory, 1 936!

- Ethiopia kneeling! - And we standing up straight like swords.

- How do you know it ? - It's everyone's story.

Here we are in a temple. All that that surrounds you, including me,

they are the remains of the epic of Passo Warindu.

A battle that I led personally as a strategist.

- You lost it. - It happens.

- There are only the hats left! - But I understood heroism.

This is not the weapon room, it is my conscience.

In my assault group, there was someone like you:

strong soul how weak of prostate.

At the fire area they pissed below from fear!

But I was shouting: look at me!

- You too, look. - Which is ?

Look carefully.

Which other dead hero do you belong?

This hero never died ... exact.

So why do you keep it?

I poured out that blood not to be afraid.

It's my secret.

The day someone will do to me feel afraid, I'll be finished.

Yes, eh?

Always dare! So, do not you run away?

Yes, military heroism It makes me diuretic.

Please go.

Beautiful ! Very beautiful, beautiful!

- A splendor. - Here the inspiration will come!

- Go ahead, I do not look at you. - No, thank you, I could not do it here.

- Because ? - It reminds me of my home too much.

You will not tell me that in your house you had a bath like that!

No, it was a big house like this bathroom and we were there in 1 0!

I would seem to do it in front of my loved ones.

- It's a nervous fact. - So, dear.

Since you are a beggar,

understand that Giulia can not do less than all this.

Look at that room!

- Do you like ? - Well, I'm happy!

Happy?

It is the maximum that a man can hope for his woman.

Do you see that we agree?

And as a nearer relative, you must know that I will marry her in church.

It will not be a marriage, but public redemption

of a great son of a bitch, that is mine.

You're happy ? And you will be the means for my redemption.

Why, do you believe in God?

Moreover, I believe in the church and the church believes in me.

I can not disappoint you. I point to heaven!

You want to buy eternity too!

But I can not give a piece eternity.

I'll help you, put zeros! Zero is not something dry.

Zero is the soul of the number! It multiplies it to infinity!

If not the number left there naked and raw, what is it?

An idiot like you!

Take advantage, it's your big chance!

Masterpieces are not repeated, when you reform it again

a family to sell?

Beautiful ! It's very beautiful.

Yes, it cost me an eye and I never understood what it is!

It's an astrolapio. - An astrolapio!

- See that you know? - What's the use?

To measure the height of the stars, Of sun.

Here, the sun. Keep it in mind, get inspired by him.

When you're there, you put the zeros, make me the Sun King for you.

Like the great patrons who do not they only bought the works,

but the spirit of the artist! I got it ?

Sorry, but it was so natural!

Like a child in his arms to his mother! I accept.

His decision enlightens me.

It's the first smart thing that you do be verified here in three years.

- You've been here long, Willy? - Since 3 years.

The choice of his momentary dwelling will not be difficult.

The environments change, but style It is the same: tombale and cesarean.

- And what is it here? - I would like to say the gates of Paradise.

Instead it is its complex of inferiority, I make my way.

It is here that he confined the best of the villa when he bought it.

Do you know why? Because he could not Understand it, the Great Phantom!

How do you call him?

If you prefer Il Napoleone, foolish and shitty.

It's already better.

Viewed under the microscope of reason, the subject has another definition:

the modest distillate of my meditations!

- How did you distill it? - Imperial Stronzone!

Often one strives, instead with one direct phrase even if aristocratic

it can be summarized the essence of a man!

This is my court, collaborators and friends.

Love, business, love, politics,

- Special corruptions ... - Your humble student.

Ancient love! Etcetera, divine love ...

love, business and ...

Receive Marcello our thanks,

for your cooperation annulment of a marriage.

Obliged, it is appropriate to say it!

Give freedom to the soul of Giulia, it is a Christian duty.

If it had a soul, it would also be an atheistic pleasure!

What looks like that that carried the dead with the boat ...

I always have it on the tip of the language ...

His name was Charon.

- Here, good! - The hell is good for you, eh?

Of course ... it exists!

Who tells us that we are not already in hell?

In short, he will be your lawyer.

It is one that makes the sacred rota turn like a croupier, roulette!

A roulette where now even the Pope goes out on the red!

My court is much more modest. His name is Wolfango Amedeo.

Collaborator and friend ... sincere.

A beast at the table?

Yes, but you can stay, Wolfango will not notice it.

- We are all true God's creatures? - Sure.

Sit still.

You're full of poison, eh? You are hating me!

No, I still believe in man, even in the worst ... and you are.

Enough with the compliments, otherwise you make me blush.

- It will not be nut, eh? - For charity !

- Cheese, please. - Just a veil.

A veil, of course. Pardon.

The stomach of a cat it's like a flower.

- You who do it, what do you want to do? - The fool.

- Do you have a cat among your ancestors? - Morally.

Sometimes I prefer to identify myself in animals rather than in men

If he persuades Wolfango to do that that he did to me in the garden

I cut the zebedeis! - Eat with a spoon.

The second then you eat it as you wish.

And now, come to the point. Put the zeros?

- Messi. - We are all excited.

- Show how many! - Yes ... sorry, Wolfango.

Eat alone, they want to see how many have we put.

Yes, that's a big game! Russian roulette!

I accept bets to those who arrive closer to the figure.

Courage ! You, finance, shoot!

It is not easy ... therefore.

A wife, two sons, ten years of life ...

personality raped and deleted, local process ...

- Well, I do not dare. - Thank you.

You caught him, spy! Are you scared?

I bet nobody he has never paid you so much!

So, nobody points? What kind of shits you are!

Excluding the eminence.

Do not be offended, has a hygienic idea of ??religion.

We're just you and me. Here the zeros!

He wants to be so kind to be circulated?

- My God ! - Did you put many?

- To death ! - There are also behind it!

Yes, even behind.

Marcello, you still have time do not give it to him.

- He asked me the best. - This is too much, it can not.

- I took advantage of it. - How could I not?

- He says you can not. - But if you say it's too much ...

Yes, however, give it to him.

You told me it was a lot honest and I trusted!

I'm always the usual naive!

I do not care at all. I see.

But how many have you put? 1 00, 200, 300 ...

- Madonna! - Did I put enough?

But how many will they be? What is this stuff?

You want to be the Sun King and then you become white like the moon!

- The Sun King did not suffer from the eclipse. - You're missing the number!

- I followed the instructions. - Numbers are not there. Only zeros!

You said that zero is the soul of the number and I put my soul there.

Nothing, he does not want anything! But how is it possible?

He just wants to stay in the attics, like old stuff

until marriage happened! Say something!

Why are you there dumb? You too, eminence.

You have the obligation to explain to me things like these.

For what reason Do you believe that you pay it?

Are you afraid of nothing at all? It's crazy!

Here's what it is! Tell me also that he asks crazy, I'm happy!

- What if it was not? - Anything !

We use a life to forget nothing

and you can find him at dinner!

Why does it make you laugh at nothing? What do you remember?

Myself, I was born in nothingness.

Nothing to hope for. Only that the eternal nothing came soon.

We lost a whore: Caesar goes to bed with nothing.

Bankruptcy, put down the ridge or I'll split it.

- Take your hands off me. - Friends, we do not exaggerate.

Comfortable, you can afford not to be afraid:

we campa on the idea that nothing does not exist!

I'm more afraid of everyone.

We thought we were coming here laugh at that fool!

Instead it is he who laughs behind us!

Enough, let's go!

Stay where you are, I have not yet dissolved the session.

Willy !

I got the impression that the gentleman was calling me.

At one time or another I'll show you!

- Permango waiting, sir. - Listen to me.

Go up there and throw it out the window.

I could run the crime alone if Marcello were in the attics.

- And where ? - I do not know what to say.

- I'm coming down now and it's not there. - So what's the music?

- What music are we listening to? - The music of our fears.

A music that is only within us.

- Bales! - The music of who is dwarf in the soul.

- Come on, naked. - And why ?

You're one who has the right to judge only when it is naked.

- I do not sleep with you tonight. - It's me who sleep with you!

Like when you tell me that in Africa you made love with the Somalis.

And their men watching ... And cut the balls.

- True, ours was enough. - I'm not Somalian!

Tonight I sleep with Marcello. You he made a shitty figure.

It remained to make us jump nerves but I do not helmet!

Tell me what's on your mind! I suck you, eh?

- Yes, you disgust me. - I sometimes do it myself too.

But I have the right, you do not.

You lived more so than standing!

And with me, you always swallowed it this crap, kiss it!

Come here !

Giulia...

Excuse me, I did not imagine it. Do you see how we are similar?

You were shaved, as I asked you!

Like a child ... do you see what sluts we are?

Our vulgarity is sublime ... It is our strength ...

Try to imagine that tonight be the first time.

A kind of game, back in time. How old were you ?

Where was it? As ?

You'll see that I do not hurt you ...

Pigs ! You are two pigs!

Take it back if you want. So much is already dead, you are two dead!

And death is not scary to me.

Imagine the dead, then!

We are raising your soul and you ask to stay here among the rats.

Do you think it's logical?

And you seem logical raise a man's soul?

Why are you here, Marcello?

God, how beautiful!

Every time you came back, you took me a new way to console me.

- Why are you here? - I do not have a reason why, and you?

Do you have a reason why, Giulia?

Yes, yes...

Which ? Which why, say it!

Because I'm a slut, a great slut!

And can only keep me one who is a slut like me.

Take me, Marcello. I've never heard you like this!

And did you hear this?

- Yup. - Pick you up ? I castro, rather.

If you wanted to help me, you had to become a bit like me!

Troy I never considered you, not even when you were.

I changed you as a wife, mother, sister, daughter for me!

This is the point, it's true. I'm honest to recognize you.

But I'm also honest in telling you that honesty is not enough for me anymore.

Above all ... and then, I do not want to justify myself anymore.

But why are you just like a dog?

You want the others to be similar like you, but you're not like anyone

and I want you to know also another thing:

for 1 0 I put my soul in it to resemble you.

- But I could not do it. - To whom should I look like you?

Or what bought you? Big ass ... his face is like an ass.

I never know where to look at it. Where does he have eyes? Where do you look at it?

At least I have them in place quite right. I'm not slut, patience!

I too have my limits!

Marcello ... I have never loved you.

Here, this seems to me the only thing clear.

Each communicates as he can: you with harmony and I with the opposite.

Only you can understand it. The only idea I have hate since birth.

I do not hate you, I could not. Instead he hates it, so much.

I hated him from the first day that I looked at him.

The classic lightning stroke. Then I have to leave.

No, if it's true that you do not have a reason to stay, I'll give it to you.

- Help me to marry him. - It would be a perfect marriage!

But do not look for reasons. I understood something with you:

the pleasure of doing evil, he has no reasons: it's just a pleasure.

Yet I will believe until death that love exists among creatures.

Lol�, for example, brought me often my stray cats,

disguised as buffoons too. I had collected them here and there.

I had taught him that every sound it is welcome in harmony.

Also the sound of Deodati. His fixed nail: God.

God, God ...

I too had my kind,

but Giulia asked me what it is for similar that is not similar to anyone?

I would have answered by helping her to get what he wanted.

It was enough that I was a fool even outside that gate ...

among my fellow men, both similar and different.

- Where am I being executed? - Here.

- Remember well. - Yup.

The lesson is not important that we made them learn,

as the way to express it: the tone, the pauses ...

- If you could get a tear ... - I do not guarantee.

It must be quiet, here we have the ushers are also corrupt.

I must be quiet too. Is not it pulling back?

And if you pull the judge back? If it's bad?

Of course it's bad, for this they have entrusted it to me.

I divided more spouses myself that death.

I had mine canceled for marriage not consumed.

It was difficult, I had to prove that I did not exist!

Therefore, tranquility and tear if it is possible.

Put your hand on Christ and swear.

To swear I refuse, but I repeat with Einstein:

I believe in a God who reveals himself in the harmony of things

and that he does not care about the testicles of a poor man.

The God of Spinoza.

Look, my name is Father Calducci. Not to be confused with Carducci!

I have been treating testicles for 40 years, since the days of Guglielmo Marconi.

You have this present the cherry season?

It's a season that I love.

The testicles come out of my ears like cherries on the ears.

This is me, I have the testicles full of testicles!

So there is no place for Einstein, neither Spinoza nor other wisecracks.

- I did not do the spirit. - That's what worries me.

If his problems are paradise this is the least suitable place.

Reason for which we clear the field from all the preambles.

If it means other intelligent things Tell them now:

He wants to go to the bathroom, go. He is thirsty, hungry ...

No, if it is not prohibited I would smoke a cigarette.

Please do not disturb me. I should eat something.

- Do you suffer from ulcer, father? - No, I'm fine!

I eat to feel alive in this testicles cemetery.

The Almighty could not invent another thing to procreate?

She too, just this one had to to choose reason?

- A little thing from nothing! - What would you recommend?

Sorry.

Mental reserve, simulation,

consent, sacrilege, incapacity to understand, idiot ...

You think we are so generous that we contemplate murder!

- He had to choose from! - I found impotence right.

Father, in this my story I could understand many things but I did not do it.

- Always impotence is! - To those who say it!

The right time is always lost. And she does not go light!

It is the most powerful impotent I've ever judged!

And now...

How her genital came in in the vagina of Conforti Giulia?

She does not like it too lightly.

If you are impressed now, let alone after!

Come on, what they told you to tell me?

3 centimeters for 2.

Let's say so.

They do not have their own no estimate of me.

- How much ? - 3 for 2, put nothing!

Ejaculation was produced inside or outside?

As soon as I leaned my tip to his big lips ...

- Say. - Done, finished.

Finished.

However, even if it is lightning ...

Was it a ejacatio felix? Did you get pleasure?

Very unhappy, as if I were peeing.

- So, written pee? - Yes, immediately.

That is already dead and nobody warned him!

Where he attacked ...

- Thing ? - A species of orchitis.

- What orchitis? - It's written here!

If it's written ... but it was not serious. Those things that as a boy ...

He could reach a complete erection?

- Difficult. - Usually ?

Usually, as the populist says I was barzotto.

- As he said ? - Barzotto, like a joke!

You never stop learning.

- Can we write semi-rigid? - Yes, it does not improve much!

Write semi-rigid.

Scanzello barzotto and I write semi-rigid.

And at the height of the erection of how much did his genital extend?

It did not extend, father.

In front of the vagina of the consort, as scared ...

It shriveled, gave itself to the stain as I can say, he retired.

Like a snail to which the horns are touched.

I've never seen horns before, but the image is right.

Jesus ... and how Conforti reacted Giulia in front of the retreat?

- How did he react? - He will have reacted, right?

- What's written there? - There is written crying.

She was crying.

We should cry too if it was not all to laugh.

They washed him of the brain, eh?

Tenga.

What is that ?

Give it to your eminence of an old fellow believer.

It is an image of the old church, we hoped that the world of power

and corruption knelt down in front of it.

Instead we find ourselves kneel before the world.

Father Calducci, the ways of the Lord they are truly endless.

If two men can understand each other even in these conditions.

It's our day dressing.

Of all of us, Father Calducci it was the happiest soul.

A libertarian, but full of a celestial freedom.

She chose me, right?

We have been so used to it to judge ourselves,

that seemed to me the only one

that could be your companion of the road in this humiliation.

What's up ? Are you going to confess? Let me see.

Priests ... a very bad race. They bring a iella!

These then seem a firing squad!

Give him a punch. This is the right time.

- Pork. - Let it be, it's useless.

Do like me, I do not feel anything anymore.

As if they had done it to me an anesthetic.

Even with Father Calducci. I'm more sorry for him than for me.

You think he eats too when he is not hungry ...

to feel alive!

If I did it I would also like it.

Because he taught it to me this pleasure.

Another one is about to be born, I'm pregnant.

Pregnant of the Ras.

Father Calducci is old and tired, he could no longer absolve the office.

Place your hand on Christ and swear.

We avoid at least him the humiliation of listening to us.

He must, he wants and he gets tired of the church that cries on.

He returns to be the God of the armies,

even at the cost of forgetting The pity.

I in this God that in yours hands turns like a chameleon

I do not believe it. - Just we believe it.

Then I swear on this God that to survive

allies with those who every minute they kill the life he created.

- Is that okay? - As long as he said I swear.

That the interrogation may have beginning, the rest does not interest me.

I swear, I swear!

The hero is dead.

We swore loyalty to him in the fire of battles

and more than ever we must swear loyalty now

that just goes like a dog in eternal peace.

Comfortable, comfortable.

Sitting too, Giulia.

I have gathered you here in this Etruscan room,

because they guaranteed me that no one more than the Etruscans

he knew how to honor in joy the cult of the hero.

The living ate upstairs and the dead he enjoyed it on the floor below!

The dead if the enjoyment slammed him of the others!

It is not true, the godurie they sweetened the transition.

There is nothing worse than putting a hero in the paths of peace.

It is not so ? Ignorant.

I know everything about dead heroes. It is the sixth that I do with you!

For you it's the first one, eh?

What do wives have to do with it?

The wives of the Etruscans to make the dead hero happy

they agreed to be at banquets in half courtesans and sluts.

So, laugh, cheer up the warrior!

- You laugh too, laugh! - I'm laughing, Caesar.

You can not see why I laugh inside.

- Confirm boss 6? - I confirm.

- Confirm boss 7. - Yes, even on the 8th, 9th, 1st ...

As it turns out from the papers

she had no relationships passionate with women.

If it turns out from the cards!

While he has been underway for years a relationship with a cat.

- Just relationship ... we're friends. - We are friends.

Alternative relationships with animals.

Because he called him Wolfango Amedeo?

- Because I love Mozart. - He sees it ? He said I love!

If I repeat that I love him he thinks badly?

No, but it shows that he has a cult of the past that touches necrophilia!

What is Mozart besides being dead, genius and mason?

- I do not know ... Austrian? - No.

- Homophile. - I do not think Mozart was pederasta.

Now he knows, the cherub in the Don Giovanni

he is the incarnation of his corrupt ideal ephebic.

- Tell me, honestly ... - Tell her first.

Sometimes, while that air sounded,

even for a moment, he never dreamed to have the cherub in your hands?

Cherub young, soft ... Lo confess first to himself then to me.

It will help you. Life is not a unmoving lake, it is full of surprises.

- Tell me from man to man. - Yes, but where is the other man?

His irony is only fear. Fear typical of an unconscious homosexual.

But I'm just a beast!

- What the fuck are you doing? - With permission, sir.

Something heroic that interests ladies too!

Etruscan tufaceous mug of the IV century a.C.

- I want it too. Fill. - I can not.

Because ?

The erected rod represented the spirit of the dead hero.

He transmitted his courage to the most hero among those who celebrated it.

So, you had to start with me! From me, understand?

I have regulated myself from medals. She has less than everyone.

Willy is right. You last: you are the least hero and the host!

I am the most hero, say who you are he made the medals!

I kicked you in the battle

and the right bullet if they caught her and me nothing!

Sorry, Caesar, it's not to reproach it,

but forget that at Passo Warindu with my ascari

I saved your life and I gave you my arm!

Instead, you bring it back to me every time. Thank me, rather.

If you had not let me lose it this arm,

today you'd be an asshole with two arms.

- Fuck! - I will not let you drink!

To me, come on!

Come on, to the military! Do you like military?

Is it exciting, troiona? You have to drink all of them!

We must do it to the military! You too, Giulia.

When I want to piss me in the mouth, I will decide.

We all have to drink, those who refuse the ritual is one that sucks.

He's just a servant, like him.

If I can afford it, I communicate that I have my medal too.

With what act of heroism have you earned it?

With the biggest: that of having come into the world.

They attached it to my neck at the orphanage for recognition.

They recognized a coward, of course.

I communicate that for the Etruscans the rod that she continues to tighten,

it was a sfottitorio symbol.

They had already understood that the homicidal and violent hero

it is a sexual inhibitor, an impotent one.

What...

- What did you say? - The truth !

It is the only one who has the courage to say it: you're a helpless clown.

You are all powerless clowns!

Caesar, those you've had before they never treated us like that!

Give me your apologize.

No.

So, apologize to my friends.

They did not even have the dare to dress up like clowns!

How did we two ... and not just this time!

From God to the atom, everything has two faces that fight each other.

What's the real? God discarded from Himself that of the devil.

We have instead helped her cancel as well as a marriage,

the face of his false purity

that was only an alibi for his perversions.

I was a kind of two-faced Janus!

Exactly.

We are sure that we have canceled the false face, that is, the right one?

There is no doubt.

Thank you, alone I would never be come to understand me.

For ignorance of the sacred texts that they offer us the key to everything

and prevent that dignity degrades.

- You are so Beautiful. - He regained his identity.

- My friend, how beautiful you are. - You are welcome ?

Like a purple ribbon it's your lips,

your mouth is full of charm, your tits are two deer,

the vulva is a curved lambicco. - What is he saying !

The body shapes is a palm and the tits the bunches!

Stop it!

My love, I would like to go up on your palm

and gather the fruits of your branches.

Enough, if you did not wear this divided, I would break the face.

- Which one? - The one that is insulting me!

You talk about ignorance of the texts sacred. It was the Song of Songs,

also called the Song of Solomon. Why are you scandalized?

Why is it a song of life? Or why Did I say boobs instead of breasts?

Why did I say vulva?

I apologize, but for 40 years this rice was waiting to bubbl

and now finally gurgles me!

- With this clown I finished. - Comfortable, I know the way.

I leave you to your impotence,

to your measuring members 2 centimeters for 3,

to your always virgin virgins even after 20 children.

And iaculatio felix to everyone!

Standing, Caesar. You do not have to give yourself to win!

You know what Shakespeare says of his Caesar? I tell you ?

- No ! - And I'll tell you the same.

Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, overthrow everything.

Set fire to everything, get ready, general.

We can not die at the hands of the traitors.

We are always the power, we use the memory!

Do you remember those from before? Those were serious sluts!

They did not get tired of being to rape, they were our life!

Here, Margot, ready to be raped.

None is slimmer than Margot and today he will prove it to us.

- He even masturbated a horse. - Horse?

Tell him, Margot!

Did you hear? Stuff of the other world!

Like the good times!

And you ? Horses, donkeys, mules, nothing?

- No, only you pigs! - Sin.

- Give me a horse. - Sorry, Cesare.

We did not ask for yours.

My who?

Repeat. I said repeat!

The new one, the one you brought in here!

We're talking about of our women!

First you tell us about Etruscans, wives, concubines ...

Unless you've converted and go to bed with Santa Teresa!

You must tell us, you must be loyal.

I'll break your face.

You would have the right if you do not I behaved loyally!

You are right.

Now stop ! Venaimo to the hard.

There is no sanctity here, there is nothing.

It is empty like an empty tomb, ready for use!

Instead this is full of dung. Stay down!

You do not remember when the rule was valid what is mine is yours?

- Is that still true for you? - For us, yes.

You stoned yourself. Sitting you are!

Beautiful end! Castrated by one that just wants to exploit you!

- You found your brute! - Sitting down?

Know that nobody neither in heaven nor on earth ...

nobody in the world ... The brute is not born yet

that can sit up. I'll show you!

Because you do not want us to be there have you always been with dogs and pigs?

Right now, you become a saint? Because with my friends, no?

You know, they saved me the life.

Show them who you are, make me look good!

What does it cost you once more?

It's true, I'm a clown.

Above all a clown he can not lose his face.

Come on, then I'll marry you!

Friends, it does not want to be! Not it's my fault, it would be fine for me.

But ... it is she who does not want to be.

I'm sorry, try to convince her.

Forget it, Caesar. It will be an excellent mother for your child.

Give the child up to three months he does not suffer from it.

The niggers do it until the last moment.

Thanks for the banquet, even so the dead man does not complain!

Where are you going ? Do not leave me alone.

- The dead understand. - Let's go !

Stay here. It can not end like this, It is not possible !

I do not want it, I do not want it ...

I do not want a child!

- What happened? - We hope nothing happened.

- But then something happened. - Today, everything.

Willy, who was it?

I would have told her once the Gran Pernacchia.

Today I answer Herod. It is the time of the Pharisees.

Herod must be killed.

Too bad that she lost one day the right opportunity to do it.

What are you saying ? When did I try to kill him?

I was not the only one to spy on it, we were two.

- In two, who? - Me and the Almighty.

Ras is in the stables and is armed.

We pray you this time not to disappoint us.

- Willy, where are you going? - To close in a convent.

But not to pray, to curse these people!

- I committed a crime, Marcello. - Who did you kill?

What would have been my son. Is dead.

- And Giulia? - I do not know why I did it.

I never understood why of what I did.

- Believe me, that's it. - And Giulia?

I did not want to!

Soon !

Did you see her ? How are you ?

Tell me how are you, is she alive?

Tell me if she's alive, tell me yes!

Anyway, it was inevitable sooner or later.

What do you want to do ?

- Go up. - I was afraid he looked like me.

Maybe it's the reason ... but then what is the reason!

- Go up! - Yup...

Believe me, after all I wanted it. Now I understand it.

I'm telling you the truth. I wanted it ...

with something big I do not know be it, it can be love.

But I can not recognize it because no one has ever loved me.

And I've never loved anyone!

Our Father who were in heaven to spy on me with Willy.

Hallowed be your name and come your kingdom

in place of that of Herod, always as Willy says.

My will be done tonight, since it is also yours

about the beast that drag me, the one above.

I know that you hate this gun as me,

but this time help me to use it because I do not know how it works,

since you made me so that I can never understand

which way it closes the gas tap.

Let me forgive you to the debts of this criminal

as he did not forgive them no one, let alone me.

Induce me in the worst temptation as you did with Cain, Attila

and even with Jack the Ripper. They all look good guys.

Please do not free me from evil, but help me to free this Ras

from the dung of the world that fills it from head to toe.

And so be it... No, so I'll tell you later.

Where are you taking me? I can not do it here anymore!

See if anyone has to complain it is I who walk, not you!

Also because soon you will rest forever.

If you really want to kill me do it here,

where the Empire has seen his great triumphs

to which I also participated. I will seem to die in battle.

He's right, here is the place I was looking for.

The Ras and the Caesars must die among their ruins.

Now I count up 3. Then I turn around and shoot him in the mouth.

Go.

Go.

Come on, obey! It's an order, get out!

You're a sneaky! You too a traitor!

Bad traitors cowards!

Go away, disappear!

Why are you running away? Fear, eh?

No, but run away it's in my right to ...

Did you go crazy? You raised the safety!

At least I learned this. And now I'll kill you, do you know?

I know.

How you do it ? How did you do with those you killed?

Where did you aim the weapon? At the temple?

- Then in your mouth, open your mouth. - Yes, but be careful.

Or here where it should be the heart ?

- But it's not there, so do not die! - In the balls!

- In the balls? - I shot him in the balls though ...

Those were but beasts!

And those you killed without firing that they were?

- Merde! - O beasts or shit for you!

Believe me, humanity it is nothing but this.

And what am I? You killed me, what are they?

You're an angel, the only angel he killed.

- Marcello. - Repeat it more gently.

- Marcellin ... - No, the fact of the angel.

- You're the only angel I've killed. - Bravo, now you can die.

You smile... gently welcome death.

Yup...

- Who did it ? - I'm all full of shit!

Do not kill me, I beg you!

I'm a coward, I've always been!

I'm a lot of shit! I'm the fool, look at me!

It's not even worth it that kill me!

Iolanda... I saw a monument how they move.

What kind of monument? - With a horse!

We're going to sleep otherwise you're going dream and awake!

I swear, from the war, some a wounded soldier on a horse

and the other trains him ... They come from this side!

Salomon, I love you because You're full of imagination.

But at this time I do not have the imagination to listen to you.

Greetings my friends! - That's Marcelo!

If it is not then it looks like it. - All right, Marchelo?

Great, thank you. - Sorry, when this soldier is on a horse?

Ras Bagas, I caught him.

Invite everyone to celebrate!

Ghosts, no!

Kaplar Fjoravanti Salomone, the only remaining helmet.

With his lost comrades I'm coming to tell you

The task was executed, commander. Tonight the ras Bagaas died another time.

Jolanda Bo�oni Fioravanti, war whores and women in peace,

decorated with courage for killing the same race

own weapon. - The dust has returned to dust.

Good afternoon, my dear. What a great celebration!

Every time I get married, this is the third,

I feel the same excitement, or none.

And now I have something to say my lady, so out!

And now you have a new account? - Almost.

Then you did not understand? Get out! Here we go!

You're in the cage, are not you? You finally made it!

Cheeta, calm!

Installing it willingly. - The whole Rome is coming.

We have an army. Wedding pre looks like big maneuvers!

I'm here to tell you I do not care about everything.

And for you and for these out loud outside.

I'm changing, I thought. No, it's not true!

People like me are changing only when he dies.

Here ... I feel like a ship when the wind stops.

I would sometimes laugh, I can not even do that now.

These are the first shadows of an old man, Something that approaches.

Unbelievable ... I came here

I was happy just because it was there is a friend who is waiting for me

some nice sunny morning!

You were the first to be save something

from those who like to do everything destroy it by force.

You know what this is? - Baby some violin.

No, it's called royal violin.

You know why it's called? - Because there was a king playing on it.

No, kings are not musical. There was a crazy one

to someone who thought it was big and to rule everything

they should be called King of the Sun. The king laughed crazy!

As long as you are listening music did not go in

and became necessary to him. - They became friends?

No, never, friendship is something else.

It's not enough to have a friend, it's important to understand him, suffer for him ...

Touch for him and others, for a man. - And after me?

Yes, Luka, and for you. Moreover, above all for you.

Without this nostalgia man not a man.

Then, the family was created. Now let's make a company.

I put my hand on your head. We'll break the world, I tell you!

See which chinese face smiles!

I feel them like leeches on me. Imagine killing them all!

We are in the Lord's House. - What kind of gentleman? The church is mine.

And I'm talking in my house what is my wish.

First you.

Hi, julia. Hi, welcome.

And you, eminence.

Come come.

So, can we start? - A moment for the maestro to go to the organ.

Look, play some music for me, not too classic or modern.

Not too easy or too hard, which everyone can understand.

I want to get better, okay? - I think there is something like that.

It's not difficult to understand, but must be listened with very carefully.

Of course, that's why we are here!

Brothers, God Almighty and Eternal gives a marriage consent ...

We turn our prayer to Jesus for all who today celebrate this connection here.

But let's not forget what says Matija,

Be careful of people, for they will surrender you You will be judged and judged by you.

And just because of me, they'll report you before the rulers and the king.

And Jovan says that I did not come and talked with him,

they would be sinless.

But now they can not justify themselves for his sin.

Why are not they moving?

No, I will not be silent!

Stop him! Wherein?

Impossible to leave.

Let me go! Get lost!

Get lost in hell! Marchelo!

Come back! You can not to leave me, you can not!

No, do not go!

Open ... help me!

Why right now ... why!

Wake up, sleepy hearts, God of love calls you

Translated wilf july 2018