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Dad, can we go back inside?
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It's hot out here.
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Aw, come on, buddy,
it's not that bad.
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It's just a little
fall heat wave.
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Besides, it's cooled down
to a comfy... 102.
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Then can I at least have a turn?
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What are you talking about?
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I let you open the box.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, Dave.
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Why are you sitting
in your truck?
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Just trying to soak in some AC
for my run into the house.
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Okay. All right.
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Here I go.
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Calvin, wait.
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What?
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Damn it, you just made me
breathe out
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all my air conditioning.
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Hey, before you go inside,
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check out this sick loop
into a barrel roll.
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Now, first you lean
on the throttle,
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and then you pull back on the...
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Whoa, whoa, watch out
for the power line.
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Oh...
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Guess now I get to put it
back in the box.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Dave knocks out our power,
but his power stays on.
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If that's not white privilege,
I don't know what to tell you.
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Hey, you know, Pop,
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it could take the city
a couple of days to fix it.
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You sure you don't want
to go with me to Marty's?
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No, this is Dave's fault.
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I'm staying at his place, eating
his food, and cranking his air.
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I'm thinking somewhere
between meat locker and igloo.
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Lord, it's like an oven in here.
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My nooks are starting
to stick to my crannies.
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If this is what hell feels like,
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I'm-a start going to church
more often.
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Even during football season?
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It's not that hot.
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I feel so bad
that Calvin and Tina
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have to spend
the night here.
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It was an accident.
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It wasan accident, right?
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Of course it was an accident.
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I told you. Grover took it
out of the box wrong.
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Let us in! It's hot out here!
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TINA:
Yeah, I'm starting to sweat
my eyebrows off!
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Oh, hey, guys, come on in...Out of the way.
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I'm looking for a vent.
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Oh, yeah, there it is. Okay.
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Get all over me. Yeah.
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Get in where you fit in,
right there.
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Yeah, uh, thanks again
for letting us stay here.
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Are you kidding?
We're so glad to have you.
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Oh, no! You don't want
any part of this.
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I'm funky as hell.
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And, guys, while you're here,
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please consider
our home your home.
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Well, in that case, you're
Malcolm. Go get me a beer.
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Perfect. One pumpkin
spice lager coming up.
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Thanks, and, uh,
don't forget the beer.
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Okay, we've got you
all set up in our bedroom.
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Fresh towels, clean sheets,
and a bunch of little bottles
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of shampoo I stole
from a hotel.
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Ooh. Gemma, you didn't
have to do that.
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I know, but it was
such a rush.
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Okay, since you weren't
into the pumpkin spice,
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I got you something
a little more traditional.
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Is any part of
the name a fruit?
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I'm gonna run to the store.
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No, no, no, don't-- Dave.
Don't bother.
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We'll just go freshen up
and then come down for dinner.
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Oh, cool. Well, then, maybe
after that we can watch a movie,
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play a game, or, I don't know,
just kick it.
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Good night, everybody.
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Good night. Oh...
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Hey. What's up, man?: Hey.
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Come on in, brother.
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Oh, wow, Marty,
your place looks great.
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I see you redecorated.
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Yeah. I like to call
my new aesthetic
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"Mid-Century Marty.":
Oh.
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Well, that's a nice change of
pace from "Last Century Calvin."
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It's good to have you, man.
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Take a load off,
make yourself comfortable.
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Thank you. Don't mind if I do.
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Ah.
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Maybe not that comfortable.
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Oh.
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Okay. My bad.No, you know, it's just--
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this is a coffee table,
not an ottoman.Right.
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Totally different
pieces of furniture.
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Okay, I get it, man. Thank you.
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What is this?Wh-Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa, whoa!What, man, what?
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What do you think you're doing?
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Marty, I'm just checking out
your new toys.
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Toys? M-Malcolm, these are
scale models of the Saturn V,
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the Atlantisshuttle,
and the Apollo 11Lunar Module.
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Okay? These are some
of the most important examples
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of mankind's ascent into space.Right.
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Now, is that where they met
the Green Power Ranger?
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No, man.
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He's there to protect them.
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Hey, Marty, look, this
is all just stuff, bro.
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Don't be such a nerd.
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Oh, man, you know,
I'm not a nerd.
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You know, I'm not a nerd. Just,
uh, I like things a certain way.
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Yeah, I know you do. You used
to eat your alphabet soup
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in alphabetical order.
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Uh, hello?
That's called a system.
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And it's that kind
of attention to detail
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that makes JPL
hire a person like me.
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Yeah, well, I work at JPL, too.
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Well, you know...
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You know... No disrespect,
but-but you're a security guard.
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I-I'm an engineer.
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That's all disrespect.
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No, I-I'm just saying, man, like
i-if you press the wrong button,
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somebody gets off
on the wrong floor.
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If I press the wrong button,
goodbye, Moon.
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Wait a minute,
you can blow up the moon?
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You heard nothing.
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Listen, Malcolm, this is,
this is my place, you know?
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So-so, while you're here,
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why don't we just keep things
the way that I like them?
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All right, man, fine.All right.
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I'm-a go take a shower.
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Unless you're uncomfortable
with that, too.
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Don't be silly.
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All right.
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Just don't take your cell phone
in there.
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I don't like the radiation
near my Q-tips.
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Oh, hey, Gem. I was
just coming down
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to get a glass of wine!
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Oh, my God.
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It's okay. It's just
a hydrating sheet mask.
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Well, are you sure?
Because it looks like
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you're wearing
your victim's face.
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Oh, like, Hannibal Lecter?
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"I enjoyed his liver
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with some fava beans
and a nice Chia..."
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: I think I just
swallowed some of my mask.
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Oh...
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So, do you do
one of those every night?
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Oh, no. Just once a week.
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What do you do for your skin?
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Well, I have
this complex regimen
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that I do seven nights a week.
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Ooh, what is it?
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It's called being black.
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Damn. Gemma wasn't joking.
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She jacked, like,
50 hotels' worth of shampoo.
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You know,
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I'm keeping my eye on her the
next time she uses our bathroom.
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Well, I know I ain't getting
a good night's sleep tonight.
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These sheets are grabbing me
like Velcro.
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They feel good to me.
They feel smooth.
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Not smooth enough. You know
how I like to slip around.
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Stop complaining
and just, just put on the TV.
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Fine. But I'm buying a movie
whether we watch it or not.
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Where's the remote?
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I don't know.
Check Dave's nightstand.
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Oh... Yeah.
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Ain't nothing in here but
a bunch of self-help books.
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Building Connections
with Kindness.
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Even his books are annoying.
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Calvin, stop snooping around.
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White people got cameras.
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Look at this, Tina.
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Dave has a Bible, too.
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You know what? Maybe
we should invite him
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to our church sometime.
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Could you imagine
Dave at a black church?
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What?
That tambourine
would never recover.
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Oh, hold on, this ain't a Bible.
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Oh, no, baby,
that must be Dave's journal.
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Put that back. That's not right.
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Oh, no, it's okay, Tina.
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He already tells me
everything anyway. You know?
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Oh, ooh, this is good, too,
right here. Check this out.
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"Old Miss Kim made me
uncomfortable again today.
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Why would she want
to drink my bathwater?"
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Hey, Dave, if you're watching,
I'm not in this.
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: Oh.
Here's another one right here.
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"Came up with
my own cool handshake.
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Gonna try it out
on Malcolm tomorrow."
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Look, he even drew pictures
and everything.
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Look at this...
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Calvin, Calvin, look,
that's enough.
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Okay? Enough with the journal. Just one more, okay?
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Oh, my God.
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Wait, wait a minute.
What the hell?
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What?
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L-Let me see
your reading glasses.
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Oh, uh, here. Here, here.
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Mmm.
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"Calvin Butler thinks
he's such a big shot,
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"but the truth is
he's a ridiculous,
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insecure little man."
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Damn, Dave, that's cold.
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Who the hell does
Dave think he is,
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calling me insecure
and ridiculous?
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I'll tell you what's ridiculous.
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This handshake.
That's ridiculous.
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It's got a pinkie swear in it.
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Calvin, stop reading that.
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It's just hurting
your feelings, baby.
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Feelings?
Yeah.
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Tina, I'm a man.
I don't have feelings.
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Besides, I don't give a damn
what Dave thinks of me.
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Okay. Well, in that case,
let's go to sleep.
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Yeah, let's go to sleep.
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Okay.
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CALVIN:
I can't sleep!
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I need to get this off
my chest right now.
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Damn these Velcro sheets.
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Calvin, Calvin, stop.
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You cannot talk to Dave.Why not?
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Because he'll know
that you read his journal,
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and no matter what he wrote,
baby, that was wrong.
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I don't care.
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Well, do you care that it's 105
degrees in our house right now?
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Sleep well, Tina.
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Good morning, Malcolm.
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Good morning, Martin.
Are you ready to go to work?
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What-what happened?
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Well, I don't know.
I'm just a security guard.
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You probably need a fancy
engineer to figure this out.
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Okay. This isn't funny.
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Oh, I strongly disagree.
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All right.
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All right, you made your point.
Now help me put everything back.
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This chair goes here. Okay?
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These stools go
right over here and...
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Ooh!
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Why is Spock holding hands
with Optimus Prime?
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Wait a minute.
Don't judge, Marty.
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Love is love, brother.
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"Love is love." No.
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Spock can't love.
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He doesn't have emotions!
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Are we having chocolate chip
pancakes for breakfast?
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Yeah. We wanted to do something
special for the Butlers.
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I'm so glad
we broke their house.
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Good morning.
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Oh, hey, how'd you guys sleep?
250
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:23,307
Like he cares.
251
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,570
I hope you're hungry.
252
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,268
We made chocolate chip pancakes.
253
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,009
Yeah, I remembered
they're your favorite.
254
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:32,099
You don't know me, Dave.
255
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,319
Are you still mad
about the drone?
256
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:38,540
Oh, no. No, that was
a blessing in disguise.
257
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,761
I totally agree.
258
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,894
Okay, then, uh,
what's bothering you?
259
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,896
I'll tell you
what's bothering me...Calvin.
260
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,158
No, Tina.
261
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,682
Look, I am too upset.
I got to speak my mind.
262
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,859
It's all the shampoo I stole,
isn't it?
263
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,209
I have a problem.
264
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,299
What-what-- no, no, no, no.
265
00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,562
Actually, this is between
Calvin and Dave.
266
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,565
So why don't we go into the
living room and watch cartoons?
267
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,612
And we'll talk about getting you
into a program.
268
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:12,226
Okay, Calvin, what's going on?
269
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,228
I'll tell you what's going on.
270
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:18,014
You called me a ridiculous,
insecure little man.
271
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:21,061
When did I say that?
272
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,019
August 3.
273
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,894
Right after Old Miss Kim
tried to get busy with you.
274
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,853
What are you...?
275
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,510
Calvin, did you read my journal?
276
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,122
Maybe.
277
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,822
That is a total violation
of my privacy.
278
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,040
How could you do that?
279
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,912
Look, if you didn't want
anybody to read it,
280
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,174
you shouldn't have
left it buried
281
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,524
in the back of your nightstand.
282
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,047
I can't believe you did this.
283
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,223
I-I thought we were friends.And so did I,
284
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,444
until I went behind your back
and read your journal.
285
00:13:56,487 --> 00:14:00,274
You know, based on the way
that you are acting,
286
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,754
I was right on about August 3.
287
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,714
And September 15.
288
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,283
What'd you say then?
289
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,154
You'll never know.
290
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,808
You know what? Forget this.
291
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,027
I'm out of here.
292
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,899
A-And for your information,
293
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:21,034
Old Miss Kim beentrying
to drink my bathwater.
294
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,603
You ain't special, Dave.
295
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,261
Hey, I was told
I need to escort
296
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,089
a terminated employee
out of the building?
297
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,004
He's right in here
packing up.
298
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,397
All right.
299
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,182
Oh, wait. Uh...
300
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,184
Marty, you're not the one
who's fired, are you?
301
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,099
Yeah. I transposed
some coordinates,
302
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,145
and now our GPS satellite
is sending everybody
303
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,234
to a Starbucks in Wyoming.
304
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:50,193
Wh-- how'd you do that?
305
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,674
I'll tell you how.
You messed up my stuff.
306
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,198
I was too stressed to focus
and now I'm fired.
307
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,766
Oh, wait.
Hey, look-look, uh, uh, Bill,
308
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,289
this is all my fault, all right?
309
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,595
Just tell me
what the damages are
310
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,075
and you can take it
out of my paycheck.
311
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,207
He lost a multimillion-dollar
satellite.
312
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,209
Okay, I'm-a need
to work some overtime.
313
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:10,257
It's too late, Malcolm.
There's nothing you can do.
314
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,303
Hey, look. Come on, man.
315
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,566
You cannot fire Marty,
all right?
316
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,046
You should see his apartment.
317
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,309
It is practically
a shrine to all this...
318
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,138
nerd stuff that y'all do here.
319
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,488
Uh, sorry, but it's
out of my hands.
320
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,534
Yeah, but this job
is his life, man.
321
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,536
He can't lose it because of me.
322
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:29,972
Well, maybe you should have
thought about that
323
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,278
before you pulled
your stupid prank.
324
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,975
Look, I know.
Y-You're right, Marty.
325
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,717
I just, I thought
it would be funny.
326
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,110
But it wasn't, was it?
327
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:40,287
No.
328
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,942
You want you know what is?What?
329
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,118
The fact that I'm pranking you
right now!
330
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,685
Yeah.
331
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:50,906
Yeah!
332
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,908
Wait, wait, wait, wait, so...
333
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,562
all of you were in on this?
334
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,521
That's right.
I've never felt so cool.
335
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,481
You should've seen
your face.
336
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,963
"But this job is his life.
He can't lose it 'cause of me."
337
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,967
Okay, well,
what can I say, Marty?
338
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,621
You got me good.Oh, I did, didn't I?
339
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,101
It was pretty funny, right?
340
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,669
That was really funny.
341
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:16,714
Can I have a head start?
342
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,716
Five, four...
343
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,240
Save me, Bill!...three...
344
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,938
Bill's not gonna save you.
345
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,512
Oh. Hello, Calvin.
346
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:36,343
Or should I say Snoop Dogg?
347
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:39,085
Do you even know who that is?
348
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,390
Of course I do.
349
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,697
He hosts a cooking show
with Martha Stewart.
350
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,181
Well, I'm just here because Tina
forgot her overnight bag.
351
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,400
Well, it's probably still up
in the bedroom. Go ahead.
352
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:53,099
All right. Cool. Uh...
353
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,448
Dave isn't here, is he?
354
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:57,190
No, he's out buying
a journal with a lock.
355
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:03,239
I'll just go upstairs
and get Tina's stuff.
356
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,372
Oh, and, uh,
357
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,505
she told me that, uh,
I'm supposed to give you this.
358
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,333
Five dollars?
359
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,292
Yeah, I accidentally knocked
Dave's toothbrush
360
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,294
into the toilet.
361
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,035
How did that happen?
362
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,601
Just take the money.
363
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:30,049
The hell are you doing here?
364
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,312
What the hell happened
to the rest of your robe?
365
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,446
Gemma let you in here?
366
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,579
She sure did.
367
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:42,061
Hold up. Did Tina leave
her bag here on purpose?
368
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,628
She sure did.
369
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,762
The two of you are gonna stay
here until you work this out.
370
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,851
Oh.
The hell I am.
371
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,028
You know you can't
stop me, right?
372
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,725
Bring it.
373
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,470
Dave, we gonna have
to work this out, man.
374
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,649
I'm glad to hear that.
We'll be downstairs.
375
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:09,740
Oh, and, Dave,
don't brush your teeth.
376
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,267
You know,
none of this would've happened
377
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,704
if you would've just came
and talked to me like a man
378
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:19,794
instead of writing it down
in your little book.
379
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,796
Well, I wouldn't write about you
380
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,015
if you didn't insult me
all the time.
381
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,365
I don't insult you.
382
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,367
The other day you called me
"flamingo knees."
383
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,500
That's not an insult.
That's a fact.
384
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,763
Stand on one leg. You'll see it.
385
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,765
Damn it.
386
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,334
You know what your problem is?
387
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,901
You don't care
if you hurt people.
388
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,207
Look, I'm just keeping it real.
389
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,512
Oh, okay, maybe I should just
"keep it real,"
390
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,035
and see how you like it.
391
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,515
Come on. Come at me, Dave.
392
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,603
Your hairline's receding.
393
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:53,349
Oh. Oh, we keeping it real real.
394
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:56,439
Yeah, doesn't feel
so good, does it?
395
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:59,181
Look, man, you can't take
what I say so personal.
396
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,792
Well, uh, then, why do you take
what I wrote so personal?
397
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,707
Because that's
totally different.
How?
398
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,840
What I'm doing to you,
I'm just messing around.
399
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,189
But what you wrote about me,
400
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,973
that was an attack
on my character.
401
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:13,108
Says the guy who went through
my stuff and read my journal?
402
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,155
Okay. All right, you know...
403
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,506
I mean, you know,
you got me on that one.
404
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:23,597
You know, I'm... I was wrong
for that, and I apologize.
405
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,815
Thank you.
406
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,904
Look, man,
but I'm the kind of dude
407
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,471
that's always gonna say
what I mean,
408
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,430
so if we're gonna be friends,
409
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,953
you're gonna have
to deal with that.
410
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:35,826
Okay, fine. But I'm gonna
deal with it my way.
411
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,524
Fine.
412
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,440
You know, 'cause if
you think about it--
413
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,617
and I know a lot of people say
this about me--
414
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,662
I'm just too funny.
415
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,233
All right.All right.
416
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,495
We back to being us?
417
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,367
We're good, man.
All right.
418
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,599
You know,
we'll keep working on that.
419
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,391
Oh, since when
did we get Netflix?
420
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:21,524
Since your dad stole
Dave's password.
421
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,439
Yeah, see, that explains
why the "continue watching"
422
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,573
is Marley & Me.
423
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,532
Come on, Calvin, we're ready
to start the movie!
424
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,142
CALVIN:
I'm coming!
425
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:39,107
Oh, oh. Marley & Me.
426
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,804
Yeah.
427
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,556
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