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Hey, boys. What's up?
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Hey.
Hey, Ma.
Any chance we can borrow
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some wrapping paper
for Pop's birthday gift?
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Sure. What you get him?
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Oh, well, so far,
wrapping paper.
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[chuckles]
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Plus, we are getting him
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a really thoughtful card.
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That is, if you have
one of those, too.
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Yeah, but don't waste your time.
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Last year, I wrote him
a beautiful card,
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he didn't even read it.
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He just shook it
to see if any money fell out.
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Man, he's just so hard
to shop for.
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Yeah, man, I still remember
that digital picture frame
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I got him one year
and loaded it up
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with sentimental photos of us.
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He returned it
for a leaf blower.
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What's the matter with y'all?
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I've been laying in bed
for an hour
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waiting for you
to bring me breakfast.
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How lazy can you people be?
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Calvin, your birthday
isn't until tomorrow.
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Yes, which makes today
Calvin Eve.
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If Christmas gets two days,
so should I.
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[knocking on door]
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Uh, speaking of which,
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if anybody tries to get me
another picture frame,
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I'm blasting it off the table
with my leaf blower.
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[door opens]
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Oh, hey, Randall.
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Hey. Happy Calvin Eve.
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Oh, I hope I'm not interrupting
breakfast in bed.
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See? This guy gets it.
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I got a package
you got to sign for.
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All right.
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There you go.
Ah.
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"Handle with care."
[chuckles]
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It's probably
a birthday present.
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Yeah, so you got
any big plans for your...
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Calvin!
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What? The man's at work.
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I didn't want to be rude.
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Who's it from?
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My mom.
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[chuckles]
"Happy birthday to my sweet boy.
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I finally thought of a gift
you couldn't return."
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[laughs]
Yeah, so what is it?
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My dad.
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What? She sent you
your father's ashes?
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Well, Dad, if I were you,
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I'd keep Grandpa
away from your leaf blower.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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So let's see, Dad,
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what else can I tell you?
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I caught you up
on Tina and the boys,
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and how the shop
has had its best year ever.
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So basically, there's nothing
about my life I would change.
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[knocking on door]
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Oh, hey, buddy.
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Okay, one thing.
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I heard your mom sent over
your dad's ashes.
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I just wanted to see
how you were doing.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Dave.
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My dad died a long time ago.
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That's a relief. Calvin Eve
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is one of my favorite holidays
of the year.
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I thought you told
me that Black people
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don't cremate
their loved ones.
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Well, usually they don't,
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but my dad did not want
to waste money on a funeral,
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so in his will he wrote,
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
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save your money and burn me up."
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Sounds like your dad
was pretty funny.
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Man, we had
so much fun together.
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Going to Dodger games,
fixing up classic cars.
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And our favorite
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was going fishing
on Saturday mornings
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off the Santa Monica Pier.
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Ah. You know,
I wish I could've met him.
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I bet we would've gotten along.
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[scoffs]
Hell no.
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You would've driven him nuts.
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He wasn't patient like I am.
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Wha-- Come on, Calvin.
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Of course he would've liked me.
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I mean,
maybe not as much as you,
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but let's face it,
that's impossible.
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Look, Dave,
it's nothing personal,
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but my dad was just a different
kind of dude than you.
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I mean, he was like,
"That dude."
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And more you're like,
"This dude?"
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Okay, well, this dude
wants to change your mind.
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How about tomorrow for your
birthday, me, you and your dad
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go fishing
off the Santa Monica Pier?
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Eh, I don't know, man.
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Well, come on, it'll be fun.
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Just three guys hanging out,
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having a laugh
while holding their rods.
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Yeah, he would've hated you.
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Oh, good, you're all here.
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All right, there's something
we need to talk about.
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If this is about
the dent in your car,
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I swear it was like that
before my skateboard hit it.
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No, this is about
Calvin's birthday,
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but if you find your skateboard
snapped in half,
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it was like that
before I ran over it.
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So, what about Pop's birthday?
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Well, I thought it'd be fun
if we threw him a surprise party
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tomorrow when he and Dave
get home from fishing.
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Ooh, that'll be so much fun.
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Yeah, totally.
Now, this party's gonna be
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a gift from all of us, right?
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So, what do you want us to do?
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Well, I was thinking
about inviting
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a bunch of people over
and surprising him
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with some of his
favorite things.
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Oh, so we all just gonna
leave him alone
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to watch the Laker game and eat
nachos in his sweatpants.
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No. You know,
I mean his favorite food,
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his favorite music,
and most of all,
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his favorite birthday tradition.
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Oh, blowing out his candles
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surrounded by everyone
who loves him?
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No, beating the hell
out of a piñata.
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Yeah. On my tenth birthday,
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he wanted to take a few practice
swings to soften it up for me.
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He hit that thing so hard
we found Tootsie Rolls
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two blocks away.
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So I will be cooking
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all day tomorrow,
so I'm gonna need you guys
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to pick up the decorations,
the piñata and some Turtle Wax.
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Why do we need Turtle Wax?
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It's for Grover.
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If you can put a dent in my car,
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your little butt
can wax it, too.
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Wow.
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This place is great.
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You know, I've never been
to the pier before.
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Oh, yeah, man. My dad and I,
we loved it out here.
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The sound of the
ocean, the salty air,
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and our all-time favorite,
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is watching seagulls
drop a load on people's heads.
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Well, now I know why you told me
not to wear a hat.
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[laughs softly]
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Aw, damn.
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What?
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One of those stupid
street performers
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is standing in
my dad's favorite spot.
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Oh, well, that's no big deal.
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We'll just politely ask
him to move a little.
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You know what? Good idea.
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Beat it, C-3PO,
or you're going for a swim.
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Sorry about that.
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As, uh, someone who failed out
of clown college, mad respect.
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Well, here we are, Dad,
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your favorite fishing spot,
just like back in the day.
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And even if we go home
empty-handed,
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you still caught
something today.
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My undying friendship.
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You know, Dave,
for the last time,
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stop sucking up to my dead dad.
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I'm not sucking up.
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I just, I know how close
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you were to your dad,
and I just like to think
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that we would've gotten along.
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Fine, you know, if it's that
important to you, let's ask him.
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So, Dad,
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now that you've met him,
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what do you think of Dave?
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[seagull screeches]
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[laughs]
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There's your answer.
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All right, all the food
is prepped and ready to go.
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How's it going with decorations?
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Great. I just finished
putting up the banner
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and I'm about to
fill the piñata.
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Where's the candy?Oh, we don't do candy.
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Calvin likes his filled
with beef jerky and cigars.
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He calls it a "mañ-yata."
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Uh-oh.
[chuckles]
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"Uh-oh," what?
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I kind of ate
all the beef jerky.
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You ate an entire pound
of beef jerky?
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Who are you,
Truck Driver Barbie?
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I'm sorry,
I needed something salty
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after I finished the cupcakes.
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Cupcakes? How many did you eat?
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Just two at first. But then
I needed something sweet
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after all that jerky.
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Damn, Gemma. I know you
just started trying,
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but you're eating
like you're already pregnant.
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No, that can't be it.
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It took, like, a year
for us to conceive Grover.
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That doesn't mean anything.
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Pregnancy is like a mañ-yata.
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One good pop and
it's time for cigars.
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You know, I have been
kind of tired lately.
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Ooh. Have you been
nauseous, too?
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What do you think?
I just ate three cupcakes
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and half a dried-up cow.
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I'll tell you what I think.
You're pregnant.
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Oh, my God, you could be right.
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Let's go buy a test.Oh, my gosh, okay.
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Plus, we can pick up
some more beef jerky.
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For the piñata?
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Sure.
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I got to admit, Dave,
this was a good idea.
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Thanks for suggesting it.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
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I'm having a blast.
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I mean, aside from
the second time
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the seagull crapped on me.
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[laughs] Yeah,
I didn't even have to blow out
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any birthday candles
for that wish to come true.
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So, I bet this is bringing
back some good memories
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of you and your dad, huh?
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Oh, yeah. You know, I was
just thinking about this time
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he hooked something huge.
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A crowd had gathered
around us.
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Man, he fought with this thing
for almost an hour,
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and he finally landed it.
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What was it?
A shark? A barracuda?
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[chuckles]
An old tire.
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He had everybody cracking up
when he took a picture with it.
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And then said he was gonna
come back the next week
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and try to catch the whole car.
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Well, he sounds like the kind
of guy who really looked
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on the bright side of things.
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Kind of like
someone else you know.
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Maybe I was wrong.
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Maybe my dad would've liked you.
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Oh, well, thanks, Calvin.
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You know, that means a lot.
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In fact, you know,
the next thing I hook
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is dedicated to your father.
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What the hell, Dave?!
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You just threw my dad
in the ocean!
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O-Okay, all right,
I'm s-- I'm sorry.
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I'm-a go get him.
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Don't be an idiot.
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That's, like,
a 30-foot drop.
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I know, but...
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00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,654
it still feels safer
than staying up here.
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[splashes]
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So, what happened?
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Did you get my dad back?
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Hey, look, Calvin, I'm sorry.
250
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I tried and I tried,
but I just couldn't find him.
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But I did bring you this.
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A corn dog?
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You lose my dad
in the ocean
254
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,726
and you bring me back
a freakin' corn dog?
255
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,293
Okay, I know, I just, I
wasn't thinking straight.
256
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,426
I swallowed a lot of
seawater down there!
257
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,036
[muttering]
258
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,343
I... [grunts]
259
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,481
Okay, look...
260
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,875
you have every right
to be angry, but...
261
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,704
it was an accident, Calvin.
I did not mean to do it.
262
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,750
That's just it, right?
263
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,403
You never mean to do it.
264
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:08,450
But you always find a way
to screw up my damn life.
265
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:11,932
I just jumped 30 feet into
the freezing cold water
266
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,935
to find your dad's ashes.
What else do you want me to do?
267
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,850
You know what I want you to do?
268
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,548
Leave me the hell alone.
269
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,725
Okay, fine.
270
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,684
Treat me like that corn dog.
271
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,643
Something that you love but
you're willing to throw away!
272
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:32,300
Okay-- ooh! Here are
the pregnancy tests.
273
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,215
Oh, my God, there
are so many options.
274
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,695
How do I choose?
275
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,348
Easy. Like this.
276
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,137
All right, let's
get out of here.
277
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,442
I don't want
anyone to see us
278
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,748
before I have a chance
to tell Dave.
279
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,228
Relax. How often do you run
280
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,751
into someone you know
at the drugstore?
281
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,232
Hey-hey, look who's
here! [laughs]
282
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,322
What are you guys doing?
283
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,889
I thought you were
setting up for the party.
284
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,064
[both stammering]
285
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,805
Uh...We-we came to...
286
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,632
uh, uh, to get these!Yep.
287
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:07,074
You're buying adult diapers?
288
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,554
Yeah, I mean,
the party's gonna be so lit.
289
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,426
I don't want to miss
a minute of it.
Yeah!
290
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,733
[both whooping, laughing]
291
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,692
Mom...
292
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,521
why is your basket
full of pregnancy tests?
293
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:23,090
How many kids are you
and Dad trying to have?!
294
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,658
[whispers]:
Just tell 'em.
Just tell 'em.
295
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:31,359
Okay, okay, the truth is...
we think I might be pregnant.
296
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,795
What? That's great.Congratulations...
297
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,231
Yeah, but-but-but shh!
298
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,973
But Dave doesn't know yet,
so you cannot say anything.
299
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,627
Yeah. It's such a big deal.
300
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,672
I don't want him
to think everyone in town
301
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:41,891
knew before he did.
302
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,414
Oh, relax, Gemma,
don't worry about it.
303
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,807
We won't say anything.
304
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,374
And, besides,
who else are you gonna
305
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,810
run into at the drugstore?
306
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,813
Hey, look who's-- ooh!
307
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,423
Who pregnant?
308
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,819
[performer imitating whirring]
309
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,438
Great.
310
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,876
I leave one clown
and run into another one.
311
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,139
[imitating whirring]
312
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,881
Honk, honk.
313
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,883
Not much of a talker, huh?
314
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,145
[imitating whirring]
315
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,107
Well, I wish the guy
that I came with would do that.
316
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,501
But, no, he never shuts up.
317
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:29,330
Every time I turn around, there
he is with that stupid grin
318
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,854
on his face,
always yapping about...
319
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,509
"Hey, let's go
to the farmers market.
320
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,380
"Let's go to pottery class.
321
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,208
How about we grow
matching man buns?"
322
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,470
[imitating whirring]
323
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:44,040
See? Even you get it.
324
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,433
And you're
a grown man pretending
325
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,609
to be a robot for spare change.
326
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:52,483
The guy just never knows
when to quit, man.
327
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,790
He's always pushing me
into doing things
328
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,487
I really don't want to do.
329
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,446
And it always goes bad.
330
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,404
Uh, like going camping.
331
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,232
Almost got eaten
by a bear.
332
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,931
And... and then there
was the car show
333
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,584
where I ended up stranded
334
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,325
in the desert
with a serial killer.
335
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,719
[imitating whirring]
336
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,896
Exactly.
337
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,506
That maniac would've
turned my skin
338
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,682
into the world's
sexiest tracksuit.
339
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,904
Yeah, hey, actually,
that was pretty funny, man.
340
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,906
Yeah, I guess
it hasn't been all bad.
341
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,996
I mean, we went
to an escape room,
342
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,129
we went skydiving.
343
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,652
Believe it or not,
344
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:33,873
we actually make
a pretty dope breakdance crew.
345
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,051
Hey, careful.
346
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,227
You don't want
none of this, boy.
347
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,837
[laughs]
348
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,883
[grunting rhythmically][imitating whirring]
349
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,329
[exclaims]
350
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,857
Maybe I've been too hard
on the guy.
351
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,294
I probably should
go talk to him.
352
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,688
Thanks a lot, man. I owe you.
353
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,734
Oh, yeah, sure, man.
354
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,693
I got you.
355
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,390
There you go.
356
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,479
Looking good, buddy.
357
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,877
Okay, I only had enough pee
for three sticks.
358
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,358
I think all the salt in
that jerky dehydrated me.
359
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,882
Ooh, this is so exciting!
360
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,101
I know.
361
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,668
I can't believe
I might be a big brother.
362
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,888
Oh, G-man, it's the best.
You always have somebody
363
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,760
to hang out with, somebody to
talk to when you need a friend.
364
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,198
And best of all,
when they get on your nerves,
365
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,374
you get to fart on their head.
366
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,899
You did that when
you were little?
367
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,770
No, man, he did that
this morning.
368
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:49,774
Look, something's starting
to happen on this one.
369
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,038
What's it say?
370
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,909
Negative.
371
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,564
It's okay, Gemma,
you just started trying.
372
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,174
You'll have
plenty of time to...
373
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,481
Wait, wait, wait, this
one says positive![gasps]
374
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,396
Boom! I knew my girl
was knocked up!
375
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,006
I knew it!
I knew it!
376
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,051
Hang on.
377
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,922
Hang on, Tina.
378
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,446
We don't know which
one of these is right.
379
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,058
Which makes the third one
the tiebreaker.
380
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,582
Oh. Okay, okay. Oh!
381
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,149
I'm starting
to see something.
382
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,498
Yeah, me, too.
383
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,195
Oh, God, I'm so nervous
I have to pee!
384
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,980
Damn it, bladder,
make up your mind!
385
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,635
Well, I don't know about
your bladder, Gemma,
386
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,594
but this test just decided...
387
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,075
...you are pregnant!
388
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,902
[all cheering]
389
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,035
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna have a baby!
390
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,864
Oh! I'm gonna have
a little niece or nephew.
391
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,345
And I'm gonna have
someone to fart on!
392
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,743
Hey, man. You packing up?
393
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,615
Yeah, I thought
I'd better get out of here
394
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,095
before I accidentally
throw anyone else's
395
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,748
loved ones off the pier.
396
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:55,057
Yeah, look, about that,
man, I just came back here
397
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,450
to say that, uh...
398
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,451
Oh, hey, Calvin,
you hooked something.
399
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,322
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
400
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,063
Oh, man.
401
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,586
It seems like something big.
402
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,197
You need any help?
403
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,850
[chuckles]
Are you kidding me?
404
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,983
There's not a fish
in the ocean strong enough to--
405
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,507
Whoa!Don't-don't worry, Calvin,
I got, I got you.
406
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,467
Uh, uh, Dave, it's...Okay, you're right,
you're right.
407
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,077
Yeah, like that.
408
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,470
Whew.Hey...
409
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,341
Calvin...
410
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,821
I'm so sorry.
411
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,301
Look, if I had
any idea that today
412
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,650
was gonna turn out
the way that it did,
413
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,304
I never would've
suggested coming here.
414
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,088
Yeah, I know, man.
415
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,698
And you were right.
416
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,613
I am always messing
things up for you.
417
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,876
So from now on,
I'll leave you alone.
418
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,096
Nah, you don't
have to do that.
419
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,968
I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
you do get on my nerves,
420
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:39,884
like a gnat in my ear
with a bullhorn, but...
421
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,018
I mean...
422
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,107
we do have fun
sometimes, too.
423
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,805
Well, that's nice of you to say,
but you don't have to.
424
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,504
I know I don't have to,
but it's true.
425
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,375
All right, you got me
to try some things
426
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,203
that I didn't think
I'd like, but I did.
427
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:57,641
And I got to say, it's cool
to have a friend like that.
428
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,731
Oh, please tell me this is
leading to matching man buns.
429
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,821
You say "man bun"
one more time
430
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,650
and you're going swimming
with that corn dog.
431
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,566
Hey, look, Calvin.
432
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,438
You're a really
good friend, too.
433
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,179
You know, you're funny,
you're always honest.
434
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:16,138
And no matter what happens,
you always have my back.
435
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,837
Well... that's what real
friends do for each other.
436
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,449
Come on, Calvin,
bring it in.
437
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,494
Oh, Dave, Dave!Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry!
438
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,149
My bad.
Whoa.
439
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,759
This thing is big.
440
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,544
All right, come on, let's
start reeling it in.
441
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,936
Oh, man, it's heavy.Yeah.
442
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,895
What do you think it is?I have no idea.
443
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,027
But if it's anything illegal
like a dolphin,
444
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,986
I'm turning you in
for the reward.
445
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,509
All right, come on.
446
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,120
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
447
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,949
[both grunt]
448
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,779
[laughs]What?
449
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,739
Are you kidding me?
450
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,045
All that
and it's just a tire?
451
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,222
Don't you get it, man?
It's not just a tire.
452
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,527
What is it?
453
00:18:57,571 --> 00:19:00,487
It's a message from my dad.
454
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,054
It's his way of telling me
that he's happy here.
455
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:07,842
He's saying it's his
perfect final resting place.
456
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,586
And I put him there.
457
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,415
I knew we'd be friends.
458
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,981
[laughing]
459
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,418
Come on, man, that's enough
fishing for the day.
460
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,985
Let's go home, buddy.All right.
461
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,207
Are you taking that
as a memory of your dad?
462
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,687
No.
463
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,515
You see how much tread
is left on this thing?
464
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,386
I'm selling this at my shop.
465
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,567
Okay, everybody,
it's mañ-yata time!
466
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,961
[all cheering, whooping]
467
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:42,442
Okay, y'all better watch...[all clamoring]
468
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,749
I'm playing, man. Y'all better
watch out though, step back.
469
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,708
'Cause I am about
to go whack-ass
470
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,840
on this jackass!
471
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,888
[all exclaiming]
472
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,023
This is so much fun.
473
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,896
Did you see Calvin's face
when he saw everyone was here?
474
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,811
Yeah, I haven't seen him
that surprised
475
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,379
since... well, when I threw
his dad into the ocean.
476
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,685
[laughs]
477
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,210
You know, Calvin's
not the only one
478
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,647
who's getting
a surprise today.
479
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,910
What do you mean?
480
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,221
Is that what
I think it is?
481
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,223
Surprise.
482
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,963
Wait...
483
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,661
You're pregnant?
484
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,403
I know it happened
faster than we expected,
485
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,187
but are you happy?
486
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,797
Are you kidding me?
487
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:36,844
Th-th-- this is one of
the happiest moments of my life.
488
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,676
Can I tell everyone?
489
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,940
Of course. Why do you
think I told you first?
490
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,377
Hey, guys, I've got some...
491
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,858
Oh![all gasping, groaning]
492
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,077
Oh, man, you-you okay?
493
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,776
Yeah, but I think I might
be done at two kids.
494
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,827
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