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MALCOLM:
Hey, Pop.
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How was bowling?
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Terrible.
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I threw the game-winning strike.
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Why is that bad?
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Because my partner Ernie
sprained his wrist
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giving me a high five.
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What kind of clown celebrates
with his rolling hand?
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Yeah, you know,
everybody knows
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that it's either finger pistols
or a delicate...
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hip bump.
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Anyway, it's too late for me
to find another partner,
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so I'm gonna have to forfeit
the championship game.
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Well, I could be your partner.
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Like I said, I'm gonna have to
forfeit the championship game.
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Calvin, I'm serious,
I'm pretty solid.
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You know, back in high school,
I spent every Saturday night
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bowling with my mom and...
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and her special friend Rick.
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Wait, what you mean,
her boyfriend?
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No.
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They just hung out
and had sleepovers.
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Oh. Okay. Yeah.
Oh. Okay.
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Look, man,
I appreciate the offer,
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but I'm going up against the
toughest team in the league.
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Ah, come on, Pop.
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You've lost to them for
four years in a row now.
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At least this year if you lose,
you can blame Dave.
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Rick always did.
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You know what, fine.
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Practice starts tomorrow.
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Yes.
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Time to start warming up
the glutes.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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This is exciting.
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It's like I'm at the NBA Finals
with LeBron.
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Not 'cause you're black;
'cause you're good.
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And I'm with Weird Al.
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Not because you're white;
because you're weird.
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So you only come
to cheer Calvin on?
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You don't bowl with him?
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Gemma, there
are two things
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that Tina Butler
doesn't do:
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wear rented shoes
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and stick her fingers in
other people's balls.
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No.
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And just like that,
I no longer bowl either.
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So we're gonna
go get some snacks.
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You guys want something?
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Ooh, some nachos would be great.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You haven't earned it yet.
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Nachos are for winners.
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Ooh, nachos
sound good to me.
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Well, that's because you
haven't seen the hands
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of the man that
makes the nachos...
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Please, Tina,
you already ruined bowling.
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Don't take nachos
from me, too.
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All right.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
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Dave, I thought you said
you knew how to bowl?
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Oh...
you mean like this?
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Ha, ha!
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Stee-rike!
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Well, all right!
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You canbowl.
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Yeah. Tell that to Rick.
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Hey, this isn't
the snack bar.
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Gemma, as a
Christian woman,
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I cannot let you
eat those nachos.
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This is why we're here.
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Dance Floor Party?
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I used to love this game.
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Check out the high scores.
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T-Booty, T-Booty,
T-Booty, T-Booty.
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Oh, my God!
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You're T-Booty.
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The "T" stands for Tina, and
the "Booty" speaks for itself.
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So you want to play?
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Oh, no.
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It's been forever.
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I don't want to embarrass myself
in front of your famous booty.
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Oh, come on. Who cares?
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It's just us. There's nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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Okay.
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But you might not want
to stand near me.
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When I get going, I lose
track of my elbows.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Time for the dance party!
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Come on, girl,
don't be shy.
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Throw them 'bows!
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Come on.
There you go.
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Hey, big brother.
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Why do you always come here
to do laundry?
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Your building has a washer
and dryer.
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What's wrong with
you, Malcolm?
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I can't ask Mama to drive
all the way over there
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to do my laundry.
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Oh, whoa-ho-ho.
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Those kicks are fire.
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I know, they are
limited editions.
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From the ankle down,
I'm fly as hell.
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Limited editions?
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Aren't you the one always
ragging on people
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for blowing their money
on frivolous things?
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Oh, man,
that was Broke Malcolm.
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You're talking
to Money Malcolm.
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Nice to meet you.
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It's nice to
meet you, too.
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Tell Broke Malcolm I'll
see him again next week.
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Look, stop hating.
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Now that I'm making some money,
I deserve a few nice things.
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Well, yeah, but if you ever
want to move out of here,
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you should start
investing your money.
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What you mean,
like in stocks?
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No, thanks. Money Malcolm
is about stacks.
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Are those all singles?
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Maybe.
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I'm not talking
about stocks, man.
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The real money's in
cryptocurrency--
like Bitcoin.
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Oh, I don't trust
that Internet money, man.
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Seems like a scam.Oh, well,
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last week
I tripled my investment.
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Well, then you hold this.
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I'm-a look for quarters
in the couch.
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Boom!
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Three in a row!
That deserves a hip bump.
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Well, get your skinny ass
over here and get to bumping.
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LaTonya,
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is that Calvin Butler?
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Sure is.
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And it looks like he's dancing
with his accountant.
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Uh, Calvin,
who are they?
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Those are the Pink Ladies.
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That's who we're playing
for the championship.
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They're the most vicious team
in the league?
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Don't let the pink fool you.
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If the devil bowled a 210
and wore a girdle,
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that's what he'd look like.
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210? You better
try 235, sucker.
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How did they
even hear that?
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What part of the devil
don't you understand?
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What happened to
your partner Ernie?
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His ex-wife
shoot him again?
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Yes.
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But he also hurt
his wrist.
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Oh.
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Well, I'm his new partner
Dave Johnson.
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Ain't nobody
ask your name.
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They already got
their game faces on.
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No, they was born with
them stank faces.
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Wow, you're still going?
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Yeah! I can't believe how easily
this came back to me.
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Well, good for you.AUTOMATED VOICE: New high score!
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Wait, what?
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Look at that--
I just beat your high score!
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What? Th-That's
not possible.
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Oh, yes, it is!
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Check it out, T-Booty.
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G-Cutie in the house!
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All right, Calvin,
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show the Pink Ladies
who we are.
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I know who you are:
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a broke-ass
Crockett and Tubbs.
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Face it, you're never
gonna beat us, Calvin.
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Or should I say
Wrong Way Butler?
Ooh!
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Wrong Way Butler?
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What are they
talking about?
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Nothing. It's just
some old news.
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Like their wigs.
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No, he didn't.
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Yes, he did.
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Show us what you got,
Wrong Way.
Oh.
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BOTH :
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!
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Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!
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Wrong Way! Wrong Way!
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Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!
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Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!
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Ooh!
Gutter ball!
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Calvin,
what just happened?
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This is your fault.
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You must have tweaked my hip
on our last celebration bump.
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Wha...?
That makes no sense.
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The entire move
was designed for safety.
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Hey, Wrong Way,
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instead of bowling,
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why don't you
and your math tutor
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go work on
some equations.
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I got one.
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You plus you
plus a bowling ball
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equals two chumps
and a bowling ball.
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Well, you plus you
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equals two
women that...
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need to work on
your manners.
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Mm-hmm.
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And another gutter ball.
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That's it.
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I'm going home.
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What?Practice is over.
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Calvin, we can't leave now.
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You finally hit them
with an insult I understand.
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Hey, Tina.
How was your walk?
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It was great.
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Just getting
my cardio on.
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Wasn't yesterday so fun?
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I still can't believe
I beat your high score.
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Girl, that was 24 hours ago.
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I have two grown sons.
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Ain't nobody thinking
about that game.
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Ooh, hey, Tina,
can I ask you a question?
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I don't know,
she just got lucky!
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Are you talking
about the Pink Ladies?
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Of course. Like, what else
would I be talking about?
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'Cause yesterday
at the bowling alley,
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they kept calling Calvin
"Wrong Way Butler."
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What's that all about?
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Ooh, yeah, that's a touchy story
from high school.
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Calvin would kill me
if I told you.Oh, I get it.
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It was the night
of the big championship game.
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Calvin was the star linebacker.
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So, on the last play,
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he picked up a fumble, ran it
all the way to the end zone.
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That's awesome.
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It was the wrong end zone.
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Oh...
Oh...
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He must have been
so humiliated.
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He was.
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I mean, everyone
forgot about it,
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but those Pink Ladies,
they never let him live it down.
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That is terrible.
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It's bad enough
to lose the game,
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but to have someone
rub it in?
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Yeah. Can you imagine?
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It was such a long time ago,
though.
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Not to him. He still won't
admit that it bothers him.
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I don't blame him.
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Who wants to hear
about their defeat
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over and over
and over again?
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I know, right?
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Hey, Dave.
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Here's the hammer you
wanted to borrow.
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Now, you hold it with this end,
and you hit it with this end.
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Calvin, wait.
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It's two steps, Dave.
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All right, look, I lied.
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I'm not really building
a Victorian-style birdhouse
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with a veranda.
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I got you over here...
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to show you this.
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Where the hell you get that?
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Tina told me the story
behind Wrong Way Butler.
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She told you that?
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Yes, she did.
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Including how the other team
voted you MVP.
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Well, it's none
of your business.
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And I threw that trophy
in the trash can.
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Okay, C-Calvin, Calvin.
Calvin, look.
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00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,464
The only way that you are
going to get past this
259
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,901
is by forgiving yourself.
260
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,862
This young man
is hurting.
261
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,603
And the only person
that can heal him
262
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:32,909
is you.
263
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:35,999
You do know I'm still
holding a hammer, right?
264
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,568
Calvin, pl-- I-I'm trying
to help you out here.
265
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,483
Please just
give this a shot.
266
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,398
Fine. Look...
267
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,706
I forgive you
for the terrible,
268
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,708
life-changing
mistake you made
269
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,927
when you became friends
with Dave.
270
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,365
Calvin, you cannot win
in the present
271
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,541
if you do not let go
of the past.
272
00:11:56,585 --> 00:12:00,807
Now, tell this kid
that he's a winner.
273
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:04,941
Tell this kid
that he deserves love.
274
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,944
Tell him that it is not
his fault. Tell him that...
275
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,641
You're not here anymore,
are you?
276
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,259
Hey.
Hey.
277
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,782
Have you looked
at Bitcoin today?
278
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,088
No. Why?
279
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,916
I lost half my money, Marty.
280
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,179
Now I'm about to lose
half my foot up your ass.
281
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,615
Well, hey. O-Okay.
282
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,747
All right.
283
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,400
Calm down. Okay, look.
284
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,881
Cryptocurrency
goes up and down all the time.
285
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,014
Look. Look at the graph.
It's already going back up.
286
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,930
Oh, thank God, man.
287
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,714
Oh, my bad.
My phone was upside down.
288
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,632
Oh, my God, I'm gonna
lose all my money.
289
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,199
No, it's gonna be okay, man.
290
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,504
No, it's not.
291
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,071
I ain't never gonna move
out of here.
292
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,812
I'm gonna die in a twin bed.
293
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,467
Look, this is my fault
for getting you into this.
294
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,947
Let me buy you out.
295
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,122
Really?
Yeah, man.
296
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,558
You're my big brother.
297
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,907
Oh, thank you,
baby bro.
298
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,693
Hold up.
This is half of what I gave you.
299
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:04,087
Yeah, I'm paying you
current market value.
300
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,832
Oh, cool. Look at that.
It just went down again.
301
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,923
Calvin, are you sure
you're ready for this?
302
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,751
Look, I told you,
the only thing
303
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,971
that's messing me up
is being distracted
304
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:21,322
by Thing One and
Thing Two over there.
305
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,498
That's why I brought these.
306
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,414
Noise-canceling headphones?
307
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,807
That's right.
308
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,330
Instead of listening
to those hyenas,
309
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,027
I'm gonna have Peaches
on the left
310
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,681
and Herb on the right.
311
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:37,338
You sure you got those on
the right way, Calvin?
312
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,253
No, no, he got
'em on backwards,
313
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,342
like the way he runs.
314
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,086
Well, the joke
is on you.
315
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,391
They're stereo
headphones,
316
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,741
so the audio quality
is exactly the same
317
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,874
no matter which way
you wear them.
318
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,050
Ain't nobody talking
to you, Khaki Pants.
319
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,228
Wrong Way!
320
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,317
BOTH:
Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!
321
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,363
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!
322
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,495
I can't hear you,
so I can only assume
323
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:07,281
you're saying something stupid.
324
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,984
One pin!
325
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,378
He must have been
practicing.
326
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,468
You know, you two
are meaner than Rick
327
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,861
after Mom started having
sleepovers with Doug.
328
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:09,473
♪ It's the eye of the tiger,
it's the thrill of the fight ♪
329
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:13,347
♪ Rising up to the challenge
of our rival ♪
330
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:17,177
♪ And the last known survivor
stalks his prey in the night ♪
331
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:21,485
♪ And he's watching us all
with the eye ♪
332
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,227
♪ Of the tiger
333
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,936
♪ The eye of the tiger
334
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,729
I'm so glad
you wanted to play again.
335
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,818
I got the feeling you
were kind of upset
336
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,211
about me having
the high score.
337
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,821
Oh, I'm not upset.
338
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,128
Because you don't
have it anymore.
339
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:02,744
You snuck back here without me
just to beat my high score?
340
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,789
I didn't sneak back.
I just so happened to be here
341
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,096
at 10:00 a.m. with a pocket
full of quarters and a...
342
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,229
body full of talent.
343
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,016
Okay. So it's like that?
344
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,800
Guess it is.
345
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,324
Oh. Then maybe
we should take this
346
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,455
to the next level.
347
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,546
You talking head-to-head?
348
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,245
I'm talking foot-to-foot.
349
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,205
Well, you better
get ready,
350
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,902
'cause I'm about
to bring the pain.
351
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,513
Right after I go
to the bathroom.
352
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,254
I had a large iced tea.Oh.
353
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,436
Oh, man.
354
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:45,787
Malcolm, did you get out of
Bitcoin at the right time.
355
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,485
For me!
356
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,316
That is good for you,
little brother.
357
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,102
What, you're not jealous?Oh, not at all.
358
00:16:56,145 --> 00:17:00,715
Because I took my money
and invested it in swag.
359
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,587
Oh. More shoes.
360
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,067
: Yeah.Oh, well, look at that.
361
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,677
Welcome back, Broke Malcolm.
362
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,245
That's very funny.
363
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,856
You see, these bad boys
are all sold out.
364
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,337
So, if you look online,
they're already worth double.
365
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,686
Really? Double?
366
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,428
Why would anybody...
Oh, I like those.
367
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:23,346
Well, look at that--
they happen to be in your size.
368
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,913
How much?
$300.
369
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,655
$300? The box says $150.
There's no way I'm paying that.
370
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,831
$325.
Malcolm, that's not
gonna work on me.
371
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:30,875
$350.
Sold!
372
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,447
Last ball, Wrong Way.
373
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,883
You're about to lose.
374
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,842
Look, Calvin,
375
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,974
I have done all I can
to keep us in this,
376
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,367
but we need a strike.
377
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,065
So, if you want
to win this,
378
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,110
you are gonna have
to forgive yourself.
379
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,851
Oh, not this again.
380
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,723
Look, I'm gonna be
younger you.
381
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,029
Talk to me.
382
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,119
Dave, I barely like
talking to you
383
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,990
when you're you.
384
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,908
Older Calvin,
it's time to forgive me.
385
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:07,695
I was only 16 when I ran
the wrong way in that game.
386
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,566
I'm not doing this
with you, Dave.
387
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,133
Oh, you know what?
Maybe you're right.
388
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,961
Maybe I don't
deserve forgiveness.
389
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,005
What?
Yeah, I mean,
390
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,138
I did let the
whole school down.
391
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,097
That's ridiculous.
Come on.
392
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,360
No, it's not.
I mean, I blew it.
393
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,101
Me-- Wrong Way Butler.
394
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,059
Everyone was counting on me.
395
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,976
That's only because you were
the best player on the team.
396
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,934
Yeah, but...
397
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,154
how could I have done
something so stupid?
398
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,025
I mean, what a boneheaded play.
399
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:37,551
So what? You still won us
the championship the next year.
400
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,684
And you were voted prom king
as a junior.
401
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,646
I guess I was kind of
big man on campus.
402
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,995
You're damn right you were.
403
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,823
You're damn right you were.
404
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,131
That was Dave saying that.
405
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,655
Whoa.
406
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,657
How do you feel?
407
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,528
I feel pretty good.
408
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,051
I feel great.
409
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,706
I feel like kicking
some Pink Lady ass.
410
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,361
Oh, here he goes.
411
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,233
Uh-oh, I hope someone
knows the Heimlich,
412
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,670
'cause he about to choke.
413
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,977
For your information,
I do know the Heimlich.
414
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,067
I'm also certified
in water safety.
415
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,113
Why are we even
talking to you?
416
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,636
You're not even
his real partner.
417
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,248
Wrong. He is my
real partner.
418
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,206
He's also my friend.
419
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,556
Best friend.
Okay, look.
420
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,820
Slow down a little
bit, Dave, okay?
421
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,432
Wrong Way!
422
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,347
BOTH:
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!
423
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,262
Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!
424
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:39,265
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!
425
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,919
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!
426
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,139
Wrong Way!
Wrong Way!
427
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,489
Wrong Way!
428
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,106
Calvin, you did it!
We won!
429
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,152
That's right, and
more importantly,
430
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,894
broke-ass Oprah and
Gayle over there lost.
431
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:04,464
Whatever.
We'll see you two next year.
432
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,206
Not if your cholesterol has
anything to do with it.
433
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,949
It is time for a
celebration dance, baby.
434
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,777
♪ You gotta get it,
you gotta go. ♪
435
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,606
I'm about to
pass it to you.
436
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,955
Come on!Here it is.
437
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,001
Ah, I caught it!
438
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,785
Go, man.
Get it, Dave.
439
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,787
Okay.
440
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:24,788
Pass it back, man.
441
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,007
It feels too good!
442
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,226
I'm keeping it!
443
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,847
You're looking pretty tired
over there, G-Cutie.
444
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,414
Oh, oh! Are you kidding?
445
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,198
I'm just getting started.
446
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,157
Guys, great news--
we won the tournament.
447
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:47,637
I got two grown
sons, Dave.
448
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,770
Ain't nobody thinking
about your tournament.
449
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,033
Oh, hold on, Tina.
Don't talk to Dave like that.
450
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,165
Zip it, Calvin!
We're battling here!
451
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,777
Guess we can get
some nachos.
452
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,257
You said they're
for winners.
453
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,259
Hell yeah. Let's go
fill this thing up
454
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,086
with some chips
and cheese.
455
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,877
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