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Oh, I love
your new fire pit, Calvin.
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Thanks. You know,
one night I looked over
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at Crackhead Victor's
trash can fire
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and thought, "That looks cozy."
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So, what are
we toasting to?
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Well, I know a
certain couple
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that has a big
anniversary coming up.
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Right, Calvin?
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Who?
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: I'm just
kidding, baby. It's us.
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It is us, right, babe?
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Come on.
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To 30 years
of marriage.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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I can't believe you guys
have been married for 30 years.
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Wow. That means you got married
when we were only...
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Drink your drink, Gemma.
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Well, so how are you
guys gonna celebrate?
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Weekend in Cabo?
Couple's massage?
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Or our personal favorite,
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reading poetry to one other
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while maintaining
intense eye contact?
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It's like
a sexy staring contest.
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Okay, well, we'll
probably just do the usual
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and go out for dinner.
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Wha-- come on.
30 years is a milestone.
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You can't just go out to dinner.
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She's right, babe.
We should go big.
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Let's catch a movie, too.
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Ooh.
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Come on, you guys.
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You got to do
something more romantic
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than dinner and a movie.
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You know, we're not
one of those kind of couples
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to make a big deal
out of stuff like this.
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We didn't even
have a real wedding.
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Just the two of us
at the courthouse.
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I know what you guys
should do.
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You two should have
a ceremony to renew your vows.
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That's ridiculous.I love that idea.
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Tina, we already
did our vows.
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"Till death do us part."
You're not dead, I'm not dead.
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In the eyes of God,
we're good.
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You know what? Well, I want
this year to be different.
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I want the wedding
that I never had.
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Yay!:
All right.
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Dave, would you please...Yeah. C-Calvin, don't worry.
I got you.
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I would love
to be your best man.
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Yes.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey, Grover.
You want to help me
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and Miss Tina
plan her vow renewal?
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What's that?
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It's when
two married people decide
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to reaffirm their love...I'm out.
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Hey, Tina. Come on in.Hey.
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Thanks again
for helping me with this.
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Ugh, are you kidding?
I love weddings.
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The romance, the flowers,
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the jealousy on all
your girlfriends' faces.
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Okay, so where do we start?
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I thought we could look at my
wedding album for inspiration.
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Okay. Let's do it.Oh.
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Ooh. Oh, my God, Gemma.
You are so beautiful.
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Aw, thank you.
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Ooh, is that Ryan Seacrest?
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No, that's Dave.
He had frosted tips back then.
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You came down
the aisle on a horse?
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All my bridesmaids, too.
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Except Denise. She took a hoof
to the head at the rehearsal.
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Wow, Gemma.
Look at this reception.
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The centerpiece,
the cake.
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Calvin would never
go for this.
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But wouldn't he want
whatever makes you happy?
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Let me put it a different way.
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Would doing this make you happy?
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Well, I have always felt
that I kind of missed out.
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So let's fix that.
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You know, you're right. I'm in.
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I'm gonna have
the dream wedding
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that I never got.
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Ooh, and you know
what you should do?
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I'm not getting
on no damn horse, Gemma.
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No.
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Yo, Dave,
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you need to check Gemma.
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: Oh, no.
Not lice again.
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You know, I told her
to stop sharing hats.
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No. Gemma's putting
crazy ideas in Tina's head.
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I mean, look at the budget
for this vow renewal ceremony.
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Ooh, wow. She wants to
release a hundred doves
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after the "I do's"?
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I know. And if I pay
that much for birds,
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they better come with
mashed potatoes and a drink.
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Look, Calvin,
I-I know it's expensive,
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but don't you think
Tina's worth it?
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Of course she's worth it,
but that's not the point.
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I can do more romantic things
for Tina with this money.
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Well, like what?Like buy a Jacuzzi.
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Tina wants a Jacuzzi?
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A chance to soak in bubbles
with all this?
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Some things
are safe to assume, Dave.
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Okay. Well, look, if
you want to save money,
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I can perform
the ceremony.
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I got ordained online
so I could officiate
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my buddy
Kevin's wedding.
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Okay. You're hired.
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Now, look, next on the list
is a bartender.
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Now, I know Grover's
too young to drink alcohol...
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Mm-hmm.
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...but can he pour it?
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Hey, man. What's up?
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Hey, what are
you doing here?
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What does it look like?
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I'm grocery shopping.
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Oh, uh, tell Mom and Dad
they out of milk.
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So, what kind of gift
were you thinking about
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for their anniversary?
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Oh.
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I was just gonna sign
my name on whatever you got.
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So don't go cheap
and make me look bad.
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Malcolm, we can't
just buy something.
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You know?
30 years is a big deal.
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We got to, we got to get them
something from the heart.
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Okay. Like what?
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I'm glad you asked.
I was thinking
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we could sing their favorite
song at the ceremony.
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"Baby Got Back"?
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Not Mom's favorite song,
their favorite song.
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"Just the Two of Us."
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You know, that's not a bad idea.
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I mean, she did
always love it
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when we sang together
in those church plays.
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Right? Okay.
Let's give it a try.
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I'll lead you in.
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Okay.
Two, three, and...
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♪ I see the crystal
raindrops fall ♪
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♪ And the beauty
of it all ♪
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♪ Is when the sun
comes shining through ♪
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: ♪ To make those
rainbows in my mind ♪
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♪ When I think of you sometime
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♪ And I want to spend
some time with you. ♪
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I think my voice might've
changed a little since puberty.
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You think?
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Oh, hey, babe.
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Put that down. I want
to show you something.
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Ooh. Not right now, baby.
The boys are here.
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Not that something.
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This something.
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Ah. What's this?
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It's the new budget
for the vow renewal.
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Now, your man got creative
and saved us a ton of money.
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Holla!
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So you want to have our
vow renewal at Ernie's Hot Spot?
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And if we do it at happy hour,
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we get dollar drinks
and free wings.
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Double holla!
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Calvin, what the hell does
"neighborhood flowers" mean?
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Well, it just means
I take the roses
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from Miss Kim's front yard.
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So you're gonna steal flowers
from a 75-year-old lady?
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She's got glaucoma.
She won't know it's me.
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Really, Calvin?
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Free wings?
Stolen flowers?
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This is how much you love me?
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Wow.
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Babe.
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Look, I just don't understand
why we got to waste
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all this money on a day
we've already had.
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Baby, I just want
a nicer wedding memory
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than hearing a judge
next door scream, "Guilty!"
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Look, I would've liked to had
something nicer, too,
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but we had to get
married when we did.
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You were pregnant
with Malcolm.
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Excuse me? "We had to"?
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Come on.
You know what I mean.
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Now, I... I mean...
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You know, not "had to."
Of course I wanted to.
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You know.
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It w-- it was
the right thing to do.
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"The right thing to do"?
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Okay, hold on. Now, Tina...
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So the only reason why
you married me,
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because it was
the right thing to do?
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Okay, now, would you please stop
putting my words in my mouth?
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You know what, Calvin? I'm done.
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I'm calling this ceremony off.
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Not because I have to,
because I want to.
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She'd be a lot more relaxed
if we had a Jacuzzi.
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H-Hey.
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Did you sleep on the couch
last night?
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Mom and Pop got into a fight.
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She kicked him out of their room
and he kicked me out of my room.
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Why didn't you sleep in my room?
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'Cause I'm
a grown-ass man, Marty.
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I'm not sleeping
in a rocket ship bed.
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What were they
fighting about?
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Well, I don't know,
but it must've been pretty big
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'cause Mom called
the vow renewal off.
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Whoa.
Yeah.
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Are you sure it wasn't
because she heard you singing?
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Hey, boys.
Have you seen your mother?
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Uh, she and Gemma went shopping
and to get their nails done.
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Although I think the word
she used was "sharpened."
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Sounds like
you messed up big, Dad.
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Yeah, I guess I did.
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I know you boys are gonna find
this hard to believe, but, um,
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I said something stupid to her.
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What?
You?
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Please.
No.
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Yeah, it's true.
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Your father's not perfect.
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What? No.
You? Please.
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But it's gonna be all right,
all right?
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I know why she's mad
and I know
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what I got to do
to take care of it.
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Oh, you're gonna go ahead
with the vow renewal.
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No. I'm gonna wash her car.
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Well, at least it'll be clean
when she runs him over with it.
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Yeah.
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Look at all these
nail polish choices.
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"Midnight Temptress."
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"Vampire's Embrace."
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Ooh! I'm gonna get pink.
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Well, why is this one
so expensive?
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Oh, it has real
gold in it.
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Oh, Calvin would never
want to pay for that.
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So I'll take 20.
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You feeling any better?
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Not really.
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I can't believe Calvin actually
said the reason he married me
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was because I was pregnant.
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Well, if it helps,
back in Hickory Corners,
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that's the only reason
people get married.
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And all this time
I thought he did it
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because he was in love with me.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Of course he was
in love with you.
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After we said, "I do,"
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he went up to the third floor
to pay a speeding ticket.
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Okay, he said something stupid,
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but you guys have been together
for 30 years and are so in love.
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That doesn't happen with people
who "have to" get married.
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I just wanted a wedding that
I could be proud of, you know?
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Well, maybe Calvin didn't give
you that, but he did give you
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a marriage
you could be proud of.
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I suppose.
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All I know is that when
Dave and I get to 30 years,
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I hope our marriage is as loving
and fun and supportive as yours.
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00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,353
Although, I could use
a little less eye contact.
252
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:48,229
Thank you, Gemma.
You're a good friend.
253
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,276
You know, by the time
Dave and I celebrate
254
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,930
our 30th anniversary,
you will be...
255
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,192
Drink your drink, Gemma.
256
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,069
Hey, Calvin,
what happened?
257
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,027
I heard the vow renewal
was called off.
258
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:07,596
Yeah. Tina wasn't too excited
about the budget cuts,
259
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:11,774
and then we both said some stuff
I wish I could take back.
260
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,518
Man, I'm sorry
to hear that.
261
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,042
'Cause I found the sickest
Dave Matthews lyric
262
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,958
to kick off
the ceremony.
263
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:25,353
Wow, if I'd known that,
I would've canceled it myself.
264
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,617
But it's okay.
265
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,576
She'll be fine once she see
how clean her car is.
266
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,929
Uh...
Calvin, you sure that's enough?
267
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,061
No. I'm not stupid.
268
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,151
That's why I'm gonna pop in
this new air freshener.
269
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,722
Okay, Calvin, um, let
me ask you a question:
270
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,898
What does it mean when
your brakes are squeaking?
271
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,813
You need new brake pads.
272
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,641
And your car
is backfiring?
273
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,426
Uh, you probably need to check
your fuel injector.
274
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,602
One more question,
you getting a bill.
275
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:02,433
Okay, my point is,
276
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,000
is you know how
to listen to cars,
277
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,655
but I-I don't think you're
listening to your wife.
278
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,832
No, look, I am listening, Dave.
It's just this...
279
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,053
this whole vow renewal thing
is so unnecessary.
280
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,837
Yeah, but sometimes the
things that are unnecessary
281
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,708
are the things that
matter the most.
282
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,972
Like what?
Well...
283
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,322
Like these chrome rims.
284
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,715
Do they make Tina's
car run any better?
285
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:26,718
No, but they look good.
286
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,851
What about the
leather seats?
287
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,853
Come on now,
you've seen my wife's butt.
288
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,812
I'm not putting that
on no cloth.
289
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:39,731
Okay, so it sounds to me
like what you're saying is
290
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:43,866
these things aren't necessary,
but they do matter.
291
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:47,696
Hmm. I guess I am.
292
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,698
Maybe you're right.
293
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:52,309
Maybe I need to give
my marriage an upgrade.
294
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,311
Yeah, man, come on.
295
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,705
Bring it into the shop.
Put it up on the lift.
296
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,359
Trick out that whip.
297
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,887
You know, I think this is
the most manly conversation
298
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:05,932
we've ever had.
299
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,762
That really
warms my heart.
300
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,243
And we're back.
301
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,815
Whew, girl, I cannot believe
you dragged me
302
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,383
to five different
beauty supply stores.
303
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,775
What can I say?
304
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,822
Dave's very particular about
his lavender bath salts.
305
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,041
Ugh.
306
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,826
Where is everybody?
Calvin, I'm home!
307
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,655
Hey, Mom.Seriously, Malcolm?
308
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:36,005
You'd rather put on a suit
than do your laundry?
309
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,880
If you would just come with me
to the backyard.
310
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,884
Do you know what this is about?
311
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,886
Maybe.
312
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,976
Is that why you squealed
when Dave texted you?
313
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,979
Maybe! Let's go.
314
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,863
Oh, hell no.
315
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,386
Tina, wait!
316
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,912
Look, babe, I know I messed up,
317
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,783
but I just wanted
to let you know just...
318
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,742
I'm not leaving. I'm just
going to change my clothes.
319
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,962
I cannot get married
looking like this!
320
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,746
Come on!
321
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,364
I'm never
getting married.
322
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,280
It takes too long
for girls to get dressed.
323
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,325
I'm with you,
324
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:38,981
but I'm watching
my mouth today.
325
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,985
Are you ready
for our song?
326
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,074
Don't worry about it,
man. I got this.
327
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,902
You better,
because if you don't,
328
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,600
I will drop you like
Beyoncé did Destiny's Child.
329
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,389
Ooh, wait, they're coming out.
330
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,540
Wow.
331
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,293
Sorry it took me so long.
332
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,556
I would've waited all night.
333
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,689
We almost did.
334
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,047
We are gathered
here...
335
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,922
Give me a minute.
336
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,449
Okay.
337
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,928
Nope.
338
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,020
Dave, I got it from here.
339
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,938
Tina Butler,
love of my life,
340
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,985
I still remember the
first time I saw you.
341
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,988
You were singing on stage
at the Moonlight Lounge,
342
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,383
looking almost as beautiful
as you are tonight.
343
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,037
Oh, God.
344
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,084
This is Kevin's wedding
all over again.
345
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,564
Oh.
346
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:28,090
When I first heard
your voice, I knew
347
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,397
that I didn't just
want to be with you
348
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,661
for the rest of my
life, I had to be.
349
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:40,233
Well, I remember looking down
at you from the stage
350
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,974
and seeing
the most handsome man.
351
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,457
A beautiful smile,
352
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:50,112
those bright eyes,
353
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,506
and the shiniest Jheri curl
I'd ever seen.
354
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,641
I was like a
sexier Rick James.
355
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,083
Look, I know I say the
wrong thing sometimes,
356
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,520
but the one thing I
never regretted saying
357
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,000
was "I do."
358
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,005
Me neither, baby.
359
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,139
Dave.
360
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:23,406
By the power vested in me
by MakeMeAMinister.com...
361
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:30,283
...I proclaim your vows
of marriage renewed.
362
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,154
You may now kiss the bride.
363
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,991
This is for you,
Mom and Dad.
364
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,605
♪ I see the crystal
raindrops fall ♪
365
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,738
♪ And the beauty
of it all ♪
366
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:54,959
♪ Is when the sun comes
shining through ♪
367
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,657
♪ Just the two of us
368
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:02,141
♪ We can make it if we try,
just the two of us ♪
369
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,707
♪ You and I.
370
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:09,235
Aw, look at our babies.
That's so sweet.
371
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,845
Yeah, that's good.
372
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,673
Now let's show them
how it's really done.Yeah.
373
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:15,763
Give me the damn mic. Thank you.
374
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:18,679
♪ We look for love,
no time for tears ♪
375
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,246
♪ Wasted water's
all that is ♪
376
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:24,598
♪ It don't make
no flowers grow ♪
377
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,428
♪ Good things might come
to those who wait ♪
378
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,213
♪ Not for those
who wait too late ♪
379
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:34,434
♪ We got to go
for all we know ♪
380
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:37,132
BOTH:
♪ Just the two of us
381
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,787
♪ We can make it if we try
382
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,006
♪ Just the two of us
383
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,399
♪ You and I...
384
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,533
You know what?
385
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:50,319
Being here, I realized that,
after ten years of marriage,
386
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,756
I love you
more than ever.
387
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,671
Aw, I feel
the same way.
388
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,977
Really?
389
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,980
You know it, baby.
390
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:02,113
BOTH:
♪ Just the two of us
391
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,986
♪ We can make it
if we try ♪
392
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,031
♪ Just the two of us Just the two of us.
393
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:10,252
♪ You and I
394
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,167
BOTH:
♪ Just the two of us
395
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,474
♪ We can make it if we try
396
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,998
♪ Just the two of us
397
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,392
♪ You and I.
398
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,963
Wow!♪
399
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,749
Gemma, I didn't know they had
the Electric Slide in Kalamazoo.
400
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,141
Are you kidding?
401
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,013
Add a banjo
and some hay on the floor
402
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,537
and this is the
"Boot Scootin' Boogie."
403
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,018
Yeah, but there's
one big difference.
404
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:40,674
Yours is about the boots,
ours is about the booty!
405
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,066
Hey!
406
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,504
Oh, okay. Okay, y'all.
407
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:47,681
Party's over. Leave your gifts
at the door and get out.
408
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,685
Uh, Calvin,
it's only 8:30.
409
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,861
I know, Dave,
but it's my wedding night,
410
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,211
and Tina gets sleepy
around 10:00.
411
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,691
TINA:
Oh, no.
412
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,302
I'm up till
10:30 tonight.
Ooh.
413
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,913
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