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All right, Malcolm,
be careful up there.
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Well, don't worry,
Dad. I got him.
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I'm not worried about Malcolm.
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I'm worried about my lights.
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Those are
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practically new.
I bought them on my honeymoon.
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Yeah, which is why every year,
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I get shocked
by these janky wires.
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It's called
Christmas tradition.
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Okay, Marty, it's time
for a moment of truth.
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Plug 'em in.
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Uh...
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first can I grab
some rubber gloves?
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You know, I don't want a repeat
of last year.
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Would you
stop crying?
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Your mustache grew back.
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Okay, here we go.
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Ha, ha!
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One.
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Two.
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Hey, Merry
Christmas, guys.
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Ah, thank God.
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Hey, Dave, what's with the hat
and the scarf, man?
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It's 80 degrees.CALVIN:
Yeah.
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You keep all that on, you're
gonna roast your chestnuts.
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I'm just trying to get
into the Christmas spirit.
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You know, in Michigan,
we'd be having snowball fights,
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going sledding,
building snowmen.
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Boy, do I miss it.
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That's right. Last year,
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you guys spent Christmas
in Kalamazoo.
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And boy, do I miss it.
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Yeah. W-We went back
because of my mom.
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But this year,
we decided to stay here.
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Again, because of my mom.
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I just wish it felt a little
more Christmasy out here.
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Hey, it's plenty
Christmasy out here.
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I mean, just yesterday,
Crackhead Victor tried
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to sell me a dime bag
of mistletoe.
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Uh, you know, Dave,
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if you want
to feel Christmasy,
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uh, why don't you do the honors
and plug in our lights?
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Oh, man, I'd love to!
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Okay, well, now hold on.
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Now, Dave, those shoes
do have a rubber sole, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, then light 'em up!
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Here we go.
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Damn, Dave, you broke my lights.
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And those were practically new.
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All I did was plug 'em in.
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Yeah, but you probably didn't...
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Hey, uh,
don't-don't
worry, Dad.
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Your mustache
will grow back.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Ah. Hey, Santa.
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You know,
you're the only black man
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that can sneak
in people's houses
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and everybody's cool with it.
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DAVE:
Hey, Calvin.
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Heads up. I'm coming in hot!
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Whoa.
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Black Santa, meet White Dave.
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What's cracking, Kringle?
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What's with the scooter?
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It's Grover's Christmas present.
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They're sold out
everywhere. I had to go
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to six different
stores to get one.Oh.
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That reminds me
of when the boys wanted
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a Tickle Me Elmo
for Christmas.
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How many stores you go to?
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None. They could tickle
each other for free.
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All right, well,
I better go hide this
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before Grover
and Gemma get back
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from having their picture
taken with Santa.
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Oh, you didn't
want to go?
No.
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I already got mine.
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I see someone didn't open
their e-mail.
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Can I lick the beaters?
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Sweetie,
the batter has raw eggs in it.
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You could make yourself sick.
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Are you just saying that so
you can keep them for yourself?
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Fine, but I get the one
with more on it.
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TINA:
Hey, Gemma, where
are you, girl?
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In the kitchen!
Quick, hide these.
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There's not enough
batter for all of us.
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Hey, what are
you guys...?
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There's none left!
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Hey, Tina. What's up?
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Well, I came by
to grab those old toys
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for the charity drive at church.
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I'll be damned
if I let Loretta Banks think
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she's a better Christian
than me.
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Oh. They're right here.Awesome.
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Hey, those are mine.Yeah, but if you don't get rid
of your old toys,
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there won't be enough room
for Santa to bring you new ones.
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Well, if it's for the kids.
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So, what are
you guys making?
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Gingerbread men.
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Oh.We make them every year.
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It's our mommy-son
tradition.
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Aw, I miss when my boys were
little. We used to dress up
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in our Christmas sweaters
and make ornaments
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out of Popsicle sticks
and dry pasta.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Yeah, it was, until the year
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that Malcolm crammed macaroni
up Marty's nose.
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Was he okay?
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Oh, yeah. He whistled
when he slept for a while, but,
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you know, as soon as he caught
a cold, he sneezed it right out.
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Well, thanks
again for these.You're welcome.
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Oh, and, uh, by the way,
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I know you two are holding
out on that batter.
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And Santa does, too.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Hey, Calvin! Something
terrible happened.
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I know. I saw
your picture with Santa.
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You were way too big
to be sitting in his lap.
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No, I was robbed.
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Somebody broke into my garage
and took Grover's scooter.
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Whoa. Are you sure?
May-Maybe Gemma moved it.
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No, there was a broken window,
and they ransacked the place.
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My spring sweater collection
is all over the floor!
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So we won't be looking
for anybody in a pink V-neck.
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I can't believe that somebody
would do something like this
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right before the
holidays. I mean,
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what kind of Christmas spirit
do people have around here?
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Okay, hold on now.
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Every neighborhood has
a few knuckleheads.
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I mean, doesn't mean
we don't have Christmas spirit.
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Yeah, well, all I know is,
I don't have a gift for Grover.
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And he doesn't even have
a brother he can tickle!
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Okay. All right,
all right, just relax.
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I think I know where we can go
to get your scooter back.Where?
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The barbershop.
It's where everybody
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in the neighborhood goes
to get information.
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It's like Black Google.
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It's how I found out
Queen Latifah was my cousin.
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Hey, hey, check it out.
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What's all this?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Popsicle sticks,
yarn, macaroni.
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It's back--
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Christmas quality time
with Mom!
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No, man. We are
way too old.
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She wouldn't really
expect us to be...
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There are
my sweet babies.
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Who's ready
to make ornaments with Mommy?
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BOTH:
We are.
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Yes!
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So what's the plan
when we get in there?
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Squeeze 'em 'till
we get the juice?
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What?
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You know, put the screws
on 'em 'till we get the 411.
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Why are you talking
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like a gangster
from the Disney Channel?
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Since everyone in there
already knows you,
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I figured you'd be good
cop, I'll be bad cop.
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Okay, all right, first of all,
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if we want anybody
to help us around here,
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don't say the word "cop."
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And second,
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we got to handle this
delicately, all right?
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Nobody wants
to be labelled a snitch.Okay.
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So, what do you
want me to do?
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Nothing. Just lay back
in the cut like a Band-Aid.
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Got it.
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What does that mean?
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It means, just
sit back and chill
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while I find out
if anybody knows anything.
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Okay. What if no
one's willing to talk?
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Dave, come on.
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These are decent, stand-up guys
that want to do the right thing.
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Plus, if they don't,
I got dirt on all them fools.
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Merry Christmas, everybody.
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ALL:
Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, uh, listen up, y'all.
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My man Dave here...
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Oh, we're losing time!
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I want answers,
and I want 'em now!
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What are you doing?I'm coming out the cut!
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Now, no one is
leaving this room
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until I find out who
took my son's scooter!
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Starting now!
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All right, now listen up. Some
sticky-fingered dirtbag broke
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into my garage and disappeared
my kid's Christmas present.
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So one of you canaries
better start singing
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real quick!
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Look, what Bugsy Malone
is trying to say
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is that he got robbed
last night,
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and we could use some help.
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Sorry, Calvin.
I haven't heard anything.
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How about y'all?
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Okay.
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I see how it is.
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I'll play your little game.
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Somebody talk,
or I'll mess up his hairline!
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Dave, stay away
from Randall's fade
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before you get
your ass whupped.
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Look, we all connected
to the streets.
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Somebody in here
heard something.
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I heard something.See, Dave?
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Black Google-- the World Wide
Web of nosey people.
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What you got, Trey?
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Okay, word is,
James is cheating on his girl.
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What's that got
to do with it?
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I don't know.
I just don't like James.
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Come on, guys.
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This is a kid's Christmas
present we're talking about.
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This is not how we do things
around here.
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I mean, Que,
every Christmas Eve,
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you give away free haircuts
to the homeless.
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And Trey, how many bikes
have we put together for kids
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so they can have something
under their tree?
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Seventy-five.
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76 if you count mine.
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Exactly.
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'Cause in this neighborhood,
we take care of each other.
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Especially during
this time of year.
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So one of you wise-apples
better spill the beans,
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or I'm cracking skulls!
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If nobody talks,
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I'm leaving him here.
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Yo, yo, Calvin,
come here.
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What's up?
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All right, look.
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Now you ain't heard this from
me, but I have a colleague
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that's in the same line
of business as myself.
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Oh, so, a hustler
that sells stolen stuff?
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That's hurtful...
but not untrue.
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Anyway, if anybody's got
your scooter, it's him.
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This is where
you can meet him.
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All right, got it.
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All right, come on,
Dave, let's go.
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Right behind you.
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Oh, and, uh...
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I didn't mean to be so tough
with you guys.
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Sorry if I scared anybody.
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♪ That time of year
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♪ Has come again...
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I thought you said you got
rid of these sweaters.
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I tried, man.
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But for some reason,
they wouldn't burn.
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Okay, I made some hot cocoa,
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just the way
you used to like it.
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Aw.
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This is ridiculous.
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I know. There aren't even
any marshmallows in here.
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Okay, so let's see how
your ornaments are doing.
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Ooh, Malcolm.
252
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,842
You've got the googly-eyes
on your reindeer
253
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,060
centered perfectly.
254
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,845
Yeah.
255
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,978
Now that I'm not six,
I'm not eating the glue, either.
256
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,068
Oh, Marty, what are you
spelling out with your macaroni?
257
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,679
Oh, uh, it says,
258
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,463
"Help."
259
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,076
As in "Santa's little helper"?
260
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,252
Sure.
261
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:30,994
Okay, Ma,
you know what?
262
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,257
This has been fun,
but I think I am done.
263
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,042
Yeah, Mom, me, too.
264
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,913
W-W-Wha-- No.
W-We're just getting started.
265
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,219
You haven't finished
your ornaments
266
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,003
or made the popcorn string
for the tree.
267
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,092
Yeah, I know, Mom, but that's
tuff we did when we were kids.
268
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,920
Yeah, we're too grown
for this.
269
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,269
Well, says who?
270
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,142
Says the man wearing
a Christmas crop top.
271
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,496
Okay, fine.
272
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:55,932
I mean, if you're too grown
273
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,673
to spend time
with your mother,
274
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,807
I'll just go somewhere where
they have Christmas spirit.
275
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,504
GIRL:
Merry Christmas,
Mrs. Butler.
276
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,158
Ah, shut up.
277
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,424
Oh, man, she is mad.
278
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,121
Yeah, I know.
279
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,644
We really screwed up.
280
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:13,950
Yeah.
281
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,778
Hey, you gonna
drink your cocoa?
282
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,476
You touch my cocoa and you're
getting a macaroni up your nose.
283
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,308
This is ridiculous.
284
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:27,050
Jeremiah said the guy would
meet us here over an hour ago.
285
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,923
Right. Because guys who hang out
in back alleys
286
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:33,230
selling stolen goods
are known for being punctual.
287
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,406
Help!
288
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,017
Help me, please.
289
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,802
Somebody just ran off
with my donation bucket.
290
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:43,371
See that? Even Santa
gets jacked around here.
291
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:46,374
C-Can one of you
please call the police?
292
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,768
Oh, yeah.
I-I got you, Santa.
293
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,247
Never mind.
294
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,423
Looks like you're good.
295
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,469
They're not cops!
Open up!
296
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,781
You're the guys
we've been waiting for?
297
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:02,956
That's right.
298
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,045
Welcome to Santa's workshop.
299
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,053
Oh,
look, Grover,
300
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:16,186
you made a little
gingerbread family.
Yeah.
301
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,146
This is me, this is you,
and this is Dad.
302
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,844
Aw. And who are you making
over there, Tina?
303
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,498
Two ungrateful sons.
304
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,372
Not so grown without your legs,
are you?
305
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:32,812
Why don't we lay off the eggnog
for a little bit?
306
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,510
You would think I
deserve one afternoon.
307
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:39,079
Between the two of them,
36 hours of labor.
308
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,908
And Marty was born
with that pumpkin head.
309
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,171
Hey.
That was my dad.
310
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,130
Don't worry, sweetie.
311
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,132
We'll bake your father
a new head.
312
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:52,353
I'm sorry, Gemma,
I'm trippin'.
313
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:55,095
It's okay. We all
trip sometimes.
314
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,227
You know, it's just,
when your kids are little,
315
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,839
you don't realize some
traditions don't go on forever.
316
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:03,103
I know, but at least
you have those memories.
317
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,627
Do you really want to ruin them
for the three of you?
318
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,846
And us.
319
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,242
Mm. Show me which
cookie is you again.
320
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,243
I'm still hungry.
321
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,380
So what are you
gentlemen interested in
322
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,034
this holiday season?
323
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,471
Electronics? Jewelry?
324
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,299
Maybe a pet?
325
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,042
You got animals in there?
326
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,652
Not at this location.
327
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:33,263
But I can have a kangaroo here
in 20 minutes.
328
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:36,353
I'm not interested
in kangaroos.
329
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,572
At least not right now.
330
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,749
I'm looking for
a stolen scooter.
331
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,142
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't use
332
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,665
the word "stolen" around here.
333
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,319
Santa's on probation.
334
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,190
We're done here.
335
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,931
H-H-Hold on, hold on.
336
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,541
What-What my friend meant
337
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,674
is that we're looking
for a scooter
338
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:57,461
that may have recently
fallen off Santa's sleigh.
339
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,899
Okay.
340
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,117
You're in luck.
341
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,858
I just got one in
this afternoon.
342
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,338
Hold on.
343
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,601
I think it's in
"sporting goods."
344
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,345
See, Dave? I told you
we'd get your scooter back.
345
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,824
Great.
346
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:16,002
I have to buy back a scooter
that I already paid for.
347
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,525
Look, I hear you.
348
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,831
But won't it all be worth it
on Christmas morning
349
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,746
when you see the look
on Grover's face?
350
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,271
SANTA:
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
351
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,230
What is that?
352
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,318
It's your scooter.
353
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,712
Every kid wants one of these.
354
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:35,064
Are you kid-- Santa,
that is not my scooter.
355
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,545
All right, Dave,
it's not the exact one,
356
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:41,070
but Grover will never grow out
of this one.
357
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,334
You know, I knew this was
a waste of time.
358
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,336
All right, look.
359
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,859
We'll just go back
to the barbershop...
360
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,557
No, Calvin,
it's Christmas Eve,
361
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,211
and I don't have
a gift for my son.
362
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,387
No more barbershops,
363
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,866
no more sketchy alleys,
364
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:58,174
no more Santas and
their stolen kangaroos.
365
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,829
Hey, I came by
those kangaroos honestly.
366
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,311
Hey, uh...
367
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,922
Just window shopping here,
but much would one
368
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,707
of them mid-size marsupials
go for?
369
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,152
Oh, hey, boys.
370
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,415
You know, I just
wanted to, um...
371
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,070
What are you doing?
372
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,941
Finishing up
our ornaments.
373
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,116
Yeah. See?
374
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,163
"We're so" what?
375
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,426
Oh, uh, it's supposed to say
"We're sorry"
376
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:35,864
but I lost circulation
in my arms and I had to stop.
377
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,302
You know what?
378
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,217
I'm the one who
should be sorry.
379
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,741
You're right,
you're both adults,
380
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:46,309
and I shouldn't force you
to do what you don't want to.
381
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:49,399
Mom, it's not that we don't like
celebrating Christmas with you.
382
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,836
Yeah, but maybe we can figure
out some new traditions.
383
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:55,275
Ones that are more age
and, uh, size appropriate.
384
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,408
Like what?
385
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,280
I don't know.
We could go down to Ernie's bar,
386
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,064
do a little Christmas karaoke.
387
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,805
Oh, that sounds good to me.
388
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,373
Well, you know, I wouldn't
mind a holiday cocktail.
389
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,332
Gemma's eggnog
is all egg and no nog.
390
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,815
Okay, so what do you say?
391
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,338
Do we have a new tradition?
392
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,384
I would love that.
393
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,038
Well, all right.
Let's do it.
394
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,430
Come on.
Let's go.
395
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,084
Yeah.
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
396
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,651
Let me get these scissors.
397
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,653
I got to cut off
those tight-ass sweaters.
398
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,356
I'm sorry, Dave.
399
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,445
I really thought this would
have ended differently.
400
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,317
I mean, you with
your scooter back,
401
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,797
and me with a pet I could box.
402
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:44,498
Yeah, I'm just disappointed.
403
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,890
Yeah, me, too.
404
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,327
I really wanted to help make
405
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:50,417
Grover's first Christmas here
special.
406
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,333
Oh, hey, it's the
guys from the shop.
407
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,988
Hey, fellas.
What y'all doing here?
408
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,426
We came to bring you this.
409
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,341
Oh, it's my scooter.
410
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,952
Yeah, we tracked it down
after you left the shop.
411
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,085
Yeah, Calvin, we heard what
you said about the holidays.
412
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,434
Yeah, it made me think back
413
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,653
to that year when
the neighborhood chipped in
414
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,481
so I could spend Christmas
with my family.Oh, yeah.
415
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,830
That bail wasn't cheap.
416
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,137
Like you said, Calvin,
417
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,573
we got to look out
for each other,
418
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,053
especially this time of year.
419
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,360
Well, all right.
420
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:23,102
I don't want to overstate it,
421
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,104
but looks like
I saved Christmas.
422
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:29,760
Oh, man, I-I don't know how
I can thank you guys.
423
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,762
This is the best gift
a guy could get.
424
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,895
Merry Christmas, Dave.
425
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,071
Eh, so where'd you guys
get this?
426
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,119
Oh, now, Dave,
that is one question
427
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,729
Black Google won't answer.
428
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,689
Thank you.
Yeah.
429
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,309
Hey, Dave, come on outside!
430
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,834
Whoa, snow.
431
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,141
Like back
in Michigan.
432
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,274
Calvin, what is all this?
433
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,623
I told you, I wanted to make
434
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,451
your first Christmas here
special.
435
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:11,150
Aw, Merry Christmas, Tina.
436
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,154
Hey, what'd you guys
end up doing last night?
437
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,243
Well, we started a new
Butler Christmas tradition.
438
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,983
Yeah. Karaoke, drinking,
439
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,116
and finding out Mom
is great at darts.
440
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,511
Yeah, she's not just great,
she's a hustler.
441
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,295
She took me
for almost 50 bucks.
442
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,254
Ooh.Well, you're the one
443
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,560
who said you were a grown-up.
Take it like a man.
444
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,043
Calvin, this is amazing.
445
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,740
W-Where'd you get
the snow machine?
446
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,047
Well, after you got
your scooter back,
447
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,528
I paid another visit
to Santa's workshop.
448
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,791
The kangaroos
were all sold out,
449
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,619
so I got this snow machine.
450
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,841
Thanks, buddy.
451
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:51,842
Merry Christmas.
452
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,975
Merry Christmas, bud.
453
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:57,457
So what do you say?
Snowball fight?
454
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,545
Ah, no.
455
00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,894
That's for the kids, man.
456
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,417
All right.
457
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,423
Hey.
458
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,817
What can I say?
I'm a kid at heart.
459
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:16,476
♪ This Christmas, fireside's
460
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,826
♪ Blazing bright
461
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,568
♪ We're caroling
462
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,135
♪ Through the night
463
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:28,923
♪ And this Christmas will be
464
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,926
♪ A very special Christmas
465
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,493
♪ For me...
466
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,020
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