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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Dave.
Hey, Gemma.
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We just came from
the farmers market.
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Buckle up,
persimmon season came early.
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Or as I like to call them,
apples with attitude.
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You want to try one?No, thanks.
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I had enough attitude
from my employees today.
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I'll be damned if
I get it from a fruit.
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Did something happen
at the shop?
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Yeah, another one
of our mechanics quit
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to go work
at Motor Boys,
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so this month alone we're down
a Rudy and two Julios.
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I mean, Julio I get,
that guy was never loyal,
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but Julio?
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I thought
we were friends.
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That's awful.
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Yeah. Why do you think
they left?
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They don't like the way
Calvin treats them.
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What are you talking about?
They love me.
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I'm the world's best boss.
It says so on my coffee mug.
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You're using the mug I gave you.
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And you thought
it was a dumb gift.
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Yes, because you
don't work for him.
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All I'm saying, Calvin,
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is you need to treat the guys
with more respect.
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I respect them.
It's not my fault
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they're too stupid
to understand.
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Okay. If we lose
one more mechanic,
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we're basically
a car wash.
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You know,
I can help you guys.
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This is exactly
what I do for my job.
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You work
at a car wash?
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No, I'm a conflict
mediator.
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I can go into your shop, talk
to your employees, and come up
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with ways that you can improve
your relationship with them.
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GEMMA:
He's really good.
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At the last school I worked at,
he settled a dispute
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between the football team
and the marching band.
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The football team
was beating up the band geeks?
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No, the other
way around.
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Our flute section
was gangsta.
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You know, baby, I think
we should let Dave help us.
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Fine, but if you
screw this up,
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I'm going flute section
on your ass.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Oh, perfect.
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On time for dinner, but too late
to help set the table.
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God is good.
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Yeah, God had nothing
to do with it.
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I saw you peeking
through the window.
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Yeah, and I saw you stick your
finger in the mashed potatoes.
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You want to dance?
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Shh.
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Hey, what's up, boys?Hey, what's up, Pop?
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Yo, I heard
Julio quit.
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Uh, yeah, the hell
with that guy.
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No, I meant Julio.
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Yeah, I'm really gonna miss him.
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Oh, hey, Dave.
What's with the clipboard?
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Well, before I sit down
with your employees,
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I came by to see
what you had to say.
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Oh, here's what I have to say:
bye, Dave.
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Come on, Pop, you told Mom you
were gonna take this seriously.
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Yeah, besides that,
you know he's not going away.
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DAVE:
He's right. I'm not.
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Fine. Come on, man,
let's get this over with.
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Okay, first question:
what three words
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best describe
your leadership style?
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World's best boss.
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The mug says it,
and I agree.
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Okay, uh, if that's
how you feel,
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what do you think the root
of the problem is at the shop?
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That's easy, everyone else.
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Okay, I think I'm getting
a clearer picture
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of what the problem is.
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Yeah, and the picture
looks like this.
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Ha!
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Why the hell do your fingers
smell like mashed potatoes?
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Ooh!
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You know what?
Pop, y-you just afraid
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that people gonna say
bad stuff about you.
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Yeah, you know,
the truth.
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No. No, the problem is
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that no one understands I'm not
their friend, I'm their boss.
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If they want a friend,
they need to go on the Facebook.
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You know, Calvin, you don't need
to be their friends.
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Just 'cause you're their boss
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doesn't mean you can't have a
healthy relationship with them.
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I have a healthy relationship
with them.
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I'm like a loving father
that they're afraid of.
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Move, potato fingers, go.
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Ooh.
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Isn't that the cute girl that
moved in upstairs from you?
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Yeah, Keira.
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All right. Did you
ask her out yet?
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Yes, every morning
in my mirror.
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Well, have you done it
in front of somebody
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that's not wearing
Star Warspajamas?
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I can't, man.Why not, Marty?
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She makes me nervous.
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I get all mixed up and
tongue-tied around her.
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Well, you better get untied
because...
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here she comes.Oh, no! How much wood
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could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Hi, Marty.: Hi. Hey, Keira.
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Uh, you brother
my Malcolm, remember?
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Yeah, hi.
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So I see you got your mail.
You've got mail!
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Yeah, too bad
it's all bills.
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I've got student loans!
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It's funny
'cause she's in debt.
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You've got no money!
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Okay, well,
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I'll see you guys later.
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You're gonna
die alone.
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All right, guys, I'm here
to talk to you about ways
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Calvin and Tina can make this
a respectful atmosphere,
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productive workplace,
and most importantly,
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a safe space.
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Oh, a question. Yes?
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Yeah, are we getting paid
for this?
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Yes, you are.
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Great. Can you start
from the top again?
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Okay, basically, I'm gonna
ask you some questions
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about your issues and concerns.
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But won't we get in trouble
for what we say?
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No, because everything you say
will be strictly confidential,
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so none of you
have to worry
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about any of this getting back
to Tina or Calvin.
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Hey, hey, everybody!
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Cal-Calvin,
what are you doing here?
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Oh, I'm just bringing
some doughnuts for my boys.
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There is no "I" in "team,"
but there is one
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in "I love you guys."
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Uh, Calvin, I'm-I'm trying
to talk to your employees.
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Dave, I don't have employees.
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These guys are basically
like family.
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How's your wife, Norm?
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I'm not married.
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Well, too bad because
you're a real catch.
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Calvin, i-if this is gonna work,
you can't be here.
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Okay, all right, I'm gonna go,
all right? Hey, uh,
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quick update, guys,
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I just voted for
Employee of the Month,
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and congratulations,
you all won!
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Oh, you're not Keira.
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What was your first clue?
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That I'm not a woman or that
I'm talking to you?
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Well, for your information,
that's about to change.
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Oh, you finally asked her out?
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Better. I've devised an
elaborate plan to lure her
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to my apartment, where I'll be
on my own turf, and therefore,
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more comfortable
to ask her out.
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I call it
"Operation Date Keira."
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Yeah, that sounds
more to me like
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"Operation Restraining Order."
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No, trust me, man,
it's foolproof.
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This morning I put a piece
of my mail in her mailbox,
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which she will feel compelled
to return to me,
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and if she doesn't,
she's committed a felony,
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and I'm not interested.
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Marty, that is the dumbest
idea I've ever heard,
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and that includes Pop's plan
to buy a mannequin
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so he can ride
in the carpool lane.
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Dumb you say?
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That was the sound
of the elevator,
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and I hear the sound
of beautiful little footsteps.
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And here we go.
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Yeah, would you
look at that,
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you got jury duty.
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Ugh, what is
taking so long?
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I can't even believe
I'm about to say this,
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but when is Dave gonna get here?
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Baby, relax.
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Why are you so stressed out
about Dave's report?
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Because it's gonna be
full of lies about me.
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And if it says that I called
Norm a certain name,
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I didn't do it.
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And everybody laughed.
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Baby, you created
this situation,
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and now you have to deal
with the consequences.
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Like the time
that cop pulled you over
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for driving
with that mannequin.
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Well, they wouldn't have
pulled me over
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if the mannequin was white.
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Oh, stop.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, come on in.Hey, Dave.
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So, uh, how'd it go
down at the shop?
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Really well, and you were right
about Norm.
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How is that guy single?
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Okay, so how
do we do this?
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Well, I usually start
by explaining my methodology
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and how I arrived
at my findings.
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Yeah, sounds good. We're not
gonna do any of that. Come on.
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All right, uh, well,
here's what I found:
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after numerous interviews,
it's clear that your employees
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have serious issues with...
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Norm's a liar!
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Okay, babe, relax.
I-I thought we agreed
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that we would accept
whatever Dave says, right?
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Well, I'm-I'm glad
you feel that way, Tina,
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because the complaints
weren't about Calvin,
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they were about you.
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What?
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You heard the man, Tina.
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Those idiots love me.
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Seriously?
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I'm the problem?
Calvin yells at everybody
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and calls them names,
and they blame me?
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It's funny
how that works, huh?
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Okay,
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okay, okay, tell me exactly
what these egg-sucking, two-bit,
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no-good punks said.
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Well, surprise, surprise,
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they find you to be
a little insulting.
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Fascinating. Go on.
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Okay, well, uh,
in general,
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they feel like
you don't respect their work
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and sometimes
can be a little unfair.
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Oh, my God. I mean,
I-I feel horrible.
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I mean, I would never--
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Give me that.
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I'm sorry, Tina.
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These interviews have got
to stay confidential.
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I took an oath.
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Really?
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Well, it's not an official one,
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but I made up my own
and I take it very seriously.
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You know, I respect that, Dave.
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Just like I respect
our employees at work.
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Ah.
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You are just loving this,
aren't you?
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Well-well, come on, Tina.
This isn't about me.
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This is about the shop.
And how mean you are there.
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Okay, look, the best
thing to do at this point
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is for me to sit down with the
two of you and your mechanics
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and figure out some adjustments
that Tina can make.
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This is unbelievable!
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Look, come on, babe,
all joking aside,
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we cannot afford
to lose any more mechanics.
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So for the good of the shop,
you got to do this.
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You're right, baby.
You're right.
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If it's for the good
of the shop--
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Give me that!
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I took an oath!
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Yo, yo, yo.
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What's up, man?
What you doing here?
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00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,487
Oh, I just came to
get some supplies
251
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:49,056
for the next phase of
Operation Date Keira.
252
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,579
Come on, Marty. I told you
253
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,537
you are making this
way too complicated.
254
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,887
No, I heard what you
said, which is why
255
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,453
I made this one
way more simple.
256
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,587
All I need is a tennis
racket and a frozen turkey.
257
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,635
You do realize
if I hear any more,
258
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,725
I will have to testify
against you.
259
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:09,772
Okay, I... I know I'm
being a little crazy,
260
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,948
but I'm-I'm not
like you, Malcolm.
261
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,515
You could talk to girls
about anything.
262
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:16,431
I got two subjects:
science and science fiction.
263
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:19,782
Marty,
you're just making excuses, man.
264
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,742
A-And all these ridiculous plans
are just half measures.
265
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,135
If you really want
to go out with this girl,
266
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:28,443
you just have to go all the way
and ask her out.
267
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:31,141
Okay. You're right.
268
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,664
All the way it is.All right.
269
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,449
I'll see you later.
270
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:37,626
Although, I could hire a
roller-skating mime to go to...
271
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:38,583
Marty.
272
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,629
Fine.
273
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,196
I'll save that for the proposal.
274
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,034
Hey, Tina.
275
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,818
Dave told me about the report.
276
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,646
How are you doing?Terrible.
277
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,517
I feel so bad about
what's going on at the shop.
278
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:02,390
I could really use
my girl's shoulder to cry on.
279
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,608
I'm not giving you the folder.
280
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,785
Damn it!
281
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,743
Come on, Tina.
Finding out who said what
282
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,832
isn't gonna make you
feel any better.
283
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,923
Who said anything about
feeling better? I want revenge!
284
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,883
Look, I get it. You're
hurt, you're angry,
285
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,798
you're looking around for
the folder, which isn't here.
286
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,497
Come on, Gemma.
You know, I've been up all night
287
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,325
thinking about this,
and I think I finally realized
288
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,543
what's going on here.
289
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,545
Really? What?Sexism.
290
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,764
Think about it.
291
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,114
I am a female boss
in a shop full of men,
292
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,204
and-- huh-- what a shocker,
I'm the problem.
293
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,554
Wow. I hadn't
thought about that.
294
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,556
Come on.
You are a school principal
295
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,516
with a bunch of male employees
who work under you.
296
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,518
You know they don't treat you
with the same respect.
297
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,389
I know.
298
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,739
I've had to deal with them
calling me "bossy,"Mm.
299
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,785
"demanding," "bootylicious."
300
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,178
What?
301
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:55,225
Actually, that was Ms. Nelson,
the P.E. teacher.
302
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,532
So you know what I'm saying.I do.
303
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:58,663
So you're with me?Yeah.
304
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,230
Sisters in arms?
Hell yeah!
305
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,667
Oh, God, I'm so lucky
to have you as a friend.
306
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,755
I'm still not
giving you the folder.
307
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,019
Damn it!
308
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,979
Hey. There's Keira.
309
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,415
Now's your chance
to ask her out.
310
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,895
No, man. Now's not the time.
311
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,462
Our food's gonna get cold.
312
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,247
Marty, we have frozen yogurt.
313
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,120
Okay. You're right.
314
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,643
No more half measures.
315
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:22,687
All right.
316
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,083
Hey, Keira.
317
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,432
Oh, hey, Marty.
318
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:29,912
Did you get the mail
I put under your door?
319
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,479
What? That was you? Oh.
320
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,002
Well, on behalf
of the U.S. justice system,
321
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,222
you are guilty of being
a good neighbor.
322
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,487
Uh, so, um...
323
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:43,839
I was thinking,
maybe Friday night,
324
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,147
you and I could go out on a date
together. All the way.
325
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,324
Uh, to-to a restaurant.
326
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,152
That's so sweet,
327
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,850
but I actually have
a boyfriend back in Houston.
328
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,157
Oh-- uh, uh, right, of course.
329
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,680
Of course. Uh...
330
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,551
"Houston, we have a boyfriend."
331
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,729
But if it's okay with you,
332
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,253
I'd love to be friends.
333
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,950
Absolutely.
334
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,648
I love friends. Almost as much
as I love the TV show.
335
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,434
I'm kind of a black Chandler.
336
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,915
Okay, well, I'll see you later.Okay.
337
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,396
Aw, man, she has a boyfriend?
338
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,616
Yep. She wants to be friends.
339
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,445
I'm sorry, little bro.
That's a real bummer.
340
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,577
Are you kidding? I'm in.
341
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,493
It may have taken seven seasons,
but Monica married Chandler.
342
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,106
Could this be a better day?
343
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,764
Okay, everyone, this session is
for healing and moving forward.
344
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,637
No one should feel threatened
or under attack.
345
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,905
Okay-- Hey, guys, listen,
346
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,690
Tina's gonna say a few words,
347
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:57,260
and I'll just sit back and take
a sip from my favorite mug.
348
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:04,093
Okay, well, let me start
by saying that I am sorry.
349
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,096
It was not my intention
to make anyone uncomfortable.
350
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,317
It's just, as a boss,
it's challenging
351
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,755
to work with a bunch
of whiny-ass babies!
352
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,714
DAVE:
O-Okay.
353
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,803
In-in my professional
opinion, I think
354
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,762
we should focus
on the words "I'm sorry"
355
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:24,548
rather than every word
that came after that.
356
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,942
TINA:
No, no, no, no.
357
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,596
I'm sorry all right.
358
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,381
Sorry that I am surrounded
by a bunch of male chauvinists
359
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,819
who can't stand having
a woman as their boss.
360
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,996
You got it all wrong.
361
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,301
I don't care
that you're a woman.
362
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,781
Yeah, neither do I.
363
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,871
I mean, Julio did,
but Julio set him straight.
364
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,004
Babe, come on, now.
365
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,223
We're trying to save
our business here.
366
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,660
So just admit
that you're the problem
367
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,228
like I admitted that I wasn't.
368
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,058
You know, I don't
believe y'all.
369
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,017
Just because you say
you're not a sexist
370
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,844
doesn't mean that you're not.
371
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:02,064
I'm not a sexist. I just
didn't think it was fair
372
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,761
that you docked my
pay last month.
373
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,460
Lenny, you broke
the hydraulic jack.
374
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,419
Calvin wanted to fire you.
I talked him out of it.
375
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,073
You was gonna
fire me for that?
376
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,554
It had sentimental value.
377
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,252
I changed Quincy Jones's tire
with that jack.
378
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,819
Wow.
379
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,299
Okay, but what about
380
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,910
when you made us
work overtime for a week?
381
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,520
LENNY:
Yeah.
382
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,523
That's because Calvin wanted you
to work on Christmas Day.
383
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,091
I did that so you could be
with your families.
384
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,266
What?
What?
Dang, Calvin.
385
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,268
Hey. Hey!
386
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,879
I was being
culturally sensitive.
387
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,838
Any one of you could be Jewish.
388
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,666
Okay, all right.
389
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,930
You know, I see how this is.
390
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,758
It's not about
sexism at all.
391
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,325
It's Calvin.
392
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,155
That does make way more sense.
393
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,592
Mm-hmm. Right, right, right.
394
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,984
So instead of being mad at me,
395
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,030
you should be mad at
mug man over there.
396
00:17:56,858 --> 00:18:00,122
Tina, be respectful.
This mug was a gift.
397
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,689
NORM:
No, no, no.
398
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:02,951
She's right.
399
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,301
I want to change my answer
to "Calvin."
400
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,824
But can I keep it anonymous?
401
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,698
Sit down.Okay, all right. Well,
402
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,614
Calvin, given this new
and, well, in retrospect,
403
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,877
unsurprising information,
404
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,228
is there anything
you'd like to say?
405
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,056
Yeah.
406
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,972
Dave, you really messed this up.
407
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:27,149
Calvin, these guys have been
with you for a long time.
408
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,891
You really want to lose
them to Motor Boys?
409
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,936
CALVIN:
Okay, look.
410
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,896
Guys, I know that
I can be a tough boss,
411
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,072
but that's because
I care about this place.
412
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,900
And I care about you.
413
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,424
I mean, this isn't some
run-of-the-mill chain
414
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,426
like Motor Boys.
415
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,211
This is a neighborhood shop.
416
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,430
And that's because of the work
that you do.
417
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:51,042
So, now that I hear you,
418
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,959
I'll try to consider
your feelings more.
419
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:58,920
But I think we can all agree
that from here on out,
420
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,357
you're paying for the doughnuts.
421
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,883
TINA: Really?DAVE: O-Okay.
422
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,538
Well, look, Calvin, that's
a step in the right direction.
423
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,454
Fellas, w-what do you say?
424
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,631
S-Sounds fair to us.
425
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:18,200
Good. All right,
well, as a sign of good faith,
426
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,942
why don't you guys take
the rest of the day off?
427
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,073
Okay.
428
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:25,642
We close in ten minutes.
429
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,122
You know what?
You're right. Why bother?
430
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,428
Get back to work.
431
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,603
TINA:
No, no, no.
432
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,605
Don't listen to him.
433
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:35,043
You can all leave now and come
in one hour later tomorrow.
434
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,305
Right, Calvin?
435
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,220
Sure.
436
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,135
Yeah.Thank you.
437
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,789
Thank you.Y'all got it.
438
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,226
Well, all right. Okay.
439
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:48,099
Another business saved,
relationships mended.
440
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,101
You know, it's like
I always say:
441
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:53,670
if everyone just slows down
and takes the time...
442
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,418
This place is a death trap!
443
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,993
So none of the mechanics
were sexist at all?
444
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:15,039
No. In fact,
Terrell loves strong women.
445
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:18,042
He has a giant back tattoo
that says "Mommy."
446
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,958
Aw, that's so sweet.Mm-hmm.
447
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,047
I hope Grover never
ever does that.
448
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,182
Oh, hey, Calvin. I was
wondering where you were.
449
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,663
Well, to say thank you
for what you did at the shop,
450
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,578
I got you a little gift.Oh.
451
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,144
Hey-- You shouldn't have.
452
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:36,060
"World's Best Grandma"?
453
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,978
Don't worry,
you'll grow into it.
454
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,596
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